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do NOT look up how old you'll be for the next WC
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>>155714668
I'll be 25.
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>40
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Same age as Ronaldo.
And my son will be old enough to actually watch :)
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>>155714668
35, so I'll probably be married and have a couple of kids. looking forward to it
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how do I look it up guys
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Why would you need to look it up?
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>When I get older, I will be stronger
Are you anon?
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>>155714705
I was afraid to ask. Thanks for sacrificing king
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>38
unc still got it, baby
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67 god damn
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>>155714705
2030 +1016 - Your year of birth -506 -510=
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I will be in my prime, there's no stopping me
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>>155714728
I don't know about you, but I'm feeling younger in my mind despite looking older all the time
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>>155714668
I'm I suppose to be surprised that a tournament held every 4 years means I'll be 4 years older for the next one?
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>>155714784
you feel 17 right?
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>>155714728
getting older just made me into a fat alcoholic so idk about that
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>>155714668
57
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AI doesn’t know, pls help
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>>155714668
39
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>>155714784
yep thats the boomer delusion setting in.
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>>155714728
I am
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>>155714668
22
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38 I don't know if I can do this. Getting older is shit.
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>>155714668
>40
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>>155714668
I already made my peace
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>>155714668
>38
its over
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Wtf are there so many uncs over here.
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>>155714668
Jokes on you I’ll be dead
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early 1990s bros, where u at
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>>155714668
>the last world cup was 27 years ago
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>25
Its fucking over
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>>155714668
I’m already old so I don’t give a fuck lol
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>>155714668
30
I guess this is the last world cup I will truly enjoy
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>>155714668
>coming here since I was 16
>Will be 41 in 2030
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>>155714915
'92 crew here bro
>>155714860
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>>155714668
>tfw Oasis' What's The Story Morning Glory is closer to the moon landing than we are to Oasis' What's The Story Morning Glory
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>tfw almost nobody is old enough to have witnessed prime R9, just fat R9 at best

Everything is clear now
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>38
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>>155714668
44 :/
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>>155714668
I will only be 32 which is still young and I will still have time
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Don't worry guys. Scientists have got us covered :)

https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-01836-7
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42
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>>155715006
fuck, time flies french anon.. how did we get so old? i was 22 like a few weeks ago
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are people trolling or is this place really full of this many uncs wtf?
I thought I was going to be on the older side being 35 then but I'm seeing late 30s and 40s
imagine still being here and posting about Lamal or some shite. that's gonna be so grim
do you guys have an exit strategy? I'm hoping to not be posting for the next one
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>>155715262
>do you guys have an exit strategy?
ohnonono
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>>155715262
there is NO exit strategy man
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>>155714705
Yeah same question desu
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STOP USING THE WORD UNC
FUCKING SICK OF IT
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>>155715262
>exit strategy
kek good one
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>>155715262
>exit strategy
heh... I had one of those when I was your age too, kid *lights cigarette*
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>>155715262
I dunno about other boards but /sp/ seems like the most normal one, it's true you get the odd anime poster but for the most part you can post here and be a well adjusted dude
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>>155715262
I prefer the imageboard reply format to all others.
Simple as.
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>been on this side since about 2007
just realised this. bit grim ngl
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As old as CR7 is right now. How fucked am I?
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>>155714668
>mfw I'll be legally allowed to post here
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>>155714668
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>>155715262
>exit strategy
I want an entrance strategy. I'm so god damn busy lately.
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>>155714668
34
I don't think I'll watch anymore by that time, I'll be older than 99% of players
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>>155714668
I'll be 5
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>32
I dont know what to say but I wish I will have a wife and family by then
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>>155714683
VGH how much I wish I was still in my early twenties
t. 27
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>>155714728
I guess so, my lifting numbers got better compared to 2022
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Life is passing us by
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>>155715262
us "uncs" were teenagers back when 4chan was still somewhat new
not so surprising
most of us grew up here
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>>155714684
Same, kek. But surely by then our lives will have turned around brother
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>>155714728
I am indeed in the best shape of my life right now.
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>>155714668
>116
Oh fuck
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>22
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>>155714668
I'll be 30
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lads where did time go? and why does everything feel so different after covid
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>not even 30 yet
>still virgin
>libido not there anymore
>went from fapping daily to once a week
>dont even get hard anymore
>the good feelings from fapping barely do anythin against the crushing weight of reality
grim, I dont look forward to the future

