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mookie slap!
>>155735033wholesome pupperino goodest boy furbaby dog mom
Yankees.
>>155735033millenial couples replacing having children with dogs needs to be studied
dodgers
This genny about to get really quiet in 30 minutes.
>>155735138real cost of living has risen exponentially since reagan. real wage has stayed stagnant. there, i studied it for you
Sox needed to win all of those Indian games at home with the way they've been playing on the road.
>>155735142will you guys watch Aussie vs Paraguay tomorrow
bards
>>155735142why is that
The White Sox are fucked without their jap wonder boy.
that funky muncy
>>155735142We don't care about divegrass hombre, unless it's to make fun of thirdies about politics
>>155735169of course
go go go
At what point to we just kill ourselves?
>>155735169i will, all mlb games tomorrow are boring
>>155735169can't m8 USA is playin
>>155735174>>155734442
White sux crashing back down to earth
that worksgood call
holy based
>>155735163I don't like the results of the study. I'm going to bin them and commission a new study that confirms my existing beliefs
THE INCREDIBLE FREDDIE FREEMAN
>>155735169Yeah. I only watch divegrass for the bants
Too early for Dave Roberts comp? JD is the quickest stocky guy ever.
>>155735218I don't watch any other sports
any1 have the dodgers gil dot gif pls ty in adv.
>>155735252Dave didn't have that power tool
>>155735274>t. doyerpaco
>>155735274wat
>>155735215your game is statpadding
>>155735266bullshit
>>155735297yea but its MY country
>>155735297lmao aussiecucks
>>155735223>>155735178>still at the top of the AL CentralWon the series against>Dodgers>Guardians>BravesI'm not going to fall for this doomer shit.
>>155735252The Martian has Carlos Beltran’s ceiling and Jurickson Profar’s floor.
>>155735238sounds like someone's about to start a grifter podcast
>>155735223>>155735178They are so afraid of us. It's insane.
>>155735266last time i watched basketball was like 2018-19. last time i watched the world cup was like 2010. last time i watched the olympics was 2008. it all just turns into pushing diversity in good countries
>>155735343kek I love this image. why did he drop his fucking glove, was he in shock?
>>155735321>atop the AL Central
>>155735321we have more wins than you thoughbeit
Fucking Twins ABS is the Mii baseball theme
>bases loaded 1 out in the bottom of the 10 down 1>don't score to walk off or even tie the game
you're up now, sho
>>155735321Ok good, how did the series against the Yankees go? You can claim whatever you want about the NL but if you don’t make it past the AL, who cares?
>>155735315if you arent supporting Australia tomorrow then you aren't supporting America's greatest ally (potentially treasonous?)
>>155735033>lust provoking OP
>>155735321>Destroyed by the Yankees>Swept by Detroit>can't even secure a sweep against a Jramless Guards
>>155735395but I'm the only anon in this thread who has been to AUS (twice)
>>155735395>treasonousaka based
>>155735352He did it in the same game when he gave up a double. He probably does it other times, too. Pitchers are weird birds.
Shotime bros, we're back
>Shohei is pissed at Rushing because he tried to overrule his challengebased. dalton would be forced to commit seppuku if this was feudal japan
You’re telling me that Aaron Boone actually pulled Camilo Doval when he was obviously getting shaky? Why is he managing like prime Joe Torre this season?
>>155735448Rush was right, but they probably both agreed on the one that was challenged
>>155735388We beat the cubbies. Thats all that matters. The rest will all come with time
>>155735430FOWF
>>155735489This sort of thinking is why the bears are shit too>but at least we beat the packers
Rushing looks like he wants to cry
>>155735501what major city are you by?
>>155735448someone needs to put sho-gay in his place, the dicksucking from the media has gone to his head too much
>>155735516im in sydney
>>155735513He needs to sleep. I can only imagine how fucked his head is right now after getting talked to by doc and freddie.
baaed rush banging his helmet
The Chicago White Sox had the bases loaded in the bottom of the 10th inning with only one out down only by oneSurely they must have won right?
>>155735307why is that so hard to believe>>155735348coincidentally I was at a bar in chimpcongo when the Knicks won, I watched the 2nd half since it was the only thing on any of the TVs. I also went to a purdue floorsqueak game earlier this year, but I could give a shit about any of it. i can't remember the last time I watched a football game. sometimes I'll watch women gymnastics during the Olympics but only to stare at the girls' asses.i have never watched a soccer game ever.
