Flames won the nemec trade
TUSKS UP
>>155699622many retards are saying this...they are wrong.
>>155699221Sad you can't read an MOU
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Flames just won the 2026 offseason with this one move.
Hockey?
>>155699622I like how Lamesfags have become more delusional than laffs fans
kyle davidson more like kyle damnsucksatbeingaGMson
>>155699717They folded? Holy shit.
Flames fans are winners in life
gary might reject this trade
>>155699853True I got fired from my job so ive had to spend the last couple hours defending them from haters. It’s not an easy life ive chosen but it will pay off soon enough.
>>155699885Nah, he hates chimpcongo now. He doesn't give a shit about muhhhh original 6 memes.
>>155699888Flames fans always do what's right, even if it isn't easy
>>155699853Flames fans can bench 3pl8 for reps
They also place the blame on their team
ngl mike babecock was pretty alpha and stoic during the attempted humiliation ritual by the oilers (((media)))
>>1557000393 plates? wouldn't that make the bar uneven?
>>155700044Surely a defenceman who doesnt play defence will help those numbers
Guy in the red: FlamesChadsEveryone else: the rest of /hoc/
chicago has their:kane - bedardkeith - byramseabrook - levshunovhjalmarsson - vlasicthey just need a toews sharp and hossa
>>1557000723pl8 on each side for a total of 6. I'd be so happy if I could bench 3pl8 (315 lbs)
>>155699721Literally no one on Earth cares about Canada like you care about America. Very odd.
Wow now no one can say the flames overpaid for nemec. Further prove we won
i could kiss every Flames fan on the lips
>>155700231There are actually.several americans in this thread who are obsessed with canada
>>155700231Literally paying Iran $300 billion in war reps
Trading Byram is going to blow up in Buffalo's face
>>155700274Only one is truely "obsessed"
Last time a top 5 pick was traded?
>>155700150This list is: hollywood blockbuster that makes $1B vs direct-to-video bomb
>>155700274I'm obsessed with laughing at canada if that counts
>>155700302Yes. It's (You). Here. Every. Single. Day.
>>1557003092008
>>155700309Nemec was traded a few hours ago.
can't wait to see kyrou and ovie flying up the wings together
>>155700345how can I be American, I still have my foreskin
>>155700445I thought he retired
We shouldn't post every single NHL tradeThey're all out of order anyways. Went from Calgary to St. Louis to Chicago. I can't even find the PWHL draft posts because there's so much junk so scroll through.
canacuck hit the windsor nice and early today, I see.
>>155700488>i can't find posts about a draft that happened last week because they are buried under todays mens newsKWAB
americuck can't afford tarriffed canadian booze anymore coupled with the Iran war tax
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
YOU TRADED BIG LOU CREVIER YOU FUCKING MIDGET COCKSUCKER
>>155700599>45th pick literally why even bother
Can my Rags please do something please? It's summer now.
>>155700599Chicago got fleeced god damn.
>>155700673Enjoy Patrik Laine
1993
12.5x7 contract for byram.
another trade is coming
KEK
Gary must follow my amazon purchases because I just recently purchased one of each team's logo pucks and the cases I bought for them have, you guessed it, 36 spots.
>>155700759You can’t announce who you interviewed thats highly illegal.
>>155700599>jordan greennig is back in the centrallol
This must be a very fucking weak draft, in addition to the weak-ass free agency we have next week, for teams to just be throwing these picks away.
>>155700845Hawks probably got spooked about Bedard leaving and need to actually improve right away
>>155700599art of the deal bitches lmao
>>155700878So they trade for a 2nd line defenseman instead of drafting reid at 4 and having the next seabrook. kek
>>155700878Sweet letting the inmates run the asylum that works well for every team.
>>155700599phoenix doesnt get a team but muh original six markets get to shitpost and do retarded shit like this and keep their team
>>155700599this is revenge for kane beating up that buffalo cab driver
Would you believe me if I told you there are Hawks fans who still carry water for this guy?
Good night /hoc/. Fax me the details if any more trades happen
>>155700959Ya they need to improve now not 4 years from now
Damn Louis is 6”8 and over 200 pounds? Why did Chicago give that stud up?
>trade your 4th OA, 45 OA and Bigfoot-esque defender for two UFAs who are mid-tier-line talentkek. FUCKING KEK.
>>155701015They're not winning the division, much less overtaking Nashville, Utah or Minnesota in the next 5 years, sweetie pie.
