>Schedule:wednesday (24/06)>mundialNOW! | Scotland 0 x 2 Brazilthursday (25/06)>mundial17:00 | Ecuador x Germany23:00 | Paraguay x AustraliaUTC-3/[localtime]>Previous thread: >>155676890
join our stream bros. condor mendoza was telling stories when he partied with the brazilian NThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRg-5y8ivZ0
>>155730510redpill me on the shrivelled up guy
>>155730510Dude is just a torso?
>>155730510what the fuck is that thing
>>155730510Is this Casemiro?
>>155730581MAURO CÉSAR PEREIRA FOI VISTO COM UM DILDO PRETO NA BUNDA ENQUANTO GRITAVA "VAMO MENGO"
Vini smiled and that's what matters
>>155730606>>155730624>>155730632that's babidi the soul of the show. he always says racist shit to condor mendoza to provoke him
>OS ESTURPADORES DA ESCÓCIA
>>155730646Ankles like a rope that's nasty
>>155730734Are they better or worse than the Uzbeki farmers than Portugal won against?
brasiu is winning
>>155730734>>155730819Both sucks
>still no ayysWorst world cup since south africa
as someone on the outside looking in. do you Brazilian posters think you have a chance when you play against Japan in the knockout stages??
Just realized that if we win the hexa, mauro cezar, trikas schizo and all my rjval team supporters wil be hexa too
>>155730510Me on the couch on the right.
>>155730967We're going to win by the power of friendship
>>155730967Likely to be a tie
>>155730864She Already has braço de merendeira
>>155730819Better. Significantly.>OS USURPADORES DO UZBEQUISTÃO
Oh chikaner hiiii
>>155730510What the fuck
>>155730967>he fell for the Korea/Japon meme
>>155731123Japan literally is better than Brazil aside from maybe vini, I don't think a team that's still starting casemiro has a chance
>>155731183Old man Fabinho is unironically better
>>155731183Then let's make it interesting
>>155731183Yes they're always better but still shit the bed against the first semi capable team they face in the knockouts. Gooks get outwilled everytime when it comes to that
where is she now?
>>155731501aieeee my advertisements
>>155731501That's a man.
>>155731501old and busted
>>155731501She was gangraped after that game. Really sad story
>>155731632TIEMBLA MESSI
>>155731632Nerman would have scored ten bazzilion if he was in.
>>155731501Abducted by ayyy lmaos
>>155731663he made another one varsinson'd for this foul
Goooooooooooooooool
More shitters: more goalsInfantino is a genius
Neymar will have at least one great chance to score
Romário is such a bad commentator holy shit
>>155732487And a worse politician
>cesium-137 disappeared in rosario a few days ago>someone dropped a plastic container with uranium in cordoba todayBros...???
>>155732816Boca?
Ney is IN
>DaniloCacete esse velho ainda joga?
>>155733258>Danilo>Alex SandroJAYSUS CHROIST JACKIE BOY!
náutico spotted
>>155733359Thank God this is the last cup of Casemiro, Danilo, Alex Sandro, Neymar and Alisson
fuck a.nal
>>155733647Or is it??[To be continued...]
>>155733743
>>155731183yeah they have super players like...
>>155733986Wakabayashi and Tsubasa
INTER
>>155733986sovl and actual tactics
>>155733986Oliver Atom and Benji Price
>>155734034kek you are a fag!
no la tocó y ya está rengueando el hdp jajaj
if there is a god he hates venezuela with a passion
>>155730967Yes. They're going to bootyblast them.
Resenha in italian is revisione
>>155731183nigga, japans starting DM would be fucking Endo, the 3rd reserve for LiverpoolThey do have energy and fighting spirit but in the end it's just a bunch of players from Celtic, midtable teams and Hiroshima Frontale
I want an African team to win the WC. I once fucked a black girl that was so dark that she looked like she was right out of the plain of Africa. Sex was great.
