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major leage boning
Fuck my boricua ass
dodgers
Poodre NOBLETIGER incoming
>>155702058
poostin riley about to hit into a triple play
Can this Canning
doyers
Hold on. The Guarjuns are about to challenge this.
>>155702145I look like this and say this
stupid poodres
of course Nolan wins them the game
gg
My Os are losing to a guy with a double digit era again
sneks
>2026 mest>$388 million in payroll>losemest are minutes away from falling to ten games under .500 with nearly half the season played.
HOLY SHIT PULL VOTH HE SUCKS
>>155702277what do you think her braps smell like?
why does /mlb/ hate him so much? never seen such disdain towards a generational player. he will likely end up with>one of the highest OBPs in MLB history>500+ HRs>.280+ BA (elite in today's game where you have shitters squatting on their roster position with a .190 average just because they can hit home runs)>80+ WAR
Fuck shitanthony, all hail King Newcomb
>>155702401he's an ugly motherfucker
>>155702377imagine what she looks like without 50 lbs of makeup caked on
>>155702377Bags of sand
June 12, 2025mest winmest are 45-24June 13, 2025gay pride night at shitifieldmest loseIn 2025, Mest went 38 and 55 since gay pride night, finishing with an 83 and 79 record.Mest are 72 and 99 since gay pride night June 13, 2025 though June 23, 2026It's the Curse of the Pink Pony, and the Mest are now the Pink Pony Ball Club.
good job chuckie
>>155702377esquites and carne asada
why have him try to bunt? let chuckie eat.
>>155702429he's fine looking. and what does that have to do with playing the game
>>155702401>hateit's almost all just shitposting
is there a website that shows me which team has which relievers warming up in real time?
>>155702401Too 'ethnic' looking
>>155702496>he's fine lookingfaggot
>>155702445nothing grosser that heavy makeup and perfume
All together now!Meet the Fagets, meet the Fagets.Head for the park and greet the Fagets.Black cock, twink ass, all out at Shea,Guaranteed to have gay sex all day.Because those Fagets are really suckin' those balls,Taking the D in all bathroom stalls.Long Island, New Jersey, Brooklyn, Queens, Uptown and Down,Let's go Fagets, they are cummin' all over New York town.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOUpoabzGEk
HOLY SHIT PULL ADAMS HE SUCKS
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv1kec10GJc
>>155702401Fat and greedy.
Poodres in disarray
Holy shit a challenge on a close play goes my Angels way? Literally the only time that's happened this year
>>155702401clubhouse cancer
It's over
We have like.... 4 starting pitching frauds on our team. The only good one is Buehler. Can't believe we're still in playoff contention. Everything seems so ugly and hopeless.... Bleeehh
>>155702637how many games have you watched this season?
For the mest, the 2026 season is over. Imagine the mest are nothing more than a .500 team over the next next three seasons. How likely is it that Juan Soto will exercise his opt out clause at the end of the 2029 season?
is chuckie the player of the game tonight?
>>155702701>How likely is it that Juan Soto will exercise his opt out clause at the end of the 2029 season?100% and he will make another $300m from the rockies
SPROAT GOAT.
>>155702720Wrobo and Freddie but give it to Chuckie anyway
>>155702686All of them except for like one that was on peacock on a random Sunday morning.
fuck it send keaschall back to triple a
>>155702648wut
PRRRRRRRRRRT
>>155702450
>>155702881Fucking kek
S..o....x........W...........i.............n
>>155702894disgusting, repulsive fanbase
>>155702800respect
Mariners won that ballgame btw.
>>155702916How can one Sam be so fucking basedThis whole teams turnaround can almost be attributed to himHe even fixed Benintendi with tape magicWell him and Mune but since Mune isn't here he carried on his work
>>155702909I don't like this WebM because of the sad dog. I know it isn't a big deal but that shit works on me.
>>155703010damn whos this snowbunny?
Wrobleshit is such a luck merchant lmao, he's getting exposed soon
>>155703060methinks you'll keep saying it until it finally comes to pass
Cmon poodres. Big bro needs you to win this series
>>155703120We can't hit or score...
