First overall >>155812924
>>155816496are we watching espn or shartnet
binland wins again
>>155816554espn for 2 reasons
WITH FINNS YOU WIN
>two hours in>not even halfway through the first roundThank you Gary.
Another NCAA FIRST ROUNDER BROSSS ZOMG BURGER BROS!
>>155816554espn for emily
>>155816594Blondie's tits and vagina?
Is St Louis going to Ruck around?
>>155816594>fake lips>multiple stains on dresswhore
>>155816204Idk what Canadians are left but he was one of the reasons Sweden went undefeated at the WJC this year.
>>155816686>>multiple stains on dressThink that is just your computer screen, coomer.
>>155816617>non-americans taking all the american uni roster slotslove to see it
Mason mctavish to the blues why is no one talking about this
Mctavish to the blues for the next 2 picks
Hearing mason mctavish has been trading
Columbus won the draft
>>155816777my fuck that would be a stupid move for STL.
Is it official if there’s no red button?
>>155816777lol paid more than Nemec
>>155816594cum on-able face
Damn, what a shit return for the Analslime Cucks
>>15581686615 and 29 my bad
>>155816554ESPN now
>>155816866>t. actually thought they would gamble on the Rucks
Gary spreading out the section shout outs to do his trade gimmick is based.
knights got a pick now
>>155816960>they don't want a brother/brother combo on the team like everyone is doingGrim.
>Broons paid more for Peterka than the Blues did for McTavishKWAB
> I heard a few days ago (and I genuinely believe) that Carels was 3rd on the #flames list, and they thought he was going to Chicago. They were desperately trying to trade up to no avail.
anyone got that pic of emily kaplan's bald head
>glues
>>155816977They are working the phones as we speak. The Golden Kniggers does not draft.
>be jeets>can draft 6'4" right d>draft 5'4" swede insteadbrilliant.
>>155816594She kinda looks bogged to me. She has nice hair and eyes but her face is all over the place. Lips too big and puffy for her face, nose looks too pointy, lines from her cheeks, fake tan look.
> Marchenko’s camp tells me that as of now he’s unlikely to re sign with @BlueJacketsNHL Lmao piss jackets
>>155817010Twins have different factors to consider.
>>155817062Yeah, two threads back. Go look there.
>>155817153They got that thing though, espn it's called I think.
Gavin McFaggot https://x.com/sportscenter/status/2070638001072243087
>>155817062gotchu bro
>>155817248 thanks bro
>>155817103Viggo has actually played against men and succeeded unlike those 6'5 defensemen playing against kids. He is still a top 10 pick even if he a manlet.
When do the red wings pick
>klepov>from floridaHmm...
>>155816594would suck toes while she talked about inane stats that mean nothing
>>155817222
>>155817280you are retarded. he played against swedes who are not men and just a bunch of faggots.
>>155817298whenever yzerman is good and fucking ready.
>>155817351This is a good point.
>>155817222>dunking on a kid who gives a fuck about his people's existenceCouldn't be American!
heem ALL swedes
>>155817100kek true
Ruck twins… not like this
nips in the pink dress!!!!!!
>>155817351True. Crosby is a faggot you are right.
Quebec is on the board.
MADDOX
with quebecois you lose
>>155817424>crying about americans>sucking injun cock unconditionallyDefinitely cucknadian.
anyone screengrab his sister's pokies?
>>155817495I bought his book at barnes and noble
billy g won
>>155817424He is like 1% Native dude. This is like if a guy went around going full nigger and talking about how he is 1% African
nigga was crushing through shaving razors at 151. He's on Hockey Canada's patented "sterilize yourself w/ steroids to get drafted in the NHL" regiment2. Nigga's gonna age like milk.
Why are so many of these players getting drafted twinks? Might as well call it the twink draft instead.
Who is this blonde chick with the huge tits?
Did Guerin try kissing that dude? wtf
>>155817633pretty sure that's the rule white people enforced in all these countries.
>>155817488Crosby is saving himself for marriage
>>155817623Why are we rewarding second round exit gms? Shouldnt the team that wins the cup have the best gm?