>>155734261wtf i love god now
>>155733986naruto
>>155734322oompa loompa looking ass
Why would this bitch predicate something so not happening? Why not something plausible and claim credit like most scammers do
>>155734261Based
I hate how inidividualistic mono is
>>155734402What if?
>>155731183We're shit but not that shit. Japan are good but not that good. Brasil are still the easy favourites here, even though Japan can put up a fight.
>>155733986>>155734018>>155734394Kkk
Thoughts on /our/ team so far?
>>155734453They literally beat you in a friendly a month ago
Neymar es familia
>"diga em poucas palavras o desempenho do vini nessa copa">"muito bom!">reporter still waits for morelmao retard you said "poucas palavras"
>>155734493theyre fine i guess, not like we had much opposition besides Morocco yet
>>155734523How many words is too many?
>>155734493they'll beat all the shitters and get buttfucked by the actual good teams, just like 2022...and 2018, and 2014, and 2010, and 2006
>>155734500with a whole backline of brasileirão players, none of them are in the teamyou're mixing your desires with reality, bronot gonna happen, sorry, you still have your animu or something
>>155734402Crazy predictions get you attention. All publicity is good publicity.
They're gonna >>155734557ninjutsu us
Japan needs Fernando Diniz
>>155734500Yeah it's a friendly. It's meant to be used to try out players, strategies, formations. It wasn't the same team that is playing now and they were obviously not going all out.Again, Japan can be dangerous. But Brasil are better by a lot.
>>155734647Japan needs Virginia Fonseca, Fernando Diniz, Diogo Defante, CazéTV and Tiago Leifert
>>155734402Instagram gets you money for viewsAnother guy broadcast an alien ship a few weeks agoAnd tgere are braziliams who believe in aliens with religious faith
>>155734602>>155734665I stand corrected
ynr neymar went to psg cause he thought he was better than messi
Uhhh guysCheck out brazils goals for and against in the group
>>155734563Mono, that is one too many #BastaDeRacismo
>>155734749I swear to God if its 67 again
FALA DELE
>bra71l at its best moment
if penaldo lose i'll be rooting for brazil
>>155734749HAHAHAHAHA THE ZOOMIE NUMBER
>>155731039A mulher com peitão, bundão gostoso, barriga chapada, cinturinha gostosa e tu falando de braço de merendeira pqp
The important thing is that Vini smiled
Crivvens! Ma mae came intae ma room tae brin me a plate o haggis an A literally screamit at her an hit the plate o haggis oot o her hand. She startit yellin an swearin at me an A slammit the door on her. A'm sae distressit richt now A dinnae know whit tae dae. A didnae mean tae dae thon tae ma mom but A'm literally i shock from watchin scotland tonicht. A feel like A'm gaun'ae explode. Why the fuckin fuck did they lose? this canae be happenin. A'm havin a fuckin breakdown. A dinnae want tae believe the world is sae corrupt. A want a future tae believe i. A want scotland tae win the world cup. A cannot fuckin deal wi this richt now. It wasnae supposit tae be like this, A thoucht we were guid? this is sae fuckit.
>>155734790God bless Alis for the offspring she gave us
>>155734838I say this
6 7 has to be one of the nicest memes in historyThere's no lore, it doesn't offend anyone, it's purely chaotic good energyIt brings me joy seeing kids go bezerk when you say this
>>155734730He went to PSG to play CS with KennyS
>>155734749andá a laburar gordo mugriento
>>155734790The secret to playing good is to look ugly
Brazilians are so gay.
>>155734523I thought he'd said "muito foda"
>>155734900Tú haces los pasteles y nosotros nos los comemos, perra.
Why do paulistas like to live in grey cities?
>>155734870if my nt does this shit im killing myself
When is Speed making a video with Neymar?
>>155734957Its grey world out there
>>155734870I agree, my wifes little brother is 7 and that stupid meme makes him go crazy. Always funny to watch him geek out over it kek.
>>155734957Bananal is one of the most beautiful cities in Brazil.
