Welcome aboard, gentlemen.
>>155711172Umm why is Argentina massaging France's crotch?
>>155711172Based
>>155711172sensible chuckle
>>155711225just a bit of banter with the lads
>>155711172REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>155711172>>155711240>>155711259Can I take your order, sirs?
>>155711172Insanely soulful image. I kneel.
>>155711172Dont mind if I do, son.
>>155711270Your finest spaghetti alla carbonara please
>>155711172JeJ the waiter, the TV and our USA guy is FAT
We ALL know we will anyways so
>>155711225It's a friendship caress, you wouldn't get it
>>155711279>>155711295Champagne, sirs?>>155711297Coming right up, sir.
>>155711298for me is the colombian Pepe's nose
>>155711172Ah, finally, the hydration break. I was getting thirsty. Thanks Italy.
>>155711172Beautiful.
>>155711172The bloody waiter kek.
>>155711172AI slop. not at all sovl
>>155711172Please let us in guys.The whole Cabo Verde thing was a mistake.I'll swear we won't choke against Uruguay
>>155711295Poopoo peepee
Post some music.Let's get this party started
>>155711444https://youtu.be/KQ6zr6kCPj8?si=FEKl3AyAjxfWas7q&t=187
Reporting in before certain victory
>>155711554Mashallah brother
>>155711172the others are basically on a rowing boat behind
>>155711172I'm famously stingy with my (You)'s, but even I will open up my purse strings for this
>>155711270One Powerade™ in 23mins, please
>>155711302>>155711348What are you doing in this thread? Shoo shoo!
>>155711172>>155711240kek impressive pic lad
Fellow qualified, any hopes and dreams for the rest of the competition?
>>155711172>italy
>>155711786Not being disqualified prematurely against (You)
>>155711295this is why bangla supports us
>>155711844so be it, youre all negros to me regardless
>>155711786I'm thinking a cheeky knockout win against Cape Verde
>>155711172>Hei Giuseppe! Pell deg over hit med en iskald Peroni, kjapt som faen nå!
>>155711172>Colombiakek, nice image
Eliminated countries can become our prostitutes.Dibs on Panamanian sluts.
What happeend to my Powerade? italy really can't do anything
i do say gentlemen, i wonder how those with less than us are feeling this fine morning
>>155711270I'll have your Chicken Parm and do bring out a pack of your coldest coors light beer for my table
>>155711172Good morning sirs
/desu/bros, whats the holdup?
Hi can I join as your bartender please during Powerade hydration breaks?
>>155712578Turkish sluts for me
>>155712683tend this*unzips dick*
>>155711172Where the bitches at?? Ok just gimme some Coca Cola and I can wait
>>155711172>Argentina's handOH NO
This shit is already riggedUS (FIFA #14) opponentsParaguay (FIFA #37)Australia (FIFA #26)Turkie (FIFA #32)Bosnia (FIFA #65) or Qatar (FIFA #56)Japan (FIFA #16) opponentsNetherlands (FIFA #8)Tunisia (FIFA #57)Sweden (FIFA #36)Brazil (FIFA #5) or Morocco (FIFA #6)
Please let us in the Ghana match was a mistake Are Harry was feeling the effects of a witch doctors curse
>>155711676>>155712644Right on the way, sirs
>>155711225white boys always crave the bbc.
>>155711172good image
>>155712702Impale that bitch like a kebab
>>155711240
>>155711172Arriving tonight to join you lads
and then, get this, they said "we're just like you, fellow cumbro!"
>>155711270Two number 9sA number 9 largeA number 6 with extra dipA number 7Two number 45s (one with cheese)And a large soda
>>155713987Funny, these Conmebol shitters are the same way. A draw with Cape Verde and Curacao, can you believe that?
>>155711172We be joining you later tonight lads.
>>155711172I really, really like this picture.
>>1557112401 Limoncello Spritz
>>155711270I'll take a Michelob ULTRA®, the official drink of the World Cup 2026.Michelob ULTRA®, superior light beer.
NOOOOOO DON'T LEAVE YET YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WE'RE ON OUR WAAAAY
>>155714174
>>155713657not if i have anything to say about it
It’s over for USA. Even if we win all our games, we have to face Germany in the quarter finals. Fuck this WC
>>155714422America is one of the few with talented, not onle pacey, ngubus; they can dribble and get in the red zone and score from close range. Plus Pulisic has been great feeding them balls.
