San Francisco Bay Stadium, California.
guys, are we going to play turtle mode until min 80 or what
>>155778809goals in the other game
I got work tomorrow
>>155779143why do italian fags always pipe in about soccer
>>155779182>sometimes
>>155779048thats a man i think
>>155779048I'd swallow all of it
This guy was my hero. He wrote this amazing book called Sheila's, Wogs and Poofters. Just an awful shame he never got to see Australia qualify for a World Cup
>>155779220Same here, but Monday is a holiday
why did that woman have a penis with cum coming out of it
>>155779279Let me explain
>>155779279AI
lmao this fucking announcement chime
Turkey fighting back
>>155779048cute femenine penis
el mexicano...
>>155779341Is it supposed to be when another team scores in the other game
>>155779303Only 2 stickiest allowed at a time
Crazy how the most popular sport in the world is this fucking boring
>>155779203It’s the disgrace of Gijon game. Both of us will do fuck all for 90 minutes to get through, and that’s okay.
>>155779048
This is the most anticipated sluper of all time
>have to choose between watching my country or watching a non-slurper gameFUCK
okay im bored
This the best threaz
>>155779377The Sorrow of San Francisco has a nice ring to it
>>155779303Wot the fuck am I watching here
>>155777777kek
>>155777150>She is not white>My guatemaltans/salvadoreñan indio looking latinos are white.Yea
>>155776746With our multiculturally enriched team, how can we possibly lose?
no goals by 25' and I'm gonna go make some eggs
Vamos paraguay
OMG IS HE OK???????
Booooooo
>>155779048that's a dick and I have one already, what I'm missing is something to put my dick in
>>155779434she got hit by a stray bullet
>>155779434Nerve gas
kek nice "sport"
COVER YOUR CHACO MAN
>>155779459would be surprised to see a single goal in this game
Paraguay bros, tell me something cool about your country I don’t know much about it
>>155779494curl it and put it up your own ass lmao
Both of us need to progress so Turkey is the only elimination from the group
kek i love these two slurpers, at least one of them is going to advance to the round of 16
The outcomes. If Straya wins / draws they will go up against the Group G runner-up (likely Belgium); if they lose, then Paraguay takes that match, and Australia goes up against Germany.
>that gay ass divesoccer would be a top tier sport if they got rid of this
>>155779303I wish you didn't post that :(
We need to just drag these subhumans up on their feet when they flop
>>155779522There were Australian colonists here
We need a hydration break right now
>>155779322marone AI is getting out of control, only men have dicks
>>155779522Only southamerican country that keeps alive an indio language, guarani
Bane?
>>155779552>Belgium or Germany Both easy games desu
>>155779531Unprotected sex with Paraguyan Miku
>>155779522Nietzche's Nazi sister founded an aryan colony here
Shameful we haven't scored. Paraguayans are literal 4 feet pygmy baboons. How aren't we ahead?
>>155779463>>155779476Lel
>>155779497Little young to be getting a load to the face isn't she?
Is Paraguay related to Uruguay?
We're a terrible corner team for a team that has such height. Delivery is always so poor and never gives anyone a chance to actually take advantage of that height.
>>155779522https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francisco_Solano_L%C3%B3pez
Paraguay is shit again
damn we suck lads
>>155779710Actually, yes they are
paragays not looking good
>>155779736Kill yourself
>>155779581>implant scarsdiscarded.jpg
>>155779736
Who is winning the story currently?
El MexicANO
We are getting haram balled, and we will lose with 1 counter
What if instead of team physios. There are independent match doctors and physios in that way refs can figure and expose fakers and give them yellows and time outs
>>155779788AFL
>>155776619>still not sticky
>>155777807mfw no sticky
>didn't get any (you)s last thread
>>155779736didnt her mom get arrested, it was all over the news
Paraguay is going to pull an Ecuador
It's times like this I wish I had 4chan pass so I could post even faster
DIOS MIO EL MEXICANO
Yummo
ts boring af gang icl
>>155779494>>155779736something like this for example
>>155779830here you go m8
Damn we've really got a fast nbongo up front huh. Guess the euro strats came for us too
Ok mods
Sticky soon
>I clicked on it Its over for me huh?
>>155779842AYYYY YOOOOOO NOT COOL DAWG
>>155779830here champ >>155779879on goh bluh fax gng
>>155779577oh shit I knew this, we are united...
>>155779830<3
>>155779842Stop this shit, you fucking retard
MODS
i propose an alliance between Canada/USA/Australia. if one of us wins the world cup thirdies will have no choice but to call it soccer
AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >my mouse cursor went above the imageAm I fucked?
I'm scared
>clicked >downloaded>cloud saved>shared of facebook x and insta
mexicuoh
MACCA'S MATCH BREAK
>>155779911Magnet your harddrive before it's too late.
>USA 1 - 1 Turkey>Australia 0 - 0 ParaguayWhy did ours need to be the boring match?
it's ALWAYS south americans posting diddler shit
>Mods are quick to take down the tranny webm and ban the Filipino >takes their sweet ass time when real CP is getting posted
W-what was it?
Kylie Minogue
>>155779979what are you doing here?
>>155780006might get a cheeky sausage McMuffin
el mexicANO instantly shits up the thread
Bruh they are gonna nuke the whole thread kek
we need joshy more than ever
>>155780024Did Mexico do it again
>>155780020north american actually
>>155779988>expand on hoverChange your settings mong
hydration break already wtf?
>>155780049cheerin on my aussies
>>155780067Of course, who else.
How have these dumbshit mods not stickied yet? How can they sticky the dead rubber but not the live rubber?
Seba is my nigga destroya
>>155780012Because it's one where both teams would likely benefit from a draw.
>shared it to momAm i fucked?
>>155780081we thirsty
>>155780081It’s every quarterWe basketball now
>>155779830
>>155780034young woman showing her support to the free the nipple movement
>>155780094WTF is wrong with those putos
>>155780024has to be reported for a janny to see.
>>155780093
>>155780036MODS, ban this guy as well. She's smaller than the girl the Mexican is posting.
I want Aussies to win. Anglobros must stick together.
>>155780036Her cover of Love is the Drug with Calvin Harris mang...
>>155780036I love her.
Have they tried falling over like little bitches?
>>155777777When you say you are Australian the homosexuality is implied
Dont let them fool you they call picrel football
>>155780140Im pretty sure its that one pajeet on a VPN.
>>155780189Yes because you kick it with your foot
Is hydration break also smoke?
>Winner of this game plays runner up of this group>3rd place team will play Germany OR France/Norway OR Portugal/Colombiaprobably worth going for the win desuI'd rather play Iran than France
>p-please ref-sama
>>155780222are legs supposed to bend like that
Why are they so weak? Is that nigga really bleeding?
>>155780189You won't believe how those players dispose of the ball.
>>155780213I see four men running with an egg on their hands though
dirty south americans being dirty
>>155780222a true aussie can take a boot to the face
MURDER BALL
Ive seen enough, red card for Paraguay
>>155780217Egypt will likely booty blast Iran. Then NZ going to smoke Belgium.
My vacations start next week. Should I play 007 first light or crimson desert first?
bloooooooooood
>>155780249There are instances in a game of soccer where someone uses their hands too
>>155777847SONS
KICK THE BOL
Yeah we're slurping.
>>155780254METCALFE?More like MET FOOT
>me in the back
>literally unimportant match that changes nothing in the group stickied>the actual important match that decides the group still not stickiedAre mods retarded lads
classic paraguayan murderballwe're used to this, unfortunately
>>155780222kicked his leg backwhat a dog
>>155780305>soccerKys
>>155780036Love Kylie :)
Didn't know Solid Snake was Australian.
