do NOT look up how old you'll be for the next WC
>>155714668I'll be 25.
>40
Same age as Ronaldo.And my son will be old enough to actually watch :)
>>15571466835, so I'll probably be married and have a couple of kids. looking forward to it
how do I look it up guys
Why would you need to look it up?
>When I get older, I will be strongerAre you anon?
>>155714705I was afraid to ask. Thanks for sacrificing king
>38unc still got it, baby
67 god damn
>>1557147052030 +1016 - Your year of birth -506 -510=
I will be in my prime, there's no stopping me
>>155714728I don't know about you, but I'm feeling younger in my mind despite looking older all the time
>>155714668I'm I suppose to be surprised that a tournament held every 4 years means I'll be 4 years older for the next one?
>>155714784you feel 17 right?
>>155714728getting older just made me into a fat alcoholic so idk about that
>>15571466857
AI doesn’t know, pls help
>>15571466839
>>155714784yep thats the boomer delusion setting in.
>>155714728I am
>>15571466822
38 I don't know if I can do this. Getting older is shit.
>>155714668>40
>>155714668I already made my peace
>>155714668>38its over
Wtf are there so many uncs over here.
>>155714668Jokes on you I’ll be dead
early 1990s bros, where u at
>>155714668>the last world cup was 27 years ago
>25Its fucking over
>>155714668I’m already old so I don’t give a fuck lol
>>15571466830I guess this is the last world cup I will truly enjoy
>>155714668>coming here since I was 16>Will be 41 in 2030
>>155714915'92 crew here bro>>155714860
>>155714668>tfw Oasis' What's The Story Morning Glory is closer to the moon landing than we are to Oasis' What's The Story Morning Glory
>tfw almost nobody is old enough to have witnessed prime R9, just fat R9 at bestEverything is clear now
>38
>>15571466844 :/
>>155714668I will only be 32 which is still young and I will still have time
Don't worry guys. Scientists have got us covered :)https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-01836-7
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>>155715006fuck, time flies french anon.. how did we get so old? i was 22 like a few weeks ago
are people trolling or is this place really full of this many uncs wtf?I thought I was going to be on the older side being 35 then but I'm seeing late 30s and 40simagine still being here and posting about Lamal or some shite. that's gonna be so grimdo you guys have an exit strategy? I'm hoping to not be posting for the next one
>>155715262>do you guys have an exit strategy?ohnonono
>>155715262there is NO exit strategy man
>>155714705Yeah same question desu
STOP USING THE WORD UNCFUCKING SICK OF IT
>>155715262>exit strategykek good one
>>155715262>exit strategyheh... I had one of those when I was your age too, kid *lights cigarette*
>>155715262I dunno about other boards but /sp/ seems like the most normal one, it's true you get the odd anime poster but for the most part you can post here and be a well adjusted dude
>>155715262I prefer the imageboard reply format to all others.Simple as.
>been on this side since about 2007just realised this. bit grim ngl
As old as CR7 is right now. How fucked am I?
>>155714668>mfw I'll be legally allowed to post here
>>15571466841>>155715262>exit strategyI want an entrance strategy. I'm so god damn busy lately.
>>15571466834I don't think I'll watch anymore by that time, I'll be older than 99% of players
>>155714668I'll be 5
>32I dont know what to say but I wish I will have a wife and family by then
>>155714683VGH how much I wish I was still in my early twentiest. 27
>>155714728I guess so, my lifting numbers got better compared to 2022
Life is passing us by
>>155715262us "uncs" were teenagers back when 4chan was still somewhat newnot so surprisingmost of us grew up here
>>155714684Same, kek. But surely by then our lives will have turned around brother
>>155714728I am indeed in the best shape of my life right now.
>>155714668>116Oh fuck
>22
>>155714668I'll be 30
lads where did time go? and why does everything feel so different after covid
>not even 30 yet>still virgin>libido not there anymore>went from fapping daily to once a week>dont even get hard anymore>the good feelings from fapping barely do anythin against the crushing weight of realitygrim, I dont look forward to the future>>155715262my exit strat was killing myself at 25 but I just couldnt fucking do it
>>155715352this, posting on /sp/ is miles better than /a/ or /pol/ lol
44. i don't come here anymore except for the big events. pretty shit site these days. These kids don't even know about /englishgoalkeeping/
>>155714668>37it's over
>>155715262This site is almost 23 years old anon. Do you really think people "move on" To where? Listening to your coworkers talk about cringy lame shit they saw on tiktok?
