>americans actually believe they are one of the big boys because they beat paragay and austfalia>were arguing yesterday that they are better than brazil now
Are you even better than NZ?
>>155734066real talk, can the US team beat Turkey?
>>155734066It's not like you can beat us in your own sports KEK
>>155734117Not much between us.We'd beat you in Australia btw. You're a similar level to us, and we're both miles off the best.
>>155734263So why didn't your country win?
cope harder kangaroo
>>155734352>american>illiterate moron
>>155734263>lose to Americans in Aussie Rules>lose to Americans in basketball>lose to Americans in soccer>lose to Americans in culture wars>lose to Americans in every other facet of their livesAt what point do you just accept that you're a joke "country"
>>155735725>american>is an idiot
>>155735745>Australian>illiterate moron>"i-i-Idiot!!"
>>155735795indeed you are an illiterate moron
>NO, Y-y-Youuuuuuuuu
>Makes fun of and mocks the superior country>Loses to them in every single way possibleDamn didn't realize Australians and Canadians were basically the same people
>american>is still an idiot>still believes in mutilating baby boy penises>still believes in 20% tips>still believes in middle eastern wars>still believes in mid-game commercials
>>155735922>AUSTRALIA IS BETTER EVEN THOUGH WE LOST EVERY SINGLE TIME WE EVER PLAYED YOU
>>155734352>So why didn't your country win?
>american>is a deluded idiot
>>155735922>straya>had a woman's baby eaten by a wild animal>collectively as a country made fun of her for it>turned it into a meme 'dingo ate my baby'not even africa can compete with that one
It's funny to read cucks like Canadians and Australians mock Americans, but really what they're doing is mocking their ancestors for immigrating to the inferior country
>>155735922you lost
>>155735922you guys are just as cucked as us. youre the ones who spawned the asshole murdoch peddling jew worship and neocon garbage to rednecks for the past 30 years
>>155734066>host teams get easy groupsknockouts will be fun
>are u a mexican or a mexicant ;)
>>155734066aussies are such sad people lmao dingo ate my baby
We're THEE big boy son
>>155735955not OP but you're retarded
>>155734066Your biggest rockstar died choking himself while jerking off
>>155736050> 9 year old game lmao rofl even
>>155734066>>155735922angloid bants are so lame and bitter, what happened?
>>155735996>you guys are just as cucked as usBased on what?Australia has 86% disapproval of Israel.Our circumcision rate is drastically lower than America's.We do not have 20% tips.We aren't anywhere near as fat as the USA.You kvetching about Murdoch just makes you look all the more cucked. Imagine having so much of your population controlled by an australian.The equivalent of Fox News in Australia is Sky News, and they are nowhere near as influential here as Fox News is in America. Despite 24/7 coverage simping for Israel, the country overwhelmingly despises them. Meanwhile your chistian evangelical demographics worship Israel even more than Jesus.
lets not get bogged down with who beat who and when
>>155736059bob geldof whacked him actually
>>155735970
>>155736204cool story broyou still lost 2-0 and even scored on yourself lmao
>>155736204>Australia has 86% disapproval of Israel.sounds like reddit lol nothing to be proud of.
>>155734066Hey guys I just searched "Australia victory over USA World Cup" but got nothing. Any help OP?
USA is goataustralia and canada always seethe at us because they aint us
>Invent gay sport where you "punch" the ball to advance>Americans still own you in itKek the memes just write themselves
must suck to be so shit all your favorite sports that you have to find so many gay ways to cope about it on 4chan USA on top dickhead
>>155736293Means nothing, just one average team w/ home ground advantage beating another average team.There are levels in football, and we are the same level. You will never be a big boy :)
>>155734066brazil is pure shit
>>155736301I'm glad you take pride in supporting Israel, american.
>>155736468>posted on an American website, using an American browser and an American phonewhere does Australia keep their electronics "big boy"
>>155735922>australian>know all this about america>nobody cares about your irrelevant nationhowling
>>155736469Retards like you keep saying this, but they are a far better side than all of the host nations. It's not even close.
>>155736468I believe it means we advanced onto the next stage thanks for the goal cunt
>>155734066>austfaliaWestern New Zealand
>all the kvetching americansthis is too easy. all you gotta do is speak the truth and they get angry
>>155736569Before being inevitably defeated by a far superior team.We're in the same boat, american. Know your level.
>>155734066And you still lost 2-0. Sad!
>>155736564living through other teams like a pajeetthe absolute state of aussies
>Tries to troll #1>gets utterly humiliated and destroyed in the comments section>"T-t-too easy!! We did it reddit!"Still waiting for this faggot to show us what has Australia ever won or achieved in its history..... I'll save him some time: Nothing
>>155734263You are delusional. US soccer is miles ahead of Australia
>>155736655>"we're in the same boat as you! Just ignore the fact we never won anything in any single tournament ever and you just beat us 2-0"
>>155736656And that will be your crowning achievement of this world cup, beating Australia. Treasure it, American.
>>155736655Whatever helps you sleep at night next time try putting it in the other teams net
americans think its normal to shart your pants once a year
>>155736686>american idiot>is illiterate
>>155736690don't forget they lost to emus
>>155736797>>155736775>posted on an American website, using an American browser on an American phone
>>155736701Nope. You failed to qualify for the world cup in 2018 despite being in the easiest confederation and having all the rigging in your favor. That alone proves we're the superior nation.Sorry idiot, your country is a failure when it comes to football.
>>155736858what does it say about the aussies that they lost to the USA then
>>155736826Japanese website, Norwegian browser and Australian internetyoud be still using ethernet if auschads didnt invent wifi
>>155736813Don't forget when the American prickly pear invade their country and destroyed their farmlands
>>155736752You're an even bigger idiot than I thought, american.Australia won the Asian Cup, which is a bigger trophy than anything the US will win in their history.The only trophy you ever win is the "Gold Cup", a tournament held every 2 years, where the only real competition you ever face is Mexico.
>>155736119They're mindbroken by America unfortunately. Sadly it's a common condition among wannabe euros, just look at Cucknada
>>155736947Ahhhhh you can feel the cope through the monitor>countries proudest achievement is something invented by a womanHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>155736917Nothing. It's just a standard home ground advantage and Australia's two best players were benched. It's like Bournemouth beating Arsenal, it doesn't mean Bournemouth are categorically the better team.Australia and America are the same level, sorry idiot. Nothing you can do about it.
>>155736947And without America you'd be sniffing gasoline in the Outback still. Just remember every time you see the moon you see America
>>155736993looks more like you're the one getting angry bro. OP's got you on a string.
>>155736966oh cane toads really raped them too
>>155737028our biggest achievement is ACDC, idiot
>>155737056>It's just a standard home ground advantageMason Cox didn't need it when he embarrassed you in your own sport
>>155736797you realize there is nothing incorrect about that statement right retard > i pointed out we spell a word differently than them th-that'll show em
>>155736947The Jap bought it from an American
>>155737056I genuinely didn't even know Australia had a soccer team before this world cup. It was like finding out about Curacao or cape verde like wtf I didn't even know they existed much less that they had a soccer team
REMINDER
Tell us, Americans. Why do you believe so strongly in mutilating baby boys?Why do you behave so aggressively when someone expresses any form of disapproval for violent mutilation of infants?
oi mate lets put another shrimp on the barbie
>>155737196And still can't compete with USA. You're so cucked you celebrate Halloween HAHAHAHAHA LMFAO
>>155737145No, you're an illiterate moron, and have a very poor grasp on the english language.
>>155737113What did I say that was angry? That Can'tnada, Losstralia, and other Euro wannabes are pathetic cvcks? Saying that is like reciting the pledge of allegiance here
>>155734263>We'd beat you in Australia btw. You're a similar level to us, and we're both miles off the best.
>>155737275>moron, and haveNice one Chang
>>155737190All this does is further confirm you're a low-level footballing nation.You will never be one of the big boys, and you will be dead before america wins a meaningful trophy.