>>155703120we just need to focus on ourselves. the rest will sort itself out.
He's got an ERA of 10. Get some fucking hits you bums
>>155703170Ritchie is dealing.
lil bro got something cooking here
don't blow this
Padres on the board!
It's time to step in and make the trade for Skubal
>>155703247Indeed he is
doyers to the Skubal
Can't stand watching this zoomoid walk guys with a 4 run lead
pray for my berds
TATIS DID SOMETHING
>fraudlanta
Sep. 29, 2024: 41-121June 23, 2026: 41-37
PADRES TAKE THE LEAD
>it was 4-0
Doyers gave the padres their magic
>*At 16-8, the White Sox now have more one-run victories in 2026 than they had in all of 2025, when they were 15-36. At 41 wins, they've matched their 2024 win total before the halfway mark.>*Brooke Fletcher sat in for Steve Stone, who was a late scratch with an illness, to become the first woman analyst in White Sox history.
GG berds sneks avoid falling below .500
Oh wow, my Chadres came back? Damn, we really do own the Braves lol
Fire Ritchie into the sun
>>155703507gg
poodres helping big bro remain as the top seed
Boba Chett! Unfortunately, the comeback is NOT on.
Stop looking a pitches down the fucking middle.
[VV]Cubs [W]in!gg mets see ya tomorrow
a cheeky little beary for good lil bro luck
That's a win if you open with a position player instead of sengadoodoo.
Good Call
GOOD CALL
Johnson is fucking dealing tonight
good call
apparently Soto's hurt again just as Lindor's about to come back...
GG Cubsters... if Senga is in our rotation going into 2027, well, I don't really know.
>>155703769He's not. He's throwing a ton of balls and balls down the middle. My Os drank a ton of retard juice and can't hit tonight
>>155703804But Peff said..
>>155703778Fake injury.
Teo got a 2 run homer in OKC. His first game in rehab. If anyone cares
>>155703804Nah I believe in Ryan "The Compensation" Johnson
they have dugout mics now?
>>155703843>If anyone caresnope :)
>>155703843of course we care, doyerchad
>>155703843
>>155703843>If anyone caresyep :)
>>155703843good to hear. I know he's been running a lot leading up to a rehab assignment.
>>155703826Peff is a retarded jew that has never been right about anything
>>155703843T O K A IE I OKC
lolmest>lolmestAlso, lolmest
MVPages
>White Sox
miggy-ro!
doyers bootyblasting twinks tonight
>>155703904collar this rat
>>155703904What about when he murdered Justin Verlander's little brother?
>>155702429post your pic
The raped.
Watching Bananaball in my hotel room. God damn is this gay as fuck.
Dookie got mogged by the hp ump tonight
>>155704049>calling BASED and TRAD bananaball gayshit taste
is it over?
>>155703208Just like my brewers...
>>155704049It is. I tried to watch that shit with my dad. I told him it's like the Harlem Globetrotters but with baseball and these dudes are having sex on the field.It was so embarrassing
>>155703978all three of these men are considered white in america
>>155704049it'd be okay to take little kids to but it's def gay af beyond that.
>>155704090They have twerking umpires fucking lol
>knock around Yamamoto >less than a week later getting no hit by Ryan "ERA of 12" Johnson I fucking hate being an Orioles fan
MAX MUNCHY GRAND SALAMI
>>155702881Really dodged a bullet
that funky muncy
>Padres pitcher Hart>throws strike three>turns around and walks off the mound without looking for the call>immediately turns around like "wait, that was a strike, right?"Proof that not every pitcher can have Aura.
took my dad to a bananaball game. both of us lost our anal virginity to a double steal. never again
>>155704175His ERA is only 12 because this is like his third start and in one of those he got shit on.
>>155704090It might actually be better if the guys were having gay sex on the field. Like someone hits a solo homer and the left and right fielders Eiffel tower the centerfielder
>>155704138That’s gay and isn’t the target audience kids?
Svanson you fucking faggot.
Bananaball bro your response?
>>155704049>>155704090guarantee those guys are drowning in milf pussy thougheverbeit. I can't wait for the netflix documentary a decade from now.
