Preem: >>155711705News: Alex’s legacy consisted in cementing Gane as the best heavyweight ever.
This doo is GeorgianRoleplays as a SpaniardLooks like an IndianHas the tattoos of an Irishman And walks out to Mexican musicReal peach of an identity crisis.
I endorse this as the next thread
>>155739819Don't forget born in Germany
finally saw Jessica Eyes butthole and I dont know how to feel
contain justin gaethje
>>155740101just put your hand on something b it's easy
>>155740101Brown Eye for the Heem Guy
my nigga'd myself awake
>>155740754idk but i remember Andreas said some shit like that to khamzat in his corner
is there dwcs this year?
>>155739973USA! USA! USA!
o shit we forgot to do the ilia cant into kicks meme this time around
Ilia? The guy who got STARCHED?
USA!USA!USA!
>Man, fuck you, bro
Iss going b bad mah nigga
>>155731018Volkanovski easily. He's the true p4p, skill for skill best fighter in the ufc. Sorry, the UFC's p4p slop rankings are just current win to loss tallying, NOT the age old pound for pound skill for skill debate which asks "Who is the best fighter regardless of weight." Volkanovski is the Macedonian Tribal Chief of the UFC..
>>155740231
>>155741299We'll see kid. That's a tuesday problem. Not worried about that stuff right now.
Volkanovski THE sandwich queen??
dispatch, get me justin gaethje we have a situation over here at the airportlol
Gratatata
*pulls up shorts*
>>155742919trt gives you crazy nips
>>155743123is that a crime?
>>155743291bet you'd know plenty about that wouldn't you titty boy
my nips are about to go crazy
>you are at an airport>the stench of beer and cheap booze suddenly fills the vicinity >you turn around, it's Dustin the fucking Diamond Poirier>He's mumbling something about cribs to himself>"Hey are you Dustin Poi"- >"MAN, FUCK YOU">"PULL UP, NIGGA"
were his boys even at the crib?
>>155743349haha wat no
AYMANE FUCK UIS GON BE BAD MY NIGGA bang it out ? where?
>>155743490this is the type of experience that would make the metaverse the next fax machine
>>155742824Heavyweight Volk would literally kill jon. And Im a jones fan
>>155743629Sean is picking fights with progressively smaller doos
>>155743629Ali strikes again
Ynr Seth Rogan is Joe Rogans brother
>>155743725It could be Ali. Kape would probably speak a bit more harshly.
>>155743598ima keep an eye (me bloody eye) on you m8
Ilia is still in a coma
You know how bitch yuo are bitch
>>155743629>You grew up picking tomatoes and potatoes
>>155743991He thinks Sean is mexican
>>155743991chattel slavery is considered a promotion on the mean streets of angola, oregon
potatoes and tomatoes are le racist?
Ilia beats Gaethje 10/10 times. Gaethje haters, Gaethje fans, Ilia haters, Ilia fans all know this deep down. But we all love the wackiness of the sport of MMA, anything can happen. Not only did (as O'malley confirmed) they keep the locker rooms as hot as saunas (Ilia's side was even hotter on purpose to dehydrate) and not only did they let Gaethje illegally wrap his hands for extra leverage but t there was also what quantum physicists call, a Drudgian Phase Shift the exact time of the walkouts. Cry piss leak all you want you're mad because you know Ilia is the better fighter.
>>155744057
>>155744078pay your debts kidsmista does not play
>>155743991>make valid point for once >ruin it with completely redacted non sequitur Gotta love the Alimeister
Gane...
>>155744162not so fast!
>>155744057Yeah didn't read any of that shit
>>155744162I shudder to imagine the brvtal punishment Big Tom will inflict upon him...