>>155701040The skyscraper era is over after everyone saw matt rempe is a bust
This UFA class is so fucking shit that all the GMs are going full retard with trades instead.
>>155701086Ok cool i didnt actually say they would improve right away I said it looks like they are trying to improve right away but im used to stupid fucks with omprehension problems in this thread
>>155701040gary doesn't allow those players to push the twinks around anymore. Those players...are obsolete.
>>155701143Then go back, sissy.
>>155701234We dont sign our posts here
Dont forget that Byram had a hissyfit because Buffalo wouldnt give him 11mil a year. Have fun, Chicago
byram was a good target for chicago, they had rinzel running the pp for the first few months of the season and didn't record 1 powerplay point in that span, ended that experiment and tried levshunov and he was a bit better but not a true ppqbthe price is just crazy
When is Seattle dumping wright? It’s clear they ruined his development might as well get something before hes claimed off waivers in a couple years.
Keklu masterclass deal
>>155701348The more embarrassing thing is that buffalo paid him 6M (oy vey) this past season.
>>155701348he's been true to his word
>>155701348Meanwhile nemec is even worse lol
did you thank gary today?
>>155701272but now he can enjoy bedard in the locker room, which has to be worth a couple million
Bedard was supposed to be the next Crosby but was completely overshadowed by celebrini sad…
>>155701276Bowem had 41 points on the 2nd unit PP and stuck behind Dahlin. With more PP and even strength minutes byram could hit 70 points
>>155701576I usually do that before bed
Gary and Matthew tkachuk are apart of Donald trumps sports committee btw
>>155701278Last I heard, they are trying. But like with most kraken prospects, there are no side deals.
>>155701278as soon as they get an offer
>>155701610>could>with no tuch, no tage, no doan, no quinn, no bensonHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. chimpcongo got RAPED n GAPED in this trade.
>>155701576I'll thank Gary once he does something useful for a change, ok pal?
>>155701610>With more PP and even strength minutes byram could hit 70 pointsHave you looked at the Blackhawks roster
>>155701684hmmmmaahhh, I tellllyaahhh in dis industryyyyy, you gottahhhh beeeahhh usefullllah paaaaaaaaaal!
>rags>laffs
The Chicago Blackhawks currently have zero first round picks in the 2026 draft
rossi, buium, ohgren, 1st vs. 4th overall, 2nd, crevier
make the call gare
Predict the top five draft picks. I'll go1. Gavin McKenna2. Chase Reid3. Ivar Stenberg4. Carson Carels5. Caleb Malhotra
>>155701876Bjork is going top 5
Crevier sucks and Buffalo doesn't really have a use for 4OA now that they are somewhat competitive. The trade isn't as stupid lopsided as it looks.
do you think gms read the internet after they make trades
>>155701839>that face of relief when you thought you were stuck in new jersey for 5 years, but instead get to enjoy the beaches of san diego with your very, very fertile wife.
>>155701924Pretty sure I've read (((reports))) that GMs in multiple sports have admitted they look shit up and also use AI to get reviews on their performance.
>>155701917Bjork is 60 years old anon.
>>155701876You still think the Sharks take Reid after trading Eklund?
>>155701876Stenberg is going second unless Grier has some galaxy brain final move that nobody's imagined yet.>>155702005But she has a great two-way game and isn't afraid to hit.
>>155701977And honestly? That's rare.
crazy part is all the trades we know should happen haven't yet (darnell, larkin, hellebuyck)
RAPE KYLE DAVIDSON ABSOLUTE BOTTOM BITCH PUSHOVER MAKE A WISH GM
>>155702138Obviously most aren't going to do that, or at least admit to it, but there are plenty of nepo-tards in the sports industry. We just glorify them because we cheer for the team that employs them.
>>155702190He looks like your average redditor
>>155702218which gm looks like your average 4chanese?
I asked grok and chat gpt and both said Chicago won the trade.
they say the team getting the best player wins the trade
>>155702166They are saying nurse wants to go to the flyers or penguins
both teams lost the trade
>>155700599Buffalo did pretty good on Bowen, he was drafted 4th overall by Colorado and they got rid of that shitter Casey Mittlestadt and then got a haul for him from Chicago.
>>155702426dubas greyhound hunter
>Order an Eklund jersey>4 months late>Finally arrives last week>Celebrini jerseyThis is good news
>>155702257Briere
>>155702205Good catch. That one's on me.