It's time to pull Hart.
Angels knew that Ward's weak ass arm wasn't going to throw out Neto at the plate
Duran got nailed in the collar bone.
>>155704090>>155704202Took my fiancee to a bananaball game. By the end of it I was down by the dugouts begging the players to fill my mouth and ass with cock and cum
>>155704296That's a balk.
>>155704296This choreography is shit. They're all out of sync. If you're going to do gay little dances at least be good at it.
Welcome back Brock Stewart
BroStew bros....
>>155704353
>tie gameI told you to pull Hart.
>>1557041132/3 Are literally nogs you nig
poodresisters.......
>>155704409Would this even be a balk? It's a weird release point but if he does that every time it should be legal right?
>>155704452not cool
Fucking poodres
Poop and piss colored ass team
>>155704503>Poop and piss colored assYou poop outta dat butt and piss outta yo dick
>>155704539Other way around for me
gg Twinssee you tomorrow
that's a series wingg twinks, see you tomorrow to complete the sweep
Doyers won that game AND that seriesgg twinks cya tomorrow
Wheres my two-way player Miggy Ro?
two-way this bussy
>>155704583pinch hit for ohtani, drove in a run
>>155704575>Benny the Fag ShitriguezRemember when he got DFA'd, fell onto hard times, and started doing gay porn? His fuzzy butt just getting SLAMMED in hardcore adult films?
Oops there goes your no hitter.
>>155704678He was at 86 pitches anyways, it wasn't going to happen.
>>155704678The BASED Ball-and-Whore Orientals!
>>155704654Nice. Guess they want him to rest as much as possible for tomorrow.
good game, twins
Just fucking kill me at this point
lol
Not scoring with the bases loaded is a special kind of pain.
elite utility man
What ever system they have monitoring games is crazy. I'm listening to fm coverage of a game and watching the real time readout on the mlb app. The second I hear the ball crack on the radio the app shows how fast the pitch was , where the ball went and where the players are like a video game mini map. Impressive stuff.
poodres still got this
i hope chuckie robinson gets stuck in traffic all day so we can see the dodgers' emergency catcher alex call
>>155705027rushing will most likely be back tomorrow
Trevor Bauer is so cool
>>155705053give 'em another day off, coach
poopoopeepeedres kek
>>155705090he's my (and millions of young men's) hero
Yankees are 25-16 on the road, the best in the A.L.The Rays have the best home record in MLB.Which team would you take in the playoffs?
edman's hitting pretty well, but he's also been inducing luck since he came back. it was his fly ball that judge dropped in 2024
>>155705203kek rapist
>>155701953
>>155705302literally only a woman or limp-wristed liberal would think like this KEK
>>155705360I'm a girl though
>>155705325>>155705360lel wat ever you said is okwas supposed to be last lmso
>>155705380YWNBAW
>>155705360enjoy mexican baseball
gn
>>155704984yeah, it's amazing when you actually stop and think about it.
poopoos not looking so hot rn
>>155705380what's up
chicken butt
poodres shot their load yesterday
>>155705380Will you marry me?
>>155705689no...NO!!!
Remember when people said Soto and Lindor were trading places on the IL to not be around each other? You won’t believe who was returning tomorrow before Soto exited today’s game…
i like baseball!
>>155705913wahahahaha YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBYeaNuYk34
>>155706022wtf??
>>155706085lindonkeybros…
Gg Angels. That was a terrible game to watch for my Os
Angels Win!Nice pitching all around by us, wow.GG Orioles.
>>155705913>he called it months ago they didn't believe himhttps://www.reddit.com/r/mets/comments/1stnzj1/lindor_and_soto_are_coordinating_il_stints_so_the/
>>155706267This dude thought we would lose on Gubie Tuesday
Tyler O'Neil should be tied to a post and every Os fan should get a free swing into his body
>>155706085kek
>stutter step right before 3rd base You probably shouldn’t be doing that when you have just 3 homers in the last week of June
>>155705913thinking about it, this shit's really real because soto was not considered injury-prone before 2026. i think he was considered highly durable
Padres tied that ballgame if anyone even cares.
