Sweden Edition >>155729464
>laffs
Well?
>>155753891
>flames
DABRES :D
do you think it hurts emotionally when you're used as draft fodder between teams and it isn't even for first round picks
bud1 mitch won dom1
>>155753930
>>155753935
>>155753948
>>155753962>>155753948
good template
>>155753940unless there's personal life shit with kids in school or whatever I would imagine most guys who get traded are happy about it
>>155753923
>rapey woke up earlyand with that i am out
I'VE BEENWAITING A LONG TIMEFOR THISMOMENT TO COMEI'M DESTINEDFOR ANYTHING AT ALL
https://youtu.be/Z1TlbLfaJp8
>>155754014>La NovaNo one in Buffalo enjoys La Nova.
most teams around the league don't expect the sabres to draft at 4...
>Nick Kypreos: Re Rangers: Chris Drury wants to make his team tougher and nastier and is considering many ways to achieve that - Sportsnet (6/22)
>les habitants dorment
>>155754242they are already the toughest team in the league
>>155754243please stop posting this picture of me
>>155754235Shhhhhhh, they're hunting goalies
>>155754242He can start by replacing the buttwipe with sandpaper, 80 grit
already forgot who won the cup
For me, its ongoing talks and discussions or negotiating the terms of deals
>>155754271Je suis désolé
>>155754307It was the Randiys, you asswipe
>>155754307dumb frog
>>155754328
>For me, it's how nice and peaceful off-season is without Gary and his cabal of hockey shills bothering me all day long -_-
nhl.com is downwhat is gary up to
>>155754345TRADE OF THE CENTURY INCOMING!
>>155754345WITH NO SURVIVORS !!!!!!!!!!
Shit GMs allowing Zito to collect all the broad street bullies for cheap
>>155754345the interns are cooking up something special
/hoc/ we need to plan ahead. who are we taking with our first round pick? should we trade up?
>>155754307It was the... Uh... Hm
>>155754243I travel from outside Ottawa to Gatineau like I'm on a pilgrimage just to get Labatt Blue 10.1% 40 ouncers
>>155754387I think we should kick the tires on Gritty. His intangibles allow him to stand out among his peers.
>>155754387We should draft Gary
>>155753930Kek saved
>>155754387I think we should trade up for Dixon My'az. Solid player from the USNDT
>>155753923how is werenski not 2 in the redraft solely because he's a defenseman
>>155754509Columbus penalty
>>155754505You're gonna have to pay and arm and a leg to get Dixon My'az. What about Mike Rotch?
there's another iginla in this draft
>>155753923marner is #2?
>>155754588Dang-Lin Wang is also another good choice from the Kunlun Redstar
>>155754676
>>155754505But /pol/'s new GM, Hugh Janus, just posted this on twitter:>I will stop at nothing to get Dixon My'az
nikishin will win a norris if the canes trade him...
>>155754677>Kunlun RedstarFor me, it's Erasmus B. Dragon
>>155754387>should we trade up?we're trading for darnell nurse
>David Chen and Parker Foo, both born in North America Kunlun Red Star is a joke and moved to St. Petersburg from Shanghai cause Chinese patrons kept trying to eat the puck>fucking Savages
>>155753923>Well
>>155754794Glad they got Drew Peacock to take over
they're trading away all his best buddies :(
>>155754551imagine if he got drafted by a florida team. he'd have 150 point seasons
>>155753940the worst are the ones where it's player X being shipped with a 2nd round pick for a 3rd round pick just to be rid of him
No clots
if macklin starts dating ivar instead of will now, will you consider him a slut? or is it fair game jumping to the shiny new thing
>>155754387We can probably pickup Howie Feltersnatch in the late rounds. He's got NHL talent, but also some off-ice issues.
>>155754904how does your stringy blue hair hold up in the heat? or do you never leave the safety of the 'cord?
We do, in fact, still call them that here and have no plans that I'm aware of to change it to something else
pure sex on bedard
>>155754242he should trade for huberdough
>>155754968that boy needs to bulk
>>155754969Who's Huber?
Nice to see /hoc/ active in the off season.