>>155737275name 10 books
>>155737275>No, you're an illiterate moron, and have a very poor grasp on the english language.
>>155736288
>>155737280>What did I say that was angry?you think you need to declare to everyone you're angry before people can correctly infer it? you're pretty dumb bro.
>>155737275>tells people they have a poor grasp of the English language>commits multiple run on sentences, poor syntax and multiple grammar mistakes
>he drinks fosters
>>155737344So we will win one? That's good to know I guess.
>>155737344why you so angry Ausbro? youre second in the group and will probably go through to next round, cool ya jets
>>155734066They’re painfully annoying
>>155736301
>>155734066Who has Brazil beaten? Haiti and Scotland
fuck off wogbot
>>155737404Anon, you you accused someone of trying to "live through other countries" because they rightly pointed out America have an inferior team to the big boys. That proves you're an illiterate moron.
>>155737391But all I did was speak the truth anon.. b-baka
>>155737420pipe down loser
>>155737416Nope, you'll just die before seeing one, and success will never happen anyway because america is inherently bad at football.
>>155737459>you youthis retard really thinks every American poster is the same person? What a fucking retard. No wonder why you lost in humiliating fashion
>>155737496>this coming from australiakek
>>155737139i have been to america and i have nothing against seppos but please stop pretending this guy is anything other than a total spudhis ball skills are fucking horrible, he butchers every kick and can't take a mark. he is good at hitting out in the ruck because he's 7ft tall, that's it though.
Aussies are not taking the loss well. Hate to see it.
>>155737419There's a certain subset of aussies (like canucks) who constantly seethe over the USA out of some inferiority complex. I guess this incident just sent one over the edge
>>155737496>Nope, you'll just die before seeing oneBased on my family history I will likely make it to 100 though. And you already said we will win one, sorry bro. I guess I'll tell my grandson to celebrate for me 300 years from now.
>>155737453Brazil have at least 9 players in their squad who would be the best player on the US national team. Even some of their bench players would be your best player.There isn't a single US player who would get in the Brazil starting 11. It's debatable if one would even make their squad.There are levels in football. You need to understand where your level is. Even a comparatively weak Brazil team is still far superior to the US team.
>>155737212das rassiss
>>155737459you tried bringing up other teams as a gotcha retard we are talking about your shit team 2-0 btw
>>155737595We'd win because we believe in the heart of the balls.
>>155737496>america is inherently bad at footballThen why did we beat you in your own sport???? Answer the question instead of dodging it like you're at the World Cup
>>155737590I never said that, sorry you're an illiterate moron.The only thing America will ever win is a Gold Cup, a trophy you made up solely for America vs Mexico matches.Australia won the Asian cup, which is a far bigger and harder trophy than anything America will ever win.
>>155737672This reminds me of Can'tnada coping after we beat them in their retarded sport with the sticks and discs
>>155737551He barely started playing the sport at age 24 and is better than people like you who played it their whole lives. In a way Mason Cox cucks you and all 30 million of you every time he steps on the field
>>155737614No idiot, someone correctly pointed out other countries are better than yours at football, and being the illiterate idiot you are, you misinterpreted this as "living through other countries".This is what happens when you are terminally online and highly insecure.
>>155737708>no comebackNo problem, idiot. This is your level, and always will be.
YANK BROS GET IN HERE
>>155737672>I never said that>>155737344>you will be dead before america wins a meaningful trophy???
>>155737730seethe harder 2-0 there are levels to this and you're far below us
>>155737730>This is what happens when you are terminally online and highly insecurePROJECTIONROJECTION
>>155737781>This is your level, and always will be.Above Losstralia? True
Still waiting for an answer to this: >>155737212I'm just so confused as to why Americans are so sensitive to people criticizing their barbaric pagan rituals.
>>155737788>no adsdropped
>tells people they have no grasp of the English language>can't type a single comment without committing errors that no native should be makingSAAR I AM KANGAROO SAAR
>>155737672the one you guys hosted? well clearly you won because of homefield advantage and nothing else right LMAO
>>155737800Somehow you are stupid and illiterate enough to construe this as "y-you are living through another country".Total moron :)
>>155737709no need to be caustic to me champ, i am just stating he is not a good player. i have no problems with seppos except when they arrogantly try to tell me about my sport. im glad you prefer it to wogball but the fact is that mason cox sucks lol
>>155736354Canada I can understand because they're right next door, but I've never understood why Australians are so obsessed with us.
USA and England are one and the same. Chokers against decent teams
>>155737844the reason nobody answered you is because we dont think about cock as much as you
>Australia>Losstralia>Loss trail yaKWAB
>>155737804Nope. We're the same level.Deep down, you know this, but you're trying to put up a front.
>>155737788
>>155737903>jeet mad an American got to live his dream
>>155737950Until you put 12 men on the moon, you'll never be on our level. You're not even on Can'tnada's level
Proud to be AmericanAlways
>>155737954why do you watch our sport and seethe over australians champmason cox dream was to play basketball kek
>>155737950shut the fuck up wogbot
>>155738024His dream was to play soccer actually you retard but he found another way to dominate you losers. All you can do is seethe and cry on the internet about him while he gets to live your dream
>>155737882Maybe, but it remains a far bigger achievement than anything the American national team will ever achieve.You tried hosting the Copa America in 2024, but couldn't even make it out of your group, losing to Uruguay and Panama.Panama also beat you to the 2018 World Cup, even though all the rigging was in your favour during qualification.This is why your nation will always be a failure at football. You're just not at the level. Beating the worst Australian World Cup side ever will be your national side's greatest achievement.
This one American makes 30 million kangaroo turds seethe
>>155737931If you don't think about it, why do you go out of your way to mutilate baby boy penises? Like what's wrong with you? You just allow infant mutilation without thinking about it?
>>155737927This board should really only be for people who speak English as their first language. You retarded johnny foreigners will clearly never understand anglobantzz
>>155738116What does this have to do with sports anon? Stick to the topic. I don't make fun of your balding or alcoholism
>>155738045Cry more jeet idiot.
>>155738066my brother in christ stop seething over australiansi am not the absolute faggot op, i couldn't give a shit about wogball and frankly i hoped america won over australia to make the wogs who give a shit about this terrible sport seethe. i watch and enjoy american sports, i've been to america, i like americans for the most part. i have not an ounce of seethe towards americans. i'm glad i don't live in america but it's a nice country and i want to visit again.all that considered, mason cox is still a shithouse player.
We were told to be worried about the Aussies and their trolls when all they are is an even more booty blasted version of Canucks
>>155738116im not even cut so you're taking this up with the wrong yank still weird as fuck to make it a talking point just because you're BTFO about losing 2-0
>>155737393>HELP BROS, BACK UP NEEDED>>155734066
>>155738136Case in point
>>155738197There's two kinds of aussies. The kind that are good at trolling aren't the kind to seethe about the USA.
>>155738173He's still in the league and you aren't. If he played your gay ass sport from a young age he'd be the best player in the league
>>155738154Why the double standards, seppo? In this thread alone you americans have cried about Rupert Murdoch, bragged about the moon landing, tried to wind Australians up about Bon Scott, talking about agricultural shit nobody cares about, posting abo images, but you're taking issue at someone pointing out how your country has a culture of mutilating baby boys?Why don't you actually own up and attempt to justify this ritual? Why do you believe so strongly in mutilating baby boys at birth?
>>155738155kill yourself giuseppe, this sad attempt at a thread sucks and trying to get /alf/ to help you is even more pathetic. i hate you more than any american, and you should be forced to leave the country.
>>155738173we all just are here to piss off OP if you get some shit in the crossfire I apologize
>>155738208No, you're definitely circumcised. It's part of your country's culture, there's no need to fib.It's also part of your country's culture to give billions to israel, so it goes hand in hand.
>Loses to the US >Is completely mind broken with seethe over a kick the ball around gameIs this the Aussie bantz I've heard of lol. It's been almost a week now it's time to move on it's embarrassing, but hey maybe in the future you'll get another chance!
