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>FANTA
https://play.fifa.com/fantasy/join-league/R1SDPUAG

>PREDICTOR
https://play.fifa.com/match-predictor/join-league/3KMVTBDE

Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, ask the homeless man around the block about transfer rumours and stay pechofriopilled.

Previous >>155562500
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>>155669240
Negrumaxxing
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>>155668993
these fuckers are going to cut corners left and right with a series of slapdash construction projects that won't be completed (but will still cost a fortune of taxpayers' money), then at the last minute go to UEFA proposing to host Euro 2032 matches in the stadiums of Sassuolo and Frosinone
I'm not the type prone to >betting on Italian football, but that's how things will go down
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KINOOOOOO
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Forza Milan!
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negru
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>>155669269
Pains me hard to see Italian football in the gutter like this but it's insane how everything is self-inflicted, give it less than a year and they'll be blaming the children not playing calcio in the streets for the bad condition of the stadiums
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Xenoverse 3 previews are up
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>>155669240
Didn't Minchio say he'd go into exile if he couldn't beat Bosnia? Or does he consider coaching Lazio to be the equivalent of exile?
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>AC Milan and several other clubs are interested in Andreas Schjelderup. Benfica reportedly value the Norwegian talent at around €30M.
Unlike a traditional head coach, Amorim is expected to act more like a manager, with a direct role in shaping the squad and defining transfer priorities.
>According to the report, the first position Amorim wants strengthened is centre-forward. For Milan, one of the main names on his list is Gonçalo Ramos. The report suggests that a new striker will arrive regardless of whether Santiago Giménez stays or leaves.
Amorim will have a major say in Milan's transfer strategy. The new Milan hierarchy is still an unknown quantity, but one thing is already clear: Ruben Amorim will have significant influence over the club's sporting decisions.
>There has been contact between the FIGC and Paolo Maldini over a technical director role, however his availability is unknown.
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every time a gaymer posts a reply he sweats another drop of glue, just like he does when he starts to eat
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Hakan Çalhanoğlue
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You will support us today won’t you?
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>>155669674
I've been drinking water all day in support of /ourguy/ Waterman
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Panama canal4
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We won.
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>>155669582
>>There has been contact between the FIGC and Paolo Maldini over a technical director role, however his availability is unknown.
LMAO
Maldini would rather catch ebola than have to deal with these quacks who must cook the books of Inter and Roma to sleep soundly at night
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>>155670159
why contain the corruption when you can spread it?
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>however his availability is unknown.
What could he possibly be doing
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/beverage/ idea: TernanaThé
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why did I even hold out hope that lotito would change his mind on gattuso
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>>155670499
not his fault that Cannavacciuolo turned down the job
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Cannavarocciuolo
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>K.Thuram - K.Muani swap
t.Dardan Petrela
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In scotterrones house lara bird is a hero
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>>155670584
Pissigees midfielders don't even play the same sport as K. Thuram. What is he going to do there apart from being a training dummy?
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Is Lazio trying to lose all their support
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>>155670593
I know a lot of stuff about her behind the scenes, I'll leave it at that.
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Not even edited btw, he really is that pint-sized.
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>>155671275
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Troy Baker, Sadie Sink and Zoe Kravitz star in UNHINGED, a new streaming game experience coming on June 30 to Netflix.
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Don't Sadie Kinkshame me
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>>155669841
Based
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>Renato Veiga free kick.webm
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>bbilan legend Joao felix
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>>155671451
>shamwow felix-pedro neto on the wings. horrifying
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'tioned
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>>155671236
Im all ears
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>performative gesture
Of course its interest is piqued
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>>155669240
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>>155671451
How fucking shit must Inacio be for Renato Veiga to be starting for Portugal? Weirdest national team in the world, got a great midfield and great fullbacks but for the rest it's looking bleak
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nihao
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TSU
S
U
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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>drop Merdao
>play Cancelo
>instantly score and win
It's that easy. Keep the shitty DNA out, keep the goated DNA in.
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>have to watch Cambiaso week in, week out while Nuno Mendes exists
Nobody suffers like Jj fans
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Alain Berset is coaching portugal
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Do NOT look up where Roberto Martinez’s wife is from
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wauw
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Odessa Azizjon Ganiev
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>>155671889
Let’s just say she didn’t get the SNP nomination based solely on her political acumen
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TSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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unc still got it (I'm not watching that)
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siuu
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SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>Ashley Cole was coaching cesena
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That Cristopher Penaldus pic I forgot to save
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Ronaldo plays in Saudi Arabia. Who also plays there? Sergej Milinković-Savić.

