>>155693375
What I don't like is that articles are describing him as "former UFC champion", that just doesn't gel with me b.
HE SAID THE N-WORD!!!
dustin is going to make a comeback and make a run
>>155703162aight square up doo
getting married seems like a bad idea
fuck ass niggas my boyz at the crib
>>155703162
>>155703250Fucking legend
Y'all marks falling for the publicity stunt gg
>>155703280
>tfw when your boys are at the crib
>>155703250>>155703313kek bet they would let are patriot drink at the gate too
Would he have survived this encounter?
>>155703313>A toast! To /heem!
>>155703340Some real 4d chess from the brilliant mind of CTE’d drunk Peahead, b. Peach’s delight.
>>155703347Interim champions are champions
>>155703450no you're not tom
>>155703450haha sure you are little buddy
>>155703090this picture goes so fucking hard its unbelievable, as much as i hate the guy i have to admit he was such a tough fucking badass god dammit
Dana White and I are essentially the same person.
Welcome to the big leagues doostin
>>155703497the GOAT has a whole bingo row to himself
>>155703497Yeah I saw that on reddit too. There's a bunch of people missing, like Julianna Pena.
>>155703543Fuck you
>>155703497KEK
dont put that interim I am the corrent king
>>155703497How tf does Jon jones get that many mugshots? Dana’s got some explaining to do :/ my goat would never
>>155703648look closely and you'll notice he's the only black man there, obvious discrimination
Imagine if they tried to pull Chael off the plane after his boys were at the crib.
>>155703807>I can't let you get close, my nigga
bkfc signed with fox
>>155703250If that cop wasn’t so scared. Poirier could be doing serious prison time for assault on law enforcement officer
>All my boys?Went to the crib>Buncha hoes?Lyin'>Dustin Poirier?Man, fuck youWhat's it gon' be:Bad, my niggaNow what the fuck?
>>155703313
>>155703807How Fedor survived this mad man the world will never know
POIRIER NEARLY OUT ON HIS FEETOH HE DRANK ANOTHER SHOT
I miss mengpostingI miss violinsI miss many mengnothing else has hit quite the same since
>>155704015Yea yuo got meng on the mind al rightAlways got manmeng on yuor mind fgt
>>155704045It's gonna be bad doo
>>155703938DUSTIN HAS BEEN RUNNING CIROC WITH BJ PENN IN HAWAII FOR THIS FIGHT THAT'S WHERE HE GETS A BOTTLE OF VODKA DRINKS IT AND TRIES TO RUN ON THE SAND UNDERWATER MIKEWHAT A MAD MAN, JOE!
Chael Sonnen doesn't get to say nigga, that nigga from Oregon.
Interim Tom has been simulated I fear
>No, Dustin Poirier was never an undisputed champion. He captured the undisputed title on zero occasions, though he did win the Interim UFC Lightweight Championship in 2019 by defeating Max Holloway at UFC 236.
IT’S UP https://youtu.be/L5ESAhOxnio
Tehrs water restirctions going on right now and my neighbor is watering his sidewalk im gonna fuken say sormthing
>>155703291I’m the same as you. I just get tired and slightly more social when drunk. My personality stays the same. I have a friend who quit drinking after college cuz he was a mean drunk. Nicest guy in the world when sober but he’d have 3 beers and want to fight. Alcohol def affects people differently
I bet none of you have even seen Fightville. I rented it on dvd from netflix.
>>155704294Dynamic Instability recommended it to me but i have yet to watch it
>>155704238Go over there and tell him it's gonna be bad, my nigga.
Fuck you
Why didnt the cop fight dustin and get injured so he could sue the rich millionaire, idgi
dustbin said the funny n word, hes so relatable
>blocks your path
>>155704531serve and protect i lament
imagine drinking alcohol
>>155704555Oh my god he's like a Dark Souls boss..... Im getting scared
would have been based if dustin did a gilly on the cop
>>155704671the only thing im glad to have been raised in a devout muslim household for, never had the chance to touch alcohol or cigarettes, and by the time I grew up independent and sick of religion I already hated the idea of alcohol, feelsgoodwill never understand drinking beer, apparently it tastes like liquid bread? what the fuckonly thing I could understand would be mead because honey sourced alcohol sounds tasty
Conor is about to cook a dank ass meme
>>155704782He's going to come out with a typical HR tweet that encourages Dustin to get treatment. Then he's gonna lose his fight and post something unhinged
where is the mmaguru video about dustin
Knew DPee would have a moment like this. Remember he say a few months ago he was quitting drinking and he said cold turkey. And that quitting was enough to give him withdrawals so he must be a real alchie without a fight to get ready for. Fight society type faggot channel's take away is "This is le serious... fighters need to unionize and get retirement money and stuff like this wouldnt le happen" Yes if only Baldy gave BJP free retirement money, he wouldn't have gone back to crack.