>>155738298you still scored on yourself btw LMAO
>>155738307Evidently you're a schizophrenic jeet moron. I never post in your shit thread or follow your shit sport.
>>155738297why do you seethe so much mate? i'm just giving my honest opinion. i see him butcher kicks and drop marks all the time and think fuck what a spud. i have nothing against the guy, i actually think he seems like a nice bloke and i'm glad he came to play in our league. but he's not very good.
>>155738298>Seppowow look out guys we got a crisp sheila banging badass bogan cunt here!
im going to laugh so hard when america instantly get cucked by the first real footballing nation they faceits quite sad that their media is giving them all this false hope, theyre all delusional right now
>>155738398>nrlsperg made this threadholy fucking cope kekthis is why no-one in america watches your terrible sport, no matter how much you shill vegas
>>155738345bro got nothing but shaboingboing on his mind kek 2-0 btw
>>155738360But my penis wasn't mutilated as a baby.
Just letting you know this thread was made by an aus/pol poster who are despised on /afl/ and /nrl/
>lose in soccer>lose in basketball>lose in Aussie rules>embarrass yourselves on 4chinz>mocks Americans on an American website, using an American broswer on his American phoneyou can't make this shit up. truly mind broken
>>155738439Thats not nrlsperg mate, you cant tell this from his posting style?
>>155738439It's crazy how someone gaslights in /afl/ and you just believe it like the laughable little moron you are.Incredible how stupid you are, jeet.
>>155738449But your mind was unfortunately for us
>>155738453Wait is it THE MICKSPERG himself???
>>155738453Based on what, retard? Post examples.
>>155738492nrlsperg is a seething bitch about afl and notice how much he started to seethe about me mentioning his pathetic crosspost in /alf/?
USAUSAUSAUSAUSAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt84J7U75e0
>theres Americans posting here right now as we speak that live in this
>>155738453Makes sense dude is mental lol he can't fathom having hope even if the chances are slim
>>155738500i am not just not a jeet, but i am more australian than you stavros, because i don't watch wogballnow fuck off you pathetic seething cunt
>>155738502I actually bet $300 on the US winning because I thought Australia were over-valued. Sorry idiot.Btw I still have my foreskin intact.
>>155738541I am the OP of this thread, and you are a dead set idiot for thinking I have ever posted in /afl/. I don't post in /nrl/ either, or follow any australian sports.
This image means a million words to Losstralians
>>155738534See>>155736204>Australia has 86% disapproval of Israel.>Our circumcision rate is drastically lower than America's.>>155738345>No, you're definitely circumcised. It's part of your country's culture, there's no need to fib.>It's also part of your country's culture to give billions to israel, so it goes hand in hand.
>>155738629>i am a globohomo wogbot who watches divegrass instead of domestic sportsthat is even more pathetic, consider killing yourself you un-australian faggot
>>155738576Nah I'm happy to keep reminding you of the smelly jeet moron you are.
>talks shit on America>end up talking shit on each other insteadAmeriCHADS we simply continue to collect the Ws
Objectively, we beat Australia on the field and in most metrics
>>155738676you are browner than i am guiseppe, and i hope you get deported
>>155738692australian sports are more important than whatever gay shit this thread was originally about theres a literally WAR going on in au/sp/
>>155738581You honestly just sound mind broken buddy sorry that losing to us effected you so much. Glad you bet on the better team though at least that part of brain is still functioning!
>>155738654What do these posts have to do with your allegation of being "an aus/pol poster who are despised on /afl/ and /nrl/"?Like, how stupid are you bro?Where is your evidence I post on aus/pol/? Or /afl/? Or /nrl/?This is just standard schizophrenic conjecture from terminally online idiots like yourself. You spend way too much time on 4chan and start conflating all your enemies together into a single boogieman despite having no evidence.You'll always be a sad little autistic freak lol.
gonna go throw a burger on the grill any ameribros want one?
>>155738746There's no "war" just aus/pol blowies spamming garbage like they usually do
>>155738767Yeah what sauces you got?
>>155738756Nope, I am realistic, while you are deluded, and in denial over being mutilated as a baby.I know Australia and the USA are around the same level, miles below the big boys and always will be.But Australia still won the Asian cup, a far greater achievement than America will ever achieve.
>>155738767
>>155738767i'm one of the ausCHADs who isn't seething about america can i have one
>>155738821>Asian cupThe same one that won Qatar won? lmaoWhatever makes you feel better dude
>>155738861cuck behaviour
Why the actual fuck is australia even larping as a great nation? You guys are literally the most irrelevant english speaking nationNFL > AFL
/sp/ fucking sucks now or maybe I'm getting old. I remember banter being cheeky and actually funny, this is some "trannies arguing about bullshit on Tumblr"-tier nonsense.
>>155738871Yes, Qatar have achieved something far greater than the US team ever will.Says a lot really.
>>155738767Yes brother, let me get one of your American heaven sandwiches
>>155738803ketchup mustard mayo some secret sauce from walmart that's basically a big mac sauce dupe >>155738861do you want bacon on yours?
>>155738895>third worlder>is an illiterate moron
>>155738895you are argentian kekmy bank account is worth more than your shit nation
>>155738918Yeah the Losstralian is clearly mind broken. I bet he had a dream last night of America raping him again in his race car bed
>>155738956yes mate cheers
>>155738924Not a fucking chance concacaf moggs afc, afc only has japan as a top teamThey even play some copa americas with conmebol which is a way higher ceeling than le asian cup
>>155738767fish burger for me champ
>>155738988American, why are you so offended by the fact that we're the same level?
>>155738956I'm basic as fuck I'll take ketchup
>>155738981>you are argentian>calls him illiterateholy shit nigga proof read your comments before posting and embarrassing yourself even more. Go touch grass for fuck's sake
>>155738918>/sp/ fucking sucks now or maybe I'm getting old. I remember banter being cheeky and actually funny, this is some "trannies arguing about bullshit on Tumblr"-tier nonsense.
>>155739007>third worlder>is an idiot>They even play some copa americasYes, and failed to qualify from their group, losing to Uruguay and Panama.Great example you got there, thirdie moron.
>>155739022
>>155739030wrong anon but yeah i did stuff upyou have to admit an argie trying to shit on australia for not being a great nation is ridiculous, australia is like one of the top 10 richest countries in the world and argentina is like bottom of the barrel
>>155738946>>155739010coming right up fellas
>>/sp/ fucking sucks now or maybe I'm getting old. I remember banter being cheeky and actually funny, this is some "trannies arguing about bullshit on Tumblr"-tier nonsense.
>>155736027who's the israeli in the mirror
>>155739062Bro they raped your shit 2 weeks ago and have more futbol history in the last 10 years than australia ever did
>>155739083My state is richer than your loser country. Don't be all high and mighty if you're not #1 like us
>>155739095stfu autist fag
>>155739083>auscuck desperately simping for american posters as they insult youShameful behavior. Go and live there you worthless cuck subhuman.
>>155739124no need to attack me mate i am not on OP's cope, i don't give a rat's about wogball. i hope wogball doesn't become popular in america because american domestic sports all mog wogball. argentinians only have sports englel invented, only good at union and wogball kek.
>Frens
>>155739118>third worlder>is an idiot
>>155739181And tenis and boxing and female hockey etc
>>155739154yeah so much better than impotently seething about america and getting clowned on like you are diego. fuck i wish i was as cool as you are thinking about circumsized babies for some reason.
>>155739181I respect you liking your own thing a lot and afl is pretty cool that if I lived in Australia I would definitely follow it.