>>155735489Ok, and that’s fine. The White Sox aren’t winning the actual meaningful postseason games.
>>155735570me in the back
cubs continue to be gay cheaters
>>155735570I love hags so much it's unreal
>>155735570Wew
>>155735561there are a zillion different sports. if you're going to watch baseball you're going to watch other shit also.
>>155735570my harem
>>155735570Again just like the bears>>155735507
>Rushing also mouthed "what the fuck" after Ohtani threw that passed ball that brought in a run, so I kinda wonder if Ohtani was pissed and actually crossed him up there on purpose.Did Ohtani just have a Framber moment?
They're seething about my Sox.
>>155735561ah, I remember you-CA expat living in Indiana now for work.
>>155735622need vid
>>155735570This how we are without the top home run hitter in the league. We got a great core just need that Mune to seal games like tonight.
>>155735592this. had a fling a few years ago with a hotass cuckwife around that age, unbelievably good sex.
>>155735604I don't watch any of them. I've only ever cared about baseball.
Skubal sold y’all, 3 home runs.
>>155735592laid back and fun
>>155735625Should never have brought up the doyer series in this doyers thread.
>>155735570
>>155735649The top players are the ones who stay on the field. The market was completely correct about Okami.
>>155735556Wait they didn't?But how? I don't understand they had the bases loaded with only 1 out and not even the tying run scored?>shite sux
>>155735686that shit ain't us
baty taking the piss
>>155735686If you don't like it, take your ass to go play tennis.
>>155735570Because jellicles can and jellicles doJellicles do and jellicles canJellicles can and jellicles doJellicles do and jellicles canJellicles can and jellicles do
kill dansby swanson
>>155735742how do i get this arm shape? tried curls and forearm presses, got weirdass pretzel looking things after two months.
Brett Baty is not an outfielder. Holy shit that looked pathetic
>>155735631for family, but yeah that's me.
>>155735570https://youtu.be/iHQaUZuH3mo
Dansby on fire!!!
>>155735767He doesn't look particularly huge. Just lean.
>>155735762uh i'd rather not! thanks.
>>155735776Every prospect minus Benge has been an absolute bust for the Mets.
Shohei getting buttfucked by the bottom of the lineup
>mest
Holy fuck Semien is worthless
>>155735659>>155735668I had a 47 year old married woman when I was in my mid 20s, saw her for almost 10 years. it was amazing. she literally let me do anything I wanted to her.
>>155735821Ewing and McLean and Alvarez and Scott are fine so far. Baty is okay as a utility infielder. Vientos is the clear bust
Cruz actually did not look sharp, he hung a slider and really looks like everything was up in the zone. Detroit’s offense is dead in the water.
>>155735923I would’ve said Ewing if he was called up a little earlier, there’s still something to be seen there.
pages' bat fucking sucks now. he needs to figure it out.
>>155735776mike daddino said he'll shoot himself with a shotgun if he leads off another baseball game
I member when we traded Randy arozarena for this 5.66 ERA pitcher
>Yankees suck chants at Comerica ParkWhy are the Tigers stuck in 1930?
>>155735570Why do women do stupid shit like this but it's never as something cool like as a bionicle or transformers?
>>155735895lel. minez was 46 when I was 25. she worshipped me. it was only for less than a year, tho. It became too suffocating for me.
>>155735923Honestly Vientos' bat alone makes him clear of Baty. Baty isn't good enough defensively at any of the positions he plays to be an actual "utility" guy. Guillorme and Iglesias were utility guys. Baty is just someone we keep sticking into the lineup hoping he starts hitting eventually. Vientos is unplayable anywhere other than 1st, but at least there's something resembling a major league hitter there.
mookie cycle watch
>>155735981his mojo has transferred over to Mookie
>>155736001why can't our goat pitch every night....
>>155736029>vientos>playable at firstLol.
>>155736029>Baty is just someone we keep sticking into the lineup hoping he starts hitting eventuallykek, just like that Jared Young shitter.
>>155736070happy both May and Buehler have had bounce backs
>>155736071yes that is clearly bait post the webM…
>>155735895based. mine broke it off because i wouldn't do anything with her husband watching lel
>>155735848>memeiners
Welcome back Lindor, just what this team was missing
fucking rispgers
>>155736137yeah, fuck that
>>155735138Minor specifically WHITE Millennial couples are not having babies. All part of the plan.Go Rangers!
???????
