San Francisco Bay Stadium, California.
Who cares, cunt. If I wanted to bash up some crippled faggots I’d go down to Centrelink.
VAMOS AUSTRALIA
It's our day lads
...we're getting eliminated aren't we?
>>155776619Well that's not fair, how come they get to have TWO animols in their logo and we get none?
were people that weirded out by the horse webm? idk man it seems normal to me, it was one of my first faps when i was 11i remember a friend had this zoo magazine he'd take to catechism classes and during break we'd fap to it in the bathroom, it was just part of life
supporting aussies because i just finished this kinofuck up those mexicans
>referee is frenchit's already over
I genuinely and unironically hope Paraguay win. Our team is garbage and the bandwagoner cunts over the last 3 weeks have been insufferable. Put us to bed, Paraguay.
>>155776746Paraguay will park the bus Our offense is ass A slurper
>>155776800least degenerate brazilian
>>155776894mares are super hot broand when it's a horse it's like watching anime or somethingnow when you take a tranny home and she suddenly grabs your butt now THAT's stressfultrannies always have huge donkey kong dicks (and i love them for it just dont put it in my no no square)
>>155776856if its Turpin its super over
>>155776619ANULO MUFA
VAMOOOOOOOS
which new rule they debut against us this match?
>>155776985It sure is him
Paraguay frens the neutrals simply do not understand soccer. Why would you want to watch America put 7 on Turkey when you could watch the slurpfest this sport deserves?
>>155777060>trying this hard to score white people pointskek
Everyone is at work apparently
>>155776876>Paraguay will park the busDid you know Australia won 5-1 against Haiti in a recent friendly and still got less than 50% ball possession?
>>155777216>not wfh or chucking a sickietraitors
>>155776619Go Paragay I guess
Let's slurp our way to the next round Australia frens
>>155777222tfw deepfakes are illegal in your country
Woke up too late to go to Fed Square and anyways I wanted to catch the Japan match
>>155777261we will be there together fren
>>155777250I’m actually sick. Can imagine everyone rolled their eyes when I put my request in, but I feel like ass.
>both sides are fine with a draw>both teams are happy without the ballWorld Cup grand final of slurping incoming.
I moved my meetings thinking the game started at 11am. think it would not go down well to move them again so going to have to watch the second half in meetings :/
>>155776704yeah, it's bus parking time!
If Australia doesn't win i will kms.Let's fucking go Socceroos. Irvine brace incoming.
>>155777470weve got the skills to win this
i really like this intro bwos
let's go boys
*AHEM*
WHO CARES??????????USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
I hope both qualify
I hope both sneed
>>155777470my family can handle my gf's bulge
posting before sticky
>>155777640Only possible with a draw or Paraguay winning by 1, any other result will kill one or the other.
>>155777686So her last name is what she loves
Come on straya cunts
I am a homosexual Australian attending the match. I feel … home
Up the socceroos
>eat nothing all day>stay back at work for six hours>catch thirty minute bus home, sit at back of the bus>fifteen minute walk up to house, guzman y gomez waiting for me>throw doona over my head and take a bite under the covers>immediately fart and dutch oven myselfwhy live
>>155777719Who from the other groups gets knocked out if we draw?
>>155777777
>>155777640But Korea will die
>>155777640Same
aussiebros we're getting national anthem mogged
>>155777777Checked
>>155777777WITNESSED
What a bizarre national anthem.
>>155777686I fucked her
>>155776746If we lose by 2 it’s looking grim for usLosing by one we will probably sneak through
YOUNG AND FREE
>>155777777lel
>>155777777Pffff no way
>>155777777Powerful.....
I’m drinking a Fosters
These cunts plagiarized our anthem
The paralysed homosexuals have played Australia 5 times.Australia has won 23 Semen slurpers.
LAND OF THE FREE************
jesus christ our anthem is so embarrassing
>>155777831If you want any solace Paraguay are the kings of 1-0's. They play very defensive. This is either a pacey ngubu masterclass or a semen slurper
test
>>155777777Austoraria san
>>155777777Based soccerpoofs
>>155777903Let's hope for 4. We're frens today.
young and free
>>155777922i'd rather it be waltzing matilda
>>155777719Yeah, i would like a Paraguay win to escape Germany but is risk for Australia with 3 points>>155777808It sucks, but they did to themselves
>>155777926Ill take a slurper it means we advance
>>155777777wasted GET on a fucking AI slop
And I say, "Hey, anche se cadiamo poi ci rialziamoIt's more than just a game, it's our DNA"Yeah, 또 넘어져도, 난 또다시 일어나This is more than just a game, it's our DNA
>>155777777Ahahahaha
>>155777777CHECKED FAGGOT
>>155777777CHECKED
>>155777777what a waste i hope you're awake all night thinking about what you've squandered
>>155777777wtf I'm gay now
>>155776619i hope the paragays can winSocceroo's fans need knocked down a few more pegs
its over
IM BULLETPROOFNOTHING TO LOSEFIRE AWAYFIRE AWAY
>Clement Slurpin the refyep..
>>155777973it's god save the king
>>155778048Europe only has one ref
What's for lunch, fellas?
>>155777777Wanna have sex?
>>155777777czech
>>155777898Titanium is your anthem?
what happened that bearded basedboy goalie that would jump around and make people seethe?
Volpato hatrick incomingCheck em
>>155778048What does this mean for Australia?
>>155778124He’s in the wiggles now
>>155778110Paraquian cock
Football 2 will be created in this match
>>1557781472 penalty's and a red card
>>155777804Many? 4pts secure your qualification with this new format, most teams with 3pts will not make it, to name one, a draw would 100% fuck Korea.
CAM ON PARAGUAS, SCORE SOME GOLS
>>155777777PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP!
Why is Paraguay with white shorts?
>no sticky on the more important game
Let's get this Australia
>>155776746>>155776876Loser mentality.
>>155777715>there will never be a sticky
So who's the Messi of /afl/ anyway?
Do you prefer the Andrea Bocelli ft EJAE song or the Shakira Dai Dai one
Can paraguay commit the crime?
I know we beat on your ass last time but it was all in good fun. ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FAIR
Australia literally everyone wants you to demolish because if you lose wildcards are all fucked.
>>155778193So you're telling me we can slurp with our fren and eliminate multiple more entertaining teams? Sign me the fuck up.
>>155778267a homosexual Victorian
>>155778267Nick Daicos
alfaro masterclass in the making
garbage arse sport
/afl/ runs /sp/
>>155778267Don't know much about Victorian Hot Potato. The only player i know in Vicky Hot Potato is Mason Cox and he's an American
can an aussie cunt gape my tranny arsehole
What's up lads >>155778110 scran
This is the thread.
>>155778325Go lose a war to birds or something
>>155778347This is true
So what are the stakes with this game?