>>155711225Friendly troca-troca with our bro
>>155714454I just can’t see it happening, theirs levels to the game and Germany isn’t Australia or Turkey. Was hoping America would fall on Mexicos side of the bracket.
>>155714422Germany would have to make it to the semis to face us. We've gotta get through asSpain
>>155714238
>>155714422Making it to the quarter finals is a good outcome for a country that doesn't care about the sport
>>155711172Glad to be here.
>>155714717kek
>>155714095>>155714174On the way, sirs.
>>155714786We’d care if we made it that far
put me in the screencap
>>155714812running a train on this whorse
I will sacrifice every virgin in 4chan to the gods for a mexico grand final dont care if we get 7-1'd
Why do other teams even bother. Only France, Argetina and maybe Spain have any chance.
Kino thread, bumping.
>>155714717jajajaja
>>155714717Kek
Cheers
Call me when they open the 9-point club
/who/ will join us after today, gentlemen?
>>155714717insane
>>155714717heh
WELCOME IN, SWISSERLAND!
/DESU/ STRONGONLY ÖSIS REMAIN
Hop in, Swissfags. You made it.
SUUUUUUUUIIIIIIII
>>155723394Well done
We're in
>>155723385And Canada too, all the hosts are here.
>>155711270Cappuccino with Spaghetti please.
>>155723438Hello mate. Did you bring the maple syrup?
>>155711172>>155711240The Mexico one should be the fat one. Take out Mexicans from our statistics and we are definitely not the fattest
>>155711172>France with the "draw me like one of your French girls" poseIngenious
>>155711240lost it
Suisse are always really good in the margins, your qualifications, your group stages, your nations leagues, but they always seem to come up short in the latter stages of major tournamentsI like this guy Ricardo Rodriguez though, I feel like I've seen him play for suisse so many times over the years and always put in a good shift, and now it looks like they've got some decent attacking talent that might bring them furtherThey are never really brought up as dark horses
salut
>>155723603prost mountain jews
>>155711270shrimp carbonara with extra peas and cream, garlic bread on the side, and a salad with italian dressing. I'll also get a sprite, with extra ice.
>>155723475
>>155723603Prost!
Almiron, from Paraguay, was censored and was expelled just for insulting an adversary while concealing his mouth, in 20 of june of 2026, in the World Cup.FIFA will pay for doing this to him.This is the WORST WORLD CUP EVER.FIFA is censoring us… FIFA will pay for this.
>>155723979Finally got image banned?
>Mexico wasnt the weakest in the CUM Alliancegreat
>>155711172Here for the first time ever in the KO roundsShitty we aren't at home for it as one of the hostsShitty loss against the SwissHere's hoping we can actually move forward
>>155723394Good to see you here! Can't say you didn't deserve to win today.
>32 teamsI request a cruise liner
>>155723603hello there, emma
Last one to pass gets a silly haircut
>>155711172Basado
>>155724866satono is a brazil ultra
>>155711172ITS GETTING SMELLY IN HERE
>tfw we're about to booty blast south korea
>>155724907>brazilNyo...
get on board, 9 point VIP lounge opens tomorrow
>>155724907She literally has Argentine blood
>>155711270>wop slopNo thanks
>>155725135>Mexico (vs Czechia)>Germany (vs Ecuador)>USA (vs Turkey)>France/Norway against each other>Colombia (vs Portugal)>Argentina (vs Jordan)how many of us will make it there?
>>155711270Pineapple pizza for the lads
>>155723549American food made them fat.
>>155723549>fattest parts of America are the south and midwest full of whites and blackscope harder, fatty
>>155724907The owners of the Satono horses irl import Argentinian mares to breed new foals. Dia is one of those born from an Argie mare.
>>155711172I just noticed the coke on Colombia's face
>>155733257I thought it was Ecuador because of this...
welcome brazil and moroccofuck off back to your haggis and manskirts scotland
>>155711172>>155711240holy shit
whatsup CRACKERS
>>155723482>Cappuccino with Spaghetti please.Terrible combination, lfmao
Isn't Spain technically qualified by having four points? Even if they lose to Uruguay. Unless one expects very few third-placed teams ending with three or less points.
>>155734451Welcome, fren
>>155711270your finest whisky mixed with redbull, please
>>155734502¿Cómo te explicó? Son 6 puntos, no 4. Por favor, regresa más tarde.
