Abus fight weekheemvious >>155739770
>>155755104Fuck off Dana
winland
shit thread
MVP vs JDM. Chills.
Do not disappoint me /heem/........NO MERCY!
just had sex with my male attackeri was raped
>>155755104
toms low key a based retard
>Nicco Montaño was the first women flyweight champ
>>155755408good grief guy
lukes live so just try and keep it down for a bit
You never take me to bangladeshYou never cook me sausage on an open flameNever anoint me with oilNever write me a novelYou never poison the mojitos of my enemies
we must pull the right levers of power
Blessing this thread
we lowkey deadahh got drunk poirier and sober conor before gta 6
>>155755500uh based
Deformed bloated demented piglet freak.
interesting to think 11 years ago nate marquardt quit on the stool and who so happened to be in his corner you may ask
>>155755746>interesting to think..No it's not interesting actually
Let's write a letter to Aspinall one word at a time. I'll start:Dear
>>155755746very interesting, who was in his corner? or rather, WHAT was in his corner
>>155755842ass
>>155755846
>>155755842>>155755916penladd
>>155755916piss
>>155755975piß
if gard was going to retire he should have done it in the octagon. at this point he should defend a couple times before calling it.
>>155755995piss
>>155756043Gay
>>155756008he's not retiring, he said so on jre. probably rematches shartles.
>>155756043zigged hard with this shit. its ogre i fear
Diamond got replaced with the dirt real quick
Bodied that piglet.
>>155756063Holy fuck what a fucking warrior man Ilia Topuria keep your chin up champ!
thought I needed to puke but I did a huge fart and felt better instantly
>>155756015fetish
>>155756136He aint reading this nigga
>>155756178honeybadger
Lucky kwab
y'all must have forgotten that Dustin is spiritually black.
What’s popping, niggas?
Why the fuck are so many retards acting upset that Sean ONLY got 600k. Hes a fOrMeR champ!!!! Ugh I hate dana white hes so evil! Shawn needs to sign with Eddie hearn immediately dude this sport is so fuckign crooked man FUCK
>>155756258bussy
>>155756521You
>>155756433Because fighters are the ones generating the revenue and they barely get any of the profits.
>>155756043>tattoo the name of the man who beat the shit out of you It's 100% over
>>155756762Pooptan got 10 million for showing up with bbl
why Topuria was so zesty in his fight against Garth
>>155757088Double cheeked up on a sunday night?
Lucas Tracy found dead at 32 after Gaethje win
Liana Jojua peeing
Dustin changed his tune when the big black policeman turned up lmao
Sean O'Malley reportedly made less then 600k in his last fight
>>155757088The UFC's top star should be making a lot more than $10 million. Usyk made $100 for fighting Rico.
>>155756433It's really bad for the sport. We're already seeing the talent pool plateau and dry up. The current roster of UFC champions is older than it has ever been. Fighters knowing there's not real money available means less fighters coming through, which means there's even less interest, meaning there's less money, meaning there's less fighters
HE WAS HOLDING A HECKIN BEER!!!!
>>155756577pull-up
>>155757813>Needs to shill a product outside the octagonNobody wants to live within they means
damn italy hasn't been seen since dustin said nigga but per sources it's fubar down there rn talmbout people dying from heat and everything getting shut down hope that nigga is ok no homobeit
>>155757984it weeds out the sissy fake ones that are just here to pointfight for a paycheque. I only want warriors in my sport.
>>155757702Even the most. Belligerent drunk knows to not start beef with a guy with a gun. Very quick way to meet Charlie Kirk in Valhalla
>>155757663she's an honest woman now have some respect
>Fight a Maison Blanche? 5 Milliéŭn Ganebucks, Monsieur Blanche!and Hunter be like "What's your fucking problem?"
What is Guru's take on this topic?
He was gonna scream on the ting
Me in the nigger rape room waiting for niggers to get raped
So let me get this straight. Apturo fights only once a year, but after getting his entire face broken he will be ready to fight again in 5 months?Something ain't adding up.
Tom started a podcast and his first guest is some random fat British kid. Dude YES!! I knew Eddie hearn was gonna pull of some crazy shit. But WOW
Dustin and Charlie kirk just chopping it up in valhalla
>>155759096Is his trainer, he's not gonna say that Topuria is in deep shit. He won't fight until next year unless Daner gives him some easy fight.
>>155759096he fought twice in 24 and then went through a divorce from 25-26. you fat ass nigger.
>>155757813pathetic move by pinky here
>>155759096I really doubt he's fighting until next year. he wouldn't be doing that anyway so it's not a huge loss. at least he can heal up properly.
