Get in here
>>155679626>2006+20 memelelz
C'MON TSUUU
next poster faggot
>>155679713ADVERTISERS GET DOWN AHHHHH
YOU SHOULD BE LOSING THE DEFENSE HOMBRE
Kino matches we MIGHT get in the knockoutsArgentina - PortugalUSA - Iran
>>155679690RARE
>>155679685>>155679690REF GET THIS NIGGA MAC ADDRESS
>>155679690>>155679685MESSI don't MISSI
>>155679690Kek
>>155678616>yfw toki stops da terut ime
>>155679685>>155679690MessSeethe
He has scored 2 and still looks stressed and pissed on the field. Is that just how he is?
I can feel a hattrick coming
There's really nothing better than hanging out with you guys while watching the GOAT be the GOAT
He's desperate for a hat trick
Uzkek is just giving up, jesus.
>>155679456/alg/
>>155679713Gash Wars: A new Hope
>>155679581you have ACs you live on easy modeif i dare to cook pasta my apartment becomes like a tropical swamp
Damn fucking rigball
What's Uzbekistan known for?
>>155679380
>>155679569Surely she can't act shocked or angry if i slap her ass like what else am i supposed to do here
>>155679615>grapist>he harvest grapes?
shitbekistan is comically bad, they're begging ronaldo to score a hattrick on their heads
>>155679690tsuuu
>>155679729i had them winning everything....
i bet my mud hut in uzbekistan winning
>>155679685>>155679690maldsi
>He posted it
>>155679740Unless it's a PK.
T S U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U
>>155679690>>155679685oh fuck
>>155679690kek and RARE
CAN'T SCORE>CAN'T SCORECAN'T SCORE>CAN'T SCORECAN'T SCORE>CAN'T SCORECAN'T SCORE>CAN'T SCORE
>>155679690Messi, noo
>>155679713nur der HSV
go ahead and surrender, frogs
>>155679685>>155679690ronaldo retiring after this game
>>155679668>>155679669KEK
If 3 is a hat trick whats 4?
> NO 10-0 AGAINST WORT TEAM OF WORLD CUPT S U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U
>>155679573https://youtu.be/WXB4LspLQE0literally never heard of this place outside of this song
>>155679690>ooh my fellow Uzbeks
How can Livemode stream at Full HD straight to Youtube?
anyone wanna play? reply with a (sports related) image and if it is in the boxes ill add it to the cover:P
>>155679753He really really REALLY wants the hattrick
I played a videogame for two hours trying to beat two bosses on hard and missed mossed of the game.>4–0Doesn't look like I actually missed much, though.
>Uzbekistan suddenly playing competently to prevent Ronaldo hattrick And people expect me to believe the Buenos Aries synagogue doesn't control FIFA
>>155679683Russia has to be the worst WC ever.Completely soulless and with a disgusting winner
>Can't even hat trick against Uzbekistan Just retire already
score some fucking goals
>>155679640add it to the flag list
>>155679456/poeg/
>>155679683Most of these "own goals" shouldn't even count as own goals, football always seemed retarded to me in that way
>>155679736I can't wait to see Penaldo gets humbled.
>>155679455I've long since stopped giving a fuck about watching all the matches. Shit, I probably won't even watch ours tonight, I just can't be arsed.
>>155679713 Pitiful boobs
nonhatrickaldo
>>155679503>get raped by heat in the morning>get raped by humidity at nighti hate summer
EUROPE MARCHES ON
>>155679792GOD DAMNArizona?
>>155679568F
>>155679776Are the uzbek bukharans rooting for Uzbekistan?
>>155679713gross
>>155679771uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
>>155679385I'm thirsty in a way that hydration can't fix... lads.
>>155679797That's not Algeria/Austria though?
Lmao no way this Uzbekistan team aren't Pessi fans
>>155679729more of a bulak nation.
>>155679796quadtrick
>>155679809Fake Irish scum
>>155679503i dread the next week when it will arrive to us
>>155679792not hard when you have AC
Pendu back down to earth now that his luck has run out. Good luck against the real teams after this freebie.
>>155679771Being that country that when someone says their name you go>oh yeah I think I've heard of that place
*BREATHES IN*I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF THESE CORRUPT FIFA PEDO ASIA WOOD LEAGUE STAT PADDING MATCHES
48 teams is too many, the gap between the best and the worst is massive
Why is Uzbekistan sucking so hard? Are they not in grace of Allah?
>>155678843>>155678846Topkek
>>155679801
>>155679444nice cock
>>155679713Best Arby's meal?
kwab
>>155679668>>155679669NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>155679818the matches are on too late. i can barely keep awake to watch these ones let alone the later ones
sex with thick asians
GIVE IT TO CRISTIANOHE'LL SCOREGIVE IT TO CRISTIANOHE'LL SCOREGIVE IT TO CRISTIANOHE'LL SCORE
fucks an uzbekistan anyway
>neves outim out
>>155679797>48 teams>50th gets in
>>155679838is that SOLO? damn.. she got stretched
>>155679844holy shi you have it nice
>>155679685>>155679690lel
>>155679806Russia had more soul than Qatar and it would've been perfect if Croatia and Modric won
Women are disgusting
Why tf didn't he keep running there
>>155679792At least you won't get jumped by niggers if its that hot right?
>>155679771Borat. I not that's not even the place but that's what people think of.
>>155679863You're Neves?
>>155679409>Global Drinkable Tapwater Alliance
>>155679838NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>155679851Muslim teams have been BTFO deviously. Morocco is the last hope for them
>>155679838noooooooo
I dont even mind that Sarlaac pit fanny
>>155679874
>>155679838Extra meaty
I would irish guy but the mods have been banning roll posters and people who respond to them.>>155679775he chained an entire family to a radiator and graped them over and over again
Ronnie C needs to save himself for the final. Trust
previous 5 posters take it up the ass
POSITION YOURSELF SO THEY CAN PASS TO YOU, LAZY FUCK
>>155679826no, mr glowie
>>155679888SEXO SEXO BREED SEXO BREEEEED
I drink 3 cans of Coke every day
>>155679181>>155679254Pear body shape>>>>everything else
>>155679844oh thats cold
>>155679874Agreed, so are weebs
time to add uzbekistan and doctor congo to this list
>>155679685>>155679690lmao
why are no games played in mexico? i thought they are hosts too
>>155679859>i can barely keep awake to watch these ones let alone the later onesare you 80
>>155679860that's not thick that's a countertop
Another BLOOT
Roleldo has just 20 minutes to get his hat trick
Uzbekistan will win 5:4mark my words
>>155679362>visual representation of oct 7th
Ill be at the Cabo Verde vs Saudi game this week. What should i wear to let you know its me
SÓ MAIS UM>SÓ MAIS UMSÓ MAIS UM>SÓ MAIS UMSÓ MAIS UM>SÓ MAIS UMSÓ MAIS UM>SÓ MAIS UMSÓ MAIS UM>SÓ MAIS UMSÓ MAIS UM>SÓ MAIS UMSÓ MAIS UM>SÓ MAIS UMSÓ MAIS UM>SÓ MAIS UMSÓ MAIS UM>SÓ MAIS UMSÓ MAIS UM>SÓ MAIS UM
>>155679898>>155679899>>155679900>>155679901>>155679903>Anglo faggetry
>>155679896france is doing well though
>>155679865by me
>>155679903>all that stubbleShe's got a lot of ass hair.