>>155715262
my exit strat was killing myself at 25 but I just couldnt fucking do it
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>>155715352
this, posting on /sp/ is miles better than /a/ or /pol/ lol
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44. i don't come here anymore except for the big events. pretty shit site these days.

These kids don't even know about /englishgoalkeeping/
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>>155714668
>37
it's over
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>>155715262
This site is almost 23 years old anon. Do you really think people "move on" To where? Listening to your coworkers talk about cringy lame shit they saw on tiktok?
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>28
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>>155714668
34 fml
>>155715262
>exit strategy
kwab you will be here in 4 years
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>>155715262
>I'm hoping to not be posting for the next one
Bro, you're posting here at the age of 35. Your exit strategy should've been when you were 25 at the very most. Now you're here forever lmao
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>>155714668
I will be dead bc I'm benjamin button.
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i'm contemplating moving to england and wasting my life working in some village pub with my british bros
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>>155715262
>I'm hoping to not be posting for the next on
Why do so many retards on this site think this place is holding them back or whatever? What is the rationale behind it? I browse this board because it's fun
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>>155715575
I hit it off with my boss at my last job by sending her funny 4chan posts. I see absolutely no reason to "move on" from 4chan.
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>>155715308
where did it even come from? only started seeing it here in the last 2/3 months
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>>155714668
i'll be 34
hope i will be settled in my new position at the office by then, or i'll swallow a 9mm
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>>155714668
23
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>>155715641
Frfr, unc thought he waa still part of the you're still young club
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>>155715515
because some weird shit happened then and literally the world (which was already on a steep decline post 2010-2012) got uber shit and they decided to put the time button on 1.75x
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I’m so scared of being 32
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>>155715749
you are probably on a list
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>>155715763
>at the office
you'll be swallowing it either way
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>>155715843
Hopefully the list of people glowies want to have a beer with.
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>>155715757
it's short for 'uncle'
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>>155715874
i know that retard. that wasn't my question. learn to read
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>>155714668
31
Probably will be a Wizard too
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>>155714668
46
and 3 kids
so what? still gonna goon in stickies
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>>155715914
Any advice for a mid 30's youngling like myself? how to get a good romanian woman?
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>>155715947
go rural
farthest town from any city if 15k+ ppl
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lads give it to me straight. im 30. will i die alone in my flat with no one realising im dead until the smell of me rotting permeates to the neighbours?
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>>155715262
Where the fuck is there to go?
The rest of the internet sucks ass. Reddit is gay. Even with a wife and kids I still come to this site daily. You anime fags are my only friends. I feel closer to you guys than my wife.
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34
>>155715889
As most things nowadays, it came from ebonics
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>>155715889
it's derived from 'uncle', that's where it's from. it's not just 3 random letters like how you thought lmao
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>>155714668
Holy shit I'm gonna be 40
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>>155715743
>I browse this board because it's fun
This. One of the very few boards that isn't filled to the brink with aging miserable humorless schizophrenics. Probably because sports tends to attract mentally sound people, mostly.
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>>155716065
are you fucking dense? FROM WHERE did the phrase originate in this form? not what does the phrase mean? mong. you must be a jeet
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>>155714668
>i'll be in my 30s
Just kill me already
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>>155714668
My dad still talks about freaking Paolo Rossi 1982
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>>155715757
>where did it even come from?
american teenage youtubers and roblox/fortnite
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>28
hope my life changes drastically by then
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>>155716102
Does it really matter? It's just an abbreviation that people clicked with.
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>>155716083
>Holy shit I'm gonna be 40
>>155716108
>>i'll be in my 30s
Only if you're lucky.
There's no guarantees, this is not shopping for a washing machine.
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>>155716135
thank you based romano
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>>155714684
same and I don't give a fuck
at some point you gotta accept aging
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>>155716102
>the phrase
it's a word sanjay
>originate in this form
it's just an abbreviation as >>155716145 also said. projecting hard with the jeet thing as english is clearly your 2nd or 3rd language if you can't work this much out mate
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This is very bloggey but I find myself pining for my college days and my college friends and girls I dated in high school and college
I’m 33 and married but I’m not sure if I’d call it a happy marriage. Maybe I just need an exit. Idk.
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>>155716197
insufferable cunt. neck yourself. not my fault you have the reading comprehension of a 4 year old
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>>155716207
>I’m not sure if I’d call it a happy marriage
wifey dot com is always looking for fresh faces
good honest money too
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>>155714668
Over 40? Yeah
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>sanjay mad because he couldn't into abbreviations
back to mumbai with you thanks pal
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>>155716102
It's from Black America, of course. Where the hell else would slang come from? What are you, a fucking alien?
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there must be more to life
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desu this WC has been so bad idk if I can be bothered watching another
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>37
>my daughter will be 5
I never imagined myself being this old
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>35
>my daughter will be 2
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38, i have no daughter
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>36

