Day of the Dolphin editionNRL>GAME 1Redcliffe Dolphins v New Zealand Warriors3:00pm AEST on Fox and KayoSuncorp Stadium1.45-2.78>Suncorp Stadium is our venue as the 3rd placed Dolphins host the 2nd placed Warriors. The Dolphins secured a 36-22 victory over the Tigers in their Round 16 encounter, their 7th win in a row. The Warriors secured a convincing 38-20 victory over the Cowboys in a high-scoring Round 16 clash. For the Dolphins, playmaker Katoa returns from a knee injury and their Origin representatives are back. The Warriors suffered a major blow with Jackson Ford ruled out for 10 weeks. The Warriors lead the H2H 4-3 since the Dolphins entered the competition Dolphins 1-12 2.90Dolphins 13+ 2.65Warriors 1-12 3.80Warriors 13+ 6.50Dolphins -6.5 1.91 Warriors +6.5 1.89>GAME 2North Queensland Cowboys v Penrith Panthers5:30pm AEST on Fox and KayoQueensland Country Bank Stadium4.35-1.22>The Cowboys suffered a 20-38 loss to the Warriors in Round 16. The Panthers fell victim to an 18-19 upset loss against the Titans in Round 16, their first loss in eight. Jason Taumalolo is named to start for his historic 300th NRL game. The Panthers will benefit from returning Origin stars. Brian To’o has bagged 7 tries in 7 games against the Cowboys. Both teams shared the spoils in a 30-all draw in the most recent H2H meetingCowboys 1-12 5.50Cowboys 13+ 11.50Panthers 1-12 3.35Panthers 13+ 1.76Cowboys +13.5 1.97 Panthers -13.5 1.84>GAME 3Manly Sea-Eagles v Melbourne Storm7:30pm AEST on Fox and Kayo4 Pines Park1.53-2.50>The Sea Eagles suffered a 12-13 loss to the Bulldogs in a golden-point Round 16 thriller. The Storm secured a 42-20 victory over the Raiders in Round 16. The Sea Eagles defeated the Storm 18-16 in their last meeting. The Storm lead the overall H2H 27-19, but Manly has won 4 of the last 6 encountersSea-Eagles 1-12 3.00Sea-Eagles 13+ 2.65Storm 1-12 3.70Storm 13+ 6.25Sea-Eagles -5.5 1.84 Storm +5.5 1.97previous thread >>155787984
hello ausbros
Early game today but i actually woke up early today so maybe by 2am when it starts i am already sleep
>>155810706>>155810911Based international poomunity
>>155810706>>155810911I guess the real world cup is right here!
>>155812010Moses probably set it on fire
Dolphins > Titans > Broncos
4 bongs till game or the year so far
>>155817347For real?
Why is it game of the year?
>>1558182792nd v 3rd, both peems fun to watch, neither peem pedrith
>>155810985>international poomunityEven Irish?
Friday Aussie Sport TV >WC Aus/Par 3.086m (BVOD 1.445m) Reach 4.844m>NRL BRI/SYD 635k (BVOD 157k) Reach 1.298m>WC JPN/SWE 583k (Reach 1.326m)>AFL HAW/GWS 512k (BVOD 82k) Reach 1.564m>WC ECU/GER 379k (Reach 996k)>WC SCO/BRA RPT 377k (Reach 1.389m)>WC TUR/USA 107k (Reach 733k)
>>155820545Based me being a viewer of number two but not number one.
Xerri to the poorm is official Shibasaki to the Bears is all but official
Geheman Shibsaki has signed with St. George Dragons
David Riccio: Any suggestion that Spencer Leniu is a done deal at the Eels is off the mark.
>>155820545What time were those games on? Early morning?
dolphins gonna splash around and have a good time today they're hard to beat at home!
overated in 26:dolhpins, panthers, broncos, stormunderated in 26:tigers, knights, eels, dogs
>>155826638Titans underrated
Reminder that the social retard that was complaining about le masks was a literal pajeet no meme he was indian and he was proud of it
>>155823506Yep Socceroos was the last of the day at 12pm
WAHS finna take the dolphins to the cannery.