>>155778267Adam Goodes
whats the best aussie pie
>>155778474steak bacon and cheese
>>155778474A flight to new zealand
>>155778474beef and onions ya poof
I don't care for the giant shadow
>>155776619STICKY THE THREAD ALREADY
nuthin personnel paragay
>Turkey
BASED AUSTRALIABASED WIGGLEShttps://youtu.be/QAcNDyRZpVI?si=a-ZKuh1FXENx5mtI
Australia hasn't even looked like scoring from a corner. Even NZ has scored from a corner
What's Paraguay and how do I shit talk them?
>>155778474peppersteak
>>155778515won't happen as Australia is not a liked country for reasons unknown to me.
>>155778474potato
>>155778273Bocelli is still alive?
USA USA USA USA
>>155778267Gary Ablett Jr
>>155778550holy shit jeff looks old
BTW the US just scored against Turkey.
>Turkey already 0-1 in 2 min
>>155778474pepper steakchicken and mushroom
>>155778474Plain meat, with tomato sauce on top
>>155778567talk about the being genocided in 1870
How come there's no paragraph posters here?
>>155778281It would be kind of gay but yes.
>>155778550Sex with Lucia
A draw serves both teams, so this one will be a gigaslurper
>>155778550would fuck the shit out of the new blue wiggle rawdog in the big red car
>>155778620Nothing to play for.
>>155778427Australia single-handedly won ww1 and ww2, son
>>155778667yes but aussies could be a couple of cunts innit
we can't even pass the ball
>>155778667
Off to Harvey Norman lads to buy a TV so I can watch the football. What do you need?
One of our players looks like a black
Half of the stadium is so goddamn dark I can't SEE
>>155778474squid
>>155778667>will be a gigaslurperAlready looking quite active IMO
>turkey
>hey if we tie we both get in :)>Okay :)What's stopping them from doing this and making a shit game?
came to make fun of ParaGuAY. second class Colombians.
>>155778737nobody shops there lmao
>>155778739Every team must have a pacey ngubu
>>155778737Fuck this cunt, I have to tip the (((government))) 10% when I buy shit online because of him
>>155776619>no sticky KWAB
what's with the plane announcement chime
>>155778737Don't forget the extended warranty lad
>>155778737>harvey normalonly reason to go there is cheap sausage sizzle
MODSSTICKY RIGHT NOW
>>155778667SEX
>>155778809>ding ding ding dinggggggg>ding ding ding dingggggggg
>>155778809Active shooter
>>155778737Billions of our taxpayer money back please
>>155778667im feeling thirsty
>>155778809kek
>>155778773Like (you), >we're too retarded in >our pashun to do so.
Score som farken goals for feck sake
Just imagine if Nick Daicos played this sport, he would dominate.
>>155778892Do it
>>155778474chicken curry
>>155778859Kekkles
Just have the big cunt play as a decoy, he's drawing 4, someone should be free.
Paraguay already diving GET UP YA GIRL
So a pair-a-gays walk into a barone of them is (You)
>>155778892I respect your sacrifice
real or performative?
Let's get physicalPhysical
Cam on Aussies
FRUIT SALAD
>>155778698Thank you! I loved La Grande Illusion
kek this isn't afl lad
>>155777470Do you anons think these women who come see the world cup would buy edible panties if someone sold them in 2030?
Bontempelli would have been an elite striker
God speed flip bro
Just don't expect a lot of goals today. Paraguayan football DNA is literaly stubborn defense with 1-0 wins. But its not considered haramball though
>>155779048would
>>155779048NNNNNNHHHHGGGGGG
>>155779048Mate we had a big discussion yesterday and all agreed we prefer uncut cocks
>>155778892>>155779048
>>155779048gross faggot
Jesus the flopping bullshit makes Soccer a tough watch sometimes.
>>155779048based pinoy
Volpato is a true blue dinky die hard Yakka Aussie!
guys, are we going to play turtle mode until min 80 or what
>>155778809goals in the other game
I got work tomorrow
>>155779143why do italian fags always pipe in about soccer
>>155779182>sometimes
>>155779048thats a man i think
>>155779048I'd swallow all of it
This guy was my hero. He wrote this amazing book called Sheila's, Wogs and Poofters. Just an awful shame he never got to see Australia qualify for a World Cup
>>155779220Same here, but Monday is a holiday
why did that woman have a penis with cum coming out of it
>>155779279Let me explain
>>155779279AI
lmao this fucking announcement chime
Turkey fighting back
>>155779048cute femenine penis
el mexicano...
>>155779341Is it supposed to be when another team scores in the other game
>>155779303Only 2 stickiest allowed at a time
Crazy how the most popular sport in the world is this fucking boring
>>155779203It’s the disgrace of Gijon game. Both of us will do fuck all for 90 minutes to get through, and that’s okay.
>>155779048
This is the most anticipated sluper of all time
>have to choose between watching my country or watching a non-slurper gameFUCK
okay im bored
This the best threaz
>>155779377The Sorrow of San Francisco has a nice ring to it
>>155779303Wot the fuck am I watching here
>>155777777kek
>>155777150>She is not white>My guatemaltans/salvadoreñan indio looking latinos are white.Yea
>>155776746With our multiculturally enriched team, how can we possibly lose?
no goals by 25' and I'm gonna go make some eggs
Vamos paraguay
OMG IS HE OK???????
Booooooo
>>155779048that's a dick and I have one already, what I'm missing is something to put my dick in
>>155779434she got hit by a stray bullet
>>155779434Nerve gas
kek nice "sport"
COVER YOUR CHACO MAN
>>155779459would be surprised to see a single goal in this game
Paraguay bros, tell me something cool about your country I don’t know much about it
>>155779494curl it and put it up your own ass lmao
Both of us need to progress so Turkey is the only elimination from the group
kek i love these two slurpers, at least one of them is going to advance to the round of 16
The outcomes. If Straya wins / draws they will go up against the Group G runner-up (likely Belgium); if they lose, then Paraguay takes that match, and Australia goes up against Germany.
>that gay ass divesoccer would be a top tier sport if they got rid of this
>>155779303I wish you didn't post that :(
We need to just drag these subhumans up on their feet when they flop
>>155779522There were Australian colonists here
We need a hydration break right now
>>155779322marone AI is getting out of control, only men have dicks
>>155779522Only southamerican country that keeps alive an indio language, guarani
Bane?
>>155779552>Belgium or Germany Both easy games desu
>>155779531Unprotected sex with Paraguyan Miku
>>155779522Nietzche's Nazi sister founded an aryan colony here
Shameful we haven't scored. Paraguayans are literal 4 feet pygmy baboons. How aren't we ahead?
>>155779463>>155779476Lel
>>155779497Little young to be getting a load to the face isn't she?
Is Paraguay related to Uruguay?