Scotts Turf Builder Lawn Starter Lawn Fertilizer For All Grasses 5000 sq ft
Braves peaked in April, they’ll spend the rest of the year ever so slowly returning to the mean (92 wins, NLDS exit).
I said I think that we can stay herecause I feel our time has comeand we can walk down to the oceanand sit with the rising sun
>after a historic 2025 season where he slugged 66 home runs (including playoffs), Mariners star Cal Raleigh is struggling far worse than anyone could have expected. A slash line of .162/.259/.302 places him firmly among the worst hitters in baseball with at least 150 plate appearances holy FUCK did not realize the big dumper was taking such a big dump
It's Miller time!
Doyerbros, give the padres your energy
free baseball in san diego if anyone cares
>extra slurpings
>>155701953Dodgers won today.
Camon you fucking Padres, do us a solid and win
Just remembered >CuckerMeanwhile Alex Call played great
>>155706972nice seeing Call have one of his best all-around games near home
barves kek
GG braves Are the padres elite or are the braves sucking dick as of late?
>>155704419Shut the fuck up faggot. >>155706670Nah they're missing playoffs entirely
>Genny slower than usualHopefully people are out enjoying the summer, touching grass and all that. You taking any trips this summer, anon?
>>155706722
Thank you poodres for grinding down your bullpen further and extending the doyers lead for best record in the league.
Padgers won today
>>155707019wat
Woah, we won a series against the Braves? Hell yeah. Time to sell the whole farm only to be one and done against Cubgers.
>>155707024Pretty rude.
Milwaukee now in 2nd
>>155707019Everyone who was usually good is injured. Everyone who is a new comer that was hot has cooled off. All of this is happening simultaneously.
>Have been so invested into the World Cup>Check on the Padres >They're still shit
>>155706941I still want to sell but our GM is retarded who'll probably trade Salas for some old washed up superstar. Just hoping this franchise get sold quickly, they need organizational help and a deep cleaning idk lol
GG braves
>>155707058soccer is lame, I only watch when baseball isn't on
>>155707063The pride of Coronado
>>155707061Let me tell you, new ownership can work miracles.
>>155707030What happens if we sweep you as a joke haha jk jk unless
>>155707089mein fuhrer....
>>155707095Half the team is out so it should be fair
Well Pages bros... I held on as long as I could. PCA is just better. I'll love what he did with the catch in the world series, but I think it's over for him when it comes to best CF in the league discussions...
my jintsies :)MY A'sies :(
>>155707217
>>155707190i honestly don't mind if guys are better than my team's guys. that's just going to be the the majority of positions on every team for a fan. i think PCA is good, but what matters is two world series titles back to back
>>155707217Delete your post
Doyers out here playing Chuckie Robinson lmao
>>155707227Bodied that tranny
I knew he wasn't doing poorly but I didn't realize PCA was having such a great season
>>155707339Surely the cusb are fighting for their division crown then right?
>>155707355I only really pay attention to the standings and injuries regularly anymore with a general idea of how well individual players are doing
Doyers somehow handling business despite the injuries this season.
>>155707445pitching has mostly been healthy. even half a stacked lineup with stand ins can keep you in most games. team defense has been strong all season.
>>155707025I’m a borderline obese deathly pale alcoholic anon I don’t have friends and I don’t do summer activities. I watch mlb and world cup and heems and shitpost with you fags
>>155706722Is it even surprising? He is a career .215 hitter who strikes out a ton. Last year was obviously a flash in the pan
>>155707485billions of people look upon you with envy
Is the NL Central the best division in baseball?
>>155702102>>155702058Kersh and Matt Embree look like they could be related
>>1557077384got picture
>>155707763i've never seen them in the same room in a pic
>>155704049with all its meme popularity currently, you kind of forget that bananball earned a lot of its popularity by being baseball marketed to women.
my chadres offense is getting hot right before they face the doggiedoos
Manny Machado is on fire, good stuff Padres
Even if the Padres were to sweep the Dodgers, the gap between the two NL West rivals wouldn't narrow significantly.
