>Lap:#8481>Countdown to Austrian Grand Prix:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>155626052>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:222>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:232 (231 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 156 (+0)HAM: 115 (+25)RUS: 106 (+18)LEC: 75 (+0)NOR: 73 (+15)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 262 (+18)Ferrari: 190 (+25)McLaren Mercedes: 141 (+25)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 89 (+20)Alpine Mercedes: 57 (+7)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 464.07 (+78.30)LEC: 322.32 (+74.53)NOR: 312.91 (+17.92)>News:Pirelli plans to get more aggressive with F1 tire optionsAudi hoping for long-term engine gains from ADUOHamilton can 'stick the middle finger up' after Barcelona GP win - NorrisWolff 'to discuss' Mercedes intra-team rules with driversHonda wary of greater PU deficit at Austrian altitudeCadillac to bring ‘substantial upgrade package’ to Austrian GPFernando Alonso urged to remain in F1 by Domenicali: ‘We need heroes’Ferrari set to follow Austria engine updates with new turbo after F1's summer breakCarlos Sainz: Even without extra weight, Williams is “not where we promised we’d be”Ralf Schumacher’s Max Verstappen F1 Mercedes claims rejected by JosGuenther Steiner delivers brutal Aston Martin verdict: "Not F1 standards anymore"Jack Doohan no longer cares what other people think after F1 hardshipF1 fans left baffled by Sergio Perez AI-generated energy drink advertJacques Villeneuve warns Red Bull has "lost its sparkle" and faces "tough" rebuild process‘I was just 2.2s from Bottas’ - Fabio Quartararo reveals impressive F1 simulator run
ps3 will NEVER win a wdcHAHAHAHHAHA
gimi
>>155741044>Cadillac to bring ‘substantial upgrade package’ to Austrian GP+2 laps instead of +3 laps now!>Guenther Steiner delivers brutal Aston Martin verdict: "Not F1 standards anymore"That's not saying much.
>>155741466>6 retirements from 7 races Are Stroll having a shocker of a season
>>155741237Neither will chuck
>>155742190Trvke. I want Al Hamil to win this year because it will create so much seething.
the news raises a good point, what the fuck is up with bottas? at least the other australian on the grid is keeping up with his teammate
>>155742259hamilton is literally complete and utter shit, bro
>>155742301Not much to it, he's shit and the finno-korean kabal that run the world's media, banks, and technology are the ones keeping him in F1.
>>155742301>what the fuck is up with bottas?mindraped at mercedes
>>155742301hes coasting
Most cucked "sport" on this boardI know you fags will celebrate when Hamilton is handed another WDC simply because it's FerrariFucking faggots
>>>/wsg/6175686>>>/wsg/6175686>>>/wsg/6175686
>>155742301Remember russell was beating bottas in sakhir 2020 in one single race before toto activated the "blow up his tyre" directive
>>155743020
yeah i dont think the venezuelan is ok
>>155742301Too busy with his "personality" side projects like cycling, coffee and wine. Should've never returned to F1
>>155744159It should've been you
>>155744396
>>155742419the globohomos keep all of kwabmilton's teammates in f1 because they know if you accept being kwabmilton's teammate you are a certified level 99 pozboi
death to m*rcedes as always
>>155741044
>>155744159F
gimi and so forth
>>155745301so can I get that oil
One Last Ride (for Redbull) vibes...
>>155745172WAKE UP LEOWHO DID A SHIT IN THE PASSAGEWAY?BAD DOG
>>155745681
>>155745301>best built turdie commdie block
>>155745623>as tribute to the fans who have supported me throughout my careerThat's the type of shit you say in retrospect before departure...
*departs*
>>155745811he's talking about abduls
>>155745875Omg what about pozfags and medshitters? Did they not support him?
>>155741466the absolute state of audi
>>155745811
>>155745811he is about to pass
>>155746127calm down
willy bros scoring points this week
Digits and F1 will introduce hydration breaks in 2027
>>155745777well it was one of yas! disgoostan!
>>155681732how can i, a beta male, have sex with a female like her?
>>155746365The French way
>>155746365not worth the prison sentence, matewhy not just construct an elaborate fantasy that you already had sex with her and convince yourself it really happened, so much so that it's indistinguishable from an actual memory
>>155746410Reminds me of that time I was a secret agent on a mission on Mars
>>155746365heavy R
>>155746365Do you have a BBC per chance?
>cheat and don't serve your penalty like a good boy>win
>>155746599I doubt Finland has a TV license
Why do British people seem to rate Ross Brawn, Eddie Jordan and Frank Williams higher than Ron Dennis even though Ron Dennis was far more successful?
