7pm easternold >>155788345
But I wanted to make the next thread :(
>>155810844so Lerfs are picking their next captain?
Who will the flames draft
Hope some good trades tonight
>>155810844You’ll get the next one. Eagerly awaiting your thread, bro :)
just ordered a g shock from amazon for my desk job
>>155810863a superstar
>>155810863one of those jfresh names like rudolfs nose
>>155810868Thanks fren :)
>>155810907I cannot wait for his """picks"""" to fall and the inevitable shrieking that accompanies this even though all of those players are going to never make it out of the AHL anyway.
would you rather draft a guaranteed 3/4th line plug that will play 800 plus games in the league or a high ceiling scoring winger with 20% chance of a 50 goals season and an 80 percent chance of KHL?
>>155810968Former since I don’t want to take risks
Post draft skanks. Here's Meagan Chayka.
who watching the sportsnet meet the prospects show right now and counting the buzz words. So far I have heard "exceptional" and "character guy" at least 100 times.
>>155810988Everyone on /hoc/ is an exceptional character guy :)
Canes offersheeting Robertson is a no brainer with $28M in cap space and a solid team, is it not?
What’s on tap this weekend? I’m thinking karaoke tomorrow
Here's Anna Dua
does it actually start in a half hour or is there another half hour of flag acknowledgement, gary bettman ceremony etc? I ordered a pizza
>>155810863Keaton Verhoeff, if they’re lucky
>>155811004good in the roombest player availablehigh end skillmom was a University athlete
>>155811012I have no idea who these type of freaks are
Have they shown Gary yet?
>>155811030she plays of the month and wears high boots.
>>155810984>Post draft skanksit's still pre draft
I went to the wood because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and to see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not when I had come to die, to discover that I had not lived.
rod won
>>155811050hoc is all about the pre-cum
I'm the first one in, last one out
>>155810984BRUTAL mogging
>>155811058>not posting him tarps offhow dare you cockblock us like this
>>155811065of what?
>JJ Peterka traded againLMAO cancer confirmed
>>155811084Emily fixed her hair issues, good for her
>>155811085You think he’s natty?
just got back from the dudeweedlmao store
forgot to get beer for the draftsad day
>>155810863Flames take Lawrence at 6
>>155811113Remember when Dabres fans were creaming themselves over him? Good times.
>>155811177Any good deals?
>>155811172If you consider getting TRT from your personal doctor as being natty, then yes.
Björck is the best player in the draft btw
>>155811211I want TRT but im worried I won’t be able to have kids afterwards
Hope McKenna's mum dresses slutty and shows some gash.
just been informed i've been dealt for a 4th round pick and future considerations
espn says mckenna is like kucherov mixed with kane and marner
>>155811049apologies I thought it was a pop star
Imagine not being first overall lmao
>>155811308Good luck on your new team, Yamato!
How long is it gonna take from the start of the draft show until the first pick? I'm gonna guess 20 minutes so it's just like one of those hockey games.
my watch is always set to gut check tome
>>155811256Why would you take TRT unless you're a bodybuilder/training influencer or over the age of 45? Makes no sense.
>>155811345I want to bench more
>>155811311They're going to compare every 1st round pick to a current or former NHL all-star.
bodybuilding homos out
>>155811391Eat more or eat different and add more weights or reps then.
>>155811122Nah, she combs over now.
>>155811408I bet you’re a dyel who can’t even bench 2pl8
Im still loling (laugh out louding) at the vancouver canucks. Imagine being last place and not getting the first overall. lmao.
This shit is cringe who gives a fuck about these prospects lives
>chayka's team magically is gifted the #1 pick despite not being the worst team in the league>his skank sister just happens to be there reporting the "news" and the camera will be on her all night that it isn't on garylet me guess, they are jews too. Nice league, gary.
how can you tell which one you're drafting
>>155811503What happens if one of them busts?
>>155811416I’ll go for bulk and then cut when i no longer like my body
>>155811467Yeah the only thing fun about draft day is when someone does something unexpected but even then itll be years before we can call them a true retard. And by that point its not as fun.
>>155811503Ask which one is the better player and the dominant one will point at himself and the sub will try to be nice and point to his brother.