We're a terrible corner team for a team that has such height. Delivery is always so poor and never gives anyone a chance to actually take advantage of that height.
>>155779522https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francisco_Solano_L%C3%B3pez
Paraguay is shit again
damn we suck lads
>>155779710Actually, yes they are
paragays not looking good
>>155779736Kill yourself
>>155779581>implant scarsdiscarded.jpg
>>155779736
Who is winning the story currently?
El MexicANO
We are getting haram balled, and we will lose with 1 counter
What if instead of team physios. There are independent match doctors and physios in that way refs can figure and expose fakers and give them yellows and time outs
>>155779788AFL
>>155776619>still not sticky
>>155777807mfw no sticky
>didn't get any (you)s last thread
>>155779736didnt her mom get arrested, it was all over the news
Paraguay is going to pull an Ecuador
It's times like this I wish I had 4chan pass so I could post even faster
DIOS MIO EL MEXICANO
Yummo
ts boring af gang icl
>>155779494>>155779736something like this for example
>>155779830here you go m8
Damn we've really got a fast nbongo up front huh. Guess the euro strats came for us too
Ok mods
Sticky soon
>I clicked on it Its over for me huh?
>>155779842AYYYY YOOOOOO NOT COOL DAWG
>>155779830here champ >>155779879on goh bluh fax gng
>>155779577oh shit I knew this, we are united...
>>155779830<3
>>155779842Stop this shit, you fucking retard
MODS
i propose an alliance between Canada/USA/Australia. if one of us wins the world cup thirdies will have no choice but to call it soccer
AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >my mouse cursor went above the imageAm I fucked?
I'm scared
>clicked >downloaded>cloud saved>shared of facebook x and insta
mexicuoh
MACCA'S MATCH BREAK
>>155779911Magnet your harddrive before it's too late.
>USA 1 - 1 Turkey>Australia 0 - 0 ParaguayWhy did ours need to be the boring match?
it's ALWAYS south americans posting diddler shit
>Mods are quick to take down the tranny webm and ban the Filipino >takes their sweet ass time when real CP is getting posted
W-what was it?
Kylie Minogue
>>155779979what are you doing here?
>>155780006might get a cheeky sausage McMuffin
el mexicANO instantly shits up the thread
Bruh they are gonna nuke the whole thread kek
we need joshy more than ever
>>155780024Did Mexico do it again
>>155780020north american actually
>>155779988>expand on hoverChange your settings mong
hydration break already wtf?
>>155780049cheerin on my aussies
>>155780067Of course, who else.
How have these dumbshit mods not stickied yet? How can they sticky the dead rubber but not the live rubber?
Seba is my nigga destroya
>>155780012Because it's one where both teams would likely benefit from a draw.
>shared it to momAm i fucked?
>>155780081we thirsty
>>155780081It’s every quarterWe basketball now
>>155779830
>>155780034young woman showing her support to the free the nipple movement
>>155780094WTF is wrong with those putos
>>155780024has to be reported for a janny to see.
>>155780093
>>155780036MODS, ban this guy as well. She's smaller than the girl the Mexican is posting.
I want Aussies to win. Anglobros must stick together.
>>155780036Her cover of Love is the Drug with Calvin Harris mang...
>>155780036I love her.
Have they tried falling over like little bitches?
>>155777777When you say you are Australian the homosexuality is implied
Dont let them fool you they call picrel football
>>155780140Im pretty sure its that one pajeet on a VPN.
>>155780189Yes because you kick it with your foot
Is hydration break also smoke?
>Winner of this game plays runner up of this group>3rd place team will play Germany OR France/Norway OR Portugal/Colombiaprobably worth going for the win desuI'd rather play Iran than France
>p-please ref-sama
>>155780222are legs supposed to bend like that
Why are they so weak? Is that nigga really bleeding?
>>155780189You won't believe how those players dispose of the ball.
>>155780213I see four men running with an egg on their hands though
dirty south americans being dirty
>>155780222a true aussie can take a boot to the face
MURDER BALL
Ive seen enough, red card for Paraguay
>>155780217Egypt will likely booty blast Iran. Then NZ going to smoke Belgium.
My vacations start next week. Should I play 007 first light or crimson desert first?
bloooooooooood
>>155780249There are instances in a game of soccer where someone uses their hands too
>>155777847SONS
KICK THE BOL
Yeah we're slurping.
>>155780254METCALFE?More like MET FOOT
>me in the back
>literally unimportant match that changes nothing in the group stickied>the actual important match that decides the group still not stickiedAre mods retarded lads
classic paraguayan murderballwe're used to this, unfortunately
>>155780222kicked his leg backwhat a dog
>>155780305>soccerKys
>>155780036Love Kylie :)
Didn't know Solid Snake was Australian.
KICK THE BAAAAAAAAAALL
MS. WHITE IS THAT YOU?!?
>>155780293N64 bro. Goldeneye that shit with some friends and get high as fuck
oh shit its snake
>>155780320USA are the protagonists of this world cup mate, dunno what to tell you.
>>155780315>>155780325CUTE
>>155780254>ow, my ass
>MODS>STICKY
>>155780325She looks like Angela White
>>155780320Mods are virgins
>>155780325>>155780315
>>155780217If straya draw will they still play a group G runner up?
>>155780315>>155780325i wish she would fart her explosive diarrhea straight into my mouth
AUSFAILIANS ALL LET US REJOICE
SNAKE ON THE FIELD!!
>>155780312did that fat fuck eat all of that himself???
>>155780252ngl that really was dirty but I don't give a fuck anglos play dirty all the time IRL. Fuck the commonwealth and their shitty laws.
>>155780217>Australia wins>Egypt - Iran draw>New Zealand beats BelgiumAustralia vs New Zealand knockout match. Could be kino.
Unironically are soccer players so soft
>>155780408Face blind.
>>155780433kek
>>155780408racistnot all aussie girls look like Angela White
Argie anon was right, this is a slurper. Ffs>>155780433Me in the left
>>155780382Neither me nor my friends do drugs though
>>155780500>brain damage good!
>>155780551I wish they all had boobs like her. Evolution should do that desu.
TURKEY BEATING JEW ESS GAYHAHAHAHAHA
>>155780500is it true you guys call the what they're wearing on their torsos "sweaters" in aussie rules? Was told that and I honestly couldn't believe it
Is this the pride match because they are all acting very gay
>>155780189For me it's the Brisbane Lions
>>155780500Like theres isnt the exact same pic but i. Football
>>155780684no mate they’re guernseys or footy jumpers
>>155780703Can someone kill this pedo
don't paraguay have to win? why are they being so passive?
lol
>>155780699No the Pride Match funnily is Iran vs Egypt and its tomorrow
>>155780325too much makeup
>>155780447correct
>>155780613Yes.