>155709358pipe down shinichi
>>155709383But it's a fact, isn't it?
>>155709358it would be the straw that MINDFUCKS the doggies and they end up losing like 10 straight after that
>>155709547Well, I wouldn't rule out that possibility, but the odds of the Dodgers losing ten games in a row are extremely low.
>>155709451Us Dodger fans are extremely over-reactionary. A sweep would have people calling for Dave Roberts fired and questioning benching our injured guys longer than needed
>>155709596That cannot be denied.
They're still butthurt about it, kek
>>155709803*honk honk*
Get the brooms and gabagool out.
>>155701953This while soccer, the single most boring sport in the universe, is all anybody is talking about at the moment.
>>155710159Recker on the board!!!!
*pours a bucket of water on the genny* get up
>>155710692I was masturbating a horse dickhead
>>155710692I had to microwave my coffee and now it tastes like shit
>>155710913gm
Ohtani's quest today is to just lower his ERA
>>155710692I just had a dream that the White Sox were in first place.
dodgerFAGGOTS
>his team doesn't have 50 winsoof madone, couldn't be me
>>155702909Ok, this is epic.
It's over for my braves
>>155710913Are you Coffspie?
>his team hasn't matched its 2024 win total yetoof madone, couldn't be me
>>155711398Are you retardspie?
white sox have the hot hand
>>155711429Just a fren.
someone, anyone, please titfuck me
>>155711434This happened to me.
>>155711429Are you meanspie?
I thought Steve Cohen was going to fix the mest. He made things worse.
good morning, mariners nation
gm
>>155711728Jews are great at saving and making money, but terrible at spending it, it seems.
Thinking about my WHITE SOX
>>155711816Gm, anon. Are you Coffspie?
Gayriners? Funny bit of trivia about that franchise...
>>155712334stop posting this. it's not true. the mariners have definitely appeared in a world series. the team is like 50 years old.
Look at all the morning baseball we've got today lads.
>>155712334no... that's impossible...
>>155709803Genuinely I do not understand what they thought would happen. The obsession with making everyone celebrate pride month was a 2021-2023 thing, and it kind of died after that tran flashed tits on the White House lawn and bud lite put the tran on their beer cans in 2023. Meanwhile the Cards are about to have a Christian night where people meet and speak about their faith.>>155709863based
>>155712852pretty much everyone understands that lgbt activism at this point is just grandstanding by unreasonable people. gays are not oppressed, at all, and people's qualms with this shit are more about gender ideology and kids getting the okay to be permanent medicalized after a 15 minute video call. basically no one cares about two fags being gay without bothering anybody. that flag doesnt represent that, it represents obnoxious whacktivists who desperately want to be oppressed but arent
>>155709803>butthurtIronic choice of wording. They're not the ones inserting foreign objects back there. That's you.
The White Sox will be in the ALCS. Bet your kid's college fund on it.
There's no reason to fight each other frens. We all love baseball and gay sex here
>>155711669Such Pride
>>155706722literally all of mleb called a huge regression for him
>>155712948It's way beyond grandstanding. It's a coordinated, deliberate attack on traditional values. If you pay attention, you'll see it's connected to the overall agenda that suffuses sports, entertainment, education, politics, business, history... All part of the plan. Being gay is great, go for it, be yourself. Celebrating people for being gay while condemning them for being straight, Christian, conservative, White, Jewish, male, and so on is evil.Go Rangers!
>>155709803>you know what baseball needs? >a celebration of human sexuality focused on sodomy and mental illness! we may never know why pride night failed
>>155712852>The obsession with making everyone celebrate pride month was a 2021-2023 thingthey didn't have to wear the hats though, they were unironically being fake and gay.
>>155713101Most honest anon besides me. Accurate, well-stated, and undeniable.
>>155713101>>155713132kek, gaylords.
>>155713145Enjoy your month!
I unironically think it's gayer to choose to wear the pride hat with a bible verse on it, than it is to take a cock in the ass. Completely manufactured controversy, then a flyover senator and the dept of justice threaten MLB with a lawsuit, for what they know is bullshit, to make headlines and distract from the retardation going on in the middle east. Christcucks are literally this retarded, that's how easy it is to trick them.
