When do we admit that Martinez wasn't Belgium's problem?
I once fingered a Belgian girl in a Ghent alleyway
>>155822044Hail stalwart Prince William of Orange, liberator of the Netherlands and hero to the Dutch people. It was your courageous effort in the 1568 rebellion against Spanish dominion that led the Dutch to freedom, and ultimately resulted in the Eighty Years' War. Your undertaking allowed for the creation of one of Europe's first modern republics, the Seven United Provinces. You gave your life to the rebellion, falling at the hands of an assassin in 1584, but your death would only serve to embolden the people's charge, and your legacy as "Father of the Fatherland" will stand as a symbol of Dutch independence for all time.Brave prince, the people again yearn for the wise stewardship your wisdom afforded them. Can you once again secure the sovereignty of your kingdom and lead your people to greatness? Can you build a civilization that stands the test of time?
Let's go All Blackeds!
UP THE ALL* WHITES
>>155821879Anime
all whites vs mostly non-whites
>>155822256What in the Civilization 6 intro blurb is this
this game can go one of two wayswe go into half time 1-0 up but lose 2-1or we lose 7-0
I wish our New Zealand friends a win and our Belgium teammate a painless death
>>155821879>a fucking leaf
Hope it's New Zealand vs Australia for maximum keksI have tickets for that game
>>155822523The blessings of heaven be upon you, beloved king Darius of Persia! You lead a strong and wise people. In the morning of the world, the great Persian leader Cyrus revolted against the mighty Median empire and by 550 BC, the Medes were no more. Through cunning diplomacy and military prowess, great Cyrus conquered wealthy Lydia and powerful Babylon. His son conquering proud Egypt some years later. Over time, Persian might expanded into far away Macedonia, at the very door of the upstart Greek city-states. Long would Persia prosper until the upstart villain Alexander of Macedon, destroyed the great empire in one shocking campaign.Darius, your people look to you to once again bring back the days of power and glory for Persia! The empire of your ancestors must emerge again, to triumph over its foes and to bring peace and order to the world! O king, will you answer the call? Can you build a civilization that will stand the test of time?
/ourguy/ who never fails to entertain is sadly not starting
>>155822582we'd need NZ to win and Iran to either lose or draw.
Doku's going to cook these Kiwi's with his new dad energy
We will somehow find a way to lose this.
Can poopeeland get it done?
>>155822961The only thing that nigger cooks is bush meat.
>>155823096Have you considered threatening to cut their hands off if they don't perform?
prediction: we're 3-0 down within half an hour and i stop watching
>>155823121*sigh**unzips anus*
>belgium pulls an uruguaymmm
>>155823121>not BBC placeyou had one job
Is this gonna be a slurper or is gonna be goalslop?
>>155822961>SinghAnd people say Indians can't play footy
Our turn to put on one last stinker
>>155823121>new zealand vs belgium VS belgium
>>155823298make it extra stinky please, like diarrhoea stinkyI am not Indian I swear
>>155823260At least it should have intensity unless belgian players have completly given up after the iran display ((Not impossible desu)). That being said, considering how amazing we've been in front of the goal, you should expect many, many wasted chances, poorly weighted last passes, etc...
>>155823260Belgium is going to fight hard to get into 2nd place, so it's their game to lose.
>>155823295And those people are right
>tfw theres a player called JUST
why tf hasn't Belgium absolutely run away with this group, Egypt and Iran are nothing
>>155823260Slurper.
down t'me last guinness...
>>155822961nah, the typical Belgian way to do things is to completly let everyone down once you have expectations, perfectly describing the Doku situation right now as everyone here is crying to save us after the Iran shitshow. So of course, he's going to be invisible
>>155823295That's Saarpreet Singh to you.
Will Wood?
>>155823394Grandpas refusing to give up their spots while they're past their prime. Should have retired with Hazard so the new block could grow together, but they thought they would give us one last show like 2022, how kind of them.
Fuck, the blonde on the Belgian TV broadcast is beyond qt...
>>155822961>they don't even play for the good NZ a-league teamkek
>>155823503I will always support my fellow boomers over zoomers
I know its like a 1% chance of happening but watching Belgium lose and go home having had the most pathetic go at a World Cup thus far would be deeply satisfyingBut we know they're going to fraud their way through
>>155823434
>>155823545That was our last WC, though
>Lex Luthor reffingKino
>>155822961Do they call him Dazza or Bazza?
>>155823545Belgium not advancing from this group in a year with a round of 32....surely that would be the biggest choke job since, I dunno, France in 2002?
lets go niggers
>>155823503Except the new ones are useless shitters.
