bane v swans, gabba, NOW
Thu 19:30 Brisbane - Sydney Swans (Gabba)Fri 19:40 Hawthorn - GWS Giants (MCG)Sat 13:15 Carlton - West Coast (Docklands)Sat 16:15 Collingwood - Richmond (MCG)Sat 19:35 Port Adelaide - Adelaide (Adelaide)Sun 15:15 North Melbourne - Essendon (Docklands)Sun 17:10 Fremantle - Gold Coast (Perth)
the USA vs AUS of the afl, if you will
FIENDING for the soccer tomorrow
>>155747579KWAB
poor thread
>>155747579>Sun 17:10 Fremantle - Gold Coast (Perth)it's at 15:10 not 17 you dumb CUNT showdown time is also wrong
>>155747592piss off wogbot
on a night like this I wanna stay forever (stay forever)
Why don't people just live where earthquakes don't happen?
I half expected him to miss that and end the quarter 1.4
>>155747601what's wrong mate? need arms wrapped around you?
>>155747605All times are AEST.
>>155747634would prefer being rallied around tbqh
>>155747642*rallies around you*it'll be ok champ
>>155747579KWAB KEK
>>155747601Terrible. If someone starts another real thread I'll post in it.
Ive seen enough pies bros. If we add lachie neal to our list we will winned another premiership
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>155747658the raped
>>155747662A now win premiership
the incel pedo richo
>Ive seen enough piesWelcome back, RC
>>155747593>>155747656?
hey spudnow
convict you here m8?
>>155747658Non faggot OP edition>>155747689>>155747689>>155747689
>>155747694This is just the same shit.
Hate women with opinions so fucking much
uh oh banepoof is having a melty
Curnow to kick threw is starting to look a bit grim. Hopefully the ump realizes he is being infringed open every contest
>>155747658here you go>>155747718>>155747718>>155747718>>155747718
>>155747699crisp male bane player/supporter
stop threadsplitting you worthless spacky deadshits
spastics
>>155747721>>155747694Crisp retards
Starting to believe in conspiracy theories
Get pruned or deleted
do you make it in hindi too plis?
good morning alf
TY JANNYMAKE EM SEETHE
I'm sick of leftist infighting, we need a strong united front.
>>155747721not sure why my thread got jannied
>>155746567England, Spain, Argentina, Mexico, other LatAm countries except Brazil (in that order)
Curnow kicked a goal I'm going to kill myself
>>1557477061/3
NEED bane to win for the sake of my tipping comp
>>155747757with many many cocks too!>>155747764no hindi option.
CurnGOD
Accidentally saved that goal in my gay porn folder haha
i have my loom radars on for this game
>>155747777needy digits
>Soccer can have 5 threads for a single game>AFL can'tWe're getting threadmogged. Hard.
>>155747801one's a world cup every four years, the other is just another season game for some parochial largely irrelevant league
HIDE YO KIDSHIDE YO GFHIPWOOD IS BACK ON THE PROWL...
>>155747801We mog them (per capita)
threads a tad quiet ever since the thread splitters got got
>>155747819yes and there's millions more thirdies as well, they just need more threads unfortunately.
>>155747801just build your own 4chan, bro.
>>155747576Gay is forever. Not sure limiting contact will stop them from touching.
They've already made a live action Moana? Wtf wasn't that movie only made a couple years ago?
>>155747826threw their toys out of the cot
Fucking chilly tonight. Need the heater going.
>>155747844odd behaviour
>>155747853based bandit
>>155747826no one got banned retardif you guys had let me bake first, my crisp bake wouldnt have got pruned
banepoof is the biggest sook in this genny by far
Might samefag lads.
>>155747853Take the heated throw pill.https://www.aldi.com.au/product/oxford-square-heated-throw-blanket-000000000000742231
>>155747843Featuring Drain "The Cock" Johnston.
swasnsook is a bigger sook, hence why it's in the name, and he will be seething after they losehowever the threadsplitting was atrocious so banepoof does need to pull his head in
reportsperg = threadsperg
How much do these chicks get paid to run around handing out water bottles to the players?