>28
>>15571466834 fml>>155715262>exit strategykwab you will be here in 4 years
>>155715262>I'm hoping to not be posting for the next oneBro, you're posting here at the age of 35. Your exit strategy should've been when you were 25 at the very most. Now you're here forever lmao
>>155714668I will be dead bc I'm benjamin button.
i'm contemplating moving to england and wasting my life working in some village pub with my british bros
>>155715262>I'm hoping to not be posting for the next onWhy do so many retards on this site think this place is holding them back or whatever? What is the rationale behind it? I browse this board because it's fun
>>155715575I hit it off with my boss at my last job by sending her funny 4chan posts. I see absolutely no reason to "move on" from 4chan.
>>155715308where did it even come from? only started seeing it here in the last 2/3 months
>>155714668i'll be 34hope i will be settled in my new position at the office by then, or i'll swallow a 9mm
>>15571466823
>>155715641Frfr, unc thought he waa still part of the you're still young club
>>155715515because some weird shit happened then and literally the world (which was already on a steep decline post 2010-2012) got uber shit and they decided to put the time button on 1.75x
I’m so scared of being 32
>>155715749you are probably on a list
>>155715763>at the officeyou'll be swallowing it either way
>>155715843Hopefully the list of people glowies want to have a beer with.
>>155715757it's short for 'uncle'
>>155715874i know that retard. that wasn't my question. learn to read
>>15571466831Probably will be a Wizard too
>>15571466846and 3 kidsso what? still gonna goon in stickies
>>155715914Any advice for a mid 30's youngling like myself? how to get a good romanian woman?
>>155715947go ruralfarthest town from any city if 15k+ ppl
lads give it to me straight. im 30. will i die alone in my flat with no one realising im dead until the smell of me rotting permeates to the neighbours?
>>155715262Where the fuck is there to go?The rest of the internet sucks ass. Reddit is gay. Even with a wife and kids I still come to this site daily. You anime fags are my only friends. I feel closer to you guys than my wife.
34>>155715889As most things nowadays, it came from ebonics
>>155715889it's derived from 'uncle', that's where it's from. it's not just 3 random letters like how you thought lmao
>>155714668Holy shit I'm gonna be 40
>>155715743>I browse this board because it's funThis. One of the very few boards that isn't filled to the brink with aging miserable humorless schizophrenics. Probably because sports tends to attract mentally sound people, mostly.
>>155716065are you fucking dense? FROM WHERE did the phrase originate in this form? not what does the phrase mean? mong. you must be a jeet
>>155714668>i'll be in my 30sJust kill me already
>>155714668My dad still talks about freaking Paolo Rossi 1982
>>155715757>where did it even come from?american teenage youtubers and roblox/fortnite
>28hope my life changes drastically by then
>>155716102Does it really matter? It's just an abbreviation that people clicked with.
>>155716083>Holy shit I'm gonna be 40>>155716108>>i'll be in my 30sOnly if you're lucky.There's no guarantees, this is not shopping for a washing machine.
>>155716135thank you based romano
>>155714684same and I don't give a fuckat some point you gotta accept aging
>>155716102>the phraseit's a word sanjay>originate in this formit's just an abbreviation as >>155716145 also said. projecting hard with the jeet thing as english is clearly your 2nd or 3rd language if you can't work this much out mate
This is very bloggey but I find myself pining for my college days and my college friends and girls I dated in high school and collegeI’m 33 and married but I’m not sure if I’d call it a happy marriage. Maybe I just need an exit. Idk.
>>155716197insufferable cunt. neck yourself. not my fault you have the reading comprehension of a 4 year old
>>155716207>I’m not sure if I’d call it a happy marriagewifey dot com is always looking for fresh facesgood honest money too
>>155714668Over 40? Yeah
>sanjay mad because he couldn't into abbreviationsback to mumbai with you thanks pal
>>155716102It's from Black America, of course. Where the hell else would slang come from? What are you, a fucking alien?
there must be more to life
desu this WC has been so bad idk if I can be bothered watching another
>37 >my daughter will be 5 I never imagined myself being this old
>35>my daughter will be 2
38, i have no daughter
>36I hope I'm married next WC
>>155714684>42
Time is an illusion...but illusion is about to end
dont feel sad about getting older,feel sad about the anons who wont make it to the nex wc
27watching sports is a giga boomer activity based on this thread
>>155715262>exit strategyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCe-vBGRFag
>>155715362this>t. zoomer
>>155715449>I dont know what to say but I wish I will have a wife and family by thenthis is what i always wish to happen before next world cup
>>155716404ayo, mayne, don't be so rough on CR7 fans
>>155714705I think you need google premium or something to find it.
