hocvious - >>155713768
First for Canada!
The #Canes have signed defenseman Juuso Valimaki to a one-year contract.he's basically bo byram
It’s fucking disgusting how I can’t discuss flames here anymore without 100 people shitting on them every single damn time.
>>155729633doused
>>155729633Geeze I wonder why that is?
[Daugherty] A generational run of first-round picks by Nashville: 2013 Seth Jones (traded)2014 Kevin Fiala (traded)2016 Dante Fabbro (waived)2017 Eeli Tolvanen (waived)2019 Philip Tomasino (traded)2020 Yaroslav Askarov (traded)2021 Fedor Svechkov, Zach L'Heureux (traded))
>rapey is inand with that i am out
>>155729633The best teams always get the most hate.
just made some lasagna for dinner, lads
>>155729768do rags next
>the embarrassment that has been Canadian sports the past 16 monthsHey at least they won 1 of 2 all star games kek
>>155729633Let's discuss the 2019 playoffs when my nigga Cale Makar opened a can of whoomp ass and had the Avs upset the no 1 seed in the western conference.
>>155729768dont forget picking Brady Martin over Porter Martone
Why did Ottawa trade Tkachuk away for nothing?
>>155729919boring
>>155730064They were ordered to
>>155729464At least the american eagle is kinda handsome. I hate the canadian goose so much. Let's see if I'm allowed to post an image this time.
>>155730064>OH NO WHY DID WE MAKE THIS HORRIBLE TRADEMake one guess please
>>155730154HoobChads we're being made fun of again
>>155730324Jealously breeds contempt
>>155730324Are you really a chad if you just let people poke fun at you constantly?
>>155729464I'm tired of talking about this. It's time to liquidate this problem.
47 years ago trb was hatched
>>155730219Geese are cute. Eagles are ugly as fuck. They always look angry about something. You'll never see an Eagle being happy.
>>155729986>mACKarbum broken-ass bitch.
>>155730491>broken-assmuch like trb after 04/17/22
fuck canada
he'll never get the rest he desperately needs
>>155730484To be fair my hatred has more to do with its European cousin shitting all over the parks that I like to take barefoot walks on. I just don't want gooseshit all over my feet.
>>155730491Team Alberta would’ve won Olympic gold. Makar point hall morrissey the list goes on
>>155730649Holy fuck, canes are cup-bound now, boys.
wip
>>155730580Can't tell if that is just a really strong TV, a weak chainsaw or a weak soiboi betacuck canadian
>>155730652Oh fug I forgot the image
>>155730666checked
>>155729464Canadian geese are more scary then bald eagles I'll admit
/hoc/ is jealous of the Flames
>>155730744Looks like a goose that fucked a coot.
>so it happened AGAIN
>>155730744>finnish goosing
>>155730889they're not that scary everytime I bike to the grocery store I almost run over one of them.
Beastie boys were New York rangers fans
>>155729464
>>155730374FlamesChads don't resort to kicking a man while they're down
>>155730919you know canada is advancing, right?
>>155731094Sounds like they are bitch made
>>155731094Lol why are they scared they might get up? What abunch of fucking pussies
>>155731139>winning just so they can loseSounds like the canadiens alright.
Calgarypuck won
Jack Drury and a prospect and a third-round pick are going from Colorado to Nashville for Fedor Svechkov and Zachary L’Heureux
Where the fuck are the trades Gary?
>>155731275ladouche to a dirty team. he'll fit right in.
>>155730930It's actually insane that it's kinda legal to hunt them but it's definitely illegal to eat them
>>155731420Story time: the small country town i lived in as kid had this "pond" and in this pond was the entire town's waste water, sink water, toilet water, shower water, you name it. One day, I saw a flock of geese swimming around on top of that "pond". I will never eat a fucking goose after seeing that shit.
not reading your faggy story fag
No-trade and no-move clauses are not the industry standard in North American sports. NHL contracts represent the outlier. Approximate number of no-trades/no-moves: NFL: 8NBA: 2MLB: 35NHL: 245
Hearing the NYR and CGY have completed a trade.To #Flames:Matt Rempe2027 3rd round pickTo #NYR:Connor ZaryCalgary adds size and physicality, while New York bets on Zary’s offensive upside. Teams have been discussing this for several days.