>>155811503me in the 08 chair
>>155811503Tuck Ruck and Chuck Ruck
>>155811503St. Louis is taking both of them
I fuckin hate kyle bulkauskid
>turn on the draft pre show>cringe central Should’ve known desu
Sweet this carel bum couldnt be bothered showing up to the draft. I hope he doesn’t get drafted after this blatant disrespect.
>werenski on the block possibly tonightnext season is going to look strange
>espn has two bitch talking heads covering the draft and some cunt that is doing mocksthe fuck? why is this sport so fucking gay and feminine?
where's bob mckenzie
Hope Gary took extra meds to limit the shakes.
>>155811604Won't change anything for you. You'll still only see 1/3 of the action.
>>155811486Cope the draft lottery was on the up-and-up
who pizza and beer here?
just made one of the best steaks of my life bro's
>>155811012freak bitch
>>155811642multi-puck will change things inshallah
>>155811645>we validated it ourselves and found it valid, and so did our sponsorOh. My mistake. Sorry gary.
Chicago should have sold and called bedard a fag if he leaves.
>no draft tablessoulless draft
>>155811667bitch just chugging honey mustard to the dome?
>>155811650I had burgers but no beer
>some good goy on the left>(((kaplan))) front and center>some dumb blonde cunt front and center>meme black goalie from 15 years ago that didn't do shitNice panel, gary.
>>155811667Ya shes pretty gross
I bet she is ruthless and berates taco bell employees at her brother's behalf
but what changed in toronto though
hoping someone good falls to my islanders
>>155811733racial demographics
>>155811650Meeeee
Just here to see if my Sensies keep the 25th pick or trade it
5 minutes past the hour and the draft hasn't started yet. ffs, they're doing this shit on the fucking offseason too now?
>>155811733I also asked this question and have no answer
the toronto media is making my tummy hurt bros
>>155811747trade to Canucks who then take the Rucks. Fucking do it.
THEY GOT COUCHES
who's the fatass
Bieber is in the buidling and gonna be announcing pick #1
they did the thing live!the 1993 thing@!!
>>155811775Oh, that's me. How's my hair look?
>Casting couches
>>155811777grim
GOT A COUPLE OF COUCHESSLEEP ON THE LOVE SLEEP
who got the stream
>Welcome to the McKenna era
>>155811773i enjoy the hostess club couches. it highlights the real purpose of the draft: getting a fresh twink for your locker room.
>light reflecting off the bald-spotkino
>>155811733Raddysh is big Mckenna is big sundin is based Marner fucking sucks. Chyka owns a bunch of wendy's so hes alright in my books. All the moves so far have been pretty good. But honestly moral was so fucking abysmally low at the end of the season this year that anything is going to make me feel good.
>>155811777shame about the diddy parties and his passed around booty hole
>>155811806Why isn't he wearing one of those jewish hats?
If the laffs pick McKenna, they will fall into the same trap that doomed them for the last decade. No star defenseman to do both offense and defense. Mark my words, I will kek loud and hard for a long time if they pick McKenna.
BOOOOOOOOOOO
>>155811829>square burgers
>booing a man with obvious parkinsons
Booooooooooooooooo
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGARY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
based Gary looking grand and smug
Anyone got a stream?
Apparently Robo requested arbitration and Nill told him to get fucked and is now shopping him around to basement shitters as we speak.
Who the hell are the goo goo dolls why are they here
idk who they are
who the fuck is that on the right
>>155811862you can watch at my house :)))
absolute mogging of gary right now
>>155811848isn't it ableist to not boo him because of that
>>155811809>>155811862onhockey tvretards
>>155811862https://onhockey.tv/
Gary looks so fuckable
I don’t know anything about hockey. Is Gavin McKenna eligible to be drafted? That’s all I’ll probably know.
>Bills guy>wearing Stars coloursWTF IS THIS
>>155811862https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCbghJUc6z8
how is he announcing these trades?
>>155811889Yes hes going to the leafs and I’ll laugh at everyone doubting us when we make playoffs next season.