>>155730423Brazil decided not to get 4-0 to avoid abductions
>>155734939this
>>155734939enjoy
Almiron, from Paraguay, was censored and was expelled just for insulting an adversary while concealing his mouth, in 20 of june of 2026, in the World Cup.FIFA will pay for doing this to him.This is the WORST WORLD CUP EVER.FIFA is censoring us. FIFA will pay for this.
>>155734974Same.
>>155734493I unironically think an attacking trio of Vini, Ney, and Endrick could be OP if they begin to entrosate
>>155735071>Neyanon, let it go
Brazil scored 3x0 against Haiti and 3x0 against ScotlandCombine that with the 7 goals we suffered against Germany and you get 6 7
Would you let paredes fuck your wife? Be honest.
What if the aliens were in the VAR room?
>>155735071you have cunny scoring 3 goals in 2 starts and you don't include him in the trio why
>>155735111I would let vini
>>155735071>neymar>entrosatemore like entrestosate
>>1557351066 7 get
Ive been wageslaving all dayWhat has happened in FIFA today
Hello, aliens?
>>155735111my what?
Ive put too much salt and butter na minha pipoca
never worked in my 27 years of life
>>155734870based
I miss the 2014 WC days when I was a NEET and could just sit around all day watching the cup and drinking. Now im married and have to work.
>>155735210That's why RAM is so expensive these days
>Matheus Cunha is cria do couto>Coritiba makes 0 (zero) posts about it because he's a paraíba fodidoparanaenses are commited
>>155735111why are you thinking about this?
>>155735240Igor Jesus is more important rn
>>155735239Not my problem
we only won because of Rayan but dumb tourists won't understand that
>>155735098>>155735122>>155735141OK then Vini, Endrick & Cunha for a trioand Nerman instead of Paqueta for a Quartethow's this now, literally unbeatable
>>155735186viva perön carajo
>>155735240It was funny when the post-match interviewer started asking him about São João and festa junina music.
We are gonna win the whole thing wont we?
>>155735288this
>>155735131I don't think paredes would want to fuck him.
>>155735474my cat does this when I forget to feed her, I don't even own a cat
ngl i'm a hexa believer (a.k.a iludido) after this game
EU ACREDITO
>>155735521This is what the average greenflag looks like.
>>155735474Is this real??????
AND THE OVNI?
>>155735521we know
>>155735210Well maybe you should’ve been investing in bitcoin in 2014 and you would be a rich NEET now
>>155735673only O VINI landed in the match.*smile restored*
>>155736226Kek
>>155735514>>155735578yes>>155735673
>>155736382NIGGERMAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>155736226I love puns
>the jews are testing their earthquake weapons
Today i looked up all wc qualifiers from 1934 on to see if there were countries who almost made it inumerous times but coudlnt qualify, so I would support them in the next qualifiers
I'm drinking Lemon tea with honey and propoliswhat about you
>>155735293This, my boy rayanlingz ran the entire length of the pitch, he would have been motm if he scored that goal
>>155736652>If the defining word of vaskeks identity
>>155736537God's warth for bending their knee to Drumpf
they could never make me hate you ney>>155736677>brain can't handle hypotheticals
I was out during the match, can I get a quick rundown of the sticky?
>>155736422
>>155736922thread was not the same after the horse webm
>>155737000???
Já agradeceram ao Vini Jr a folga de segunda-feira?
>terremotelson richtenson está llegando con tu pedido
>>155736922what are you talking about? brazil is playing rn with worst korea.
Dumbasses at Cazetv said capital inicial adapted Musica Ligeira but it was paralamas 6 years prior. Capital merely rerecorded it
>>155737006>horse webmwhat do you mean
>>155736702Neymar bent the knee
which side are you on?
>>155737436Probably a woman having sex with a horse. Do you really want to know more than that?
>>155737660Where does Alaska sit?
fuck lula huehuehue
>>155737943do I have to say it?
>>155737773>Do you really want to know more than that?yeah sure
>>155738300She was Colombian.