>>155731618What is Gary's endgame here?
>>155731599Fine. Eat shit-marinated geese then faggot. See if I care.
>>155731544It's just idiotic that you can freely shoot a formerly endangered species but eating gets you a fine.
>>155731618>NFL: 8Wonder what those are. Never heard of any in the NuFL. Just checked, it's all the $60M QBs that teams aren't going to trade anyways. kek
Any takers?
>>155731769>paying $15M for a powerplay merchant that can't win faceoffs or play defensekek
>the city of Edinburgh for a third time
No-trade clauses need to be all or nothing. No more of this bullshit where a player can have a list of teams he wants to go to when waiving it.
country thunder was cancelled
>>155732056>waaaaah why don't the billionaire owners have full control over their employeescuck mentality. typical canadian bootlicker.
>>155731851This is all Guerin‘s fault, the dumb drunk retard.
>>155732099just like slopdown
>>155732056Unironically a good fix. NMC exist so players don't get blindsided by a trade, not so they can dictate where they go if they decide they want out.
>>15573176914 dollars a year? Do they think he works for the Nike shoe factory?
>>155731769the chinaman is appearing strong when he is weak
>>155732147Says the Amerilard simping for millionaires
>>155732056Maybe we should renovate it into no building homes but american homes hardlu ever last more than two years
>>155731769based Robertson crashing the league with no survivors
>>155732056Or maybe Gary should just move all Canadian teams to sunbelt states where people actually want to live
>>155731769>stors job to the >mild in round 1>best player wants outNo Milly Dilly lives on
>>155732159Nah, Gold Medal Winner Bill Guerin was right all along.
>>155732232Good goy.
>>155732147>t. fan of high desired city
>>155732730You know it.
>>155732199Hey Bro... this cartoon image is kinda racist...
>>155732969it's okay i got it from my dry cleaner.
our sens are the bcnr of the nhl
>>155732849then maybe you should put on your critical thinking skills and see why rules are not good for other people as a whole instead of not caring just because it doens't affect you personally.
>>155733106>blah blah blahYawn. Anyways.
>>155733106>thinkingyou've assumed too much
Where are the TRADES gary?
Why is every single mock draft website putting Smits as being a DEL plsyer? He's played in Liiga juniors since he was 13 and is signed to Liiga for next season, yet all list him as a DEL player where was loaned for only five games
>>155733364Finnish erasure
>>155733453Sounds like an attempt to downplay his value, Liiga is not NHL but the level of competition is still better than DEL
Devils gave up bahl too early too and look how elite hes become
>>155731769>some teams are prepared to go the offer sheet directionIsn't the price for a 15 million offer sheet 4 1st round picks?>>155732056No-trade clauses need to be automatically waived if the player asks for a trade.
finna trade trb to /pw/ for hogwheels straight up
I'd trade all wrestlefags to the sun for future considerations
>>155734020>Isn't the price for a 15 million offer sheet 4 1st round picks?Anything over 12 is 4 firsts.People through around offer sheets as an option way too freely, there is a reason you don't see them all too often.
>>155734211/hoc/ told me that draft picks are magic beans and worthless so what's the issue?
>>155729464Soccer will take over hockey in Canada in 20 years.Its so fucking over on places like Toronto and Vancouver, once the white boomers die off the fanbase is gone plus the registered hockey player base is rapidly shrinking too.The US will beat Canada on hockey easily as well in 20 years.
>>155734269Name 158 1st round picks that have worked out based on their draft position. We'll wait.
>Brynäs signed their #1 defenseman to a two-year contract yesterday>today the Hurricanes re-signs himNice. The only good thing the Hurricanes have done in their history as a franchise. Fuck Brynäs.
