Let us gather here to laugh and celebrate the end of the Scottish dream this evening. The tartan twats actually think a squad that barely scraped past Haiti are gonna hold their own against Brazil HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
>>155723879You guys couldn't even beat Ghana though
I wont laugh at our brothers
>>155723879
they're gonna spell out Brazil's score in words again >7 (seven)
>>155723901Scotland are set up to attack tho, Ghana played a low block 5-4-1. Brazil will open them up like a choirboys arsehole
>>155723928They hate you
>>155723928I will. Cunts :D
>>155723879>Overtaken by Bosnia>Will be overtaken by Czechia, Sweden, Ecuador and Paraguay by the end of tomorrow's gamesKWAB
>>155723901Scotland only need a point, they should be forming up defensively like Ghana did but they are instead starting an attacking XI
>>155723879hahahahahhahahahahahha ye wee numpties
Obsessed.
The aliens are coming to spare us the thrashing that we'd otherwise take.
>>155724072>TranimeKYS
>>155724084It's your only hope
HAHAHAHAHA ENGLAND IS FULL OF NIGGERS!
>>155724072>anime Live life!
No, i am neutral in this
>>155723879anulo mufinha
>>155724125Strange
is shite bein scottish
>>155723879Laugh all you want. Scotland will 7-1 Brazil a second time.
>>155724125>>155724245FFS just relooked at your flag, nevermind.But fuck you anyway, lol
>>155724085Anime website
why do the english and scots hate eachother anyway
>>155724292Sport board
>>155724125Terrible patter that
>>155723928I will.
>>155724321Oldest football rivalry in the world. I believe the very first international match ever was Scotland V England
>>155723928I'll do it on your behalf.
>>155723879Anyone have a link to the stream?
>>155724321They think we think we’re better than them (we don’t) (we are though)
WHAT DO THE BOOKIES SAY?
>>155724431ppv dot to
Scotbros, how many of these will we be seeing tonight from this fat ugly cunt?
>>155724321They don't, in fact the Scots unanimously voted to remain under the English boot
>>155724802Still Tony
They're scared
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAAA
Chat…Is Scotland cooked?
Oh, I am laughing
WEW
Picrel it's Beckham right now
chortlr
>Beckham>Pepe>Wenger>Ronaldo >Kaka>Rivaldo>RonaldinhoThe crew has assembled to laugh at Scotland.
Best start diving again lads. Gigs fucked.
FUCK SCOTLAND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
holy shit scotland
LOL what are they doing?
How is that a fucking foul!?
>>155723901I recall you struggling against the same Ghana bus parking before nonce boy
Waiting for the aliens
can brazil make double figures?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvi0GtQCEcQ
are the scottish-english flags here accurate for the most part
>>155728278The English/Scottish ones are far more accurate because other than one small town there's nothing really around the entire border other than forest. The Welsh/English border has loads of towns that cross over it so flags are always fucking mess.
COME ON SCOTLAND! IF GERMANY CAN GET 7 OFF OF THEM YOU SHOULD AT LEAST GET 2! JUST GET FURTHER THAN ENGLAND AND YOU WILL HAVE LEGIT FOOTBALL CRED.
Scotland are the masters of playing like complete ass and somehow only conceding once
>>155724614
shitland lmao
Strike that one off with VAR you Scottish cunts, lol
Reminder Scottish people negotiated their entry into an union with England and became their mercenaries in Imperial times. Now that the Empire is over, they want out and started larping as a result. The Basques and the Catalans are doing the same in Spain. The Bavarians and others did not do the same because WW2 and Commumism cucked Prussia
Thinking 4-0 lads
>>155724614we don't "think" we are, we simply are
>>155730093Should be 5 by now desu senpai
HAHAHAHAHA>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAAhahahahahaaaa..........
Has anybody seen Scott McTominay?
>tfw looking for more refball
>>155730388Absolute fraud of a cunt. Been saying that since the Europa League final.
>>155723879HAHAHAHAHAHAi wish haiti got their act together sooner. scotlel doesn't deserve to be in the knockout stage.
>>155727884when you "but America" in a soccer debate you already lost.
Scotlands biggest achievement here is allowing Vini to get a hat trick in a world cup game.
>>155730456Why the fuck does the Isle of Man get its flag but Northern Ireland does not?>inb4 muh politicsCringe
No wonder the English ragdolled Scots for centuries if that's the amount of energy they put while on the brink of playing their first ever KO game
>>155730456If Brazil score 1 or 2 more it's almost mathematically impossible for them to qualify. Every single other 3rd placed team in contention would need to take a 4-0 hammering for Scotland to stay in it.
>>155730541Northern Ireland doesn't have an official flag, anon.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Northern_Ireland
>>155723879I'm rooting for Scotland but since when are they considered their own country? I feel like this is some Mandela effect shit. Last time I was on /sp/ there were only UK flags on posters and now suddenly England and Scotland get their own flags and their own WC teams. WTF
>>155730615Brazilians are some of the biggest cuckolds you’ll meet though.
why do englishers seem to have some bad blood with scots
>>155730815They got independence last week. Starmer quit because of it. Reform, Tories, Lib Dems and half of Labour joined forces to kick.them out.