(Who was born in Spain apparently?!?)
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>>155677106
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>>155673962
But wait, it could get worse
>Juventus could move for Theo Hernandez should Andrea Cambiaso be sold this summer. Juventus' interest is conditional on Andrea Cambiaso's departure, which is looking increasingly likely.
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>>155677327
Belgio made this...
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>>155677428
A masterpiece Magritte could only dream of
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Kino pic
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nice routine
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Milan legend Joao Felix
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I wouldn't go to France
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>>155679122
Greta was right.
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Belgio. Kolo Muani is NOT getting closer.
t. Di Marzio.
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>>155679322
wtf I suddenly believe everything of mars says
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lmao scored
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I hope that makes it easier to sell him off.
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>The Usurper of Uzbekistan
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You now remember him
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>Palestra to Lelsea
sfinter are going to be furious they absolutely have to sign Cambiaso for 35m just to show the rest of Serie Ass that they're the new financial superpower. Actually even better better, they should throw another 40m for Bremer too :^)
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Goals
Dildiz: 0
Rafa: 1

Points
Dildiz: 0 (eliminated)
Rafa: 4
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>>155680689
Oh nooooooo I hope they don't fucking do that!
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>>155680689
money laundering english teams will ruin him.
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>>155680689
>taking the Cesare Casadei route
Grim
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i hate the english pigdog league so much its unreal
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>>155680893
as opposed to a certain club from milan, where the interviews with cazzetta and all the refereeing favors cause the players to shit bricks within twenty minutes of a world cup playoff
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>>155681032
I don't think Casadei ever got the chance to earn 6m a season desu
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Golazo from Leao

Also
>AC Milan are interested in Lucas Bergvall and are monitoring his situation at Tottenham Hotspur FC.
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another midfielder for bbilan to ruin
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>xabi alonso is the lelsea coach
Nigga wat? When did that happen
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>>155681097
If he's getting that much, I don't think any sane person can begrudge him that
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>>155681147
Toro arianissimo
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Future Jj player Diop Tehuti Djed-Hotep Spence is starting
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>>155681249
Nearly 2 months ago
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>Palestra to Chelsea
sfinterbros... It's over
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senor Xabi me arrodillo
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Sibo sobo
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>Inter's offer for Palestra is 45+5
>Chelsea's offer is 60
Guess who are the Atalanta Jews selling him to
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>Moretto: Palestra come Tonali - Il ragazzo non ha mai voluto andare all’Inter. Il suo sogno era di giocare o nel Milan o nella Juve. Per questo il ragazzo è propenso ad accattare l’offerta del Chelsea.
:^)
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Twinkazzo falling for an obvious Twitter shitpost? Can't be
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If it was developed in San Luca, it would be called Star Wars: Galactic Rigore
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>2 irrelevant NTs facing each other at 1am
Guess I'll go to sleep after the Pengland game, gonna be a comfy day tomorrow
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Belgio buy a zingaro
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I meant *Carnivals I might be brainrotted
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Med tips to deal with 35-37c heat? My ancestors might have been made to walk through the desert but I am not built for this…
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>>155682585
Estathé al delusione will refreshen you
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>Palestra has already decided to accept Chelsea’s offer.

oof
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No words lmao, has it been an hour at least?!
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Cambiaso is better, buy him Piero
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>Inter fans are sending death threats to Palestra's family members
Wow
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>>155683134
>>Inter fans
>>>/x/
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>>155682725
>wanting to play under Xabi Alonso instead of Zingaroman Chivu
Mysteries yet to be answered
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>>155683134
based. bully him to stay
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Deschamps fras...
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>female commentator
Alright see you for the Whorevatia game
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Brace yourself for the never ending Frattesi - Cambiaso + money swap rumors, you're about to witness Beppe Riso's powers
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>>155683450
I'd prefer Frattesi's sister, cheaper and already knows Jj very well
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>>155683588
She's probably 90% plastic at this point
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>>155682585
Where I’m going Thursday-Sunday it’s hitting 40c
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>going to kolkata
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Was just reading on the veranda and saw something move from the corner of my eye, just look at this little Interbro I found scurrying up a flower!
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Hmm, intrasting
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very boring engöish possesion
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Discussions are currently underway regarding What is my Destiny Elimoghale. The talented 17-year old player, is regarded as one of the most promising prospects - if not the most promising - in the Bianconeri's youth setup. Despite his age, the Bianconeri intend to give him regular playing time with Juventus NextGen next season.
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>>155683911
>>155684018
Very funny. It’s in Evropa. If you guess correctly I’ll give you a sweetie
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If he was Sardinian he'd be called Jorgan Ajò
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>>155683997
Suffering status in Leiden? Not possible
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>40 billion for Leoni
>60 trillion for Palestra

