What happens if soccer players don't hydrate every quarter of a match?
>>155732549they die
I cordially invite you to visit Buenos Aires or any of the countries hosting the WC during summer. BsAs because it's closer and more affordable.
Stop asking questions. Now.
>>155732549Well, you see..>drinks Powerade™Most football players...>drinks Powerade™ again, this time with the label facing the cameraNeed to drink at least..>hooks up Powerade™ drip2 liters of fluid per hour, or...>wipes brow with Powerade™ branded wristbandThey shrivel up, like...>burps the Powerade™ jingleEngland's world cup hopes
>>155735928FIFA should just put microphone on players, they have a vest tracking their movements already.
>>155732549They shrink 67%
>>155732549the AC of the indoor stadiums might desiccate the europeans since their bodies can't handle climate control
>>155732549They don't get paid
>>155732549You remember that episode of SpongeBob where he visits Sandy's house for the 1st time?