>>155744162
>>155744221When Justin hit him with his eye poke razor punch and ilia started covering his right eye you could tell doo was panicking because he didnt expect a real fight he expected pageantry
>>155744233>big tomyou sound like a cunt and talk like a faggot
>>155744221head movement? in the binguard? in the binla leyenda? in the bin
found some obscure 3rd world bare knuckle unc boxing channel. heem @ 2:00> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm4hXI4WQgQ
>>15574362910-9 Kape
Can you even fucking imagine being undefeated and encroaching on GOAT territory only to lose brutally to 38yo 11-5 Justin Gaethje LOL
>>155744251this but at the airport while meat patriot is present
>>155744384after his dad/father called you short with a freakin' beer in his hand
>>155744402And Josh jokit said pereira chews ur food up and spits it in your mouth while u cant keep a stripper as your wife
>>155743490I just go >please don't beat me up former INTERIM UFC champion
>>155744221>>didn't read>accidently exposes that he read with mp4This proves my point, but even further. Thank you. We all agree, like I said.
I know recency bias is a plight in the MMA community, but can we stop calling fighters with only 3 or 4 good wins the GOAT now?
Ilia tanked that shit
>>155744446No.
>>155744447I don't think he did mate
He's afraid.
>>155744446Ilia's resume is still better than Silva, GSP, MM, and Khabib. 1 loss doesn't change that. Recency bias would be calling Ilia shit for losing to one of the best 155ers of all time.
>>155744476some nerd should shop pereira's head onto the Bo is afraid movie poster
>>155744446can you name a single fighter with 3 good wins
>Ilia's resume is still better than Silva, GSP, MM, and Khabib
Only FIVE (5) people have solved the enigma that is Justin "the human highlight" Gaethje. Ilia Topuria wasn't one of them.
>>155744507Cyril "Bon Gamin" Gane
Topuria defeats GaethjeKO/TKO, Punches3:01 Round 2
Ilia wouldn't survive a hapsplosion from Michael Chandler.
>cazzie thinks 5 losses in mma is bad
>quit against 38 year old Gaethje
I think I've already done my part for this thread I'm afraid
>>155744593kek I still don’t get why he started wrestling here all he had to do was keep bashing his face in not some weird wrestle fucking.Either rigged or his ego was too big.
chamas reeking on the topuria this morning (verification not required)
>exhausts himself beating the shit out of gaethje>goes home to count his moneylike him or not there's no denying he won
>>155744644this is recency bias. DC did essentially the same thing. went up in weight and lost to a bigger man. still considered a GOAT. Volk lost twice at 155. still considered a GOAT. but somehow Ilia is a bum for losing once? nobody calls MM a bum for losing to Cruz.
>>155744727>count his moneyBro can't even open his eyes
Literally nobody considers DC or Poolk a GOAT
>>155744742Look at the claw marks on the sides of his eyes from the razor thumb
wait you thought El Matador was fighting for real? KEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK see you in the rematch this time fighting seriously
>>155744750most people consider Volk the 145 GOAT actually. and Ilia beat that guy. at his natural weight class.
>>155744749That leg kick is so fucking sweet
>most people think>sources say>studies show>everyone knowswompwomp
>>155744848it's just common knowledge that Volk is considered the 145 GOAT. you pretending to not understand things that are obvious to everyone else just makes you look stupid.
ilia is a yuge flyweight
>>155744848woah he's almost charles johnson sized...
>I'm only entering my prime uhhh goobybros I don't feel so good
don't let them bury this
Reddit p4p GOATS:1. Volk (wholesome 100 + short king, likes nerds and virgins)2. DC (wholesome 100 + big chungus, hates Jones but is also a trump supporter)3. Tony Ferguson (he's le wacky!)4. Tom Aspinall (wholesome 100 + supports Trans rights)5. Robert Whittaker (wholesome 100 and heckin goofy, also he plays video games just like le me!)6. Stipe (wholesome 100 firefighterino)7. Max Holloway (he likes my heckin tranime)8. Jiri (he's le heckin samurai!)
sneed where you at bro
>>155745023What should I think about this?
you now remember Xyience
the xounds of xyiencexounds of xyiencexyience
Time and money for girls covered with honeyYou lie and aspire to be as cunningReelin' and rockin' and rollin' B size, D cupOrder the quarter deluxe, why don't you wake up?My mind is kinda flowin' like an oil projectorHad to get up to get the Jimmy protectorWent berserk and worked and explodedShe woke up in the morning and her face was coated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIqBicb3x4sits up
>>155745121>no gsp>no dj>no wmmastop the larp
i never thought i would actually get to watch a mcgregor event
When the girls start to strutYou could look at their buttYou shouldn't do thatThe gyal dress is just as prettyNot just there to cover her kitty
>>155739973Rigged?