Imagine if Gerry realized he could save money by not buying and paying professionals, but just make all the primavera kids seniors and then have a fire sale and make crazy monies (bonus if they have a cool sounding ethnic Italian family name)
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>>155685691
>It’s in Evropa.
Goa?
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>Palestra to earn close to 7m/y (bonuses included)
Playing for Chelsea must be amazing, 6-7 years long contract with retarded wages, you're set for life
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Ghana is defending better than Croatia I'm howling
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>>155685866
anglo press using gross numbers or ded sborrt
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>>155686108
That's from the italian press and I'm afraid that's net lol
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>>155686092
Well, last I checked they don't have Josi Asutalo playing so it's no surprise they're doing a better job.
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>>155686162
maybe they copied the gross number from some anglo report, that mix up has happened before
maybe its time to accept zaniolel to jj lmao
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Belgio don't read the latest unironic Zaniolel rumors
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>>155681323
please don’t scare me like this
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Picture on the front page? +€5m to Pio's market value
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>>155687132
that hairline mog is insane
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I’m not even one of those cringe Scottish people that makes hating England their personality but I’ve always despised their national team, even as a kid. They’re a toxic bizarre mix of Anglo superiority arsehole-ness and globohomo
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dj spence
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Not to mention their anthem not even being bad, God Save the King/Queen is just a whole lot of nothing
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Imagine simping for your unelected ruler in your anthem lol
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H-h-haha yeah, now imagine having an anthem with a verse about honouring someone else's unelected ruler lole
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Anglo league
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Imagine showing Churchill this England team
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>>155690465
something up with which he could not put
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https://x.com/juvegiovanili/status/2069521843250163786
He looks good, I think >we should get rid of him for your Berardis your Frattesis, Locatellis etc
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>>155690702
>>we should get rid of him for your Berardis your Frattesis, Locatellis etc
This is exactly what we'll do and we'll get fined and -15'd in a few years for it :)
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i can see why each and every english player is worth atleast 80m
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>>155690465
I have endured much. I have faced the Mohmand rebels of the Swat Valley , stared down the abyss of annihilation, and breakfasted with de Gaulle on more than one occasion. I did not weep. But here, here on this damp and godforsaken Tuesday I find my resolve, at last, broken.

I will confess that the composition of the squad gave me pause. The England I knew was a rather different canvas. These men, of every hue and heritage, drawn it seems from every corner of the earth that was once pink on the map, stood together under that shirt with a unity of purpose that I found rather upsetting. That the Empire should have folded itself, in time, into this, into eleven men calling themselves English and meaning it, is perhaps the most astonishing thing I witnessed all afternoon.

These Lions, as of yet undeserving of being called brave, gave the ball the Gold Coast natives. Not once. Not twice. With a frequency and a generosity of spirit that suggested it had been arranged in advance. I have seen acts of charity in my time, great philanthropists, munificent lords, men who gave their fortunes gladly to the poor. None of them gave with such enthusiasm, such abandon, as the English midfield gave to the Ghanaians on that terrible afternoon.

The manager, a Prussian, which is itself a sentence I did not expect to write, stood on the touchline with the expression of a man who has only just realised, midway through the ceremony, that he has married the wrong person entirely.
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>ghana is whiter that englel
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>crorats playing at 1am local
Absolutely relevancy mogged by the organizers
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>>155690702
More like he’ll just rot in the Primavera team
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>>155693093
>>crorats playing
Do they? Or it's part of their weekly ritual humiliation?
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>>155691996
lel

On a serious note I think people are going to stop caring about these tournaments if squads continue to look like this. Iran and Algeria are far whiter than the team England finished with
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Woah, I can't believe the Aryan team is actually white-coloured!
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>>155693359
Somehow we'll always have the brave people of the the east-indie's colonies supporting us lmao
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Croatia lost to this England.
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>>155693290
Mhmmm dunno, kid is talented and has good physicality, smart clubs like Sassuolo/Parma will probably try to sign him
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All the stories have been told
Of kings and days of old
But there's no England now (there's no England now)
All the wars that were won and lost
Somehow don't seem to matter very much anymore
All the lies we were told (all the lies we were told)
All the lies of the people running round
Their castles have burned
I see change
But inside we're the same
As we ever were
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>no Waterhombre
Been drinking all this water today for nothing
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Watch the EPL scoop up Nico Paz as well