>no hockey all day long again gay
>>155755073Tomorrow is the draft, but /hoc/ isn't about marketing in particular, so we're super chill
the oracle has spoken
i dont actually care about the draft other than that trades for real nhlers happen at that time as well. Caring about young males seems homosexual and pedo coded tbqh
>>155755171>underageMODS
>>155755193[spoiler]pretty sure that creature is like 30
>>155755171>>155755193https://www.eliteprospects.com/draft-center/tsn-craig-button
Remember when Taylor Hall was supposed to teach Bedard how not to be a bust?
>>155755285what would hall know about that?he needed to play secondary minutes to contribute
>>155755118draft /hoc/ is always pretty good I like to regurgitate the lies and motivated reasoning of ontarians on twitter
I hope my leafs aren't dumb enough to go near McKenna
>>>BREAKING NEWS<<<an anonymous /hoc/ poster has proposed a trade with his local PopeyesPOPEYES TRADES:8 pieces of chicken4 biscuits1 12oz Dr PepperANON TRADES:$25future considerations
>>155755073True off-season /hoc/ begins after July 1st when most free agents are signed.
>>155755320There is something familiar and ritualistic about it
>>155755386raped retard with another painfully unfunny post
>>155755382its makes sense if they leverage either him or the pick to get a 1st pairing dreid is 5 years away from being useful
>>155755386>4 biscuits
>>155755386What's the MarnerFor% of popeyes chicken?
leafs are picking mckenna and he might go back to college for another year. watched their pre draft video today and mark leach was saying it's not crazy to do it
>>155755386Counteroffer:>POPEYES TRADES:>8 pieces of chicken>4 biscuits>1 12oz Dr Pepper>Jordan Greenway>ANON TRADES:>$25>future considerations
mckenna doesn't wow me
the swedish retard told me frondell was going to be a superstar because he was playing against men on european ice as a 17 year old.
>the deficit of Gavin McKenna's wow-factor
>>155755627
Long distance running and biking have perfected the art of intake while doing their sport. They've got energy gels, electrolyte mixes, food bars, pre race anti lactic acid stuff.meanwhile hockey players are out here slamming mustard.
just watched every goal from the 1999 dallas stars stanley cup playoffs and I think they'd get swept in the first round in the modern game
*sips*
>>155755653DON'T KNOCK THE OLD FUCKING SCIENCE !!!
>>155755581what does impress you much?
>>155755618me? don't read swede posts, finn posts, or american posts that arent copey
>leafs opt for stenberg after pressure by sundin>sharks get their defenceman>mckenna falls to hongcouver
waow (based based based) factor
>>155755701is it possible for vancouver's pick to drop even further
>>155755424>washing down 4 biscuits and an 8 piece with a can of pop kwab
>>155755797Ya if anon attempts this they will die of thirst
>>155755701sharks would trade the pick before passing on mckenna. just abysmal asset management when they can get a similar prospect d man a year or two ahead and more. like they might be even more likely than the sabres to deal but no one actually cares to talk about them.
why does it feel like every year around draft time, in any sport really, it's always a narrative about one or two hot prospects and if your pick is like, number 5 or 6 then it may as well be worthless?
>>155755797he needs at least 10 light beers with that
patrick roy overrated
>>155755903not sure, every #1 overall since matthews has been a bust besides celebrini/schaefer
>>155755933more like patrick wah
>>155755672Gross He should stick to pickle juice
>>155755516>McKenna goes back to college>laffs end up in the basement again>this time, they don't have their first round pick>laffs
>>155755959does he know crispin
>>155755959patrick overwaited
>>155755965
>>155756047this nigga drinkin eggs
Friend (female) sent me a lovey-dovey good morning text. I knew straight away that she accidentally sent it to me instead of her boyfriend but I still got my hopes up for a split second
>>155756147did it say >gm cool dick bro
bud wontrb lost
>>155756194mitch won too so did dominick
The penguins have new owners
>>155756262Was this a business maneuver, or did they actually need to offload them for financial reasons?
he woke up the afternoon of 04/17/2022 as tbg and went to bed that night as trb
how this faggot still running this joke into the ground daily? this is why no one posts here anymore
>>155756310People were bitching about fsg ownership so I guess they decided to dip. I don’t think fsg was really that bad though.
>>155756262Have they met Crosby and his family yet?