Conor pulled out the bets are gone
>>155745343229ers are borderline oldfags now
When me ah fling it upYou better know fi back it upWhen me ah dash it upMake sure you block it upIf you wave I flap it upThen me ah go lock it upPark it up like Andy
>>155745372hell yeah big tom
art is subjective and so is mma. The Illia fight looked like an illia win to me just as it looked like an illia loss for some people. At the end of the day, it's every illia for illimself
>>155745079goobs is kinda sad..would've been happier staying a plumber, really.now he lives like an ageing rapper desperate to stay relevant. people don't respect him. hate this timeline for him.
>>155745361gets slapped around by tom aspinall>>155745372slaps around jon jones
I'm not a rapist she was asking for it
discussions of tampons seen: 0discussions of tampons felt: 0
>>155745479
>>155744495all his wins are against washed 30+ dudes
>>155745183I was taking Extenze b. No shit!
>>155745553ah yes the washed current featherweight championand the washed current bmf champion and probable next contender for the lightweight championship and the washed top 5 lightweight who recently knocked out the current champ
I did four years tops, never hit PCDid my time in Population with the real OG'sI seen a whole lot of pain, men doing they bidsMost of us praying and dudes tryna get home to they kidsWasn't nothing like "Oz, " a bunch of iron and barsBunch of player hating snitches, talking to the guardsAnd a whole penitentiary being ran by broadsSome of them kept it one hundred, most of them was fraudSeen a whole lot of chumps, con men in bucklesSome big time dealers, kidnappers and bustersPimps and playas, I seen some kill with they handBut I still don't believe the pen is no place for no man!
>>155745574>unironically using bmf as a serious accolade what in the cazzie
I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, pleaseFold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it)LoveGame intuition, play the cards with spades to startAnd after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heartOh, whoa-oh, oh, ohOh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohI'll get him hot, show him what I gotOh, whoa-oh, oh, ohOh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohI'll get him hot, show him what I got
LEAKEDchamps at the end of ‘27:>pantoja>yan>volk>tsarukyan>garry>chimaev>ulberg>gane
>>155745596bmf holders:>jorge masvidal 2x title challenger>justin gaethje current lightweight champion + 2x interim champion>max holloway former featherweight champion >charles oliveira former lightweight championyeah the bmf is pretty prestigious when you actually use your brain
this nigga
>>155745648ok you went too far but you had me for a minute
Darts world champion is a 18 year old kid in his primeUFC world champion is a 36 year old washed up uncLevels
>>155745674my bad I forgot heem logiceveryone's a bum and nobody is good
certain individuals need to know when to gracefully drop the bit meng
>>155745735he isn't a hint getter but maybe hintti getter iykyk
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m-jJJNPHhWM
my whole life's been one gigantic dustin poirier drunk crashout
>>155745079Based, annihilate all boomers
mutilated midget freak
this is still yet to be explained btw
funny thing is that Goythje is gonna show up in his next fight and get skadooshed so badly that it will make you question legitimacy of the WH card.
>>155745832I am mindblown and I don't get blown easily
>>155745832Every now and then, something gives a person a weird hunch that turns out to be semi-clairvoyant/propheticIn the ancient days, people used to apparently become possessed of spirits capable of predicting events with enough clarity that it caused the local business owners to get really mad and try to attack one of the Christian disciples for exorcising an oracle of one.
>>155745824not real
wazzup heemchat
>>155745847Let’s be real he had something in those gloves. Meanwhile kekeira is complaining about getting his ass beat fair and square ilia was fighting some guy with rocks in his gloves
>>155745913see u back on the heemcord
pereira is an embarrassment to rapelong live conor mcgregor
>>155744162le post magnifique
>>155745923ok so this guy did not watch the latest JRE
>>155745923that's sum bullshit. he was 100% roided up though. yeah he got his liver heemed and was suddenly in better condition than his opponent in the next round. totally legit.