You gonna tase me? You gonna tase me, dog? I'm gonna bang you up!
>>155704754TMI. And alko is an acquired taste, it means ppl cucked themselves into liking something they shouldn't (i only drink it for emotional pain)
Tom is such a faggotNever sells a fightJumps on a podcast and nods respectfully while the podcast host sucks him offSupposedly baddest man on the planet, but does these vague little skits rather than address anythingHis Dad is his handler and walks him on a leashTries to act like a "English gentleman" when calling out Jon Jones but comes off as massive softcockEven after getting poked in the eye, sends subliminals at Gane until the backlash makes him adjust his attitudeThen hides behind Eddie Hearn and alludes to fighter pay not being goodIs he a retard? You sign the contract and then complain?"Baddest man" on the planet but sneaks disses like a teenage girlPlease lord let Cyril Gane finish the job and teabag this fairy, fight probably won't happen because he fucked up with Dana (Good job Tom!)All that muscle, still a pussy at heart
>there are actual muzzies on heemGenuinely revolting
Dustbin wasn't drunk, he was on meth.
revolt this!
It's about time we've had the discussion. What is next for Torrez Finney?
>>155705085who the fuck is that guy
>>155704232Fuck off/heem/ is a uncle weezy sub
>>155704996You done fucked up, A-Aron
>>155703497>>155703648Mah nigga Sedriques got more mugshots than this whole collage
"What up, my niggers?" - Dustin Poirier
>>155704555>>155704707
HE SAID THE N-WORD ON THE PLANE!!!
>>155706235He touched gold alright
dustin poirier would never get past my philly shell
There is an alternate timeline where Dustbin tried to calf kick the cop and got magdumped on camera.
There is an alternate timeline where Dustbin became the heavyweight champ after defeating jon jones
Dustin giving us niggas a bad name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4QVv29kodUbig 'ru is back!
dustbin gets a bad wrap. but really the only reason he got done for pub intox is because he wasnt also on the cocaine
>>155706564We don't watch that fat faggot here
>>155706570Nobody does cocaine on a public flight, he probably just took the wrong airplane pills
i like seeing brain damaged fighters really go off the deep end
JUSTin 'Fuck You' Poirier
so that was an attempted suicide by cop right?
your dad called me short while drinking a beer
Officer nerd pulled the tazer
what was dustin going to do with his boyz at the crib?
y'all heard what guru said?
>>155707119Yeah, I'm so happy for xher, sister
>>155707107You're Dustin Poirier right?
>>155706564How many MOTHERFUCKING times do I have to tell you r/heem is a uncle weezy general
>>155707147fuck up nigga ol cap and gown ahh ima knock the teeth out yo gums
>parasocial Reddit faggots gets reality check that fighters aren't your friend, aren't good people, and were already shady characters before even professional fighting
didn't know he was such a wigger.How many BBC's do you reckon did Jolie take?
>>155707180I don't care if Pereira anally raped some bimbo as long as he says "Chama" and gets KO's
Jesus christ
>>155707195100% this fat nigga is moving to HW because he can't cut the weight anymore
>>155707195Jamahawl heard that everyone was moving to HW
>hey pea head!
guys I'm starting to think you shouldn't mix roids with alcohol
There was definitely a memo put out that being a boring dagestani grapplefucker meant you weren't getting booked anymore
https://streamable.com/zpakhn>"I don’t think Pereira’s career is what everyone says it is. I feel like all his matchups have been favorable. When you become a legend, it has a lot to do with timing. He did come in to the sport at a real good time when 185 didn’t have that many grapplers. 205 is all the same.”Hokit is getting more based by the day.
>>155704964Calm down and stop rageposting during your lunch break
>>155707195He's almost evolved into me
>>155707307Trvke. Chael would have exposed that fraud badly.
Paddy lost a round to Chandler
HE WANTED TO TRY HIS MEAT
Gooby - happy drunkDustin - angry drunkJon - sad drunk
>>155707195You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>155707307>When you become a legend, it has a lot to do with timingThis is true of every sport, get lucky or get fucked.
>>155707496Jon - *gay drunk
you just don't talk about michelle obama like that. you just don't do that.
Thank God I just fall asleep when I get drunk.
>>155703162He won a belt in a championship fight.
>tfw sad drunkwhenever anything sad happens in my life I feel nothing at all and then cry bitch tears as soon as I get drunk
>>155707575THE mickeymouse strap?