>>155716357>>155716318How do you have daughters as a 4channer?
>>155715262you're here forever.
>>155714668>30At least I'll be a wizard
>>155716541beins in bagina :DDD
>>155716541I dont have one yet but im just hoping that i will have before next world cup
>>155716589are egyptian women worth it?
>>155715262
>>155716541you have sex with a woman as a 4channer and then the women creates the baby who may turn out to be a daughter
>>155716062I l-love you too, Anon…
>>155716594>>155716637i mean, how did you meet your wives
>>155716663i dont know i dont have a wife or a girlfriend even
>>155716541if you're too shy, alcohol helpsif you're poor, lower your standardseventually you'll see yourself living with someone else and then a child is just the natural next step
>>155716663Tinder
>>155716452the past 4 yearshave been my peak, graduated and escaped 3ed world I wish I will keep it up
>>155714668>48>52 in Saudi Arabia
>39
>>155716739how did you escape
I just wanted you anons to know that in my mid 30s I’ve gotten into the best shape of my lifeI’ve lost 50 pounds of fat and I’m stronger than I’ve ever beenIt’s not too late
If you don't like something, change itIf you don't like your job, quitIf you don't have enough time, stop watching TVLife is simpleIf you're looking for the love of your life, stopThey won't be waiting for you when you start doing things you loveStop overanalysingLife is simple
>>155714668>44
That's not really the issue, the dark realization is that I felt old and a man when I wached Messi in 2014....I was 19....
>>155714668>mfw i'll be 4 years old next WCfrens, i...
>>155717625At least you're french..look at the upsides
Data harvester thread. Do not reply.
>>155716541I came inside of my wifes pussy without protection and 9 months later she gave birth.
>>155719221too latesent to MI5. nothin personnel
>>15571466833
>>155716541My daughter will be born in September, god willing. Wish me luck, bros.
>>155720069Good luck anon.Hopefully everything goes well
What sucks about being almost 40 is that you expected to be wise and have advice for young people but you have none. It's just blank. The future will suck regardless so do whatever you want
>>15571466837
>>155719221as if they would need to harvest
>I'll be older than my dad was when he dies
>>155714668Imagine not embracing your actual age and instead constantly resisting an inevitable process and becoming deeply existentially frustrated as a resultCouldn't be me lolCouldn't be me...
i've wasted my life
>>155722957Mozart and Alexander the Great were dead before 35 but all these anons are going to be here shitposting FINISHED threads about Mbappe when they're 42 yo manchildren kek
Is dead an age?
>>155723931The harsh reality of life
>>155723586it's only wasted if you're like 70 and too old to do anything more.
>>155714668Next time its in the US I'll be 80 years old and tickets will cost 40,000 dollars each.....
>31
>>155724032He's not lying. Also most soccer players or any sportsball players will have been replaced by humanoid robots
>>155715262I keep getting called unc because I'm a millennial but I have 0 nieces or nephews
>>155724133And soccer scores will be within the 100-129 range
>>155714668>22It's over
dont look up your own "early life" section
>>155714728>40fuck no, have to work at least twice as much and hard in the gym to get results, as well as spend much more time warming up. If I can avoid getting injured that is. Cardio is not that different tho
>>155715352this is true only until you see peruvian and malaysian webms in game threads
>>155715262>are people trolling or is this place really full of this many uncs wtf?I'm more surprised when I see younger anons on here. I've been on this website for nearly 20 years. It's been over a decade since I felt like anything fresh or exciting was going on. What still attracts people here?
>>155714728I unironically feel an intense urge to kill myself right now, so no
>>155731593Don't do it bro. You'll be tormented in hell for all eternity either way. Better live for as long as you can.
36
>>155714728I am getting stronger but only because I've been a fat fuck all my life and I'm finally shaping up before it's too late. Definitely wasted my potential best years.
>>155715262you are here forever bitch. when i was depressed back in 2019 i found this place, but i thought i would be gone by 2024 2025 nope you are here forever its a fucking curse
/sp/'s traffic has gone down severely these past few years, so certainly most people have already escaped this place.It's just the extra autistic people like you and me that are here forever.
>>155715743>Why do so many retards on this site think this place is holding them back or whatever? What is the rationale behind it? I browse this board because it's funyou just dont end up in this hell hole as a sane human being you just dont. if you are here there is something wrong with you and your life
>>155714735Berbatov was still doing it at that age
>>155714668>check with AI>I'm gonna be younger
>>155720104I'm still waiting for the day to come when I feel like an adult. I assumed there was just like some switch that flipped one day, but I don't feel any different inside to when I was 16 (except my knees and lower back).