Bears have tabled a two-year $500k-a-season deal for Shibasaki, with negotiations continuing as to whether or not they will extend the offer to three years.
Dragons halves prospect Jasias Ah Kee has locked in his deal with the Perth Bears, photographed at Elizabeth Quay over the Swan River in Perth.
THIS BETTER BE FUCKING KINO OF THE HIGHEST ORDER
UP DA FUCKING WAHS
kurt dropwell
SAVE ME BUNKER
Super saturday
NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH
KEKEKwhat the fuck was that
COMEBACK
Family Tips You're in the SplashZONE Edition12 tipped poophins2 tipped WAHS
Kino game
WAHBACK
previous years WAHS would have been bunkered out of that
>>155829214strap in argie. these are the two most kino teams in the comp
How do they even doubt that try?
>>155829282it came lose as he descended but he regathered it enough
>>155829277>two high scoring peems with elite dyep time for kino
>>155829277Holy moly they are pure kino
*gets freed from desire*
GET FUCKED SLOBBO
put it down on the line
no try
Lol Nikorima hit the touch line.
>Shaun Johnson and Luke Keary in the boxStop the kino - I can't even
Stop fucking tmoing every try wtfWhat a try this must be the top offense of league
His foot was out behind the flag dirty cheating bunker
>>155829500These two teams and Penrith are the top 3 in the comp for sure
Both notrys would of been trys in union
>>155829539we spell it yawnion here m8
>>155829538Dolphins are a tier below Penrith and NZ imo.
>>155829539thanks good to know :)
>>155829563Not in attack
>>155829539Please watch our sport
>OFFICIAL LAUNDRY>PARTNER
>>155829595Do you really think so? I'd agree the phins attack can be stellar, but I'd argue it's less consistent than the other two.
OBSTRUCTION
ITS A>WAHBACKWAHBACK>WAHBACK
>>155829595arguably the most exciting team on attack. theyre defence is the bit they are weaker onALSO WAHBACK
>the scoreboard reads 10-4 and you know what that meanshttps://youtu.be/Sd5ZLJWQmssI’m
Shades of that backflip Wahs try years ago
>>155829608Thats what i am doing
>>155829676Nathan Friend forever immortalised in that moment.
>cobgod (((HIA)))
Cobbo's second to last brain cell lost
>>155829672meh
FMD credit to you spergcunt your fake gaucho ‘mick is tiresome and getting to me.
I think you should be allowed to dive head first into people without being HIA'd
>>155829760
>>155829731based nostradamus
>>155829766Why? It's needlessly reckless and you risk hurting yourself and the attacking player.
klein has decided that the wahs win this one boys away peem gets the rub of the green counter: 4
>>155829798its a coconuts biggest weapon
Yes i am the sperg in disguise
The INSIDIOUS sixagain
HIS NAME IS FUCKING HERBIE
we need more people with union experience in this genny
>>155829884Nah, we don't.
PHINS UP :(
fuck off cunt just because your shit spoort & general have literally died doesn’t mean you’ll be accepted into this family
everyone doing the moses
>>155829884I need any people for /rug/, tommorow i am making a thread for the top 14 final but the frogs never show up, /rug/ is comatose till internationals
he's a little guy
it’s turned bitterly cold here in the last hour lads
>>155830012stay warm m8 xoxo
>>155829981for you
Why does he look like he wants to mongle some cock
>tries to milk penalty >gets taken off for HIA instead
Is Morgan Knowles any relation to Shannon?
fuck, marry, kill
That zoom out when they kick is fucking addictive
>>155830100kill matefuck kearymarry johnson (he seems fun) no homo
Lads, I haven't been able to watch any footy since origin 1. Can I get a qrd on the last few weeks of footy?