>Ducks let all their free agents walk>Ducks trade away their other guysWe may as well be starting the rebuild over again....
Based Billy G.
They left Billy up there alone.
>>155817735kelly is too fucking based to ever win it
>"Why does Canada need so many immigrants!"cuz all the whites have sterilized their kids w/ TRT at age 10Johnny Gaudreau has more children than the Hockey Canada Olympic roster and he's fucking dead.The shit Canadians do to their kids so that they can make these gay little walks on Sportsnet is legitimately terrifying.
>>155817424No indian kids were murdered in boarding schools. This was debunked years ago.
they just left bill there huh
>>155817735>wild mentioned>instant canacuck seethekwab. what did they DO to you, anon?
Gavin McKenna drugged and raped me at Penn State.
>>155817664This guy looks Native according to Canadians. LMAO.
>>155817833Tulsky deserved it more but the NHL doesn't want to see our pale nerd king shine.He signed Ehlers, traded for Miller and claimed Bussi off waivers
>>155817747The Ducks should make some more trades with the Rangers. They have a bunch of veteran players Verbeek should be interested in like Zibanjihad and Trochek.
>>155817861that's just penn state culture
>>155817861*rhythmic slapping noises intensifies*
>>155817812Leafs don't gaf.They worship hockey players.If some 'roided up 18 year old tells them whites are evil and eskimos are good, they'll chant it mindlessly.It's a dying country of bugmen NPCs.
>>155817861It's not rape if you wanted it.
What’s Utah up to?
You now remember tiji ignla
Does Gary have Parkinson's?
>>155817911McKenna's balls are the size of raisins.Hockey Canada and his dad have pumped him w/ steroids for a decade. This is standard practice in Canada.He'll never reach a woman's womb.He could ravage some bussy, tho.
This thread really is missing someone spamming mad bitch every 60s.
>>155817955getting bootyblasted by wildfires and billionaires w/ data centers
>>155817861what were you wearing?
>>155818003You mean raped bitch-anon
>>155817988Well, patel, leong, ramos and ranjith said so, so they must be right! Sounds like Anti-White-Breeding propaganda to me.
Really excited for this next chapter in #LeafsForever history
>role the tapeGary’s so old school
THEY PUT A BABY IN THE CUP
Why is the fucking stanley cup being raised in fucking utah?
Cancucks should trade Pettersshit already
Why do they show this video before the Mammoths draft pick?
Is this the team from the tranny shooting?
Personally if I was on that team I wouldn’t have touched the cup.
>>155818222Pretty sure
>>155818222Must be.
>>155818222Yeah, the "alt-right-wing ss nazi" tranny kek
>>155818222yes, this is part of the nhl's pride month initiative
>jackies about to lose marchenko and werenski in the same off-seasonbrutal, rebuild was needed anyways i guess
>Cup has the dirty germsa nd stench of the Mountain Jews all over itwtf gary
>knights logo with BS (short for buttsex) written on itheatedrivalryfags OUT NOW
It's been over 15 minutes since the Blues drafted 16th overall
>be utah team>dress like the vegas teambased
Do the players pick their song?
bruh im sorry but you have to wrap it up
>>155817861post the webm
>some dumb bitch in the crowd starts crying>(((espn))) cameras all over it before it happens.This is so fucking manufactured and fucking gay.
>>155818362mind would be either IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME or BEHOLD THE KING THE KING OF KINGS
>>155816496Holy shit dude, Stifler got drafted?
>>155818222yup
Who has the best intangibles so far?
I was under the impression that the tranny shooting happened on the east coast somewhere. Not in Utah.
>>155818370kek was thinking the same. at a graduation i went to earlier this year, the commencement speaker kept edging the crowed that he was almost done he'd be like "and lastly before i go blah blah blah blah, and finally blah blah blah blah, in conclusion blah blah" it was gay
TRADE 20 SABRES FFS
>>155818434don't talk about my nigga Charlie Kirk like that bruh
>teams just happen to start shaking hands with each other when the cameras come on.Fake and gay, gary.