>hockey player looks normal>football player has a zesty scarf, nose ring, random cowboy hat and sunglassesloljust lol
>>155811866They are from buffalo. Actually had one of the best performances there a while back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HZM0QiuUS8
>>155811866>>155811867band from buffalo they were briefly huge in about 1998AND I'D GIVE UP FOREVER TO TOUCH YOUBECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU FEEL ME SOME HOW YOU'RE THE CLOSEST TO HEAVEN THAT I'LL EVER BEAND I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME RIGHT NOW
>booing the Pegulas>Gary frownsGayr will remember this.
>>155811889No, not until he's served his prison sentence.
This is cringe as fuck, Gary
HURRY UP GARY AND GET TO THE PICKS. WC STARTS UP AGAIN IN 49 MINUTES!!
>>155811902kek. JJ just went to utah. My Wilds avoided another piece of shit. Based Billy G.
damn didn't know Gary had blue eyes like me.
STFU BUST ASS NIGGAS FUCK YOU TOO GARYBITCHBOOOOOO
I've got a really really bad feeling about tonight
>>155811934contact lenses
What the cringe is this
Gary's looking more like Dobby every season
What the fuck is with the hanging belt? Black people do that shit now?
AND THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFSHAVE SELECTED GAVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN MCKENNAAAAAAAAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this nigga thinks everyone gathered for him lmfao
>>155811955slowly and surely turning into Golem
These guys are worse than Gary
>>155811926>Poverty ball
>BS on the jerseykek
what the fuck is this
>>155811956notice how it is always black too? Real subtle...
>>155811955>predator mimics pray
fuck what id give to have a little pocket sized gary
I forgot how much of a jew gary was. Just watching how he moves.
this nigga got nfl and nba on his mind, flubbing all around
OF COURSE THEY'RE REPPING THE GOLDEN FELONSKWABbitch ass kids
why the fuck are the golden k***hts there
Alright >laffs. You got 3 minutes to do something funny
Why hasn't Gary mentioned /hoc/? Did he forget about us? :(
>>155811982only if you promise to take him for walkies and feed him every day
Bettman!
Gary looks way better than Adam Silver did the other night
>inb4 they take Stenberg or trade the pick
One thing I do enjoy about the NHL Draft is that the team's GM, or his grandson whatever, do the announcing. We only have to see gary once in a while.
PHONECALL
>>155811868That’s probably Kevin WeekesGary demands that he be on screen 59% of the time
>Booing the Leafs Cringe and low brow
Gavin's ma looking good.
ya seethe
PHONE CALL
>>155811990we have the Surrey Knights in the PJ (Junior B)
I wanna wear suits everyday bros :(
>you ready to play with cousin bedard?
my laffs make ya real angry dont they
Gavin is on the phone with... the Vancouver Canucks.
>OUR nuckies stuck with Caleb MalholtraSad day for all of us here at /sp/
spoiler alert
>>155812021Definitely worth fighting an Ohioan over.
>that leafs fan already bought the mckenner jersey kwab
Why does Gavin McKenna have a fucking tablet for a cell phone? How fucking big does your fucking cellphone need to be?
What is this shit gimmick?
>has to play for toronto>starts cryingunderstandable
>and with the first overall selection of the 2026 draft, the toronto maple leafs select................... Chase Reid
THE PICK IS IN>it's (you):)
If its not stenberg it says a lot about Toronto management
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>155812014true, seeing Adam Silver on screen during every NBA draft pick is troubling
Flames just won the draft
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>the Toronto Maple Leafs are proud to select... Shane Wright
>>155812041>Caleb Malbustragoing to be our next Olli Virtanen
McKenna's mom looks kinda skanky...
This guy is a bust. What a shit draft.
who's got a stream for the draft?
>Justin BieberThis dude is still alive?
gary owns /hoc/
>pair of multiple first round picks for JJwhat? broons?
any team that doesn't congratulate the carolina hurricanes on their stanley cup is their enemy
BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOH
Gary :)
>>155812057>have to play in tronnaI refuse
Steve dangle!!!