>>155780433lel
>paraguayan commentator Jorge Vera banned for calling the refs "thieves" for sending off dude who covered his mouthanyone have audio or video of this call? Do not let FIFA censor him.
>>155780684It's a guernsey. Why is there so much CP being posted in this thread?
>>155780703
>>155780745lmao what
>>155780744Paraguay identity is defense and grit, plus they can qualify in third with 4 points
>>155780710Nah, he’d be rolling around on the ground and getting stretchered off!
>>155780745It's incredible how I always pick the slurper.
JANNIES JUST KILL THEM AND BE DONE WITH IT
>>155780703UHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
> afl, soccer/cric/ bros know that rugby is the oldest form of football as I educated them on the topic recently.
Why are these guys so violent? Too much indigenous dna still?
Uoh
>>155780500she'll be right
>>155779774Thanks Italian anon
dude we suck at this game
Soccer is such a weird game because you can turn it on, not really watch any of it, and then when you do pay attention to it an hour later you haven't missed a single thing and the score is still 0 - 0.
>>155780745Thankfully it's a dead rubber since Aus/Para both own the head2head against Turkey. Would normally be typical for Australia to be playing the """easy""" team and get knocked out by an upset in the other match.
>>155780325they don't look like that were I live
it doesn't matter who are....
>>155780977just have it on play vidya and pay attention when the crowd gets loud enough
>>155780977Gotta laugh when ads make it seem like a fast paced game full of highlights. I don't mind soccer but realistically like five things happen across 90 minutes.
stream link please
If there was no football or Victorian Hot potato on would you rather watch Home and Away or Neighbors?
>>155780972we need to cancel AFL and NRL it's stealing too much of our athletic talent
>>155780997What matters is our plan
having a smoke ladsquestion: do abbos sell discount ciggies in australia like they do in canada?
>>155780977It's a great background sport cos you get audio signals when something is worth glancing over for
>>155781038Lacancha . TV
who /caloundra/ here?
>Turkey is actually winningWhat the fuck is this.meme WC>>155781038pelotalibrehd.pe
I have nothing against Australians
>>155781038https://fmhy.net/
>>155781074No, they don’t do anything
AFL ISNT GAYAFL ISNT GAY AFL ISNT GAY
>>155781074A pack of 20 cigarettes costs about $50 in Australia, so no they dont.
>>155781074>do abbos sell discount ciggies in australia like they do in canada?nah -- kebabs and pakis
>>155781074idk but do your packs have pics of cancer victims on it?
>>155781142my swannies
With arse wide openNo longer too tightWelcome to this gapeI’ll show you in to me
these teams are both dogshit
>>155781111USA probably don't give a fuck and are in preservation mode. They have nothing to gain.
Wheres our fucking sticky
>>155781109/kawana/ here
just remembered that I went to that one aus vs paraguay friendly in sydney back in like 2011
As it stands bros the Round of 16 would be like this:>USA vs Bosnia>Iran vs Australia>Paraguay vs GermanyA couple of crunchers
>>155781189they have the bench in I think
this is such a good game
>almost halftime>still no sticky
I'm traumatized and scares of clicking images ITT from all the CP the chicANO posted>>155781189Sure. Still a meme though
>>155781156For me, it's Bryan Died
>>155781151What the fuck lol. With prices like that there must be a huge black market for cigarettes in Australia
>>155781209I'll give you something sticky *Unzips dick*
>>155781151>>155781152>>155781156a pack from the gas station is like $20 and has the cancer nigga. from the rez they’re like $3 and have their own brands with relatively plain packaging. mostly a solid colour with some lines or something.
>>155781181whole group is champ. Imagine letting poourkey score on you. twice kek
>>155781141this>>155781114thanks mate
>>155781209>expecting mods not to be braindead
>>155781074Abbos don't do shit, they hang around with their gremlins outside of the Salvation Army smoking or straight up drinking petrol
>>155781227NZ placing second instead. Please footy gods...
What happens if Turkey wins AND Paraguay wins?
>>155781156Do your ciggy packs really have pictures of cancer victims? Here they just force the place selling them to put up a disclamer that they cause cancer its also printed on the packs.
Nice sport thirdies, thrilling really
>>155781209Janny's currently wiping it off his microdick after slapping one out to mexicANOs posts
>>155781249Don't listen to that guy he's retarded there is a massive black market to the point where recently more cigs are sold black market than legal.
>>155781237its the more important one cause it determines 3rd place ranking, the other one is a waste of time as turkey cannot get out of 4th regardless
If a match ends 0-0 both teams should get 0 points to prevent slurping
>>155781249Tobacco products increase in price every 6 months due to tax laws. Our government wants everyone to stop smoking but doesnt have the balls to ban it. So just tax it extremely heavily so most people cant afford it anymore.
>>155781315nothingburgerprobably we would be out but who cares about this semen slurping sport
>>155781315head-to-head is the first tiebreaker
>>155781315Australia wins in head-to-head games against Turkey so they get placed above anyways
>>155781335How much does a pack go for in the black market?
>>155781296>Drinking petrol How do they not die immediately?
>>155781324ours shows the gory shit that happens if you become an addicted retard
>>155781366>want us to stop smokinglol no they dont
>>155781338you guys are losing
>>155781366it's crazy how the social perception of weed and marijuana has basically inverted over the last 30 years.
I am a brit living in Australia and Australian hand ball is the homost globohomo gay sport I have ever seen
>>155781366>Our government wants everyone to stop smokinglol no they don't, they just want to collect lodes of tax
>>155781270imagine bein named the soccerjoos while in the same group as the real soccer jews
This is going to be a semen slurper isn't it?
>>15578141615-20 dollarydoos. Over half price
Even our players are diving faggots?
>>155781435Mate I just spent 80 dollars on a vape for my girlfriend. She’s nicotine addicted but the black market Indians keep jacking up the price. Can’t stand this shit
>>155781315FIFA has a strict tie breaking hierarchy.First of which is the head to head record.Australia beat Turkey, thus if we are tied we finish ahead of them, even if our goal difference is worse.
>>155781356i wonder what tournaments would be like if -1 for loss, 0 for 0-0, 1 for a tie and 3 for a win
you guys don't even like football
>>155781249It's absolutely enormous with some estimates suggesting it now accounts for 80% of the market.
>>155781435Preventing smoking will save more money than they make from the taxes. >>155781449Weed is still illegal in Australia. In fact a few years ago the government debated legalising it and some US health official came and told us not to legalise it
What AFL team should I cheer for if I like murderball?
>>155781449weed and tobacco* derp>>155781457tobacco smokers are the most socially acceptable bully targets. them and short/bald men. they haven't figured out how to tax short bald men (yet) though
>>155781504Mba'éichapa?