KICK THE BAAAAAAAAAALL
MS. WHITE IS THAT YOU?!?
>>155780293N64 bro. Goldeneye that shit with some friends and get high as fuck
oh shit its snake
>>155780320USA are the protagonists of this world cup mate, dunno what to tell you.
>>155780315>>155780325CUTE
>>155780254>ow, my ass
>MODS>STICKY
>>155780325She looks like Angela White
>>155780320Mods are virgins
>>155780325>>155780315
>>155780217If straya draw will they still play a group G runner up?
>>155780315>>155780325i wish she would fart her explosive diarrhea straight into my mouth
AUSFAILIANS ALL LET US REJOICE
SNAKE ON THE FIELD!!
>>155780312did that fat fuck eat all of that himself???
>>155780252ngl that really was dirty but I don't give a fuck anglos play dirty all the time IRL. Fuck the commonwealth and their shitty laws.
>>155780217>Australia wins>Egypt - Iran draw>New Zealand beats BelgiumAustralia vs New Zealand knockout match. Could be kino.
Unironically are soccer players so soft
>>155780408Face blind.
>>155780433kek
>>155780408racistnot all aussie girls look like Angela White
Argie anon was right, this is a slurper. Ffs>>155780433Me in the left
>>155780382Neither me nor my friends do drugs though
>>155780500>brain damage good!
>>155780551I wish they all had boobs like her. Evolution should do that desu.
TURKEY BEATING JEW ESS GAYHAHAHAHAHA
>>155780500is it true you guys call the what they're wearing on their torsos "sweaters" in aussie rules? Was told that and I honestly couldn't believe it
Is this the pride match because they are all acting very gay
>>155780189For me it's the Brisbane Lions
>>155780500Like theres isnt the exact same pic but i. Football
>>155780684no mate they’re guernseys or footy jumpers
>>155780703Can someone kill this pedo
don't paraguay have to win? why are they being so passive?
lol
>>155780699No the Pride Match funnily is Iran vs Egypt and its tomorrow
>>155780325too much makeup
>>155780447correct
>>155780613Yes.
>>155780433lel
>paraguayan commentator Jorge Vera banned for calling the refs "thieves" for sending off dude who covered his mouthanyone have audio or video of this call? Do not let FIFA censor him.
>>155780684It's a guernsey. Why is there so much CP being posted in this thread?
>>155780703
>>155780745lmao what
>>155780744Paraguay identity is defense and grit, plus they can qualify in third with 4 points
>>155780710Nah, he’d be rolling around on the ground and getting stretchered off!
>>155780745It's incredible how I always pick the slurper.
JANNIES JUST KILL THEM AND BE DONE WITH IT
>>155780703UHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
> afl, soccer/cric/ bros know that rugby is the oldest form of football as I educated them on the topic recently.
Why are these guys so violent? Too much indigenous dna still?
Uoh
>>155780500she'll be right
>>155779774Thanks Italian anon
dude we suck at this game
Soccer is such a weird game because you can turn it on, not really watch any of it, and then when you do pay attention to it an hour later you haven't missed a single thing and the score is still 0 - 0.
>>155780745Thankfully it's a dead rubber since Aus/Para both own the head2head against Turkey. Would normally be typical for Australia to be playing the """easy""" team and get knocked out by an upset in the other match.
>>155780325they don't look like that were I live
it doesn't matter who are....
>>155780977just have it on play vidya and pay attention when the crowd gets loud enough
>>155780977Gotta laugh when ads make it seem like a fast paced game full of highlights. I don't mind soccer but realistically like five things happen across 90 minutes.
stream link please
If there was no football or Victorian Hot potato on would you rather watch Home and Away or Neighbors?
>>155780972we need to cancel AFL and NRL it's stealing too much of our athletic talent
>>155780997What matters is our plan
having a smoke ladsquestion: do abbos sell discount ciggies in australia like they do in canada?
>>155780977It's a great background sport cos you get audio signals when something is worth glancing over for
>>155781038Lacancha . TV
who /caloundra/ here?
>Turkey is actually winningWhat the fuck is this.meme WC>>155781038pelotalibrehd.pe
I have nothing against Australians
>>155781038https://fmhy.net/
>>155781074No, they don’t do anything
AFL ISNT GAYAFL ISNT GAY AFL ISNT GAY
>>155781074A pack of 20 cigarettes costs about $50 in Australia, so no they dont.
>>155781074>do abbos sell discount ciggies in australia like they do in canada?nah -- kebabs and pakis
>>155781074idk but do your packs have pics of cancer victims on it?
>>155781142my swannies
With arse wide openNo longer too tightWelcome to this gapeI’ll show you in to me
these teams are both dogshit
>>155781111USA probably don't give a fuck and are in preservation mode. They have nothing to gain.
Wheres our fucking sticky
>>155781109/kawana/ here
just remembered that I went to that one aus vs paraguay friendly in sydney back in like 2011
As it stands bros the Round of 16 would be like this:>USA vs Bosnia>Iran vs Australia>Paraguay vs GermanyA couple of crunchers
>>155781189they have the bench in I think
this is such a good game
>almost halftime>still no sticky
I'm traumatized and scares of clicking images ITT from all the CP the chicANO posted>>155781189Sure. Still a meme though
>>155781156For me, it's Bryan Died
>>155781151What the fuck lol. With prices like that there must be a huge black market for cigarettes in Australia
>>155781209I'll give you something sticky *Unzips dick*
>>155781151>>155781152>>155781156a pack from the gas station is like $20 and has the cancer nigga. from the rez they’re like $3 and have their own brands with relatively plain packaging. mostly a solid colour with some lines or something.
>>155781181whole group is champ. Imagine letting poourkey score on you. twice kek
>>155781141this>>155781114thanks mate
>>155781209>expecting mods not to be braindead
>>155781074Abbos don't do shit, they hang around with their gremlins outside of the Salvation Army smoking or straight up drinking petrol
>>155781227NZ placing second instead. Please footy gods...
What happens if Turkey wins AND Paraguay wins?
>>155781156Do your ciggy packs really have pictures of cancer victims? Here they just force the place selling them to put up a disclamer that they cause cancer its also printed on the packs.
Nice sport thirdies, thrilling really
>>155781209Janny's currently wiping it off his microdick after slapping one out to mexicANOs posts
>>155781249Don't listen to that guy he's retarded there is a massive black market to the point where recently more cigs are sold black market than legal.
>>155781237its the more important one cause it determines 3rd place ranking, the other one is a waste of time as turkey cannot get out of 4th regardless
If a match ends 0-0 both teams should get 0 points to prevent slurping
>>155781249Tobacco products increase in price every 6 months due to tax laws. Our government wants everyone to stop smoking but doesnt have the balls to ban it. So just tax it extremely heavily so most people cant afford it anymore.
>>155781315nothingburgerprobably we would be out but who cares about this semen slurping sport
>>155781315head-to-head is the first tiebreaker
>>155781315Australia wins in head-to-head games against Turkey so they get placed above anyways
>>155781335How much does a pack go for in the black market?
>>155781296>Drinking petrol How do they not die immediately?
>>155781324ours shows the gory shit that happens if you become an addicted retard
>>155781366>want us to stop smokinglol no they dont
>>155781338you guys are losing
>>155781366it's crazy how the social perception of weed and marijuana has basically inverted over the last 30 years.