>>155744504That nerd's name? ChatGPT
>>155744669He punched himself out plus didn't have the energy to fight Gaethje to disentangle
>>155745923
>brownoids coping againKEEEEEEEEEEEEEKTHIS PIGGY WAS RAPED AND IS NOW BRAINDEADRAPED BY KHADADDY'S SLOPPY SECONDS
>>155745952dana and hunter did coked up commentary (insufferable) for aidin ross circus shit and said very straight that they don't drug test anymore or seemingly worry about doctor clearance, as we saw both at the white house this is the new poohfc idk how i feel yet
>>155745371I'm a 196er :)
>>155745991I saw UFC 100
>>155745962eye opening
thanks to Dana's new ZUFFAI ranking systems Derrick Lewis is back in the mix
Miami wife debuff + Hokit taunt is what did Clitia in
So much JAV, so little time
How can I find a rich miami wife to take care of me mommy style if I'm a broke midget with no talent? How did Illia do it? What's his secret? Apart from the UFC thing and having money
chuck and tito need to run it back
Will topiglet get a real coach now that his brazza's gameplan of "just go in and knock him out" failed?
Ilia TopuriaWhy
Tom Aspinall is ready to fight
>>155746186the allegations?
Man fuck you bruh
>>155745538
Goob HAS to win this right
>>155743490>acts loud and tough with 5'4 sec guard>immediately is submissive with tall copwhat did he mean by this?
>man... this just ain't right... Jolie and the bvlls are already at da crib but all the film equipment is with me... what the fuck man...
>>155746222Yeah man he gon knock out that tiki tiki
>>155746193
Nah we got YN Dustin before GTA 6
>>155746224This. And DP is only like 5'8. It pains me when manlets bully their fellow manlets for a quick dopamine release.
The G stands for gayest.
the fags at the /gaybar/ told me she's wanted for racism why don't we have WAGs like this, though brie is great at what she does chandler is too inconsequential, this skirt was married to a champion
Gayest Britain?
Yeah, pulled me off the teleport, all my boys went to the fucking Grand Exchange. Now, what the fuck?
>>155746331genocided that jerk
y'all heard what guru said?
>>155746193CHILLS
>>155746335kek
>>155746353ok what did he say
they used to be friends
>>155746355is your Bones support ironic answer wiseley
>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!SOON
>>155746408>he doesn't know
i have had moloko in my head all day now i know what the wonks down abu ghraib must have gone through and it is harrowing
>>155746425of course, jon jones is cringe>>155746437i watch my gay porn with the sound off
>>155746462i am relieved to here that i was worried we would have to be associated with each other well as you were then
>>155739819>Looks like an Indianyou fucking wish lmao
Tom Asspinall should not only be stripped, he should be CUT. Keeping someone like him around is disastrous for the sport as it sets a dangerous precedent by giving fighters the greenlight to act like giant sobbing tampons and throw baby tantrums whenever they lose. Case in point, Pereddit.
Ilia Topuria could return as early as december
WE ARE SO BACK
>>155746507SAAAAAAAAR
>>155746535>jesus galloblasphemous
>>155746535Put him paddy pimblett if he gets past bsd. Will either make or break topgilet
>>155746535is that enough time to heal both fractured orbitals
>>155746535Okay so we will see him 12 months, got it
sharabussin fight week
>>155746535Damn, Chadpuria is really built different. Dude's generational. Guarantee we'll be back to calling him GOAT by the end of 2027.
You can't be the GOAT if you were beaten up like this by a 40 year old unc I'm afraid
>>155746535Watch him break both orbitals again next fight
My orbs!
Lets fucking go big dawg
>>155746676it was 2-2 going into the fifth and Beastpuria was fresher. he was about to pull a Silva-Sonnen.
Magical year with moments like strickland chimaev and topuria gaetje
>>155746718It's his turn
THE sal d'amato???
Gus Tomato
>>155746549>>155746550>>155746593>>155746632>>155746658>>155746681 I can feel somethin' brewin'. Either topuria takes the belt back OR he kills his wife.