>>155746704based white frog taking the trophy from a fake brown frog. I hope hadjar cried again
>>155741466>>155741044>>Guenther Steiner delivers brutal Aston Martin verdict: "Not F1 standards anymore"The difference is, Force India used to be up to F1 standards. Steiner never, ever was.
>>155746715That was actually a very good joke.
>>155747024he finished p3 in a rbr shitbox while taking an illegal penalty, why would he be crying
>>155747085of course he did, abdul
THE BULGARIAN BVLL
THE AUSTRALIAN ABO
my simracing skills probably saved me from a car crash todaygimi
>>155747085because I want him to
>>155747057Nice sarcasm
facken 'ate 'hores
>>155747159
FIA declares heat hazard for the Austrian Grand PrixHydration breaks are in order
>>155748009>31C>is consider hazardous weather in gayope
>>155742474he got lucky it wasn't the toasterman
Redbull unironically would've been in a better spot if the thais + hornyman won
>>155746127yeah, lots of times if the car shits itself on lights out again
>Gabriel Bortoleto to miss Austrian GP FP1 with Alpine reserve set for latest Audi outingit's over
>>155748115A Heat Hazard for temperatures forecast to exceed 31°C was also declared for last year's US Grand Prix in Texas, the homosexual capital of the world
>>155748262This is mandatory for all drivers and people often pick Austria it has few corners so you don't have to maximise too much in FP sessions.
>>155748308ah ok, saw a misleading headline here that made me think he was being replaced for good
>>155748291texans are retarded and theres a higher chance of them ignoring a heat warning. gayopeans and alngo-faggins on the other hand will most likely take a heat advisory into consideration.
he stole honda engine department and set things up to have the best PU on the gridconvinced a retard to rig the wdc in his favorbroke the sport twice with vettel and verstappenhe didn't fuck that hag, but boy he was good at fucking things over lmaoso lame compared to söylent memekies, but at least we have races that don't always end in a dutch anthem>>155748262his contract expires this year and he isn't convincingly beating hulkenbergstill, i think he'll be fine, bin8 has a reputation of not giving a shit, he himself said in 2022 they weren't aiming for the championship, even though they had a championship winning car
obligatory alba posting
what's the opposite of the cheerleader effect
>>155749053Female footballer effect
>>155749053body inclusivity>>155748784>going for plastic industry plantsonly homos go for that shit, true niggos go for girl next door sweethearts' love quest
>>155749053Multilateral mutual mogging
>>155749252mogging has a winner–loser dynamic. there are no winners here, they all just look weirder standing next to each other
>>155749053undoubtedly sexy
>>155749123maya is my girl that I think I'd have a realistic shot with
>>155749348In an instance of mogging, the loser loses more than the winner gainsSo if they're all mogging each other, there is a net diminution for each of them
>>155749123dont post my wife
I just took a look at the F1 Academy grid. Lmao, how the fuck are those women between the ages of 16 and 22?
>>155748375>he was being replaced for good>FP1are you retarded
>>155748009>little ass rain>stop the race>lil ass heat>stop the racewhy are they like this
>>155748784>Nina Gademan 6th place>Alba Larsen 9th place>Racher Robertson in last place with zero points scored so farWhy isn't P1 Alisha Palmowski a cover girl? What do these other drivers have that she doesn't?
>>155748784K F M
>>155749638congrats on not being dead
>>155749728maybe he isand you too
alright, which one of you faggots is this?
>>155749638so that shitters(that the fia and fom want to push) dont crash. Remember spa last year? We could have gotten an epic wet race but they waited until it was dry so their golden boy lando could win, and he STILL KWABBED
>>155749693>What do these other drivers have that she doesn't?hehe rhetorical question>>155749384she looks like kubica's daughteryou can also try tina hausmann. she's basically a female mick schumthey were both born in switzerland, so who knows if the vegetable planted more carrots elsewhere
>>155749693>What do these other drivers have that she doesn't?Earrings
>>155749909probably someone pretty cool
>>155750123Hausmann looks a lot better when she has her hair down tbqhThe bun is a terrible choice
>>155746715We used to have one, now we have a mandatory tax called Yle-vero.
>>155749909>insane FIA favoritism
>>155750165>140 dollarydoosgrim but not as bad as I was expecting
>>155750160...eh, i'd say the bun suits her
>>155750267don't do my girl bernie dirty like that
>>155750284if you squint your eyes and shrink her nose and lips, it kinda looks like heralso she's 19, what the fucki thought tina was ~24already that young and wrinkles showing upwat
some of these girls are uglyI guess this what women feel when they look at me
>>155750229The thing is that before the mandatory tax they weren't enforcing the licenses as hard as they do in Bongland. My dad said that he didn't pay for 8 years and no one never came to check it.