milky bostock
>>155830121VlandysballsloppafuckwittaKleinbergQueenslanderrrrrs
>>155830154
>>155830121broncosloselol
>>155830121Titans beat the panthers last week they lost yesterdayAnd 2 weeks ago i cant remember who they played but they won with a kimi hattrickAnd the game in nz stadium was kino
the milking has become unbearable
>>155830216*opposition wingers facing Tom Jenkins*
>>155830216the good thing is that the refs aren't falling for it so hopefully it'll be discouraged in the future
holy fuck pompey you fucktard
maybe a touch of line there but not as sure this time
Based Isaako
>>155830288Booba
PHINBACK>PHINBACK
based nikorima used to be shit but he's found his flippers at the phins
Great kick
>>155830254massively overrated mongol retard
>>155830288damn Hooper is looking rough since getting sacked from FOX
>>155830342>Mongol but Pompey doesn’t sound very Mongolian m8?
Phins to score 30 unanswered points in the second.
And here I thought that the Māoris were Dolphin whisperers
so if the warriors lose this, nz has been exposed as frauds in 3 different sports this weekendpotentially a very embarrassing time to be a kiwi
>>155830227
>>155830503aren’t you used it by now?
>>155830537no we used to be decent at sports
>>155830559*ewes to be kek
>>155830631
for me its passing the ball backwards
>>155830216T. me 76 hours into a tug session
>>155830690based dairy famer
Does Egan bring anything to the table other than being a token white guy?
NIKO DED
I think Egan has been one of the Wahs most consist players m8 well at least when he’s not getting heemed
I will not watch any more of this game.
ELITE kick the ball into the opposition's face into try
warriors gassed. they're playing like this is their third game this week.
That's embarrassing
garsed**
petrolled*
i thought you can dive at the ball and you have to pick it up
>>155830503>Soccer >LeagueWhat's the third?
>NO DUMMY HALF
pooriors on tilt
>>155830795Netball
*doesn't play to the whistle*
THAT WAS A PASS FUCK YOU BUNKER BLIND CUNTS
>>155830795cricket
WHY DIDNT YOU TAKE THE TACKLE HERBIE
he was passing back no?
warriors getting the bunker fluff up there but wahs fans will still whinge if they lose
Anyone got a pic of the lad with sensitive ears
ref doing his best to get the wahs back in this
nrl need that second nz team
>>155830841well their "game plan" certainly isn't doing it for them
LE HECKIN SWARM OF DOLPHINS
COBSHIT
>JMK goes off>poophins concede
>>155830810
corrr blondie in the white pants
> bunker denies a legal try> ignores the penalty on that driver>warriors then scorebut nah, nothing suss
cobshit is fucked nsw wins origin 3
does either peem want to win?
>>155830938Klein is the captain now
GET DIVING OUT OF THE FUCKING GAMEREEE
Explain to me how thats not a two man strip if tuapiki has possession
>>155830890
>we'll have a review thanks
CAM ON PHINS
game tying poo looms
C O B S H I T IS BACK BABY
alright i've done it, i've switched the game back on to watch the last few mins.this is probably a mistake.
HEALGODHEALGODHEALGODHEALGOD
P O O T H E T I C P O O F E N S E
obstruction
Thought for sure he'd fucked that
WAHINES
phins robbed by that no try callcompletely swung the game
LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE
HE WILL NOT HEAL
at least pompey can kick conversions
warriors getting the bunker fluff up there but phins fans will still whinge if they lose
Uhhhh poo curse deniers???????????????????????
Herbert incoming
COBGOD IS BACK BABY
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT DEFENCE
This shit is so kino
(((six again)))
SELWYN COBBOPRINCE OF SUNCORP
COBBO TAKETH..THEN COBBO GIVETH
COBGOD COBGOD COBGOD COBGOD
>>155831153C O P EOPE
>>155831077it was a mistake
miss the kick cunt
thanks for the (you)
Warriors just gave up there. Cobbo could have been stopped.
Has Keary disappeared?