>>155679640>>155679563He's right m8, you can't just publicly disclose the identities of generic chinaman ten billion and generic chinaman ten billion and one.
>>155679913Just awful. How black are you to be into this
>>15567992530 so near enough
>>155679853>>155679444Maybe should be retro fitted to the game >>155679801
>>155679881they will do a home invasion and steal all my fans
>>155679640do you know there's a card game named after you?
>>155671748Portugal fucking sucks, Argentina always lets Messi have the ball, this team looks like they actively avoid Ronaldo
>>155679941ku klux klan hood
Why does TSUU have such a huge Adam's apple?
>>155679838
CHARGE HIM UP FOR A HATTRICKTSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>155679874anthro women aren't
>>155679912rookie numbers i drink a 3l coke daily
>>155679888lacking a few pounds tbdesu
>>155679949keep dreaming
>>155679941Wear a safety vest or something that can be spotted from miles away
Hoy me cagué Hoy me cagué Hoy me cagué en tu puta madre Hoy me cagué en tu puta madre argentina!!!*clap clap clap*
Turanbros, are we cooked?
>>155679941the same outfit as on your pic pleaseget a blonde wig and some glam doll makeup
>>155679874They aren't disgusting, but the ones willingly posting themselves nude on the web are generally not wife material, and most of the time not fuck material either, since they likely have some sort of STD.
ARE YOU IMPRESSED ANON!?
>>155679970HGH
>>155679952You're gay for noticing
>>155679838Arbys has gone too far
>>155679970high test
POST MORE BIG BUNDAS
I CAN'T HATTRICK!>I CAN'T HATTRICK!I CAN'T HATTRICK!>I CAN'T HATTRICK!I CAN'T HATTRICK!>I CAN'T HATTRICK!
>>155679941Bright yellow tee with no trademark so they might film you close up
^This poster wants to fuck this poster v
>>155679946getting mixed signals from this desu
>>155679713Coca-Cola here. I ain't advertising on a site which allows this nudity.
Should I watch England match?
>>155679970he rejects the concept of Eve completely
>>155679978That looks like my sister’s ass
>>155679888>>155679957Ignore me 888 should get in
vamos cr7 ronaldo!!! faças o truque de chapeu meu cabra
Would you be like this when you become old?
>>155679975mental illness
another water break?
>>155679864New Zealand is ranked DEAD LAST and they got in
Did Portugal have an overseas colony in SEA I'm unaware of?>>155679315Sure, they're playing below their not-too-high standards against a much stronger opponent. No question they don't deserve even a draw. Still, Portugal converting 3 out of their first 4 shots that hit the target then getting a Micky Mouse goal for 4th is not an everyday occurrence. I hope they find a goal just to get something positive out of this mess.
>>155679974T S U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U
>>155680011yes
>>155679976full sugar?
Slurper
>>155679995Sovl
>>155679753hes had 3 chances at great goals and all have been blocked. id be pissed too
>>155679954>see a curvy woman with a defined waist that's meant to trigger primal arousal>immediately think of black menYou gotta be deeply homosexual or just downright cucked to have this belief.
>>155679801kek
>>155679941"Please be patient I have autism" cap
>>155679919Most of the matches are played in America. The first match was played in Mexico
>>155679997typing that was gay
>>155679860I can get behind that.
>>155680014yeah
>>155679860what about them
>>155679947Most of those Africans aren't Muslims, they are black.Most black countries in Africa are Christian or voodooo
>>155679997>noticing a woman's skin is gayAre you an unironic homosexual?
(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)
>>155680020im just gonna sit on my rocking chair in the curb
>>155680037of course
I can't keep up with the thread AND footboll at the same time lads...
score sum fvarking goals
PORTUGAL CAMPEONES DEL MUNDO
>>155679976cia made me o algo
>>155680020would fuck all the bussy i can ngl
>>155680025stop posting BUILT waifus
>>155680011>should I watch the eventual tournament winners
Post the sleeping Asian kid
I hope the next game will be more interesting because this was fucking boring.
>>155679867i want to be more than friends with this fox
Any other games today worth watching?
>>155679941Borat mankini
>>155680030they could be mixed macanese with some chinese
I CANT TSUUUUUU
>>155680042>""curvy""Good one
>>155679995why are ronaldo fans so gay for him?
need a fucking pee break desu
>>155680088cute and checked
>>155679801anime
>>155679970Hypothyroidism
>>155680064why do japs kiss like this?was it autism?
>>155680064i need her doing extreme porn by yesterday but shes so gassed up shes charging way too much money
If Cristiano doesn't score a hat trick, it means the devil won...
Bernardo already dropping a stinker this nigga is fucking washed man
>Ur gay vs Spain>Colombia vs PortugalWhat other interesting games to watch heading into the last round of groups?
Pathetic game.
CAM ON TSUUUNDALDO SCORE THE HATRICK!!!
>>155680030Timor
>>155679851Allah and Mohammad are busy.
>>155680082a true canadian would be watching england
>>155680064YABBA DABBA DOO
>>155680020Waltuh...
>>155680030Goa.
>>155680095It really is strange innit
>>155680082The only one worth watchingEngland vs Ghana
>>155680064>>155680073>most popular pornstar in Japan isn't japaneseWhite women won
I really hope Norway wins this World Cup.
>>155680030Macao
>>155680020God forbid a white boy have a bit of motion
TSUUUUUUU
>>155680111please sir watch Croatia sir checked
ok let's end i got shit to do
>>155680030 chinese gambling city was theirs
>>155680111france vs norway
>>155679685>>155679690i agree with you GOAT
>C. Ronaldo (90+6)
What we could have seen in the stands if India qualified
>>155680096That's the thing, hydration comes with pee.How do they deal with this?