>>155733222I came here to blow off steam and never left.
>>155716207you niggers hear a gorillion stories about marriage being hell yet still fall for itdeservedit's not the 80s anymore, you can get plenty pussy without marriagethe love always fades sooner or later
My oneitis just told me today that she's getting married soonI already accepted there wouldn't be anything between us years ago but stillit's a very abstract kind of feel, everything feels a bit more bleaker nowmy eyes are teary despite feeling numbnot only that, it really rings home that we are at that age alreadyman I could use a drink tonight
>>155714668Shut the fuck up bitch.
47why does time go so fast.
This is my last World cup in the 3X
Why is everyone here so old?Even the "young ones" will be closer to 30 than 20.
>>15571466844
>i would be 38i genuinely hope i am not around on earth by the next world cup. i hope im not around by the end of the year. im probably the biggest loser on this entire damn board. i have not accomplished or experienced anything in my life. i live in complete despair and despondency every day. im so far behind in life that theres no point to even try to recover it. im so ashamed. im so humiliated. younger guys, please dont end up like me.
I'll be 41. I'm proposing to my gf next month, wish me luck bros, my life can be totally different next time we meet
>>155714668I’ll be 27 and I’m sure I won’t be posting here. I’ll have a wife and 2 kids and a house.
>>155714728This post hit me like a fucking train
>>155714668>22
I only watch American football, is the world cup not every year?
>>155742606Every four years, same year as every Winter Olympics.
ill be 29 for the next one...damn!
>>155742626Poor soccer guys
>>155742428>i live in complete despairholy shit same, i didnt even know its a thing until it hit me
>>155714705Grok it saar
i just wont be here for the next
My birthday is on Friday and I actually just looked over my old journals (I write down my actions every day) to see how my life has changed over the past few yearsI went from being broke and unemployed at my aunt's house to getting a driver's license and a job at a factory, then to starting a small brokerage, then to hiring people, and now we're working on our first big acquisition Aging is a gift that I cherish and honor
>>155715262>exit strategyTo where mate?Life is alright and I have nowhere else where I can basically say whatever the fuck I wantKnow what is actually GRIM? You can have way more meaningful and truthful conversations here than with any of the NPCs IRL4chan is kinda like the last remnant of the old internet
>>155742785i wish i had the same drive and self esteem to do such a change.
Have sex and have children u first world subhumans
>>155742847I attribute a massive, massive portion of my wellbeing to those journals. When you write down everything, a few things change.You have to answer to yourself for every stupid thing you do, so if you get in an argument or just fuck up something important, you need to write down that it happened and basically admit to yourself you're a fucking moron. That makes you not want to do it, because worse than having to bullshit it or admit it to others, you have to tell it to yourself.You also have days where you don't advance yourself at all (Socially, financially, health, whatever you're working towards) and you just feel like an actual piece of human garbage. I have early journal entries that were just "-Played Paper Mario" "-Ordered DoorDash" and that was my entire day, and looking at that and knowing that's how I spent one of the ~30,000 days we're lucky enough to get is infuriating and unacceptable when you see it so clearly spelled out in front of youSomething a lot of people do that I personally don't since I just do this elsewhere is use it to schedule things and set goals, towards the beginning I did this with things like "Get my license by this date" "Open a checking account by then" and other stuff, it would have been great when I was in college but now I've got CRMs and Siri and all that stuff where I'd basically just be repeating myselfThe biggest thing though is just having a way to hold myself personally accountable in a place that I know only matters to me, having to work from that perspective genuinely is life changingPic is a section from a couple days ago, I fill out a few pages of these every day now
Going by the track record>59On average I'm dead before then.
>>155743133>You have to answer to yourself for every stupid thing you do, so if you get in an argument or just fuck up something important, you need to write down that it happened and basically admit to yourself you're a fucking moronwhat about things that are out of your control like luck people shenanigans health scares.
I'm going to die before the next world cup. It was nice knowing you fags.
>>155714668
At least I'll be younger during the next Olympics, and those matter more to me
>48
>>155714668omg
>>155742714Don't do it bro
Don't look up how many world cups you have left to watch in your life
>>155743535What's your problem buddy? Cancer patient here myself. I have a 80% chance of being around which isn't too bad I guess.