STOP BOOING GARYSHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT
biebs
>>155812067>seeing Adam Silver on screen during every NBA draft pick is troublingI've never seen that person in any NBA draft, because I don't watch shit.
the wiggerfication of hockey has to stop
>>155812073What happened to that kid? He was the #1 pick or something, right? Did he get injured?
of course it's this fag
>diehard fanI remember this twink wearing hawks jerseys
biebs has been 92d so many times he thinks he's in toronto :(
>this twink is the pride and joy of torontokek
HAHAHAH RAPED BITCH CRACKHEAD
is that the weekend?
Cringeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
They got Bieber to call the first pick? Oh it's going to be cursed alright
>all the moms and sisters getting horny as the biebs walks by
what the hell is this just make the pick
I should have known this is what /hoc/ ment by cute celeb
>laffs didn't do the funnyLaaaaaame.
This is cool as hell. Nice job leafs with a unique announcement.
Kek poor mckenna turned his pick into a joke
BOOOOOO
IM GAVIN A GOOD TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
bust
The Toronto maple leafs forfeit their first overall pick for taking too long
ALERT: You are no longer permitted to use the "laffs will go stenberg" cope. Please update your cope phrase to "actually mckenna is overrated." Thank you.
>>155812117He's one of the worst puckbunnies in the league
This shit is so good lmao I’m dying here
The Biebs has spoken.Gavin McKenna has been damned to hell.
Ok Gary deserves to be fired for this shit
why is gary still growing the game to the heated rivalry crowd?
>we
>big Leaf fans since I was a kid
Flames won the draft
Wendy's manager tier decision
GAAAAAAVIN
With Swedes you win
>drafted to Toronto by Justin BieberSomebody better keep McKenna away from all sharp objects and any rope
what's he telling this nigga right now?
Flames literally just won by the leafs doing this btw
Dad called Mckennas mom and sister pocahontas's
Gawd dayum i wanna breed Gavin's sisters>t. Metischad
>calling gary sir
chillax bitch you got court after this kwab
never going to win a cup with that as your favorite song
okay pocahontas let's get the show on the road
>>155812190>if you drag this out a bit longer we can fit another ad break in
>>155812154mckenna is a bust, he will play awful with bustin matthews and pussy knies too
>>155812190He just told him that diddy is waiting for him in the back room.
>>155812192>>155812171Explain?
RIP McKenna's career
Gary can be a funny guy sometimes.Shame what Diddy did to Bieber when he was a kid.
GO LEAFS GOGO LEAFS GOGO LEAFS GOGO LEAFS GO
>McKenna got picked 1stAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!The curse shall endure.
They aren't bringing up his NCAA play because he was complete shit lmao
Oh ffs stop this gay music
>>155812187he knows what it takes to win a cup unlike the Lerfs
>laffs
this nigga justin couldn't have dressed any better? damn nigga. at least a suit or some shit.
>20 minutes in>not even on pick 2fuck this I'mma grill
Didnt matthews expose himself to a security guard?
classy Matthews
This is so lame. Get on with it.
>laffs>amazing history
Matthews gives buffalo the ick
/hoc/ seething
Can't wait to run into Gavin's mom in the Muskokas
Picks going to Utah from Boston: 2026 1st2028 Fla 1st (top 10 protected)
was auston reading from a script?
>>155812233Cope he had an eight point game and he won his fight
>Matthews didn't even bother showing uplmao
>amazing fanbase
Is this faggot going to be on stage all fucking night? Also, is gary because I thought the team's GMs did the picks
no racism
Adult Biebs looks like he was grown in a lab to look like the douchiest white boy ever.
Matthews was held at gunpoint to film that
Austin looks super baked.
Looks like he was actually raped before recording this video
>laffs draft another “assists guy”Who the fuck’s gonna put the puck in the net?
Bustthews is fucking off to an American team to win a Cup by next trade deadline
>Matthews wa reading a teleprompter beside the cameralol
I can't believe Matthews said that with a straight face
bud1
>Matthews hostage videoKek
i wish i had a captain like matthews
Do we really need a post draft interview?
Wait... that's Justin Biebler?? What's he doing here?
GE THE FUCK OFF THE STAGE ALREADY
Is that Indian chick his mom? Damn his dads genetics must be craaaaazy. He looks 0% native.
>>155812294Bud is not in a good place right now, don't mention him.