>>155736265Karros about to have a heart attack
>>155736148>soto is faking another injury so the communist can play like this
>>155736020>>155736137did you at least build up a homemade porn collection with them while it lasted, fellow hag lovers? I filmed mine as much as I could.
>>155736265Clearly a ball
sit the FUCK down!!!
>>155736318no. i only made homemade porn once and it backfired immensely. swore off it.
>>155736148Will one of these deadbeat reporters ask Shitstain Stearns why he thinks it’s run prevention to play guys out of position????
>>155736029honestly love watching highlights of vientos but for different reasons. he might be the funniest guy in the leaguehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPrjT0xV7uIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL0AG73A3tchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSZM1qM6UrI
>>155736265so are they actually measuring this with 5G millimeter wavedo we know the actual margin for error on things like this
>>155736360story?
>>155736318wasn't interested in doing anything like that at the time but I do regret it now
>>155735570wtf I'm a tigers fan
>>155736371They seriously need to put him on ritalin.
>>155736375>During 2026 spring training games, the league said that the median margin of error on any given pitch was about 0.16 inches (4.1 mm). MLB's internal evaluations of umpire accuracy use a buffer zone on the periphery of the strike zone, in which calls remain unchanged due to measurement uncertainty, but ABS has no buffer zoneCould very well have been a strike.
>>155736371>the way the 3rd base coach threw his hands down in disappointment
>>155736394worked at a carwash in college, thought it would be hot to take a video with the work slut, she ended up sending it to almost everyone we worked with after we got in a fight at a party. just stupid 20-year-old type bullshit.
>Mexico is currently playing and there are Pacos still watching Baseball
Aren't the White Sox God's team? What happened?
Gg Tigs, Yankees needed that.
>>155736482in cricket when the decision falls within the uncertainty range we stick with umpires call and the challenger retains their challenge suggest the same
>>155736557i'm in LA right now and it's going to take one hour to drive two blocks. it was like this for the korea-mexico game last week. it was like all the pretty mexican girls came out of hiding
Imagine thinking you can beat the Yankees when we just beat TARIK FUCKING SKUBALCancel the rest of the season and lock out. It's over
gg Tigers. See you next week.
What the fuck is Jeff Hoffmans problem
what happen to the mariners
sad rushing
>Rushing self harming in the dugoutbro... this guy needs a therapist why the fuck is he hitting himself in the head like an autist
SEMIEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THAT'S 3 ERRORS IN 1 GAME HOLY FUCK
my jays are a mess, gotta start selling at deadline
>>155736711>hoff jeffman
Tubs had a good run but it’s the Cam Schlittler era now.
>>155736744low impulse control midwit
>>155736696Perfect time to call ICE and collect.
>>155736696> it's going to take one hour to drive two blocksso traffic is pretty light today?
i'm tired of simian's monkey business
>>155736723>>155736744YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
>>155736771He just turned around and threw the ball over 3rd base for no reason and let in the go ahead run
>>155736751He’s old and playing a demanding position.Lindor should move to 2B and Semien should be DFA’d or moved to 1B.
Joey the hero in Toronto yet again
I want Senga, Simian, Vientos, and Lindor gone or I might switch teams. Non-negotiable!
>>155736679that's a very polite way to do it that just feels wrong for how baseball does thingsat the very least it's probably too complicated for a 20 year old at the peak of testosterone and adrenaline to come to terms with in the heat of the moment
>>155736794*dimwit
I hate Jeff Hoffman more than any player on a team I ever cheered for ever in any sport.
Bitch cunt...FUCK KEK!!PUSSY COCK FAGGOT KEK!!!ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER HELL DICK KEK!!!!
When I asked for a Puig type player back on the Doyers I wasn't expecting him to be this unhinged.
>>155736807no
>>155736878>or I might switch teamsYou're here forever pal
>>155736744wtf is this retard's problem
>>155736885yes, better word. I couldn't come up with it on the fly.
Astros should’ve won the pennant last year over these frauds.
>>155736807>>155736799HAHA
How are Yankees fans coping now that the Astros are only four games under .500 and are about to take the lead in the AL West?
>>155736834We can't DFA him, he's still good as a bottom of the lineup bat. But I like your idea about moving him to 2B.