Bringing back the banepoof mick early just in case shitney get gigaraped kek
Watching the new mario movie instead
>>155747878Hmm... sounds like a crisp idea
>>155747904$73,000
What the fuck is wrong with Grundy? He's given away 3 frees from the ball up. Has he never played football before?
I'm Dennis I'm a new character
wife wants to start some dumbfuck business idea instead of working a real job
>>155747918Are you a menace?
>>155747918Hey there Den
>>155747906I enjoyed this one but only got halfway through the first
>>155747926No>>155747927Hey
morning lads. what the fuck is this ump doing
knew i shouldn't have tipped the red and white frauds>>155747904not sure, idk if they do it part time or full time either since they do it at training too
>>155747890i reckon swansook is more good natured about the banter. banepoof is legitimately fragile
>>155747959adjudicating the game to the best standard that's ever been
Swans are the worst second place team (at round 16) EVER.
loins are gonna make the 4 aren't they
swans are the worst team to EVER beat my team
>>155747971not really mate, holds on to grudges worse than a woman hence why he is still upset over swasnseether
This is Gulden's fault. He isn't playing like a man that has had the 6 months of his life with Grace Scott
Petracca... PETRACCA..... oh wow.
yamumsperg
ya mums dumb
mad how you were inside your mums pussy and sucked her tits
lets we forget
Wow he's literally me browsing spee
this is literally the only top tier team curnow has scored more than one against.
>>155748075more like cumgod lmao
>>155748078crisp moving the goalposts
imagine ridley in that bane backline
>>155748078>top tier teamkek
>Sydney kickouts
Why are these teams gifting each other goals
>the ultimate coach killerdidn't know cy walsh was playing iykwim haha
>>155748101yeah swasnsook, at least they don't turn over on a kickout like your little red and white frauds kek
just got a new job so me mortgage is doin better few kiddies on the way, traffic is hectic lately, good thing tax time's comin got a new jetski the missus wants a weddin, maybe when I get me super
>>155748103now this was a kino game, both teams playing like garbage and ending in a loom
>>155748104Bookies said we want the over
these noodles are the best udon EVER
in spite of all my rage I am still just a rat coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine
IF your club has goal songs...THEN you support a mickey mouse club
>>155748114cheers dennis pass on my best
>>155748145open up my eagle eyes
Lucky Neale
>>155748159its a now win situation
>>155748136thanks will take note fella
I've started listening to a bit of Linkin Park
>>155748159'cause i'm malcolm blight, guys
>>155748175GHEY!!!
halftime slags (mtf)
>>155748175The new lady singer is amazing.
>>155748175Why?
>>155748159Cos I miss the right side
I'm not a big music guy, I get bored of music so I can't listen to albums, I can obsess over certain songs though
Do you reckon she's thinking of Nick's Dick pic when she's talking to him?
>>155748175bit of a bad boy over here
get girls interested on dating apps but then I remember I'm a 32 year old neet who lives with my mum
>>155748007well they're #1 and #2 regardless of orderpiesperg is nowhere near as angry as he used to be
>>155748197I'm quite the same. I don't like commercial music, but I like music as an art in and of itself
>>155748215this, except for the first part and also i'm 35
>>155748174no wakkas lad, their other noodles are elite too
I have too much self-respect to throw myself out to a pack of wolves like a piece of spare meat by going on dating apps.
>>155748215>>155748232i just used to invite myself to their place and they were horny/drunk enough to go for it. I was an elite single mother/pig hunter though
>>155748226You might like this.https://youtu.be/MABrtSn30LU
sj hot as fuck and classy tonight
>>155748254can't listen now but i'll keep a tab of it to listen to later, cheers mate
>I don't like commercial music, but I like music as an art in and of itself
cautiously optimistic
https://youtu.be/2S4MpsPm0Ks
BUT I KNOW YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME WITH SOMEONE DISAPPOINTED IN YOU
>>155748312you're fine mate sydney are FUCKEDi really need to start punting because i knew this would happen
COME ON SYDNEY
i'm listening to nick cave
>>155748333checked
>>155748317good video mate
>>155748359
i am an agent of chaos
>>155748339HOW DID HE GET IN THE CAVE?