I am a brit living in Australia and Australian hand ball is the homost globohomo gay sport I have ever seen
>>155781366>Our government wants everyone to stop smokinglol no they don't, they just want to collect lodes of tax
>>155781270imagine bein named the soccerjoos while in the same group as the real soccer jews
This is going to be a semen slurper isn't it?
>>15578141615-20 dollarydoos. Over half price
Even our players are diving faggots?
>>155781435Mate I just spent 80 dollars on a vape for my girlfriend. She’s nicotine addicted but the black market Indians keep jacking up the price. Can’t stand this shit
>>155781315FIFA has a strict tie breaking hierarchy.First of which is the head to head record.Australia beat Turkey, thus if we are tied we finish ahead of them, even if our goal difference is worse.
>>155781356i wonder what tournaments would be like if -1 for loss, 0 for 0-0, 1 for a tie and 3 for a win
you guys don't even like football
>>155781249It's absolutely enormous with some estimates suggesting it now accounts for 80% of the market.
>>155781435Preventing smoking will save more money than they make from the taxes. >>155781449Weed is still illegal in Australia. In fact a few years ago the government debated legalising it and some US health official came and told us not to legalise it
What AFL team should I cheer for if I like murderball?
>>155781449weed and tobacco* derp>>155781457tobacco smokers are the most socially acceptable bully targets. them and short/bald men. they haven't figured out how to tax short bald men (yet) though
>>155781504Mba'éichapa?
>>155781441still leading the group
>>155781532The Tigers
>>155781504It's called soccer champ
>>155781366Jesus Christ. Fuck the government.>>155781472Still expensive but it's for sure better than 50 for a pack
>>155781545Ipora~ ha nde?
>>155781532Hawthorn.
>>155781519you must be 18 or something weed is pretty much very legal there's tons of walk in dispensaries where you can get a prescription on the spot for "anxiety".
>>155781532You’re American so being an insufferable collingwood cunt probably makes sense
>>155781519I mean socially. the average Joe on the street is more likely to smoke marijuana or be sympathetic to it than they are to tobacco these days.
are either of these teams gonna attack
THIS THE FOOTBALL THEY LIKE IN AUSTRALIA
>>155781519>Preventing smoking will save more money than they make from the taxes.lol. Lmao
>>155781532not collingwood
>>155781532Freo if you like an underdog. Collingwood if you're an awful shitcunt person.
>>155781532It doesn't matter. It's an exceptionally low-skill + low-tactico sport, so whatever one wears you're favourite colour.
>>155781366>Our government wants everyone to stop smokingYou retard. The greedy fucks just want the cash from it.
>>155781609It was cancelled this year, we are healing.
so australia, gonna score some goals or not?
did someone dump pizza here?
>>155781609you still seething after yesterday little monkey
>>155781590Ive never seen a walk in dispensary in my life. No idea where you live. Just yesterday in the news there was raids on a bunch of weed growers.
>>155781661Fuck no. We slurp our way to the 90.
>>155781609its a consequence of the game being most popular in melbourne lmao
>>155781661yea nah
>>155781462We call them the Wogaroos over here cause only the migrants play it, Aussie don’’t.
>>155781574A new massive sport centre has gone up in Melbourne called the Bhunda Centre. I guess no one asked any Brazilians if there would be anything humourous about it
>>155781665There was a Mexican posting it earlier.
HOLY SLURPERINO
>>155781623Or is this an attack on the Chats?
>>155781609G A YAMES
INJURY TIME may be the most JEWISH contrivance in the history of the sport. Great I want to see ten more minutes of this shit. Great what if they were even more defensive. Terrific. Kerbside parking encouraged.The only solution to this is to abolish injury time and increase the rate of penalties for being a faggot.Oh you're timewasting? Yellow card.Oh you're being a little bitch? Yellow card.Oh you have a broken femur? Yellow card.Oh you're Albanian? Let me give you a broken femur.Albanians notwithstanding Niggas will claim the issue to worry over is matchfixing. Yeah sure the match was fixed--fixed in place, nothing fucking happened. Stupid Niggas on here. Stupid NIGGAS on here doin it small all day.
>>155781706God bless the mexicans
>>155781623Nope sooner or later they will try to ban it. Mark my words. Its already being discussed in the UK. NZ tried it already. It will happen here.
>>155781356trueand i wish she'd slurp me haha
>>155781590Goddamn, the modern world is so fucked. If you're anxious about something you should work it out, not just fucking get high. This pussy coddling shit needs to stop.
>>155781580vai
sticky please mod saar
>>155781705Next venue for the Miss Bum Bum competition?
THIS COULD BE THE FIRESTARTER
>>155781680You must live in Broken Hill or something mate. Even if you do there's online dispensaries with 15 minute phone call to get weed Aus Posted to your house same day
>>155781743Retard.
KAM ON AUSTRIA, SCOR SOM FAKIN GOALS
Australian "football"
>match so shitty, people end up talking about whateverI thought Paraguay would do a good game...
>>155781605>>155781614>>155781619Why is Collingwood so hated?
I'm high as we speak >>155781779xq pio?
The beautiful gameThe world game
>>155781757It's a money making scheme, has nothing to do with health.
real talk, why dont the mods want to sticky this?
>>155781705KEK
comon OZ JUST FUCKING SHOOT
>>155781705Lmao
>>155781830The real men play NRL over here.
accidentally sharted bros
Any hotheads in chat?
SLUUUUUUURP
Not a memorable half.
>>155781856Do you have the same nasty ass pics on yours like blackened tar lungs and deformed fetuses?
my fucking god what a slurper
>>155781897pic
>>155781847Jealousy.They are the most successful team.
well that was awful
This felt like the longest first half ever
>>155781846>Can't see shit because of the sunNice stadium they've got there.
WE KEEP CROSSING THE BALL TO NO ONE
>>155781936The team famous for choking?
Holy fuck soccer is so boring you guys are fucking liars and charlatans
it's the buildup
My dad was a pack-a-day smoker before he died for like 50 years. Supermarket smokes. That's like 20k a year on cigarettes. Enjoy your footpaths and light poles built on the back of my retard dad's tax-generating lungs shitcunts.
>>155781590>walk in dispensaries called chemists champ, stop making shit up for the sake of posting retard
>>155781846what a shot
SLURRRRRRRP
>>155781984you guys play like fucking shit
>>155781994never reply to me again cunt
ITV really likes that Rascall Flats song huhLIFE'S LIKE A HIGHWAY I WANNA RIDE ITALL NIGHT LONG
>Australian Paraguayans are citizens of Paraguay of Australian background. Most of them are descendants of a group of radical socialist Australians who voluntarily went to Paraguay to create a failed master-planned community, known as Nueva (New) Australia.>New Australia was a utopian socialist settlement in Paraguay created by the New Australian Movement. The colony was officially founded on 28 September 1893 as Colonia Nueva Australia and comprised 238 people>The New Australia Co-operative Settlement Association, known in short as the New Australia Movement, was founded by William Lane in 1892>Lane's ideal was to build a society based on:>A common-hold, rather than a common-wealth>A brotherhood of English-speaking Whites>Life marriage>Preservation of the "colour line">Teetotalism>Communism
What a farken waste of 50mins
Great half, my kind of football
>>155781911Yes. Well... not on cigs I have now, cause basically no-one buys legal cigarettes. On the weed no; it comes in faux-medico looking packaging.
>>155781991He died for 50 years?