>>155756372true post that was when bud won
>>155756391Cope Samir is a /hoc/ institution
>The Wheeling Nailers had been the Penguins’ ECHL affiliate for the past 29 seasons, the longest active agreement in the league. But that partnership is likely coming to an end.>Hoffmann Family of Companies owns the ECHL’s Florida Everblades. The Hoffmanns hope to make the Estero, Fla.-based team the Penguins’ new ECHL affiliate.>At the family’s introductory press conference at PPG Paints Arena on Thursday, company founder and chairman David Hoffmann said they “100%” want to bring the Everblades into the Penguins’ system.
>>155756444CHECKED
>>155756000He needs to complete his communications degree
>>155756444That sucks I never went to a nailer game
>>155756507dont reply to him retard he's a raped bitch
>>155756000checked
>>155756444>Sunbelt relocation Based , Phoenix Penguins next
>>155756511His mom hasent fully toured campus yet either
>>155756533wheeling isn't shutting down, it's just a realignment standard off-season affiliate stuff, check out the new Islanders affiliates >Trenton Ironhawks>Hamilton Hammers EXCITEMENT !!!
They're saying McDavid greenlit the Babcock hiring because the rental players aren’t as autistic about winning as he is. To him, it’s just a job to them. He wants Babcock to go hard on those guys and the washed paycheck chasers(Ekholm and Henrique).
>>155756771thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>155755903with hockey it's because there are only a few complete and physically mature guys people feel like are going to be able to play in the nhl full time immediately. it's not the nfl where it's practically all instant starters/very competitive backups for 2 rounds it's more grey futures. you get the concentration there over the qb and edge guys since the falloff is pretty substantial between the rare athletes and top 10 worthy qbs. meanwhile you can get a second round quality qb for nothing before the draft since there are maybe 100 guys at that level hanging around the league and bunches of low 1st round like des already in the league. no one cares past the top few guys because there's already plenty of them in stock from the past 5-10 years. in hockey everybody has at least a half dozen top 20 guys already.
>>155756533>he never got tanked up at the nailers game then drove at unimaginable speeds on i70 kwab
>>155756000Chundin will show no mercy. we are getting several first back because we are not planning on competing next year it is a shadow tank season. Knies for a first this year and Matthews for 2 at the deadline next year.
why is hockey so chud positive?
>the city of Berlin
>>155757524Max Chud finna make it
When is draft?
>maximum chud
>>155757524>rian chudzinskii watched him a few times this year. he's pretty good. nice edge to his game. he'll probably go early in the third round on saturday
>>155757765Tomorrow at 1900EDT
>>155757141How can the >laffs tank if they don't have their first next year?
>>155757951they acquire first rounders from other teams
i'm starting to forget the flames bro's...
canes are going back to greensboro
>>155758041the who?
>>155758198These guys?
The Blue Jackets have acquired Valeri Nichushkin from the Avalanche in exchange for a 2nd RD pick, 3rd Rd pick and 5th Rd pick
>>155758198https://youtu.be/x2KRpRMSu4g?list=RDx2KRpRMSu4g
the golden knights busted the avalanche
>>155758715mac might never recover kinda sad
>>155758587bet he plays with coyle
just logged on
>scoreless ball game in San Francisco>most dangerous futi in New Jersey
the world revolves around my favorite team
What’s with all these pre draft trades
>The Blue Jackets have acquired Valeri Nichushkin from the Avalanche in exchange for a 2nd RD pick, 3rd Rd pick and 5th Rd pick
>>155758587Seems fair for both sides desu
>>155759217damn it's green now
>>155756708Jen
>>155759179low energy, slow frequency It's actually sort of pleasant; tomorrow is gonna be havoc
avs get smaller
SOON
>>155759320My penguins ):
>>155759415post addressfeel like heeming ya
kcip dR ht5 dna kcip dR dr3 ,kcip DR dn2 a rof egnahcxe ni ehcnalavA eht morf nikhsuhciN irelaV deriuqca evah stekcaJ eulB ehT>
first it was cousin mckennanow it's fanboy stenbergboth so far awaywhy is gary like this?