>>155712948This. To add, they want to, at minimum, give off the illusion of being oppressed because they preferential treatment. It's weaponized victimhood. Except they aren't victims anymore, but they so desperately want to be because it puts them on a pedestal since people generally tend to side with the party that they see as the "victims".Women weaponize victimhood>Screeching about the "patriarchy" even though educational institutions and the job market both favor women over men>Majority of the #MeToo movementJews weaponize victimhood>The decline of western society since WW2Blacks try to weaponize victimhood, but are somehow bad at it>Founders of BLM taking millions of dollars in donations, and using it to go live in a borderline mansion inside a gated community that's mostly white>Keep voting democrat even though dems founded KKK, advocated for slavery, and republican policies actually benefit them more than dems
>>155713085What are “traditional values”?
>>155713302hitting fucking dingers
>>155713291>they want to, at minimum, give off the illusion of being oppressed they preferential treatment. It's weaponized victimhoodare you talking about gayfags or christfags lol
Who’s ready for NOONTIME WEDNESDAY BASEBALL IN MIAMI!!!
>>155713302Getting married, having two kids, and meeting boys in the train station bathroom for a twenty dollar suckoff while you're away on business.
As a cubs girl, I am sick of pride night
>>155701953>fatasses pretending to be pro athletes
As an /mlb/ poster, I'm sick of Cubs girls
Why do they call it pride month when they are clearly celebrating lust?
>>155704182please god, it worked once, but dont do it again this time
>>155713426this isn't /nfl/ though?
>>155713302IYKYK>>155713386Fantasize elsewhere
>>155713291Quite well stated.>>155713342If you had any clue whatsoever, you'd be aware of the top-down targeting of a particular religion during the previous administration. But I doubt you do.
IYKYK
Off topic treatises > Yankspam
>>155713726>you'd be aware of the top-down targeting of a particular religionproving my point for me lmao; manufactured controversy, perpetual victimhood, no wonder you guys hate the homos so much. it's like looking in a mirror.
Imagination turns to fantasizing to the action of which will then playout
>his phone says hello moto every time he turns it on
>>155713780It do be like that
>crucifies your savior>refuses to elaborate>leaves
>>155713780>>155713822I appreciate your admission you have no familiarity with current events.
>>155713843Based, god isn’t real.
>>155713846Current events like three retards wearing a gay rainbow hat on purpose so they could “protest” being not forced to wear it?
are we just going to ignore that the marlins invited the heckin doggerino from the recent video back to loandepot for a dream day at the park?
Max Fried pitches like a pussy.
>>155713945Yeah? Who cares that much? It's nothing but cheap, free PR for the Marlins.
>>155713945*upvotes*
>>155713945
>>155713945Dog smell, go M’s
>>155714006only non whites are capable of detecting “dog smell”my dog smells floral and earthy (read: good)
>not muh heckin faitherino!!!
I need to be filled...
>>155713945he's the goodest boy, his dog dad is lucky
I need to be filled
>>155714150>>155714270with 9mm hollow point!
>>155710913bought a gooseneck kettle and a scale for prime day like a good goytime to level up my pour over brews
>>155713846Christians are the biggest crybullies in the nation.
Wyatt Boy Summer
>2 hours of sleep, came to work at 7 am, but was supposed to work at 11 am>couldn't sleep at allI should have not drank that coffee expresso before that. Fuck lol
>>155714558>expresso *angry pasta noises*
Had to put my catbro down yesterday :( too sad to shitpost today
>>155714631F. sorry for your loss, bro.
>>155714631sorry anon, my dog is gonna get surgery next week :(
>>155714270I dug up this 2024 meme
>>155714631Sorry fren :(
>>155714631sorry, friend
>>155712386They haven't, they're the only active team to not appear in one
norwegians have infested citi field, how do we get them out?
>>155714631I'm so sorry for you anon. :(
>>155714904Why Norwegians are so closed people?
dog 'em doershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acIRt7peteg
>>155715191kek Metsies getting a fire sale before the Red Sox
>>155715191im giving the mets a chance. whos with me?