>First time Ohtani has averaged 100mph on his fastball for a startHOLY KEK HE'S FUCKING PISSED
>>155736954let a nigga be passionate about his craft, damn. at least he's not full chimp out
>>155736909puig was more entertaining but that's a lukewarm take
>>155736979fuck this is hot
>>155736881I think because youve started ABS without this uncertainty, going to a cricket like system would be seen as "going backwards" by fans despite the fact that right now ABS is overturning calls when it shouldnt be (based on it deciding regardless of uncertainty)people would rather be lied to and have a "certain" outcome
>>155736955we've been using midwit for so long that we forgot the origin
>torrens pinch hitting
well hello there allies! are we enjoying the baseball spots ball tonight? im glad you allies support hot sweaty hairy gay male ass sex. baseball has always been so accepting!
>>155735140
>not liking unhinged rushingPUSSYSAME WITH BAUER HATERSFAGGOT FEMININE PUSSIES
>>155737129Apologize
>>155736979We don't care cheaters. You can't hit our pitching unless you upgrade your trashcans
Nice catch
anyone freaking out about rushing never played ball
>>155737137no...NO!!!
>>155736909god i wish i was the bad
my jaysies :)
>>155737179You sound mad. Is it cuz you thought this was your year and the big bad astros were finally gone?
>>155737130I laser my asshole tho
>>155737072yeah, it took several years of being here before I even started using a lot of the stupid terms and nu words here. now I don't even hesitate to use them.
>getting doubled up on a deep flyball.how are the blue jays this terrible at baseball?
>>155737143Rushie is okay. Fuck Bauer.
>>155737167Still absurd
watching the jays is pure cinema regardless
>>155736979Any success pooston has can be attributed to cheating.
>>155737239How is your post-lobotomy recovery going miguel?
>>155737288same baserunning mistakes happened in the world series lol, gotta be the coach
>>155737288Announcer absolutely ripping springer right now
>>155737213the team is old and professional. it sticks out.
The aircraft carrier with a webgem double play
>Ohtani winking at Banda after the challengekek
>>155737239We literally have the best record in baseball, Yankee mystique, Jazz swag, and Heil Schlittler. Upgrade your trashcans
>>155737213I played with your balls and bat just last night winky
Is shohei pissed at rushing? Miscom? Both of them were like wth at each other on the first run.
benge and ewing would make such a cute yaoi couple
>>155737458erm. source?
>>155737388Springer can't win without his trashcans
>>155737213I play ball, but I don't know who Rushing is.
>>15573721399% of /mlb/ never played ball and had a noodle arm.
Holy shit our defense tonight. This team is falling apart
>>155737488I called you for an outcall near PNC. Remember you asked for some tickets in return for head?
>>155737468just heat of the moment shit that won't linger, whatever it was
>>155737520Take that back rn
>>155737555this is how cubs girls see themselves
feel a little sad seeing Banda pitch against us
>>155736979Altuve looks like he could build me a mean roof with all the right shingled and tiles in about 2 and a half days. Spic.
mookie triple incoming
>>155737659Same, even if he was awful with inherited runners.
Right. See you guys tomorrow.
>>155737520true, but i still school zoomers during pick up basketball games near the age of forty
>>155737555checked. i must've been hammered (i actually was because i went to gabp last night sadly)
>>155737659the tortas are still heartbroken...
>loveladyi hardly know her
Holy mest
>>155737659>t. doyertorta
Jays bros, I appreciate you helping us get back to .500, but you don’t need to drop this much spaghetti in the 9th.
HIT A FUCKING TRIPLE, MOOKIEDAMN NOT LIKE THAT
>AIHHH SAVE OUR SEASON YORDAN
BANDA TOO STRONGWE NEVER SHOULDA LET HIM GO
I need to be stuffed...
>>155737791it's not you, it's usthe jays are mental midgets
Why are you people still watching baseball? The Yankees have already won the World Series this year
>mest >pitching your closer down 2
>>155737816Be honest, how mad are you going to be when Altuve is inducted into the HoF?
Anthony Recker has a fuckable feminine female azz
>tarps off>chalk off>bases off>suck em offI'm off
>>155737896I think he will barely scrape by, but the cheating will be heavily weighted. The others won’t be able to get inducted (GS, AB, CC). Why would I be mad? Judge is getting in on his first year in the ballot no questions asked.
I heard somebody posted boobs earlier and I missed it ;____;
LMAO IT HAPPENED AGAINWE ARE GODS CHOSEN
NO FUCKING WAY LOLOLOLOLOLOL
PHILLY OWNS DC
>Nads
>>155738016find it on one of the archive sites >>155724426
>King of the Derrick Hill
the phillies are keeping me from killing myself
>>155737874>>155737896Not as mad as you will be for the 4th year in a row after the World Series. Silly Cheatstros.