>>155781441still leading the group
>>155781532The Tigers
>>155781504It's called soccer champ
>>155781366Jesus Christ. Fuck the government.>>155781472Still expensive but it's for sure better than 50 for a pack
>>155781545Ipora~ ha nde?
>>155781532Hawthorn.
>>155781519you must be 18 or something weed is pretty much very legal there's tons of walk in dispensaries where you can get a prescription on the spot for "anxiety".
>>155781532You’re American so being an insufferable collingwood cunt probably makes sense
>>155781519I mean socially. the average Joe on the street is more likely to smoke marijuana or be sympathetic to it than they are to tobacco these days.
are either of these teams gonna attack
THIS THE FOOTBALL THEY LIKE IN AUSTRALIA
>>155781519>Preventing smoking will save more money than they make from the taxes.lol. Lmao
>>155781532not collingwood
>>155781532Freo if you like an underdog. Collingwood if you're an awful shitcunt person.
>>155781532It doesn't matter. It's an exceptionally low-skill + low-tactico sport, so whatever one wears you're favourite colour.
>>155781366>Our government wants everyone to stop smokingYou retard. The greedy fucks just want the cash from it.
>>155781609It was cancelled this year, we are healing.
so australia, gonna score some goals or not?
did someone dump pizza here?
>>155781609you still seething after yesterday little monkey
>>155781590Ive never seen a walk in dispensary in my life. No idea where you live. Just yesterday in the news there was raids on a bunch of weed growers.
>>155781661Fuck no. We slurp our way to the 90.
>>155781609its a consequence of the game being most popular in melbourne lmao
>>155781661yea nah
>>155781462We call them the Wogaroos over here cause only the migrants play it, Aussie don’’t.
>>155781574A new massive sport centre has gone up in Melbourne called the Bhunda Centre. I guess no one asked any Brazilians if there would be anything humourous about it
>>155781665There was a Mexican posting it earlier.
HOLY SLURPERINO
>>155781623Or is this an attack on the Chats?
>>155781609G A YAMES
INJURY TIME may be the most JEWISH contrivance in the history of the sport. Great I want to see ten more minutes of this shit. Great what if they were even more defensive. Terrific. Kerbside parking encouraged.The only solution to this is to abolish injury time and increase the rate of penalties for being a faggot.Oh you're timewasting? Yellow card.Oh you're being a little bitch? Yellow card.Oh you have a broken femur? Yellow card.Oh you're Albanian? Let me give you a broken femur.Albanians notwithstanding Niggas will claim the issue to worry over is matchfixing. Yeah sure the match was fixed--fixed in place, nothing fucking happened. Stupid Niggas on here. Stupid NIGGAS on here doin it small all day.
>>155781706God bless the mexicans
>>155781623Nope sooner or later they will try to ban it. Mark my words. Its already being discussed in the UK. NZ tried it already. It will happen here.
>>155781356trueand i wish she'd slurp me haha
>>155781590Goddamn, the modern world is so fucked. If you're anxious about something you should work it out, not just fucking get high. This pussy coddling shit needs to stop.
>>155781580vai
sticky please mod saar
>>155781705Next venue for the Miss Bum Bum competition?
THIS COULD BE THE FIRESTARTER
>>155781680You must live in Broken Hill or something mate. Even if you do there's online dispensaries with 15 minute phone call to get weed Aus Posted to your house same day
>>155781743Retard.
KAM ON AUSTRIA, SCOR SOM FAKIN GOALS
Australian "football"
>match so shitty, people end up talking about whateverI thought Paraguay would do a good game...
>>155781605>>155781614>>155781619Why is Collingwood so hated?
I'm high as we speak >>155781779xq pio?
The beautiful gameThe world game
>>155781757It's a money making scheme, has nothing to do with health.
real talk, why dont the mods want to sticky this?
>>155781705KEK
comon OZ JUST FUCKING SHOOT
>>155781705Lmao
>>155781830The real men play NRL over here.
accidentally sharted bros
Any hotheads in chat?
SLUUUUUUURP
Not a memorable half.
>>155781856Do you have the same nasty ass pics on yours like blackened tar lungs and deformed fetuses?
my fucking god what a slurper
>>155781897pic
>>155781847Jealousy.They are the most successful team.
well that was awful
This felt like the longest first half ever
>>155781846>Can't see shit because of the sunNice stadium they've got there.
WE KEEP CROSSING THE BALL TO NO ONE
>>155781936The team famous for choking?
Holy fuck soccer is so boring you guys are fucking liars and charlatans
it's the buildup
My dad was a pack-a-day smoker before he died for like 50 years. Supermarket smokes. That's like 20k a year on cigarettes. Enjoy your footpaths and light poles built on the back of my retard dad's tax-generating lungs shitcunts.
>>155781590>walk in dispensaries called chemists champ, stop making shit up for the sake of posting retard
>>155781846what a shot
SLURRRRRRRP
>>155781984you guys play like fucking shit
>>155781994never reply to me again cunt
ITV really likes that Rascall Flats song huhLIFE'S LIKE A HIGHWAY I WANNA RIDE ITALL NIGHT LONG
>Australian Paraguayans are citizens of Paraguay of Australian background. Most of them are descendants of a group of radical socialist Australians who voluntarily went to Paraguay to create a failed master-planned community, known as Nueva (New) Australia.>New Australia was a utopian socialist settlement in Paraguay created by the New Australian Movement. The colony was officially founded on 28 September 1893 as Colonia Nueva Australia and comprised 238 people>The New Australia Co-operative Settlement Association, known in short as the New Australia Movement, was founded by William Lane in 1892>Lane's ideal was to build a society based on:>A common-hold, rather than a common-wealth>A brotherhood of English-speaking Whites>Life marriage>Preservation of the "colour line">Teetotalism>Communism
What a farken waste of 50mins
Great half, my kind of football
>>155781911Yes. Well... not on cigs I have now, cause basically no-one buys legal cigarettes. On the weed no; it comes in faux-medico looking packaging.
>>155781991He died for 50 years?
>>155781981Irvine needs to get into the fucking box
>>155781910Paraguay is going to get scored on if they keep playing like this. And then we will get a 1-1 slurp result.
what a slurper
I want to have sex with australian prostitute
>>155782054Where can i sign up
>>155782035Nice victim blaming champ
>>155782046you cant get a prescription on the spot either. Instead of admitting you made it up you double down on your retardation
>>155776619So no sticky then?
>>155781981crossing is for fucking pussies. spam volleys from outside the box like a real man.
kick some goals
>>155781849ñembyasy
>>15578199>for 50 yearsYour dad's a vampire anon
>>155782108all the prostitutes here are chinese
>>155782061Illegal pigs what?
>>155781991>footpaths and light poles built on the backlol he actually thinks his tax money goes to public services and not backhand deals with shady outfits
>>155782119WRONGRONGUnderage stfu you have NO IDEA what your talking about
>>155782108All the prozzies here are sex-trafficked asians
>>155782108In your tax bracket they're all Asian
Stickyn't
>Sticky up for the other active match>Sticky still up for one of the previous matches/sp/ has some genuinely braindead mods.