>>155759096all superficial damage, ilia tanked that shit
I still boy Ilia. Unless he loses against Paddy. Now that is something i can't overlook.
I still believe in Kevin Lee
>>155759417And what about 2021 and 2023Retarded brown mutilated muttoid
>>155759359>start weirdo mindset/mentality podcast >first guest is Manchester Ali G Is Hearn taking the piss?
HE WANTED TO TRY HIS MEAT!
im back from my 3 day """vacaction"""
Why didnt the nigger just taze him?
>>155759986He was a fan
>17-1 PAPAChills.
>>155759665half of his weight is held by his thick cranium. he really did tank that shit.
>>155759986Hopefully we never see peahead on our screens again. I never understood how people weren't irritated by his fake nice guy act.
Paddy (former title challenger in just his most recent fight) has how many wins over currently ranked lightweights?
How it feels to post "nigga" or "bunch a hoe's"
Drunk scumbag spent the afternoon in jail and was planning to spend it with his "boyz" in da crib instead of with his daughters on father's day.
>>155759096He’s gonna get brutally heemed like Volk after Islam kek
>>155760525He was heading to Tito's
OHHHHHHH HE'S HURT
>>155760962Ooooooh theyre rising up
No bullshit, no ego. Who wins this fight?
its obvious
ilia ex extended an olive branch
>>155761684Makhachev and not even because of skill. Historically that camp gameplans pretty well so if Wittman could cook up a good anti-Ilia gameplan then the daggies can too. The only thing that could fuck that up is that Khabib is a prideful fuck that gives awful advice at times, like telling Umar to keep wrestling with all his might vs Merab or the ridiculous Volk vs Islam 1 gameplan (where Islam won anyway because he's just that good)
https://youtu.be/BGBOquGx9KI?si=Un2FhyTwvVSsz0_NMojdaddy don't miss.
gane KO’d alex standing
Evil Chad Gane...
>>155763478alex grappling heems him though
yeah I think Marty is getting wheeled out after the fight is over with African Kang.
Dricus Du F$%#KING....Plessis.
Alright, fess up. Which of you are from viral marketing firms?
>>155761684Islam
kek
>>155766146Isn't anatomy of a fighter the dagis videographer?
>>155766146book it daner
>>155762071volk won the first fight thoughever
wow the new street fighter movie looks like trash, but i want to see joe(volk) job out to blanka or someone
>>155766326Anyone's a winner when they get to grind on Slamdaddy's BBC.
very heterosexual post
don't mention that in here. stop it >>155766583
>>155766583mutt
Big Brazza Cock? Sucked & Fucked
This is a problem…
>>155766936Luke cries every night because every single fighter likes Trump more than him.
When Luke Thomas gets political, i shut up and listen.
>>155766146Based. Fuck you Nicksick
Lustin' Poirier
>>155766146why would that terrorist punch nick sick?
>>155766146>slipt the jabbaste.
Dustin Poirier had huge aura in that video
>>155769383Deep waters
we can rebuild him
Tom "Please Follow The Rules M-M-M-Mister Gane, Sir" Apinall
>>155759096He got a non displacement fracture, it wasn't as bad as it looked like, retroactively quitting on the stool before the 5th round saved his career.
ciryl 'lost to volkov' gane
>>155769383Foolish, in this picture alone there's 6 spots that gane can still foul to.Gane has the highest fouling iq in combat sport history, no one can target ilegal spots like gane
Tomala "retarded son" Tardspinall
Chael Sonnen announced he’s running for president in 2028
I know what you are doing heem...
>>155770476Can't wait for the inevitable crashout from Sean.
>All my boys?Went to the crib>Buncha hoes?Lyin'>Dustin Poirier?Man, fuck you>What its gon' be?Bad, my niggaNow what the fuck?
i fear the hokit gane civil war
>>155771183me too brother might have to heem you but it will weigh on my soul
Wow
breh the ufc isnt even interested in re-signing goobertdthey just needed him on the roster for the paramount deal now its c ya later
>>155771878fluffy finna DIE
“Do Us Proud Max Holloway” sign spotted in Northern Ireland ahead of Conor McGregor’s return fight
Alex is retarded now. It is what it is.
>>155772025of what a dui? he's going to run a clinic on robocop
>>155772352
CONFIRMED: Poirier can say the N word
Poirier vs McGregor at the airport when?
Good tertarded = GahtjeBad Retraded = ??