ICANKICKO
>>155831171HIA'd at half time
FREED FROM POOSIRE
kick the warriors out of the comp tb h, they offer nothing
Looking forward up the upcoming GAME TIEING POO
>redcliffe chant ???? why are they chanting that
might wah myself
same a single warrior deserving of more than 4/10
kek that was the most anti clutch set of six ever
>pooriors
going to bed
COBGOD
PHINGODS
>>155831170Have another pity (you). Can't imagine being a kiwi right now
back to the worriers of old, I'd missed them
>>155831208I assume you're meaning in the entire history of the warriors being a club?Stacey Jones and uhh.... yeah that's it
has his name is herbie lost his british accent
work just called
gg 'phins massive on defencewahs had absolutely no idea during that one, complete lack of game plan and way too much ballerina stepping. acted like they'd won before the game had even begun.
Lara pitt more like lara spit in my mouth haha
>>155831267They tell you to arrest someone for a Facebook post?
WAHBROS WE WERE MEANT TO WIN THIE ISNT FAIR
>>155831294kek @ pic
Finally a JT that the Cowboys can be proud of.
any one tipped cowwies? apart from the usual suspects
is that based JT's family
>>155831319I’ve already fallen for milestone game meme once this week but I think I’m going to do it again tonight.
>>155831333Princess of Tonga I believe.
Why did they make him look like a half wog half coconut mutt
This is the lamest shit ever.
>>155831349Pretty sure that’s the Prince of South Africa m8
woke up just in time looks like i missed a good one earlier tho
Cross code athletes or as I like to call them - Tegan Levi & the other couple of sheilas
>>155831565nah wahs are fucking soft and just roll over halfway through the seasonfold the club and start the south island kea
>tipped poothers LETS GO COWWIES
>>155831581shut up cunt
THE PRIME MINISTER OF TONGA!
>>155831620he's right though, that was poothetic
Changed my tip to the cowwies for the vibes lads
Family Tips BASED JT Edition 2 tipped cowwies12 tipped poothers
what a career
Family Tips Beanie Edition3 tipped cowries11 tipped pamfers
The savings, lads.
Family Tips 300 Edition4 tipped god guns cows10 tipped poorith
BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF
LOST ON BALL ONE!
EARLY BIFFERS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOREEDIE GETTING EM STIRRED UP TOO THESE PEEMS HATE EACH OTHER
>>155831620mad?
corrr this could be a feisty one
I have $3 on JT for FTS, do it man!
COWFUCKINGGODS GET FUCKED YOU POOTHER DRUG ABUSING REF BRIBING CUNTS
COWGODSOWGODS
>>155831701Lol.
THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND!
>>155831657This one is correct. Only Gummi Bears and (Me) tipped the Cows
>>155831701
>polymarket
Time to hammer those poothers live odds?
>>155831140Bit confused?
>>155831657>>155831665>>155831677
if you think about it poothers are basically nsw and cowwies are qld
SAVE US REF
Do any of you guys remember that lettuce shortage from a few years back, and some places were putting cabbage on burgers instead?
>>155831790Yeah - farmers were purposefully burning their lettuce crops to receive government subsidies. Farmers are parasites of taxpayer funded welfare.
>tackle zero>5 meters from line>reaches out to try and score>4.9 meters short
>poothers are playing like shit >lose the subtlety just REFBALL THEM HARDER
> knock on gets a six againrefball here to rescue the pink panthers
REFBALL
I hate poothers so much its unreal
SCRATCHBACK
I really hate the pink penrith jersey wish they had a better away strip
roll ball penalty looms
I'm not but i identify as a gay retard so i get the benifits of being a gay retard but no disadvantages ok so you cant say anything
Yes, there is a recurring conspiracy theory among NRL fans and rival clubs that the Penrith Panthers are coached to execute illegal "roll ball" or "tunnel ball" play-the-balls without being penalized.Fans and commentators regularly accuse the Panthers of making no genuine attempt to touch the ball with their foot after being tackled—a rule required in the NRL Handbook. Instead, players simply roll the ball backward and step over it to speed up the play.The core details and complaints surrounding this theory include:The Tactic: Critics and pundits argue Penrith coaches this method intentionally to generate quicker play-the-ball speed, allowing them to gain momentum and catch defensive lines on the back foot.The Backlash: Fans routinely express frustration with Yahoo News Australia and on social media forums (like the Facebook NRL Fans Group) about refereeing inconsistency. The controversy peaks when match officials penalize other teams for "roll balls" but appear to let Penrith get away with the exact same technique.The Controversy: The tactic has sparked media debates questioning whether the National Rugby League turns a blind eye to the illegality to keep games moving, resulting in widespread complaints of "Penrith favouritism".While there is no formal proof of an intentional conspiracy, the controversial technique remains one of the most discussed tactical rucks in the competition.