>>155759580Damn it's backwards now
>>155756906>gimme your phone, rookie
>>155759588charge your phone buddy
Threadly reminder
jesus christ the regular soccer threads are bad enough but the world cup game ones are grimi think i'm on a list now. no one tell them about the wild please i don't want anyone to stay after the cup ends
Super Nintendo, Sega GenesisWhen I was dead broke, man, I couldn't picture this50-inch screen, money-green leather sofaGot two rides, a limousine with a chauffeurPhone bill about two G's flatNo need to worry, my accountant handles that.
No sympathy for the mild cuck. The way youre looking at those people right now are the way we look at you everytime you post. Kill yourself fag
you can make fun of my posts and call my teams gay and retarded but you'll never take away the brotherhood that is FlamesNation
>Tobias Trejbal will be the first goalie taken, and I think it will happen in the 30s. I’m keeping an eye on Calgary and Pittsburgh.wolfbros they're already trying to replace us
>>155760346stop killing the gimmick retard
happy birthday dougilmour
>wild get mentioned>the softpusy cuck fangay wannabe canacuck comes barreling in to seethekek. Every. Single. Day.
/hoc/ and the NHL have agreed on a trade that will send Gary Bettman to /hoc/ in exchange for a Flamiac to be named later
>>155758587The Avs had a deal with Ottawa, but Nichushkin didn't waive his NTC, so the Avs take the Blue Jacket picks instead. They have enough cap space to fill out the roster now, and this off-season went exactly as planned so far, trading Colton, Drury and Nichushkin.
Every. Single. Day. No wonder he hits the windsor nice and early.
the yzerplan finally makes its much awaited move
>>155760591Yeah, just too bad about that WCF...
>>155760642he was the first pick of the 2nd round, an underrated spot for terrible picks. you would think teams would make good picks there with the night to sleep and go over their selection before day 2 of the draft but no since scouting is basically complete bullshit they get it wrong more often than not
>>155760818All scouts and GMs are alcoholics and just through shit at the wall after the first 5 picks anyways.
Thinking about rewatching Battlestar Galactica
I really wanted to see a Babcock–Torts WCF matchup.
>>155761023
>>155755947Dahlin and Slafkofsky were busts?
>>155761062Torts is dead, baby.
>>155761023You're a man of refined taste
william wallinder and tom willander would make a doog pairing, maybe
think I set a new pb marner
>>155760642>meijerwe just got one by me they are beyond based
>>155761009>cheating, diving cunt
>>155760489first time i ever tasted beer was that moment. my dad and his work friend were watching the game at my house. i was half asleep on the floor. leafs score, they jump up and spill their beers everywhere most of it landing on me. dad picks me up and starts running through the house screaming "leafs win leafs win leafs win" and all i can remember thinking was i hope dad never tries my juice boxes because they are so much better than his yucky drink and he'd probably drink them all
>>155761224we call those mckinnons now
>>155760591>So your choices in this matter are Depressing Concrete Shithole or Depressing Concrete Shithole, CanadaGrim
*plans in your path*
>>155761345at least in columbus you have a million snow bunnies at ohio state to run through. also you live in the US
>>155761500what exactly is he planning?
>When Russian Nikita Shcherbakov measured at 6-foot-5 (up from 6-foot-3) at Gold Star’s camp in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., it caught some teams’ attention.they don't have tape measures in russia or what?
>>155761589Ivan Tapemeasure was gunned down like a dog during the October Revolution and his knowledge went to the grave with him.
>>155761500>Yzerman's #1 FA target signed a week before FA started
>>155759036your toronto maple leafs
>>155761586how to solve hockey
My birthday is on monday though
>>155761854
>>155755947Floplin Silverbrini's resume>3rd place, 2023 u18 worlds>quarterfinal lost, 2024 wjc>semi-finals lost, NCAA boston>calder finalist(kek)>participation medal olympicsnot a bust amirite
>>155761854happy cake n' candles, brother
>>155761500up next in the yzerplan
>>155761722must be like solving the theory of gravity, because it sure is taking him some time.
>>155761500>That's a nice disgruntled 1C you got there...>I'd be a shame if someone traded Josh Norris and the 20th pick for him.
colorado should trade necas for robertson
this is who you're making fun of btw
it's quiet...
They're selling beer sabres at the draft.
>>155762470>35 lbsthat's on par with the marners size 39 pants drops
>>155762600proven pussy magnet
>the city of Germany
>>155762003gary should do a wellness check on bedard. everyone's worried.