Can someone try to explain the Byram trade in NFL terms?
>>155702499>wearing the name of not just another man, but a twink on the your back.Holy fucking reddit.
Huomenta but the opposite
>>155702543It's not about the name on the back, but the crest on the front.
>>155702613Play for the crest on the front so people remember the name on the back
>Chicago wants to get out of dumpster diving purgatory for Bedard>Your first trade to get out of there is exchanging the 4th pick of the draft, a 2nd round pick and a giant right-shot d-man in Louis Crevier>For Bowen Byram and Jordan Greenway, two middle-6 forwards?Is this Finnish sorcery from Jarmo Kekäläinen or does Kyle Davidson have the same brain-eating amoeba that Stan Bowman has?
>>155702512It's ok. We all make mistakes.
also consider the blackhawks division
>>155702613Loser mentality right here.
>>155702755They're aren't finishing above 6th in that division for a decade to come. Even more so now.
>>155702543>Caring about what another man wearsGay
>>155702974Fine. Anon. I will never defend your lack of manhood again. Good luck.
will vegas honour their handshake agreement?
Why does somebody not know how to flush the toilet after they've had a shit?
>>155703027we call those marners now
Good trade by my crappies
>>155703027Company bathrooms suck
at what point will bedard demand a trade to one of his boyfriends' teams?
>>155703027Sometimes a man gets high and immediately comes inside and takes a shit and then gets up and wipes and doesnt flush because he wants to blow his nose and throw the tissue in the toilet so he blows his nose throws it in the toilet and then washes his hands and walks out forgetting to flush. It happens.
>>155703193he's coming to vancouver we're just not ready yet
>>155703183It's ultimately a good trade but I really liked McMichael on Washington
>>155703252i don't believe it, but it would be very funny.
>>155703070we call them mackinnons, actually
>>155703294>trading a 46 point centre for a 46 point wingerStrange
>drury cant even manage to get a single 1st round pick for a legit tough as nails 2nd line centre
>>155703374They are going to replace McMichael with Ilya Protas
>>155703422It's a fair move if they have the centre depth but like their #1 centre is PLD so they cant be that deep
>>155703374McMichael isnt even c. He was like 6th choice last year. They played fucking Lapierre over him c with PLD ded.
>>155703496Oh my bad nhl.com says he's a centre.
So sick of the sexualization of /hoc/ posters We’re not a fetish, we are people.
Avalanche - MakarBlackhawks - ByramBlue Jackets - Werenski>Blues - vacantBruins - McAvoyCanadiens - HutsonCanucks - BuiumCapitals - ChychrunDevils - HughesDucks - LacombeFlames - Parekh>Flyers - vacantGolden Knights - MarnerHurricanes - GostisbehereIslanders - SchaefferJets - MorrisseyKings - Clarke Kraken - Dunn>Lightning - vacant probably CarlsonMaple Leafs - RaddyshMammoth - SergachevOilers - BouchardPanthers - JonesPenguins - KarlssonPredators - JosiRangers - FoxRed Wings - SeiderSabres - DahlinSenators - Sanderson>Sharks - OrlovStars - HeiskanenWild - Hugheswho will help the ppqbless teams?
>traded a 25-year old 22+ minute per night all situations D fro a 4th overall pick who wont be a contributor for quite a few years>likely are gonna lose a 35 goal scoring big winger in a sign-and-trade>will likely make retarded signings in free agency to try to replace them >those players will be less than players on boat anchor contractsBuffalo are a much worse team now I dont get why Sabres fans are celebrating today
>>155703470PLD-Strome-Sourdif-Protas is solid while lacking a real #1 if youre high on the I.Protas hopium which I am.
>>155703720People overvalue the shit out of draft picks.
>>155703758True
My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin' why IGot out of bed at allThe morning rain clouds up my windowAnd I can't see at allAnd even if I could, it'd all be greyBut your picture on my wallIt reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
buffalo picks #4 and #20
>>155703720That's because you are retarded.
>>155703995Just because Chicago was stupid to give up the 4OA it doesn't mean Buffalo did good in the trade.
>>155703755Better than Ryan Hartman as your #1
who is the most forgotten about team currently?
gonna go outside and get stoned and look at fireflies and think about my Flames. You?
>>155704108It's been the Kraken ever since they joined the league.