Printer will be stuck with Dodo and Fullaruncio
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>Nico Schira works for Rai now
Grim
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>>155694623
Why wouldn't RM just buy him back first, regardless of the offer to Como coming from Inter or EPL?
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croazia time
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lmao
https://x.com/paolomossetti/status/2069450462365937865
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>>155695189
Because they have enough midfielders (according to Fiorentino & Co) that if he were to return he would get the Endrick treatment.
He's gonna do 1 more season at Como to see if Madrid is willing to sell him to another club again because his chances to play for Real on a consistent basis compared to the overpriced negrus they have are as big as the chances Inter has of cleaning its filthy corrupt history and image.
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>>155695063
>Italian taxpayers and now directly fund mercato delusions
Kinda kino in an accelerationist way
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where is my sucic
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Croatia so lucky man
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Croatia so shit, memes aside
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damn modric getting old. sad
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wtf is gvardiol doing
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Ivanusesso would fix them
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Croatia is getting jobbed
I demand an apologize from croatbro
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i dont like kovacics playmaking
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>>155695957
nico paz is far far better than stronzotono
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Panama 0.06 - Expected goals (xG) - 0.05 Croatia
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im too sleepy. gn

hope croat scores some golerinos
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wat happen..
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kino
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Who does Sberrisic think he is with his lebron sleeve?
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at last it's over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wHU5ocfFsA
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>>155695957
Carnevali’s on the phone right now
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>>155695189
They do buy him back for pennies on the dollar but sell him instantly again for x10 the price to finance Perez brazilian meme winger addiction
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NApbwwm4aU
It's just so wrong when it's not Mark Hamill doing the Joker and Kevin Conroy (F) doing Batman
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Scouting Lucumi
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>>155700657
lots of potential bbilan targets in there #futuresecured
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Glad I set an alarm for this, it's weapons-grade kino
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EEEEEHHH PUTOOO
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starting to feel bullish on the Cambiaso-Frattesi swap, Frattesi is obviously terrible but >we need the plusvalenze badly and there’s no chance of getting bagged for it since the deal involves Inter so run that shit up to like €40m. No idea why they want him though, you’d get so much more out of someone like Diego Moreira (even inverted) or Chiesa at RWB.
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man the obscene amount of money that Como will get from selling Baturina got me all fucked up

we're talking absolutely pissening levels of funds for the (next) little magician
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feed percassi to alligators
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>Palestra to Chelsea here we go
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uh oh, the san luca brotherhood from reggio calabria is not happy
watch out for more wiretaps everybody
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>>155708014
Giovanni Leoni whatever happened there
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Lombardy job market looks good
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glad croatia won. gud job.
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The cuckold of sports^
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negru above me
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Looks like kino incoming
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Secondo me errore grave per la tua carriera, consigliato male anzi malissimo.
Vince il Dio denaro ma lo step qui da noi dovevi farlo e poi andavi lì a guadagnare di più.
In bocca al lupo nel circo Chelsea, Marco.
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Vgh... the step of shitting bricks against Bosnia... and then score a massive 2-1 win against Cremonese at Stadio Antonio Bellocco... sovl...
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Slow day innit
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>Physical edition without disc
Kill (((Strauss Zelnick))), behead (((Strauss Zelnick)))
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>>155708709
Great! More balmudic invertion
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*knocks on the VAR room door*
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>sell dumfries for 20m
>lose palestra cos you are cheap amerijews