I'm 50/50 when getting drunk. 75% of the time I'm cheerful and outgoing and relaxed, but 15% of the time I just withdraw internally and become moody
I get insomnia when drunk. My sleep schedule gets heemed for a couple of days.
I’ve never had alcohol in my life
I dont get durnk. I get weemy.
This is why Islam prohibits alcohol. This is why you will never see muslims like that. This is why muslim fighters dominate mma.
>>155707596And the other 10%, b?
Connoissieurs say that this is a damn fine brandy, too.
>>155707610the other 10% he's bad at math I guess
“I don’t drink” – Redditbib.
For me, it's a nice pinot grigio.
i'm an emotional drunk, I get emotional about everything
if anyone here trains I have a question: how tf do you get the flexibility to throw head kicks? are my hips just fucked from birth due to bad genetics? been at it for some years now and I highest I can throw is around the rib area.
>>155707724Just stretch your legs for 15 minutes, if that doesn't work then you have bad genetics.
>>155707739>for 15 minutesYou mean a day? because if that's what you mean then I guess my problem is being a lazy fucking bum, I dont stretch at all I just throw kicks daily lol.
Bunch of hoes
>>155707724Do you stretch? Side and front splits will help. You gotta unlock your hips AND groin. Also set a target height and focus on getting your foot to it slowly while maintaining balance (may need balance aid in beginning)Also do weight training with legs.
Oh so y'all like him now that he said the n-word huh
>>155707761Are you Justin Poirier?
>>155707759
Why is the reaction to DP "damn hope he gets help"? He isnt a poor little pitiful drunk he is a belligerent active threat should be treated as such.
>>155707822calm down Karen all he did was say a few mean words
DP went from "Working on myself" posts to lengthy cry for helps on his Instagram after the Lafeyete files dropped lmao
Josh McGregor vs Conor Poirier
>>155703879>>155706222Oh god
What did all the boys do at the crib while Dustin spent the night in the clink?
>>155707861
>>155707874jolie
ISS GON BE BAD
>>155707787i am easy to please
>>155706564great to see him having so much fun with this
>>155707958ok stop it already enough is enough
No wonder why Dustin is shit at trash talk. He’s using all his verbal energy withholding the wigger inside
>>155703199Gane’s lats/back are goals here
>Oh yeah and gay men also really dislike women sometimes. They feel like all women know their secret and are mocking them behind their back or something. Plus a lot of it is that they hate themselves for pretending to be straight and having to fake being into women so that internalized hatred gets directed towards the women around them. Jones does it all the time, and you just saw Dustin fuming at those random women lol. >Guys I hope I'm wrong but I really do believe Dustin likes men.i know honest to gawld homosexuals who think less about men's sexuality than gurucels
>>155703250Would fully support him getting shot right here
>>155703539lolololol
>>155708034It really does take one to know one, as the fella says.
>>155707938>>155707941>>155707959how applicable is this in real fighting when the other guy isnt just going to stand there and bend over to calmly give you his wrists
>>155708034Jon Jones exposed yet again? Dude should just come out of the closet and become a Gay Icon.
>>155707822All the Reddit fags crying about out “he needs help wahh” because Dustin is a dork meanwhile Chad Connor gets shit for the same thing
>>15570782317 days till #Blessed
It's very warm heem. Very very warm.
constant surveillance is so gay because it holsters people. would’ve been far better if we heard rumors that dustbin heemed an officer and multiple women, then fled the scene
pain? in the bin
>>155707822He's one of these gay reddit fighters. They all hate on gooby and wish porier well
>>155708072Where do you see that happening in the clips? Punching is not allowed in judo but throwing someone to the ground can work in a real fight and judo has a lot of different throws.
>>155708072The average person trips themselves when shuffling their own feet, b.
nigga (my/mine)
>>155707925MY ENWERD
>>155703250Is that who I think it is?
>>155708156yes and they let are ant drink where he darn well pleases
Duuuustiin, peeeeaaheaaaad
>>155708072
I'm twerking for you peeaaheaad
Gooby should offer him some Ibogaine
>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!SOON
maybe they can do peahead vs ilia next if ilia’s still feeling cocky
I always thought volk would be the alcoholic crash out but he's killing it with cooking with volk
You can tell Justin finally winning the belt really mentally raped Poorear. He was banking on Ilia heeming Justin and probably telling himself "better him getting slept at the white house than me"
>>155708400volk might be cooking slop but at least that shit gave him purpose in life. peahead porier need to find something or find a stable job to keep him out of trouble for the rest of his life.
For sure b
>>155708440are all white americans this hood when they drink a couple of their 2.4% alcohol beers?