I hope I'm married next WC
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>>155714684
>42
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Time is an illusion...but illusion is about to end
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dont feel sad about getting older,
feel sad about the anons who wont make it to the nex wc
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27
watching sports is a giga boomer activity based on this thread
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>>155715262
>exit strategy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCe-vBGRFag
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>>155715362
this
>t. zoomer
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>>155715449
>I dont know what to say but I wish I will have a wife and family by then
this is what i always wish to happen before next world cup
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>>155716404
ayo, mayne, don't be so rough on CR7 fans
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>>155714705
I think you need google premium or something to find it.
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>>155716357
>>155716318
How do you have daughters as a 4channer?
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>>155715262
you're here forever.
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>>155714668
>30

At least I'll be a wizard
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>>155716541
beins in bagina :DDD
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>>155716541
I dont have one yet but im just hoping that i will have before next world cup
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>>155716589
are egyptian women worth it?
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>>155715262
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>>155716541
you have sex with a woman as a 4channer and then the women creates the baby who may turn out to be a daughter
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>>155716062
I l-love you too, Anon…
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>>155716594
>>155716637
i mean, how did you meet your wives
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>>155716663
i dont know i dont have a wife or a girlfriend even
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>>155716541
if you're too shy, alcohol helps
if you're poor, lower your standards
eventually you'll see yourself living with someone else and then a child is just the natural next step
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>>155716663
Tinder
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>>155716452
the past 4 yearshave been my peak, graduated and escaped 3ed world I wish I will keep it up
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>>155714668
>48
>52 in Saudi Arabia
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>39
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>>155716739
how did you escape
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I just wanted you anons to know that in my mid 30s I’ve gotten into the best shape of my life
I’ve lost 50 pounds of fat and I’m stronger than I’ve ever been
It’s not too late
>>
If you don't like something, change it
If you don't like your job, quit
If you don't have enough time, stop watching TV
Life is simple
If you're looking for the love of your life, stop
They won't be waiting for you when you start doing things you love
Stop overanalysing
Life is simple
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>>155714668
>44
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That's not really the issue, the dark realization is that I felt old and a man when I wached Messi in 2014....I was 19....
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>>155714668
>mfw i'll be 4 years old next WC
frens, i...
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>>155717625
At least you're french..look at the upsides
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Data harvester thread. Do not reply.
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>>155716541
I came inside of my wifes pussy without protection and 9 months later she gave birth.
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>>155719221
too late
sent to MI5. nothin personnel
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>>155714668
33
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>>155716541
My daughter will be born in September, god willing. Wish me luck, bros.
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>>155720069
Good luck anon.Hopefully everything goes well
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What sucks about being almost 40 is that you expected to be wise and have advice for young people but you have none. It's just blank. The future will suck regardless so do whatever you want
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>>155714668
37
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>>155719221
as if they would need to harvest
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>I'll be older than my dad was when he dies
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>>155714668
Imagine not embracing your actual age and instead constantly resisting an inevitable process and becoming deeply existentially frustrated as a result