oh boy cant wait for the cheap cap verde darkie from ligue unh who flops hard
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Yup, coping sfinterismo is back on the menu
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>>155709562
We're adapting to the processing speed of the average Serie A subscriber
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tried to make an darkie cambiaso edit as the darkie from ligue unh but grok fucked me over and made him a different face
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>>155710023
maybe offering 50 million plus 05 of bonuses right from the kickoff, which resulted in a throw in, would have been better
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surely Jjust or Inda are gonna jump on that Gila deal, Napoli offered them a measly €15m
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>La Rai conferma l'addio della giornalista Federica Sciarelli dallo storico programma 'Chi l'ha visto?' che conduce da 22 anni: contratto scaduto
F
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>>155710179
Only 15m for the greatest defender Serie A has ever concepted?
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>Amorim wants Kolo Muani
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does 80 USD also mean 80 Euros to Rockstar because that's usually what it means when a game is 80 USD
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>To make up for Palestra's failure to join the club, the Inter management already has a Plan B in place: contact with Guela Douè's representatives has been made
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>>155710242
Yeah we already got the price conversion, 80€ for normal and 100€ for Ultimate
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>>155710248
Thats how much in Swiss francs?
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>>155710254
I don't think Amazon and other digital stores support Albanian currency so I can't tell, sorry
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>>155710254
seven stolen Mercedes badges
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>>155709579
Yeah I'm buying it digital then lol
Thanks for killing used games 2K
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>>155710248
where did we get that? I haven't seen it anywhere and I wonder because when 'Mutts were paying 70 USD we were still paying 80 Euros and then they made 'Mutts pay 10 more while keeping it at 80 Euros, but I don't know what the fuck Rockstar's doing
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>>155710285
It's ogre, bet they won't even include the traditional poster in the box.
I'm not mentioning the manual since that got killed with TBoGT :)
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>>155710248
if i cant mow down pride parades i wont buy until cheap
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>>155710285
Do you have a steam account?
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>>155710301
You'll get a digital one! Isn't that cool? A poster you can get on any device!
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>>155710313
Woah! And that comes in multiple sizes?! How amazing, you are so kind and generous. Glory to Strauss Zelnick!
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>>155710309
I do but I also play on PS and that's where I sell and buy used games. I've probably saved thousand over the years buying used games.
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>>155710323
But you have a steam account
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physical versions of Mario Kart World cost 90 Euros? what the fuck, nigga
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Strauss Zenica
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Grim
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>>155710337
At least it's on a game key card or whatever Nintendo calls them lol
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Strauss Zhegrova
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>>155710342
I'm practically drowning in cope but surely he'll be good on his second year
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>>155710398
With a decent coach yes, with Spalletti not so much
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>>155710420
We're having Tudor 2.0 the moment the dirigency realizes that all his mercato requests were abhorrent shitters and permanently ruined the squad
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>>155710420
Even if the team had a decent coach, it'd have to be a massive tardwrangler with the manchildren leading the squad. Team desperately lacks an actual captain, haven't been hopeful about this team in a real while.
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>>155710222
>We get to Kolo Yutani post for at least 1 season
Would be kino desu
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>>155708014
with this breach of protocol against the cyclops of Varese, I'm guessing Palestra will be called up for the next national team game in the year twothousandneveragain
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>>155710461
Yes indeed, bbilan should also buy Sorloth for the maximum meme potential
Zaniolo too if possible
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>>155710541
Zaniolo is unironically better than any current other shitalian striker
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io vorrei che sia chiaro
aldilà degli errori/limiti della nstra dirigenza l'atalanta è uno dei motivi principali x il quale il calcio italiano è in rovina..
non è un caso che l'ultima champions italiana corrisponda con l'ultima stagione dell'atalanta in B.
auguro loro il peggio!
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>>155710725
Adorantebros...
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>>155710474
Just in time for the next WC Italy will play in, then
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Woke up at 1 lads. I have to go out to buy stuff for my holiday but I physically and mentally cannot be arsed. Since I finished uni I've been unemployedmaxxing, watching the ngopp mondialus and playing HOI4 while refusing to interact with the trickle of matches I get on hinge.

It's too hot and sticky, even the prospect of a Decisive Scottish Victory isn't getting me excited just yet
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>>155710725
carried udine a lot
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>>155710179
chivu wants a bbc defender
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Where did you get that pic of my uncle?!?
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>>155711387
>unemployedmaxxing
Im also looking for a job. There are so many opportunities so I dont worry
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>Oumar Solet is being followed by Atlético de Madrid. The Spanish club should soon take action by making an offer.

we are geting cucked from every direction.
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>>155711525
There's Bremer available for 40m, you should buy him now :^)
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Shahed to your head name 5 Right Wingbacks
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>>155711469
>they didn't put pic related
smdh
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Scotterrone and twinkazzo walk into a job centre...
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/v/ idea: Star Fere

The Lega calcio is in crisis. Andross, a mysterious oligarch banned from Italian football for financial doping, has retreated to his fortress in Perugia and launched a hostile takeover of every club in the peninsula, installing puppet coaches and buying off referees. Only one team stands in his way: Ternana.
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>>155711599
just buy kalunegru to own the bbilanfags
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>>155711599
Denzel Dumfries
Jeremie Frimpong
Givairo Read
Hans Hateboer
Bbilan van Ewijk
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>>155712289
>tfw reached the Napoli stage
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Ye canny fling yer pieces oot a twenty story flat.
700 hungry weans can testify tae that
If its butter, cheese or jeely, if the breed is plain or pan
The odds against it reaching earth are ninety nine tae wan