>>155708474some have scottish ancestry and can hold their liquor per sources
>*sips a happy dad*Pull up nigga
>>155708474only if they're from the bayou
A toast! To the warriors of /heem/
>>155708490>10% alcohol content lemonadewhuddawedoinere
>>155708519>no bubbles
>>155708537
why dont peaboy cooks like volk? if he doesnt love it at least he likes it enough to do a hot sauce brand deal. could keep him out of trouble
>>155708563
>>155708440Truly. He at least used to be able to hitch his name to Gaethje's as greatest violins mengs to never win a belt. Now? He's sitting at the same table as Mike Chandler and Dan Hooker.
>>155708519that looks disgusting and it's still in the can
>>155708510A toast to the real ones
>>155708599
>>155708605>kimbo shutting his eyes in shame
>>155708510
i wonder if dustin is beating the aiofe and chilluns
>>155708653tfw I'll never be feared like this
>>155708653Jolie is in Jamaica
Who the fuck do these TSA agents think they are telling THE diamond that he can't smoke blunts and drink 40s on a flight? Bitch ass niggas, his boys was already in da crib dawg.
>>155708653Charissa Cooked
Cheek sang that diamonds are forever
>>155708570>Cooking with volk is literally just volk making sandwiches It's honestly more embarrassing than the diamond going full wigger after a couple of bud lights.
me but with jerking off
iss gon b bad muh nigguh
>>155708712
>>155708653I pitter pattered my gf to a split decision after England drew last night, she's lucky they didn't lose.
>>155708723I kind of get the feeling that Dustins mental development stopped at around 13 after watching that video of him trying to piece up TSA agents.
Yeah tell em to come over here. Cos it's gonna be bad. It's gonna be bad my nigga!
>Are you Dustin Poirier?>FUCK YOU
>>155708770
Movie pitch : Dustin Poirier and Channing Tatum accidentally kiss when they bump into each other on one fateful rainy night. The next morning when they wake up they realize they've switched bodies. Dustin must now learn that even if he were a famous celebrity he still wouldn't be happy if he can't learn to let go meanwhile Tatum realizes than Jolie has an unhealthy obsession with puppy play.
>>155708770This doo's 40 and still dressing like this
>>155708795he a hood nigga fr fr
>>155708793lay off the porn, ciryl
DUSTIN "NIGGER" POIRIER
>>155708829never
Does a white male from Louisiana drop the n-bomb on a regular basis?
why did dustin calm down when the big black nigga cop came over?
do you think dustbin fw with blood or crip?
>>155708867He thought it was DC
>We don't watch that crap h-
>>155708873I heard he usually lets Jolie pick
>>155708795you think people suddenly start throwing on three piece suits to go to the airport past a certain age?
Is it true that all the money ever donated to the good fight charity was actually just spent on 40s, blunt wraps and tacky silver chains?
so philadelphia comes from philadelphus which means sibling loveramericans have always been like this it seemsdisgraceful >>155708707one of his better works
In your esteemed and professional opinions, would cycling or hiking cross over more effectively to MMA? They say that cycling offers a better aerobic stimulus, but when you go for a hike, you're literally battling and overcoming the mountain dawg.
Shine bright like a diamond
>>155709017nick does triathlons and look how that ended up but then that tanner individual went walkies and never came back this one is tricky
>muh heckin nice charity guy turns out to be a fraudhuh, who could have seen that? Only me? Hmmm interesting.....
>times conor said the n word0>times dustin said the n word5
where's all the support for our boy dustin? Yall niggas......yall niggas fake as shit
>>155709038just wait until we here what tom's been doing to his son in the shed just wait
>>155709051Only 5 times?
>>155709051Show ya wife nigga
>ALL MY NIGGAS IN DA CRIB!! >PULL UP PUSSY!!!
>>155709095Perennial contender shirt
>>155708856Profound.
What is Officer D01AQ251N thinking in this moment?
>>155709116>Why couldn't I meet an actual UFC champ
>>155709116>Isn't this the guy who lost to Connor McGregor?
>>155709116that was gnarly the cop handled it good
>>155709051>dropped out in 8th grade>juvenile detention>all black school>lived in the hood>single momma Yea im thinking Big Dusty D is LITERALLY blacker than Marty Usman, Kevin Holland, Adesanya, Aljo, Khalil, Blaydes, Cannonier. He has the right, unlike Izzy smgdfh!