>>155747045There is no wife, fucking punk
>>155747076fuck you man
Nobody talks about El Cucuy anymore man
>>155747123He could still make a comeback, beat the brakes off that fat cokehead conor
>HE WAS HOLDING A HECKIN BEER IN HIS HAND!!!!
Bunch of hoes
Noboy talk no more about el cuycuy weehhh
>>155747162Fuck you say?
18-0 PAPA
>>155747183El cyucyu no morre nobody talk weeehhh
El caca no mas no mas
>>155746714>it was 2-2it was 3-1 gaethje>he was about to pull a Silva-Sonnen.this but completely unironically
its gon be bad n word
dustin done did it
>>155747226He was about to pull a "ahh fuck shit man why hit you hit me so hard man? Im just a bebbeh what the hell man? Shiiit im about to fucking shit out my guts man"
Dustin did a F€!¤#ING racism!!
PAWG Milfs? Let's go for that
biostewie, whatever happened there?
just had a microsexfantasy.......LEVELS
>>155747287You did who in the what now?
>>155747256What kind of epstein temple ahh room is she in?
>>155747287
frangeria just makes me miss tobes and his erratic posts even more these are too milk toast compared to his asian fetish and tinder caps
gasping dying but somehow still alive
>>155747315i pre-manifested consensual sex with an unknown woman for a micro unit of time during my working hours (almost fell in love)
>>155747045what are the chances he does both
>>155747367I mean he just took life changing damage. Whether or not it manifests immediately or ten years down the line, he's got trouble on the horizon. Diminished impulse control, mental fog, etc.
>>155747045He takes the belt back THEN kills his woife actually
If you don't have diminished impulse control that you go to war against everyday. You're not a real one.
Are you Dustin Porier?
>>155747562Man fuck you bruh
>>155747511all you have to do is head a football enough times to earn the upgrade imagine how lazy and slovenly fake ones must be
mma is 90% mental, like chess or golf. a fighter could easily be the greatest of their career at 40. the problem is that once you get too old your mind can start to deteriorate. but in theory there's a huge window of true fighting prime we're on the cusp of unlocking thanks to fighters like volk and gaethje.
>>155747562>>155747608You better bring your boys, it's gonna be bad my niggas
>>155747646Jamahal Hill is fat. Fat nigga fat nigga make that belly bounceFat nigga fat nigga make it bounce up and down
is there any benefit to kicking the thigh rather than the calf in modern mma?
>>155747700Yeah maybe
>>155747700inner thigh = higher chance of accidentally kicking the balls
>>155747700Harder to check
>>155747511what's so cool about being real
I'm a fake one because imitation beats the real thing
I'm a Gaethje one
Someone told me to lower my speaker volume on the subway the other day. I felt like Dustin in that moment. I was about to move some furniture, figuratively speaking.
16 days till we are Blessed
>>155747847The titanium hairline
>>155747729hmm perhaps a piece of the puzzle in beating strickland. light on the lead leg, attacks on a straight line. agree or disagree b?
>Abus fight week>Charles Johnson fight week>Shara Bullet fight week>euro friendly start timeTHANK YOU DANA
>>155747912There's no puzzle to beating Sean. Usdaddy solved that shit years ago
>>155747772imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
piffed out my wits
Conor's game is still stuck in 2016
>>155748021How do you even know that? He's spoken on strikes never seen before in the octagon that he's not been able to use due to injury in the past. I'd imagine his brutal shoulder strikes on Cowboy were part of this esoteric arsenal. 5 years out of the game, honing those unseen techniques, getting dosed on steroids. He's going to shock the world.
>>155748021
Well Friday 'bout a week agoDustin shootin' diceAnd at the edge of the barSat a girl named a JolieAnd ooh that girl looked niceWell he cast his eyes upon herAnd the trouble soon beganAnd Porier he learned a lesson'Bout messin' with the wife of a jealous man
mcgregor will look like jamahal hill but max is being paid to take a dive regardless
>>155747256that aint a pawlg b
Dustin got beat up at the cookout
>>155739770
>>155748072Yeah im thinking McDaddy by murder
If I was Connor, I'd simply pay max 3 mil to take a dive
>>155748396but you're not connor, you fucking goof
https://youtu.be/n27mcxGZDXQ?is=7FYHPSYz0Rap-EEwThe most power twitters ever seen
Is the new TUF any good?