>>155711516
The amount of graduates not being able to find a job (I mean ANY job not just a grad job, Boris' Indians have taken all the entry level jobs) has increased by almost 50% since covid. All the jobs worth a fuck are concentrated in London and I'd have to earn about £75k+ after tax to have the same base standard of life as I do now if I wanted to live there. I know a girl (female assigned at birth) who moved down there last year and got a job paying about £40k. She lives in a mouldy rabbit hutch in a Bengali shithole with two other girls. The game is gone.
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Giuseppe Pipitò: The centre-forward nicknamed ‘Mr 33 Goals’ is set to sign a professional contract with Juventus in the coming days.

Despite not being particularly physically imposing, he stands out for his technical ability and an explosiveness reminiscent of Carlos Tévez. With this move, the Bianconero management has immediately quashed the strong interest from a couple of Premier League clubs who were looking to sign him.
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Clair Obscur: Expipidition 33
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Denise Expipitone 33
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>>155712675
Mo Pipito and Russo-Ndungo will fire >us to the Ngopp in Arabia Saudita
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>>155712722
Next Caniggia frà
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>>155712734
She kinda cute in a homely way
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>>155712734
She looks like she got fingered once at a school dance but then was so ashamed of it that she threw away the full extent of her sexuality until she was 29
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>>155712734
Lisa kudrow been eating that epstein jerky
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Patrick Kudrowne
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>>155712623
Doesn't your university have a careers office that could help you? Did you network during your studies? Have you looked into administrative government jobs? Would you be willing to go abroad? There are many exciting internships at the EU. Have you contacted any embassies? I've only been job hunting for a few days, but there are so many opportunities, and I'm not worried at the moment. Also:
You could always do a PhD.
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>>155712734
Did you add the blonde hair yourself?
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>In September 1996 his mother committed suicide by jumping from the fifth floor of her building and Caniggia did not play in the 1996–97 season.
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>>155713003
Should've done the Adriano move
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>>155713028
Funny you mention it because he got involved with similar substances
> Il 21 marzo 1993, dopo la partita Roma-Napoli, è positivo alla cocaina e subisce una squalifica di tredici mesi, che gli fa perdere la stagione 1993-1994 (la squalifica scadde il 18 maggio), al termine della quale se ne va in Portogallo, al Benfica
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>>155713046
Er Palazzo has had blood on its hands for too long
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calcetto soon.
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grim
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Times for MD1 are up

P.S. last digit decides how many goles Merdavid scored against New Albania tonight
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>>155713549
Wait we play this soon?
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Why are printeristi like this..?
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If I sell my dead weight on Fanta i.e. Raphina, Lautaro and Malen, they’re gonna score, aren’t they? But if I keep they will just carry on being dead weight?
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>>155714126
that is exactly how it works, but I think raphinha is injured so he may even not start
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>>155714126
raphina ded, sell lautardo and watch him score 4 goals
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>>155714126
Fanta curse is more successful on midfielders than strikers for some reason, if I didn’t bet on Koopmeiners, De Bruyne and Christian Eriksen (when he was at Inda) they would have been killing it
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>>155715263
just realized i’m a retard and you meant world cup fanta, Malen might score but I don’t have high hopes for Lautardo and Brazil are shite
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>>155712923
>careers office
Yeah we do. It's alright but they're not miracle workers. First pick goes to arse kissers and nepobabies. I'm quite an affable chap believe it or not but I'm not on their level when it comes to the corporate gobbledegook.

>network
Yeah quite a lot but that goes back to what I was saying. Everything in Bongistan is in London or Edinburgh, both are incredibly unafforable.

>abroad
The thought of it is getting more and more enticing. I'm not just putting on the chud act here but Glasgow is becoming less and less appealing every year. We've got the usual issues but we've added a new category of scumbag from abroad, I feel like a foreigner in my own city sometimes but I think many Europeans will feel the same way.
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If he was smart he would have just called him all sorts of things in Guarani. Nobody would have known
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>Ready to meet the crew? Your first look at Edgerunners 2 is coming. See you on June 29.
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>sfinter wants Dodo
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>>155714126
Difficult one innit. I think we're going to see a lot of rotation.