CAM ON NZ SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS
Lots of different ways these two games can go.
For me it’s Barbarouses
>Lukaku startingAlright, it's joever
>>155823295Saar he is bro tier Sihk
>>155823545>deeply satisfyingWhy? You field more niggers than we do.
I support my Kiwi friends
>>155822961>dokuhehehehehedouble funny because he's the color of poop!
Reporting in from Old Zealand, which funnily enough borders Belgium
I support New Zealand because they have a Pajeet.
>>155823545i give it about 45% chance of happening
>>155823647Because you got by far the easiest group in WC history and managed two drawsIn a world where justice exists that kind of fraudulence would not be rewarded with a trip to the knockouts
guess ill watch this game
FROM THE BONDS OF STRIFE AND WAR
Saaaarpreet Singh must redeem a goal today
>>155823610And they certainly wont get better if we keep on not playing them and building some semblance of team spirit between them. We're not about to magicaly find some youth to replace them, so just delete the old guard, start building long term. Alas that's something that should have been done post 2020 already, its comical that we still have people like De Bruyne, Lukaku or Meunier
>>155823762you tell 'em, lad*slaps your butt*
>>155823715Who gives a fuck about the knockouts you retarded fat niggersucking yank? Getting to the knockouts is not an achievement. It's about winning the final, and you aren't doing that either.
>>155823815maximum overcope
>>155823600is that us or them?
>>155823815With the way you guys played I guess yeah you dont care about the knockouts
>>155821879Hope belguim loses
>>155823545This, but the USA
>>155823762oh not this faggot stay in your containment thread
>>155823748Meanwhile Argentina is clearing with only 40yo Messi. The problem is not age the problem is we spent a decade fielding Congolese mercenaries.
>my usual stream now has a 4k optionkino, too bad about the female commentator
>>155823545its way higher than 1% Belgium is European Uruguay
>>155823839He's right though, nobody remembers our 2018 run, nobody remembers groups stages, hell most people dont even remember the final's loser. You only remember the winner and some memorable scorelines like 7-1
wow i really hate this player intros thing
SAAARPREEEET SAAAAR PLEASE REDEEM A GOAL OR ASSIST SAAAAAR
>>155822855Grim
is this another slurper?
>>155821879Sticky when
>>155823847I hope you're happy with your ro32 participation medal lmaooooo
Do Belgium need to win this or they’re out?
Literally no one gives a fuck about venezuelaSTART THE FACKIN GAME
>>155823869Yeah sure bro, lets take Messi as an example, great point.
>>155823902it'll be a good watch if you're a belgium supporter
>>155823877Yeah but urgay played Spain, them losing was an insanely more likely scenario than the kiwis beating lelgium
Lol Venezuelans national dish is burger I fucking kid you not
Moment of silence was kino
I like Belgium and will be rooting for you, sorry NZ I wish you could classify as well
When did Belgium get so white? I remember most of them being black in 2018.
CAM ON NEW ZEALAND SCORE SOME FACKING GOALS
>>155823924They need at least a draw
>>155823762>Southern hemisphere Chads will win>We always winneeds an asterisk m8
Nigga, you can’t stop chewing gum for 40 seconds out of respect?
who should i root for???
>>155823924Draw should be enough but honestly send us home anyway if we cant even win a single a match in this group.
>>155821879Did they do that for the other games too?
>moment of silence for Venezuelafor not making it into the world cup?
>>155823290>>155823719Gooner bros we feasting right now
>>155823987New Zealand
>>155823987Belgium losing would be a hilarious choke so that.
>>155823992You can always SLURPPPP it out
I AM GOING TO FALL ASLEEP ANON!
>>155824011yeah
>>155822044that mightve been me
>>155824030Alice?
>>155823970hang on
finally sticky>moment of silenceare people these days so fried they can't sit still for a minute
>>155823719had a gf that looked exactly like that except she had bright blue hair, that was about 11 years ago, she was 17 and that was the best sex i've ever had
If Belgium loses this will people stop saying they are one of the top 10 best teams.currently?
Sarpreet Singh used to play for my local team and he was one of the best players of the team at the time
>>155823121to what religion do i have to convert so i get this in the afterlife?
If Belgium was playing against the aliens from Independence Day, I still wouldn't root for Belgium.
>>155824023If they have to slurp it out against New Sneedland that would be the most humiliating way to advance
>poo peeland
the refball against us this tournament has been insanewhy though? why rig things against the worst team in the competition? what's the point?