>>155730744>Seething this much over lil broGod anglos are truly faggots.
>>155734632Retard
Just got word from my sources again that there are some more developments ongoing as we speak in terms of movement on negotiations, so we will see what details fall into place, but I'm also hearing multiple camps are interested, we are just waiting on the tangibles to be ironed out so they can facilitate things
>>155734771I don't believe you.
Offer sheet refresher>pic related are the current cut offs>number is calculated as total salary divided by term OR divided by 5, whichever is smaller >the two 1sts, 2nd, 3rd tier allows the 1sts to be split over 3 years>the four 1sts tier allows the 1sts to be split over 5 yearsSo for example a 7 year deal with an AAV of $8.6M ($60.2M total) would be in the four 1sts range
>>155729633>discussyou guys just jerk each other off, get a discord or somethingThere is also a significant overlap of flames and wrestlefags that bring that shit here
>>155734812The four first rounders thing is retarded because if you're paying a play that much your first round picks SHOULD be late picks all 4 of those years.
LOOK OUT FLORIDA!!!
>>155734771Fantastic. It's really nice to get details like this from the real insiders. What would we fans do without them?
Thoughts on Benson new contract? 7 years 7.5 M AAV
>>155734816And? Wrestling is manly and cool.
>>155729464Canada embarrassed CUM with the loss, Mexibros won't do that to our great union.
>>155734816*chokeslams you*
>>155735078No.
>>155735078he's a real player
>>155735148Why bro I was just bringing the table, you couldn't have waited for a bit and we could have 3D'd his ass?*kicks in groin and stunners you*
>>155735207based attitude era enthusiast.
>>155735078He would've signed 8 x 6.5M in a sunbelt market.
>>155735456wrong he would have been traded for someone at the deadline 2 years ago if he was drafted by vegas
no hockey today
jason robertson and the stars are holding everything up
we like our group
>>155735538Kwab
>"W-W-W-W-We own /sp/!">Gets booty blasted anytime outsiders take the piss out of /hoc/ fagsThe only thing you fuckers own is clown suits
>posts here all day every day>still calls us "you people"
>>155735713no idea what this means. fill me in on this argument happening inside your head? are you winning?
>>155735703This is why you never employ former players as GMs. CTE.
>>155735749>no idea what this means.Don't lie. You fuckers have repeatedly talk about how you "own /sp/". Do you just want to pretend that you don't say it?
Bryan Hayes predicts Gavin Mckenna will win the Calder trophy next season
>canacuck somehow hit the windsor earlier today than he did yesterday
>>155735529Because Robertson is desperate to stay in Texas or get traded to Florida, Tampa Bay, Nashville or Vegass.
>posts here all day every day>still calls us "you fuckers"
>>155735853Go back to /cric/ where you belong you retard.
gary should expand to Hole-in-the-Wall, Wyoming
>>155736141And the place in France where the naked ladies dance
How's Matt Petgrave doing, Canada? The fact that you gave him a standing ovation and that some of you still pay to see him play is...something.
>>155736251How about the hole in the wall where you put your cock and baaaaaalllls.
>>155735078nothing to get too excited about either way. basically a paying for young upside close to market deal. if he has another step to his game to get to the next tier of players it's a deal. if not he's the token one mildly overpaid guy on a good team or just winds up on some cap floor team.
>>155736262canada isn't allowed to have echl teams anymore
>no lifer posts here all day everyday>none of his posts are funnywhat did this general do to deserve trb?
>>155735839Here is what the rags are going to do>keep trochek because Drury was asleep at the switch>sign erik haula>sign patrik laine>draft malhholtra and fuck up his development worse than they did his dad
>>155736560I laugh at all of his posts
>>155736607theres a lot of retards here
>>155736560Actually that's the /v/tard nufag
>>155736607>laughing at your own postskwarb
>>155736560when the world baseball classic was on and israel was playing, bud was in one of the game threads talking about how great AIPACs are for america
>>155736733>xhe rb mentions bud out of nowherethe bubble is complete
>>155736639Yeah. You.