>>155771878Weed vs Tren 3
>>155773156palhares
>>155773156doostin
>>155773080this reads like a sweden post
>>155773080Blessed Bones Jones
>>155773617Kek
>>155773617lmao it do
>keep youself busy man it helpschases teenagers around risking being shot for a traffioc violation
heemember when he beat his aoife then hit the gym to overcome the adversity of his actions
>>155773080kek imagine if this tweet makes dustin realize the absolute state of him and he turns it around
fairy bullying manlets makes me so happy
>>155774656lollike when omalley found out about garbrandt's knife face tattoo and realized it looks just as retarded as his face tats
>>155775248kek
>>155775873Some fucking troglodyte watched this video and thought to himself “Now this is comedy!”
>>155774770>simping for an escort
Humble Highs.
Just woke up from a wet dream that I was Alex Pereira getting donkey punched by Ciryl Gane while he stuck his fingers down my throat and his BBC in my ass.
Sean O Malley says the N word
Gane utilizes techniques that are outside of the scope of the unified rules of the sport and leave his opponents baffled and protesting.
>>155760962bodied that chink
doo pissed the bed
remembner the dignity and poise pereira came into the UFC with? idk if its nina drama or social media or what but ufc turns people into clowns
>>155774770fairy got her heart broken by a manlet thoughlurk more
/heem/ fulla comedians
abused bitch
>>155772142>Northern IrelandShut the fuck up you Jock. You and Northern Ireland bend the knee to the crown.
abus abustaja
>>155777576Daddysanya and Ganedaddy spitroasted that plump piggy!!!
>>155772142They deserve all the beheadings they get from brow daddies.
let's take a closer look...>gaethje "flushes" tony>tony gets laid on by oliveira>tony gets laid on by dariushboth bullshit layings i fear>tony gets front kick zeemed by chandler after beating him up in the first roundTHERE we have it, that is what actually did it
>mutilated mutt gets TDS out of thin airScary.Meanwhile Tony is the WW champion of the world and Khabitch is an obese crypto scammer. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
there's no denying tony is the best boxer alive, but would that skill transfer to the octagon?
>>155778922No... Gaethje ruined him. Tony had this aura of invincibility that got completly shattered from that 5 round beating that he took from Justin. It destroyed his confidence. Then Charles nearly ripped his arm off. Then get gets wrestlefucked by Dariush. Then he wins his first round since being dogwalked by Garth to get overconfident into a KO kick up the middle from Mike Iron Toe Chandler. It was like the Leon Edwards KO on Usman.
mental is a part of the game bros. there's no reason tony couldn't have come into his prime at 38 like garth or gooby (in the next episode of dbz), expect for shattered mental.
>Tony destroys his body with the most brutal double weight cut in the history of the world>ACTUALLY SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR GOYTHJE DID THIS SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSOne and done jeetChamp always wins
mma is 90% physical, like power slap or wwe.
>>155780144St. Hokit speaks, and so we listen
>>155780144dumb take. he had the wrong mental. he fought josh emette with trepidation which he didn't have vs garth for whatever reason. he knows how to fight vs dangerous opponents and has done so successfully before.
>>155780144i think topturo losing can be explained as simple as he got too cocky
>>155780144proving once again that football is the best base for fight analysis
>>155780144Hokdaddy's BBC had Topiglet's boiminge leakin' I'm afraid...
>>155780053this was after the cable and multiple fights after he became washed
Man why ya boys not trying to fight some?
too bad we'll never see prime shavkat and prates fight each other. jeez
~take your opponents lightly and you'll likely lose!~some fuckin rverb
It's gonna be bad my nigga
>>155773080>Justin Poirier
>>155783311cte, bappa
I am not a faggot, I'm a nigger, I'm a moon cricketEven though I'm fat, you never catch me fuckin' fat bitches
>>155782913kek still funny
>>155773080>Go ahead. Say it, Dustin. Say it right here right now. Say it to my face.
Cyril "Law Breaker" Gane
>>155785859he has the skin of a white man but the nose of a black man, how peculiar...
yeah i was watcvhing soccer
a reminder that fighting in a cage is not a science
>>155786988Why not?
>>155786988whats it then?
if boxing is the sweet science then is mma the bitter science?
Abusy Busted
>>155787208>>155787241there are just too many unknown and uncontrollable factors in any given matchup, starting with what's going on with each fighter individually, ending with the unpredictable nature of any given exchange of a fight, a normal jab scrambles a brain, a normal kick injures a leg... a sound from the crowd distracts a fighter for half a second and gets them heemed... it's endless.
>>155787634it's not an exact science. but many things about the sport are highly predictable if you're paying attention.