Couldn't be me lol

Couldn't be me...
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i've wasted my life
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>>155722957
Mozart and Alexander the Great were dead before 35 but all these anons are going to be here shitposting FINISHED threads about Mbappe when they're 42 yo manchildren kek
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Is dead an age?
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>>155723931
The harsh reality of life
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>>155723586
it's only wasted if you're like 70 and too old to do anything more.
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>>155714668
Next time its in the US I'll be 80 years old and tickets will cost 40,000 dollars each.....
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>31
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>>155724032
He's not lying.

Also most soccer players or any sportsball players will have been replaced by humanoid robots
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>>155715262
I keep getting called unc because I'm a millennial but I have 0 nieces or nephews
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>>155724133
And soccer scores will be within the 100-129 range
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>>155714668
>22
It's over
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dont look up your own "early life" section
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>>155714728
>40
fuck no, have to work at least twice as much and hard in the gym to get results, as well as spend much more time warming up. If I can avoid getting injured that is. Cardio is not that different tho
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>>155715352
this is true only until you see peruvian and malaysian webms in game threads
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>>155715262
>are people trolling or is this place really full of this many uncs wtf?
I'm more surprised when I see younger anons on here. I've been on this website for nearly 20 years. It's been over a decade since I felt like anything fresh or exciting was going on. What still attracts people here?
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>>155714728
I unironically feel an intense urge to kill myself right now, so no
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>>155731593
Don't do it bro. You'll be tormented in hell for all eternity either way. Better live for as long as you can.
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36
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>>155714728
I am getting stronger but only because I've been a fat fuck all my life and I'm finally shaping up before it's too late. Definitely wasted my potential best years.
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>>155715262
you are here forever bitch. when i was depressed back in 2019 i found this place, but i thought i would be gone by 2024 2025 nope you are here forever its a fucking curse
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/sp/'s traffic has gone down severely these past few years, so certainly most people have already escaped this place.
It's just the extra autistic people like you and me that are here forever.
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>>155715743
>Why do so many retards on this site think this place is holding them back or whatever? What is the rationale behind it? I browse this board because it's fun
you just dont end up in this hell hole as a sane human being you just dont. if you are here there is something wrong with you and your life
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>>155714735
Berbatov was still doing it at that age
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>>155714668
>check with AI
>I'm gonna be younger
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>>155720104
I'm still waiting for the day to come when I feel like an adult. I assumed there was just like some switch that flipped one day, but I don't feel any different inside to when I was 16 (except my knees and lower back).
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>>155733222
I came here to blow off steam and never left.
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>>155716207
you niggers hear a gorillion stories about marriage being hell yet still fall for it
deserved
it's not the 80s anymore, you can get plenty pussy without marriage
the love always fades sooner or later
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My oneitis just told me today that she's getting married soon
I already accepted there wouldn't be anything between us years ago but still
it's a very abstract kind of feel, everything feels a bit more bleaker now
my eyes are teary despite feeling numb
not only that, it really rings home that we are at that age already
man I could use a drink tonight
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>>155714668
Shut the fuck up bitch.
>>
47
why does time go so fast.
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This is my last World cup in the 3X
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Why is everyone here so old?