>>155818434its hard to keep track
>>155818434It happened in Rhode Island
2 and a half hours and we are barely past halfway of the picks.FOR FUCK'S SAKES GARY
>>155818494>getting killed in quite possibly the safest place he could've imaginedkwaboty desu. him and mackinnon
>>155817988I want to take trt to bench more but clavicular made it sound like it'll make me infertile
Why are you guys trying to rush Gary? Be thankful he’s putting on a big show.
>>155818579sad!
We got a second Finn on the board
lets go finland!
>>155818554Rhode Island outside New York and not some other Rhode Island in Utah?What connection did that team have with the Mammoths then?
Binland winning
and the party don't start til i walk iiiiiin
>>155818579well at least the shooter got off a shot unlike the Habs did haha
>>155818644the nhl draft always reminds me of the opening night of an under-rehearsed high school play. everyone is confused and the pacing is atrocious
>>155818789speaking of which, that montreal shooting sure got hushed up really quick...
Why did they never have the player the flames picked on the stage?
wtf caps drafting a finn? last time was in... 2008 I think?
>>155818789oh no no no
>>155818870He’s busy working on the farm.
>>155818870He chose not to be a part of (((gary's))) circus. He just wants to play hockey.
>>155818914Being drafted is a once in a lifetime experience why the hell are you working on a farm instead lol
Finn draft picks always flop. This kid will be back in Tappara in 4 years
is Gary /ourguy/ ManletChads?
>>155818948cows need milked
>>155818981I wonder if marchand is taller than him
>>155818994He’s a disrespectful brat enjoy him Calgary.
>>155818981Always was
>>155818948You being selected in a draft where some smarmy jew wants to virtue signal all night, you're going early, so you have a fair idea of who is picking you, you have to sit through all of this bullshit in a suit while your mom loses her shit emotionally, then you have to shake everyone's hands and blah blah blah. Plus it is in fucking buffalo. Nah, I would be in my tractor hauling shit too.
>>155818994MOO
>>155818981gary looks like an antisemetic caricature
this dude's mom has a classy look
>>155818964At least he'll be a star in liiga
>>155819120he's devolving into Dobby then into Gollum at his final form
>>155819096I would "try to be funny" and spend the whole night namesearching myself!
Poor kid looks so awkward
>>155819096skipping the draft for no good reason is a bad look. Every kid dreams of hearing their name called and walking across that stage. The team is about to invest millions in you, the fans are excited, and you can’t be bothered to show up? If you’re healthy and don’t have a legitimate reason, it comes off as entitled
WILD TRADE?
Does Guerin have Grave's disease?
>>155819219Nah, fuck them and fuck the fans. Give me my fuckin' paycheck and I'll score goals.
Yeah. How did things go in milan?
>>155819332Hes got bad character not surprised /hoc/ is defending him. Canadian markets don’t tolerate bs like this.
>>155818914>>155818948>>155818994>>155819219Guys everything is fine, he's okay and watching the Draft from Ram Ranch with his other cowboy friends
based black guy kek
>mazeltov
WHAT THE FUCK!!! RETARDS
I can go home in 50 minutes :)
>>155819219>muh fans>muh millionsDo you even realize how much of a pathetic maggot you sound rn?
>>155819395
What is Miami University (Ohio)?
>>155819398lel
>>155818870they usually cry after learning
17 pullups is supposed to be good when you are in the peak age of your endurance?
>>155819475https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za5wwChsCwg
>>155819475satellite school. i went to harvard in jacksonville, florida
>>155819475it's called miami but it's in ohio and not florida
Robertson for Werenski incoming
>>155819475retard
>>155819448stay strong!
>>155819474>>155819463showing up for the team that’s drafting you is just common courtesy. You’re making your first impression. Imagine not showing up to your first day on the job. Real bad look.
>>155819510I think it's impressive
>>155819565Boo fucking hoo. Flames can trade his ass to an American team in 3 years then.
Starting to look like my Sensies are keeping the pick
>>155819565It's a dumb retard sport where you chase a rubber disc on skates
>>155819598maybe for like a 30 year old
>>155819616He’s not playing a single game in the nhl anyway. Hes skipping practices and training too. Stick to the farm if you aren’t committed.
>st-stop disrespecting the team and the fans!!!!