>>155781981Irvine needs to get into the fucking box
>>155781910Paraguay is going to get scored on if they keep playing like this. And then we will get a 1-1 slurp result.
what a slurper
I want to have sex with australian prostitute
>>155782054Where can i sign up
>>155782035Nice victim blaming champ
>>155782046you cant get a prescription on the spot either. Instead of admitting you made it up you double down on your retardation
>>155776619So no sticky then?
>>155781981crossing is for fucking pussies. spam volleys from outside the box like a real man.
kick some goals
>>155781849ñembyasy
>>15578199>for 50 yearsYour dad's a vampire anon
>>155782108all the prostitutes here are chinese
>>155782061Illegal pigs what?
>>155781991>footpaths and light poles built on the backlol he actually thinks his tax money goes to public services and not backhand deals with shady outfits
>>155782119WRONGRONGUnderage stfu you have NO IDEA what your talking about
>>155782108All the prozzies here are sex-trafficked asians
>>155782108In your tax bracket they're all Asian
Stickyn't
>Sticky up for the other active match>Sticky still up for one of the previous matches/sp/ has some genuinely braindead mods.
>>155782108So a Korean on her working visa?
>>155782137What the fuck mate the one on the left is perfect
Great haramball paraguaybros, keep it up another 50 minutes and you'll qualify.
>>155781757>modern worldPeople have been smoking and chewing psychoactive herbs since forever. Alexander the Great drank a metric fuck ton of wine and used opium.
>>155776619FINALLY A STICKY
STICKY
>>155781991Based your dad
>only a sticky now
>stickyfinally jesus
>3 different aussies jump to add clarity on the australian postitution scenehmmmm
>>155782146I sed what I sed, chinaman.
FUCKING FINALLYWE ARE HALVING YOUR PAY THIS MONTH
>>155782054Why go all the way to Paraguay to do that, there's like a billion square miles of empty land in Western Australia. Especially back then.
finally a sticky what the hell
Jesus now its sticky
>>155782108RealBabesDotComDotAu
The gf
>>155782139peteĩ kuña?>>155782143>>155782170>>155782185>>155782207yes, asian is good
WE STICKY NOWI take it back, mods
>our team has somehow found some highlightskekalso STICKY
>>155782212Would fuck over Scotland as well
Holy shit the dumbass mod finally realized
we sticky
>>155782231>Alexander the Great drank a metric fuck ton of wine and used opium.And died when he was 32-33... (yes, I know, he conquered the modern world, thoughbeit)
>>155782261But mate, half of $0.00 is....
>>155782272Spit or swallow?
>>155782167I literally work in the industry you fucking retard. You are so desperate to join in you just make shit up for reasonskill yourself
>>155781983The Colliwobbles lasted for 32 years where they made 9 grand finals and failed to win any.The other two teams that can even compare are currently on similar droughts. Essendon are 22 years without even winning a final and had the worst drug cheating scandal in Australian sport.Carlton are 31 years since winning their last grand final but have finished last 5 times, and generally stuck up the competition.Last week, Carlton become the second team to win 1500 games across the history of the game, a feat Collingwood completed over a decade ago. That's how far behind the rest of the competition is.
who was that aussie poster with the hot sisters? post them
mods went to murder el mexicANO before the thread was safe to sticky
>>155782338>I work in the industryNot him but that doesn't mean shit. Do you think every employee in every industry is knowledge and competent?
Will you win for her Austria bros?
Only zoomers ask for sticky
Gonna use this half-time to laugh at America
>>155782397Ass too jiggly
>>155782397uglier even than the 4/10 moroccan slut i cummed in when i visited sweden
Thanks mod trannies and janny trannies. Great work even if its half an hour late you fuckwits.
>>155782272Basado
why is paraguay chimping out
>>155782338It's clear you're a drug fried retard, but please don't think that just because you work a meaningless casual job somewhere gives you any authority on anything. You can get walk in scripts, maybe not at your shithole out in Bumfuck, NT, but in anywhere I've ever seen and done you can so stop embarrassing yourself
WE EUROPEANS
based mods disrespecting our shit team by stickying after half the match
I'm hungry
>>155782397> moved to america, married a yankshit's fucked
Are Paraguayan women good looking?
>>155782320Dying young increases your aura
>>155782272She has a coinslot pussy. Don’t ask me how I know.
Would you play australian "football" anon?
>>155782496Hi hungry im dad
>>155782502many such cases
>>155782584Do they issue dads a license to use this joke in the hospital when their child is born?
>>155782576Hey what's your problem pal? You seething because your sport is boring is as fuck?
>>155776619Sup
>>155782629What’s the atmosphere like?
>>155782514Inarguable, but is the trade-off worth it... who knows?
>a draw let's you advance in the tournament How embarrassing
Rigged game to make sure both teams survive
>>155782576more like GAYFL, lol
>>155782629What's the atmospheric pressure like?
>>155777777Sus
>>155782576These dudes don't even make any money. They should just switch to American football and play in the NFL.
>>155782659Hyped. It’s not polite euros like Swiss or Austrians here. I think aus wins it
>>155777777Let me guess, Melbourne?
New shitjeet just dropped ladsArgejeet seething shave your back monke champ
Ange Postecoglu has described this match as "the penalty area is lava"
boring match forced me to go watch burgers
COME ON AUSTRALIA SCORE SUM FACKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>155782809oh yeah well I describe Ange Postecoglou as a cunt
CMON AUSTRALIA, AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI
kick the bloody ball
How is that foul a yellow when the much more blatant and late one earlier by Paragay was not?
He literally surfed over the ball
i was watching usa - turkey because muh hosts until i realized that match literally doesnt matter, but this one has stakes right?
>>155782855
How can this be called football when they don't kick fucking goals?
why did Australia steal brazils colours
>Jacksonlol do Australians really
I don't like the way the clock counts up instead of down
>>155782511No existe paraguay quien sabe.
>>155782899Eh ..
>>155782935well its not called goalball
ERA
>>155782949predates, plus it's gold not yellow
>>155782957based non participant
>>155782935That's why its called wogball
>>155782935>>155782963Go suck a kangaroo dick
>>155782949They stole ours
We scored
Don't like the way this generation of strikers are diving faggots. Back in our golden era (2006) they would've stood up during it and made the play/kicked a goal.
>>155783044alri branson
>>155783105>We
>>155782511some are
>DOO DOO DOO DOOOOSTFU
Why does the game that doesn't matter more kino them this slurper
these fucking captchas I swear... are you all paying for 4chan Gold Accounts™?
Goddamn this is some tasty semen
Bos and Volpato look good. Easily the best on the team.
>>155783192i kneel
>>155783162>scoredI can see why youre confused aussie bro
>>155783192She looks like she takes it black
>>155782957My retard sister went with Lachlan on my first nephew and Jayden on the 2nd
niggerkunda needs a bit of a pep talk or something
Australian "football"Australian "football",Australian "footballaAustralian "football"Australian "football".Australian "football"Australian "footballlAustralian "football"Australian "footballsAustralian "football"Australian "footballAustralian "football
>>155783192provide me, an aryan superman, with your finest women
>>155783256no niggers in this country
When do we activate our powerplay?
>>155783220I post too often, it barely asks any verification
>>155783211I keep expecting an announcement that someone left their cars lights on in the car park.