perplexing post
Dinner on the way, lads.
>>155831920WRONG, there have been 2 roll ball penalties all season and they have both been for the panther's opposition when the opposition is ahead of the panthers
>>155831932Corrrr
>>155831932You gonna eat her in or eat her out?
>>155831932would tip her feet pic
finna do a big poo in this lads uber order
>>155831944I'm going to ejaculate inside her vagina.
>>155831959would eat this up, happily
>>155831962Gross lol
where did this discord raid come from
I will never use uber eats again as long as I liveHate those cunts
kek love seeing the poothers confused >wait we do that all the time why did the whistle blow
>order Uber from Johana>answer the door in my NRLW Dragons jersey>she compliments me>we share the meal watching NRLW>get married and watch NRLW>have NRLW childrenproblem chuds?
BOTH THESE PEEMS HAT-SUCK!!
>>155831790No I didn’t notice because I only eat meat.
>>155832008
h o l d o nt ot h e FUCKING b a l l
COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS (they'll take it off them)
>>155832008Only that it didn’t happen
dis fucken ref man, holy shit fuck off
8PT PENALTY TRY
do the NAY NAY
8 POINT PENALTY TRY
HOLY FUCK INVESTIGATE THESE FUCKING REFS
boooooooooooooooooooo
HOW ABOUT A TRY FOR LUKI OR POOWATER?
CURSE THEM
>taking the fucking poo against 12FUCK ME SIDEWAYS CUNTS
Professional fouls should not be a bin.
a panther gets sent off and its still refball in their favourshanking my head
>taking the two with poothers on the ropesCowshits do NOT deserve to win
>wasting a 1 man advantage to ttp
A BIG STEAMING POO!
Curse or no they deserve to lose for that poo
DID HEY NAY NAY BOUNCE THAT
cowGODS
YEEEE HAW
POOBOYS POOBOYS POOBOYS POOBOYS POOBOYS POOBOYS POOBOYS POOBOYS
cowwies are the better side tonight the only thing stopping this from being a blowout is the ref and bunker
Poothers are still winning this you know it's true
elite
:(
WHO LET THE MILK OUT WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO
Just had a quadruple quarter pounder lads.
>>155832314Moar liek quadruple bypass amirite?
that'll go well with your triple bypass lol
whats for dinner tomorrow a double bypass?
>>155832329>>155832330>>155832338Yeah my heart will not thank me for it. Had two large chips too.
fozfail tonight boys
>>155832358They defo haven't been playing as well since he officially signed with them as head coach.
>>155832148>he took a break from posting tranny pornhttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/tnum/155560609/deleted/deleted/
>>155832398?
>>155832148Her legs are so fucking sexy.
>>155832416Very masculine
>>155832428Not really but okay mate.
>>155832416not just her legs
>>155832408Apparently all those posts got nuked the same time a bunch of tranny porn got nuked in another general
>>155832428>t. virgin
>>155832459Enjoy your chippies kek
>>155832466I did lad. Feeling full now.>>155832444More
The gobbledok comparison is funny but it was >>155790606 that got maximum keks >what me worry
>>155832480Bet
>>155832500Kek. I laughed. Do you not like chips lad?
>>155832514Nope. I love em
DAILY DOUBLE POO
>>155832557
>>155832444Goddess.