>>155819475its like those KFC's that have a Taco Bell as well, so Its like going to the KFC but its at a Taco Bell instead if that makes sense
Who is going to draft Joe Dirt?
>>155819710can't forget about the "sweater" and the "crest"
>>155819768Flyers
>>155819675Bennett couldn't do a single one
>>155819768The Houston Wranglers
Anyone hear anything about Elias Pettersson?
>>155819822he had a shoulder injury
>>155819822that's sad
>>155819768what a fucking chad
What is Grier cooking?
big money Mike making moves
griddy no!
>>155819904fried chicken lol
is this the chayka woman
Ruck brothers soon
>>155819904fried chicken n collard greens
>>155819904>>155819928kek
>>155819928Cool it with the racism
>>155819904something spicy for the twitter girlies
danger: the GM got his guy
>>155819928Kek
For me, it's fried chicken and waffles
an Asian?
Trading up for Ryan Lin is genius.
the next Robertson?
>san jose went with the dinkkek
#linsanity
The Sharks will be stacked for the future
how do they make the jerseys so fast?
The Verhoeff backup plan
In awe at the size of that schnoz
>>155820130Dual Income, no kids?
>>155820174etsy witches backstage
>>155820184Gary's?
>2 of the 3 americans drafted are from the chlholy moly
Can someone explain to me why people talk about the sharks like they’ve actually won anything in their entire existence? Is it because they have a black GM?
>>155820263so what
Who my penguins taking
>>155820258Nah the Chinese kid's mom
KWAB
>>155820291NCAA btfoed
What was buds predraft rankings? I need to compare
>>155820328imagine all the sharks girlies asking chatgpt questions about chinese-canadian culture...
>>155820283They won western conference championship thougheverbeit
>>155820328>born June 19, 2008 (18 years, 7 days ago)
First Ruck twin on the board
>>155820312hopefully a goalie
>>155820488Flames are taking his brother
Kek we got one of the twins
>>155820488Heartbreaking
>>155820449Just like my McDavid
What’s with his mouth lol
Wow. Shittsburgh is gonna break them up huh?
>>155820328hilarious that this person thinks characters being underage has ever been an obstacle to fanfiction writers
>>155820488>>155820537what if they get separated?
the other brother a shitter, kek
>>155820586they have the same mouth
At least I actually heard of him before
>>155820629lmao
Why did they draft the brother with less points
>>155820620Both become busts.
No blacks selected in the first round this year. troublesome gary.
>>155820629Does that mean my penguins can draft him?
>>155820615age has never stopped the average rule 34 artist
>>155820732McKenna is a chug, it's cool
Rucks Sneed and Feed
This fake living room thing with this dumb fucking CUNT hextall is retarded.
>>155820732Gary wants to grow the game with Asians. They'll be exhibition games in Sapporo and Beijing soon
My crappiea picked their first Finn in 20 years. What does it mean Gary?
>>155820732maholtra isnt black?
You think they ever dp'd some chicks up in medicine hat? can't be much else to do up there.
The age of Nippons on ice is upon us.
>>155820981he's just a zoomer
Ok this is boring now cya
>>155820981Hes Indian from India
>>155820981He's Whiter than you, anon.
Why is the arena empty didn’t they allow fans in
>>155821108Wait the Canucks are going to pick soon.
THE YZERPLAN HAS AWOKEN
>>155821036Based! Soon there will be a haikyuu/slam dunk for hockey
>>155820981that guy's chinese
>>155820981he's a mutt
Wow...cancucks are picking at 24. How'd they get that pick? Must've had a nice season but just fell short.
I'm watching Independence Day instead of the Draft and I forgot they had one of Gary's fellow tribesmen in it
Cossa bros… we’re a bust
thought the pens were sneaking back in to keep the twins psychic link intact
Trust ze plan
>>155821238He’s going to draft the other twin
>clock runs out>announce trade>clock restarts
They got a first for fucking Cossa? Is Utah retarded?