Cam on Ronaldo secure the hatrick
>>155680073isnt this the french girl who was almost raped and now wont shut up about it or immigrants
>>155680129Most popular by what metric?
>>155680141pov:>el conquistaDOR
Need a penalty here
2,317 more minutes????
>>155680037I would give her my coke if you know what I mean
Bernardo is a beast
>>155679825He's going to rape her and that armour won't stop him.
>>155680064Based Melody post
Anyone else think Rafael Leao looks like Pepe the Frog?
>>155680104fake tits were a mistake. especially on little asians.
this second half is draining my life essence harder than a goon sesh
>>155679731>>155679967where is this tigre from?
>>155680093A blind homosexual? Double whammy.
>>155679874They are. Women are literally weak, scheming men with hole that smells. Why would anyone pay for dates, gifts, alimony and child support? If you put woman on pedestal, you are literally African IQ.
The game will continue until Ronaldo gets his third goal, even if they have to give him a free penalty + redos
post some uzbek girls
>>155680064why are asian women in porn so hot but asian males in porn so greasy, ugly and disgusting?
i think the uzbeks are going to storm back and win
>>155680178anime
Su really wants that hat trick
>>155680156she won a popularity poll
>>155680172>has sex with Africansdropped
This Ronaldo would have scored 2 hat tricks by now
>>155680188I believe it.
>>155679954they put caucasian in my medical records
>>155678985and wears 2
Why is he still in the game?
>>155680188>free penalty + redosRonaldo is allowed to play like Kane too?
>>155680203who?
SCORE 1 MORE ALREADY
Yeah, we're not getting a hattrick
>>155680064Man I miss June, she could’ve gained more weight and become a perfect slampig
FUCK CANNAVAROSACK HIM ON THE SPOTif i were khusanov i would walk out of the stadium and refuse to play
Seems like an easy match. I gotta go wageslave.
ronaldo won't get his hat trickand messi will laugh
>>155680154
>>155680141>>155680162HOW do I get an injun gf
im an uzbek girl
>>155679801heh
>>155680205nice tits
Does Ronaldo just camp in an offside spot after he's made an initial run? Just walks back, if that.
>>155680205those are some nice nipplesbuttterface though
It's 4-0 why is he still on the fieldJust save your energy for Colombia
>>155680194The ricecels need to self insert with it. So if a handsome guy with a big dick is doing the fucking they don't see themselves in him
YOU CAN DO IT PENALDO
Vitinha? more like Velasquez
>hat trick never ever
>>155680201i can't read these names
British commentator: "They're all trying too hard to give him his hat trick"
why are we even watching? just to suffer?
leao has the touch of a rapist
>>155680223>we
>>155680194Japs would kill themselves due to inferiority complex if the male porn actors were good-looking.
>>155680234hello :3 do you like swedish men....
>>155680020It's always a coinflip between ladyboys who can kick your ass and take your stuff and stds but maybe at that age such things are no longer concerns.
stay onside if u want the pass ronaldo u donut
>>155680202Like she'd do you smelly jeet
Is he going to get the hat trick or not, im tired of waiting
>>155680234S C A R B O R O U G HCARBOROUGH
Why doesn't Ronaldo just walk around and score like Messi?
ronaldo is like a special needs kid
>>155680226eh? wtf happened? what did we miss?
>>155680234as a canadian american I assume your not familiar with this sport. You see the trick is to get the ball in the goal. Uzbekistan hasnt done that so they are what we call "losing"
>>155679941cosplay as Naruto and wear an orange jumpsuit
>>155680244This is his best chance at a hat-trick, Colombia won't be this easy of a game.
>>155680234PLEASE be in STOCKHOLM
>>155680205if only i could have one
HE NEEDS 1 MORE TSUU
>>155680265Based Fufu poster
>>155680244he wants the hat-trick
>play without obsessing over Ronaldo>score 4 goals>autistically obsess over a hat-trick>the semen slurping beginsPortugal will never learn
>90 (+9)
Ronaldo parked in the box lmao
Almost 90 min anons, post THAT webm. You know which.
>>155680259only ones with small willys
>>155680252PEAK
T S U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U
>>155680139>GanaSorry, I'll watch Croatia when you play a decent team >>155680144oh yeah that could be fun
If 1-9 Messi is the GOATget fucked ronaldofags. fucking losers
nothing sadder than 3d sluts trying to capture the beauty of 2d girls
>>155680205Prefer the one where they slingshot thorny seeds at a woman's arsehole with jihad music playing.
>>155680267>he thinks I want to fuck an african's used goods
Slurper of a 2nd half
>>155680252I would literally do shit like this if I were a girl
>Pensionaldo
>>155680289Ronaldo has done more for the world than Portugal has done ever
test
TSUUU WON'T GET HIS HAT-TRICK
There's no hattrick, is there?
>>155680203trvke
>>155680234Please be in the soviet union
>>155680229this will only motivate Tsu even more
> roflleao
>>155680230
GIVE IT TO CRISTIANOHE'LL SCOREGIVE IT TO CRISTIANOHE'LL SCOREGIVE IT TO CRISTIANOHE'LL SCOREGIVE IT TO CRISTIANOHE'LL SCORE
cam on
MOORTUGOAL
Goooooooooool
>>155680020>Someone's dadSomeone's dad is at home spending time with the grandchildren. These are the embarrassing uncles, they're childless losers.
>>155679801have the first frame of the legendary gif
YOU JUST KNOW RONALDO IS FUCKING SEETHING HE FAILED THAT
>>155680293
gggggggggggggggggolo
>>155680253you're not helping, i wonder if i go to dokomi if i'll score one
IF DOUBLE DIGITS RONALDO WILL SCORE 2 MORE GOALS
LEAO GOAL
>>155680278America has more fans of this sport than your country does little man.
wait, uzbeki girls look like this??!
HAT TRICK NEVER EVER
NGUBU
NGUBUUUUUU
really embarrasing see these players trying their hardest to give penaldo his hattrick instead of playing
Shuld've passed to Ronaldo baka
Retard should've passed Ronaldo
Uzbekibros...