I've never seen the draft before This is really fucking gay
>The Leafs Bieber-bombed BuffaloLegendary
Congrats laffs, you just got the player that lead his team to T-13th in the 2026 NCAA Division I men's ice hockey tournament
the guy just got drafted maybe get the random celebrity outta here
>>1558122942truemitch2
>>155812312yup
cool story sissy can we see stenberg now?
Oh the song was called Yukon…It was all a promotional stunt for McKenna then… just how much did Gary pay him for a whole fucking song too
Unacceptable for Matthews as a captain not to show up for the 1st overall pick.
>>155812312Yes Shes also been charged for buying alcohol for minors. Not to mention Gavin’s own legal history.
this interview set is actually even weirder than both gavin and justin. Why does it look so bad is canada running out of money
FUCKING GET TO THE NEXT PICKWe shoudl be on 8 or 9 by now
why is bieber getting interviewed lol
The Toronto Maple Leafs plays on Gavin McKenna's mom's stolen land
>>155812319This shit ain't usual for a draft. I guarantee MLSE paid Gary to do this. Its so fucking gay.
>>155812312Most natives are already octoroons
The Laffs are never getting out of the first round with a captain that has THAT hairline, fact.
bettman can try as hard as he wants but no other sport will ever compete with the nfl in terms of a draft people get hyped to watch
>>155812319The NHL excels at being janky and cringe
Keeping the stream muted until the laffs cock sucking is over
what's McKenna thinking right now?
wtf was that garbage song they kept playing when they drafted mckenna? sounded like some retarded child with autotune
CONGRATULATIONS PICK NUMBER THREE YOU ARE NOW A VANCOUVER CANUCKS TRADE ASSETI do hope they trade back though. Draft class is poop after 2
>Schaefer>Calder trophy winner>already a top ESPN reporterwhat can't this kid do
>Picks going to Utah from Boston: >2026 1st>2028 Fla 1st (top 10 protected)
>>155812350We are
That shit took 16 fucking minutes. SIXTEEN FUCKING MINUTES GARY!
>>155812376yukon by justin bieber
COUSIN BEDARD SHOULD BE INTERVIEWING HIM!!!
>>155812376Thats Justin’s new song
>>155812375I can't wait to experience a game 7 in the first round of the playoffs
>>155812349>charged for buying alcohol for minorsSo basically every mom or family member who isn't retarded?
>Bieber thinks he's on the team
>>155812375>who the fuck is this guy
>>155812349ehhhhhhhhhhhhwho gives a fuck lmao. >aaaaahhh he punched a dude>aaaaahhh his mom bought booze for his friends
>>155812358The NHL has been desperate to chase the celebrity clout for a while now.
>>155812375Bieber probably smells like shit
>drafted by justin biebergrim
alright thats enough of the draft back to vidyas ill see the rest of these guys make it to the chel in 4 or 5 years
can he leave yet?can we move on?
>>155812359He looks pretty fucking white to me
No one in this draft is good enough for all this shit interview garbage. Get on with it.
gary this is a sad
McKenna doesn't seem as burger as they usually are
>>155812401Full kit wanker
Rick depeietro great pick pisslanders lol glad we will never forget that laughingstock franchise
Why do all the 7/8ths white, 1/8th native guys have great genetics?I’ve noticed this trend. There was a guy I went to school with who had the exact same blend and similar facial structure to McKenna?
shut uppppppp you geeks
Native women are so fucking hot
the toronto maple leafs are proud to select 1st overall... bud
If I knew I was going to be drafted by Bieber, I would conscript myself into the Army.
Guys forget about the rest of the draft, let's just spend the next 4 hours talking about Gavin
>>155812429he seems dumb, young, and unprepared. A Lerf already.
any uncs know who the fuck Joe Murphy is
>number 1 picks out of NCAAOops! All shitters!
>Bringing up depeirtoKWAB
>>155812079fuck that, manny was a beast for the team
Sharks pick has been in for 15 minutes now...
>>155812429He's canadian
>>155812450quite a gaycoded post by the way
>>155812467Hahaha islanders are an embarrassment franchise
FUCK MATTHEWS
>>155812458I literally just tuned in to watch Gavin get drafted and left. What should I do with my time until the next slate of world cup games start?