>>155715243It’s been 2 years, they’re not a serious team.
>>155715266fuck off. this is a baseball general.
>>155715287I’m on a new simcard and I’ll get another if you keep trying to report me tranny. You’ll never stop me.
>>155715243No I’m done with this team. See you in April
>>155715317kys or go to /pol/. it's all the same to me.
>>155715317LMAO BASED>>155715349KEK FAGGOT
Why do teams wait until right before the deadline to start trading? If you’re in a tight division race, wouldn’t you want to improve your team as soon as possible to get more wins? And if you’re shit, wouldn’t you want to offer up your good vets as soon as possible before they slump, get injured etc and to get the best return possible?
>>155715372everyone wetaded
These last two years for the mets would make for an incredible movie.>Players getting choked>Fish celebrate your death on the final day of the season (which knocked you out of playoff contention)>homegrown core traded away>owner promises a WS in 3-5 years (lol)>stadium built next to a chop shop w/ a casino planned. (casinos increase crime and lower property values)>boy genius obsessed with stats, pete crashes out on him>the guy stearns hires to place him produces -0.3 WAR and immediately gets injured>losing seasons with record payrolls I'm not even a mets fan, but that team is fucking hilarious
>>155715438The chop shops were cleared out to make room for the casino.
>mets play twice today
>>155714558>working
>The start of today’s game will be delayed due to weather. We'll provide updates as soon as they are available.
>>155715497Eastcoasties are canceling the last morning game in a fit of rage against the superior roof'd coast clubs.
>>155715466Just watch the Goyimets
Mets need to hire Piazza.
>>155715372Nobody wants to overpay. The earlier bidding begins, the more $$$ is spent. It's like an eBay auction.
>>155715191Who the fuck will be willing to eat those contracts though or put the pieces up to trade? Like genuinely only someone like they Yankees or Dodgers would do that but even then it's such a price to pay
Cole Young is the first Pittsburgh-born visiting player to homer in his first game IN Pittsburgh since William “Baldy” Louden homered for the Buffalo BufFeds off Mysterious Walker of the Pittsburgh Rebels on April 22, 1914 in the Federal League.
>>155715683Weaver is going to back to the Bronx.
no... NO!!!
my tards gonna win tonight
>>155715704The Mets can keep him.
>>155715704>>155715833Weaver sucks. >we don't need him.
>>155715349Rent free. Triggered. Snowflake. All the insults you deserve. Emigrate out of 4chan and the USA.
>>155714904>hates Whitesjust come out and say it
I could use a hard dickin' down right about now
Do not reply to chikaner
Where do I get a skirt like this, mets sisters?
>>155714085>League targets its own players for not celebrating assfucking>Lying sacks of shit like you say they targeted themselves
>>155713932I enjoy that people who use "retard" as an insult are low IQ. Every single time. I mean always. It's a self-own.
>>155715960cunnyatics
Rangers chads, give me a QRD on the team and their season. I'm defecting from my team to yours after they're the lone organization with the balls - no pun intended - to say fuck off to glorifying a particular form of sexual intercourse.
>>155715972They were not forced to wear the hat and they were only warned by mlb violating the uniform policy, same as they do anytime a player writes on their cap for any reason. But you Christfags continue to lie about what happened so you can pretend that you’re being persecuted. Isn’t bearing false witness a violation of the ten commandments?
>>155716392>They were not forced to wear the hatwrong>they were only warned by mlb violating the uniform policyplayers who wrote pro-fentanyl floyd and blm slogans on their hats faced no such warnings
>>155715833He was injured but he was also tipping in the postseason. Not sure we want him tbqh.
zuttsluts seething kek
>>155716392Just letting you know that we don't respect nor will I reply any longer to anyone who repeatedly lies. You hate a particular religion due to some undiagnosed mental issue and that's your right. But you chose to shit up a baseball thread with baseless hate and blatant falsehoods and that I shall not abide. May the deity who hurts your feelings so bad nevertheless have mercy on your soul.Love my Rangers!