>>155762941I can confirm this. My wife pissed in mine and made me drink it. Tasted like molson
>Montreal has dealt Luke Tuch to Columbus for Hunter McKown>Devils acquire Amadeus Lombardi from Detroit in exchange for a fourth-round pick.the dominoes are falling
>>155764222checked
Barely made it home in time to drop that marner.One more day until it is known which career will be destroyed by being drafted by the laffs.
>>155764512>Amadeus LombardiThat's a pretty sick name
Why is this Finn so fucking smug?
>>155764512>Amadeus LombardiSounds like someone that would have been famous in northern Venice for scoring a mid-sized production of King Lear in 1732.
>>155764512>Amadeus Lombardi >New Jersey
The draft is held right next to Toronto? Rigged
>>155764512For what
So who’s getting Larkin?
>>155765227ded wongs
>>155765227Larkin is going to rot on the bench until morale improves.Yzerman is extremely stingy when it comes to trades, he might genuinely just sit him if they lowball.
>>155765227
>>155765336Drury is doing the exact same thing with Trochek. Probably negotiating with the exact same teams as Stevie too. They both screwed themselves by holding out.
Another McBust will be drafted!
>>155761345Why would a NHLer give a fuck about where his temporary home is? They're on the road almost every single week and in the off-season they live wherever their summer mansion is. Nichushkin's is probably in Russia or Miami. So he has most likely spent more actual time there than in Denver for the past years. >>155762139He'd feel right at home in Detroit.>>155765336There's not a chance in hell that Larkin isn't traded before next season. Everyone with a brain wishes that Yzerman, or any GM for that matter, had the balls to sit every player that has a NMC then demands a trade for entire seasons, but not one has ever done it and not one will never do it.
>>155765495>they're going to be 36 and 35 when they hit UFAdoes it even matter then? wtf contract would you get? i would be over the moon to go meme it up and mentor some young lads in the AHL for millions a year.
>>155765495Buffalo Offer:>Norris>Ukka-Pekka>#4>#20For:>Shesterkin>Trochek
>>155762600Based
>>155764512>detroit actually traded someoneI don't believe it.
>>155765947Shesterkin is the most overrated overpaid goalie in the league
>>155761546>snowbunnybut that’s a white girl who only hooks up with niggers, are you one?
They'll get a decent offer for Larkin, not earth shattering. Problem for Larkin is, it won't come from one of his listed teams. And he'll have to either agree, or go into the dressing room with the same guys he quit on, stripped of the C.
>[Garrett] On July 1, a friendly game between amateur teams from Russia and the United States will take place in Moscow. Hearing Panarin, Marchenko, Shesterkin, Romanov, Sergachev, Nikishin and others are expected to be a part of the Red Machine team for Russia.>USA hockey is not involves with this game and TEAM USA will be conposed of americans playing in the khl and other select amateurs
>>155766214>And he'll have to either agree, or go into the dressing room with the same guys he quit on, stripped of the C.While collecting a check for $8.5M. Oh, the horror.
>>155766175no it's a rich white bitch at a ski resort there for chad and bradley. i first heard it from my latin teacher way before rap guys used it
>>155766327So fucking retarded that USA Hockey is cucking this hard for jewkraine. It's sports. Chill the fuck out with your pandering horseshit.
>>155766327>amateur teams>Panarin, Marchenko, Shesterkin, Romanov, Sergachev, Nikishin>Then some Americans that flunked out of the NHL
>>155766400Franchise changing move here.
>>155766400Shipping Tuch off to America early before he demands to be traded to play with his broyher
>>155766327Why would the nhlpa even allow this
Just out garlic bread in the oven (not home made though).
>>155766539Did you put cheese on it?
>>155766572No
>>155766488they're finally learning to just get a head of the curve.
>>155766584
>>155766635Just like my islanders
I'm not eating or flushing until the next big trade
>>155761854Happy birthday Pekka!
McDavid spent 10 whole years putting loyalty and his friends ahead of his own career. It was genuinely painful to watch him waste his prime years enduring so much disrespect and acting as everyone's punching bag for so long. Yet the moment he found his edge, his so-called "empathizers" vilified him. He’s more than earned this approach.
>>155754307you know who
>>155767334KWAB
nikishin and a 1st is too much for hellesuck
>>155767532what about rikishi
>>155754307Same
>>155767532>laffs
Can I go to the restroom?