>almost 30 minutes in>only one selection madeThank you Gary. Very cool.
>>155812461ya dude. He used to punch face. Gritty player. They don't make em like that anymore.
>>155812467that pick set up jokinen and luongo for parrish and kvasha
Has any recently drafted NHLer ever lived up to the "NHL comparison"?
>sharks
Gary with the new meta of 4 picks an hour.
Time for the Sedins to trade for the 2nd pick as their first real move as GMs.
TIME FOR MY SHARKS
Are Canadian tribal injun x white mixes aryan?
Mitch mentioned
How does the NHL even make money? No one watches this shit.
>>155812472Softpussy gave up in ‘11Rest of the team was too cool to care about losing anyway so whatever
Elliot Friedman said sharks would trade it lies…
KWEEN
>>155812472he really kept his eye on the cup. unfortunately his son barely made the Chiefs, was insulated in a stacked Brantford team that still lost, and will be a 4th line plug at best.
Why does Gary not use his podium
Here's your hockey playing gf youve been asking for
this is so on brand for my sharts
Gary loves the enthusiastic
>black queen for the >shorks pick
Nigger
I'm so happy for my Sharks
OOOO LAWD WE GON DRAF A BUST
Who?
crowd getting to her, she is weak minded
Why is there a black chick on my TV right now?
>>15581249195% of people only care about 1st
Why do bad things happen to me
ANOTHER MIKE GRIER MASTERCLASS
Canucks shouldve picked him but we got fucked.
>>155812533she's a great stickhandler I hear
>>155812533Tall, athletic, knows puck, absolutely obviously smokes weed. I mean there are some real positives here
>>155812533WOULD
Just a heads up to the nuckshits, Chase Reid is a laff, so don't you dare.
>>155812555Shes on the new san jose PWHL team.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEY ACTUALLY TOOK STENBUST
>>155812565as it goes
>>155812557>t. gary
Sharks basically drafted 1st with the leafs mistake
Yeah, shorks. Just keep taking forwards with all of your gary picks. See how that worked out for the soilers a decade ago.
>Drafting swedesThey will never learn
PLEASE TRADE BACK SEDINSPLEASE PLEASE PLEASENOT THE MALHOLTRA CHILDPLEASE FUCK PLEASE
>Dorofeyev traded to the ragsKWAB
WTFFFF should've been a hawk
>>155812596It’s over
Not another Frolunda fraud
>>155812596for what
>the leafs are gonna pick stenberg fags BTFO>Matthews will request a trade fags BTFOGREAT day for #LeafsNation
height mogged into oblivion
Imagine drafting a guy shorter than a girl lmao.
>>155812375>BieberPretty awesome that the NHL is trying to relate to us young people. Its Me, My Mommy, and My Daddy watching the draft tonight
His poor father will probably cut 5 years from his life by having to get up at 4:00 am to see his son play.
>>155812583>pwhland...this is the NHL draft....
Who's the black lanklet? She's cute
>>155812491I think we’re due for another Gavin interview. we have a bit of time
>>155812622he'll grow
Good job >shorks. You still have no defensemen!
>Announcing the 3rd pick for the Vancouver Canucks is......... Kippers!
>>155812610The 5th overall amd gabe perrault
>>155812634Maybe without the dreads
Big mistake
>rags
>>155812596Robo to Vegas then?
>gets hired>instantly drafts his own kidHow is this nepotism allowed?
>>155812667Bust drafting bust what’s new?
this teal nigger is annoying as fuck
Macklin and ivar should make out on stage
>>155812621I'm 5'8
>>155812667Nigga looks like Andrew Tate
>>155812622a jew, a swede and a black walked into a bar>the jew owns it now
>>155812667Literally just to sell tickets
So who's taking the cuck twins?
>>155812656I miss Kippers
>>155812660Personality is what matters dear chuddite
>>155812632NHL will obviously buy it in a few years. Imagine the co-ed All Star Games!
>>155812698I miss her bum bum and her pharmacy
what was with that Peter griffin ass laugh lol. Did anyone else catch that?