>>155703720>traded a 25-year old 22+ minute per night all situations D fro a 4th overall pick who wont be a contributor for quite a few yearsTraded a 25-year old D who struggles on his own end and is reportedly asking for $11 million per season when they already have a couple of good dmen. Also got rid of Greenway's bad contract for free.If the 9th pick was enough to fetch a young 50-60 point guy, then the Sabres can get some nice piece with the 4th..
>>155704048buffalo did great in the trade, but their overall picture as an immediate cup contender is much more grim then they realize. losing both tuch and byram is a big blow they are not easily replaced (unless they traded #4 for knies)how are they replacing their contributions?maybe it is just what the reality was gonna be for them all along. like when they were cup contenders in the mid 00's but lost briere and drury and just went to being a fringe playoff team afetrwards.
>>155704153I forgot about that
>>155704156>Also got rid of Greenway's bad contract for free.which they will then use that money to sign a retarded ufa contract. that is what happens. people get excited about muh capspace, and then the cycle repeats itself by giving that money to some other overpaid retard because nobody wants to play for your city. ville leino 2.0 is out there waiting for them.
Do the Flames have a perfect roster?
>>155704161>Buffalo did great in the trade aside from the fact that it just shrunk their contention window that just opened for the first time in nearly two decades
>>155704279They still need a goalie
>>155704312Devin Cooley
>>155704312Wolf
>>155704295it was great value for a situation that was untenable. they didnt want to pay him what he is worth, so they moved off of him for a #4 pickthey are a significantly worse team now when it is compounded with the incoming loss of tuch, but again that may have always been their reality and it is just setting in
Funs over now make a trade you bums and get EP40 off the team.
here's a list of players
>>155704410Wow Noah Dobson. Youd have to be a moron to give him up.
>>155704342Wolf can't generate offense. Therefor shit goalie.
>>155704440To be fair wolf cant do everything on his own the defence was the reason he had a bad season
I think Artem Grushnikov's offense is ready to be unlocked
>>155704127Same but thinking about anything but the flames
>>155704566For me it’s Matvei Gridin hes one hell of a player
>>155704508What a retard
>>155703707>qughes
>>155704440Wolf is a great goalie
Huberdeau - Kadri - CoronatoZary - Frost - PospisilTsyplakov - Backlund - ColemanSharangovich - Klapka - RooneyBahl - AnderssonWeegar - NemecBean - PachalWolfVladar
>>155704725where;s zayne?
Who?The roster
>>155704725D Y N A S T YYNASTY
>>155704725grimmer than words can describe
>dominates nba draft day by ordering constant tradesGary is based for this
>>155704725>Bean
>>155704725Nice bubble team you got there
>>155704758Huberdeau - Frost - CoronatoZary - Strome - TsyplakovOlofsson - Backlund - ColemanSharangovich - Othmann - PospisilBahl - NemecBean - WhitecloudParekh - PachalWolfVladar
>>155704632Puck knower
I got that boom boom pow
>>155704398They should trade him to the Flames
who can even stop the flames at this point
>>155704661Post proof then
The biggest storyline now is that the Flames’ future core looks centered around Wolf, Nemec, Parekh, Coronato, Zary, Gridin, Honzek, and Reschny, not the veteran group they had a couple years ago.
>>155704153Are they the Utahs?
>>155704842>AI slop
>>155703027Women get turned on by it, provided the shit is big
>>155704842>pre-surged on fortresswhat a throwback
>>155702543>buying the jersey of a player who hasn't won your team the cup Extremely grim
knight won
I'm not flushing until I get a gf
>>155702190Finally a good yankee post
>>155704945>im not going to work out until I lose weight
>>155704836Any team that isn't actively tanking
>>155704816If you wanna get with me there's one thing you got to know i like my glass loud and my pucks down low
>>155704981Fat fucks get cold not to start running until they lose some weight otherwise they will explose their joints
>>155704857Zary? You dont know puck
He’s on the upswing” is GM-speak for “please don’t look at what we just paid.”If Nemec becomes a star, fine. But right now the Devils got paid like they traded a proven top-pair defenseman, not a guy with 26 points. Absolute robbery.
>>155704857WolfChads........its finally our time
so was there anything actually said about byram signing? cause surely he holds every card imaginable now to demand anything he wants
>>155705317One of the insiders said he is thrilled to be a blackhawk and have a bigger role and will sign sonAlso braying for one less blockbuster before midnight
>>155704900Nope. Thats the future of the lames
>>155705445This is our future
>>155705650I like the pride flags in the back. Not surprising.