>>155739189nothing lower than a 4channer trying to fit in and with what with muttsi appreciate u kangaroo
>>155739181>p-p-please don't bully me! i'm on your side! im america's friend!
geez mario is really revved up that no-one cares about a wogball result kek
reminder all this hate stems from an assblasted aussie who cant handle losing 2-0 in a soccer match lmao
>>155738477>>lose in Aussie rulesWhat was this? I'm unaware of this. Was there a U.S. vs Aus. AFL game?
we dont even care about football/thread
>>155739334one who admits he doesn't watch domestic australian sports too, what a pathetic individual.
>>155739321looks like you're getting humiliated on your /afl/ hugbox, jeet.
>>155739334Nah we're just reminding you that we're the same level, and you're miles below the big boys.
>>155739432scored on yourself
we're going to the semifinals no cap
>>155739477Meanwhile you failed to qualify from a group with Panama and Bolivia.We're the same level, seppo.
>>155739432>we're the same level,As a big boy no you are not
>>155739384you samefagging in the thread doesn't count as humiliation champ. curious how you refused to use /alf/ up until a minute ago though kek, really got you in a seethe don't i? maybe you'll need to make some carbonara to calm down
>>155739584cool but you still scored on yourself
>>155739432Dude we beat you 2-0. And we'd do it again
>>155739567Deluded idiot roflmao
>never watch poverty ball>think the diving for frees is a meme>watch world cup>its worse then the meme>watch blokes crying to jesus and rolling around with an eye on the refsemen slurping spoort for literal faggots chick netballers are tougher than these brown fairies
>>155739589>third worlder>is a moron
>>155739682hey now where is your respect for the big boy you keep banging on about
>>155739617Where is your evidence I have made even a single post on /afl/, my unintelligent little moron friend?
>>155739672I can't stand it either, but people are just expected to go "it's par for the course" to watch these absolute faggots flopping around and acting like they got shot in their bussy. It's fucking embarrassing.
>>155739682You said you arent a big boy, so shut up and listen to one, in that copa america you wouldnt have made it pass the group stage on any group
>>155739633just one bad team beating another bad team. We are still the same level.
>>155734066i dont even care about this """sport""". i won't watch any of the matches. i'll only check the score afterward so that i can gloat that we beat the national pride of your country in something that no one gives a shit about over here
>>155739740>third worlder>still a moron
2-0 wasnt a gg no re needed
>>155739868>national prideyou're an even bigger idiot than i thought american. soccer is australia's 5th sport at best.
2-0 gg ez
>>155736826>posted on an American websiteit's funny how they never have a rebuttal to this
for me its cricket and baseball
>>155739971You cant answer you lost i accept your concession you bitch
>>155739868Youre talking to a thread full of diaspora wogs
>>155740108But where's your foreskin?
>>155736540>American phoneDidn't realise my Samsung galaxy was made in the USA
>>155740053I thought it was a fun game. I hope we play again soon.
>>155740197>third worlder>is a low IQ idiot>doesn't know much about football
>>155740215ameritards use iphones because muh green bubble
>>155740238cheers
>>155738581>>155739226>>155738345>>155739226It truly is bizarre to be this obsessed with another anon's genitals
>>155740270>>155740215Calls me a third worlder doent even have an iphone lolAnd i know about football you called me a bigboy yourself, i knew the us was gonna raped you cause they beated uruguay 5-0 before the wc meanwhile australia is fucking south africa tier
Hey Americans just letting you know its midday here and you're likely arguing with aus/pol neets
>>155740385You ARE a third worlder, idiot. Argentina is the third world. You don't matter, you're a worthless smelly monkey and you have a low IQ.You don't know anything about football.
>>155740385I'm >>155740215 and I never called you a third worlder, that is another anon
Messi doesnt even live in Argentina lol
>>155740433Stop being racist to our Argentinean friend
>>155740385>doent even have an iphone lol
>>155740457it's not enough that you're desperately brown-nosing americans that you're now brown-nosing argentinians?How low are you prepared to stoop, jaidyn? I can see even your /afl/ buddies think you're a total loser lol!
>>155734066There will never be a socceroos player more famous than sam kerrjoke of a teamjoke of a sport
>>155740399just says more about them that they still haven't came up with anything meaningfulthey're not sending their best
IT'S COMING SHALOM
Yeah you can't call someone third world and not have the funds to buy an iphone
>>155740532Cry more jaidyn.
I own a $5k computer (probably worth more after prices have gone up), trust me when I say me not owning an iPhone is not a financial thing
>>155740433I am a third worlder but if you are gonna try an make fun of it you should atleast have an iphone>You don't know anything about football.At this point is meaningless to keep talking, you are a schizo neet that got assraped by the usa and already concceded so bye kys
>>155740138There is no rebuttal that they can come up with that doesn't make them look like seething cucks. Every single time they see the moon, they are reminded of our superiority
>>155740595>>155740633>idiot thinks all australian flags are the same personTruly a moron. No wonder you're stupid enough to think America are one of the world cup big boys.
>>155740629>can't afford bothok broke boy
>>155734263We even beat you in Rugby 7s recently Also we beat you without our best player
>you're not akanji you're metzelder
>>155740674you're just repeating what someone else hit a stupid aussie with earlier find a new slant
>>155740633>I am a third worlderGood that you admit it. Know your place you worthless, unintelligent monkey.>make fun of it you should atleast have an iphoneI haven't written a single word about phones in this thread you laughable little idiot. Stop confusing me with Jaidyn the simp.You CLEARLY don't know anything about football, anyone can figure that out from the sheer stupidity of your posts, third world monkey.
>>155740696U a chad man
USA
>>155740674>to think America areHOLY ESL SAAR
>>155740723I am correctly labeling you a delusional moron. It's time you accept reality.
>>155740595>Yeah you can't call someone third world and not have the funds to buy an iphoneI don't understand why Americans think an iPhone is innately better. I have the money for an iPhone, I chose a galaxy because I find its a better experience
>>155740723Hahah it's true oh no no no no
>>155740881>I have the money for an iPhone,Suuuuuure you do thirdie
>>155740908kek what i dont even watch whatever tf that is lol brooooo on god we beating these dudes in cricket
>>1557407802-0 put it in the right net next time jaidyn
>>155740957make sure you quote him next time, seppo
>>155740908nigga that aint even a real sport LMAO
>>155741008We're even beating them at fake sports
>>155740908HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
>>155740908is that sevens? aka meme sport
>>155741028it's 2 ez
>>155740957jaidyn is some wog faggot's imagined personality to try and shit on afl fans because he is jealous most of them are anglo or celtici believe you meant to call him giuseppe or some other wog name
>>155741008It's literally an Olympic sport
Bros how do you even fail this miserably? Panama knocked them out of the 2018 World Cup qualifying too.Even Australia managed to iron out Peru in the 2022 qualifying despite having a worse team. No doubt that's what this argie thirdie is still seething about.
Why do Americans like iphones so much?
>>155741083thank you i'll adjust the banter accordingly
>>155741066>Olympic sport?!?!
>>155741083>t. jaidyn/afl/ is still laughing at you, what a melt
>>155741096Are you celebrating having to play peru? That means you didnt qualify on fucking afc lmaooo
>>155740908Imagine if we cared
>>155741181>third worlder>is a complete idiot
>>155741149"melt" god what a silly insult you can really tell you all are inbred convicts
>>155740908OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
holy shit, jaidyn is melting the fuck down right now >>155741083
>>155741231>american idiot>doesn't know what a melt is
>>155741218Australia is also third world compared to the us retard
>>155734066>one guy shitposting>they are arguing>yesterdaynot only was it today (upside down time doesn't count), but you boiled so hard about it that you came back to post about it a day later. thanks for the layup 3 points, bitch
>>155740908Australia your response?
I heard australian chicks are sluts is this true?
>>155736858>2018lel aussies and english are both so brainbroken and assblasted that they are pretending that nearly a decade ago is the present.
>>155741149>>155741261holy samefagging seethe
>>155740908>A fucking stingray
>>155741327You lost the argument though.