>YEEEOW
S T I C K Y
Good luck kiwis
>>155824023Surely there is only so much slurp Trossard can take as an Arsenal player, he already looks dead inside at all times
What do belgian women look like
>>155824079Nah somehow they'll get bumped up to 8th or some shit
That was a loud ass scream kek
>it's real OH NO NO NOOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA >the entire population of Belgium are confirmed faggots with HIV aidsKeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek my fucking sides Disgusting mongrels Southern hemisphere is taking overI repeat Southern hemisphere is taking over*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*Oops just shit on a Belgium faggots headKia Kaha whanau
I will never forgive Belgium for what they did in Africa.
>>155823121any archive with all files so far?
>>155824092Everyone hates your silly war dance that you make everyone watch.
>woman commentatorthe fucking worst one as well vicky sparks
>>155823719khazar milkers my mouth
>>155824111
>>155824127nothing happened
someone help that guy
>>155824111Honestly, not bad around here.
>>155824127fuck niggers
Give it a go kiwis
somebody webm that guy doin 5 fakes in a row
This nigga just spamming the feint
>>155824111kinda like german women, but tilted 90°
that belgian ngubu merc was glitching out
Replaying Okami, what a game
>Doku out of position so Trosshart can play in his preferred spotRudi Garcia what the fuck are you doing, bench this bum ass nigga Trossard already jfc
>>155824141same here guv
>game starts>i need to shit
>IranKwab
This thread is too slow for arrowposting
wow our players are quite bad at this sport
>>155824244He's just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks since we cant score
>>155824092Irrelevant meme country that is not in uefa
>>155824078>the best sex i've ever hadIt only gets worse from there on doesn't it?
Kek everyone is watching the gay match instead of this slurp fest
>it's realOH NO NO NOOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA>the entire population of Belgium are confirmed faggots with HIV aidsKeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek my fucking sidesDisgusting mongrelsSouthern hemisphere is taking overI repeatSouthern hemisphere is taking over*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*Oops just shit on a Belgium faggots headKia Kaha whanau
*ding*this is your captain speaking. fuck jews
Why is lukaku not on
>>155824324Rare?
HAKA BREAK
Belgium as a nation should not exist therefore I want them to lose
>>155824358he's old, can't play 90 minutes
>>155824111Like this basically
>>155824344KWAB
>>155824358belgium needs to score
>DokuHOL UPHas his baby been born then? i thought he had to go back to Europe because his baby was being born or something but that was scheduled for the Semi finals
How many do the kiwis need? 4?
Shia status?
EGYPT SCORED
I hate Belgium for beating us in the 2014 knockout rounds fuck you fags.
New zealand soccer has been stuck at the same high school level of playing defense and then hoofing the ball upfield and hoping for the best for 30 years
This is the worst WC group of all time
>it's realOH NO NO NOOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA>the entire population of Belgium are confirmed faggots with HIV aidsKeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek my fucking sidesDisgusting mongrelsSouthern hemisphere is taking overI repeatSouthern hemisphere is taking over*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*Oops just shit on a Belgium faggots headKia Kaha whanau
>>155824324your flag makes your post somewhat ironic but what you said is still true so I'll allow it
>>155824389He was gone for the Iran match because of it.
>>155824111Black or brown
>>155824378Where's her bra bros...
I'd consider us lucky if we come out of this only losing like 3-0
I've been alone for so long that I no longer want to be in a relationship. I just jerk off when I want sexual gratification and get a little sad when I see happy couples and then feel a little relieved when I see unhappy couples.
Bros, Egypt have scored. Park the bus and shit yourselves
Man now I want mussels
>>155824412Filler vibes. 48 teams is too much
>>155824092FIFA sucks euro cock
HOLY FUCK OUR TEAM SUCKS SOOO MUCH FUCKKK JUST KICK IT THE FUCK IN THE FUCKING GOAL YOU NIGGGEEEERRRRSSS
>>155824437Please understand, Belgium is a very poor country compared to its neighbours
>>155824463just breed a new golden generation
>>155824378cuteunlike dutch women
Lelgium getting an Egypt bailout fml
>>155824438If we're doing better than 0-3 by halftime I'm considering it a success
>>155824427I never said mine wasnt just as, if not even more mate
gonna turn this off if these retarded faggots keep giving the ball away
>>155824358he's fat and old
Boring
how is that NOT a goal
Let's go new Zealand
>it's realOH NO NO NOOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA>the entire population of Belgium are confirmed faggots with HIV aidsKeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek my fucking sidesDisgusting mongrelsSouthern hemisphere is taking overI repeatSouthern hemisphere is taking over*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*Oops just shit on a Belgium faggots headKia Kaha whanau
SO CLOSE
COME ON KIWIS
WTTFFFF
how the fuck did that stay out kek
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLYSAVEEEEEEEEERA?ERA?
WTF how did that not go in
>>155824378I want to cum on those eyebrows
LOL!!!!
>>155824529ball didn't go in the goal
Fuark
HOW
>>155824378>teased eyebrowsI'm over them.
I CANT SCORE
HOW IN THE FUUUUUCKKKKKK
LMAO
Holy fug
THANK YOU BASED GOAL LINE TECHNOLOGY
no way belgium was onside
that shit was close
>>155824463You need more blacks. Time for a Lukaku 2.0
ayyyyyyy
>do a header into the defender feets
kek,wtf
Belgium has a chance of not qualifying??
SPAGHETTI>>155824491You're not wrong
>>155824376mid-30s is not old...
>416 mins in match till Belgium player has scored Wtf
>>155824448I went to a friend's wedding today, I felt nothingI will masturbate to kpop and go to sleep, like every other day
Hahaha man down
>>155824344>>155824421>>155824537A Belgium chad fucked your gf
Can it be our turn to have the ball now?
kek we're gonna lose like 8-0 or some shit
>it's realOH NO NO NOOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA>the entire population of Belgium are confirmed faggots with HIV aidsKeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek my fucking sidesDisgusting mongrelsSouthern hemisphere is taking overI repeatSouthern hemisphere is taking over*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*Oops just shit on a Belgium faggots headKia Kaha whanau
Kiwivros I don’t think it’s happening
>>155824537that's not what the AI is saying
does this game matter at all?
belgiums outfits look like they work at mcdonalds
I thought it was 0-1 desu
>>155824640or 0-0 with like 35 saves
>>155824606if we lose this match we are 4th , if we win we either 1st or 2nd depending on the other match result , if we draw only a egypt win save us from 3rd place and having to hope we good in the best thirds
>>155824606losing means only 2 points, and iran also has only 2 points so either of them in 3rd place means they are out
>>155824606If New Zealand wins they are out
if that retard hadn’t been on the ground faking he could have scored
>>155824650Yes if Belgium loses they are out probably
>>155824645based
>>155824618It feels nice being a 25 year old zoomer
>>155824423
>>155824650loser gets eliminated, if it's a tie Belgium goes through (as it stands)
>>155824650yes
Trosshart not finishing a chance, who could’ve seen that coming (me. Bench this useless fraud bum pls).
its not fair, these teams have natives and white people playing for them whereas european teams are africanized. and im not even trying to make it statement about migration
Belgies will roja at some point, NZ just has to hold on til then.
is there a such thing as rope a dope in soccer where u just let the other team shoot at you a million times then they get tired or is this just completely over as soon as new zealand's luck runs out
>>155824596You literally are black you nigger lmao. Try to construct a sewage system before talking shit you jungle faggot.
WELL THAT ANSWERS THAT ANON
>>155824665>Iran just equalizedUmmmm, Belgebros?
>it's realOH NO NO NOOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA>the entire population of Belgium are confirmed faggots with HIV aidsKeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek my fucking sidesDisgusting mongrelsSouthern hemisphere is taking overI repeatSouthern hemisphere is taking over*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*Oops just shit on a Belgium faggots headKia Kaha whanau
Who's gonna fuck it up for us? My bet is on Meunier, as always
>>155824378Name? She's a right sheila
yeah other match is betterBelgium is boring af to watch
>>155824803See >>155824409
HOW ARE WE SO FUCKING BAD AT DEFENSE TACKLE THE BALL YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>155824664even better, we win 1-0, from 1 shot on target, and belgium hitting the post 14 times
>>155824828unfair they got the pridebros
I have magic powers, every game I watch becomes a slurper. This will be a 0-0 unless I fall asleep.
BING BING BING BING
>>155824731Why didn't she just wait inside the box?
we got a new meme
>>155824803If this was our 2010 team with two premier league defenders we might've gotten away with just defending for our lives and hoping for a miracle (for example vs Italy) but our defense is absolutely dogshit.>Iran equalizedkek
>>155824731kek
Might switch to the Egypt Iran game actually
>>155821879Tim Payne innit
who will win the right to play Argentina coming off 20 goals win vs Taco Verde
>>155824869There are habbenings in the other game, bro
>>155824612My wife is dutch and she looks exactly like the left with the same ass :^)
>>155824869Thanks for the heads up I'm gonna go watch the egypt iran game instead
>it's realOH NO NO NOOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA>the entire population of Belgium are confirmed faggots with HIV aidsKeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek my fucking sidesDisgusting mongrelsSouthern hemisphere is taking overI repeatSouthern hemisphere is taking over*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*Oops just shit on a Belgium faggots headKia Kaha whanau
>>155824869
Doku more like Dorku
cant even watch this shits these faggots are fucking trashthrow the ball away in literally 5 seconds
sarpreet what are u doing saaaaaaar
>>155824685>>155824676>>155824665Thanks bros
Why does the BBC commentary keep talking about pigeons?