>>155730510Nice
Segunda fase chegando, vozinha pegou muito e todo mundo quer ver o cabo entrar
>>155737106I'm a funça that works plantão, so feriados and pontos facultativos mean nothing to me
>>155736677Typical mulamsimio commentDid you have breakfast today?
I can't understand the hype some people got from this win.Scotland is sheit, conceded two dinizismo goals. Brazil showed a serious lack of creativity in play making and an even worse fragility in the defense, whenever Scotland managed to press they would get to Alisson, Japan will not waste these oportunities.
>>155739548I work for gringos, while they do accept our feriados there's no way they'll understand the importance of not working next Monday because of povertyball
>>155739732Yeah, no way, maybe if they were argentinos or italians
>>155739671They've got reality checked by Morocco. Haiti was a non-entity so Scotland is the closest thing we had to an actual win so far.
>>155736677kek bodied him
>>155737945He a tad too old for me
Man, are they actually making the meme ochoa play just so he can say he played in 6 mundiales? Crazy
meu charly went to bosta juniors
Whose going to win this year copalib
Nedved tá parecendo o Fofão, caralho.
>>155739671Its always like that. Then we face France or Netherlands and we ask what happened.
how are there earthquakes that strong in venezuela? they are not in the ring of fire zone
>>155741355DARPA's earthquake machine, the burger answer to the Cuban diplomatic microwave.
>>155737000KEK
>>155737660weird image. Messi is a philosemite and Pelé the opposite of it.
>>155739671Ronaldo scored 2 against uzbekistan. Messi scored 3 against algeriaMbappe and haaland scored against irakEverybody is happyInfantino is a genius
>>155741256Shoukd we just clench our anuses while waiting for the inavoidable doom?Is thwt what the world cup is about?
>>155739671>noooo, you must be a pessimistic cuck like meThen we beat Japan and you’ll say they’re shitWorld Cup is tournament of improvement, this perfect performance you’re looking for simply does not exist even for the winner
You look at any winner and they struggled against a shit teamSpain struggled against Paraguay in 2010Germany struggled against Algeria 2014Italy struggled against Australia 2006Brazil struggled against Belgium in 2002And so onIt’s more about how you handle each game then making the perfect game where you don’t allow the team to shoot on target like you’re playing Vasco da Gama
>>155742643Belgium is top 10 fifa ranking.
>>155742643this anão is correct
WE COULD DANCE MONO'S DANCEWE COULD DANCE AGAINST FRANCE
>>155742643and more importantly, we won in 2002 but almost didn't qualify
It's crazy to say there was no improvement. When was the last time you saw Brazil play such a solid 4-4-2 diamond formation as today?
>>155743010>solid 4-4-2 diamond formationNigga thinks this is power rangers or some shit.
Brazil has indeed improved. Our centre-backs, full-backs and forwards played a tactically flawless game and Brazil were never in danger or losing control of the game.But it still disturbs me that our midfield didn't look good at any point of the game. Paquetá and especially Bruno Guimarães had their moments individually, but the problem of the Morocco game persists. Our midfield doesn't look creative, intense or defensively sturdy. Any lost possession would quickly turn into an attack for Scotland that would be stopped by our defenders. They could pass through our midfielders without any resistence.
>>155707839https://www.dreamcast-talk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=19255
>The Silencers of the Scots>The Hunters of Haitians
>>155743742Nice
>>155730967Whats this overhype I've been seeing of Japan lately?Yes this is the weakest Brazil has ever been, but even the weakest Brazil is still a top 10 NT
>Korea need Japan to survivew
>>155743895What were we when we beat panama a few weeks ago
>uruguayos learning algebra just to calculate their chances of advancing 3rdFunny
>>155744100The fact that they beat brazil is a good argument
>>155730510Wtf I love peru now
>>155744160L korea
>bangladesh supports brazil!Most of them support argentina>lebanon supports brazil!Many of them support germany>jamaica supports brazi!This one is legit
venezuela...you ok bro?