>curly pubic hair as a logokek
gg stros
>>155738097Phillies fan here but I hope they go on a winless streak for the rest of the season, loser
not so fast philthies!
>gnats
barves finna gonna get swept by the poodres kek
Derek was due. Welcome to Philly
Thornton em!
>>155738150
>3 broken batsMet players are seething, kek.
>>155735138They treat their dogs like children even when they actually have children. Millennials are creepy as fuck when it comes to being pet owners.
isn't it weird how there's no doyers or trashtros fans here despite their teams winning>mexico is playing in the wcah
>dookie
>>155738255no need to post your residence you worthless shit
ggs Jays, crazy seriessee yal later in the season
>>155738255i've seen this image dozens of times. how am i just now realizing the shitpile has a cartoon face?
Hurt fucking sucks
>>155738292I'm here
>>155738086the better one is>after just 6 weeks, we lost John
>>155738292i don't really watch soccer
>>155738255
>>155738327slow workings of emergence
>>155738292we're here flyover faggot, no one likes soccer
>>155738255>no cagarevery time kek
>>155738103???yankeesanon, there are teams that have never even seen in the ‘eries this side of the century. I think we are fully content with what we have/had.
>>155738389what race hangs out here? are these Puerto Ricans or what?
just get out of this hurt you fucking faggot
>>155738437>pooston isn't a flyoverwhat happens there?
look at this fucking idiotmark vientosrunning WITH A PIANO ON HIS BACK
nice recovery, Hurt
Nico lookin solid
>banda coming outget ready for the show mini soda
stop the count
>>155738558are you from the past?
>>155735033Lol the mets
Mets have 6 (SIX) errors tonight
Mest playing like they just don't care
Pedro Slap!!!
The Mets have the best run prevention in baseball according to Stearns
Dan-o lookin solid
whiskeytangofoxrtrotmest suck
>>155738472You cheated to win multiple times. Rangers and Dodgers and now Yankees in 2026. Karma
>>15573876111 rbi today is solid?
>>155738776HAHA
Was that a “WE ARE AWFUL” chant in Queens?
>>155738776While that looks disgusting, how's the pastrami sandwich? Only ever had the tendies there.
fire mendy
>>155738776is that blue tortilla bread?
>>155738776top down just a laughable, pathetic organization
>>155738776JESUS CHRIST fucking make that shit go viral like the Knicks trash can cunt
Stearns is just another Preller, all for the flashy deals but he is never open to any sort of criticism.
>>155738822Dan-o lookin rock solid
>>155738870always brings a tear to my eye
>>155738843I heard 'we want alonso'
>>155738870>actually putting your hand over your heart for the muh patriotism songfucking pathetic
>>155738903its good to see, i thought he was "cooked" as the youth say
>>155738934you should approach them and ask them for a fight, weakling
>>155738800>yank fag so obsessed he doesn't know who houston's actual rival isoof
>>155738934not with a fast-food icon signing it
And that's a sweep!On to san diego!
>6 fucking errorsWell, unless something completely absurd happens, like going 25-5 in a 30 game stretch, this loss probably ends any hope of a playoff comeback. From injuries, to guys with proven major league track records vastly underperforming, everything that could go wrong, has gone wrong this year. GG, Cubsters. Really wonder what we're going to do pitching wise, next year. Because it's actually ugly. As it stands, Clay Holmes would be our #1 guy.
>>155738934You can always go live somewhere else
>>155738978Your biggest rivals have won the World Series the last 3 years and neither of them cheated like you did
S T E E RTEER
>>155739018were you banned?
>>155739055Are met fans really this blind to just chalk up the season to bad luck?
>>155739055oh my god i can't wait for the next mike daddino video. he's gonna lose it
>it was once over a 9 game leadkek
>>155739120no, why would a dodgerchad like me get banned?
>>155739120was he the fucker who got rangebanned and they thought it was me??
>>155739073>i LOVE the bill of rights>but i fucking HATE when people use it!!!!
>>155739018it begins....fuck this guy
joe davis is almost talking as if the game if over only up by one. he better not jinx it
>it was 10-5
>>155739158I don't think you're a doyerchad. we rep here every day.>>155739167Idk. I only caught the tail end of all that going on.
sit the FUCK downwalk the FUCK back to the dugout
Go woke, go broke, baseball edition -June 12, 2025mest winmest are 45-24June 13, 2025gay pride night at shitifieldmest loseIn 2025, Mest went 38 and 55 since gay pride night, finishing with an 83 and 79 record.Mest are 72 and 101 since gay pride night June 13, 2025 though June 24, 2026It's the Curse of the Pink Pony, and the Mest are now the Pink Pony Ball Club.