Yzerman has a table of 30 people that he isnt going to listen to KEK
>>155820328AO3fags probably think its hotter
>>155821337the clock means fuckin nothing man
How is it still the first round
>>155821373he's tall
>>155821293>one ofThat movie is filled with jews. "tee hee blacks and jews save the world" the movie
>>155820732Thats what the cute black girl was for in the beginning silly
>Cossa for a late first The Yzerplan rears it's ugly head then vomits all over the floor and dies
>>155821337>step 1: trade up>step 2: spend 3 minutes deciding what player you traded up for
I thought the yzerplan was a /hoc/ meme lol
>another american is finally drafted>also developed in the chlcmtsu
>>155821513No, it's very real.
>cucknadian is OBSESSED with Americakek. Every. Single. Day.
>>155821513Its that bad lol
Teams trading up to steal local talent before the Canucks pick again.
why do they all have number 26?
>>155821598Retard
>>155821598
>yzerman just taking michigan NCAA products nowkek. staying local. how's that working so far?
>>155821337yeah that's how clocks work
>wongs trading a goalie prospect to draft a dude named Hurl
>>155821598That's the amount of canadian children gary is sacrificing after the draft.
>>155821598This year is 2026, hence 26. Next year, they will give out number 27 jerseys to the next batche of rookies and so on.
>>155821790Source?
Has there ever been a prospect who was "NHL comparison" to some 4th liner? Because that's what most of these fuckers will become, if that. kek
>>155821790you made that up
>>155821825Check your calendar retard
The final piece of the Quinn Hughes trade is about to be announced.
>>155821868most wont make it past the practice squad
Spencer Moore will be elite on vancouvers top line.
Buddy's looking pretty dapper
>Canuck fans are disabledJust....
>American is drafted>to Iran
Based Spencer
>>155821982looks a little undersized
MY PLAN IS COMING INTO FORMATION YOU'LL NEVER STAND A CHANCE
bless his heart lol
This is just sad
>Hello, my son is retarded.
>>155821919Ugh, I'm so anxious to see what AHLer my wilds could have drafted instead of the best OFD in the NHL.
Alright time for my Sensies. Are they keeping or trading the pick?
>>155822049We don’t use that word anymore
smooth delivery with no mush mouth, good on him.
>>155821790nah that's dumb as fuck
Get this disgusting freak off the tv wtf
>>155821790if you say so
Who as that curvy dime-piece in the green dress. Daddy like.
all the jerseys should have 69
All of these prospects have hot girlfriends/sisters. it's not fair
>>155821868who's the rempe comp in this draft class?
>>155822135They will in 43 years anon. You just wait. I'll be 80 and laughing my ass off while watch it. Hope gary is still in charge too.
>>155822029>Let your NHL ready goalie prospect wallow in the minors two years longer than he needs to>Flip him for a late first for a winger you don't needThe Yzerplan is simply too complex and multi-faceted for my mortal mind
>>155822186you want a hot sister?
>>155822226shut the fuck up nerd
>>155822135real mature
>>155822229They have Gibson they don’t need a bust goalie
>>155822254No. Kiss my grits, junior.
>>155822260Who asked, faggot?
I forgot, there are people here that follow the Islamic lunar calendar, making it 1448 a few days ago.
>>155822243pimp her out if times get tough
>me on my way to welcome Ms.McKenna to Toronto
>>155822243you wouldn't? are you gay?
>>155822279>They have Gibson>they don't need a bust goalie
>>155822279Gibson sucked for the first quarter of the season got good for the middle then went back to sucking in the final quarter. He's also 33.
Are the rucks any good? Did my penguins draft the better one? Can they draft the other one?
>my Sensies kept the pickLame
I hate swedes with two last names. Hate them.
>>155822366nonono
>>155822226Settle down terence
Current year is 2026. Snes got a kid who's game tape looks like it is from 1975
shit pick
why dont they make the draft like the LeMan's races and go all day and night long without a stop until everyone is drafted
Why isn't Jonas there?
>>155822425He’s a boom or bust pick
>>155822385good post
>one retard won’t get drafted because Vegass lost its second round pick
Did Gary fold the Oilers when I wasn't looking?
I used to look at cap friendly every day and now I never even look at capewages or a similar website.