>>155782108So a Korean on her working visa?
>>155782137What the fuck mate the one on the left is perfect
Great haramball paraguaybros, keep it up another 50 minutes and you'll qualify.
>>155781757>modern worldPeople have been smoking and chewing psychoactive herbs since forever. Alexander the Great drank a metric fuck ton of wine and used opium.
>>155776619FINALLY A STICKY
STICKY
>>155781991Based your dad
>only a sticky now
>stickyfinally jesus
>3 different aussies jump to add clarity on the australian postitution scenehmmmm
>>155782146I sed what I sed, chinaman.
FUCKING FINALLYWE ARE HALVING YOUR PAY THIS MONTH
>>155782054Why go all the way to Paraguay to do that, there's like a billion square miles of empty land in Western Australia. Especially back then.
finally a sticky what the hell
Jesus now its sticky
>>155782108RealBabesDotComDotAu
The gf
>>155782139peteĩ kuña?>>155782143>>155782170>>155782185>>155782207yes, asian is good
WE STICKY NOWI take it back, mods
>our team has somehow found some highlightskekalso STICKY
>>155782212Would fuck over Scotland as well
Holy shit the dumbass mod finally realized
we sticky
>>155782231>Alexander the Great drank a metric fuck ton of wine and used opium.And died when he was 32-33... (yes, I know, he conquered the modern world, thoughbeit)
>>155782261But mate, half of $0.00 is....
>>155782272Spit or swallow?
>>155782167I literally work in the industry you fucking retard. You are so desperate to join in you just make shit up for reasonskill yourself
>>155781983The Colliwobbles lasted for 32 years where they made 9 grand finals and failed to win any.The other two teams that can even compare are currently on similar droughts. Essendon are 22 years without even winning a final and had the worst drug cheating scandal in Australian sport.Carlton are 31 years since winning their last grand final but have finished last 5 times, and generally stuck up the competition.Last week, Carlton become the second team to win 1500 games across the history of the game, a feat Collingwood completed over a decade ago. That's how far behind the rest of the competition is.
who was that aussie poster with the hot sisters? post them
mods went to murder el mexicANO before the thread was safe to sticky
>>155782338>I work in the industryNot him but that doesn't mean shit. Do you think every employee in every industry is knowledge and competent?
Will you win for her Austria bros?
Only zoomers ask for sticky
Gonna use this half-time to laugh at America
>>155782397Ass too jiggly
>>155782397uglier even than the 4/10 moroccan slut i cummed in when i visited sweden
Thanks mod trannies and janny trannies. Great work even if its half an hour late you fuckwits.
>>155782272Basado
why is paraguay chimping out
>>155782338It's clear you're a drug fried retard, but please don't think that just because you work a meaningless casual job somewhere gives you any authority on anything. You can get walk in scripts, maybe not at your shithole out in Bumfuck, NT, but in anywhere I've ever seen and done you can so stop embarrassing yourself
WE EUROPEANS
based mods disrespecting our shit team by stickying after half the match
I'm hungry
>>155782397> moved to america, married a yankshit's fucked
Are Paraguayan women good looking?
>>155782320Dying young increases your aura
>>155782272She has a coinslot pussy. Don’t ask me how I know.
Would you play australian "football" anon?
>>155782496Hi hungry im dad
>>155782502many such cases
>>155782584Do they issue dads a license to use this joke in the hospital when their child is born?
>>155782576Hey what's your problem pal? You seething because your sport is boring is as fuck?
>>155776619Sup
>>155782629What’s the atmosphere like?
>>155782514Inarguable, but is the trade-off worth it... who knows?
>a draw let's you advance in the tournament How embarrassing
Rigged game to make sure both teams survive
>>155782576more like GAYFL, lol
>>155782629What's the atmospheric pressure like?
>>155777777Sus
>>155782576These dudes don't even make any money. They should just switch to American football and play in the NFL.
>>155782659Hyped. It’s not polite euros like Swiss or Austrians here. I think aus wins it
>>155777777Let me guess, Melbourne?
New shitjeet just dropped ladsArgejeet seething shave your back monke champ
Ange Postecoglu has described this match as "the penalty area is lava"
boring match forced me to go watch burgers
COME ON AUSTRALIA SCORE SUM FACKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>155782809oh yeah well I describe Ange Postecoglou as a cunt
CMON AUSTRALIA, AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI
kick the bloody ball
How is that foul a yellow when the much more blatant and late one earlier by Paragay was not?
He literally surfed over the ball
i was watching usa - turkey because muh hosts until i realized that match literally doesnt matter, but this one has stakes right?
>>155782855
How can this be called football when they don't kick fucking goals?
why did Australia steal brazils colours
>Jacksonlol do Australians really
I don't like the way the clock counts up instead of down
>>155782511No existe paraguay quien sabe.
>>155782899Eh ..
>>155782935well its not called goalball
ERA
>>155782949predates, plus it's gold not yellow
>>155782957based non participant
>>155782935That's why its called wogball
>>155782935>>155782963Go suck a kangaroo dick
>>155782949They stole ours
We scored
Don't like the way this generation of strikers are diving faggots. Back in our golden era (2006) they would've stood up during it and made the play/kicked a goal.
>>155783044alri branson
>>155783105>We
>>155782511some are
>DOO DOO DOO DOOOOSTFU
Why does the game that doesn't matter more kino them this slurper
these fucking captchas I swear... are you all paying for 4chan Gold Accounts™?
Goddamn this is some tasty semen
Bos and Volpato look good. Easily the best on the team.
>>155783192i kneel
>>155783162>scoredI can see why youre confused aussie bro
>>155783192She looks like she takes it black
>>155782957My retard sister went with Lachlan on my first nephew and Jayden on the 2nd
niggerkunda needs a bit of a pep talk or something
Australian "football"Australian "football",Australian "footballaAustralian "football"Australian "football".Australian "football"Australian "footballlAustralian "football"Australian "footballsAustralian "football"Australian "footballAustralian "football
>>155783192provide me, an aryan superman, with your finest women
>>155783256no niggers in this country
When do we activate our powerplay?
>>155783220I post too often, it barely asks any verification
>>155783211I keep expecting an announcement that someone left their cars lights on in the car park.