>>155739018based sausage girl
YEAAAH VESIAFUCK EMYOU THE BESTTHEY AIN'T SHIT
[VV]gg mets see ya tomorro[w]
>>155739309still trying to figure out what 2 capital vees are supposed to mean after all this time
>2026 mest>$388 million in payroll>losemest are now twelve games under.500
I need a base hit from ohtani
Why didn’t the Mets sign any Cubs killers?
Pete Alonso! Pete Alonso! Pete Alonso!
sausage girl poster is the best dodgerchad on here
I don't even feel good about that one. Was that 7 or 8 errors?
>>155739402HIT IT, SHOBIG MONEY, BABY
all these one run games are working my nerves
andy P slumpin'. however, orel pointed out his slumps have become shorter so let's see how he does on friday
>>155739478not big money but not bad for a $5 bet
lol elly was about to buttpat contreras
>>155739397Let's say that NL WC3 is going to finish with 85 wins. The Cubs are WC3 right now, and they are on pace for 86 wins. But let's say 85 wins.For the mest to get to 85 wins, they need to go 51 and 31 the rest of the way. For the 34 and 46 mest, the 2026 season ended in April.
>>155739623WE DID IT
Remarkably bad season for the Mets.
>>155739623don't care poorfag
Wait, the Yankees won? How? Skubal was pitching for the Tigers, and the Yankees never score against elite ace pitchers.
>>155739645somebody get grimace on the phone....
>>155737757do you want to have sex with me
>>155739199which right in particular?
>>155739683cared enough to reply
>>155739623solid
come on, T-SCOTT
>>155739700no because you're fat and ugly
>>155739055I think a rotation of Holmes - McLean - Scott - Manaea isn't bad if Manaea can just perform at a back end level. I don't think we should pay for Skubal while we're already paying Lindor and Soto for mega contracts we'll never be able to get rid of. We need to retool the lineup. Alvarez is a big defensive liability. We need to put Torrens in the back and have Alvarez DH and maybe play 1B despite being short as hell. Issue with him being a 1B is gonna be turning plays as a short guy with taller baserunners in his path and diving for balls and stretching/scooping for outs. But he should still be better there than as catcher. Benge/Ewing/Soto is a marvelous outfield. Lindor at SS is fine. Semien has been way worse on defense than anyone could've anticipated. Hopefully it's something he can fix so we can keep him at 2B. Bo is apparently going to opt out, which I think is for the best. Torrens should be the everyday catcher. We need a productive 3B and maybe 2B if Semien is done. Polanco should rotate with Alvarez for DH/1B. What do you think of getting Chapman from the Giants when we sell some arms? Lockdown 3B with decent offensive profile.
Uh oh. Another 1 run game.
>>155739724just for the yous EBT user
>>155739878I make more money than you
>>155739777baby i'm fat in all the right places ;)
>>155739082lol none of those are rivals to anyone but 2017 fags
>>155739802Buddy start packing
OH YEAH UMPS
>>155739941Not at getting trips like I did you fucking stinky ass loser.
>>155740099more cushion for the pushin'
that's a sweepgg twinks, see you next year at home
SWEEP!
anybody else noticed some very obviously wrong ABS results lately?
T-SCOTT, BABYHE'S THE BESTTHE BESTTHE BEST THE BESTTHE BEST
>>155739424>niggers>niggers>niggers>niggerswhat did they mean by this?
>>155739777>>155740099>>155739941I'll settle for trips and double dubs you ugly fuck
gg Twinsgl the rest of the season
>>155740164manfred is testing out some new (((code)))
good series, twin
>>155740189i got a big fat dong for you to go with your digits
>>155740205kek
resd got something cookin
Good keep going
>>155739929we can tell...lol
gg Twinmolians
Come on Mets! Lets see some fundamentals out there! And not clown fundamentals!
>>155740324drinks on me tonight, anon. what are you having?
>>155737908Why repeat “feminine” and “female”?
>>155740391>i can't help you play better than tiny iota. that guy was great.