RONALDO HATTRICK
NOOOOO PASS IT TO THE GOAT YOU IDIOT
>>155680203damn ronaldo lost weight as he got older
>iShowSpeed scores
OH NONONONONONONONON
>Leão scores>Penaldo is mad
FUCK YO HATTRICK
NICE GOALHAT TRICK STATUS?
this is like beating a first grade kid lol
ANON
Guy could have passed to Ronaldo instead of shooting yet he didn't lol
STOP PORTUGALTHEY'RE ALREADY DEAD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL
>>155680339damn nice
>>1556803392 children btw
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
kek ronaldo goal cucked
>>155680339mother of 2 btw
SPEED W
>>155680374kek
BACKSTABBED
>>155680339built for bbc
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DE NEGRO
SEXUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>155680148WTF!!! ARE YOU A WIZARD?!?!?!
YOURE SUPPOSED TO PASS IT TO TSU
\o/ FGIVING MY ENERGY TO RONALDO\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
>no tsu hatrickLMAOOOOOOOOO
>>155680330>17 miles offside>calling for the balloy
BBC WINS
T S U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U
Ronaldo-kun...
>>155680374NIGGATSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
so you're telling me ronaldo couldn't get a hat trick against uzbekistan?
>barely even trying>get a 5th goal anyway48 teams was a mistake
HAHAHAHAHAHANO HAT-TRICK FOR YOU PENALDOMUGUBU SCOOOOOOOREDGOLASOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK this nigger for not passing
Based CR17
kek even the fox guys are saying ronaldo should sub out
UZBEKIBROS.....
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
TSSSUUUUU IS PISSSED
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
HE SHOULD HAVE PASSED
>>155680339How did she not get raped?
blooter
> 5 - 0 Whites wonWhites won Whites won
LEAO LEAO LEAO LEAO LEAO LEAO LEAO LEAO LEAO LEAO LEAO LEAO LEAO LEAO LEAO LEAO LEAO LEAO LEAO LEAO LEAO LEAO LEAO LEAO LEAO LEAO LEAO LEAO LEAO
Punished Khusanov
>Ngubu takes Ronaldo's hattrick away
LEÃOEÃO
What a prick, pass it to your team mate you selfish hog, its not all about you
The lion does not concern himself with TSUUU
7-1 INCOMING
LMAO RONALDO KWAB
VIVA LEITÃOOOO
>5F
Like what you see?
>>155679801PESSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
What did Uzbekistan do to Portugal to get this?
SHOULD HAVE PASSED TO RONALDO!!!!!!
>>155680386looks like bellingham if he was full black
>>155680387um i can see a nipple
NIGGER STOLE THE BALL
Uzbeksissies getting gaped by Portubulls, noo..
>could have laid it off to Ronaldo for his hatty>selfishly shoots and scores even though it's meaningless
I'm obese anon, the fucked up foot one. Thanks for your (you)s, I expected a lot of mocking and insults but you all were very cool. You gave me some strength, I won't eat dinner today.
RONALDO PROVERBIALLY KEKED BY BBC
what is that gay little spin he keeps doing?
>5-0brutal rape
Lmaooooooo they were too busy with RonaldoBadass
LEAOEAO
Penalty soon
>>155680422
>>155680178Ju Fufu from Zenless Zone Zero
>>155680201why is 20 not in the chinese letters
>immediately thanks Deus
ronlado boiling
beautiful dummy run by ronaldo true team playermy goat
>>155679801He literally moves out of the way so he could have a lane, how nice of him
statpad lol
>>155680073
Ronaldo 2 - Portugal 3
That’s going in “unnecessary top bins” YouTube shorts
SPEED SPEED SPEED SPEED SPEED SPEED
You see, no way Argentinian players wouldn't pass to Pessi there to stat-pad him. Oh well...
ummmmm what the heck? did penaldo just heckin call on offside on his teammate? wow hes literally hitler!
>>155671748over
>>155680387Enhance
What are the chances that trump wants to personally hand over the trophy to whoever wins?
Uzbek goalkeeper is gonna break Ronaldo's knees as payback.
but what about ronaldos hat-trick..
He's definitely pissed lol
>5 - 0>Denied 1 goalI just feel sorry for them
>>155680407*bcc
kek fucking ngubu
>>155680483lol get rekt
RONALDO LOOKS LIKE THAT????
>only 2 goals for ronaldo
At least be happy for your fellow to score their first WC goal. Lmao
THEY DID IT FOR SHE
>>155680424I think the only actual problem is this cup will skew the historical records by a lot, the fact we're close to having a second player beat the record of World Cup goals is bizarre.
>>155680518i show sneed
When the bvll scores
>>155680386what an asshole this guy is
>>155680523lol
>>155680513BASED
GIVE RONALDO A PITY PENALTY FOR HIS HAT TRICK HE WON'T SCORE THE REST OF THS TOURNEY
>>155680444The portugeese are not white mr singh.
I don't think Ronaldo will get another goal this match, not playing like this
Ronaldo has to score the hattrick
>>155680203hyuk-hyuk-hyuk
>>155680392URUGUAY CAMPEONES DEL MUNDO
>>155680281>Colombia won't be this easy of a game.it might be, Colombia struggles against this team
RONALDO NEEDS HIS GYAT TRICK
>>155680529Envision the meaty braps
>>155680525Did Ronaldo get angry? lol
Please God, give a penalty to Cristiano
>>155680567>>155680570
>>155680386>you gonna get raped
Tsu jump
>>155680442what was that gesture Penaldo made?did he get upset because it wasn't his goal?
>>155680543You should call the suicide prevention hotline, we can hear your crying from here
>$4m for this
lmao
>>155680496hate this bitch, she can't act
>>155680501英語かっこいいからな
>IT'S RONALDOVER
cheating whore
This match would be infinitely better if there were some fucking cards.
>that jumpKEK
>>155680544he was happy tho
>>155680567>>155680570typical Penaldotard
we need to beat that 7-1
TOO HIGH
>>155680201rolan
>>155680588Its just business, goy
COME ON TSU
Wtf speed scored
Ronaldo obsession is mental illness. Why can't you cretins be happy that Portugal scored another goal
>>155680362yeah they're very pretty. Shame about their location
>Tfw all Ronaldo needed was 1 goal today>Spends 30+ minutes chasing #3 like it's his first goal
>>155680204His eyes are actually wide open and he is attentively scrutinising the match.
the more goals they score just seems to prove how BAD the other team is rather than how skilled the team that's scoring on them is
Do you think Ronaldo is mad that guy stole his hat trick?
>>155680414Yuqi!
>>155680574Sure but have you been watching this match? No matter how much Colombia may struggle they won't ever be this bad.
>>155680600she's fast
>>155680523Real life Homelander
>ronaldo absolutely seething
A LOT of Argentinians, Brazilians, English, Spaniards, French watching this game, becoming increasingly nervous
>>155680488>>155680490The jews did this!