>>155832454https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/deleted/deleted/country/AU/start/2026-06-20/end/2026-06-22/page/11/theres more of it on the page before, but you can see his posts in there as well
>>155832398For me it was his posts talking to himself getting deleted
>>155832561This is the closest thing to a post about the game on tv for the past 25 minutes >mfw
>aflsperg falseflagging again
>>155832590saved
>birth of quincy dudd>taking the poo
PENALTY 8 POINT TRY INCOMING
HIGH SHOT ON CHESTER THE MOLESTOR
where's argiecunt he'd love all the penalty kicks
BIN THE CUNT
**footy snack review*maggie smokey bbq noodles - 5/10 they're fine but I prefer oxo chicken cube noodles
haha yeah edwards is so fit isn’t he guys it’s almost supernatural haha
IT’S A POO-A-THON
>>155832801rare triple poo poost
BASED FUCKING JT 300TH GAME AND STILL RUNNING OVER CUNTS
THE PRINCESS IS DISPLEASED
ANYONE SEEN CLEARYS PASS
Cleary that was a dudd pass by Cleary
NRL is such a regal sport >princesses>kingsthey all watch our sport
>>155832853You will see dudd passes by Cleary. But you will never see a Cleary pass by dudd
>>155832856TAKE THE POO BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
>>155832856M E L ELGIBSON
QUADRUPLE POOOOO TIME
>>155832856The Tongan princess looks snooty as fuck.
>>155832807I’m not making a quadruple poo one. It’s just too much poo
Liam Martin is such a fucking shitcunt
>>155832889but he's got a degree!!!
>rugby union has too many penalty conversionsbet you guys feel dumb now
COWS WITH THE RARE TRIPLE POO
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHAAAAAAAAA
COWWIESCOWWIESCOWWIES
holy moly
>>155832881
damn hes having a good game
COWGODS DEAFEAT REFBALL
BASED FUCKING NAN-NEIGH
COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS YYYYYEEEEE FUCKING HAWWWWWWWWPOOTHERS CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF
*tink tink tink* Ahem..FUCK RefballFUCK the Poothers
>come on guys we got this >6 minutes left we can make this right *ref and touchies group huddle breaks up*
its OVAHHHHHH
I like Braidon Burns. Seems like a good bloke. Wish him the best
PLAY THE BALL YOU SOFT COCK
2/3 Queensland clean sweep coming up lads
>>155832969Based intercept manifester
>>155832969BASED KNOWER
DATS A TRY
TRY TRY TRY TRY TRY TRY TRY TRY TRY don't be shitcunts you bunker fucks
>Cowboys 13+ 11.50
What the fuck this is crazyWho stole the peds this week?
POOBOYS POOBOYS POOBOYS POOBOYS POOBOYS POOBOYS POOBOYS POOBOYS POOBOYS POOBOYS POOBOYS POOBOYS POOBOYS POOBOYS POOBOYS
>decision made
>>155833019Jesus christ.
>>155833024I love whoever made this picture. His cocky smile cracks me up.
jenkins ded got mobbed by an elite pack its over he's running over the eggs they're hatching runnnn
>>155833030Yes my son?
GIVE IT TO HIM ANYWAY
THE PRINCESS OF TONGA IS PLEASED
>tongan royalty in attendance big if true
>>155833083>>155831333
What a ride.
based cow tippers you lads did well
>lord fucker-fanua
Vonnie sounds a bit hoarse there
>using a brawl to promote a fixturekek the hypocrisy of modern nrl is disgusting
On my way home lads nobody spoil the game for me will be like 10 mins
>>155833151I mean, more Fox using the biff to hype the game but you're not wrong
>r-remember everyone that violence in the game is le bad>but we’re still going to use past instances of it to hype up the games
>didn't show footage of the biffwhat's the fucking point
New thread when?
THE CUMSTER
I BELIEVE
THESE PEEMS HATE EACH OTHER
How do i effectively combat the Sunday Scaries? I have to work tomorrow and am terrified of things to come (job with a lot of responsibilities)
>>155833180Tomorrow.