>>155711444>lyrics work very well with the OP pichttps://voca.ro/1g8PYAuQKKlohttps://on.soundcloud.com/pkxlqnUbR1FG30jGliSong: Norway vs Senegal (Haaland Want Snu Snu)[LYRICS]>you're gonna regretti not having spaghetti at this World Cup>the wops would booty-blast any of these shit fucking teams>das it mane>Haaland is scary>he's a vat-grown baby, based on ancient Viking DNA, just fucking look at him:>Caveman genetics. Humanity in its purest, rawest form.>HAALAND>HAALAND>HAALAND>God I love that caveman like you wouldn't believe>If Haaland scores one more>I POST GOON>What the fuck, I come home from work expecting to watch the Norway match and the France match is still ongoing?>This isn't /comfy/ at all...>Uh oh Viking bros....The Africans are striking back.>HAALAND>HAALAND>HAALAND>God I love that caveman like you wouldn't believe>If Haaland scores one more>I POST->HAALAND>HAALAND>HAALAND>God I love that caveman like you wouldn't believe>If Haaland scores one more>I POST GOON>ON GOD: >I POST GOON>sea flat worms are genderless, they are born with male and female organs. to reproduce, they battle each other, and whoever loses gets pregnant and gives birth.>DONT FORGET TO HYDRATE GUYS>I hope they’re getting good sleep, dreaming of better things.>i need plenty of rest in case tomorrow is a great day>every day>i fail...>but every day>i try again
>>155724907we don't have umas, anon>but hishi amazonamerican heritage
>>155711263Calm down, Giuliano.Remember what happened last time the Copa was in the USA.
>>155711172>American is fat and eating Why?
>>155734502>are we qualified to post in a thread for those who have 6+ points if we don't have 6+ points>asSpain education
>>155734821>Why?Cause 40% of Americans are fat?
ho ho hee hoo
>>155711172PLEASE LET US ON BOARD WE WILL DEFINITELY BEAT PANAMA PLEEEEAASE
I want norway to lose or draw against france intentionally to get second place and steam roll the ivory coast just to get a brazil - norway round of 16. A 1998 repeat on steroids, followed by a england demolition in the quarters
>>155715643shuttle is cute and wholesome not a whorse
Holy fuck, it's happening
>>155723549Right.........
>>155734845But Argentina and Mexico are at 36%Not that much leaner.
>>155734938That's a penis.
>>155734938A dong?
>>155711172Uncover your mouth, pibe.
>>155712909Not if they lose tomorrow.
>>155734986>But Argentina and Mexico are at 36%Yeah, I didn't know that, that's crazy. Some people correlate that to income inequality, because poorer your are, the more processed food you end up eating. Brazil is only 22% ~~ 26%, Brazil has a lot of processed food too. We just don't eat them. Brazilians usually prefer to eat at local pizzerias and local burger shops than buying fast food and such, specially because you can buy home made cuisine and such for a lower price than the actual processed food.
>>155735480These countries could do well like Japan, 4% only, they should just make processed food unavailable or scarce, but that's not gonna happen, because there's corporations behind it and a lot of people making money off of it. They sell shit food, because artificial ingredients are cheaper.
>>155735500They are trying to send a message to all spics, and they consider us spics as well.
Well well well... this place is filling up fast.Hey Italy, another round of snacks for our guests. What would you guys like on this fine evening?
>good guysUSA, Mexico, Norway, Colombia, Morocco, Switzerland, Mexico>bad guysArgentina, France, England, Canada, Germany, Brazil>Absolute neutralityBosnia
>>155735781>Argentina>bad guys
>>155735480>Some people correlate that to income inequality, because poorer your are, the more processed food you end up eatingYes, because most poor people are lazy and retarded, which is also why they're poor in the first place.
>>155723549Yeah remove the statispics plz & thanx
Can we throw Mexico overboard for delivering a slurper?
Good evening 9 points VIP club, italian a cerveza and some ceviche please.
>>155714717/sp/ is still alive
>>155737983I'm sorry I can't understand 6pointer. Can any one translate?
we'll be waiting for you lads in the VIP club
>>155711270Luigi, 3(three) more beers. Take them to the EXCLUSIVE 9 point VIP lounge please.Thanks.
>>155740120Sorry Mexibro I wasn't familiar with your countries game.
>>155711302We can still come 3rd if we lose to Panama by 3 goals and Croatia/Ghana draw
Evening niggas what's good?>>155711270I need you to sing this for me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnFlx2Lnr9Q chop chop Giovanni
>>155734502You lose to Uruguay and Cape Verde win then you're in the 3rd place cuck clubhouse
>>155711270One, gabagool please
Emiliano 3 ceviches to the 9 point VIP room and bring me your roman whore.