>>155680361Women's football doesn't count
>>155680616wish that was me...
come on LOSEbekistan, just let Chadnaldo get it
>can't score a hattrick against UzbekistanIt's actually over...
Vanquishers of the Uzbekistan
lmao at Ronaldo pretending to be happy when Portugal scores when actually he's wishing that he's the only one that scores.
>Ronaldo 90 + 5 (P)
>>155680567>>155680570Good morning saar.
Can we get 1 more goal CAM ON
>>155680414disgusting bug
kek, its so funny how desperate ronaldo is for a hattrick
>>155680620>chasingnot really, he doesn't move much
>>155679801Y
>>155680538Where can I get a sacrier gf?
>>155680590Take that back
wish leão was good
>>155680577he was celebrating, he was smiling from a different angle
Well this is over I'll go back to my regular viewing
>>155680634it has that vibe a bit, especially this match
>>155680230Lol the left can't meme
F
>>155680636Poortugal won't go far anyway.
>einer geht noch
>>155680310>goes to Japan and gargles semen in public while surrounded by children>but she fucked a black guy and that's worsethe constraints you race-obsessed coomers go to knows no bounds>>155680194I think the better question is why is JAV so much better without asian women?
Man denied of hattrick
post some uzbek women
>>155680234no you're not
i still believe in renaldos hat-trick
>SISSYNALDO WON'T GET HIS 3RD GOALSISSYNALDO WON'T GET HIS 3RD GOAL>SISSYNALDO WON'T GET HIS 3RD GOALSISSYNALDO WON'T GET HIS 3RD GOAL>SISSYNALDO WON'T GET HIS 3RD GOALSISSYNALDO WON'T GET HIS 3RD GOAL>SISSYNALDO WON'T GET HIS 3RD GOALSISSYNALDO WON'T GET HIS 3RD GOAL>SISSYNALDO WON'T GET HIS 3RD GOALSISSYNALDO WON'T GET HIS 3RD GOAL>SISSYNALDO WON'T GET HIS 3RD GOAL
>>155680616Hot
Would Messi have scored a hattrick if he replaced Ronaldo for the game?
>>155680677Shes the goat
Ronaldo with the Pepe tackle I’m so proud
>>155680449nah he'll get cooked by cucurella again
name of this move?
>no Uzbekistan flags in the thread
>>155680671wait this is someone else, I thought she was Melody Marks
Who?
Leao hatty come on
It's over Ronalgods... We got too cocky...
>>155680674shes pregant again
>>155680675he was pretending
>>155680707Not after she ruined herself.
STILL TIME
>>155680544>>155680577no that's his little pirouette celebration, he did the same after the free kick goal
Portuguese players freeze up near the goal because they need to think of how they're gonna get the ball to Ronaldo
I now understand why Infantino wanted 48 teams>frontload WC with shitty teams to let the popular players statpad>generate further buzz for the next phasesThe goalscoring records wont last shit, its gonna be like 35 goals by 2038
why are all the uzbeks wearing bras
>>155680710lmfaooo
>>155680715>giwtwm
>>155680692that's a prepubescent blonde girl .. wtf anon
The GOAT (CR7) CONQUERS UZBEKISTAN
>>155680715"Only I should score"
>>155680721why are you watching some fuckass streamer
CR7 WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!
holy pass
>>155680704Hat trick against Algeria is more impressive than Bumfuckistan
nigga down
>>155680718whole country is on the field
>>155680719She is
>>155680662DualShock?
>>155680636Doubt it. One thing uzbekistan has shown so far is that their defense sucks and makes lots of mistakes. This was already obvious in their previous game.
What a boring ass game.
Why do they care so much about Ronaldo getting a hat trick, what does it even mean
>>155680718doesnt this win make you feel a bit dirty?
>>155680749The average age of this thread is below 20
>>155680732they know Ronaldo will bitch about it afterwards if he doesn't get the ball
>>155680715>>155680710
>>155680726used goods
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON. ALL EUROPE TOURNAMENT INBOUND
Bruno is so good
>>155680752Nice thighs
>>155680769Messi
>>155680752
>>155680570SAAR PLEASE REDEEM HATTRICK BLOODY BENCHOD
>>155680588He has money for the rest of his life. Doubt ancellotti doing this for money
PASS IT TO RONALDO YOU EGOCENTRIC FUCKS.YOU ALL WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN GIVEN ATTENTION BY SCOUTS IF IT WASNT FOR RONALDO
REVENGE FOR KHAWARAZMIAN
Messi would have scored 2 hat tricks this match
NIGGA RAGE
>>155680761then my assessment stays. She's always detached, makes the acting very obvious
GIVE ME A CODE NOW
>>155680738>six, seven
>>155680775>paxton fettel.gif
>>155680769Its a meme stat that's difficult to achieve
Portugal is currently playing againstGK: Nematov, Nasaf QarshiDEF: Khusanov, Man CityDEF: Abdullaev, Club DibbaDEF: Ashurmatov, EsteghlalMID: Karimov, SurkhonMID: Khamrobekov, PakhtakorMID: Shukurov, BaniyasMID: Nasrullaev, FC NasafAM: G'aniev, Al BataehAM: Fayzullaev, BasaksehirST: Shomurodov (C), Basaksehirand Ronaldo can't even get a hat trick
>>155680769Ronaldo really wants the ball
Pass it to Ronaldo
TSUUU
>>155680769Messi holds the record
based
I'm surprised we haven't had a single pitch invader so far in the tourney (let alone a shooter)
>>155680721He will bang a Ronaldo cosplayer tonight
SEND THEM HOME
>>155680738
>>155680769Trying to match or outdo Messi.
N
>>155680588>5.8 mill Poch>2mil De La Fuente
>>155680759Uzbekistan has almost 4x the population of Sweden
>>155680761She's truly the zoomer Riley Reid , equally trashy whore
Good game, waiting for England to impress.
>>155680718There was one uzbek flag celebrating their goal. The poor guy left :(
>>155680789>wins that WCI miss these noose transitions tho, they were so funny
Uzbekistan is so fucking bad
>>155680567 What was it?
is the england vs ghana game gonna be good? wondering if i should stay up, i got w*rk tomorrow
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Kwab
pingas
>>155680715Unironically called as above so below.
fuck this faggot gk
>>155680805JEW-001
KEKNALDOKEKNALDOKEKNALDOKEKNALDOKEKNALDO
>>155679581>1%Not really, no.
haha
fuck that was close
>>155680803If I wanted real sex I'd just fuck real women instead of gooning
WASHED
HE IS FUCKING RAGING FR KEK
>>155680813How do you explain Cape Verde then?
siu...