Half time scores>Norf v Swans: Norf by 1>Swans v Pies: Pies by 21>Cats v Swans: Cats by 20>Swans v Saints: Saints by 8>Port v Swans: Port by 15>Bane v Swans: Bane by 27just sayin...
The Sydney Frauds
Fail Asharty
Lads, Joel just posted
fremantlegeelonghawthornbrisbane
that miss left even the commentators speechless
shitney bums
>SWEET CAROLINE
TOUCHING PEENTOUCHING POOSWEET CUM OF MINEBUM BUM BUMGAY TIMES NEVER FELT SO GOODI'VE BEEN CREAMPIEDBUM BUM BUMBY STRANGERS WITH HARD WOOD
>>155748476hey turkbro what's up
excellent goal chad
Chad Warner's kick and goals
fuck i hate this country sometimes
Chad Warner treating the game like it's some poor bloke's arsehole and ripping it to SHREDS.
Do zoomies even know what that off song is?
>>155748542what a fucking joke
>>155748542Fuck cars
>>155748542>legally required to be valuated>valuation costs $500it isn't easy
Nice score xd
>>155748509not much. just hanging out.
>>155748567haha
>>155748542Are they driven on the road to get from place A->B? No? Then what purpose do they have if they're not being used as transportation?
This country needs a good civil war
jonty rhodes, take me home
Charlie slipped my finger
so sick of these faggots and their shit fucking singing
Had a good wank this morning, really good
>>155748542i'm tired boss.
shitney are finished
>>155748585what kind of commie shit are you getting at here
how many of you cunts own classic cars
yeah this is over. finna kino
Sydney are a fucking rabble, pretender tier
it's some clickbait shit posted on faceberg and you cunts are falling for it shake my baka
>>155748542>>155748674define classic vehicle
>>155748674i have an lj torana
did someone tell the swans this was a grand final? haha
shitney meltdown
>>155748674that's just the jumping off point, definition will change for banning transport that can't be turned off remotely
>>155748674I have a 94 hilux
is a 100 series landcruiser an classic?
is a 2013 nissan pulsar a classic?
>>15574867496 rav 4
>>155748668If they're not being used as transport then they're being bought as an investment so CGT should apply, which it now does.
fuck cars
oh no not my heckin classic carinos
*makes you seet-*ACKKKKK!
>>155748731so true
I cant drive
might have a second dessert ice cream. i'm off the fuckin chain
>>155748745based georgu froyd
>>155748745based me on the range
>>155748729you know some people have interests and stuff yeah?
>prove to us you drive the car you own or elsethere isn't a hole deep enough for these mongrels
Post it again swansook
>>155748745FIFTY FIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
>>155748562>>155748731Crisp
muted this shit fucking faggot Lions think they're on Broadway
fuck cars and meat eaters (murderers)
>>155748774MORE DEAD THAN ALIVE
>>155748766ol lindsey fox over here
>>155746945Betfag, do you have a progress update on this?
swans still going to the grand final
>>155748729is warhammer an investment now?
>>155748805yeah and will lose by 60 as usual
Meat obsessed homos are cringe
>>155748805Yes please
>>155748797yeah thinking westgate
>>155748818excellent description of vegans
>>155748805im sure they'll be able to secure ticketsprobably good seats too
I eat my steaks cooked to hell and slathered in sauce, they're not very enjoyable
>>155748764Sure. And some people like collecting houses.
>>15574867499 ford falcon
>>155748849post tits
>>155748829Was after a screenshot to see how the progress bars were going. Don't want to go look up the stats.
These dosn champs really look good in bane's colours
dean cox more like sucks cox
how did bane get that
kill umpires
Is this game a "semen slurper" using sp terminology?