>>155768303are you tired?
>>155768478No
>>155768303Yeah
Will Mike Babcock unbitchify mcdavid?
Show me some of your family photos man
>>155768860Too late :(
>>155767953I wonder if he saw some cool things in that water? Like coral reefs or strange fish or something. Sea turtles maybe?
japanese >people are so fucking cringe
me and my /hoc/niggas strolling thru /cric/'s block
>>155769467we call them island goblins here
>>155769467So are the people who idolize them...>Bud, anyone???
>>155769467This
>>155769524What kind of gun is that? It looks like its got no bolt
>randies trying to get HellenbuckBased
bud: wontrb: lost and was raped
Meds: not taken
VPNs abused
>>155767553Eichel is the most passive-aggressive bitch boy in the league
they say the evening of easter 2022 is the chilliest on record
>>155768906Depends on what he finds in McDingles phone
>>155753932
>>155771119I love you Takagi! <3
>>155770954lauren kyle world domination plans
i still got hoc on my mind
>>155771274the v stands for virgin
mitch won too
flyers and rags are in a bidding war over craig mctavish
Do it for Abe.
>>155771889is that his wife or mom
>>155771221JEN
TNA impact is almost on, bro's
is this the official "laugh at the detroit red wings during the entire offseason as well as the entire next season for the next 10-20 years" thread?
>>155773608always was
>>155772812TNA Simpact
What did he do to deserve being sent to Ohio?(Besides beat up all those ukrainian hookers)
Draft night is tomorrow, which means we get to laugh at how bad ESPN has become where John Buccigross probably tells a story about how a prospects parent probably was murdered by a somalian. Anyways, lets give this a shot. Can't be worse than the Habs performance against Carolina in game 4 anyways1. TOR. Gavin McKenna (LW)2. SJS. Chase Reid (RHD)3. VAN. Ivar Stenberg (LW)4. BUF. (Via CHI, dude why even make this fucking trade, rape yourself Chiraq) Carson Carels (D)5. NYR. Caleb Malhotra6. CGY. Keaton Verhoeff (RHD)7. SEA. Viggo Bjork (C)8. WPG. Daxon Rudolph (RHD)9. SJS (Via FLA/OTT). Ethan Belchetz (LW)10. NSH. Alberts Smits (LHD)11. STL. Tynan Lawrence (C)12. NJD. Malte Gustafsson (LHD)13. NYI. Oscar Hemming (RW)14. CBJ. Wyatt Cullen (LW)15. STL (via DET). Liam Ruck (formerly Chuck Ruck) (C)16. STL (Via WSH) Markus Ruck (Formerly Buck Ruck) (C)17. LAK. Oliver Suvanto (C)18. WSH (Via ANA). JP Hulbert (LW)19. UTA. Tommy Bleyl (RHD)20. BUF (from EDM via SJS). Elton Hermansson (RW)21. PHI. Ryan Lin (D)22. PIT. Alexander Command (C)23. BOS. Adam Novotny (RW)24. VAN (Via MIN). Brooks Rogowski (C)25. OTT (From Tampa Bay, via SEA, via FLA). Maddox Dagenais (C)26. NYR (From DAL via CAR). Yegor Shilov (C)27. SJS. (via BUF) Niklas Aaram-Olsen (RW)28. MTL. Juho Piiparinen (RHD)29. STL (From COL via NYI). Marcus Nordmark (RW)30. CGY (via VGK). Mathis Preston (RW)31. CAR. Simas Ignatavicius (C)32. OTT. Ryan Roobroeck (LW)
>>155775337
>>155775149He ate sugar
Blue Jackets need to make some moves
>>155775149consumed carbs
Someone explain please how everything about Porter Martone’s profile/archetype said he would be the ideal fit next to Bedard and we didn’t draft him.Also, name a more fun team than the Flyers.
You have the 4th overall pick. You have admitted to basically already fucking up by choosing a Bulgarian who's taking too long to even take strides to improve. You haven't even sniffed the playoffs since being embarrassed by the Predators in 2017 (the bubble doesn't exist)How do you fix your team and morale around Bedard? Trade the 4th overall pick for this and Jordan Greenway. Chicago really is a fucking retarded team. Byram wasn't even that good, he got hot from a run and gun system and couldn't defend.