>>155783271You would NEVER see this in NRL
>>155783264>Lachlanwasn't this already popular in the 90s? Spent a year in Australia in 2001 and had a few Lachlans in my year.
going for a nap as soon as the game ends
Im being paid to watch this at work right now
I think we're playing better than them.. right? Who can tell with this slurp
>>155783192SEXOOO
me on the right
forced to watch this slurpfest
>>155783352This, except I work from home
>>155783352Same. Thought I'd check in to see how it's going. I don't follow soccer though, are we winning or what
>>155783264How bogan is your family
>>155783352I've written precisely 0 lines of code since this match started
>>155783412Yes mate we are winning
We should tell our black to score a goal
>the male matildas
big bong bung bing could all passengers on slurping flight 0-0 to qualifiers please report to gate 7 now, your plane is now boarding
>>155783331Is that right champ
>>155783162Yes
>>155783412No mate we are losing
>play retard ball to keeper>remonstrate with said keeperkekw
>>155783264Lachlan's fine
>>155783192Utterly grim.
>>155776619I thought paragay was shit why isn’t Australia winning
Should I go to a brothel tonight?
>>155783437>writing code by hand at all for the jobJust make Claude/Codex do it while you watch the match. Industry is a fuck, bet your performance is being measured by AI usage just like in my company.
>>155783271Picked the poofiest team in the comp mate
>>155783512Yes.
>>155783478saw smarter play at the U 6's at the weekend
>>155783493Now.that. is sex
>>155783509We are shit, why aren't you winning?
>>155783493Sheeeit Parabro, would love to tag team her with you haha
>>155783509A tie makes everyone happy except korea
>>155783512Better yet, want to meet up at Wet on Wellington?
>>155783352Im being paid to watch it from home
>idiota
These two teams agreed to tie
HE KILLED HIM
where are the goals??
Boring ahh game. Broncos or Roosters lads?
>>155783077It's the colors of our flag lmao
OMG IS HE OK??????
>>155783512Yes. Pay for a threesome
can they at least try to score a goal instead of just fucking sending it. jfc
>>155783512if you're a loser yea
>>155783585Broncos are winning the owl next year for sure
LMAO
BONK
>>155783509Both teams parking the bus. Don't wanna make risky plays
>>155783578Hopefully there's a last minute betrayal.
MURDERBALL KINO!
>>155783509Why are you in here you fat fucking cunt? Need to make everything about America? Go fucking hang yourself you fat pig
bonk
>>155783595Well technically theirs is gold and ours is yellow, not the same, strictly speaking.
>>155783611Good idea. he can go halves with the other bloke so it's a bit cheaper
>>155781743Why are anglo governments so fucking intrusive?
bro the girlish squirming around on the groundreminds me of why I hate watching professional soccer
>Barely any Paraguayan flags in this thread Sad!
>>155783512Have sex with your wife or girlfriend instead
>>155783512No
>Finally something exciting happens>It fizzles out immediately
Australians will never embrace this boring ass sport
>>155783701Can I have sex with yours instead
>Australia plays an unsigned playerThat's just the level of don't care we have.
I can't cross
Who was he passing to?
>>155783523Nah I'm good. If I get fired I get fired I'm not using fucking AI and if they want tard employees who can't understand what they're making that's on them.
>>155783547We’re playing our z team
>>155783723>spends an entire day making beer snakes in the cricket ground
>>155783732look at this nigga's ears
come on australia
THAT SHOT IS PROOF THESE NIGGAS ARE PLAYING FOR A DRAWRIGGED RIGGED RIGGEDNO WAY HE'S THAT TERRIBLE AND NOT ON PURPOSE
What the fuck was that LMAO
>>155783674No need to be rude cunt
>>155783732Mon key
Send him back.
aren't nbugus supposed to be good or something?
Why is our Ngubu not scoring goals?
>>155783772Coming from an England fan?
>>155783691We demand that our governments be strong and govern strongly. We simply like order and regulations. We dont like disorder or chaos
passing it to no one yet again
>>155783786Get the fuck out before I force you out
sorry boss
>>155783796at running not shooting
>>155783729Shes currently non existent sorry
>>155783815I think I’ll stay thanks
>>155783723>Australia MUST watch this vitally important game>It's an absolute slurperEvery time, kek.The rape that happened at the last public watch gathering was likely due to boredom.
>>155783808Because all our parents were jailors for Irish convicts lmao
>>155783763SOVL
>>155783786That guy was rude. G'day mate. Welcome.
CAM ON AUSTRALIASCORE SAM FACKING GOALS
>>155783834was it an abo or a lebbo
GET UP YOU FUKKEN DIVER COWARDS
>>155783878Chad australian
>>155783878They killed him
Anyone else love good sportsmanship?
>I am south American>I must dive
>>155783859Thank you
>>155783901yes
>>155783878
Please Paraguay, please kill the evil spirit of the wog and towelhead menace that plagues our land
>>155783938Messi never says this
>>155783937not me I'm a wog
First time ive watched wogballWhats this beautiful game shit, its ugly as fuck, slow, the players are weak as piss and spend half the game crying on the ground holding their leg, the shooters just kick the fucking thing out on the full absolutely dire spoort full of little wimps, afl and nrl mog hard
We should let them win because they just had a bad earthquake
Aussies don’t have good slags.
>>155783896I checked ahead and the first and only goal happens in the 67th minute.
>>155783859Get fucked you American wannabe psycho poof
>>155783968I thought Argentinians were aryan, at least that what spee tells me
How did a south american nation come away with such enviable demographics
I'm too sleepy and I have work tomorrow. Bye bye bros, hopefully the match will be fun for you guys.
>>155783808This is why I hate commonwealth countries your faggot government tries out all the most worst laws on your dumbasses first. Then they spread it to everywhere. You are the fucking reason the world is so fucking shit. But kangaroos are cool. Aussies are the best anglos I personally like yall.
TOTAL ANGLO DEATH
>>155776619>check into the other match>still 0-0damn thats some mighty slurp
confession: I don't know shit about our local sports, dad's a soccer guy so I'm a soccer guy
We would be winning if Craig Goodwin and Riley McGree were playing
>>155783744Fair enough, if you have the luxury of choice, do it. I work remotely for an american startup earning in USD and it would be utterly stupid for me to put my job under jeopardy for ideological reasons. I too hate AI but I prefer keeping my hard to get job.
>>155784000both teams are colluding for a 0-0 draw as it fits both their intereststhis is an inherent flaw of the expanded 48 team tournament as both 2nd and 3rd can go throughif this were the 32 team world cup, one of these teams would HAVE to be going home and it would be a lot more dramatic and entertaining.
Why the fuck did I decide to waste time watching this shit>>155784005Anon, that was Venezuela
>>155784029night mate sleep well
>>155784010You should see my gf
>>155784038Lmao kiss my ass bitch. Make your own laws then or do you need the Anglo to hold your hand at every step.
this will end 0-0. a gentlemen agreement was done so both can advance
>whoever wins goes through>neither side can manage winning
just atrocious
>>155784067Just imagine Gout Gout at forward
>>155784114cute then
>>155784112Oh my god. I want one
>>1557841150-0 puts them both through so why try
>>155784115Whoever draws goes through too you Temu Brazilian
The underdog/away team in the final will win it.But it's very difficult to predict this time. A very Saturnian side will win. Now, that could be the style of play or even the colors.Haven't done an in depth analysis yet but all finals played with moon in libra so far has featured argentina. I can see them in the final again this year. However Im not sure they'll win it if they do.Morocco, Netherlands and Spain are also candidates for me I think a team in these colors will also feature in the final. The underdog is favored in the final. I expect germany to have a much better tournament this time. England is running on a 60 year cycle.It's going to be a scrappy final with some tactical blunders. That's for sure.Both Venus and Mars are in Mercury's signs, except Mercury receives Venus more positively. Venus also has accidental dignity in 10H.Moon is also in a Venusian sign.It's going to be a tight game but the event chart favors Team B.