>>155748876Did it myself.>Conor McKenna: 11+ disposalsPassed: 12>Logan McDonald: 12+ disposalsPending: 4 disposals>Logan Morris: 10+ disposalsPending: 6>Cam Rayner: 13+ disposalsPending: 8>Sam Draper: 1+ goalPassed: 1>Errol Gulden: 26+ disposalsPending: 13>Errol Gulden: 1+ goalPending: 0>Darcy Fort: 10+ HitoutsPassed: 12>Ty Gallop: 3+ tacklesPassed: 4Anon is stuffed. Ty Gallop's tackles ($2.07) seem like a very good individual bet desu.
>>155748934yes
exposedney frauds
Nobody ever has 26+ disposals
>>155748942>Gulden 26another crippled spider kek
>Not kicking over the mark after the sirenKWAB. Real brainlet stuff.
>>155748965Sex havers, what is the white stuff? Natural lady lubrication? Artificial lubrication? Sperm?
>>155748942it was greed that got me in the end
>>155748966Was watching thinking there’s no way the ump lets him get away with it
9 11 is bad
Shove it up your arse reportfaggot
First team to reach 100 usually wins
willie rioli threatened multiple lives
>>155749063they deserved it
>>155749063at least he didn't call someone a faggot
>>155748983natural lube. girls get wet to receive dick
>>155749044
Have you guys been watching the men’s World Cup?
GAMEOVER
Why doesn’t Charlie Cameron go walkabouts like bobby hill or juh
>>155749085Yes
>>155749085more like the woke cup
>>155748862i don't have a problem with that.
>>155749085fuck up wogbot
>>155749091He's a smart abo
>>155749085No. It might be on the television but I can't keep up with the sticky let alone watch the game at the same time.
>>155749080kek
Fly guy Kai
sonion i'm crine
swans treating this like a grand final
I'm genuinely proud to call you blokes my mates
two shit teams 2bqh
no 44 for bane is fucking useless
Swans have been playing like a bottom 6 team since round 8
another supposedly good prime time game that ends up being dogshit, just sick of it
>>155749157look on the bright sideshitney has been utterly exposed, it's a good night for all
might have an early one i reckon
>>155749157still better than soccer
you lads have any collectables the ATO should know about?
Lads, bane might be back...
First to 115 always wins?
Faggot is the most cutting insult
>>155748830You've done xer
>>155749178My Belle Delphine bathwater has probably increased in value.
SSHHHHIIIITTTTNNNEEEEYYYYYSSHHIIIITTTNNNEEEYYY
what do you reckon cox said the boys>come on lads, play like it's a grand finalyep, they really are kek
The humble 0 good match round. Thank you opening round
Last minute comeback is surely coming, right?kek
>>155749219they've shit up the schedule just to make way for the world cup
this is going to cane for swasnsook kek
Fuck that showing is really damaging to the afl as a brand right as soccer is flourishing in its grand stage. The execs must be fuming. This will honestly change the sporting landscape in this country for decades to come.
Is Grundy retarded? That's the 4th time he's done that.
>>155749149If you look at their record it really isn't impressive.>flogged a bunch of shit teams>beat bane at home (surprising)>lost to hawthorn and cats>barely beat dees, pies, saints, port and northThey look like an upper-mid team, still haven't played adelaide or freo. They just have good %. That said their run home is piss easy for some reason (dosn, north again, port) so they might still finish top 2.
>Grundy is the smartest ruckman XDDDDThree times he's stepped over the line now. Finally some umpires that aren't afraid to call him on it.
Fred are going to gape these faggot swans
>>155749219when the cats awaythe shitters play
>>155749244isn't it past your bedtime guiseppenonna won't be very happy with you
the showdown’s this week. first game was pretty good.
>>155749255i've been saying this but all the dumb cunt cazzie swasnsooks refused to accept reality
>>155749277>first game was pretty good.Game was awful, finish was great.The first half might've legit be the worst footy of the year.
first to 164 always wins
>>155749178definitely NOT large warhammer, N64 and GBA collections
>>155749301So you're saying there's a chance
>>155749277cunt up fuckwit deadshit cromry cocksucker, i'll fucking scalp your faggot arse. come to the hill shiteating roach fuck.
>>155749293Yes it was dreadful
has rulespoof even found a rule he doesn't love?
She'llBeRight
Should they manage to make another granny Swans will get gaped. Again.