I fuckihg hate funkeiros, man, I'm trying to sleep and these favelados put their shitty song at the highest volume
Stop muffating my Japan. All mufa accumulated here in this thread is therefore cancelled.
>>155745738Feels good can't remember the last time I had problems with noisy neighbours. Expensive rent has a good side. Anyway buy some ear plugs
>>155745738what song is that?
>>155745867Valeu pela dica, mas eu já vou me mudar para um bairro silencioso em alguns dias>>155745887Malandramente, vodka ou água de coco, etc. They are celebrating our victory over scots
>>155739671brazil’s group is one of the hardest tbf
>>155735293another cria do diniz like bruno and gabriel sara, as well caio henrique
>>155743699Brazil always have aggressive ass squads, not saying it don't work but it means that nearly everyone try park the bus, anything that gives trouble pressure midfield or yolo past the defenders.
>>155744100it's just about how Brazil will fair against actual competitors haiti is Haiti and Scotland only lost because of mistakes on their part
>>155744363>confusing algebra with calculusthe absolute state of argensimian education
Wake up fags. It's a cold chia
So if Paraguay and Australia beat eachother, Sweden loses to Japão, Spain dies and Iran loses against Egypt wait hol up...
>early in the morning>0 flags from you know where
It's 9am and 3° go back to bed nigga no wonder you want to kys so bad.
>>155745738i always thought brazil made good musichttps://youtu.be/DBQD31zO43o?si=fJ3keAsK9nix8UPG
>>155737660
I just found out there were supposed to be alien niggas yesterday? What happened? Got stuck at the border? This wc is a mess.
>>155749105People joke but mexico takes security at their southern border very seriously
>>155745958Come on now
>>155748034Very coldI wont complain about heat if it ever comes back
o grupo do brasiu é um do mais pau duro da competiçao
Did you guys get a mini word cup schedule made by a local market or pharmacy tgis year?
>>155749498I haven't left my room since february
>>155749386Trvkeao
>>155749386In my neighborhood football whatsapp grouo, when a guy plays well they say "fulano tava de pau duro hoje!!!" As a complimentThis bothers me a lot
>>155749746>This bothers me a lotStop boyvulating.
>>155742295its a neymar vs the world img
Can anyone explain Vampeta? I heard he controversial during interviews. We have a similar dude in Poland
>>155750129He is a funny storyteller
I hope Sweden dont win today, we need to destroy animefags, it'd be so fucking funnyDudes are literally using VPN to larp as japs, fucking embarassing
Ironic...
>>155750129Charismatic, communicative, came from a favela in salvador, brown mutt. So the average monkey indentifies with him, so tv companies hire him to be a reporter and stuff
So while we won against the mighty scots>150+ people dead during earthquake in Venezuela>Bolsonaro's wife starting a feud with Bolsonaro's sonI wanted to give 3 fun facts but only found these and they're not really fun, actually pretty grimThird one would be Uruguay is the biggest importer of brazilian mate followed by... US!
>>155750515Eduardo bolsonaro defended that brazil should be bombed
I have an irrational hatred for this evanjegue
>>155750515>Uruguay is the biggest importer of brazilian mateUhhh dinobros??? Our cope???
>>155750764the cia low key cooked when pushed evangelicism to brazil in the 80s
Brazilian criminals use guns, surprise attacks and numeric superiority but if you could get an average pcc/cv member and an average normal guy to fight mano a mano the result would be open, i believe.
You don't really need much more than that for a good almuerzo
>>155751082>no knifeConcerning.
>>155751082>t.
>>155751082Would it kill you if I add a third piece of pickle?
>>155751082>no knife>10keyless>raw onion>tiny ass corn>no ketchup or mayo This is the sight of a man that has given up.
Vini took a pic with a random japanese girl obsessed with brazil, I'm sorry bros but I can't hate him anymore.
>>155751082>some kind of large anime themed mousepad that takes up a large portion of the desk.