Please just announce the trade
Malholtra is already crying, he's obviously getting drafted next. Faggots keep spoiling it.
nuckies changing their pick because of a coach would be so funny
>Dorofeyev tradedHuh?
>>155812632Explain bieber
>>155812719>NHL will absorb it and subsidize the pwhl in a few yearsCorrect.
lmao the nuckies are SO FUCKING DUMB
Friendship with Eklund is OVER now Ivar is my best friend
>35 mins>2 picks madeJust copy the NBA draft and stop with this slow shit. The commentary is also ass.
>for the 2026 pickR E T A R DETARD
>more women
LMAO
>>155812698she's married and happy now
cringe pick
Nepotism wins!
I GOT 7 MAC 11'S ABOUT 8 .38'S NINE 9'S TEN MAC 10'S THE SHITS NEVER ENDS
they should have got NL to make the pick
>drafting your own son
>>155812759Gary. Also, are they seriously going to have these fucking pwhl cunts announcing this shit all night? ff
>Waiting to hear return but New York’s No. 5 pick is not involved.no way the pick in the 20s and "braden schneider" would be good enough...unless...
Vancouver is flat out inept
>>155812698sameI miss her butt
Coach drafts his son, double dipping the the teams funds. Gary turns a blind eye. Very grim.
>nepobaby pickWe knew you could do it 'nucks!
Why not trade the pick and move back a few places? Its not like anyone else was going to get this bust.
NEPO KID
>actress from 20 year old show >can't even bother to show up Kinda sad for Gary
biggie is /hoc/ certified fuck yeah nigga
>fox getting moved to vegas for the doro tradei'd laugh
>>155812805its vancouver, who cares lmao. They have been and will continue to be irrelevant.
>didnt draft a softpusy swedethere is hope
What kind of mutt did hongcouver just draft?
finna hit the bar might shit post from there if none of my dawgs are in
Next generation will pass as white.Trust the plan.
>the zoomgroid that saved the canucks
>>155812721>>155812804
>>155812802Hope it's retarded
what's the trick to avoiding the stage couch interview?
MVP JUST LIKE STEVE NASH
>>155812738>Our gay ass timeline:“Hello Caleb! Daniel and Henrik Sedin here to welcome you to the Vancouver Canucks! Congratulations!”>Cooler not so gay timeline:“Hey Kid, Brian Burke here. We traded our pick to the Rangers. Good luck.”
#NYR acquiring Pavel Dorofeyev from Vegas in exchange for the No. 26 pick, the No. 92 pick and a conditional 2028 first-round pick (condition on the pick is top-10 protected), per source.
>>155812850h-hot
You now remember when Colby Armstrong got humiliated in the SHL and just called it quits.
KEN YADA STATUS?
>>155812818Oh, shit that was colbie smolders? Thought I recognize her.
Nothing wrong with drafting a good Canadian kid.
>>155812873That's not bad.
>such a purity and innocence about himwtf that was creepy as hell
>>155812861dont be good enough to be drafted in the first round
>>155812861I think you already know the answer m8
>>155812873>(condition on the pick is top-10 protected)so fucking dumb this is EVERY fucking future 1st rounder now.
canes broke vegas now they're blowing up their team
>>155812879is that not tyler bozak? why do they all look the same?
>>155812873What are the Golden Faggots trying to accomplish with that?
>>155812900He's getting turned out on the island
Caleb has skinny legs for a hockey player, hope the Canucks let him bulk before they call him up
>>155812924>>155812924>>155812924NEW
saw him play as a Chilliwack Chief. Kid grew as the season go, but never thought he would rank so highly. Happy with him as a Canuck fan and a Chiefs fan, but also not happy as this is a major reach. They drafted for postion and not best player available. Carels, Reid, Bjork are all superior players.
once we get past buffalo's meme pick this will flow more smoothly. All these fucking theatrics...
>>155812900>purity and innocenceThat's the polite way of saying he's a special kid who isn't allowed on the ice without the presence of a parent.
>>155812873>trade for andersson>go into rebuild right afteryuck
>>155812839>Drafted former softpussy’s son insteadAMAZING!
>>155812873drury cooked