>>155749308go off son
Why'd you report that pic of the sexy girls arse you fucking faggot
>>155749308put him in the hospital next to Modra bruv
even the finish to the first showdown this year wasn't that good, it was a classic poot chokejob that richmond could have won against. the poot home showdown last year was way more hype and way more competitve all the way through. viccies were too busy watching fucking saints v norf or some shit instead though so they didn't notice.
>tfw you're not playing a bottom 10 side
Have seen enough. Nick Daicos can win the flag if Collingwood get Lachie Neale.
*does nothing*
how do i be more masculine
>>155749366pies could win the flag from 10th this year
>>155749371umm he actually is an epic distraction for defenders though!yeah did a great job of it getting held by... fuck knows who, while harris andrews mogged the other forwards kek
RAPED
>>155749371You thought that was nothing? Wait until finals when he really lets loose and unleashes nothing.
>>155749371He had kicked half of Sydney's goals by halftime. Ended up with a very respectable 3 goals.All in all, a good game by him.
foul mutt
If I posted a picture of myself here I would be the laughingstock of /afl/ for years to come
>>155749371to be fair mcdonald was useless, and poofartey was GENUINELY useless, despite being against a pretty meh brisbane backlinecurnow is still at his best in one sided spankings of shit teams though for sure
>>155749441the actual >makes you seethe
>>155749441>牛蛙Does he acknowledge he's a toad of a person?
>>155749441kek seething. Check em, sook.
>>155749468what race is this?
>>155749468>Adam Goodes tattoowhy?
Is 68kg 189cm too lanky to play footy? I’ve never played but I have great cardio
>>155749481toad
>>155749451>a pretty meh brisbane backlinePremiership backline minus Zorko and Starcevich innit?
>>155749481Cigar frog
>>1557494853/4 white, 1/ 4 Maori I think
>>155749486depends how fast you are, if you can run you can play in the modern aflyou probably should put on 10 kgs though
>>155749486you'd get wrecked, better off being a team's runner or a boundary umpire
>>155749488i specifically meant key defenders, i rate wilmot for examplelooking at the fred game for example who have 3 actual good key forwards and not downhill skiers, and they kicked picrel against brisbane
>>155749451>despite being against a pretty meh brisbane backlineAndrews and Gardiner were elite, what are you talking about?
>>155749486Forgot to mention I'm 38. It's not too late, is it?
Draper played in as many wins this year as a Lion as he did in the previous 3 years as a Bomber. Granted he missed a year and a half of footy with injury but still.
Sydney and Freo are almost locks to finish top 2 but would many teams see them as unbeatable in finals?
>>155749481Destroyer of white, long haired blondes. He takes them from behind and rides them hard.
>>155749551Sydney will get straight setted if they finish top 4.Fremantle are half a chance to finish the season with 1 loss (don't think they will) but still wouldn't have them winning the flag.
soccer tomorrow
Why does the AFL keep making the umpiring situation worse?
>>155749639more inconsistent umpiring = lower expectations = easier to rig games is my theory
>>155749636Crisp, hope the au/sp/ matchie comes to fruition, probably won’t but let’s see what happens
swans are only locked into top 2 if they beat freo or the crowsif they lose those and wobble against the bulldogs, giants or even saints at marvel, they could easily slip out of the 4
>>155749378Learn 2 duelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKEX89M22oU
>>155749639lowering umpiring standards to increase diversity, equity and inclusion
>>155748254imagine the poos
>>155749551only teams Fred looked shaky against were Hawks and they barely got over a Dawson-less Crows. If someone can take out Hawks and they beat Geelong at home again they will make the GF. Cunts already giving me PTSD with their shit kicking last week
>>155749838What about the hot pies? Thinking Daicos will shit on them if given half a chance.
>>155749840Do you reckon she knows what's she's doing?
>>155748254what a dumper
>>155749840Is she >>155748103?
>>155749852no Moore for the rest of the year potentially. I don't rate the Pies. Daicos aside Fred's mids are better and deeper
>>155749869good eye, could be
Ohoh oh ohSticking things in my hole