MOST HAPPY BELGIAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPxrGDIbrUU*ahem*
>>155824920Proofs?
Alright so with the double tie South Korea is out correct
ERA
>>155825000>trips
>>155824869No way, I have the exact same power
>>155824920my wife is even more dutch and looks even more like the left but with an even better ass
>>155824869>>155824889Corrrrrr
When does New Zealand start playing murderball
>>155824920Show us her arse mate
Seems like the other match is a lot more entertaining. Shame that free Swedish tv isn't showing it
L I N K P L E A S E
>>155825000Lots of upsets
NO ERA PENAL
>>155824984He's just like me fr
Bit harsh of a penalty
Reminder that a lighthouse keeper in New Zealand got lonely and brought his cat with him to New Zealand. Said cat destroying one bird population by himself because animals in New Zealand aren’t evolved to defend themselves from predators due to isolation. It’s why the kiwi bird is height large nor has flight
another gay handball penhope they reverse it
cool sport
>>155825044I kneel
Please miss, it would be so fucking funny
Friendly reminder that Belgium is not a country and should not have a soccer team at the world cup.
Red and white uniforms on both games got me confused
>>155824920Anon if she's Dutch I regret to inform you that's OUR wife
VAR SAVE US
if that's a penalty then the guy who said it's rigged against nz is right
NO ERA
They really really really wanna give Belgium a pen.
HOLY REFBALL
>>155825070
>>155825099same, it was the same shit with the two previous games, fuck FIFA
how the fuck is that a hand ball
>it's realOH NO NO NOOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA>Faggot capital of the world is literally located in the country of BelgiumKeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek my fucking sidesDisgusting mongrelsSouthern hemisphere is taking overI repeatSouthern hemisphere is taking over*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*Die of aids you fucking euro fuckwitsKia Kaha whanau
DESPUES DE LA REVISIONNO ERA
the most non-pen i've ever seen
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EL BARTO SIMPSON
NO ERAOERA
no era imho
>AFTER REVIEWFUCK OFF
That is era penal for sure
HOWEVER
>>155825120underrated
that looks in line with the body
UNA VELA
LMAOOOOOO
HOWEVAR
Hahahaha
based bald
no era but it should be, this rule sucks>>155825070https://streamseast.is/soccer/760479/uruguay-vs-spain
>Belgium needs refballing in order to win against NZGRIM!
Sanity prevails this time
>>155825105Why would they need to rig Belgium vs NZ lol
>La mano de Dios
no way the ball was going to bounce off of his torso anyways
Based VAR
>elbow outERA
ERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>155825167looks well tucked in
no era bros we stay winnin'
rigged
NATURAL POSITIONUrsula's check didn't clear.
>>155825044>>155824920images
and the corner?
refball
AGUA POR FAVOR
>>155825192they decided that they don't need to yet
NO ERA>NO ERANO ERA>NO ERANO ERA>NO ERA
>ref not saving lelgium for once
>call pen>clearly not a pen>ok corner>but no for some reasonhow does soccer not have this shit figured out yet?
YES FUCK LELGIUM
Was nz allowed to do the haka before the match?
>>155825069called it
SLURP SLURP SLURP
Corner kick denied too lol
L I N KP L E A S E
where is the bald ref from?
No corner???
Pour me up Aussies it's hydration time
No era corner
>>155825271AY CARAMBA
>>155825246Not when we have a jeet in the team
>>155825291NO ERA KONA
>>155825283daddylive
>>155825316:3
>>155825239I mean who cares. First match Egypt didnt get a red for a two legged tackle on Doku, next one Iran gets to foul our players all day long but we get the red, now this. Just let it end really
what is everyone hydrating with? I've got a ultra blue hawaiin monster*sip*
>>155825316cute Apu
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>it's realOH NO NO NOOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA>New Zealand is substantially larger than BelgiumKeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek my fucking sidesDisgusting mongrelsSouthern hemisphere is taking overI repeatSouthern hemisphere is taking over>Our men have bigger penises and muscles tooIt's a sad sad day to be a lil Belgium fagKia Kaha whanau
sarpreet hero of new zealand
>>155825343Who's this slut?
