How come Israel didn't make the World Cup? What happened there??
Jews can’t soccer
They did, theyre playing Turkiye tomorrow
Cuckyahu can't even successfully bribe the most corrupt institution on earth
>>155726870They are weak And they are shit at team work
>>155726979>tf>tpWhatever you guys do do NOT look up who got cucked into giving Israelis their autonomy
>>155726870I know there are like two of them in the NBA, but Israelis and Jews aren't known for being athletic. And honestly they're better off as a people probably that way. Easier to focus on other subjects
>>155726870All their prime athletes are too busy raping Pali children
>>155726870Why would the slaveowners play with the slaves?
>>155726870they suck lolthey could qualify in asia but the arabs banned them
>>155726971Italy tried really hard there, but two own goals were not enough.
>>155731205they should at least be better than like fucking Bosnia or whatever though, right?I'll laugh when they switch to ConCACAf and start aiming for Haiti's spot
>>155726870Not enough money to hire mercs like the rest of you.
>>155733086Your academies aren’t good and nobody sane wants to live there and have to do the military service
>>155733086israelnot having money lol
Who's gonna tell him
>>155733230>and have to do the military serviceAnyone who immigrated after the age of 22 is exempt from military service.>>15573326520% of the government budget is military spending.
They'll be happy for us when we win it
>>155733815>Stop the war in gaza and lebanon> leave the region that your army currently occupies> import thousands of young BBC's from central africa> feed them with protein and good portion of calories> let them play for your national teamThat's really it rabbi, no mistery.
>>155734598>Stop the war in gaza and lebanonNeither Hamas or Hezbollah are interested in ending hostilities.Lebanon gives 0 shits about Israel, Iran just keeps using Hezbollah to drag them into the conflict.Gaza is fucked, Hamas only cares about continuing the conflict since it means the money keeps flowing in, and our government's coalition is straight up retarded.One part has a cult of personality around Bibi, who only cares about staying in power no matter what.And the other part is Orthodox Jews that are basically in a cult and don't care what happens to the rest of Israel as long as they get their government gibs.>leave the region that your army currently occupiesCan't leave the area, since the second the army leaves Hezbollah, which is not part of the Lebanese army, but it a foreign funded para-military group, starts setting up infrastructure to attack Israel.
>>155726870They couldnt beat anyone who wasnt a child or woman
>>155733086this was the most Jewish response possible, kek
>>155726870They have to play in UEFA because Muslims would jihad any game between them, they're probably the same level as average Balkan team so not quite good enough to qualify.
>>155734865But enough about invading countries for their oil.
>>155726870next world cup they will be in it for sure.if iraq, jordan and new zealand shitters can make it with the new format everybody can
>>155735053okay jew
>absolutly fucking no one>americans>where is Israel?
>>155726870Not to be racist desu but aren't Jews supposed to be bad at sports in general? I have seen other Jews joke about it.
Almiron, from Paraguay, was censored and was expelled just for insulting an adversary while concealing his mouth, in 20 of june of 2026, in the World Cup.FIFA will pay for doing this to him.This is the WORST WORLD CUP EVER.FIFA is censoring us…. FIFA will pay for this.
>>155735214Bitch move, he deserved the expulsion.
>>155735159bobby fischer was goated at chess. and yes chess IS a sport
>>155731093There are 8 Israelies in MLS. 3 in NBA. 1 in MLB. 0 in NHL and NFLIf there would be any sport Jews would play it’s soccer or basketball because flopping is rampant and contact is bare minimum especially compared to hockey and American football.
>>155726870not enough pace NgubusIsrael needs to import way more blacks
>>155735272Its as much as a sport as cricket
>>155735159Im Jewish (could prove but it would get me banned) and im superb at soccer and basketball and played some hockey in my exchanges in Canada and Finland
>>155735272Bobby Fischer was also one of the biggest critics of Israel, so much so that he was banned from ever going there
>>155726870they play in uefa because nobody likes them, also jewish families don't care about sports, they are ""intelectual""
>>155735455Yeah, but his hatred was disconnected from reality.>Jan Hein Donner (Dutch chess grandmaster) wrote that at the time of the Bled 1961 chess tournament, "He idolized Hitler and read everything about him that he could lay his hands on. He also championed a brand of antisemitism that could only be thought up by a mind completely cut off from reality.">>155735482>jewish families don't care about sports, they are ""intelectual""This isn't true,
>>155726870They're waiting for 2034
>>155726979kek
>>155735455GOAT. Magnus could never
>>155735455i love bobby fischer but he was in berserker TKD mode by default, i'm not sure if he had focused criticisms of israel as a state
>>155739243>i'm not sure if he had focused criticisms of israel as a stateWho cares