>>155784038Actually just read the 2nd part of what you said, you’re alright babe.
They should make the goals wider.
>>155784105If she’s a size 8 or larger she’s a pig. Sorry I don’t make the rules
>>155783834I honestly think that's why riots are so common with this game. People get bored and have to make their own fun.
>>155784112I was gonna post her, too bad she disappeared
>>155784000>>155784000Not gay enough for you? You too used to afl mate
>>155784112Corrrrr id rape this little harlot given the opportunity
This is fucking shit.
>>155784114Seems that way haJust to piss off Turkee-yah
>>155784112corrrrr
>>155783956Stop this faggotry.Australia is English clay.England are home to the largest domestic soccer league in the world and is the birthplace of the sport. We don't hate soccer, but as a sporting nation; we have so many other options. Immigrants to this country really only have soccer, hence the perception that only immigrants are interested in it.
>>155784173She's a size 10 (shoe size)
>>155784175disappeared?
what's australian football like?
>>155784112sorry she only fucks chad
>>155784112
>>155784024Genocide, there were so insignificant on the global stage they just wiped out their abos and no one really noticed. Between the 1950s and 1980s.
>>155784243we call it gayfland its fabulous
Argentine anon was fucking right, this shit is rigged. They colluded not to win.
>>155784221>Year of our Lord 2026>simping for england yikes
Scar sum fooking goals ya coonts
>>155784243Gay
>>155784221Soccer is the worst part of England.
>>155784243Multitudes better than this slop
How white is Paraguay? And are the women there slutty whores?
>>155784243Imagine an actually entertaining sport where the players score and don't fall over every 10 seconds and don't have hydration breaks.
>>155784288wogs arent australian
>Let's just not score on each other okay!Imagine paying to watch this
>>155784243It’s like Soccer
>>155784233she posted way more 2022-23 I legit forgot she existed
Alderete injured for next game if they advance, fuck
>Mr brightside humourous
I am about to grace my lips with the exquisite embrace of a magnificently perfumed cigar, and still the way I worded it wont be as gay as this game.
>>155784243
M A C C A SH Y D R A T I O NB R E A K
>>155784318Pretty sure they have quarters bro
>>155784243https://youtu.be/3oj1TbSzoEM?si=bJ0OW8Mfs21sUqKPFinal 2 minutes. You’ll get the idea.
you aussies excited for this next year thenI know you prefer League but what's a typical Aussie Union fan like?Boomers? Heterosexuals?Surely as hosts you can get into the spirit.
SLURP
I'M MR [BRIGHT]SIDE
>>155784318Yeah just outright lie you faggotThey take constant brakes everytime they kick and they dive just as much
Do yous blokes like SBSs coverage or nah?
>cuck song at the stadiumcuckGODS
>Mr. Brightside again and againWhy are they so obsessed with this gay song
>>155784038
>>155784364Need to investigate Barry hall for making white supremacy symbols
Stay hydrated
>>155784287Wouldn't say rigged. It's the logical thing to do when taking the risk isn't worth the reward. This format is shit.
draws are fake and gay
GODS I WAS THIRSTY THEN
la creatura andina
>>155784243It's a bit like Lacrosse but slightly more badminton
So tired rn, it's so late. This game is fucking shit. No attack by Paraguay. This is going to be another dissappointment I bet.
>>155784383Just died in the arse for me.
>>155784383it's free so yes
forgot this match was even going on what a fucking slurper
>>155784177Womens sports are tougher than this wogball shit. All brown thirdie subhumans like you have a weird faggot vibe holding hands and shit, gay is in your dna
I just came back>0 - 0Lmao, they really pretending to tie because it benefit both.
Australia V ParaguayBATTLE OF THE BUSES
>>155784374>what's a typical Aussie Union fan like?Used to be private school boys exclusive, but nao they mostly go play gayfl. So, non-existent...
>>155784288>simping for EnglandNo, I'm an Australian who respects our heritage."This country shall remain forever the home of the descendants of those people who came here in peace in order to establish in the South Seas an outpost of the British race."
Wasted my daily energy drink on this slop and now I have an elevated heart rate for nothing
I don't understand why Paraguay is playing for a draw. They have a -3 GD.
>>155784380>they dive just as muchNo sport has as much diving as this shit, not even in the same fucking stratosphere. You are delusional and probably make very little money along with your short stature. You'll do well to never address me again you pygmy cunt.
>>155784374Union is almost completely dead. I didn't even know we were hosting. More dead than soccer, netball, probably fucking cycling at this point.
draws break kayfabe
>>155784374Most Aussies only get into Union during major international tournaments. Kiwis love union
I’M MR. BRIGHTSIDE
>>155784287why would paraguay collude to play germany?
>>1557844864 points is all but guaranteed qualification
Paragay wins 1-0
Got your next DIY home renovation idea yet, anon?
>>155784038human sacrifices were the norm in your country until less than a century ago, you cannot even drink the water that comes out of your sinksit down and watch your tongue when speaking to your superiors.
>>155784481KEK
>>155784446>you have a weird faggot vibe holding hands and shit, gay is in your dnaMmm nope thats australia and AFL
>>155784451Draw is not necessarily good for Paraguay, they are putting themselves in a bad position by this result.
>>155784506I couldn't name a single wallabies player tbqhwy
>>155784433After that fucking shitfest that was your first game you should be celebrating that you're even qualifying to the knockout stage.
>>155784374they replaced all the players with islanders so people stopped caring
>>155784153>>155784152Won't Turkey eking out a 3-2 and Paraguay drawing put Turkey in the 3rd place?
son where the hell is parahuay anyways? kek
>>155784486>playing for a drawthey're just shit
>>155784481ref couldn't handle a bit of banter...
>>155784383They love saying the weird gay version of nations names when they do their dead panel shit. The only good moment was that brown dude on the panel that started praising Jesus. I bet SBSs pussy exploded so hard when he was doing that.
>>155784539Might drive a nail through my knob if I watch any more of this. Suggestion on type of nail?
>not even 1k postsjajajajajajaja
who faces who as 2nd and 3rd here?
>>155784568
I'm sitting diagonally from a WAG and just overheard they've seen commentary about the rigged 0-0 game so they're gonna do 1-1 now
>>155784539Yes mate bunnings looms post match
>>155784568nofirst ever world cup where Head to Head > Goal Difference Paraguay beat Turkey 1-0
>>155784568no because 1st tiebreaker is head to head, turkey lost to paraguay therefore at level points turkey will always be 4th.
>>155784557Quade Cooper still play?
>>155784481Bet you the red carded player is Israeli>oh no, I'm the victim here!!!
>>155784486Points matter first then the tiebreaker comes afterwards. Tie will get them the one point that puts them above the third placers
>>155784481he covered his face with both hands, can't do that mate
There has been over 30 dives in this match, no joke
>>155784568Nope. It’s head to head, not goal difference as the first tiebreaker.
>>155784481Saw his hand go near the mouth. A clear red.
>>1557845464pts get you in no matter what.
>>155784486Because if they get aggressive they risk getting counter attacked by Australia's ngubu and then getting zero points
>>155784383where's she
>>155784539yeah I'd like to renovate your pussy with my penis if you know what I mean ;) you can leave the apron on
both teams are just belting it into the void
enciso is shit
this might be the most boring game of soccer I've seen, and that's saying something considering 90% of games are like this
There's been five times as many dives as shots on goal in this match.