>>155734066I really don't like this "beef" between USA and Australia.It's either one-sided or totally made-up astroturfing from people trying to promote an anti-white agenda.I've been to Australia. It's tight. The people and culture are cool as fuck. They're a little standoffish with Americans at first, but so is the rest of the world.The only thing I have bad to say about Australia is that it's despicable what a ridiculous quasi-authoritarian nanny state you've let your government devolve into.It's literally an enormous malevolent shit cake that no other countries seem to know about.Other than that, we cool.
>>155741142yes the Olympics are a meme. it was invented so sports that dont get viewers normally can have a moment in the limelight
>>155741311why would i concern myself with losers' vocabulary
>>155741430>absolute cope
>>155741393Try again simpy
>>155741414i didn't make that "argument", but I think you have generally gotten yourself confused
>>155734199>>155736308 Imagine if USA started playing AFL. Unironically would be kino. We need more burgers playing here because they’re peak entertainment.
Truth from a futbol expert is that the usa would always qualify if they played in afc While australia wouldnt if they played in concacaf
>>155741426pick a side or get out
>>155741426>tftpYou elected Trump. Enough said.
>>155740908Australia been real quiet since this dropped
>>155740215Samsung copied Apple. All smartphones are America phones. Now you've realized.
>>155741426We’re always cool, we just bring the bantz against each other because nobody else is worth it.
>>155741473Nah you clearly lost it, idiot. Deep down you know the American team is a class below Brazil.
>>155741552Ofc they are lmao its fucking BrazilWe're only arguing We're a class above Australia, and we are.
>>155741508>You elected TrumpEvidence that, in fact, democracy can indeed sometimes work for good.
>>155741552still bringing up Brazil pajeet LMAO 2-0
Lying about their own capabilities and overrating themselves to the point of absurdity and alienating everyone around them is just dey cultcha and comes directly from the top
>>155741538You do not speak for australians, jaidyn. Even /afl/ rejects you.
>>155741538Word up.>>155741508>>155741495Each of you, individually, can suck my balls.
>>155741593you don't speak for australians guiseppe, wogball is a joke sport and no aussie gives a fuck about it. and that makes you seethe
>>155741575>Ofc they are lmao its fucking BrazilAnd yet you desperately tried to claim you were better than Brazil in the other thread.>We're only arguing We're a class above Australia, and we are.Nope. We're the same level.We have the better achievements though.
>>155741552yeah, and I never said otherwise, schizo
>>155741585You need to worry about playing Mexico in the AztecaThey dont lose at that elevation
>>155741595pick me pick me pick me im not like the other girls im one of the good ones i have more respect for every aussie trying to shit on me than you
>>155741684this guy is interacting with 10-15 people over the course of two days and thinks they are all the same person. genuine mental illness, sadly
>>155741684That's not me, no idea what youre talking about.You do not have better achievements. We've finished 3rd at the World Cup. We have way more trophies.
>>155741593Cope, seethe and relocate chump. If you’ve never been inside an American women you need to leave. Burgers made their own sports and love it like we did. Every other nation sucks on the cock of some weird British sport.
>>155741576Trump is aggressively prosecuting all his adversaries, aggressively trying to deport anyone critical of israel, claiming anyone who is against his war in Iran of being "treasonous" and a "traitor".The fact that you still support him tells us you're a blithering idiot. Guy's a dead-set clown, only 34% approval in your own country now.
Better achievments? LmaooooThis nig never watched futbol
>>155741684>We have the better achievements though.lmaaooooooooooooooo
>>155741776>1776 Witnessed
>>155741676Why are you so upset, jaidyn?
>>155741834you suck up to aussies in /nrlel/ kekfucking pathetic behaviour, you wish you were aussie
>>155740908STILL NO RESPONSE FROM THE AUSSIES
>>155741809And we elected some wog bastard whose pussy has exploded non stop. Least Americans had the balls to retardmaxx it all the way to the top and not give a fuck.
>>155741776>We've finished 3rd at the World Cup.Cool, did you win a trophy for that? Idiot.>We have way more trophies.Lol you are such an embarrassing failure it's funny.The Gold Cup is just a junk trophy for America vs Mexico every two years. It would be like us creating a trophy for Australia vs New Zealand every 2 years.The Asian Cup alone trumps every single achievement America has ever had in football. America will never win anything even remotely close to that. All you will ever have is your tiny pond farmers cup.
>>155741923You keep thinking its all the same person fucking schizo, and no i rather have 3 (three) 1 + 1 + 1 world cups
>>155741880you are the one who made this thread seething that we lost in a sport no-one except FOBs in australia care about. why are you so upset?
>>155741690I'm not worried about them.
>>155741708Oh no! I lack for your respect, what ever shall I do?Get fucked sperg.
>>155742069
>>155741843What are your country's achievements in football? Besides missing the world cup in 2018, and failing to qualify from a group with Panama and Bolivia.
https://youtu.be/sH0Qda32IKM?list=RDsH0Qda32IKM
>>155742069Australia wouldn't even qualify out of Concacaf
We nearly beat america in basketball.
>>155742099jaidyn, you came here from /afl/, desperately tried sucking up to americans (and even an argentinian), got shat on, and kept desperately trying to suck up to them, all the while /afl/ laughs at you.That's pretty tragic mate. You must've been bullied a lot in school lol
>>155742124>nooooo continental trophies only count for me!>going further in the WC (multiple times) than we ever have dun count!
>>155742109you're gonna be sooo popular with the aussies im sure theyll even let you pick which hole first
>>155742150>nearly HahahahahahahaMeanwhile we've beaten you at literally every fucking sport
>>155742124Who gives a fuck about soccer retard. This is like who shit their pants better?
>mutts and kangaroo shaggers beefingBunch of jobless cunt
*wins*
>>155742150We just beat you by 2 without our only good player
>>155742124beating australia head-to-head in their only competitive meetingbeing 3-0 vs. Australia this century
>>155742188you dodged the question you seething little poof, why are you so upset that australia lost in a sport no-one cares about?
>>155742144You're deluded, idiot. Asian confederation is objectively a harder path to qualification, and sometimes we have to go through extra qualifiers against concacaf and south america, which we always win. Haven't missed a world cup for 24 years and counting.The fact that you missed in 2018 is quite literally as embarrassing as it gets. You lost to Panama, I mean jesus christ. Holy shit, Panama.
>>155742124>>155742069Australia stat padded in OFC which is a fucking amateur shit before moving to AFC And in afc you guys barely qualify for the world cup and that asian cup only good team is japanAustralia wouldnt qualify to the world cup if they played in concacafAnd yes the third place in the world cup is more valueable than an asian cup
We nearly beat america in baseball.
>>155740908AUSSIEBROS?!?!!
>>155742279yeah asian qualification filters everything except juggernauts like jordan, iraq and qatar
>>155742203>no argumentNo problem, idiot.America would never win the Asian cup and you know it. That's why you need a trophy with an extremely limited pool.Meanwhile when you try to compete in the Copa America (which you hosted), you can't even qualify from your group, which was an extremely weak group.
>>155742214What Aussies you fucking autist?WE ARE ON THE INTERNET. THERE IS NO SUPPLICATIVE GAY SEX TO BE HAD FOR ANYONE. TOUCH GRASS.
>>155742323Hahahahha
>>155742332we have qualified from our group in CA multiple times, lad
>>155742289>third worlder>is an idiot
>>155742315It's like saying we beat you in 3v3 basketball in the olympics.
>>155742323Also Qatar has competed in the gold cup like 3 straight times and got humiliated all 3 times
>>155742276jaidyn, please relax, you need to learn when to swallow your pride, accept your humiliation and move on.
>>155742332you must be illiterate if you think that there wasn't a very clear and damning implicit argument there.
>>155742339> i used swear words so im winning"touch grass"when we're both on 4chan please lower your voice and work on that bmi
>>155742420>cannot answer the questionyou lost guiseppe
>>155742368Yes, because it's one of the easiest paths to qualification. It's literally Mexico then complete garbage.Failing to qualify in 2018 is a complete and utter embarrassment. For some reason you have a hard time admitting that.