>>155783271You would NEVER see this in NRL
>>155783264>Lachlanwasn't this already popular in the 90s? Spent a year in Australia in 2001 and had a few Lachlans in my year.
going for a nap as soon as the game ends
Im being paid to watch this at work right now
I think we're playing better than them.. right? Who can tell with this slurp
>>155783192SEXOOO
me on the right
forced to watch this slurpfest
>>155783352This, except I work from home
>>155783352Same. Thought I'd check in to see how it's going. I don't follow soccer though, are we winning or what
>>155783264How bogan is your family
>>155783352I've written precisely 0 lines of code since this match started
>>155783412Yes mate we are winning
We should tell our black to score a goal
>the male matildas
big bong bung bing could all passengers on slurping flight 0-0 to qualifiers please report to gate 7 now, your plane is now boarding
>>155783331Is that right champ
>>155783162Yes
>>155783412No mate we are losing
>play retard ball to keeper>remonstrate with said keeperkekw
>>155783264Lachlan's fine
>>155783192Utterly grim.
>>155776619I thought paragay was shit why isn’t Australia winning
Should I go to a brothel tonight?
>>155783437>writing code by hand at all for the jobJust make Claude/Codex do it while you watch the match. Industry is a fuck, bet your performance is being measured by AI usage just like in my company.
>>155783271Picked the poofiest team in the comp mate
>>155783512Yes.
>>155783478saw smarter play at the U 6's at the weekend
>>155783493Now.that. is sex
>>155783509We are shit, why aren't you winning?
>>155783493Sheeeit Parabro, would love to tag team her with you haha
>>155783509A tie makes everyone happy except korea
>>155783512Better yet, want to meet up at Wet on Wellington?
>>155783352Im being paid to watch it from home
>idiota
These two teams agreed to tie
HE KILLED HIM
where are the goals??
Boring ahh game. Broncos or Roosters lads?
>>155783077It's the colors of our flag lmao
OMG IS HE OK??????
>>155783512Yes. Pay for a threesome
can they at least try to score a goal instead of just fucking sending it. jfc
>>155783512if you're a loser yea
>>155783585Broncos are winning the owl next year for sure
LMAO
BONK
>>155783509Both teams parking the bus. Don't wanna make risky plays
>>155783578Hopefully there's a last minute betrayal.
MURDERBALL KINO!
>>155783509Why are you in here you fat fucking cunt? Need to make everything about America? Go fucking hang yourself you fat pig
bonk
>>155783595Well technically theirs is gold and ours is yellow, not the same, strictly speaking.
>>155783611Good idea. he can go halves with the other bloke so it's a bit cheaper
>>155781743Why are anglo governments so fucking intrusive?
bro the girlish squirming around on the groundreminds me of why I hate watching professional soccer
>Barely any Paraguayan flags in this thread Sad!
>>155783512Have sex with your wife or girlfriend instead
>>155783512No
>Finally something exciting happens>It fizzles out immediately
Australians will never embrace this boring ass sport
>>155783701Can I have sex with yours instead
>Australia plays an unsigned playerThat's just the level of don't care we have.
I can't cross
Who was he passing to?
>>155783523Nah I'm good. If I get fired I get fired I'm not using fucking AI and if they want tard employees who can't understand what they're making that's on them.
>>155783547We’re playing our z team
>>155783723>spends an entire day making beer snakes in the cricket ground
>>155783732look at this nigga's ears
come on australia
THAT SHOT IS PROOF THESE NIGGAS ARE PLAYING FOR A DRAWRIGGED RIGGED RIGGEDNO WAY HE'S THAT TERRIBLE AND NOT ON PURPOSE
What the fuck was that LMAO
>>155783674No need to be rude cunt
>>155783732Mon key
Send him back.
aren't nbugus supposed to be good or something?
Why is our Ngubu not scoring goals?
>>155783772Coming from an England fan?
>>155783691We demand that our governments be strong and govern strongly. We simply like order and regulations. We dont like disorder or chaos
passing it to no one yet again
>>155783786Get the fuck out before I force you out
sorry boss
>>155783796at running not shooting
>>155783729Shes currently non existent sorry
>>155783815I think I’ll stay thanks
>>155783723>Australia MUST watch this vitally important game>It's an absolute slurperEvery time, kek.The rape that happened at the last public watch gathering was likely due to boredom.
>>155783808Because all our parents were jailors for Irish convicts lmao
>>155783763SOVL
>>155783786That guy was rude. G'day mate. Welcome.
CAM ON AUSTRALIASCORE SAM FACKING GOALS
>>155783834was it an abo or a lebbo
GET UP YOU FUKKEN DIVER COWARDS
>>155783878Chad australian
>>155783878They killed him
Anyone else love good sportsmanship?
>I am south American>I must dive
>>155783859Thank you
>>155783901yes
>>155783878
Please Paraguay, please kill the evil spirit of the wog and towelhead menace that plagues our land
>>155783938Messi never says this
>>155783937not me I'm a wog
First time ive watched wogballWhats this beautiful game shit, its ugly as fuck, slow, the players are weak as piss and spend half the game crying on the ground holding their leg, the shooters just kick the fucking thing out on the full absolutely dire spoort full of little wimps, afl and nrl mog hard
We should let them win because they just had a bad earthquake
Aussies don’t have good slags.
>>155783896I checked ahead and the first and only goal happens in the 67th minute.
>>155783859Get fucked you American wannabe psycho poof
>>155783968I thought Argentinians were aryan, at least that what spee tells me
How did a south american nation come away with such enviable demographics
I'm too sleepy and I have work tomorrow. Bye bye bros, hopefully the match will be fun for you guys.
>>155783808This is why I hate commonwealth countries your faggot government tries out all the most worst laws on your dumbasses first. Then they spread it to everywhere. You are the fucking reason the world is so fucking shit. But kangaroos are cool. Aussies are the best anglos I personally like yall.
TOTAL ANGLO DEATH
>>155776619>check into the other match>still 0-0damn thats some mighty slurp
confession: I don't know shit about our local sports, dad's a soccer guy so I'm a soccer guy
We would be winning if Craig Goodwin and Riley McGree were playing
>>155783744Fair enough, if you have the luxury of choice, do it. I work remotely for an american startup earning in USD and it would be utterly stupid for me to put my job under jeopardy for ideological reasons. I too hate AI but I prefer keeping my hard to get job.
>>155784000both teams are colluding for a 0-0 draw as it fits both their intereststhis is an inherent flaw of the expanded 48 team tournament as both 2nd and 3rd can go throughif this were the 32 team world cup, one of these teams would HAVE to be going home and it would be a lot more dramatic and entertaining.