>>155736560I don't know and the worst part is he's not even the worst poster here.
>laffs
>>155734979Wow that phallus is from right now!
Preordering gta ultimate edition sorry Gary hockey will have to wait
>>155737474he should do the responsible thing and delay the season so everyone can play
>>155737474Games I've preordered in the last 10 years>ace combat 7 with ace combat 6 bonus>ace combat 8 with ace combat zero bonus
>>155737669CHOPPER!
>>155736790>lots>oneretard
>>155738084>retardmeant for >>155736639
Disappointed in the skitarii update to darktide a lil bit
>>155738070<< Dubs of the Coin is a pretty good song, right Blaze?>>
Just heemed everyone in /cric/
>>155738442We’re all playing Deltarune chapter 5 bro
>>155738673Based I miss Turris
>>155733068kek
7 is not a forward's number
Slovak girl on TikTok said flames won the trade
Glad Brady gets to play in a real country now in front of real hockey fans
just won two games out of three with my zombie deck bro's
>>155737474I'm gonna do it tomorrow.
>>155739325>equivalent of four 1stsAKA a bunch of busts masquerading as former 1st round picks
>preordering microtransactions 6
>>155739325it would have been a dumb trade for a worse Boldy.they need Larkin.
>>155739429Maybe a sissy game like Celeste is more up your alley
>>155739111I was a starting goalie and my number was 4
>>155739500Have fun larping as a brownoid
>>155739466Yzerplan is probably asking too much until a southern US teams comes knocking.
>>155739531You are an abomination
>>155739705He got offered a similar package that the Sens got for Brady for Larkin but he still said no. Retard is gonna play hardball until the eleventh hour where he'll be forced to accept peanuts for Larkin.
>>155739853Yep. And those peanuts will come from a southern US team, most likely a team that is located in Florida, Nevada or Tennessee.
I haven’t decided whether I should wage tomorrow or call in sick
>>155740970Dont you use your vacation time for actually fun things and not just taking a day off?If I take too much time off it would eventually need to be unpaid. Is a day off just fuckin around worth $200?
>>155740248>4 lottery tickets isnt peanutsretard
>>155741313I’m calling in sick when gta 6 drops
>>155740970I will do the same once I'm not as swamped with work
>8 milly dilly to the mild for 2 AHL europeans and second round pickkwab
wtf were the blackcocks thinking
>>155741568>2 AHL europeans and second round pickSimply Yzerplanian
>>155741568God I would laugh so hard
>>155741313I have paid sick days and it’s the off season. I want to go to the gym early and go shopping
Shout out to the guy who has been calling draft picks magic beans for the last 3 days. He's pissed his team isnt in on shit.
>tfw you have 4 magic beans
>>155741890Appreciate the shout out :)
>tfw beanless
can't see the beans
Gary graciously gave my Sensies the magic bean that he took from them after Vegas threw a tantrum back :)
i hear they call auston matthews the magic bean back home in mexico
>>155741751>hey dilly sorry we traded your best friend and linemate to the ruins for nothing after he potted 30 just because he didn't take the jew jab>hey dilly sorry we keep surrounding you with injured boomers and soft swedes with two last names lol it will work just give it time>hey dilly sorry we fired and publicly humiliated Al Sobotka because he wasn't woke enough>hey dilly sorry about the 7 months of thick grey clouds and apocalyptic wasteland ghetto you have to see every day as you sit motionless in 5 lanes of traffic on I-75 because some migrant crashed into some shaniqua>wait why do you want a trade lolstevie whyyyyy stevie whyyyy
>>155729464What a cute lil chickens you guys have here, uh
>>155742569have you been eating your carrots, Yamato?