I'm on my 6th layer of hairIs it over?
>>155748501over your head
Convenient that the guy making new gloves for the ufc to buy also coaches a champ who pokes the shit out of peoples eyes
heeming ze pereira? for me zis was very easy you see
finna zoot
>>155740101In searching for Jessica Eye's butthole I saw Jessica Andrade's butthole and I know exactly how to feel
im calling out Raja Jackson at the White House
>>155742605>I'ma bang you up
>>155749088the ailin perez is also immensely underwhelming
>>155748021McPiggy's boiminge is stuck on Khadaddy's BBC.
Rawhide Jackson
boutta heem every even myseld
jamahal thinks heavyweights are just fat
Raja "Tito" Jackson
>>155744731No one. Not even DC... Considers DC a goat>>155744901If Ilian had stayed at pussyweight he could've become the goat. But he thought he could beat up progressively bigger guys. Got cherry picked fights with Oliveira's terrible chin and the twiggy Max. As soon as he faces someone genuinely bigger suddenly he's not that great. Happened to lots of guys. Ilia can't overcome the weight class truth>Retard thought he could be Islam Also he believes josh hokits schtick instead of just ignoring him. Dumbdumb
>>155749163
"every Tuesday, every Saturday, steal a brain rot ya know?"- Conor Mcgregor
>>155745923Did he need cement gloves to beat what is essentially a prepubescent boy?
>>155749182why are you lying? faggot? DC makes almost every top ten list. god I wish I could spit in your fucking face.
>>155749182DaddyC got this piglet in heat and xher clitty leakin
>Ilia lost to a brawler with rocks for hands>therefore he loses to a kick-centric grapplerwhat kind of logic is this? I swear some of you idiots don't understand the sport on even a fundamental level.
why would lia think he could beat gaethje after seeing how badly he fucked up tony ferguson, who had a much stronger chin than him
Ilia was drinking with the Nelk Boys the night before the white house. Look it up.
Listen, Max Holloway is training with JDM. It's over
>>155749342he had a heckin beer in his hand?
>>155749258Kek pigs do be flyin'.
>>155749392
>>155749392THE JDM???? THE FORMER WELTERWEIGHT CHAMP?????
It's hot as fuck, I'd love to be eating some brick burgers right now
>>155749559Volk's bricked up burgers
>>155749392>One-dimensional southpawl that quits to leg kicksHol up...Max is cooking
Welcome to Volk's Big Brick Burgers
>>155749612absurd hair
Losing custody of your children with Illia
>>155749130Translate to english please, I don't speak retard
>>155749629We don't sign our posts here.
Using prostitutes as overpriced therapists with Strickland
Counting to 10 with Justin Gaethje
Volk's oiled up brick
>>155747646aura
guys, finally a hot qt mma podcast. some exotic flower named natasha or sumhttps://m.youtube.com/@TheTashaShow/videos
>>155749721You think she's into me or what?
>>155749744yep, prolly bbc addicted
People forget that JaidsDM got pieced the fuck up by MVP
>>155749194wtf is that, heh? looks more like some cook but no pro sports dude
>>155749754oh....fuck
>>155749721Revolting whoreKill yourself, we already have 2 heem queens here
>>155749791And one of them is a certified patriot!
>>155749612he is alife...afghanistans proud. talibanvidal
fresh slacky ladsyoutube.com/watch?v=4xJl6VmnMaU
>>155749778Poor poor piggies keep gettin' Lee Pigby'd...
>>155749791wtf....weeew gj guys. congrats
its gonna be bad my nigga
My predictions for the next ufc card : I. Aliskerov by SubmissionA. Almabayev by KO/TKO or SubmissionN. Sadykhov, fight doesn't go the distance S. Magomedov by TKO/KOR. Fiziev by TKO/KO
>>155749948i'd like fizieuw to win. let's hope nothing terrible happens again
>>155749948My predictions:TMZTotal muzzie death
this is what happens to chud ass whiteys that think they can say the n word
nigga