Yeah this one is going to be a slurper
>>155825343why did you leak me :3
>>155824327not really, i can firmly say that was the best sex i've ever had while also thorougly enjoying passionate lovemaking sex with my wife every other day
>HYDRATION BREAK
I'm 29 and have never even kissed a girl
>>155825283Totalsportek
>n1w zealand
>hydration breakjust another way for THEM to sell ads.
BELGIUM GOAL
GOOOOOOOOIKLLLLLLKK
no corner because the handball stops the play btwref didn't fuck up
LET'S FUCKING GO
>>155825366Did you pass your geography exam today
good night
>this will be our worst performance yetwell back to the early 2000's belgium where we played to crowd of 50 peoples and draw against Giants like Albania
There you go..
>Not hydrating with White Claw
Of course it's the Arse player scoring from the corner lel
Why aren’t Australia and New Zealand just one country. I am tired of these made up fake countries like New Zealand and Scotland when they should just be part of their neighbour
>>155825438same i dont think pre puberty counts :(
Nice defense standing there like statues
GGOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
nooooo
BELGIUM
NZ AUS match is DEAD
Fuck this shit sport who cares NFL is where it's at
oshit
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
good job belgium
kiwibros, not like this
what the fuck was that
lmaowhat a retard
gay sport lol
I N E E D A L I N K
Deserved. This is an embarrassing performance
BOSSARD
GET THE LUBE READY NEW ZEALFAGOS
welp it’s ogre poo peeland will never score two goals
UH OH STINKY
>>155824654you say that like it's a bad thing
Honestly that defense is so shit, anything less than 5 is laughable
what were they doing?
lmao nice defending
stick to rugby nz
shittiest wc goal so far but glad it's BOSSARD
What's New Zealand's game plan?
what are these guys doing linking arms
Wtf was that defending
>>155825503>new who? where?
Well it was fun while it lasted
>>155825528nnnnnnnnn Vivi!!!
Cam'on Kiwis start some fist fights and score some goals
I thought he was supposed to be the new di maria
>>155825512unfortunately it do be like that
Went to brush my fucking teeth and missed the goal
Why does Trossard look like that?
>>155821879KWAB
>>155825544since egypt-iran don't believe in pride they are making this game the pride game
NZ is so bad. Hopefully next time we get Tahiti or Tonga or some funnier shit.
Do the Hakka NOOOOWWW
>>155825544he held his own fucking manlmao
>>155825558THEY FINALLY LINKED UPNEED IT OR KEEP IT??
SCORE A FUCKING GOAL NEWZEALAND!
digits and nz will tie it up before half
>>155825453the BBC broadcast has no ads
>>155825544The goats of the southern hemisphere just having some alone time together
Trash conference
>>155821879New Zealand hasnt made 1 shot, they arent gonna score a single point lol
>>155824062why did you cut part of my state fucker
>shits the bed in the easiest group ever>does the bare minimum on the last day to advancename a more hateable team
>>155825557Park the bus and hide under the seats
>>155825603you need at least quads for that
>>155825580where is the keeper lol
Terrible fucking shit sportThird world garbage
>>155825579no, I believe you can overcome the waffle fuckers
>>155825580lmao wtf
>>155825609For me it's Fiji legend Roy Krishna
>>155825487Scotland and England ARE one country, Australia and NZ are separated by a 1000 miles of water why would they be the same country.
Who is the Bo Nix of soccer?
I hate footy, Wimbledon can't come soon enough. Putler please nuke Brussels.
where are the hobbits, elves, etc? all i see are the foolish race of man
The thing about Belgium is, they always try and walk it in.
Why does Trossard look like a 55 year old alcoholic?
Maybe NZ needs Maoris to be interested in soccer.
Ill support the country with the hottest women
>>155825680They really need to make a fantasy race football game. Or another lego Mania
>>155825580VAR bros? Penal?
>argentina vs cape verde>in MIAMI, Messi's homebrb, betting my house on Argentina
>>155825667Brown Malmo hands typed this post
>>155825544WORLD LEVEL DEFENDING
>>155825692Maoris and islanders are only good at being heavy and running into things
INEED ALINKC U N T
>>155825688It's either that or a beer belly in belgium.
>>155825660Ryback
Who is the Joe Flacco of soccer?
>>155825412well that's great, at least i know that now that deriving less pleasure from doing things isnt due to getting old
DOKU PLAYING SUDOKU
last chance to post Tim Payne memes
>>155825609>cook islandyou can't be serious...
>>155825719buffstreams. +its like 10 secs behind
>singh>new zealander
>>155825755
>>155825747Ryback
>>155825544male bonding
>>155825747Fernando Torres
Chris Wood can’t win with these cats.