>THE 40-NIL HILLbased
>>155833201Watching Kalyn Ponga's clinic tomorrow ought to ease your nerves
not sure wearing the dragons kit will turn around the storms season
>>155833201just put the pallet in the racking lil bro
Yeah, it's looking like a real BATTLE tonight.
>>155833222Leaving the red off it is an improvement though
>>155833222Nah lad the Purple V is my sigil
kleins got money on manlyplace your bets accordingly lads
>klein
>>155833201Think of how lucky you are to be able to read and post in /nrl/. The .01%
No Cumster, No win
Someone needs to say something about the state of away jerseys80% of the time they're horrific
>>155833290They tried to fix something that wasn’t broken
I'm home lads you can talk about the game now
Put it on first
>>155833318Hi home, I’m anon
GOATLY
>>155833333Wasted
BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF
>>155833343Don’t ever fucking reply to our thread again
KILL THE POORM
>>155833343I'll waste you, poof
>>155833343Please watch our sport
sure am glad i held off on getting hamole until i knew if he made origin or not
>>155833343Go back to watching soccer, you faggot
GET THIS MAN A BLUES JERSEY RIGHT NOW!!!
>the 40-nil hillkek. cheeky bastards.
SLEEPY
D E A D
OWWWIW WOOOOWWIIIE ME HEADYY WEADDYYYY
DRAG THE CORPSE OFF THE FIELD CUNT
SCORING TRIES LEFT AND RIGHT. HEEMING CUNTS LEFT AND RIGHT.
the brookvale angels on the field again
he lined him up
HEEM
kek
Inb4 Daley STILL doesn't pick Haumole for Game 3
>2 tries in 15 minutes>executed an opposition playerWhy isn't he playing Origin, Laurie?
>>155833439based ancient meme
BACK FENCE BROS
twisted and hurt the inside of my knee at the fridge ladsnow I know what it feels like to be a professional rugby league player
>knock on signalled>forward pass can't challenge
>>155833446>>155833442>Huamole it's Loz. Yeah I saw the game on Saturday and you made it to hard to ignore. You're back in the team! You'll be 19th man as cover for Liam Martin
The Manly-Protected Sea Eagles
>>155833550Tallis Duncan*
BATTLE BATTLE BATTLE
DEFENSIVE SPECIALIST
*squats 300kg in ur path*
trust womanly to make a boring slop saturday night game
>boringalright zoomie
>>155833584I’ve seen enough. Time for Loz to recall Jurbo.
Did Haumole get on the gear pre-game or something?
>>155833577Tallis should have been there at some point but now I don't want Laurie to ruin him
MID AIR BATTLE TRY TRY TRY
Family Tips Battle of the Tippers Edition (Tip Checked™)7 tipped pooly7 tipped poorm
HE'S
Complete mismatch of a game
Bellyache YOU are joining Madge in early retirement
>biggest game of Manly's season (playing a real peem)>dead thread
>>155833734see >>155833674also crickets started
yeah crickets are in here alright *cricket noises*
WE WANT FORTY - NIL
>>155833682>66 years old >early retirement
bud by the time we're 80 the retirement age will be 82
i should go to a game at 4 pines park
>>155833619>24-0 so this is the grindy footy of the boomer era huh
>>155833830Jokes on you I'm not making it to 60 lol
we will have immortality within 15 years
>>155833830Our Super will be all gone too
>A fucking Moana remake
we want 50
I thought poorm were good
>brooks ded>reece walsh will replace him
>brooks suspected ACL
Bellamy bros...
POORMBACK
CUM BACK
Tom doesn't look very Turbo anymore
poor bellyache can't even get mad anymore he know's his peem fucking sucks
BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN REECE WALSH OFF
thats nonsense
based klein keeping his 'phins cowboys poorm multi alive
How the fuck is that allowed? Going back a 20 tap and a few tackles to award the other team a penalty?