>>155730541>muh politicsthis is sadly the reason desu. the ulser banner isn't official (despite the N. Ireland football team using it), so 4chan keeps the union jack just for them. and phone posters.>>155730639based if true
>>155730880You also have bad blood with Uruguay
>>155730815/sp/ always splits the unions up for a world cup, anon. We'll all be back under our union flag on /sp/ when the tournament is over. As for why we compete as individual nations, it's a long story but basically it's because we fucking invented football so we make the rules.
I will listen to Franz Ferdinand now to harvest meme magic for Scotland to turn this around!
>>155730880The English are an intensely insecure species, probably because 90% of their sporting and cultural figures are actually Irish
>>155731173whereas basically every great irish writer has an english surname
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>155731154based put on proclaimers - letter to america after
>>155731276
>>155731350JoyceWildeBeckettYeatsSwiftShawStokerLewisonly irish writer from ireland is sally rooney lol
Ok but its the Welsh that carry the UK
What a fucking embarassement
>>155731605Ah you're retarded
why did they just quit?
>>155731173And 100% of Irish figures are the English that couldn't hack it in England.
Where's that mouthy jockanon who was relentlessly gloating yesterday after the Ghana match? Pretty quiet from him tonight.
>>155732023It's about 20 degrees too warm
>>155731892lmao this dumb shit doesnt even know what is and what isnt the native names of his country. you probably got a surname like Smith and think its Irish hahahaha
ABSOLUTELY CORNHOLED
SCOTLAND GET BATTERED EVERYWHERE THEY GO
>>155732192You think Joyce is an English name lolAbsolute mouth breather and you left off most of Irelands best writers
>>155723928What is this forced brotherhood meme that some english flags do with scotland when every scottish flag unrepentantly shits on them
>>155732377Unironically they are royal worshippers
>>155731892All the big Irish writers were of Anglo-Irish stock. This is common knowledge.
>>155730978we dont though
>>155731605By this logic McCartney, Lennon, Morrissey Marr, Gallaghers, Bowie etc etc etc aren’t English
>>155732540Made up post Irish independence term, not one of the names listed ever referred to themselves as English or “Anglo Irish” , they all considered themselves Irish and a few considered themselves British when Ireland was in the Union
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHPAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHPAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHPAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHPAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHPAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OOOF
Scotland are almost certainly going home. Good riddance you fucking cunts
it could have been worse but fuck it i'll post anywayHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>155730388There's only so much mctoenail and mcginn can do, the rest of the scotland team are garbage
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH
even more pathetic and useless than i expected LOLthat's what you deserve mfkersbye bye
>>155723901Kane was cursed, nothing thet could do
>>155723879>Thread posted 3 hours agoKek
>>155734174What the hell is that flag.
WHAT THE FRICK WHAT THE FRICK WHAT THE FRICK? American friends you will let us stay right? This isn't fair we were so hecking wholesome and well behaved!
>>155723879“Dinnae fash yersels, ma fellow Scots, we had a guid tournament, beatin the mighty Haiti, an look—the Americans hae posted a lot o videos on social media aboot hou muckle they like oor fans! Noo we can focus on enjoyin the rest o the fitbaw.”
>>155734249Isle of Manlets
>have to wait for 4 days twiddling your thumbs>may have to support England against Panamakekkers
>>155723879Honestly to all my scottish frens : nice game, you played well :)
>>155733322Yes, Jonathan Swift never ever referred to himself as English.Kek, you're retarded.
I cant muster up the energy to laugh, I just feel bad
>all the hot air>this is our year>best fans>better than England>Bottled against Morocco>BTFO by Brazil>3 points>Zero undeflected goalsHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED
scotland genuinely think other teams won't have a party after they have left.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Scotland got assblasted hahahaha
>>155734249based motorcycle death land
Crivvens! Ma mae came intae ma room tae brin me a plate o haggis an A literally screamit at her an hit the plate o haggis oot o her hand. She startit yellin an swearin at me an A slammit the door on her. A'm sae distressit richt now A dinnae know whit tae dae. A didnae mean tae dae thon tae ma mom but A'm literally i shock from watchin scotland tonicht. A feel like A'm gaun'ae explode. Why the fuckin fuck did they lose? this canae be happenin. A'm havin a fuckin breakdown. A dinnae want tae believe the world is sae corrupt. A want a future tae believe i. A want scotland tae win the world cup. A cannot fuckin deal wi this richt now. It wasnae supposit tae be like this, A thoucht we were guid? this is sae fuckit.
>>155734498>a Scottish rose
>>155731173At least pic a sensible flag next time, Shameus Faux'Riley
BBC just pointing out that the upcoming Disgrace of Kansas (Austria v Jordan) is bound to make a casualty of Scotland
>>155723879kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>155734589Unironically hoping for a 0-0 slurper to sink Scotland once and for all
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>155732377some of us are mixed blood
>>155732372 "Derived from the Breton name Judoc (meaning "lord"), it was adapted by the Normans into Old French as Josse and brought to Britain. Introduced to Ireland in 1283 via Norman-Welsh settlers."you dont even know your own history lmao. average irishman. literally all those names are english lol cope and seethe about it
OH NO NO NO NOT LIKE THIS SCOTLAND
>>155734539lmfaoscottish sounds dope
I can't believe this slurping country can go through to the knockouts from scraping a win (after being outplayed for 90% of the match) against Haiti.Tinpot nation.