>>155743723It's time we dissolve the majority of these leagues and just centralize everyone to the MLS, with the world cup happening every 2 years now
>>155743752lucky bastard. i pray every night to get cancer
>>155714684I'm 40 right now
>>155731593Same anon, same. Im-fucking-plying I'll still be here for the next WC, sheesh.
>>155715262My exit strategy is that my office doesn't have a good guardrail on the observation deck, or knowing the express train schedule on the tracks by my house.
>>155743939>or knowing the express train schedule on the tracks by my house.i ride the subway almost every day and every time the train comes in i have to prevent myself from jumping in front of it.
>>155716062Truth. The chan is shit, but it's my shit.
>>155743752godspeed
>>155743959I feel you. Hopefully a car hits us instead so mom's not as sad.
>>155714668>29it seems most people here are late 20s-30s
Which world cup had the best memes
>>155743983i ride my bike every day and have for years, never gotten hit by a car. i always hope that some car speeds behind me and completely obliterates me without even knowing what happened, i just get turned into a mist. the fact that im still posting on 4chan in my mid 30s with no life is pathetic enough. threres no chance whatsoever that i ever have any sort of worthwhile, redeemable life. i remember these threads popping up for the last 4 world cups at least. every time i hoped that i would be around for the next one. unfortunately i still am.
>>155715262Why need exit strategy? I mean normal people keep using social media all the time even in their 30s and 40s and older but no one says they need to get exit strategy, so why need one here. This is just one kind of social media, one that you can post anonymously.
>>155716008I will notice your posts are missing on the /sp/ee, anon
>>155742563I'm 28, have not posted here since 2022 when I finally got my life together. Eventually the rest of the internet becomes absolutely unbearable and you crawl back here, completely out of options. My life is fine otherwise. Not really that complicated
>>155742785I feel the same way. Went from being a virgin, weed addicted neet living at home to being highly educated, long term gf, and working a nice big boy job in a big city between the ages of 22 and 28. Everything is getting better as I get older, I even feel more creative and energized.
>>155744478>calling yourself a neet living at home when you were a teenagerso yeah, you graduated high school, then went to college and got a great job. what a fucking surprise.
>>155744511I was living at home from 18-22, how was this difficult to deduce from my post with me putting "22-28" in it?
45>>155715262>being a few years older than me doing what I'm doing so lame and cringeYou have very little grasp of reality you nonce spastic faggot. Grim.
>>155743802Don't talk like that man. Even being able to walk under the sun in the world of the living is an immense privilege. I used to be a suicidal retard too, I get it. I can only hope that you have a fake-out cancer scare that imbues you with the perspective without the realness.>>155743963Thanks mateAlways think this shit will never happen to you until it does
>>155715889Niggers. They use it the most when chatting with their uncle's
>42It's over
>>155714728Mentally stronger hopefully.
>>155714668>34
>>155731462>What still attracts people here?4chan screencap accounts on twitter and instagram mostly
You're probably some backend web dev or assorted techoid who cares. Imagine being one of the athletes whose career is actually counted by the days passing by.
>>155714668I’ll be 29. i hope i got my shit together by then
>>155745884Same. Many blessings to you let’s hope we make it
>>155745905Thank you hermano, you as well
Everyone I love is gonna dieAnd I will die as wellI think about this before I sleepAnd have since I was a child
>>155714683Enjoy it goes fastGet fitGet marriedGet going and make moneyDon’t sleepYour English is good maybe immigrate .Life is short and youth is shorter
>>155732376Do mmaYour country is good at that. You’ll get fit fast
>>155745988“Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life… But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin’ else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got heroin?”
>>155745988>Your English is good maybe immigrateGOOD MORNING SIR
Well fags start training so you can join the Olympics and win a gold medal.
>>155745988>Your English is good maybe immigrate .HELLO SAAAAAAAAR
27.
34
>>155714668no
37>mfw I remember I actually do have a niece and am literally an uncle
I may be dead by the next WC, living these past 3 years has been miserable
>>155714728Alwayshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/a_E4KMtywko
>>155745988>Your English is good maybe immigrateis every canadian flag a jeet?
>>15571466825 it's so fucking over
>>155745971this used to happen to me a lot when I was 13 then I kinda just... stopped caring.
>>155746943But why bro
>>155747827not fooling anyone there mate. you definitely still care lmao
>>155714668you have to look that up?
>>155714668Think on this. This WC saw the 1000th WC game.Almost everyone in this thread will live long enough to see the 2000th because of expanded tournament size.
>>155743475You write about how you feel about them and how you're dealing with them. It's still you
>>155714668I'll be 43.Some of us have come to terms that we're old.