>>155716392The MLB said that the Giants did not clearly state wearing the fag hat was optional and implied it wasn’t
What the FUCK was that?!?!
>McLean is deal-I'm so sorry Mets fans. The only bright spot on your team is Soto, this is insanely grim.
>it was 3-0 mets
Feels like only months ago, delusional Mets fans were penciling in McLean as a Cy Young contender. : D
>>155716609I detached long ago
>>155716609>The only bright spot on your team is Sotoless WAR than someone named miguel vargas on some other team in chicago called the white sox
For me its the firm yet gentle touch of another man and my yankees
>>155716672no, we had him for roywhich he can still do
>>155716800i’m gay go mets
>>155716886That's a man
>>155717142I’m a man, a McLean is dealing man.
>>155716672i bet her mouth could hold a lot of urine.
>Shea is so empty you can hear the 2 schizo fans yelling and arguing with themselveskek
>>155717282>Sheayou mean shave stadium? its not called that anymore
>>155717282shut up little man
>>155716886Chase Burns is winning it, IDIOT
>>155716886yes but he is losing ground
>>155717371In LA, you get your ass beat if you called Staples "Crypto Arena". "The house that Kobe built" is also an acceptable answer
>>155717371>>155717778For me, it's the Rose Garden.
>>155717759>teehee! look at me im a whore!Why are they like this
Cubba dubba dub is that true?
>>155713945people love pets, simple as
>guest splasher
>mest
Chicago Salami
...see you guys at 7.
>>155718038They should have gotten oriole super fan Alysa Liu instead
Cubs girls are ______
>2026 mest>$388 million in payroll>losemest presently getting raped and gaped
>it was 3-0
mets are so buck broken holy shitim just getting these notis from the mlb app anytime someone gets a big hit and the cubs have pinged me 3 times in 2 hours
>>155718038all of xer bodily fluids drenching my body with pride
Marlins owning homophobic relievers and entire teams these last few days
>>155718038this is everything
Mets are having their goose cooked so I guess I'll smoke this turkey.
>>155719363So true sis!!!
>>155719377Have you ever had deep fried turkey?
I'm a cubs fan I think Andy Pages deserves to be the starting center fielder.
I love laughing at the >mest
Why do posters here look for or jerk off to Recker ass pics?
>>155719377I would put my dick in that
>>155719459Yeah I had it once in the late 90's, it was awesome.
>mets are just stuck on the same few episodes of a re-run since 1987
[VV]Cubs [W]in!!!!11111gg mets see ya inna bit
>>155719762It's pride month you bigot, leave them alone
/mlb/:>we fucking hate gays and homos!!/mlb/ when it sees an attractive and scantily clad woman:>>155717876
>>155719948How about when it sees Recker!
we gotta sell, Metsbros. we're now 11 games behind. it ain't happening this year. sell and bring up Clifford and Morabito and Thornton and Parada and Wenninger and see what they can do
>>155720079I saw you make this same post before except back then it was bring up Baty and Vientos
>>155717759she's a hottie but what's the point of this clip
>>155720125I didn't start posting here until mid season last year but yeah we've got a bunch of busts
what game are we watching now?
we've all had our share of secret escapades on the road at motels or truck stops but there's a difference between doing it for the love of the game and crafting a victim identity to grab political power / social capital
>>155717759gimme an @
>>155720223My Os
>>155720242fuck my ass boh
Nu?
Go woke, go broke, baseball edition --June 12, 2025mest winmest are 45-24June 13, 2025gay pride night at shitifieldmest loseIn 2025, Mest went 38 and 55 since gay pride night, finishing with an 83 and 79 record.Mest are 72 and 100 since gay pride night June 13, 2025 though mid day June 24, 2026It's the Curse of the Pink Pony, and the Mest are now the Pink Pony Ball Club.
>>155720242>>155720274>exactly 1 minute aparthmmmmm
>>155720079>PeradaHe's not a prospect.
>>155720072I coom and then jerk it soft until I am hard again and then I coom again and then I kinda just repeat that process until I pass out
where is nu tho
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