>>155723879Genuinely glad we're out. Utter pish. Tournament needs to go back to 32 teams.
>>155734539>A dinnae knowAh-ah! Larper! A true Scot would have said "ken".No idea why
>>155723879Honest question, can they still qualify? And would our scottish posters in here be happy for it or do they just want out at this point?
>>155734589Sorry Austria v Algeria. And it was Algeria who were victim last time to Austria 1-1 West Germany so this will be their woke amends.
>shithouse your way to a win against fucking HAITI>get your bellies scratched by fat irish larpers in Boston>go homelmao was it worth 28 years then lads
>>155734767We can still go through and that's proof enough the system is fucked.Get us tae fuck.
>>155734554thistle
>>15573476750% chance to qualify, just have to hope some teams lose.
LMAO CLARKE STORMED OFF MID INTERVIEW
English operators had replaced scot's hydration break irn bru with colored waterThat is why they only scored once the whole tournament
>>155734751Took the copypasta and ran it through a translator for a quick shitpost.But I will edit that in.
>>155724084The aliens are already in Scotland. They’re disguised as beautiful women and they eat unsuspecting Scottish men. Unless they’re really ugly or something then the aliens feel bad and free them. Idk what happened after that I fell asleep at the end of the movie and then the next day it was off tubi
LOL
>>155734831KWAB
>>155734835More like they replaced their Tenants with water and poisoned them.
>>155723928I WILL LAUGHING AT HAIRY KUNT SCORE.
>>155734859>>155734831Why what happened?
>>155734859next time don't even bother showing, fucking jobbers
>>155734859Cunt's a wank. The SFA gave him a new deal before the tournament b t w.
>>155732540Joyce wasn't Anglo-Irish. He was a middle class Catholic.
>>155734859WEAKMIND MANAGER KWAB
>>155723879Did they drank before he game
>>155734855
>>155723879I like their accent
>>155723967I think their setup forgot how to defend lmao
>>155734897>interviewerbit of a waiting game now, about what's to come (Scotland have to wait and hope they are one of the best 3rd place teams)>steve clarknah, I don't even wanna think about that. I don't think about that.*walks away*
>>155734859Remember him ranting about racism in Scotland and how he was glad he and his grandkids lived in England where people were nice and more tolerant? I respected him for that. A man of great sense.
>>155734975What a chad.
Memeing aside it's fucking insane how Scotland have this group stage curse that none of the other home nations have:>England>1966 WC Winners, almost always escape the group in every major competition.>Northern Ireland>1958 WC quarter finalists>Wales>1958 WC quarter finalists, Euro 2016 semi-finalists and Euro 2020 Round of 16>Scotland>Literally never escaped the group of any major tournament ever
I think the best performance was from our English elegant rose presenter.
>>155735096They're still in. It's not over yet.
>>155735118Holy fuck she is doing things to my dick
Almiron, from Paraguay, was censored and was expelled just for insulting an adversary while concealing his mouth, in 20 of june of 2026, in the World Cup.FIFA will pay for doing this to him.This is the WORST WORLD CUP EVER.FIFA is censoring us… FIFA will pay for this.
>>155735161she has a beautiful soothing voice
>>155734972Went pretty much how I expected it to. I'm surprised Scotland didn't play Ghanaball considering a 0-0 or even losing 1-0 would have had them in a far better position than they are now. I respect them for going for it but Brazil could have easily have put 6 past them tonight if they'd been more clinical
Goddamn that was pathetic.
>>155735096NI reached a RO16 in the 2016 Euros too. They also reached the "second group stage" in the 1982 WC which was some bull they had instead of half the knockouts.
>>155735219she's had a hell of a glow-up the last couple years.also impressive how even to this day lots of people have no idea she's Kenny Dalgish's daughter proving she hasn't used it to her advantage
This whole format is fucked if Scotland can still go through to the knockouts with a 1-0 win against the groups whipping boy. Head to Head over goal difference is fine in UEFA tournaments but that's because UEFA tournaments don't have 48 fucking teams in them.
>>155735118Odd how Ms 'Cates' still uses her married name despite being divorced for ages.Why wouldn't this hardworking, self-made woman want people to know her real name is Dalglish?
>>155735418Anglicising her identity like all right-thinking 'Scots' through the years
>>155735407damn, I thought she was English
>>155735362>NI reached a RO16 in the 2016 Euros toowoops, can't believe I missed that one. Got knocked out by an own goal against Wales too, I remember watching kek.
>>155735457Can't be, her kids aren't black.
>>155723879Scotland get battered everywhere they go!
>>155734539Kek
>>155734859How do you say bald fraud in scottish?
>>1557271009/11
>>155730880Prima nocta