>>155709116how old is this person
>>155709121>>155709127kek
ima bang u up
>I'ma bang you up, nigga>Gets banged up like a niggaWhat did the diamond mean by this?
im so utterly disappointed he didnt get tased and go down like a plank of wood all comically stiff so we could add his tased stiff body to the pic you know the one with all the heemed stiff bodies that would have been funny
>>155709143https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-ZMV63e1zk
>Dostin coked, drunk, locked up>Conor sober, training, locked in
Maybe dustin is taking tren
>>155709185He means he's gonna bang him up that same way. What don't you get?
>>155709211this guy hasnt been relevant for years
>>155709220Prob drunk plus coke. If he gets widdthdrawawls from drinkin he's prob a real deal alchie. Plus remember those times he was backstage on Paramount's post shoes all fucked up like goob, grinding and gritting his teeth talking a million miles a min.
>>155709220He would've fucked Officer D01AQ251N patriot style if that was the case
Are you Dustin Poirier?
>>155709236He's still relevant competing as a face of RAF... poirier's only relevant right now for getting arrested and guest hosting a sad dead podcast with meng... It's a sad time for poor dustbin...
>>155709269AYO WHAT THE FUCK NIGGA PULL UP
>>155709264youre mancrush has arms like noodles he is not on tren, "mate"
>>155709279
>>155709259he definitely wasnt on coke as sluggy and slurry as he was.
dustin ye need ta start talkin' lad
>>155709293I feel like he's on a good vintage wwf style stack of test, growth, booze and painkillers
Henry Cejudo could NEVER
Shiny bright like a Dustin "Diamond" Poirier
Hollogay gets whacked out in 2Peahead comes back out of retirement and gets his leg snappedTopturo gets both orbital broken and quits in his stoolGarth walking into a devastating left and has his jaw brokenWe're so back McGregor chads
>>155709319I like those odds
the jare joke is betterbeit iykyk
Ok but nobody is winning against Arman. Except Godrot
>>155709296valetina shevchenko lookin ahh bih
diamonds in sky? more diamond denied flight
Im fockin creole. I'm in Lafeyete louisiana. On soight!
jim croce miller
i don't lick pussy i'm not a cat
>>155709211Watch out Dustin. You wouldn't be the first word sayer Colbeast has permaheemed
Meng wouldn't do that
>>155709319most likely outcome is he gets his shit pushed in by maximum
Lafayette Legend Dustin "ACAB" Poirier
I knew dustin was a sensitive little weirdo when he got all passive aggressive on DC for supporting islam instead of him
>>155709319The pub era is over Yoel Mcgregor is back
LAST ORDERS
>>155709405natural beauty <3
>>155709405genuinely couldnt pay me
>>155709405would
I knew dustin was a white trash wigger as soon as I heard him speak. was always weird that people started pretending he was a good guy cause he fought conor
>>155709414faggot
Has Jolie broken her silence yet? Waiting for her to SOUND OFF on TSA
I miss El Cucuy
>>155709412they really got to this bint didnt they
Why is Cereal Gane ducking hokit so hard? Gane has like 100 lbs on him.. is it because he knows hokit's eyes will break his fingers like glass?
>>155709473She's currently in the Bahamas with Dustins boxing coach, they'll be back on Monday with a scaffing indictment of the TSA
>>155709495She's only got herself to blame
>>155709506nah, some jew somewhere is responsible for something and I dont need proof
>shine bright like a diamond>not shine on you crazy diamondI hate zoomers so much it's unreal
>>155709532Dustin didn't walk out to Pink Floyd unc
>>155709532ok boomie
Tell me more about Louisiana and the "bayou people"
the real josh hokit is a boring dork, jewani interview from yesterday has lost him a lot of aura
>>155709543I expect Dana bit his head off over the big Mike comments
>>155709543No one watches that jew shit
>>155709566nah he actually doubled down on the big mike stuff in the interview
>>155709628This what happens when your armor gets trimmed
>>155709570i don't normally but i saw posts saying josh showed the "real" side of himself so i watched a bit of it, comes across as boring uninteresting and unintelligent dorki like his fights and the multiple personas are funny, he needs to keep that shit up 24/7
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7ullmoVBth0Wish he got shot instead desu
>>155709639Josh was sick and jew boy in typical kike fashion labeled sick josh the REAL HOKIT because jews cant not take the opportunity to deceive and put down
>>155709506she's been doing it since she was a child you wonk freak>>155709523astute intuition bruder
>>155709652jokes aside you shouldn't wish that on anyone. not funny.
>>155709639wow nice job following them b
>>155709259>>155709293>>155709298Doubt he'd be on anabolics or growth to trim the fat yet. He would start on TRT and that's not gonna cause roid rage. LOW t causes more bitch fits than anything. If he's the type of drinker that gets sick when he stops, he likely takes other shit too. So could be wasted drunk and uppers to wake up from the nervous system depression, or benzos (they could still write public drunk in the report for those) He was wasted with Ben Askren at the airport way before this.