Reminder that UEFA has the same number of eliminated teams as CONCACA so far
>>155742699Dubs don't lie now can you imagine Curaçao pulling it off tomorrow
>>155711270I'll have your entire cocktail menu!
>>155711172Why are we being laughed at, we 100% qualifed with 4 points after 2 games no?
>If Ecuador doesn't beat Germany tomorrow it guarantees every single team with 4 points into the next round >We still have 2 games left between two teams with 3 points (Australia - Paraguay, Algeria - Austria)90 minutes sideways passing kino incoming
Hi. I guess we're facing South Africa. This is not what anyone expected.
>>155711270Macaroni cheese with ham please
>>155743036I brought some biltong to share with them.
>>155735781>Canada>Bad guysThe fuck did we do?
who will stop us, bros?
>>155743145Stop being giant faggots for one
>>155743193That doesn't really make us bad guys in the sports world, just jobbers
>>155711270Mexican Style pizzaExtra beans
>>155711172why does mexico, france and norway look so hecking smug
>>155743234I simp for she
>>155712578K-pop stars for me
Vocaroo anon here. For those who remember last WC, I voiced the Foot Ball Z saga. I have also had the honor of voicing shanasty bodkins at the bacon bowl, the funeral of davonkus Jackson, and many other vocaroos on /sp/ee both beloved and completely flopped. I am waiting patiently for a story to develop. I love you all, and cannot wait to earrape you with my horrible microphone and repritoire of six (6!!!) different voices.
>>155743287good
>>155742968Security, take this disgusting 4pointer and throw him overboard.Thanks
>>155711172kek
>>155711240how have they fallen so much?
I saw a Czech, cleaning the toilets, throw him overboard. Now! along with the Korean cook.
>>155714717BASED>>155743310POWERED BY DURACELL
>>155743411But I wanted KImchi
>>155711240top kek
>>155711270Uno spaghetti bolognese and a meat feast pizza tah mate
>>155711240Fucking kek, I'm not even mad. That's a good one.
>>155711172What's happening here?
6 points club is so passée... 9 Points VIP Club is the new hot thing in town
>>155743612this
>>155711172Man... I think I'm actually starting to like this World Cuphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs6Y4kZ8qtw
>>155743612puro pinshi pary in mexico rait nau
>>155711240lmao
You can only reply to me if you have 9 points. 6 pointers need not apply
>>155711172>draw literal who groupsargentina and usa are going to face brutal reality and gbtfo once they play real teams.
>>155744479No decent teams have played any decent teams yet.
reminder, if Colombia win they avoid Spain and end up playing Argentina in a kino copa rematchwe NEED Colombia to win
I haven't seen Norway's games. How much are they getting carried by the down syndrome viking?
>>155744553a LOTHe specially loves to sneak up on enemy goalkeepers and sprint towards them at incredible hihg speeds.
>>155744326And you can only reply to me if you won't get knocked out by the english in the round of 16
>>155743322thread is /qualifed/ tho
>>155744774>6 point clubcan't you read your own language?
>>155744553The first drawing is so inaccurate it's bothering me. The second one is funny though.
>>155723549pssssssshhhhhhh
>>155734938haha benis
>>155743193KEK what a KWAB
Good morning guys. What did I wake up to?
>>155745498You woke up to Korea shitting the bed. Welcome aboard.
>>155743567holy shit great picture
>>155744774The general is /qualified/ but the club and lounge is for 6 pointers
>>155745134Ohh NHL like it but i would like to follow the matches and be a real fan
We are not getting past quarter finals, if we even get there.>South Africa will be far more motivated than ever before to win. Even if odds are in our favor, they're going to put up a fight>If we beat them, there's no fucking question we're facing the Netherlands, and they play a pretty nasty game. Realistically, we're not getting past them, but it's not possible.>If we somehow beat them, it's either France or Germany we're facing. Teams with way more depth than us.We are so fucked.
>>155711172Wonder how the third place qualifier boat is? Probably everyone scrambling from the titanic to try and find their own lifeboat.
>>155735781
>>155726141ill be watching these games>i notice a bunch of non-6 pointers in the threaditaly, please remove them from the premises and inform me when the VIP 9 point club opens up, will you?
>>155735480>>155734986Mexico doesn't surprise me but Argentina? I've never seen obese Argentines. Like you know American-sized landwhales. Maybe some Bolivians somewhere. Italians tend to be skinny.
Good morning spee