Word is the rags are about to do something retarded
>>155775771Like what
>>155775771Cope they're getting nastier
>>155775771>rags
>>155775821Rumor is they are about to trade the farm for Mason Marchment
>>155775149Made himself unavailable for several playoff runs by doing coke and fucking whores.
>>155775969He a free agent
>rags
>>155769524Is that house made of papier-maché? He doesn't look or speak like he'd be living in that kind of house otherwise.
>>155776131Oh sorry wrong nepo babby i meant mason mactavish
>>155776252You don't need to apologize. We're frens
>>155775716How's Larkin doing?
>>155767953novan scotian autism is unique
i have been traded to /cric/
>>155776381We'll miss you :(
>>155776381Dont drop the soap bro
>>155767334he needs to pass this social skills class first
>>155753930jen
>>155768955I'd be happy to show you pictures of my fur baby (｡◕‿‿◕｡)
>>155776579Yes please
>>155770954he's going to find some messed up trap pictures
>>155769467they need to be cringe to survive in this world
>>155769192he might find a hotel barracuda
>>155776381we'll always remember you :(
>Hearing it’s the Blues and Rangers that have offers in to Anaheim on Mason McTavish.well it was fun while it lasted for the Blues having 11, 15 and 16. the sneed bros will not be blues
>According to multiple sources, the Seattle Kraken were given permission by Dallas to talk to Jason Robertson, and offered him approximately $15 million per year on a eight-year deal — but the offer was declined.
>>155776728remember who?
>>15577674345 minutes ago it was the sens and rags.Drury is going to pussy out like always.
>>155776840
McDavid and Nurse were spotted together in the Hamptons today.
>>155776840I like Robertson but that's too much money desu
>>155777003does darnell nurse have the best henchman energy in the entire nhl
>J. Robertson just turned down $15M for 8 years in Seattle. That organization is really going nowhere. Panarin didn't want to go there, Robertson doesn't want to go there and they keep handing out long-term contracts to average players. The Kraken have been as mediocre as it gets.
>>155777003Nurse is in the light. Connor is in the dark. This is the last time they spoke as friends
>>155777039Henchmen don’t get 8x9.25m
>>155777003nice hat he's got
>>155777107Why dont players want to play for our Krakens?
>>155777202democratic shithole
>>155777264It's tax free tho
vancouver is ruthless
>>155777278uh huh
>>155777378>proposed tax>to be implemented in 2029>if approved
>>155777003I should have looked for them
>>155777202they suck
>the happa turned down 15 million a year for 8 years Lol
>>155777182kwab
>>155777003lol
>>155776840Pathetic
>flyers are in on mactavish>um actually it's the sens and rags>um wait no it's the blues and rags nowEither somebody is messing with the insiders tonight or someone is messing with the rags
>>155777488he's elite and doesn't want to play for a shit team
>draft tomorrow>no hypeWhy
>>155777608NHL draft coverage sucks because they switched to ESPN, which means I have to unfortunately be subjugated to hearing John Buccigross, Emily Kaplan and Kevin Weekes talk like i'm a retard about hockey.
>>155777608/hoc/ is already preparing for it
>>155777608None of us are getting picked
>>155777670Hopefully they bring back the Emily Kaplan blowbang again
>>155766327Im going to be honest here, Ukranians ate all welfare queens and I hope Russia wipes that country off the face of the earth because a Ukranian tinder sank gave me a toothy blowjob
>>155777777Just like my islanders
>>155777705I am. I was impressive in the interview
>>155777606>Darras prease pay me prease
poo
>>155777773Your penis inspection was very subpar
>>155777739it's better than nothing
>>155777202Would you?
>>155766327I wonder if they'll pick pedophile reid boucher for that team or not
>>155777800It's not my fault my dad is jewish
Thank God tomorrow is Friday
Huomenta but the opposite
>>155777721WOAH Will Smith thats some amazing rapping
>We'll give you 12x8>no>Well we'll give you 15x8>noWhat the hell does this Chinese motherfucker want
>>155779924Gary’s letting everyone get away with tampering so we’ll just have to wait and see what deal he’s already agreed to
>>155755386They popeyes near me closed because they werent paying franchise fees or playing by their rules.They went rogue and Papa Popeye put em down
>>155779924to win
It's time for Frank Serevalli to go to bed
>>155777721>tats on her arms>a spokesperson of the companyNo wonder (((espn))) is a shit hole. They hire trash to be their talking heads.