I CAN’T HATTRICK
>>155680631It's 2010 all over again. Draw to the ngubus, thrash a random Asian squad and draw to the sudacas. It's written in the stars.
hahahahhaahah
I CANT HATTRICK
FUCK
>>155680588as much as i love poch, its always been weird to me how national team managers dont have to be from the nation theyre managing
>>155680721How zoomer are you to watch some fucking react streamer
I CANT SCORE>I CANT SCOREI CANT SCORE>I CANT SCOREI CANT SCORE>I CANT SCOREI CANT SCORE>I CANT SCORE
>>155680813>Club DibbaKeked out loud what the hell is that lmao
how was that not a yellow
>>155680805SDDE-429
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
wonder what goes thru cannavaros bald head right now
>>155680096https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBa7FdEmb0g
what is he thinking right now?
CRISTIANO SCORBUT HE ALSO ATTAK
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH DENIED
PENALDO RETURNS TO FORM AND SHANKS A GIMME SHOT
>>155680805MIGD-358
WE ARESOFUCKINGBACK
NOT TODAY
the stat padding is so over the top in this WC
kek Ronaldo is so petty going at 100% to get a hat trick. I love him
Unc wants the hattrick so bad
>>155680780Those are all men aren't they?
I CANT SCORE
Come on Uzbekistan, the least you could do is break their legs
TSUUUUU-ACK
WASHEDNALDO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>155680842england is always gud
HAT-TRICK STATUS?
yeah he doesn't deserve the hat trick
Ahahahha GoyNaldo
>a 41-year-old man played the full 90 minutes even though the match had already been decided by half-timeWhy is he like this? Wouldn’t it have been better to come off early and start thinking about recovering for the next match, which is much more important?
>ONLY 2KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
HAHAHAHAHARONALDO CAN'T SCORE HIS 3RD GOAL>HAHAHAHAHA>RONALDO CAN'T SCORE HIS 3RD GOALHAHAHAHAHARONALDO CAN'T SCORE HIS 3RD GOAL>HAHAHAHAHA>RONALDO CAN'T SCORE HIS 3RD GOALHAHAHAHAHARONALDO CAN'T SCORE HIS 3RD GOAL>HAHAHAHAHA>RONALDO CAN'T SCORE HIS 3RD GOALHAHAHAHAHARONALDO CAN'T SCORE HIS 3RD GOAL>HAHAHAHAHA>RONALDO CAN'T SCORE HIS 3RD GOAL
don't feel bad, uzbros. We lost 6-1 last time against Rondugal
That was his last chance
>>155680780I need sauce to this porno
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHI CAN'T HAT TRICK
he wanted to hat trick so bad kek KWAB
>>155680616>>155680671>>155680674>>155680726>>155680727>>155680761why are you posting these foids now all of a sudden?
>>155680780I need the sauce man
>TSUUUUUUUUU-ACK
M-my predictions were totally right ahah...
TSU haters on suicide watch
Messi would've
>almost drowned a few days ago at the beach>got tangled in seaweed while swimming in the sea, flip upside down, nearly die>get free and think nothing of it>skip to now>go to wash my hair quickly during half time>as soon as i pour water over the top of my head, i become physically incapable of breathing, my heart starts racing, and i have a full blown panic attack>have literally been sat in the shower since half time trying to rinse all the shampoo out of my hair bit by bit while shaking like a leafwhat the fuck is wrong with me anons? i feel like a wreck of a man
>>155680837>Why don't you have little tiger like we do in Brazil?
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Conceicao is dogshit lmao
>I'M BACK I'M BACKDid he seriously just say that?
>>155680733that's the reason Penaldo played the entire match, he knows when they play a good team he will never score
KEEEEEEEEEK HE CANT SCORE
PENALDOOOOOOO TAP INNNNNNN
Enjoy the last ever Winning Ronaldo game, /sp/bros
I'M BACK
KWAB
Welp, Messi > RonaldoBut, Portugal > Argentina
HE'S BACK
Why does this retarded Brit keep referring to this as the world cup "final"?Does he not know English?
NO HAT TRICKPORTUGAL WILL NOT BE WORLD CHAMPIONS, CONFIRMED
>U5zbekistan
>I CANT SCORE
They would give Argentina a penalty if that was Messi on a hattrick
Tsugnaldo.
>>155680891nigga you won against uzbequistan
>>155680857they are black
T S U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U
>Ronaldo scored 2>he likes saying TSUUUwait what the fuck
>>155680834Nah that's Emma Rosie
>>155680614Nothing personal, just business
>>155680891You'll be back to being depressed when we face Colombia
HE'S BACK ANON
HATTRI-ACK
Fucking Leo, stealing history from the GOAT.Meanwhile, Argies are spoonfeeding the manlet.
>>155680919Shut up manlet
I CAN'T TSUUUUUUUUUU 3 TIMES
SISSYNALDO CANT SCORE WAHHHHH
>>155680805ANAV-009
>>155680919MIYEON YOU FUCKING WHORE
>>155680878>"You only scored twice"
pissi cuckitini fans in shambles
get your tactical wanks in before the next game
>the easiest fixture of the group>only 2 goals
>IM BLACK>IM BLACKwhat did he mean by this?
did he just shout "IM BACK" at the screen?
>>155680944He said that straight to /sp/
>back, I'M BACK
>>155680936PTSD, RIP
>"I'M BACK I'M BACK''>can't score a hattrick against a meme country
>>155680881>i am the bald fraud
>>155680865Poch is the ultimate example of failing upwards. Has never won anything of significance in his managerial career but always seems to land a well paid job.
>>155680936Incompetent dunce
I'm b-ACK!
>I'M BACK
Ez victory, much more meaningful than any of the Argentinian matches, Portugal will go further than Argentina
They say Russians aren't playing but these all Russian rape babies
>not even a hattrick Messi is still the goat
>>155680910anime buildup
>>155680947>>155680946>>155680951holy mestizo meltie kek
>>155680944He really did
WILL YOU REMEMBER ANON?
>Penaldo gave his all against the mighty Uzbekistan to catch MessiColombia will wreck them
This was his only opportunity for a hat trick, they aren't going to play a team this bad again
>only 2 goals for penaldo
UM.... TSUBROS???