>>155716121
Top lel
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Based 'politan dropping a new Inde photoshoot
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/movies/a71590954/inde-navarrette-interview-obsession/
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>luciano Sballetti wouldn’t mind augmenting their midfield this summer, and he’d like to reunite with one of the main protagonists of his Scudetto at Napoli, Stanislav Lobotka
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>>155716571
Kojima also had a photoshop with them... now, I'm not saying anything, but...
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Ladies and gentlemen, it's Jonathan David hour.
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You now remember Tajon Buchanan was an Inter player
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>>155716571
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>155717903
I've never done such thing but I want to lick the back of her knee, it looks so tasty fs
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>>155717903
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>>155717903
>>155718017
I'll say this much, I have sexier elbows than her
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albanian moment
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>>155715315
I hope you will find something soon fra
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>didnt kick david
lame
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Why can't Alboshits behave?
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gud calcetto we got challenged by a team 2 div higher than us. after our practise.

we did okay but 2 hours of calcetto went fast
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muslim kvara gol
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>tfw the Coop manager bans you for being caught stealing again
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no Kone in midfield and they turned into Horton & Tim Albion
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Shitalia would get booty blasted by Qatar
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Italy lost to a team that conceded to Qatar
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>>155719348
not true the fennel is a qatari whisperer
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viega_freekick.webm tier of shot from d4vd
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is ndoye on the pithc?

>>155719077
red for me
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>>155719414
Which one? :)
The one filled with zingari or the one filled with zingari?
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>>155719655
I dont think the canadian deserves res for this. Normally its only a yellow
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>Psychic claims aliens will invade the field and abduct players during Scotland vs Brazil World Cup game
even aliens are stunned about the scotterrone's existence
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>tfw an Asari will never kidnap you and use you for her research into human sexuality
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Where does all the money Atalanta make on player sales go?
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RRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBEEEEEENNNNNN
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Biscottobros…
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>>155720007
Business idea: asking [redacted] to generate more /seriea/-themed GTA girls
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>>155720240
israel
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>>155720240
The Jens Bangsbo Apiary
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calcio/biz/idea pay d4vd in Canadian dollars
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>>155720528
/v/mu/ idea: Twinkazzo hosts a radio station, like Cara Delevingne did in GTA V, called "No Taste FM" and it's just non-stop Drake, Imagine Dragons and Wiz Khalifa
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gk oof
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>>155721006
Also that other failed footballer who now raps, the one friends with Moise Kean. What's his name... Way 54? Something like that
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>>155721078
rafa leao
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>>155669552
This fraud is always ''muh Calabria'' and then he didn't even call up the greatest Calabrian player ever (GODardi)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeRrFPHFDr4
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>johan scores
>/seriea/ is seething
:^)
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It actually bothers me on a personal level how shit David is
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I forgot David was playing rofl would've shitposted harder if I knew
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T-t-t-t-t-there's two of them?!
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wait, this is not the same david
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nice gole from leafs
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DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID
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akanji got owned in that gole
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>>155721997
Literally how lol
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>>155721078
Idk why, but I like the fact that it made him a manlet kek
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Clavicular is a MilanGOD
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>Inter closely monitoring Anan Khalaili
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>1st place in the group?
Secured.
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Andrew Tate is also a MilanGOD
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GL Scottbro, I've said 3 berakhahs in anticipation.
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>>155723331
based porchetto with no surprises with the line-up
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>>155723331
How's shankland on headers
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>>155723331
Hickey isn't starting because Carnivals lobbied for him to rest, right?
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>>155723331
Brazil's FBs are genuinely something to cry over, the fuck is this
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Real mandinghi are watching temptation island rn
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Wish us well lads, even if we scrape through as in 3rd place on GD. I’ve got a flight I need to get up at 3.30 for so I’ll have about 2hrs sleep max after the game finishes.

This is my country,
The land that begat me.
These windy spaces
Are surely my own.
And those who here toil
In the sweat of their faces
Are flesh of my flesh,
And bone of my bone
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>>155723484
>I’ve got a flight I need to get up at 3.30 for so I’ll have about 2hrs sleep max after the game finishes
Are you getting abducted by the ayyliens
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>Lucas Leiva on the BBC broadcast
I now remember him
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>>155723484
gl
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>>155723674
I wish we could turn back time
to the good old days
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>Danilo starting in 2026
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USA needs to rape them 7-0
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>>155725286
Not for jJ right?
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>>155725337
In a Caceres-esque move, he'll be Carnevals 2nd signing after all other rightbacks in the squad see their knees exploded
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>>155723484
Good luck fra
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Viprow taking the piss on sbotland
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>sborrland
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:SKULL:
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grim
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>sborrocco
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>>155723674
I just remembered Joseph Cuttheweb
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Amsterdam and Noa Lang's accent status?
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Fun fact Ben Gannon-Doak is taller than conceicao
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come on scotfras do something
>scotland-englel if scotland goes through as 3rd
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>Slopland
>>
scotfras…
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god your lot are pure shite
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Not their sport. Not even their country if you think about it... heh
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Kek
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were so back
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How is that a foul
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Ben Ganon Deku
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When do the ayyys show up?
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>>155728547
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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aruba...are you ok
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>lolrocco