Even the "young ones" will be closer to 30 than 20.
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>>155714668
44
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>i would be 38
i genuinely hope i am not around on earth by the next world cup. i hope im not around by the end of the year. im probably the biggest loser on this entire damn board. i have not accomplished or experienced anything in my life. i live in complete despair and despondency every day. im so far behind in life that theres no point to even try to recover it. im so ashamed. im so humiliated. younger guys, please dont end up like me.
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I'll be 41. I'm proposing to my gf next month, wish me luck bros, my life can be totally different next time we meet
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>>155714668
I’ll be 27 and I’m sure I won’t be posting here. I’ll have a wife and 2 kids and a house.
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>>155714728
This post hit me like a fucking train
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>>155714668
>22
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I only watch American football, is the world cup not every year?
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>>155742606
Every four years, same year as every Winter Olympics.
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ill be 29 for the next one...damn!
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>>155742626
Poor soccer guys
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>>155742428
>i live in complete despair
holy shit same, i didnt even know its a thing until it hit me
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>>155714705
Grok it saar
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i just wont be here for the next
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My birthday is on Friday and I actually just looked over my old journals (I write down my actions every day) to see how my life has changed over the past few years
I went from being broke and unemployed at my aunt's house to getting a driver's license and a job at a factory, then to starting a small brokerage, then to hiring people, and now we're working on our first big acquisition
Aging is a gift that I cherish and honor
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>>155715262
>exit strategy
To where mate?
Life is alright and I have nowhere else where I can basically say whatever the fuck I want
Know what is actually GRIM? You can have way more meaningful and truthful conversations here than with any of the NPCs IRL
4chan is kinda like the last remnant of the old internet
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>>155742785
i wish i had the same drive and self esteem to do such a change.
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Have sex and have children u first world subhumans
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>>155742847
I attribute a massive, massive portion of my wellbeing to those journals. When you write down everything, a few things change.
You have to answer to yourself for every stupid thing you do, so if you get in an argument or just fuck up something important, you need to write down that it happened and basically admit to yourself you're a fucking moron. That makes you not want to do it, because worse than having to bullshit it or admit it to others, you have to tell it to yourself.
You also have days where you don't advance yourself at all (Socially, financially, health, whatever you're working towards) and you just feel like an actual piece of human garbage. I have early journal entries that were just "-Played Paper Mario" "-Ordered DoorDash" and that was my entire day, and looking at that and knowing that's how I spent one of the ~30,000 days we're lucky enough to get is infuriating and unacceptable when you see it so clearly spelled out in front of you
Something a lot of people do that I personally don't since I just do this elsewhere is use it to schedule things and set goals, towards the beginning I did this with things like "Get my license by this date" "Open a checking account by then" and other stuff, it would have been great when I was in college but now I've got CRMs and Siri and all that stuff where I'd basically just be repeating myself
The biggest thing though is just having a way to hold myself personally accountable in a place that I know only matters to me, having to work from that perspective genuinely is life changing
Pic is a section from a couple days ago, I fill out a few pages of these every day now
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Going by the track record
>59
On average I'm dead before then.
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>>155743133
>You have to answer to yourself for every stupid thing you do, so if you get in an argument or just fuck up something important, you need to write down that it happened and basically admit to yourself you're a fucking moron
what about things that are out of your control like luck people shenanigans health scares.
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I'm going to die before the next world cup. It was nice knowing you fags.
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>>155714668
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At least I'll be younger during the next Olympics, and those matter more to me
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>48
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>>155714668
omg
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>>155742714
Don't do it bro
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Don't look up how many world cups you have left to watch in your life
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>>155743535
What's your problem buddy? Cancer patient here myself. I have a 80% chance of being around which isn't too bad I guess.
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>>155743723
It's time we dissolve the majority of these leagues and just centralize everyone to the MLS, with the world cup happening every 2 years now
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>>155743752
lucky bastard. i pray every night to get cancer
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>>155714684
I'm 40 right now
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>>155731593
Same anon, same. Im-fucking-plying I'll still be here for the next WC, sheesh.
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>>155715262
My exit strategy is that my office doesn't have a good guardrail on the observation deck, or knowing the express train schedule on the tracks by my house.
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>>155743939
>or knowing the express train schedule on the tracks by my house.
i ride the subway almost every day and every time the train comes in i have to prevent myself from jumping in front of it.
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>>155716062
Truth. The chan is shit, but it's my shit.
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>>155743752
godspeed
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>>155743959
I feel you. Hopefully a car hits us instead so mom's not as sad.
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>>155714668
>29
it seems most people here are late 20s-30s
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Which world cup had the best memes
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>>155743983
i ride my bike every day and have for years, never gotten hit by a car. i always hope that some car speeds behind me and completely obliterates me without even knowing what happened, i just get turned into a mist.