>>155779425Man, this Jersey was so shit.
>>155780661I like Frank. He's not afraid to tell it like it is.
>>155780817Matched the on-ice performance of the chuckle fucks wearing it too.
canadians and swedes are why the world can't have nice things
>>155780902He's tweeting right now like "if robertson signed in seattle the leafs would have traded knies to dallas for the 7th overall pick" like who cares spaghetti brains stop breaking phony trades and go to bed
she's such a pick-me
Why are the >laffs shopping Knies around?
>>155780738BASED tattoo disrespecter
>>155781548Chayka is just trying to get people on the phone so he can peddle the laffs other garbage
>>155781708No way this is real
>>155781708>>155781746Not seeing it anywhere yet
>>155781819As you shouldn't. It's fucking retarded.
>>155781708A little too retarded, even for the Yzerscam
>Sources indicating the St Louis Blues offered a package that included multiple first round picks to the Dallas Stars for Jason Robertson but he is not interested in signing there.Is this dude waiting for a KHL offer. He's gonna be a rag isn't he.
give me trades Gary I need trades where are the trades Gary there aren't enough trades we need more trades
>>155782373LA or >rags
>>155782373Come to Barys Astana
>>155782373fuck is this faggot waiting for? Why hasn't he said who he IS interested in?
>>155763464he wouldve won the ed chynoweth if the pats didn't get reffed in the saskatoon series
Hi! I'm John Mason and welcome to Jackass!
If the Canucks don't bring back Holiday as the goal song we'll riot again
@gork early 2020s new york rangers but if panarin was asian
why won't players be friends with kraken?
>>155783727I like that Simple Minds song for now. Bring back Holiday when we're good again.
>Some late evening chatter:> Belief Sabres inquired about Knies>Penguins, Blackhawks, Mammoth among other teams interested in Robertson>Teams calling Flames on Frost, Whitecloud>Oilers have discussed Nurse talks, and goalie search today>Some teams curious about DeBrincat
>>155784365Who's taking Bob from the kitties
>>155784365I think debrincat is curious about debrincat
>>155784439Some shit team like Edmonton
>>155784276It's not the players, it's mostly the management. And even if management becomes competent, they have to live in Seattle of all places where it's no longer the booming city of the 90's and 2000's but is actually the morally and financially decaying city of the 2020's.
>>155784365Please God and Conroy trade frost and whitecloud
hearing from krakheads and bluesians that robertson sucks now
>gary is pretending to let Austin bid on a nhl team because he wants Houston to pay moreWhat a fag
>>155784782Naw, he's still good. Just looking for a cup instead of an easy payday.
>>155784521bob has priced himself out of pretty much every team except seattle or columbus. good thing the league has parity though.
>>155785100>columbusThere's no way the Blue Jackets are so cucked they'd welcome back the goalie who ran off on them after they developed him into a Vezina winner.
>>155785214>I'm ready to settle down now, comrades
>>155785302It's sad how accurate this analogy is.
>>155754968Aho never bulked, now he's a champ
Call the new team the Austin/Houston Macaques, as refferance to the population of Japanese macaques roaming around in South Texas.
>turkiye won
>>155786263Who? What hockey team is that?
What team does Robertson want to play for?
boss brought me a quarter pounder with cheese and fries today it was based>>155786313oh the sport that i don't generally watch but is watched by literally billions more than hockey you dumb tranny kek
>11th province
>a bunch of thirdies watch it. t-t-trannyOk, retard.
>>155786441But I thought you didn't care.>>155786448This is even more delusional than people believe Canada will become the 51st state.
stopped at the bar for a beer after work and two dudes almost got in a fight
>>155786651uhh i just logged in not every flag is the same person. but ackchyually i don't really care other than go team usa in general in all events.
>>155760489Old hockey clips really show how much happier/more passionate people used to be
Soccer is just a gayer version of hockeyIn hockey, they all you to beat the shit out of your opponentIn soccer, they give you penalties for covering your mouth with your hands because "muh implied hate speech".