>>155705650>2025LOL Get with the times there buddy, It's not 2025 anymoreHow pathetic are canadians?
>>155705237He's not a pup anymore
Am I the only one who's cautiously optimistic about the Hoffman Family buying the Penguins? A lot of people around here are worried they won't have the resources to spend on the facilities, venue, and might even struggle to spend up to the cap, especially after having to spend almost $2 billion on the team itself. There's a very real fear in Pittsburgh that the Pens are going to end up struggling, the fan experience will get worse, and this all goes down in history as a big embarrassment. But I don't think it'll be a problem. We know the Hoffmans can run a professional hockey team extremely well already. Not an NHL caliber team, but a professional hockey team in the Everblades nonetheless. The Everblades have been so successful in the last few years that I just have to assume it's the ownership making really good hiring decisions that lead to better trained and conditioned players and better strategy on the ice, which is what really matters.
imagine if all these trades happened during the draft and gary went up on stage to announce each one.
just got btfo in pokemon champions
>>155705763Then why is he so smol still?
>>155705802I watch dsp gaming play it after I give him 50$ to open Pokémon cards on stream
>>155705236we traded them bahl and sharangovich last time we made a trade i think. that worked out for them.
>>155705806He benches 4pl8 now
calgarypuck says conroy is trying to get michkov and anaheim is interested in whitecloud
>>155706008Whitecloud should go to a more.... native team
>>155705806His heart is big
>>155706008Calgarypuck is full of left wing gay retards who dont know puck
>>155706123based just like /hoc/
>>155706143Fuck maritimers
>>155705806LMAO is this some dying 10 year olds make a wish dream?
>>155706196remember kipper kid? this is him now
Where is the last trade gary
dylan larkin was supposed to be traded...
>>155706315>six milly dilly wants to go to the no milly dillys
I have found an ancient relic of the prehistory, when Ted once roamed these lands, and the raped bitch still posted.Sean Avery would come by and Randy are cock
>>155706315Yzerman is staying the course. Trust the plan.
>>155706376
Honestly I prefer the hockey discussion over on calgarypuck. They don’t just randomly attack you for being a flames fan.
lafreniere should demand a trade
Hoc rules cric >>155706416Perfect example of raped bitch
jarmo cleaned chicago outpanarin, jones, and now this
>>155706464is there some better team that is going to lock him into the top 6 and give him time on the top PP so he can struggle to get 50 pts?
Drunk and day dreaming about scoring 5 goals on custom goal night for my favorite team again. Tonight's anthem is Funk Soul Brother by Fatboy Slim
byram will probably do well for chicago right up until his career ending concussion
which of tampa florida dallas or vegas has room for werenski?
>>155706315Dilly and Stevie looking on in horror as all the locations that might trade for Dilly trade for other pieces because Stevie is a shit GM
We're coming home bros
>>155706531Sometimes I wonder what the femcels would have to say about me if I was really good at hockey
No milly dilly
Please Gary just one more trade
>>155706817gary's in bed by 11
>>155706817Bedard to the Sharks
>>155706817#1 to buffalo
none of these shitty jew players would have been able to cut it in the 1990s, that's why they had to price people out of playing the game.
>>155706860you're trying to cause a scandal!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeewijk#Sodomy_charge
>>155706859Eastern or pacific or zulu?
>>155706929it's the bay area, so twink orgies will only make them more powerful.they've been 'training' together again this offseason.
>>155703027at work none of the jeets know how. they also piss on the seats even after the cleaner jeet was just in there cleaning up
>>155706932IDT
>>155706999
>>155707043>the book
Lads, how do I cope with being a hawks fan now? I think Byram is alright but that cunt Davidson has no idea what he's doing. Why won't he just get a friend for Bedsy?
>>155706999and their offseason is a lot longer than most teams
>>155704725
>>155707072Just tank every season and hope for the best and never build around Bedard
buffalo should draft a girthy finn with a good shot and speed at #4
>>155707118I still think it's weird that Buffalo is better than all 7 canadian teams now
It takes more than good ideas to improve /hoc/, Annie. It takes time, gasoline, matches
>>155707141buffalo lost to a canadian team in 7?
>>155707198If you have to question it. Then probably not.