Getting drunk on a plane is awesome. I always touch down hammered
>>155708723Gooning ruined your father's life?
>jokes aside you shouldn't wish that on anyone. not funny.
can't drink coffee anymore
>>155709686did it once as a kid going to a wonk country on holiday while they had ramadan i was so drunk i smoked a cigarette in the airport "secretly" when it was completely allowed and was spitting on the floor and the wonks could do nothing
>>155709717
pooyay saying the n word unredditfied him and thus we as the 4channelers can boy him unironically
>>155709717try literally anything else you sweet tank fullosugar poofta
>>155709717this but water
Faggot down.
>>155709678>If he's the type of drinker that gets sick when he stops, that is the biggest crock of shit i continue to hear. i've spent months drinking a fifth of liquor day after day and quit cold turkey (several different times) alcohol cant kill you if youre not drinking it
What sets Dustin Poirier apart from the other dirtbag thugs in the sport is that he's respectful and doesn't talk trash. He's not afraid to cry, he has a beautiful relationship with his daughter, he sells a disgusting sauce.
>>155709807You know what dude? Fuck you dude.
Dustin Poirier's name in Mandarin Chinese actually translates to Intelligent Rock Driller of the Dirty Village's Undulating Court, which represents his personality quite well. And Chinese Wisdom
Keep an eye out for that swedish superstar Theodor Berggren fighting this week.
>>155709810Y-you don't get it bro it takes ahold of me you're just strong
Asa Akira is a true wmma legend. I have been paying much tribute to her lately.
>>155703250next thing you know this guy is gonna be serving you margheritas on the flight. tito won.
>>155709810it literally can you stupid retard opiates are the one where they whine about pain but booze and pentsot will kill you
>>155709826There's an old Chinese proverb that goes "Man made of diamond may be rich but wife still go to jamaica"
>>155709826what does my name mean b
"The Diamond" (2035) 6.1 on IMDb emotional biopic starring Tom Holland as Dustin Poirier
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without one.
>>155709883woah...
die mon is a mortal threat in jamaica
>>1557098392012 AVN AwardBest Solo Sex SceneBest Anal Sex Scene (with Nacho Vidal)Best Double-Penetration Scene (with Mick Blue & Toni Ribas)Best Group Sex Scene (with Erik Everhard, Toni Ribas, Danny Mountain, Jon Jon, Broc Adams, Ramón Nomar, & John Strong)Best Tease PerformanceBest Three-Way Sex Scene, Boy/Boy/Girl (with Mick Blue & Toni Ribas)
>>155709927wtf is wrong with you
I think I heemed my meng while jerking off
>>155709927>I guess I shouldn't be surprised that their awards show is just blatant marketing of new stars.
Respectfully
You now remember the Ilia Topuria project
Blood Diamond
Someone should make an edit of Dustin being arrested alongside fight footage to Scar Tissue
>>155709949what on earth are they grading "best anal" on? cinematography? direction? size of gape? helwanis are all the same, lazy and incapable of creating
GOAT McGregor saw right through Dustin's nice guy act. Mystic Mac strikes again.
>>155709976hey diddly oh pal-erino can i ask a favor
the spoid is on one this morning with his finland persona
>mentally dominates that cowardly pig freak>has him shook during the stare down>consneed when more airport jannies show up so you don't have to orphan all their piglets>show hespek to opponent even though he quit during the stare downmy estimation of dustin as a man just fucking skyrocketed he exposed airport cops as total fraud hypejobs. explains why the AFP has to strut around with ARs here, they're packing their dacks when me and my niggas pull up to the 'port
>>155709998huh?
>>155710007doo drinks piss
Good night, little piggy.
>>155709853who told you that? (((Big pharma))) selling benzos to detox clinics? come on stupid nigga u cant die from hangover
Gooby tried to warn us but nobody listened.
Justin's walkout has leaked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RRWvHTQjPE
>>155709655do you really think josh is that much of a pussy that he can't put on a funny voice cause he's got a bit of a snifflefuckin mong
>>155710090worked yourself into a shoot kid
Your family shipping you off to another state on a day where they knew you would get shitfaced may have been subtle hint
>>155710039
>>155709968I remember the far less successful Khamzat Chimaev project.
Could he beat Ilia? 100% serious answers only.
>>155710132No.