>>155742935can't see 'em (color brind)
>>155742914>Michiganders forgetting they called for the death of Yzerman for 7 years the second Dilly Larky stopped pretending the team wasn't run like shit
Huomenta but the opposite
big news: It appears Troy Stecher is headed to the open market
>>155739531glad that's over with
sharter fart or farter shart
Draft on Friday :)
Who's going to break first? Yzerman with Larkin or Drury with Trochek?
draft yeah more like shaft as in the shaft of a peenus because that's what (your team) is going to take in their anuses when your picks end up being busts like filip zadina who was drafted by ken holland in 2018
>>155743624
What should they name the Austin NHL team?
>>155743846The Austin Matthews
>>155743846austin ruins
>>155743846bats
>>155743846liberals
good day bros had some beers with the lads went to the boreball game with the bro's and now i'm home the bad knews is that my work week starts tomorrow it's all so tiresome
McDavid would be happy in Columbus
>Hearing Connor Hellebuyck is getting traded to the Panthers. Expected return is Jesper Boqvist, prospect Sandis Vilmanis and the Panthers 2030 1st round pick. Hellebuyck really wanted to go to Florida. Seems a good return for the former MVP and three times Vezina winner
>>155744177it will only get worseand it gets shorter every dayenjoy every beer and every minute with the bros
>>155744217>it's real
I’m conflicted about how to think of Quinn Hughes’s time in Vancovuer and I’m interested to hear your thoughts. I absolutely *loved* him here for years and proudly wore his jersey… and then he blindsided us and skipped town. I still have good memories of him and his plays that I feel are being tarnished by his poor behaviour after he left and I’m not sure how to think about it. Do you try and separate the before and after player? Or do you revile him and ruin those good memories? Ottawa fans, feel free to jump in.
for me it's Aliens Exist followed closely by Josie
>>155744391they need to free petey next
>>155744217>We have a player that wants to be traded to your team>Sure thing, here's a big trade package for themThis causes amounts of seethe unheard of in the NHL
>>155744480haha you actually believed it you stupid fucking idiot
>>155744397aliens exist is the goat. i'm not like you guys.
>>155744497It's believable because Zito isn't afraid to spend to get what he wants. They aren't out of talks with Winnipeg anyways, if he's going to move anywhere it's probably Florida.
DARK AND SCARYORDINARYEXPLANATIONINFORMATION
>>155744391they knew they were trading Hughes and they had him in Langley working for Amazon and working the food bank
>The Montreal Victoire are hosting a media availability Thursday "regarding a medical update for captain Marie-Philip Poulin"
>>155744480>so you want a big trade package in return for your star player who's agent has already leaked to me that Florida is his only destination?>a bottom six cap dump, a shit prospect and a top 10 protected draft pick is all I can offer, heh, sorry not sorry
what if the UFC traded Dana White to the NHL for Gary? what would happen
>>155744664joe rogan would be the new bill daly
>>155744664>>155744688pierre mcguire would come back for startersnew rule would require all media people and coaches to be baldspecial trophies will go to the players with the best bald headsdraft combine they will shave every prospects head
Canada lost at footy (again).Kwab cuntry. Can't do shit right anymore.
>>155744664That would be based, even though UFC/MMA sucks.
it's called soccer
>>155744729We made finals still
i watched some soccer ball today. it just guys flopping around like homos
>>155744623>Noooo you need to sit on your thumb for 2 months trying to convince a single team to give up their 1C and a star winger and watch your potential trade partners dwindle to the point anyone left has you by the balls instead of coming to terms with the fact your contention window is closed and you should start amassing futures
babe wake up, a new canadian cope had dropped!
Americans crying again
1982
2024
More of a floorball nation anyway
kwabwhy only 2?
canada OWNS usa hockey
>>155745529>Russia>9 goldwhen they gonna be let back in?should let them and ukraine play together, that'd be fun
>“I’m excited about that challenge to be pushed by a coach,” he concluded, “because it's been a really long time in Edmonton.”>“The definition of insanity is trying the same thing over and over again, and expecting a different result,” McDavid said. “Babs is different. He gives us a different personality, a different approach to our group, and an approach that we’ve probably have never had.https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/this-is-what-we-want-oilers-mcdavid-all-in-on-babcock-as-coach/OilGODS we're digging the fuck in!