>>155680920I remember going to a bar where they screened this game and some asshat started screaming every time portugal scored
omfg foid narrators
2 goals, that's more than Pissi who was sent off after his first.
>IM BACKKINOOOOOOO
>>155680972He's baaaaaaack!!!!!
Sorry hattrick in the world cup is only reserved for REAL goats
"IM BACK" KEK I LOVE HIM SO MUCH BROS
>>155681000kek
>>15568092790 minutes of edging before you bust
>>155680936Genuinly go see a therapist asap so this doesnt settle
>>155681002Delusional kankerhoer
>can't hattrick against literal steppe nomadsPenaldo...
I CAN'T HATTRICK!>I CAN'T HATTRICK!I CAN'T HATTRICK!>I CAN'T HATTRICK!I CAN'T HATTRICK!>I CAN'T HATTRICK!I CAN'T HATTRICK!>I CAN'T HATTRICK!
>>155680927>sudden
slow and steady wins the race, ronalbros...
>>155680977>celebrating an 8 year old match
>>155680936swim as much as you can, as soon as possible and that feeling will diminish, fren.glad you were ok
>>155680769Messi's hattrick make him the oldest player to score one in a World Cup taking the record from Ronaldo.Ronaldo scoring one would obviously give him back the record.
>Anon you little bitch, I saw you Messi posting. I'm back, I'm back.
>I'M BACKbased usurper of uzbekistan.
he had to ruin everything with the "I'm back"
>>155680936You're a real man now
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!!!!!
>>155680936you have ptsd. it's probably temporary.get the water warm and stand in there for 20 minutes and eventually you'll get bored and stop panicking.maybe jerk it as well.
>I'M BACK /SP/
>>155680916>recovering for the next matchChill out, it's not as if he's set to play in England v. Ghana.
>>155680848hey, i have a webm from that one!
>>155680938Kill yourself
>>155680948when does Poland play?
cant TSSSUUU
they're giving ronaldo bad passes on purpose. messi probably paid them.
>>155681048his catchphrase is TSUUUUUUUU not THREEEEEEEEE
>>155680733I mean is there any doubt. Mbappe will outscore Messi since he will likely play in at least 2 more world cup.
>>155680813>Man City
that many city player is a bitch. maresca should get rid
decent game
>>155681039please have a cock
>>155680977i bet im taller than you sissy pederajzel>>155680981SHE IS PURE
Infantino made the call at half time
Celebrating scoring this much against Uzbekistan.
>silva consoling khusanovCute teetee
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR PUTTING NGUBUS ON YOUR TEAM, THEY STEAL YOUR HAT-TRICK
>>155680819Everything he does is tainted by drugs and rigging
>>155680903>>155680906YUP
>>155681025mooooooodssss
Did any of you ever go to Bosnia and do you even want to?
>>155680936Well Done lad You live to shitpost another day o7
Will you Remem him when he plays at the WC?>>155680795Based Denethor anon!
>>155681053I LOVE Serena, simple as FUCKING as
>>155681056Do you seriously expect him to win?
so happy for the goat but I admit I feel bad for dudes when they get eliminatedsucks being an empathetic chad
Is DR Congo going to qualify? They can beat Uzbekistan and then Columbia probably loses to Portugal
I'm worried about Ronaldo's hydration levels going into the next game, he lost a lot of water trying to get that third goal
what did sofascore mean by this
>>155680936lmao, the redcoat is scared of water
>no more Ronaldo and Messi after this>The only thing left is ngubusTime is scary
Ronaldo is, and has always been, so embarassing.I genuinely think that if you are a fan of his you are a good for nothing, talentless, ugly, subhuman.It's always the brownest, most subhuman, ghetto, people who are fans of his here in Mexico, and I see the same everywhere online (Speed).
>>155680870some artificial club invented 5 minutes ago to pretend saudi arabia has a rich sporting legacy
>>155680936I have an anxiety disorder and can relate to you bro. It can be worked through. Go see a shrink perhaps
Well, see you guys on the England VS Ghana thread.
THE MIGHTY UZKEKS HAVE BEEN OBLITERATED
>>155681077>no penisYUCK!
>>155681020Where is Kane?
>>155680936you ARE gonna make it, just stay away from bodies of water and tie your hair if it's that long to suffocate you
>>155681025STOP RIGHT THERE
>>155681077Did she ever do anything else than this video and one other softcore? Also best code
>>155681080offside anyways
Back Status?
>>155680936gotta process the traumatake shrooms (aurally) and put your feet in cup noodles in a calm environment
>>155681086Yeah and on longer world cups too, with more matches.Wouldnt be surprised we get an extra round before Mbappe retires too.
>he can't count to three
>>155681080Bro, can you please do a quick vid walkthrough on how you make these vids so quick??
>>155680938Should I come to Brazil and get myself a real tiger girl?
>>155681128...and Haaland
>>155680936You didnt process what occurred when it happened and your body now let you react to it. Its scary to almost die, thats how you should feel. Now walk it off fren.
>>155681098Not as bad as Germany Curacao
>>155681125I CAN'T MVP
>>155681092She doesn't
This is Ronaldo's world, you're just living in it.
>>155680936how the fuck can you get tangled in seaweed anon
>>155680936you have to man up pussy. pour water over your head a little and breath slowly. do this couple of times and you'll be good
>>155680936Therapist time
The media hates CR7 lmfao
Well it was fun while it lasted.Be right back, I'm gonna hang myself
SIUUUUUUUUU
>>155681080I would have made this goal
>>155681093>yellow fevercelI'm 189cm and you are a fat disgusting manlet
>>155680881I have to go join Wagner now don't I...
>>155680936try again tomorrow lad, you'll be the panic. you're in control
Ronaldo just won the cup yall niggas
>>155681112we WILL remember
>>155681171Germans didn’t celebrate that much against Curacao unlike Cristiano.
>>155680936meditate on what you experienced and come to terms with it. Meditate 10 minutes every day right when you wake up.
>>155680201>1. white girl>2. brown hair girl>3. glasses girl>4-50. all rook same
>>155681128Ronaldo has been around since Aceh tsunami. That's like forever time ago.
>>155681183Doesn't matter, we love the lad here.
>>155681114Didn't everyone expect Italy to qualify for the last... how many is it now?>>155681125Because Bruno touches the ball more as a midfielder and naturally against shitters like Kazakhstan hes gonna have an easy time
>>155681175Welcome, welcome to CR17
>>155681128No, we have Haaland vs Mbappe after this..UNLESS Yamal becomes a threat later
>>155681085kek
every portuguese woman sounds like a tranny
>>155681185but one piece is still on going !