>>155710132No
I hope Islam beats Garry. I don’t want him as champ. He and O’Malley are bad ambassadors for white MMA
>>155710132at what
>>155709767nigger I'm not finna drink no tea
>>155710132In his prime? pretty easily considering even gaethje could do it
>>155710132Only if you can convince him Illia is black
cuddling with a cat is significantly superior than heeming wmma
ey I'm from lousiana dawg
12 days left
>>155710132Yeah unironically. They’re in open stance and it’ll be very hard for Ilia to even reach him with his overhand
garth did it. i need a new boy now. it's picrel <3
Dustin would've been champ if he had fitting pants growing up
>>155710132depends of his chin
>>155710172you did what you could doo
FACT : Cyril Gane has never ever been knocked out.
best part was the cop cuffing him from as far away as possible doo was terrified
>>155708866100%. The hood ones say nigga and the racist ones say the Bo word. It's actually weirder if they don't say it at all means they probably moved there from California or something.
>bro that cop was heckin shook!you retards know training ufc doesn't make you immune to bullets right?
>training ufc
>>155710454you could hear dustin's bayou accent creeping through. he obviously suppresses this when he's sober and the alcohol is helping him be his true self, just like it does for me.
>>155710487b you don't have to constantly try to argue my post was accurate it was the best part
I trained this guy's mom, really tamed that wild pussy : >>155710487
>>155710132pre divorce toporia fucking kills this swamp rat
>>155710391this nigga really booked a flight to spain to post that shit
>>155710544pre marriage ilia kills khabitch and islam on the same night. women will flush you faster than anything else which is why the brazzas keep it real with bacha bazi bussyboys
>>155710591Homosexual and paedophilic post.
Your cope for when Tom Nolan wins the title?
>>155710532watch more bodycam footage. that's just how cops behave when they're trying to avoid killing a person.
let’s fucking go you guys
>>155710658Fuck you man
>>155710671nah I have stuff to do I'm not watching negrotube thanks thought but really no thanks
>>155710658who
>>155710672zesty
>>155710658someone needs to be holding it for my boy's two division reign of terror
>Are you Dustin Poirier? >MAN FUCK YOU BRUHsuch a memeable vid
>>155710421Never even lost a striking round
>>155710696Name me one thing in this world better than watching feral niggers get shot
>>155710696I hope you're aware you just conceded your bussy to me
>>155710132Dustin 100% knocks Ilia outIlia has very little experience against southpaws and Poirier has shown time and time again that he can actually fight in the back foot. Draws Ilia on to a counter and ends him with a right hookThis is one of those matchups where you expect the guy with the glass jaw to die and then he doesn't
gane was heemed out cold by tuivasa and still won the round
I'm a trained fucking assassin
>>155710775I'm going to the beach with my family as an excuse to swing through Tito's Cantina.
Try those shenanigans at my airport and I go full John McClane on your butt
Honestly if I got kicked from my flight randomly I would be pissed as fuck too I prolly paid like a hunny and now I can't go to the crib
>>155710775pizza pot and pussy
How da FOOK are there 2.5 million people who want to watch a Gooby interview in 2026?
ok I was too ashamed to ask but what the fuck was they going to do at the crib, Dustin and the boys? Would Jolie have been there? At the crib I mean
>>155710895>trusting helwanis numbershas umar taught you nothing brazza
>>155710895The type of guy who watch MMA guru and Lucas TracyThe MMA midcore. More engaged than the casual fan but they still don't know shit.
2 point 5 milly is pretty egregious though even by 'wani standards, we can reasonably assume around 5 percent watched it so some 125k still a big audience, about 10 times a LTGP release
Why is no one discussing wmma title fight mackenzie dern vs gillian robertson?
having sex with mackenzie dern would be very nice
>>155710932
>>155710932post pics so I decide wether I bother masturbating or not
>>155710895there's only one macdaddy
>>155710932robertson being on a five fight win streak surprised me also gillian is now more attractive than dern funny how things work out
>>155710948implying your not wanking all day anyway malaka
>>155710958this is basically me. I'm basically conor (but better)
>>155710658Tom Noone? Beast of the bush
you did what you could heem
Looking back on it, Dustin definitely didn't manage a charity properly. Probably drank all the donations
>>155710967I got Jolie on a leash, trained to work on my meng on command
has italy been seen since dustin got arrested
>>155709116>If I speak fake russian, will I get away with it?
>>155709116Should have just put dustbin out of his misery, lads brains been battered too much to enjoy life any more. Theres no escape.
>>155711049
Suicide by cop would've been crazy
Investigate Jolie Poirier.