>>155742332We literally made the Semifinals in the Copa America before it
holy shit this threads going to get to 500
>>155742471>>155742323The mighty iraq??????Wow what great teams afc has
>>155742385And they are the current Asian league champion which is even funnier
>>155742471"CA" is Copa America, dummy. you're letting yourself get confused again.
no way this fag is bragging about a trophy from 2015 when QATAR has won it b2b. Concacaf clears
Mexico finished their group with 9 points
>>155742491Yes the schizo is fucking great been lmao for a while now
>>155742504AUSSIEBROS?!?! IS THIS TRUE?!?!The mighty Asian champs Qatar got bootyblasted at the last 2 Gold Cups?!?
>>155742471who isn't admitting it? Bringing it up now is bizarre, since the only current player involved was 16 at the time and our youth development system has fundamentally changed since then.
>>155742488Cool, did you win a trophy for it? What trophies do you have besides your biennial match with Mexico?
>>155742520Literally lost 0-6 to Canada the weakest member of CUM
>>155742534it's peak both flags are so bored they are arguing with each other at this point
>>155735725australians are undefeated on true lan
>>155742557We literally won a Gold Cup and knocked out Qatar (Asian champs) in the process of winning it.Do you realize how that alone completely invalidates your argument?
>>155742323Why did you bother replying to a retard that's so obviously baiting you? Australia fucked around basically the entire qualification process because it was so piss easy this time. That's the level of bait you're biting.
We are literally the strongest team (per capita)Also we mog america in swimming (per capita)
>>155742623He will ignore this
>>155742623>We literally won a Gold CupA biennial ceremonial match with Mexico. Means nothing.You can kvetch all you like, but the reality is the Asian Cup is a much more difficult tournament to win. America will never achieve anything of this magnitude, ever.
>>155742623he didn't realize the holders of the trophy he's glorifying have been dismantled multiple times by the confederation he's trying to mock. He's stuck here now that he's learned it, has to ignore it
>>155742144This is facts. Australia wouldn't even get to the playoff either. The fact that anybody can call himself a soccer fan and not realize how bad Losstralia is is just baffling. Everyone with two eyes knows Losstralia sucks ass and couldn't even beat us without our best player
>>155742673calm down jaidyn, your autism is acting up again
>>155742680The literal Asian cup champs (Qatar) were in that Gold CupAre you retarded?
>>155736615Always LMAO. It's like they hate reality and prefer to live in a bubble. The cognitive dissonance from the amount of brainwashing they get vs their own narratives must be really strong
>>155742680Its just tiring at this pointUsa and mexico are way better than 99% of afc teams only japan is on their level
>>155742716who the fuck is jaidyn?
>>155742680Your Cup is literally Japan and friends it's worthless
Can't wait til next month when we all stop caring about soccer
>>155742427No lie, I benched 300 at 187lbs last week.
>>155742673>that other guy (totally not me) was only pretending to be retardedbite this bait*exposes ding ding*
>13 mentions of jaidynget help champ
>>155742188Mate pretty sure /afl/ is mocking your retarded ass>>155742150>We NEARLY beat america in basketball.Holy shit this one is going into the collage
>>155734066And they had to fill the team with niggers too to gain an edge. Them and Canada are fucking disgusting
>wake up>in Australia>walk outside>20 abos at my door>daily reparations>they take all my cash and my spraypaint>head down to bondi beach>mohammed sniping people>call the police, say there's a Muslim out here shooting people>arrested for racism>in jail>guard turns on rugby for us to watch>america wins>change to soccer>america wins>get suspended 10 year sentence>walk home>abo throws a redback on me>get bitten, go into a coma>wake up in 2030>turn on soccer>america wins>mfw
>>155742742Maybe the real World Cup was the friends we made a long the way.
joshy you here m8?
>>155742745nice dude keep going with it wagmi
Aussie aussie aussie
>>155742761This is a HUGE day for collage making.
>>155742797loss, loss, loss
>the pummelers of pakistan >the marauders of macau>the obliterators of oman
>>155742720Means nothing, the Asian Cup is objectively more difficult to win than your biennial 2 horse race.Cry more, american idiot.
Afc teams that qualified (1.5 good teams LMAO)AustraliaIR IranIraqJapanJordanKorea RepublicQatarSaudi ArabiaUzbekistanConcacaf teams (3 good teams)Canada CuraçaoHaitiMexico PanamaUSA
Australia won their playoff game out of Asia Federation, but can they win on a warm sunny day in Seattle????
The burning question: which team is whiter?
>>155742783we need joshy more than ever
>>155742731>third worlder>is a complete moron
>>155742835Yes it means nothing that the Asian cup champions were humiliated in the last 2 Gold Cups
>>155742835have you learned to put it in the right net yet?
>calls people third worlder>can't afford an iphone or any dignity
>>155742736and yet it's still worth far more than a gold cup, sorry idiot.
This oughta scare them off
Australia can't even beat Qatar and I'm supposed to think they're not absolute dogshit embarrassments?
>>155734066Let them have it
>>155742761>Mate pretty sure /afl/ is mocking your retarded assBased on what, idiot? Show us the evidence.
>Noooo you dont get it usa mexico and canada would get raped by THE uzbekistan THE jordan and THE koreaLol
>>155741809The fact that you slop up liberal anti-Trump talking points shows how little of a thinker you are. Foreigners don't really hate him though, they're just bitter that they don't have any real leaders in their own country.
>>155742895
>>155742911>thirdie can't afford automatic transmissionholy shit the memes just write themselves. Losstralians are truly third world
>>155742769>be born in america>first thing that happens is a rabbi mutilating your penis
>>155742933dogsperg? did you get lost champ?
>>155742956Thirdie you've been simping for America for hours now. We already know you're a low IQ third worlder moron.Evidently you're still salty Australia nearly knocked you out in 2022. Alas, you don't know much about football.
>>155742989>Australia nearly knocked you out in 2022HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>I can't stop thinking about other men's cocks
Has any country ever taken a loss in soccer this bad?Aussies have been seething about it for like an entire week
>>155742959How are they liberal talking points, moron? It's literally what Trump is saying and doing.He has 34% approval in your own shithole, does that mean your country is 66% liberals? Idiot.Is it also "being an SJW" to disapprove of his embarrassing failure in the Iran war?
holy shit it is dogsperg, what an insane crossover event
>>155743009Their media talked shit the entire week leading up to the game and they got bootyblasted without our only good player
>>155734066>poopeelandopinion discarded
>>155743005>third worlder>is an idiot
>>155742989referring you back to >>155742275
>>155742727>The cognitive dissonance from the amount of brainwashing they get vs their own narratives must be really strongsurely you're talking about anti-Americans on the internet
>>155743009They don't even care about soccer yet here some of them are seething that's how much the US mind broke them.
>>155743027Micksperg is having an all time unemployed moment right now
>>155743009Yeah I'm thinking they actually care
>>155743009they aren't aussies mate, they're all FOBs because no-one in australia cares about soccer. even wogs for the most part just become carlton or canterbury-bankstown fans. i don't give a shit that we lost because i think soccer is the worst sport on the planet. i only hope america loses so no-one cares about the sport ever again outside of third world shitholes.
>>155743033No we're just reminding you where your level is. It's not our problem the truth hurts you.Australian fans know exactly where we stand, unlike deluded americans.
>>155742959>liberal anti-TrumpNaw, the days of having to be liberal to be anti-Trump are long past, Pablo Juan Pedro y Mexico City Nascimento-Goldberg.
>>155738116Go ahead and address Romans 3
>>155741576Evidence that you all suck Zionist dick while pretending to have a working democracy (with a 2-party system, as if that was all democracy needs) kek
Soccer is a sport for girls and little kids. Oddly, the US girls team is the best in the world.Imagine if our men cared about soccer.