>>155750160
>>155750413exactly
why don't male racing drivers just rape the female drivers
>>155750588Who told you they don't?
Not gonna watch AussieGPGot a feeling LewLew activate his Stand and Win. Again
The FIA has voted to end presidential term limitshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/articles/ckg8kz8jpz0o
>>155750370if it makes you feel better, uglies are often available and don't bitejust don't settle for one that smells like rotten watermelons and you'll be okay>>155750413there's a quadrillion billion kilotons of filters hereeven the algorithm can't decide if her face should be a square, squircle, round, large chin or no chin.she's fit and alright, but there's no way in hell she looks like that lmao
Im not surprised at all that those kikes at fom and fia are concerned about bringing in female/brown/black/gay drivers or whatever the fuck into f1 because "the sport isnt diverse enough", when all of those people all come from rich families who can buy a seat in a racing seriesBut fuck the white, straight dude whos parents are lower middle class who couldnt finance his career after karting, even though hes 100 times the driver schumi was
>>155750622Kym Ilman
>>155750695*thunderous applause*
>>155750816what is that dude doing now?
>>155751322making bitter posts on /f1/
>no french flags postingthey all died of the heat
In the end all these people are richtards who prefer $$$$$
>>155751322probably some blue collar job or smtheither way, its as alonso said, the best dude he ever saw driving was in karts, but he couldnt continue because of finances
>>155751560then his dad should have worked more jobs
>am is either broke or burned the cost cap on a steaming pile of shitlol
>>155751630ruslel is fuckedfgimi is faster
>>155751638not just your family, liam. your schemes have destroyed lives
>>155751760Yuki had it coming after 2025
>>155751660Or Stroll is just a cheap yahudi who spends under the cost cap
>>155750695is this going to end with him getting stabbed by the FIA senate?
>>155752313roll
>>155749545the headline here said "Bortoleto bids farewell to the F1"
>>155752631yeah because he worked for it, unlike the lazy layabout jackoff who failed his son
>>155750413>>155750267So when does Mick finally take the wig off?
>>155751660Maybe you're taking all the money Fernando
something wrong with br*ts
>>155753079are you enjoying the weatherf1 related >>155748009
>>155753079are you enjoying the drownings?
Imagine being ralf schumacher and spending all day fucking middle aged man ass and spreading retarded baseless rumors about f1 driver lineup changes
>>155753413I'd rather not
?????
>>155750123Maya is unironically somewhat attractive when you get used to her
>>155753281He should have said>Without Franco, my dear, I don't give a damn
>>155747159looks like he isnt an a14 driver, why not?
/biz/ idea: argentina grand prix on malvinas
>>155750413yeah, she looks good here
>what an idiot>he is so stupidi am gravely disappointed by the state of f1 drivers vocabularies, it is as if they only knew these two insults, they never call someone an oaf or a doofus or at least an imbecile; i have never heard someone say "i hope he broke his kneecaps" about a driver who had just caused a crash. sad!
>>155754309what an idiot, closing the door from the outside, alo to hamilbut im sure that it was used more timesand the other i dont recall, well, charles to kmag he is and always will be stupid is close
>>155754429thats what i said, idiot and stupid is the only two adjectives they know
>RED FLAGRED FLAG>RED FLAGRED FLAG>RED FLAGRED FLAGat spa
>>155752998He's rumored to reveal it soon, according to german media (ralf)
>>155754508mongol, and vettel to max he is a bep,
YOU'VE EXPOSED ME
I-it's not like i wanted to be exposed to you... BAKA!
>>155749720>1, 3>2>2
>>155754644walled harder than in 2022 saudi arabia qualifying
>>155751660its always the jew. hand in the cookie jar. taking money from the hard working white engineers and adrian neweys.
>>155754644>laila hasanovicsuspiciously muslim-sounding name
>>155752814hes black, chances are he was hired cause of dei
>ends in -ovicthat's just a slavic name
>>155755448it's more the>lailaand the>hasanand yep, turns out she's bosnianmost of them are only muslim in name though, like albanians
DEAD BULL SISTERSJUST
>>155753281https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15l3rmpuyy8
>>155754309Amx called Stroll a mongol
>>155750123>>155752998I don't see it
>>155753281>If I still have my commercially viable driver, then yes I want to make money off him in his own countryat the very least it would be held on a permanent track if they were to return
ps3 lids kinda mid