the fact that im still posting on 4chan in my mid 30s with no life is pathetic enough. threres no chance whatsoever that i ever have any sort of worthwhile, redeemable life. i remember these threads popping up for the last 4 world cups at least. every time i hoped that i would be around for the next one. unfortunately i still am.
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>>155715262
Why need exit strategy? I mean normal people keep using social media all the time even in their 30s and 40s and older but no one says they need to get exit strategy, so why need one here. This is just one kind of social media, one that you can post anonymously.
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>>155716008
I will notice your posts are missing on the /sp/ee, anon
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>>155742563
I'm 28, have not posted here since 2022 when I finally got my life together. Eventually the rest of the internet becomes absolutely unbearable and you crawl back here, completely out of options. My life is fine otherwise. Not really that complicated
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>>155742785
I feel the same way. Went from being a virgin, weed addicted neet living at home to being highly educated, long term gf, and working a nice big boy job in a big city between the ages of 22 and 28. Everything is getting better as I get older, I even feel more creative and energized.
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>40
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>>155744478
>calling yourself a neet living at home when you were a teenager
so yeah, you graduated high school, then went to college and got a great job. what a fucking surprise.
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>>155744511
I was living at home from 18-22, how was this difficult to deduce from my post with me putting "22-28" in it?
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>>155715262
>being a few years older than me doing what I'm doing so lame and cringe
You have very little grasp of reality you nonce spastic faggot.
Grim.
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>>155743802
Don't talk like that man. Even being able to walk under the sun in the world of the living is an immense privilege. I used to be a suicidal retard too, I get it. I can only hope that you have a fake-out cancer scare that imbues you with the perspective without the realness.

>>155743963
Thanks mate

Always think this shit will never happen to you until it does
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>>155715889
Niggers. They use it the most when chatting with their uncle's
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>42
It's over
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>>155714728
Mentally stronger hopefully.
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>>155714668
>34
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>>155715262
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>>155731462
>What still attracts people here?
4chan screencap accounts on twitter and instagram mostly
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You're probably some backend web dev or assorted techoid who cares. Imagine being one of the athletes whose career is actually counted by the days passing by.
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>>155714668
I’ll be 29. i hope i got my shit together by then
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>>155745884
Same. Many blessings to you let’s hope we make it
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>>155745905
Thank you hermano, you as well
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Everyone I love is gonna die
And I will die as well
I think about this before I sleep
And have since I was a child
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>>155714683
Enjoy it goes fast
Get fit
Get married
Get going and make money
Don’t sleep
Your English is good maybe immigrate .

Life is short and youth is shorter
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>>155732376
Do mma
Your country is good at that. You’ll get fit fast
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>>155745988
“Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life… But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin’ else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got heroin?”
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>>155745988
>Your English is good maybe immigrate
GOOD MORNING SIR
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Well fags start training so you can join the Olympics and win a gold medal.
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>>155745988
>Your English is good maybe immigrate .
HELLO SAAAAAAAAR
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27.
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>>155714668
no
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>mfw I remember I actually do have a niece and am literally an uncle
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I may be dead by the next WC, living these past 3 years has been miserable
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>>155714728
Always
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/a_E4KMtywko
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>>155714668
33
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>>155745988
>Your English is good maybe immigrate
is every canadian flag a jeet?
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>>155714668
25 it's so fucking over
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>>155745971
this used to happen to me a lot when I was 13
then I kinda just... stopped caring.
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>>155746943
But why bro
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>>155747827
not fooling anyone there mate. you definitely still care lmao
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>>155714668
you have to look that up?
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>>155714668
Think on this. This WC saw the 1000th WC game.
Almost everyone in this thread will live long enough to see the 2000th because of expanded tournament size.



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