Thoughts on Little Caesar’s?
the ref view makes the pitch look so fuckin' tiny
Irani slags
>>155825701bloodbowl is the closest thing i can think of
Iran about to send scatland home
>>155825828Yeah but I dont like handegg
>0>shots>shots at goalHAHAHAHAH
>>155825773KIWISGOLFMADRID
>NZ have one of the whitest teams even though their country has tons of asians plus maori?
>>155825815>>155825813Oh no no no Swedebros.
are the NZ team downies or its normal players?
>>155825874maoris only like rugbyasians prefer sucking cock
>>155825874>usa has one of the blackest teams even though they have a ton of whites?
>>155825882>>155825909>>155825915I believe it
>>155825882>>155825909>>155825915ALLAH WILLING
>>155825811aren't their prices basically the same as the other places now cause of inflation, it's not even value anymore
>>155825882>>155825909>>155825915i doubt it
While I like Belgium I'm rooting for my anglo brothers in New Zealand
>>155825366How did you not know that?
Supporting NZ cause they're retarded aussies and aussies are basedbelgium nigger team nigger country, Flanders should join the Neggerlands and Wallonia should be gassed and repopulated with Germans
Guys I think it’s over for poozealand
Would nkubus solve NZ's soccer problem?
just pain status?
nz looked way better ever since that hilariously pathetic goal they gave up
>>155825923>asians prefer sucking cockbased
>>155825915or both?
>>155825812It’s probably more accurate that way, the spaces are way tighter than you realize watching from the sky, it makes you not appreciate the players’ skill as you should
SAAR WHY DID YOU NOT REDEEM THE GOAL
>>155825882>>155825909>>155825915yea im thinking we're back
KDB might be the worst player in the world
kdb was about to kiss him
THERE THERE ANON
jacinda ardern will wear a full burqa in order to plead with the belgian team for a gentler arsefucking, mashallah
>>155825996you would still have to endure growing pains
dont slander my goat KBD
I JUST CANT SCORE
>>155826073Nah, she's fled the country and living over here now. Likely will never show her face in New Zealand again.
>>155825987most coherent macaco
CAM ON JUST
It’s ok CdK I still rate you over Lukaku because at least while you miss easy chances you also do other stuff like press and link up play. But next time please score the 1v1 or that fat Congolese gorilla might get another chance
why are these pussies maxing out defense
the white striker for Belgium isn’t good bring on Lukaka
Fumbling a lot of chances here
De Kanker
i like De Bruyne but i also like that guy with the moustache, dont know who i want to win
>I failed you, Tim
>>155826191de kankerlaere
>>155826162Ahem. See >>155826118Lakaka shall remain benched and maybe be allowed to sub at 70’ because his fat jigaboo ass can outrun tired defenders at that point
>>155826118When CDK takes off his Atalanta shirt he can't even hit a barn.
Is it just me or are New Zealand really small? That one with the moustache can fuck off as well.
>>155825659They're closer than your cunt is to Hawaii
>>155825996They'd still have to be tangentially related, the vast majority are trained in academies in the countries which they play for. You guys have no footy culture, at best you can use unironic full on mercs, no blood relation, no birth relation, just someone given citizenship for the sake of using them in the NT but that's frankly way too distasteful.
>>155826243what about the jeet?
>The one goal we scored was on an absolute defense blunderWe genuinly cant score, its almost amazing
does this game matter
>>155826240Yeah but neither can Lakaka and de Ket still presses and makes runs and draws defenders and passes and does other good stuff while Lakaka stands completely still and points to his feet all game, utterly stagnating an offense
>>155826216He doesn’t need to outrun anyone they don’t need him to run. They need someone to park their fat ass in front of goal and bang in these crosses.
>0 shotswhy the fuck are we even there?
>>155826271It matters to me
>>155826270muhammed leave im having fun or ill revoke your visa
>>155826271uhyeahif Belgium win by enough they win the groupThey drew with Egypt so there Goal Difference actually matters
>>155826264 (me)>no blood relation, no birth relationforgot about>didn't grow up therewhich is what that first point about academies is about.
>>155826287He’s literally too fucking fat to move his feet fast enough to get on crosses, Lakaka is absolutely useless and CdK at least opens things for other players and combines with them. It’s not even close who should start
not sure about the NZ recruitmentthey should have signed kiwior in the winter windowbadum-tsss
>>155826271Belgium needs a win/tie they cannot afford to lose so kind of
>>155826270new zealand equaliser gonna happen just fucking watch , they gonna fucking blunder it near the end , i know our fucking team capability to just collapse
>>155826309Bro, I'm so white I got sunburn watering my plants yesterday
>>155826267He will burn in the lake of eternal hellfire.