Bullshit that VEE GEE KAY even gets this pick. They disrespected gary's media clowns.
>>155822425I wished Ottawa apologises for the pick.
>>155822343>He's also 33So is Hellecuck>>155822385I think Hoen is a Norwegian surname. It sure as hell isn't Swedish.
>>155822498Yeah
>>155821673this guy spurned my team and busted
>>155822508that is because nothing else compares to the information provided by capfriendly
>>155822542It said "SWE" next to his name. Take it up with gary.
>>155822498They traded all their picks for 32 year olds with an injury history
>>155822454World cup is going on. Imagine how expensive plane tickets from Sweden to the USA are right now
>Habs fans popping off because they went up two spots for a late first rounderJej
>>155822508For me, it was nhlnumbers
>>155822558It’s the same shit I just stopped caring after they went away
fuck you Gary dragging these trades out to the wire then starting it over when pick changes possession
>trade up 2 spots>retard in braces acts like his team just got a future HoFer>>155822550That explains why they haven't done anything.
>>155822588dumb
>montreal trading upKWAB
YOU ARE A GOD KENT HUGHES
>>155822604more ad revenue :)
>>155822366>yes>yes>noIt's weird being tangentially related to an NHL draftee, I'm probably going to see them at a family reunion this summer. I hope the Canucks draft Marcus with their 33rd
Huomenta but the opposite
>>155822366If they dont draft the other one they are retarded
Will they draft someone who will actually shoot the puck? Or maybe someone who will become a cop in montreal and shoot a civilian instead?
>>155822666jen good one, satan
>>155822674seething
>tfw you're trying to get the pressure right on a fart but a little sneaks out towards the end
>>155822566He is Swedish, but his parents probably wanted to keep both family names alive.
Habs are collecting russkies
>>155822666lol
Isn't Gleb the little green dude from Smiling Friends
>>155822674We don't make forced jokes about that shooting anymore
>montreal drafts another Russian bust
>>155822638I'm tangentially related to mendoza and it's weird hearing family members gush about someone i've never meant
>>155822691Sorry you are seethe sweetie.
>>155822718Reddit show
Oh, so you didn't just draft an injured Swede who is one of the oldest guys in his draft year and was projected to go in the third round?
>Habs drafting another Russian bullKent Hughes with yet ANOTHER win
he's not even there kwab
>>155822720I do.
>>155822454be grateful he's on overdrive once a month
gleb is the next alex kovalevscreencap this
caniacsisters how we feeling about round 1
Nigga named gleb
R*ddit is calling trading Cossa for some shit bust sound asset management by Yzertard because "Cossa only played 1 NHL game" like Yzermong wasn't the fucking dipshit that kept him in the minors the whole time.Those knuckle dragging fucking cretins were crucifying Yzersham now he can do no wrong, holy fuck I hate R*ddit so much
cucknadiens somehow took a player with worse video footage than the snes. kek
Gleb Pugachyov
>>155822728>noukwab
>>155822803>gleb
>drafting a zigger
>>155822581true thread is going apeshit
>>155822839he was supposed to be the canes pick...
>>155822805>bitch i'm a hurricaneYeah, a category five.
>6>7
6'7 CHAD
Love from Kazahkstan
mctavish will fit right in on my st louis bruise
>>155822868Any miggers drafted this year?
what part of London, Ontario are the Skolovskiis from?
>>155822978picadilly circus
>>155822978pond mills
>>155822978East London Oblast
>>155822924he'll fit right in your bruised asshole
>>155822978Glen Cairn
>a lot of trades tonightThanks Gary
Let me get some eyes on this guy as a 15 year old
vegas slowly accumulating all the picks
>>155822226i will be dead :)
safe to say the Canucks won this draft
Stop trading in the middle of the show, assholes.
>trading up 1 spotHow does this even happen?>yeah bro, we're totally taking Your Guy unless you give us a completely worthless pick in which case we don't want him
>>155823107Because this draft class is shitShould have been obvious when the projected draft order was all sorts of fucked after pick 2
>>155816594this old lady is looking to fuck some of these teenage boys
STOP DRAFTING SWEDES
>another Swede For fuck sakes