>>155834370Based one game a week customer
>>155834388bait
>>155834388If you don’t know you can just say that m8
kek give poorm the spoon poogers could put up a better fight than this
>>155834370broncos lost a player to a more blatant hip drop yesterday and only got a penalty. player even had to come off too.
>>155834402It’s been a thing for a year and a half now. They tested it in the Charity Shield (Lewis Dudd) last year. My one game a week customer jab remains
for me, it's pink moscato
>>155834444he was acting thoughever
>poo taken>nobody cares
all pooed out from last game to be honest
>>155834478we're watching the cricket apparently, Czech republic are playing Serbia
>>155834499
are poorm just gonna excuse the pun, ride the storm and just let belly coach for the rest of the season
Manly aren't actually good. They've had a really good draw conveniently since Foran took over and for some reason get a lot of refball in their favour They will be exposed come September
>>155834558>excuse the pun
who else had money on >1 yellow?eating good tonight
would you believe me if I told you that the ref out there got into $500,000 of gambling debt, the NRL knew about it, investigated themselves and found no wrong doing!?!
>>155834660he wasnt in 500k of gambling debt. he had lost 500k gambling
oh phew thats ok then
2/6 lads hehe going great :D
going to need dom young and corey horsburgh to score 4 each to win this week
corr
>>155834848chippies
>poothers
>>155834806Need about 100 each from Tapine, Sharpe and Taylan May.
>>155834926i was talking num of tries
>>155834806corey is fat and washedsasagi is back though and he's a beast
corey was never good he has a good agent that turned his image from a big cry baby to 'big red'
>>155834936Same mate
>>155834806Sounds like a sure thing to me m8
update on my knee injury from the tackle earlier (twisted opening the fridge) after some rest and some physio work (playing factorio) it has healed on its own and I'm able to walk on it without pain so I'll be able to play footy tomorrow (watch footy)
>5 minutes before kickoff>QLD are in the dressing room and Michael Hagan is giving the final speech>all of a sudden everybody turns around as Cooper Cronk drops the copy of "Le Temps retrouvé" he was reading>there is silence throughout the dressing room>Cronk stands up and joins his teammates in a huddle>he slowly starts chanting, building faster and faster as the game approaches>COGITO>ERGO>SUM>COGITO>ERGO>SUM>COGITO>ERGO>SUM>the entire team is chanting with him now (except for Mal Meninga)>Cronk runs out and goes on to lead the team to victory in historic fashion and Cronk gets a statue in front of the Queensland State Library for his performance
>>155835008Thanks Lara
>>155835016Most of this sounds believable except the part about Cronk being able to read.
>>155835040and qld having a library
>>155834848
>>155835074That's just what they call the Caxton
>>155835040
>mining, agriculture and constructionwelfare parasites
>>155835180And Cronk lives in the adult day care state, I rest my case.
>>155834423>kek give poorm the spoondid they finally fold the dragons?
>>155835367dragons are going to win tomorrow
They could. That won’t stop them getting the spoon
Love you lads so much i have no irl friends to talk to at all I'm a full time carer for my uncle who has congestive heart failure so i rarely get out so yous are the only people i talk to i get extremely depressed every year when footy season ends because the threads die mostly love yous heaps ok night night xoxo
>>155835430get into more sport lad. we all migrate to /cric/ for the summer x
>>155835451We? Whos we? Nintendo Wii?
>>155835451>we allNot all of us. But still good advice
>>155835430
>>155835464well all the >cool posters do. plus we got nz here for four tests this summer and theyre quality at the moment. should be good
>>155835430you are now a summer cricket and bbl enjoyer
>>155835498I literally run this place and I don't come to /sp/ between October and February.
>>155835539Looks like it
>>155835761>I literally run this place
lol poorm
based Manly fans chanting 40 nil lol
typical manly can't count to 40
>>155836684
last for foz agrees with homosexuality in what is supposed to be a family friendly sport
Manly needs to wear the classic maroon and dual white stripe jersey more