>>155707206i might consider that but buffalo blew up the team to reconcile with loss
The blackcucks are FUCKING RETARDED.
pretty sure kadri is on the avalanche now
>>155707198They lost to Montreal because Wes decided they were going to lose to Montreal
>>155707250ez cope
>>155707243yeah, and they paid a pretty price for him to suck up all that cap space. kwasofpusy
>>155707275Where did you get this screenshot of the canacuck?
>>155707275Thats me when Deltarune chapter 5 drops tomorrow.
Is there a place to rewatch Austria Vs Argentina? I missed it cause of work.
>>155707303not sure
>>155707303average stars fan
>>155707303It was pretty messy.
Speaking of messy. Bedard.
hard to believe the 1,2, and 4 pick are this close to changing hands.
>>155707380It's just like my NHL26 playthrough when I trade my 91 OVR RFAs for early picks in the next draft. Thanks gary!
>Stenberg - Celebrini - Smith>Chernyshov/Musty - Misa - Graf/ToffoliI'd still rather have Eklund but this isn't bad and holy fuck that defense was atrocious
>>155707413what defense
>>155707413>ASSkarov gets 5.64 dropped on himkek. enjoy 7th place in the standings, bitch ass.
>>155707426He's getting ready for your shit talking
>>155707426They're flipping 9th pick for an immediate defense piece, watch
>>155707439>trades for john carlsonkek
>>155707436good shall be plenty
>>155707448*signs. fuck. I am having too much fun tonight apparently.>>155707439it will be for the next Vlasic. cuz SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKS
>>155707439or just getting a d prospect. it shouldn't be a stretch for them to at least reach the playoffs simply through improved scoring and mildly better defence next year.>>155707413i'd think the idea is still chernyshov on line 1 so they have someone bigger and stenberg with misa so he has better help and the team has two good lines to deal with, but i guess we'll see.
Who trades for Freddie Anderson this offseason. That's what I wanna know.
>>155707488he's freely an agent
>>155707488laffs
>>155707508Good for him. He deserves it.
marchenko should ask to be traded to my team
>>155707303there is no hockey south of the mason dixon let alone in mesoamerica
>>155707541marchenko sux bro frfr no cap
I hope none of the teams on larkin's list want him and it breaks his confidence
Reminder that the Oilers did this
Kaprizov - J. Hughes - L. CarlssonBoldy - Bedard - StutzleW. Eklund - Eriksson Ek - SenneckeMcCarron - T. Thompson - A. ProtaSchaeffer - FaberBuium - SeiderJ. Carlson - Sandin-PellikkaWallstedtC. GeorgeHere is you 2026-27 cup winning roster.
why ahsn't quinn signed yet?
>>155707560I hope you get raped on your way to the market and it breaks your confidence in going out in public again
>>155707588uh wtf that's so mean
>>155707586Because it isn't July 1st yet, retard. You would think a "canadian" would know "his" country's most important day of the year. Get acclimated already, Samir.
>>155707616>Because it isn't July 1st yet
boby ram will lead the blackhawks back to the playoffs wildcard style
>>155707632I know. I wish we could just simulate the draft weekend and see which teams overpay for FAs. Could be fun, but it won't be.
larkin more like darkin because he's evil
>>155707674This. So much this
So much seethe over the guy that was merely a plus 1 on the GWG.
Who won the offseason so far?
>>155707716laffs
>>155707716our leafs getting the best defenceman for free signed for cheap plus the 1st overall pick and a new analytical genius gm and legendary franchise hero by his side not to mention the best coach on the market
>trade season already in full swing>yzersham left in the dust for another season
Beat the 4th of July multiverse with Supergirl bros. Soon I will get the Gorilla Grodd legendary gear.
>>155707776rags and yags working on a blockbuster
>>155707303Refooty
>>155707716The teams that have made 0 moves so far.
>>155707752>best defenceman for free signed for cheapkwab
>blackcucks are STILL paying shea weber 7M/yr to not smash in bedard's bussykek
>>155707716Florida uniting the Tkachuk brothers is gonna be alot of fun
>>155702613Then get one without a name.
>>155707932Green text isnt an argument try again
>>1557080711993 2014
>>1557080714102, 3991
>>155708099Laffs finally win another 2 cups in the future
He's won 2. How many have (You) won, /hoc/?
>>155708123Yo ice won like 6 idk who this dude even is
>>1557048331 for 1 EP40 for Huberdeau
>>155708099>>155708081Yeah I don’t give a rats ass what those numbers mean.