ITS UPhttps://x.com/NjTank99/status/2069968199345414476
BETT
>resd
not sure yet but i think i might fucking hate this season's team
Dear /mlb/,As a fan who clearly won't get to see his team in the postseason this year, who should I be rooting for come October? I like the A's because their young core is fun and I like the Royals because Bobby Witt is a pleasure to watch. I will not root for the Dodgers, Yankees, or any NL East team. Thank you for your guidance. Respectfully,A Mets Fan
>>155740443LET 'EM HAVE IT
>>155740502Hate them so muchAnd the Dodgers suck too
GGs Twins, cya next yearDoyers are in control halfway through the season, 52-29 baby!
>>155740607>>155740623DODGERS, BABY
Is G. Jump a good pitcher?
>cocktease jr
I'd like to think that he's saying the most wildly demeaning shit about Rushing but the translator is doing his best to soften it up
>>155740767that twink looks like something out of a john waters movie
Brewers blowpen somehow didn't blow it.
>>155735033>if you only knew how bad things really are
>>155740819lel
holy fuck someone assassinate the castellini family and the entire reds dugout
still some fight left in my berds
>>155740443I thought the mets had six errors on the day total, but it was six errors in just the last game. That's hysterical
>>155739791>Bo is apparently going to opt out, which I think is for the best.There's no way he opts out after this year. He's not getting the long term contract he wants after this year, and nobody else is giving him the 42 million AAV on a short term like the Mets are.>What do you think of getting Chapman from the Giants when we sell some arms?I don't think Bo is opting out, so Chapman becomes bit of a dead point. In the strange world that Bo does opt out, Chapman is a move, but it's a move that also necessitates another move for a starter, preferably a big time starter. Since Chapman doesn't fit our contention window. He's 33 and while still a good defender, he's declining offensively.We're actually a fairly young team in terms of position players, so I don't think we should be going for someone who's 33 and entering their decline. Someone between 28-31 who's in their prime, and still will be in their prime a couple of years from now, when Soto is still in his prime, what will likely be Lindor's last year of his prime, and Ewing/Benge mature more as major league hitters, fits us much more.>Holmes - McLean - Scott - ManaeaI think Manaea is cooked, and that rotation kinda needs a #1, it's pretty much a #2, a guy who's stuff says #1.5, but results say a #3, and a #3.5. If Holmes/McLean/Scott are our top 3 heading into next season, then all I can really say is that we need to hope McLean's results start matching the stuff
BrewGODS
>>155740940>and nobody else is giving him the 42 million AAV on a short term like the Mets are.hey, the phillies are likely ditching Bohm after the season ends, they might be stupid enough to
>>155735033my doggie doos
>>155740995Run prevention, baby!
The Mets not resigning Pete Alonso cascaded into a series of bad decisions if you think about it. Or they could have shown balls and signed Murakami.
>mest pitching
Samad Taylor is a prime example of why Preller shouldn't sell the whole farm for a washed up unc. Just let the kids play, bruh. Love me Chibi Profar.
>>155740443>https://x.com/NjTank99/status/2069968199345414476kik(kek it's kino)
Who's ready for Cam Schlittler's perfect game Thursday night?
>>155740640Look at her go!
>>155740940Fair point on Bo. And FWIW, he's been playing pretty well the last few weeks. Before today's 3-for-8 (with a HR) double header, he was slashing .310/.345/.535 since waking up with that 3 HRs in 2 days stretch back on 5/18. That's a really good sign. If he does stay, that would be preferable I think while we pray Reimer or Mauricio can get comfortable at 3B. Otherwise you're right, we'd need to get someone fairly young. Definitely agree that we need at least one more take-it-to-the-bank frontline starter. Issue is, no one like that exists on the coming FA market except for Skub, and he wants 8+ years. Do you think we see if a Semien/Polanco/Alvarez/Baty carousel can work for us between 2B, 1B and DH? With Polanco/Alvarez splitting DH duty on positional off-days (Polanco getting more DH time due to his chronic bursitis). It's hard to believe Semien is this bad at fielding now. 2B is where you put the lead footed uncs anyway. And Baty was alright there last year.
>>155739718For me it’s right to plow primo bussy every June and not be gay
mets fans always larping as gms much like David Stearns
Braves are cooked tonight, stick a fork in em
>>155740443KWAB
man, Rushing could probably use a good therapist
After tonight the Phillies will only be 5 games back. Where did all the uppity barves fans go?
>Mets fans are chanting “Pete Alonso” at Citi Field as the team is about to suffer its fifth loss in a row in a game where they committed six errorshttps://x.com/JomboyMedia/status/2069966452187177192Holy fuck... the boy genius did it again
>>155739951he thinks the astros as the yankees rivals, cut him some slack, it's only his 4th year watching baseball
>>155741650you rang?