This will come back to bite me hard I'm sure, but neither Brazil or Morocco worry me. (we'll get either one of them in the next round as things stand)
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hakimi is just too gud
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>>155729138
yeah, nothing reported so far
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>>155729557
wear floaties just in case
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Morocco-Negrulands r32, no matter who wins, Duccio’s sedan loses
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>>155733967
>Morocco - Netherlands
>France - Algeria
If both happen it will be all but quiet on the western front
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>>155734718
>Algeria
Not remotely as bad tbf, no idea why
Moroccan mongs are just built different
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New Gerry /biz/ slop is up
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>>155735103
Something something keeping the club afloat

>>155735011
Someone else will have to factcheck it, but I think Moroccan culture is still much more similar to the nomadic tribes/mountain goat herders.

Algeria's is more distant from that tribal past due to all kinds of reasons. That's probably why their culture/community is a lot less insular and messed up by fragile notions of honour/pride.
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>>155735103
>most of the fanbase can’t swim
>Cardinale starts selling products to address the socioeconomic factors holding them back
this is actually genius
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>>155733967
what about his yarmulke?
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>>155735103
we need a jj one for aruba
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Je konec
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damn, remember when Iuve had good players on their team, whatever happened there
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>>155729498
Why doesn't Milan buy him
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>>155741011
No CL football
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>>155741011
too poor to afford him, they need to sell more swim rings
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>Gimenez
KWAB
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>>155741582
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>page 9
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Good morning!

>Another player appreciated by Zlatan Ibrahimović, alongside Daniel Svensson, is Lucas Bergvall.
New York City FC are interested in Pulisic, but AC Milan have no intention of selling him.
>AC Milan and several other clubs have made enquiries about Richard Ríos.
Switzerland has matched its own best-ever performance in the first three matches played in a single World Cup edition: 2 wins and 1 draw, as in 2006. Feat.
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>tfw you will never bully Mirko Nicolino's autistic son
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lowkey wouldn't wish Pongračić on my worst enemy
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Amplifico mufa
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>Marotta is not the boss, he cannot decide the national team coach himself and treat Malagò like a shop boy (Zazzaroni). The atmosphere is already scorching in the Italian Football Federation. Marotta and Gravina do not want to let go of power. Zazzaroni writes a sharp editorial against Marotta, who does not want Mancini in the national team and wants to impose Conte on Malagò.
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>>155746032
I hope that Zazzaroni, the spineless good for nothing weakling, also told the Milan Public Prosecutor’s Office this when they questioned him, given that he’s the sort to keep quiet and respect the code of silence typical of San Luca
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>>155745170
Searching players according to how much merch women would buy, baka
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>>155746515
it worked with Constant
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>BREAKING: Rafael Leão is now attempting to repair his relationship with Milan. Like all of Milan's key players, Leão is expected to have a direct conversation with Ruben Amorim. Amorim could even consider adapting his preferred 3-4-2-1 into a 3-4-3 if Leão demonstrates the motivation required.
GRANDE RUBEN! GRANDE RAFA!
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>>155747326
He's confirming himself as a top 3 dumbest negru that passed by milanello
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>>155747185
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>>155745818
Just realized I forgot to attach pic related lol
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>>155747809
Allegriani need their brains studied and preserved after death, might be able to discover a new form of mental retardation with those
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>>155747875
I mean his son is mentally retarded like literally, I guess we know who he got that from
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>>155747659
Ignoring your racist remark - if he stays he can become a bigger Milan legend as he already is
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>Rockstar has such influence that they can even tell Sony to change the colours of the PS app into Vice City themed ones
Crazy
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>>155748132
He's a very emotional player and he pretty much burned his bridges with the fans thanks to this stupid interviews last month
If he stays at Milan it will just be a repeat of the last year, except worse
And putting that aside, Amorim changing his 3421? At the United he was playing players out of role just to keep using that module, so I find it hard to believe
This is more likely to be the nth fake exclusive a twitter journos made up
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Fresh Carnevali rumour dump



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