>Yeah I don’t give a rats ass what those numbers mean.
>>155708197yeah, cuz u suck dick and shit. lol. bitch
the mildcuck is having another melty it seems
gonna miss you big nigga
>>155708210Oh no a green text and a comic of a basedjak crying. You really offended me and won the argument.
>cucknadian immediately thinks of the Wild when someone makes fun of cucknadiakek. OBSESSED. Must have woken up from his windsor stupor.
i'm no longer a fan of shannon
Realistically, what's stopping me from /heem/ing this entire genny?
>>155708283Maybe thats because you're a bitch
>>155708394
>>155708394Me.
The holy trinity of teams that don’t have any fans on /hoc/>Jets>Predators>Capitals
what's a good team to follow for an aspiring catboy
>>155708531Rip Sam
playing my game
Through the fire and Flames
>>155708273>mildcuck doesn't realize that it's very easy to spot his posts since he's so autisticngmi kwab
>>155708531The Preds are from a town that ruined country music. Noone should ever be a fan of them.
Expecting a big trade at 6 am eastern
why are swedes such softpussys?
I like the preds
>>155709167bet you like kids too
>>155709183fatherly love
>>155709183He didn't say he was a mild fan
What if Mark Carney is the mildcuck?
>>155709193Excuse>>155709276me
>>155709115literally shaking
>>155709320based marky throwing up a roman
in just one (1) season connor bedard has lost the following:>nick foligno>connor murphy>louis crevier>colton dach >lukas reichel>jason dickinsonis he the most orphaned child in the league?
>>155709656he has such nice pink lips...
keep an eye out for a kid named bedard kid will be someting one day
>>155709666>
>>155709666Yeah he's gonna have to open his hawk hole
Babcock is a retard. Laffs-West were destined to pick up this retard, like Laffs-East.
>>155709656cheer up handsome
>>155709706Kinda fucking crazy they pay these dudes like 100k a year to fuck around
babs is going to ask to see the oilers players metadata from all devices
>>155709706>tfw you get to rape Bedard
>>155709036Breaking: Marner traded to the toilet in exchange for future considerations
why the heck did buffalel trade byram and greenfield? are they going to flip the picks?
>>155709664he has ugly feet
>>155709760dabres fleeced the blackhawks, son
this enrages the /hoc/tard
>>155709828he has nice juicy lips
>>155709792they're making the yoffs this year
>>155709115>babcock strikes againkek
might have fucked up my save file bros
>>155709909
Huomenta
>>155710298
done a greasy rielly
>>155710467Not sure what that is, perhaps you meant a marner?
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
its another great day to be a Flames fan
so what are our thoughts on the great kasper halttunen trade
dreamed we got him habs bros
>There's been plenty of trade rumors flying around, including a move that sees the Maple Leafs trade Morgan Rielly and Nick Robertson for Nurse
>>155710795He's coming home.
>they actually hired babcockabsolute madmen
>>155710828Does McDavid have enough social skills to succeed?
>>155710935*cracks your defense*
>>155710803>trade a defenseman who can't defend for another defenseman who can't defendWould be such a >laffs thing to do
>>155710935Imagine how kino this world we be if hockey was the main sport in Europe, not soccer
DJ Smith, now assistant coach, on Nurse >"I think with his length and athleticism he can be an elite penalty killer in this league. I coached him at the Worlds and we had a 93% kill and net 100% and he was the first guy out the door. I like to be aggressive and he hasn't really played that system (In EDM). He's been been more of a sit at the net and make reads kind of play. >"It's not my business if he returns or not. That is his family and Stan's, but I would certainly welcome him back,"
>>155711143>adult still going by DJgrow up!
>>155709706nigga lucky he didn't het Owen Harted.
Doo said soccer
>>155709706that's a beautiful black cock
>>155710483Do leafs fans still pretend that Marners shit?
Does /hoc/ still pretend that shit is Marner?
>>155711143this nigga's got to be god's favorite or something. he's literally immune to bad shit
/hoc/ is full of pretenders
>>155711219nah we call them mackinnon's now
>>155711282I'm a contender
its actually happening im soopah happy for macklin and his new bf...
Nurse will fit with laffs.