If we draw you guys have to call it soccer
>>155784631given the quality of the game I'm surprised we cracked 100
>>155784732Why compromise your defense when you’ve got fuck all to gain, and quite a bit to lose?
I got 100 bucks on these faggots and they're playing like shit
>>155784658>>155784661>>155784691ok thankslet us slurp in amity, friends
>>155784545back in your cage monke, apparently argentina is one of the most faggot friendly countries in south america kek
>>155784557Israel Faghater
>>155784650>PalReckon her nickname would be 'Mate'.
>>155784383harry kewell has negative charisma
>>155784709Yeah but they'll play against fucking Germany.
>>155784546Better than losing and get disqualified. You people think just because you try to attack you'll guaranteed score a goal with zero downside. Sometimes you just have to settle for the second best option.
>>155784745Probably because being awarded a penalty is the best way to get a shot on goal
>>155784767>Betting on anything other than a draw for this gameNot betting responsibly.
>>155784732I remember whenever she'd have wogs on the panel, she'd get that thick wog accent goin'. Or maybe it was the other one, idk.
>>1557846352nd probably Belgium3rd = France or Norway -- or Germany -- or Portugal or Colombia
Diego Gomez sound like the most generic South American name ever
>>155784677Paraguys look like that?!?!
>>155784374I believe I am the last remaining Union fan in this country
LMAO that was his vengeance
If you blokes keep posting hot chicks I’m going to have to start wanking, just a warning
>No serious goal attempts by either team in case they score and break their draw agreementBàsed
Is Rugby fun to watch?
>>155784802There's only been one dive near goal. Neither team has had a meaningful possession in an attacking position to get fouled for a penalty shot at goal.
Lol how funny is the offside janny running with his gay little flag
>>155784837based jonah from tonga
>>155784383Not the absolute best, very far from the worst.Need a new Les Murray, current lot know about the game but they aren't fantastic commentators. Very analytical but quite monotone so it feels a bit passionless, I guess that is the state of the game these days, but having a bloke believing that the magic is going to happen any second would be nice.
>>155784684For real. It's like watching Hawthorn play.
>>155784884sometimes
>socceroos who allowed this?
>>155784884League. No. All the rule changes have destroyed it.Union, also no.
Who told big Tone to wear a black shirt and tie? Looks like he runs a catering business out of West Sydney
Do soccerfags know how goofy headers look? They look so dumb lol
>>155784677>those facesCAUSE I’M MR BRIGHTSIIIIIIIDE
>>155784892puck you miss
>>155784900miss fozzie and his ridiculous oversized watches. don'titallseemtogo.mp2
>>155784860Your threats do not scare me.
>WE HAVE A FULL HOUSEEmpty seats everywhere
>>155784900What happened to Craig Foster?
>winning vs turkey>SBS commentator glazing multiculturalism>losing/drawing vs USA/ Paragay>radio silence
>>155784725Gone back to Croatia to avoid polluting Australia's white monoculture with slavic subhuman genes.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>155784383Better than when we had that girl putting on an accent to mispronounce every name
>>155784884used to be>>155784892Jonah would be NRL all day long
>>155784884rugby union is pure SLURPdunno about the other variants
we look so bad when we're the one in possession, long ball counter attack is our only strength
>>155784964Why can't I have this? For what reason?
>>155784931It's a low tier national sport, all the national animals were taken.
>>155784383The price is right.
>>155784860They're gonna start posting boys with tits, now.
>>155784966kekthey probably went home after seeing the slurp
>>155784964grim view out that little window.
>>155784964who is this. she looks like my ex :(
>that shotKek. Yep this game was 100% rigged to be a draw HAHAHAHHAHHAHA
can we have the matildas play the rest of the cup?
so australia, do you guys think you have a chance to... go to semi finals or some shit?
>>155784964Sexo
Enough of these little dribbler kicks. Go back, take your time and kick a bloody drop punt.
>>155785045lol, no.
>>155785045OOGA BOOGA!"Germany"
>>155785045Fuck off third world retard, you’re nothing and fucking irrelevant
>>155784964Imagine if she had a fat cock
>>155785045i expect to win it all
>>155785045Yeah in 2006 if we didnt have to play Italy first up
>>155785045'course
Piss weak
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz thank you England for making this gay game and all the poor nations for propping it up because you’re IQ is at retard levels.
he literally just passed it to the keeper kek
How shit is wogballAll these countries where its a religion cant even qualify, nobody here even knows any of the wogaroos or gives the slightest fuck about this faggot sport and we're still into the next round Povo shit for povo countries
Was there even a near-goal this game? All the shots I've seen were not close
Score a goal, you stupid Australian fucks.
>>155785084Corrrr
Why do they use the term "drops the shoulder"
>>155785045We would’ve made the semi in ‘06 but the ‘talians took a dive
>>155785045Getting out of the group stages is our ceiling and will be considered a success
>>155784741This was kino
I'm indian but none of you will ever know when you interact with me in future dealings.
>>155785045We're gonna lock in and meme our way to winning the cup. This is what I truly believe.
>>155785043Why? So we can get belted?Matildas get destroyed against under 15 A-league sides.
>>155784974Winning against Turkey got us through to the knockout stages.In the knockout stages you just need to park the bus and win through penalty shootouts.
>renamed national governing body from Soccer Australia to Football Australia in an attempt to sound more 'European'
>>155785145I'll know
>>155785148kino then
>>155785045Any team that loses to our premium slurp deserves total humiliation.>>155785131Our groups have been pretty tough over the years though.
>>155785145I can tell by your flag
if this match didnt cure my insomnia nothing ever will
>>155785145Hurry up with my Uber cunt
>>155785145there will be no future dealings
>>155785118Nope. Neither team has been interested in scoring and are happy to advance. We've been grifted out of our time by watching this slop.
>>155785145BLOODY BASTARD
>>155785188jej
watch someone sneak one in stoppage
>>155785045Robbed in 2006, made the world cup every attempt since.Making up the numbers, sure. Just like Brazil are this time round.Never been the same since 7-1.
>>155784374Gee I wonder who will progress from the group stage.
>>155785174quite based desu you have LAFC and Inter Miami CF btw
>>155785210:(
god we suck
>>155785145i read canadian, australian, and bong posts in a jeet accent and burger posts in a taco accent just to be safe.
>>155785250Any minute now...
>>155784964>Anonymous 06/26/26(Fri)13:43:38 No.15578nameneanenaemaemaemaem name
>>155785145THOSE BLOODY BRITISHER BASTARDS SAAR
What's happening in this game?
>>155785228It's obvious in hindsight. I should have put money on this outcome
>>1557847862nd place will get fucked by Argentina in any case anyways but alright, I guess Paraguay should look for that 1 goal.
what if in the stoppage (or extra) time they moved to multiball? I think it would substantially improve the quality of the viewing experience
>>155785308Slurping
>>155784243It's great for fans of people who can't shoot straight from set shots 15 meters from the goal because AFL teams are selected based on how fast and for how long someone can run, not if they have any actual skill>they actually get points for missing
>>1557851856 million jeets in the usa now, Texas is nearly new bindia kekstill under a mil here, saar
>>155785263>7-1.webmkek!
>>155785263yep, 7-1 was fucked up, we deserved that desu, bad year for us, also, didn't know about the 2006 thingy, very interesting
>>155785319>I should have put money on this outcome0-0 was the only way to bet responsibly on this game.
i guess we'll find out which dog shit 3rd place team qualifies in a few weeks when they do all of the calculations. will it be botswana? mozambique? or paraguay?