>>155743044You were already exposed as an idiot, anon: >>155736050
>>155743065> levels argument againit must really hurt to think anon
>>155743065Mate you've been at it for 4 hours already, save some energy for your /alf/ spergout later tonight.
>lose to USA>have a mental breakdown what causes this?
>>155743065Hahaha dis nigga is incapable of not seething
>>155743065>Australian fans know exactly where we standBarely qualifying for the world cup going against THE qatar? THE jordan?
>>155743073Pinochet posting from the grave here
>>155743081concession accepted
>>1557430819 yr old friendly lmaoooo
>>155743097These british-style extremely long tabloid headlines are cancer
>>155743065>Nooo please be a self defeatist cuck like us!We'll hype ourselves up as much as we want and if we lose that's fine, but we'll have hope all the way through till the end because why not?
>>155743065it is pretty amazing to see them preening and gloating like this.we all know that next week they be back to posting pictures of black linebackers with captions like "Imagine If We Cared About Soccer"
OH FUCK GUYS LOOK OUT IT'S THE MAHARAJAS OF INDIA THE WORLD SOCCER POWER RUUUUUN
can someone give me QRD on dogsperg
i feel like i should explain the lore of who you guys are arguing with but it would take too long
>>155743117Ok, now learn what it means to say "this century", my idiotic friend.
500
>>155743134Mad because Americans aren't constantly complaining about how shit our soccer team is.
>>155743117a 9 yr old women's friendly. you need to go back to 1998 for the last time Australian men beat us in a friendly
>>155743090It's not an "argument", it's a fact.You are not a big boy. You are in the lower levels with us. That is just reality.
>>155743065We will hype our teamWe will talk shitWe will continue to dominate AussiesWe will get bootyblasted vs an elite teamWe will act like we dont care at allAnd there's absolutely nothing you can do about it
>>155743134he's a bigfooty poster with genuine autism, he is not trolling, he actually believes what he writesctrl + f "idiot" to find his posts, that's his favourite insult
>>155743110Pinochet was surrounded by Zionist lovers (see: Milton Friedman and the Chilean "Chicago boys"), but even him had enough brain to tell them to fuck off with their destructive lolbertarian experiments
>>155743097Trudeau still dating Katy Perry.We, as a nation, pray that he stays on your side of the border, forever.our gift to you
Uefa > conmebol > concacaf > caf > afc
>>155743128So don't cry when reality finally hits you and the whole of /sp/ starts mocking you for being deluded.America is a loser nation, you do not achieve anything in football and never will.
>>155743131Actually we'll be back to laughing at Canada for beating them at Hockey
>>155743157
>>155743134Yeah he's some faggot redneck who sniffed too much gasoline and shits up /afl/ and /nrl/. In Australia you have the Barassi Line that divides the country into which sport they prefer. Sydney is rugby, Melbourne is Aussie Rules football. Micksperg I believe lives in the AFL side but prefers NRL
>>155743162Who the fuck cares man it's a sport you win you win you lose you lose. No need to get so pissy about people having confidence in their team.
>>155743178>anyone who says idiot is my boogiemanTake your meds please, pedophile.
>>155743190We literally landed on the moonYour greatest hero and export died from a stingray
>>155743190Okay we get mocked all the time what does it matter if they make fun of us for wanting to believe.
>>155743131>implying we ever stopped doing that
>>155743190>Nooooooo you're not allowed to have fun and believe
>>155743182Couldn't they have named it something else?Every time I see this shit, I cant help but think>CON MIS BOLS
>>15574313119932014KWABOTY
>>155743208dogsperg, it doesn't help when you give the exact same reply every time kek
>>155743170Nah you'll always be a nation of losers. You do not achieve anything in football.
>>155743170>And there's absolutely nothing you can do about itwell, there is something...mentioning the fact that you are owned and controlled by Israel makes burgers apoplecticso count on that *wink*
>this guy actually posted a women's friendly and tried to say Qatar is a powerhouse>and he's still posting
>>155743248You lost
>>155743242but you're a dime a dozen terminally online pedophile, it doesn't really matter when morons like you apply random labels to ppl on an anonymous imageboardDon't you have skateboarding pre-teens to lust over again?
>>155743248who invited our hat into this conversation dont you have some Indians to attend to
>>155743248You literally have Hockey on your moneyAnd we humiliated you at it
>Lose to USA>embarrass yourself on 4chanTale as old as time
>asians in anglo countries coming out of the woodwork to complain about our brave brown soccer boyslmao
>>155743288Hahah it'll never get old
>>155743271In your opinion, how young of people does one have to be attracted to to be considered a pedophile?
>>155743271don't get distracted m8, there's a 60 second post cooldown and you have a lot of work to do
>>155743275>dont you have some Indians to attend tooh fren, you are on verge of knowing even more about this issue than Canadians do.you're getting multiple more than we did. you won't recognize the USA in 5 years, maybe 3 depending on where you live
>third worlder argie simping for america got so butthurt over losing the argument he crawled to /afl/ for validationlol what a loser.
when is the hydration break?
>>155743340>literally has hockey on their currency
>>155743340so you're saying you guys suck at doing that too?what can you guys do right
>/afl/ mentioned
>>155743279and you have Middle Eastern symbols on your money and we ---no, you're better than we are at that, for sure. you win again.
>>155743384who should i root for as an American? i like pissing you all off
>>155743375nothing, nothing at all. but at least we have a country, flawed as it is.you otoh, do not have a country.
>>155736050>he actually tried to reference a women's friendly
foreign flags, you should check out NRL its the toughest sport on the planet
>>155743414Bandwagon the lions who have won the last two flags.
>>155743414you do realize your team is shit and has no chance of ever winning a world cup, right?
>>155743415then who did you lose to at the olympics leaf
>>155743430I might watch your sport
>>155743435we already won a few, since women's soccer counts in this conversation apparently
>>155743435i reckon we have better odds than you at the moment 2-0 btw>>155743433I will die for my team Brisbane Lions
>>155743426you guys give your women equal pay to the mens team so yeah that's even more embarrassing for you
>>155743457Because it's a home world cup, your jews paid fifa the toll for hosting rights. It doesn't change the fact that you still have zero chance, same with us.There are levels in football, and your level is among the C-grade nations along with us, DR Congo, Czechia, etc.
>>155743459yeah for sure, we are the ones embarassing ourselves
>>155743448Nah fuck you. Watch AFL or you're dead to me
>>155743489> the jews made me score on myselfdo goyim really
>>155743493Yep. No other country gives equal pay to their womens teams.For the amount of gloating you Trumptard idiots do mocking Europe for being politically correct, your nation is the one who pays the women just as much as the men.
>>155743489czechia hasn't made the KOs since 1990
>>155743508Only a moron like you would attempt to deny it's an obvious advantage.Mind you it doesn't always work. You hosted the Copa America in 2024 and couldn't make it out of a group with Uruguay, Bolivia and Panama. How embarrassing.
>>155743524Let's relax with this goalpost moving (though it may have been helpful last week to keep those two balls from going in your goal). You have to either admit that you fucked up badly when you posted a women's friendly, or you have to admit that you fucked up badly when describing our "level" by ignoring our bevy of ladytrophies. You dunked on yourself
>>155743540Oi vey, I can't put the ball in the right net.
>AHHHHHH WHY DID THE JEWS MAKE ME SCORE AN OWN GOAL AHHHHHHHHH HELP ME QATAR
>>155743560No, you are objectively a low-level national side. I'm sorry you have a hard time admitting this, american idiot.
>>155743574ok, so the former. Your mistake was earnestly mistaking a women's match for a men's match and trying to mock other people on the basis. i'd say we're about two goals worth of levels above australia, wherever that puts us on the overall spectrum
best thing to come out of kangroo land is angela white very unserious place
>>155743621what about that lady who pours beers into glasses that she holds in her big brapper? and men at work?