We're so back
SPERGS OUTSCHIZO'S OUTWAGIECHADS INmorning /hoc/ is comfy /hoc/
>>155711490>wagieNot today. BONNE SAINT-JEAN TABARNAK
>>155711291The biggest KWAB of 2025
Deals? Being closed in on.Rumblings? HappeningThings? DevelopingDetails? Being hammered out
>>155711715I'm hearing that lots of players are being talked about and possibly an Eastern Conference team is in the mix.
ahh he's a good guy, Mike Babcock that is. Let's buy him a present.
messy mornin' marner
>>155711951Did you remember to flush?
Not sure I’m seeing any future legends but the top ~15 in this draft all look like real solid prospects.
shant be taking part in this marner-leaf psyop to blame him and absolve themselves of guilt. hes no less soft and entitled than any other canadian boy wonder. now mckinnon, theres a shit player desu
>>155711580thank you alberta
>>155712290Why do Albertans donate limbs to canada
>>155711951Bet you were drinking last night
>>155711219But we know he’s shit
>>155712290>>155712399what the hell is there some weird thing that I don't know about?
Bulju-bros... is it time...
>>155712691It is finally time for Bulju to awaken to the tune of a Stanley Cup
>>155712691Unleash him
Hearing rumours from my sources that there are lots of intangibles at play right now with a lot of deals being closed-in on and all the rumblings that are happening alongside developing things, so just wait for the details to be hammered-out, bros.
Punished Bulju.
>>155712802Whoa, inside stuff, thanks.
>>155712691He has awakened is ready to dab on McDavid
>>155712900Nah he's going back to Edmonton I'm sure Mike Babcock's coaching style will work on him
>>155712691>Monster seasonHe was 1.00 PPG in a league where offense is everything.
>>155712691
>>155711490He's not wrong. Football sucks.
babs gonna kill this nigga walman lmao
>>155709115Pretty sure he's from Jönköping, also known as Little Jerusalem, so he's never learned to stand up for himself. Turn the other cheek and all that.
>>155712943It really is mostly just his draft status speaking for him. Granlund's younger brother scored more than him.
What did Elliotte Freidman mean by this?
>>155713026It usually is.
>>155712992Very zesty
>>155713057He's a strange dude
>>155712992no fags allowed in oil country
>>155712691Nose lickers in the house tonight!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8
>>155713107Explain drai and McDavid then
>>155712992>>155713107You have to be all in on cock if you want him to be coach
took me years to figure out who mike babcock reminds me of
>>155713107Do NOT try this at home
>>155713215But lilo did it
he's the oldest guy in history
>>155713268when did brady find the secret ooze in the sewers and mutate? looks somewhat normal there.
Seems like every franchise other than the Flames is falling apart
>>155713268Sydney looks disgusted. I bet the kids smell of cheese
>>155713306It's hard to fall apart when you're already in ruins
>>155713268You can just tell they're going to grow up to be meatheads
>>155713306
>>155713064Bulju of course has the advantage of being quite large and I think he could be a successful 3rd liner, but I don't know if that's what he wants to be.
Look at meIt's 10 degreesAnd I'm outside harvesting clams
flames should trade for nikishin
Cope the jets are picking him up
>>155713268Crosby radiates 2000s hot guy energy
>New offseason>New GM>New fleecing of the centuryIs this the power of Finnish asset management?
>>155713414Glad to see the PHWA is giving work opportunities to down on their luck crackheads
>>155713306no u
>>155713414trade all that to go from a good goalie that falls apart in the playoffs that costs 3.5m to a oood goalie that falls apart in the playoffs that costs 8.5m
>>155713446Buffalo is the next dynasty just trust Keklu
bussi won iran won
>>155712691based
>>155713494I had my doubts when he overpaid for Stanley, but all is forgiven after finding a way to trade Greenway without having to take a hit.
>>155713564If he can't keep Tuch I can absolutely see him gunning for Larkin now with that 4OA. As much as I hate seeing Byram go that move opened up a crazy amount of possibilities.Finnish excellence.
>>155709656It's okHelp is ON THE WAY!
>>155713564they just need to have the current coach retire and hire Ahokas and we'll enter the age of Finnish domination
>>155712992>Walman
Simon says the next thread should be flames themed
>>155713622>Larkin in playI haven't felt this feel since the Dabres got Drury
>>155713684Simon says shut the fuck up
>>155713710great post
>>155713684>flames themedLike the team? Or flames such as those associated with crashing and burning?
>>155713731You didn't say simon says
Why shouldn't every thread be Flames-themed?
new>>155713768
>>155713753this site is already going up in flames so i'll allow it
>malding earlyfag thread