Investigate Jolie Porier's back
Louisiana crawfish boil
Investigate Jolie Poiriers Louisiana crawfish boil
NPC Fake ones can't stop catching L's
>>155709628excellent post
>>155711121Imagine the bussy leakage that occurred when The Hybrid came charging at the, buffalo dip in lip and ready to brawl
I wouldn't fuck with myself you know that Gooby fella heemed Jolie Poirier diamond helwanis rocked that pussy fuck that bang up cooking up trouble with Volk as the king wow Chael Sonnen said that whatever they make is who is El Cucuy what Americas next top Model wait
Me comforting jolie
many are saying this
What company would you create for Justin Gaethje if you were Dana?
homeboys name was dawlgwalk
>>155711193the retarded faggot company and sit that dope at the helm and watch it sink on his own dime
>>155711193one that makes no money
nigga
>>155711218Calm down dustin
>>155711193I'd put him in charge of concessions at the Apex. Give him a little store front, he can brew coffee, make pastries. We'll call it Gaethje's Patisserie.
Gaethje said he likes to bust a nut in the shower before a fight because he might die in the cage. Did he rub one out at the White House?
>>155711239this is actually a great idea, kind of like Cooking with volk but even gayer
>>155711239I like this. He could sell some German Mexican fusion cuisine too. Currywurst Tacos, maybe some cocktails ala Tito's Cantina
>>155711193power fap
It's like rain on your wedding dayIt's a free ride when you've already paidIt's the good advice that you just didn't takeAnd who would've thought? My nigga
>>155711193I’d launder money through this nigga then make him the fall guy when the Dems get back in
>>155711255>>155711256I'd make him do commercials so he has to say "Come on by Gaethje's Patisserie, we have croissants, crullers, eclaires, all the delicacies you can envision!"
>>155710895It's me
Who is the GOAT at public disturbance; BJ Pen or Dusty Pooria?
you pussy boy
>>155711307There's no way Gaethje can say all of those words
>>155711331https://youtu.be/ZKVXBsMUuyk?is=quwaV7KbcFGm3c8W
>*fist bumps after spending 20 minutes threatening to beat you and your boys up*Classic mma moment
trying to rewrite bob dylan hurricane about dustin but too uninspired maybe later keep your eyes peeled
>>155711355If you can conceive it you can believe it. Then you achieve it.
>>155711341I'd close with a shot of him walking into the Apex then looking over his shoulder, winking and saying "Allons-y!"
>>155711355Looking forwars to it b
justin and his dad should sell beer
All of Dustin's cards were marked in advanceThe flight was a pig-circus, he never had a chanceThe TSA showed Dustin was a drunkard from the slumsTo the heemers who watched, he was a revolutionary bumAnd to the TSA he said pull up niggaNo one doubted that the officer wished to pull the triggerAnd though he could not produce the gunThe diamond said he did the best he could achieveAnd the all-white heemsters agreed
>>155711193gaethje's rock shoveling service $1 per ton
>>155711252check your drawers, trump
The reason Volk got into cooking was because he heard of "coq au vin", and mistook it for "cock", thinking he was gonna be sucking cock. He also misread "cooking" as "cocking", as he thought he was gonna be running around sucking cock all day.
>>155711458
>>155703450you will never be a real champion tom you have no defences, you're not undisputed, you're haven't even beaten the lineal champ, you are a glorified interim champ twisted by marketing into a crude mockery of the sport's legitimacy
>>155711414kek i see you noticed which verse
I think the UFC needs to have a live band for big events like the White House card.
>>155711458how is this funny?
>>155711504this but a gimmick like they're all dwarves or have some noticeable condition like downs
Guys go stiff when Volk gets his hands on 'em
>>155711504This but it's just Gaethje doing one of those one man band things
COLBY WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING!
>>155711521You had to be there
>>155711540yeah this isn't funny either
>>155711458>>155711521it's funny because it is cock in wine in english so volk thought he was answering a craigslist ad for some suckin n fuckin and sweetden is feigning naive innocence for comedic effectat least that's my reading of the text
>>155711521you don't suck enugh cook buday
>>155711549I can't handle rejection do not @ me ever again
Your cock is in wine?
it has a certain je ne sais croix
>>155711585booze soaked tampon in ass sandpapered meng in glass it's little saturday after all
>>155711556man fuck you
It's too fucking hot
dustin has inspired me to get wrecked and find a policeman to call nigga today
buday got cut
>>155711636To shreds?
nah fuck you im going to a zz top concert today
why do these pussies let dana white just underpay them, i just don't get it
>>155711680there are lots of things you don't get pussy money hespect, etc
>>155711680Dana does not deal with fighter contracts.
>>155711705>>155711705>>155711705
>>155711680that's why francis is a real one
>>155709412she looks better bogged than here
>>155709220>>155709259Doo said he was on peptides last week