>>155743574aren't there like 160 national teams? bit of stretch to call a team in the top 10-15% of those "low level"
>>155743628i suppose they can stay too
>>155743592Relax idiot, I'm just here to remind you of what your level is, despite your endless delusions. You are a low level national team, and you will never achieve anything as impressive as an asian cup.
Now this was a good ragebait thread
>>155743645gonna be honest, triple j has some really fantastic stuff on youtubes too
>>155743649that ctrl+f "idiot" thing really does the job, huh. they weren't kidding. This is a whole new era of dos a cero
>>155743643There is a clear gap in quality between the top echelon and your national team.For all the criticism of the current Brazil team, it's still far better than America's. There are at least 9 brazilian players who would be America's BEST player, and there isn't a single american player who would get into Brazil's starting 11.This is just reality. This is your level.
>>155743677that didn't really address my point at all, so I accept your latest concession
>>155743656He's not ragebaiting, he is genuinely a spastic who argues for hours on end.
>>155743697You didn't have a point to begin with, sorry moron.Just remember where your level is.
>>155743705>you're still madStill a complete moron lol
>>155743711we are above you in everythingwe own you
>>155743711my point was that you were using words incorrectly, and when this was explained to you, you deflected conspicuously. Just because you were too dumb to percieve a point doesn't mean that it was absent. git gud at reading and apologize
>>155743735You're certainly above australia in delusion levels, that's for sure.
>>155743705you can tell it's the same sperg because he keeps using idiot and moron
>>155743775also at winning soccer games in the WC and head-to-head
>581 repliesholy shit lmao foreigners keep SEETHING
>>155743677i actually think Robinson would start at LB pretty comfotably for brazil
>>155743739Nah you didn't explain anything, you're just a dime a dozen american hopelessly in denial, and actually stupid enough to think America are in the top echelon in football.Hopelessly deluded.
>>155743777Yeah, he's known for his childish insults and autistic posting style
>>155743815Of course you would "actually think that" because you're a delusional moron. You don't actually know much about football.
>>155743819nice headcanon about me. also "aren't there like 160 national teams? bit of stretch to call a team in the top 10-15% of those low level" is pretty explicit, and it's based purely on results in international competitions. Not sure how that confused you, but it's impossible to say that this post "didn't explain anything" unless you genuinely lack reading comprehension to a severe degree.
>>155743825Sad he is giving you lot such a bad rep. He truly has nothing else going on. This is barely fun anymore.
>>155743854Results like... beating paraguay and australia? You think that puts you in the top echelon?This is precisely why you're delusional, anon. You can't accept reality, or recognize what your level is following the failure to qualify from a group with Uruguay, Panama and Bolivia... on your home turf...
>>155743838boilin because you are so big brained that you think a 32 year old who plays for Zenit and has 10 brazil caps is a worldbeater?
>>155743871>responding to an actual pedophileIt truly is sad when you need to appeal to mickpedo of all people after losing an argument, anon.
>>155743876no, results like making the knockouts of the WC more often than not since 1994 and having a current squad & set of fringe players that is at a minimum more talented than previous versions of the team
>>155743890Again, you are an amercan who doesn't know much about football. No americans would start for Brazil. Everyone knows this besides american retards like yourself.
>>155743893There isn't an argument here. Just a sad aussie and a bunch of people riling him up for lulz. Maybe one day you'll understand but I wouldn't hold my breathe hoping. 2-0 btw
4 hours and 13 minutes.
>>155743914i'm talking about two specific players, neither of whom seem familiar to you. you just looked at the badge and started attempting ill-fated insults.
>>155743893Take your meds, idiot, moron, boogieman, idiot.
>>155743913Before always being eliminated by a team above your level. This is why you will never win anything, and will always be a lower level nation. Accept reality, american idiot.
>>155743964correct, but that still puts the level in the top 10-15% of overall teams, as was stated previously. glad we can agree on that, and you have conceded that you just now understood the calculation backing the claim
>>155743933>a bunch of people riling him up for lulzDid you come here from 2005, idiot? You're not fitting in at all.All it takes to get you americans kvetching is to remind you of the cold hard reality, and that you elected a moron like Trump.600+ posts of pure seppo kvetching. Nice easy day at the office. Nothing hits harder than reality.
>>155743964we won a game against australia 2-0 within the past week. that's something
>>155743985don't sell yourself short. you were at least 400 of those 600 posts
>>155743985>You're not fitting in at alllmao holy shit
>>155743977Nope, the only thing we agree on is that your national team is hopeless and will never win anything besides a biennial match with mexico every now and then.Your level just isn't good enough and never will be.
dogsperg is my new favorite revelation of this tournament. what a thrill ride
>>155744006Nah, anyone can count the flags in the archives. Pure american malding.
>>155744030>pureanother word you've managed to misuse. embarassing rate of misapplied language desu
>>155743985now say thank you because we gave you that attention you were looking for to distract yourself from your sad life check the scoreboard 2-0 cunt
>>155744026>coping mickpedo schizo labelsshouldn't be surprising since you elected a pedophile.You also lost the argument here, badly.
>>155744015i didn't study mathematics, but i'm pretty sure if you divide each number between, say, 15 and 30 by 211, then you get outputs ranging from ~7% to 15%
>>155744063i don't know what any of that means lmao dos a cero
>>155744077Again, the only thing we agree on is that your national team stands no chance of ever winning a meaningful trophy. It's case closed, anon.Time to swallow your pride and move on. Your national team just isn't as good as you originally thought.
An American goes to Australia and sees a guy fucking a sheep on the side of the road, he says buddy, in America we sheer our sheep. Australian says, fuck off, I'm not sheering her with anyone.
>>155744110works better with a kiwi accent desu
>>155744101i don't really care what we "agree on", i'm just doing some basic arithmetic for you because you can't do it on your own. That's probably why you keep ignoring it and shifting your statements when you get bullied off some of the dumber assertions you've made
>>155744129Relax. See >>155744123That's reality.
>>155744114herd it both ways b
>>155744123oh buddy
>>155744173talmbout both ways bapa?
>>155744123the roofucker is still going
>>155744172damn i wonder if there's any additional tournaments, or more recent competitive matches we can consider in order for a more comprehensive understanding of "reality" as you put it? Instead of just cherrypicking results that suit you, becuase that would be really low IQ, right?
>>155744218I already know you're an idiot who gets deluded by your nation's ability after beating to poor sides. No need to issue further reminders.
>>155744241no, i'm suggesting looking at all international tournaments over the past handful of years
>>155744269No, you're preaching your delusions, and regularly getting shut down by reality >>155744123Sorry idiot, your team is hopeless, and it's going to be a rough day for you here when america gets knocked out as they always do.
>>155744241well you're right about you being poor
>>155734066Sneed
>>155744289nah you're confused. You keep repeating this as if I'm saying the US is going to win the world cup. Nobody said that, you're strawmanning too hard. We just pointed out that the US isn't "low level" and that it's better than Australia. You'll probably respond with a deflection and try to jam one of your default insults in.
>>155744327Nope, you're a deluded moron, and you don't like being reminded of the cold hard reality of where you stand. Sorry idiot, your national side is hopeless.
hey wogsperg remember when you argued for hours that trump had no chance of winning in 2024?
surely no one in this thread was actually seethingjust a bit of fun right? not actually seething right?
>>155744393I'm starting to have doubts.
>>155744393just op, ive been following it at work and it's been pretty light hearted expect for all the weird talk about circumcision
>>155744421op said you were shit and you got mad, that's all there is to it
>>155744434sure im really mad about soccer lmao
>>155744499Clearly you are, given you've spent about 5 hours trying to post nerdy shit about how you're not actually a crap side lmao
>>155736039priest ate my baby's foreskin
bloody bastard benchod ill rape you
>>155738568>NY is a shitholeNo one here is shocked by this
>>155743437israel's biggest province
>>155738568looks like a scene from Sicario. what is this?
>>155740908kek you massacred himhad to come running to our threads for emotional support
>>155742967>>be born in america>>pay tipftfy
>>155744123KEKAROOO