>>155744397apple shampoomutt
>>155745529Here's your most recent award bud
someone needs to push mcmeme off a bridgekwab go flames
>>155745999imagine if the Brazilians threw McDavid off of a bridge instead of that girl
your shit teams will kneel to my oilers
Why wasnt Quinn Hughes given the Mark Messier award?
>>155747111Why does qWINn hughes live so rent free in your head? Are you an assmad cancucks fan?
Believe it or not, the best defenseperson here is in the front row.
Rent. Free.
glory to gary and friends
>your team has jewish players...un...unlike m-m-mine!kek
Whatever happened to this nigga?
Just laid down a lumpy marner
jumping on the F L A M E S wagon, lads
anything to hate on the oilers i guess
>>155747327Someone in CSIS has to arrest McDavid’s wife for being a domestic terrorist
>>155747307like in anything combat sport, if you start racking up Ls then you become irrelevant
>>155735737Wear your poppy bud
Toned, tan, fit, and ready (Ready)Turn it up 'cause it's gettin' heavyWild, wild, West CoastThese are the girls I love the mostI mean the ones, I mean like she's the oneKiss her, touch her, squeeze her buns (Uh)The girl's a freakShe drive a Jeep and live on the beachI'm okay, I won't playI love the Bay (Bay) just like I love L.A. (L.A.)Venice Beach and Palm Springs (Hey)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F57P9C4SAW4
the mildcuck ruins /hoc/ sad
>>155748765many such cases
fanatic sales were undeniablefresh fit tees, premier jerseys on topsnapback caps so hot they're diabolical
>>155749037
>>155749049being fair spirit halloween mightve been out of mulatto toned face paint
>>155749128Beards aren't very feminine
>>155749037waaaaaaaaah better go tell on him!!
>>155749181being a girl is feminine
>>155749128>>155749181Why is this man so sexualised here?
>>155743846Alamos
>>155749227we have a couple of shoot homos trying to fit in and a degenerate swede where the term homosexual doesn't do him justice
>>155749227presumably due to bussy-related reasons
>>155749037what is the problem here?
>>155749259Yeah there are a lot of wrestlefags itt
>>155749354Actually it's wrestlechads
>>155749227are you fucking blind?
>>155749406Begone
>>155749259the swede is the quintessential stringy blue haired ghouls from the 'cord, each post more repulsive than the last
>>155749463At least you have lacrosse
>Yzerman's big offseason move was to wait for July 1st and sign Tuch>Tuch gets traded a week before FA startsYzerbros how much longer do we have to wait
>>155749655Booba
>>155749654more of a cricket nation
Day before the draft. Where's the trades Gary? Where's the fucking trades shithead!
Gm im here to overuse memes and run them to the ground so they aren't funny anymore and seethe about canadians grrrr I just hate them so much grrrrrrrrrrr
I had a work-related lunch with two american women today and based on a very small sample size, I can confirm that american women are dumb and simple but well-meaning, sympathetic even
>>155749731based yank
>>155749711Gary is saving them for the draft. We need a few "We have a trade to announce" moments, you know?
Remember when Gary tried that failed experiment with celebrities and whatnot announcing the picks?
>>155749786remember when gary organized a big reveal event for the new xheattle expansion players and the roster got leaked
>>155749463Cricket is growing in popularity
hey I have an idea let's make an entire team of gay sissyboys and then call them (your team) HAHAHAHA
didnt ask
stinky smelly weebs OUT
>>155749688That’s a shame. Lacrosse is the true chad sport
>>155749997Thanks for the reminder, Pekka :(
theres two types of lacrosse. field lacrosse and lacrosse that canadians play in the hockey arena when the ice is removed
>>155750097its called box retard we have it too
>>155750097field hockey is for women
>>155749735Sounds about right
Good morning /hoc/. You look cute today