Why the fuck did I decide to waste time watching this shit>>155784005Anon, that was Venezuela
>>155784029night mate sleep well
>>155784010You should see my gf
>>155784038Lmao kiss my ass bitch. Make your own laws then or do you need the Anglo to hold your hand at every step.
this will end 0-0. a gentlemen agreement was done so both can advance
>whoever wins goes through>neither side can manage winning
just atrocious
>>155784067Just imagine Gout Gout at forward
>>155784114cute then
>>155784112Oh my god. I want one
>>1557841150-0 puts them both through so why try
>>155784115Whoever draws goes through too you Temu Brazilian
The underdog/away team in the final will win it.But it's very difficult to predict this time. A very Saturnian side will win. Now, that could be the style of play or even the colors.Haven't done an in depth analysis yet but all finals played with moon in libra so far has featured argentina. I can see them in the final again this year. However Im not sure they'll win it if they do.Morocco, Netherlands and Spain are also candidates for me I think a team in these colors will also feature in the final. The underdog is favored in the final. I expect germany to have a much better tournament this time. England is running on a 60 year cycle.It's going to be a scrappy final with some tactical blunders. That's for sure.Both Venus and Mars are in Mercury's signs, except Mercury receives Venus more positively. Venus also has accidental dignity in 10H.Moon is also in a Venusian sign.It's going to be a tight game but the event chart favors Team B.
>>155784038Actually just read the 2nd part of what you said, you’re alright babe.
They should make the goals wider.
>>155784105If she’s a size 8 or larger she’s a pig. Sorry I don’t make the rules
>>155783834I honestly think that's why riots are so common with this game. People get bored and have to make their own fun.
>>155784112I was gonna post her, too bad she disappeared
>>155784000>>155784000Not gay enough for you? You too used to afl mate
>>155784112Corrrrr id rape this little harlot given the opportunity
This is fucking shit.
>>155784114Seems that way haJust to piss off Turkee-yah
>>155784112corrrrr
>>155783956Stop this faggotry.Australia is English clay.England are home to the largest domestic soccer league in the world and is the birthplace of the sport. We don't hate soccer, but as a sporting nation; we have so many other options. Immigrants to this country really only have soccer, hence the perception that only immigrants are interested in it.
>>155784173She's a size 10 (shoe size)
>>155784175disappeared?
what's australian football like?
>>155784112sorry she only fucks chad
>>155784112
>>155784024Genocide, there were so insignificant on the global stage they just wiped out their abos and no one really noticed. Between the 1950s and 1980s.
>>155784243we call it gayfland its fabulous
Argentine anon was fucking right, this shit is rigged. They colluded not to win.
>>155784221>Year of our Lord 2026>simping for england yikes
Scar sum fooking goals ya coonts
>>155784243Gay
>>155784221Soccer is the worst part of England.
>>155784243Multitudes better than this slop
How white is Paraguay? And are the women there slutty whores?
>>155784243Imagine an actually entertaining sport where the players score and don't fall over every 10 seconds and don't have hydration breaks.
>>155784288wogs arent australian
>Let's just not score on each other okay!Imagine paying to watch this
>>155784243It’s like Soccer
>>155784233she posted way more 2022-23 I legit forgot she existed
Alderete injured for next game if they advance, fuck
>Mr brightside humourous
I am about to grace my lips with the exquisite embrace of a magnificently perfumed cigar, and still the way I worded it wont be as gay as this game.
>>155784243
M A C C A SH Y D R A T I O NB R E A K
>>155784318Pretty sure they have quarters bro
>>155784243https://youtu.be/3oj1TbSzoEM?si=bJ0OW8Mfs21sUqKPFinal 2 minutes. You’ll get the idea.
you aussies excited for this next year thenI know you prefer League but what's a typical Aussie Union fan like?Boomers? Heterosexuals?Surely as hosts you can get into the spirit.
SLURP
I'M MR [BRIGHT]SIDE
>>155784318Yeah just outright lie you faggotThey take constant brakes everytime they kick and they dive just as much
Do yous blokes like SBSs coverage or nah?
>cuck song at the stadiumcuckGODS
>Mr. Brightside again and againWhy are they so obsessed with this gay song
>>155784038
>>155784364Need to investigate Barry hall for making white supremacy symbols
Stay hydrated
>>155784287Wouldn't say rigged. It's the logical thing to do when taking the risk isn't worth the reward. This format is shit.
draws are fake and gay
GODS I WAS THIRSTY THEN
la creatura andina
>>155784243It's a bit like Lacrosse but slightly more badminton
So tired rn, it's so late. This game is fucking shit. No attack by Paraguay. This is going to be another dissappointment I bet.
>>155784383Just died in the arse for me.
>>155784383it's free so yes
forgot this match was even going on what a fucking slurper
>>155784177Womens sports are tougher than this wogball shit. All brown thirdie subhumans like you have a weird faggot vibe holding hands and shit, gay is in your dna
I just came back>0 - 0Lmao, they really pretending to tie because it benefit both.
Australia V ParaguayBATTLE OF THE BUSES
>>155784374>what's a typical Aussie Union fan like?Used to be private school boys exclusive, but nao they mostly go play gayfl. So, non-existent...
>>155784288>simping for EnglandNo, I'm an Australian who respects our heritage."This country shall remain forever the home of the descendants of those people who came here in peace in order to establish in the South Seas an outpost of the British race."
Wasted my daily energy drink on this slop and now I have an elevated heart rate for nothing
I don't understand why Paraguay is playing for a draw. They have a -3 GD.
>>155784380>they dive just as muchNo sport has as much diving as this shit, not even in the same fucking stratosphere. You are delusional and probably make very little money along with your short stature. You'll do well to never address me again you pygmy cunt.
>>155784374Union is almost completely dead. I didn't even know we were hosting. More dead than soccer, netball, probably fucking cycling at this point.
draws break kayfabe
>>155784374Most Aussies only get into Union during major international tournaments. Kiwis love union
I’M MR. BRIGHTSIDE
>>155784287why would paraguay collude to play germany?
>>1557844864 points is all but guaranteed qualification
Paragay wins 1-0
Got your next DIY home renovation idea yet, anon?
>>155784038human sacrifices were the norm in your country until less than a century ago, you cannot even drink the water that comes out of your sinksit down and watch your tongue when speaking to your superiors.
>>155784481KEK
>>155784446>you have a weird faggot vibe holding hands and shit, gay is in your dnaMmm nope thats australia and AFL
>>155784451Draw is not necessarily good for Paraguay, they are putting themselves in a bad position by this result.
>>155784506I couldn't name a single wallabies player tbqhwy
>>155784433After that fucking shitfest that was your first game you should be celebrating that you're even qualifying to the knockout stage.
>>155784374they replaced all the players with islanders so people stopped caring
>>155784153>>155784152Won't Turkey eking out a 3-2 and Paraguay drawing put Turkey in the 3rd place?
son where the hell is parahuay anyways? kek
>>155784486>playing for a drawthey're just shit
>>155784481ref couldn't handle a bit of banter...
>>155784383They love saying the weird gay version of nations names when they do their dead panel shit. The only good moment was that brown dude on the panel that started praising Jesus. I bet SBSs pussy exploded so hard when he was doing that.
>>155784539Might drive a nail through my knob if I watch any more of this. Suggestion on type of nail?