It was an enjoyable game. I’m happy to see both Ronaldo and Messi still at the top of their game.
>>155680936Go back to the ocean and punch it as hard as you can to show it you aren't afraid.
Ronaldo just secured his position in the team for the rest of the tournament.Good or bad for Portugal?
>Reddit and jewrnalists absolutely seething over GOATs comeback
>>155681102Mind you, there's been like 8 other instances of this in other matches and nobody got carded. You have to be below room temp IQ.
I hope England gets their shit pushed in next game, let's go Ghana!
>>155681204my bmi is 21.5 so i have perfect weight and people say im skinny and good looking, so keep coping retard
>go see a therapist
>>155680936That's normal
grimm
Yell TSU while you can, afterwards it'll all be Ngubus with no memes
clip of i'm back? with sound onegai
>>155681240No one cares about them.They don't make you FEEL anything
>>155680310hold up she fucked niggers too?
>>155680936What's the bong without sea? try to ease into it or see therapist asap. that's a bad PTSD to let settle.
>>155681128>>155681229halo bangg
>>155681240As a turbo casual, what's special about Haaland? Is he a speedy white guy?
So embarrassing
>>155681293A Ngubu won you your first and only major international trophy.
>>155681260Good
>>155680936First, glad you survived sir, stay well and continue being a good person. That seems like a minor-ish case of PTSD, for now. Likely what you need to do is rewire your brain to think nothing of water by experiecing the water first hand and recreating the perception it is harmless in normal conditions. And as others said, think it through to process what happened and reflect upon it, this type of shit requires active effort, action and thinking. If nothing works then go see a therapist or something, I wouldn't go to one as first move because it's a lot of time and effort to even find a good one, because a bad therapist can do more harm than good.
>>155681233We won the Euros with a fully White team (one defender was half Brazilian but who cares)And that's more than what you will ever do
CHUPEM-ME O CARALHO!!!!PORTUGAL!
>>155681016No but some "feel good" news will pop up on my youtube feed, and I will remember that I made this post:FUCK THAT KID
colombia has doctor congo solved and will put poortugal in 2nd place today.cap this
>>155681281uzbeks have maybe the coolest looking flag, proper flag there
>>155680013hwh
i put some money on Dr. Congodont let me down
>>155681310Imagine a Ronaldo where the team almost exclusively works to get him the ball, but he actually scores.
8 left
WHAT ARE OUR PREDICTIONS FOR BONGLAND AND GHANA????
>>155681330Bodied that freak
>>155681016He looks fat. ngmi
>>155681310He's big, looks funny and threatening, won the Champions League and has lots of memes about looking like a caveman.Plus he drinks raw milk
>>155681310He is peak Aghartian. The whitest of white. The One hitler dreamed about.
>>155681372Harry Kane coughs up a lung
>>155681372Total Bong Victory
>>155681366You missed the 53 >>155679853
>>155681162Yeah him too. But still it won't be as good as 2005-2019 anymore. I hate mbappe
>>155680936the same happened to me a few years ago except that i went for a swim in massive waves with a rip current i didnt think ofgod damn i swam straight then parallel to the coast line for minutes and minutes, go stay just stay on my back for a while and try again and barely idk how but managed to get myself on to the shoredidnt swim for the rest of the summernext season the moment feet lost touch with the ground i panicked even thought it was windless day with the sea as flat as mirror
>>155681320>>155681320>>155681320>>155681320>>155681320
>>155681366
>Ronaldo's sister is a pop singerNever knew that
>>155681356we unironically cannot handle bus parkingit's gonna be a 0-0 slurper, maybe dr congo sneaks a last minute goal because we choke so much, but we ain't scoring shit against them
>>155681310Defenders see him and get a primal fear he's about to kill them so they let him pass
>>155681293Your future President and Supreme leader is a Ngubu
>>155681310best pure striker since ibra and he gets back to play d
>>155681372England wins but Kane is injured because of Ghanaian voodoo
How will Portugal Colombia go?
>>1556814561:1
>>155681240They just doesn't have the same aura as old stars were. Mbappe is just pure sprinting machine and charisma vacuum. There's nothing exciting about him.
>>155680936This is going to be a difficult chapter in your life, but I hope you get though it so we can enjoy memes and banter on /sp/ together, bongfren.
>>155680936based percy jackson
>>155681366ruined by weebshit as always
>>155681310He is a pure,big striker in a epoch than hasn't too many of them. Also he is blonde, tall as hell and the defenders piss they pants everytime he goes near, so its fun to watch him play.
>>155681148>AFTER REVIEW>NUMBER 10>COVER HIS MOUTH>RED CARD Kino
>>155681485>uncpostingDictator Donatello is entertaining af
>>155681398cheers leaf bro <3
CRISTIANO PEDOPHILE PLAYS WITH LITTLE CHILDREN
>>155680936just jesusmaxx bro
>>155681456James will tire out Ronaldo with a vigorous mutual masturbation session(like the old days). Diaz and Bruno will decide the match. I like Bruno
>>155680205I kinda want to do that.
>>155681310Looks like a super buu
>>155681564Cropping is a little messed up in your collage.
>>155681310He looks like your average bully in american high school movies
Its funny because I remember thinking how nice it was that 2022 was the last world cup without Messi vs Ronaldo shit and was looking forward to itNow I know they wont retire until 2048
>>155680205gooks truly are soulless.
>>155681618its not finished.im just posting to update
Good match, fun to watch.be a shame if a later match were to ruin the fun by being unwatchably boring shit
CR7 GOAT HUMBLING UZBEKISTAN
>>155681637Yes, he should have filmed that in slow motion and a high quality camera.
>>155681310He looks like he was born for another type of football.
>>155681682need to play wuwa
>>155680936You had a near-death experience that understandably traumatized you. Often time it takes a while to settle what just happened. Now you have to process what happened and get your mind back on track. Remember what you thought about water before. You know it's normally not dangerous or life-threatening and accidents happen, which is not anybody's fault at the end of the day. Just take take one step at the time and don't blame yourself for it. The goal is to have a healthy concept and relation to whatever happened (including water itself) and don't let the fear overcome you. You have the tools, just be patient and actively work on it.>>155681258Caligula Anon pls.
>The thread is not a sticky anymore.fuck off
>>155680936drown repeatedly to build immunity to drowning
>>155681077do you have JEW-109?
>>155681779That's Star Rail thoughbeit
>>155681940that too
Nba and nfl goyim never booo the judaism breaks. This sport has some hope left.