>>155741537Wtf is up with Reddit now? I went on there recently and everything is either pop culture tabloid news or literal autism like picrel; there’s multiple specific Reddits for shit like this or “music that feels like…” or “aesthetics.” It’s literally the most retarded shit I’ve ever seen.
what happens down here?
>>155741808you should see what twitter's become
>>155741808mostly jeets and bots now
Kay just ripped the Metties a new onehttps://x.com/ESPNNewYork/status/2069161226769158491/video/1?s=46
>>155742033This is the correct answer and is part of the reason why digital ID is being shilled so hard
>>155741854Does that shit say negative NINTEY?
not so smug now
What is he thinking right now?
>>155742215Hope my nigga chourio's family is ok.
>>155742298"at least I got my casino"
>>155742298>wow i sure am glad i never got indicted for the dozens of felonies i've committed
>>155742033meant for >>155741854
>>155742160I'd be more concerned with the team that is -6 being at the bottom and the team that is -60 at the top
>>155740237shut the fuck up faggot
>>155742298He got his casino, he doesnt care about the >mest
>>155742055Kay won.
>>155742478what angle of the brooklyn bridge shows the world trade tower behind it?
>>155742540did you just dead name the freedom tower?
>>155742055he's still got a bee in his bonnet over losing soto
>>155742568answer the fucking question sloptard
>>155742598>world trade tower
It's Miller time!
lolnats
>>155742478https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UWjqFR1RYs
>>155742630>hey grok, draw a fake anime girl for me>DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHY, I'M VERY MENTALLY HEALTHY
Oh no the Mets
why doesnt shohei just throw like this more often
>>155742638Never mind...Adam is in
>>155742762tommy johns is a helluva drug
>>155735138Dogs are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay cheaper than children is mostly the reason why. Also require far less effort.
GG braves suck'em
>>155742900*sucks*
>>155742900pop that pussy for a RN
>>155740607You will be rooting for the DODGERS
>>155742689Yes. >>155742687A classic. Too bad the blow gays are India's team now. Mr. Plow is my favorite episode thoughever.
>>155740607one of those teams you don't like is gonna win the world series
>world trade towerit was clueless west coasties seething all along
>>155740607my mariners are always accepting new applicaitons
White Sox being solid or Mets being as bad as they are. which is more surprising?
nats status?
Dodgers have a chance to put the Padres away in the next two weeks. 5-2 should do the trick.
>>155742883more the latter than the former, these are the same people who bitch about having to do their own laundry and dishes
>>1557431243 games out of the wild card
Is Hollywood FL safe?
>>155742687>>155742998it's a shame Hank Azaria but bullied into no longer voicing Apu, and he's basically dead now
>>155743140literally every single generation before us could comfortably buy a house and two cars on a bookkeeper's salary. what the fuck are you talking about?
>>155743101I could root for the M's. I like Julio, Emerson, and Woo. Felix used to be great. Griffey is an absolute legend. However, isn't Seattle full of fags and queers? Then again, the Vietnamese food I had in Seattle was great. UWash is a great college town.
>>155743136the division already feels over. no one has the kind of firepower coming back to the team from injuries that the dodgers do.
>>155743169only if you test your coke
should I pre-order gta 6 ultimate edition?
Pete Alonso will get huge ovation and cheers upon his return to Citi Field. That is the only thing Met fans have to look forward to now. And maybe whatever junk they get selling at the deadline.
>>155735163it doesn't stop mexicans
>>155740767>>155740793when he was asked about what happened, will's face changed. he was wondering too
>>155743274>why do unplanned pregnancies happen?buddy you might just be retarded
>>155743253Weaver, Raley, Holmes, Minter, Brazoban, Peralta should net a solid return. Contenders always get desperate for pitching. Hell someone may even bite on Manaea if we pay some of the contract. Peterson is probably cooked
>>155743183From what I understand, the jeet who bullied him out of that role thought he was going to get it but didn't, kek. I stopped watching on Sunday nights way before that though at Season 14.
/nu/>>155743380>>155743380>>155743380/nu/
>>155735033chanes of that dog being her dog and it doesn't like her guy as much, but he wanted to feed it GO DODGERS
>>155742298This was the perfectly executed con, Anon. The only thing I can't figure out is why Lindor is still alive. He did it all for himself, to get that casino in queens. His sincerity was a mask, Anon. The man's motives never changed.