When should we declare?
Why are english girls ugly but australian girls hot? They're from the same genetics stock except australians ancestry were supposed to be from english lower class and convicts.
>>155785174Pretty gay
>>155785319it was pretty obvious before the game dude
>>155785386that is a true mystery anon
>the beautiful game
>>155785382Declare what
>>155785386The upper english class in the 18th century were inbredThe lower english class back then had superior genetics due to not being filled with incest
>>155785386Sporting and swimming culture. Makes bodies athletic. Trolls grow in England.
>>155785404So you bet 100k on it, right?
>>155785386Sun and sporting culture.
>>155785269it's clown shit. Australians have been calling it 'soccer' since the English themselves did. changing it now reeks of insecurity. I feel exactly the same about the Major League SOCCER teams calling themselves 'football clubs' despite them having nothing in common with the heritage or organisational structure of a true euro soccer club. it's the equivalent of building a replica of an old castle, except the masonry is all a facade and underneath it's steel and concrete
being named Boss has some aura
>>155785386Australian girls are NOT hot, Euro goddesses are everywhere up there. We have none of them...
Will there be more rape and violence at Fed Square this time around?
>FUARK ME If you insist
Austria vs Algeria on Saturday should be fascinating given this game.If you think these two were playing for a draw, a narrow loss is probably the most preferable option in that game.Fathom the slurp.
why
WHEN IS THE FUCKING HYDRATION BREAK
yuge slurperwhy did I even bother
>>155785386Why are Swedish girls brown?
Is the goal keeper allowed to rub one side of the ball against his thigh, thus allowing it to swing through the air?
>>155785002Because of the jews!
>>155785386Irish and Scottish blood mixed with higher class British.
>>155785382gonna declare nothing and end up on Border Security
>>155785472>it's the equivalent of building a replica of an old castle, except the masonry is all a facade and underneath it's steel and concretedon't talk shit about the macadamia castle cunt
comfy game
>>155785386>Why are english girls ugly but australian girls hot?Ugly Australians have the dignity to stay indoors all day
>>155785386all the good breeding stock in England left in the 18th century to America and to Australia in the 20th. £5 POMs, and all that
I CAN'T SCORE>I CAN'T SCOREI CAN'T SCORE>I CAN'T SCOREI CAN'T SCORE>I CAN'T SCOREI CAN'T SCORE>I CAN'T SCORE
i hope these two fucking cowards get the absolute hardest teams, im talking spain germany etc
I almost spent $500 + service fee + convenience fee + taxes + ticket insurance to watch England vs Panama, just to say I've been to a World Cup game. FOMO is killing me bros...
>>155785582COMFY KINO
>>155785386The worst is British girls who come to Australia and spend 2 years on a working holiday visa suntanning 24/7 and then all of a sudden are chubby, 26 years old and look 35 years old thanks to the sun damage.I had to get off dating apps because 2/3 of the girls you see are FUGLY british chicks
2 billion people watch this sport, try to wrap your head around that.
>>155783343It was a top 5 most popular name in Australia from 1996 to 2012 and has been top 60 since 1985.
>>155785574Did anyone see the episode of Border Security where a Chinese tourist was trying to smuggle in multiple bags full of weird "food" without declaring it?
>>155785601aus vs nz is happeningget ready
Great advertisement for Australia to get into this game when you have matches like this lol
Lmao just playing for the draw now
>something almost happened
KWAB.
>>155785643The one where they pretend not to understand? I think so yeah.
>that was the shot you come up with
Perú would've beaten the shit out of those sissies
>>155785626More than half the world's population is low IQ.
wow we made it what an achievement
Both teams deserve deportation.
ffs. Apart from the hot girls, this thread has been as boring as the match
>>155785639>mfw my name was far more popular in a foreign country than my I own
>>155785643I remember that one
>>155785696Peru caca
>>155776619Why can neither team hit the ball with power?
>>155785579I've been there once! Bought some choco macadamias and took a piss (not in that order). They were good.
OH COME ON
>>155785623Every second bitch is named Niamh or Siobhan
>0-0ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
>>155785696Alright enough of you m8
>>155785643That happens literally every episode.
aaaaaah i cant score
>>155785752Small feet, that was their problem.
>>155785792i am its comfy kino
>>155785752it's a mystery. pure luck that this outcome is beneficial to both nations innit?
>>155785626All you need to play it is a ball which makes it super easy for people in poor countries to get into. It's a lot funner to play than to watch though.
Did enough Through to the knock outs!GO YOU 'ROOS
EVERYBODY WINS 0-0
>>155785812
>This is the event that brought /sp/ back to life
>>155785752They're not trying to score
>all these aussie flags
So who do we wanna face?
IVE BEEN TO CITIES THAT NEVER CLOSE DOWN
very fun guys thanks for the match
thats f0-0tball for you
>>155785786and they're all expecting to meet a guy who looks like Jacob Elordi despite looking like melting cottage cheese themselves
>>155785847Well, that's it...Meh.
>>155785870Give me Argentinian qts and no one gets hurt
>>155785045hahahahahahnomaybe with a bit of luck if the other team was having a bad day
vs germany then?
>>155785870Why do you spend so much time in Aussie threads if they trigger you so?
nothing to celebrate here lads
GIGA SLUUUUUURPPP
>>155776619Thanks. It was awful
ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FAIR
SLUUUUUURRRRRPPPP
I should've watched the usa turkiye match instead
>commentator openly admitted they were playing to the tie
>>155785884>Egypt - Iran draw>New Zealand beats BelgiumAustralia vs New Zealand knockout match.
THE BRAVE DRAW
Australia in and Paraguay hopefuly qualify, i'm happy
how was this match different than the disgrace of girona or whatever it is called?
>going 0-0 against a third world country with a third world country that has 1/4th of your population is a "high point" for Australia GRIM
0 - 0WE WIN!!!!!!!
Nothing Ever Happens: The Game
Haramball masterclass. Paraguay is going to eliminate some sucker NT by drawing 0-0 and winning by penalties.
okay but for real, they were playing to draw right?
>>155785884Clearly New Zealand.Just for the history and bragging rights.
Fuck Poppa, poofter owes me $100
>>155785983>>155785983>>155785983
>>155785949Wow what a cool sport. Us Australians and you Americans really need to play this piece of shit.
>>155785975We dont even care about soccer This is all Paraguay has.
So we'll most likely be playing Iran, right? Is there any way in which we won't?
>Switch over to the other game>Turkey score within 20 seconds, beating USAwtf. More excitement in those few seconds compared to 100m here.
haha yanks lost
for sure soccer is gonna take over
>usa just got btfo in the last minuteOHONONONONO
Got the job done.
>>155785974they screwed over a third team on that one, this time turkey was out already
>>155785977Fucking cunts celebrating like they won the cup
>>155786118>we could have finished first if we tried FUCK
>>155785870It was quite awful indeed, but I had to endure it to support our Paraguayan frens
>>155785892based peter allen
>>155786274Thanks chorianon
we actually just qualified for the real world cup
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ZOG BLESS THE JEW ESS GAY
gg paragoy
Who do >we play in the round of 32?
>>155785386Sun
>>155786495In order from most to least likely:BelgiumIranEgyptNZ
That fucking hug between coaches at the start of the game now makes sense. They agreed to tie.What a shitty match
>>155786653who do you guys prefer?
>>155786734Girls with massive cocks.
Yall like to party