>>155826336Based planthaver
>>155826335Literally how? We haven't had a shot in 45 mins
>>155826311Who do they play as 2nd vs as 1st place finisher?
This thread is fucking dead embarrassing display by waffles and kiwis
>belgium play NZ then Australia Its so over
>>155826292saaarpreeet almost had a shot once and it probably would've been a goal but he whiffed
Manlet angry
>>155826100>even the PM moved to ozzy
>>155826329Kiwiest would be ever better ;)
sluuuuuuuuuuurp
>>155826363The belgian voodoo magic will find a way
that's enough for me, shan't be watching the second half
>>155826367>2ndAustralia>1stS.Korea (increasingly likely)/Senegal/Algeria
>Just was born in New Zealand to a German father and Chinese motherGerman genes really do create athletes out of anyone
At least >we could die with some dignity
>>155826368Shut the fuck up fatty. Our team is dog shit but we don't need lip from fat nigger yanks.
>>155826426see you for the 2028 OFC Nations Cup
>>155826456nice. respect
>>155826431Hmm not much diff I probably take guaranteed Aus over possible Senegal
>>155826440It's the only way for Chinese to compete in this
>doubting the Payne Trainpffft, fucking tourists
>>155826368It's an ungodly hour to watch football
I kinda like Trossard, feels like that guy has suffered enough for three lifetimes for some reason
Where the hotties at
why are they advertising messi when he wont play jordan
>>155826465>>155826479>>155826484kek
What's the slurping status guys? 0-0?
>>155826368Six in the morning for us and we're barely out of a heatwave
>>155826493This is why india #1
Unironically belgium are better off second than going up against SK, even as slurpy as they have been.
fuck these halftime talking heads gonna jam some metal
>>155826527Your sisters are both between my thighs doing their thing
>>155826555south korea are getting grouped lol
>>155826524real belgen didnt sleep
>>155826555Nah, I wanna meet the US
>>155826549Nope, 1-0 for belgium
>>155825987>oo oo ahh ahh gib banana
>>155826368matches our football ability
Belgium golden generation is coming home lads
>>155826555If I get to see SK bantz Belgians that's kinda based
>>155826600Coming in the retirement home, hopefully
Honestly SK vs Belgium would be the match of groups shameful dispays
>>155821879even though its 60F outside, i turned on my AC to max just to piss off the europenises.
I am watching this game.
>>155826669nobody gives a fuck mutt
Belgium is still in FIFA’s top 10 ranking btw. Just shows how useless that bullshit is.
We're keeping our best players for 2030 Lavia, Duranville, Godts etc
>If New Zealand finishes 2nd in Group G, they will immediately play Australia in the Round of 32.they have to win for the memes
>>155826687
shartlgium
>>155826702>LaviaPermainjured>GodtsAs an expert on Eredivisie frauds, he is the most fraudulent of frauds
>>155826572eeeeeeehhhhhhhh, DR Congo would have to beat the Uzbeks for them to fully get grouped. Iran would only group algeria rn. DR Congo certainly could beat the uzbeks so I'm not discounting it tbhq
>>155826702>it is the year 2030>Lukaku thinks to himself "One last time... why not, after all... Ronadlo played past 40 after all....">eliminated in group stages
>>155826669At that temp you're basically just moving pathogens but I respect it
not a yellow
>>155826776why are they doing the ACK? this is rly transphobic :/
Kevin 'Washed" De Bruyne
Would FIFA allow the haka?
>>155826746Rank Godts on a scale of Memphis, Bergwijn, Ziyech, Amin Younes, and Viktor Fischer
>>155826851Bergwijn
>>155826766>muh golden generation
>>155826674same but i'm not even sure why, nz is shit and it's almost midnight
>>155826849Why haven't they done it yet anyways isn't that their thing?
Belgium have no upcoming young stars except for Lammens huh
>>155826851Straight up memepiss
>>155826865I see, thanks.>I now remember Kishna as wellEarly-mid 2010s Ajax had some grim ‘prospects’ jeez
AHAHHAHAAH WTF IS UR GOALLIE DOING
gooolllll
Good goal
GK? Eyes?
wake up keeper
BOSSARD BOSSARD BOSSARD BOSSARD
>>155826945
it's over
I swear we can only score meme goals
what a match
sexual intercourse
>>155824244LW Trossard >>> LW Doku
>>155826945Flemish or Walloon?
AHAHAHHHAHA
>hobbits
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>155826945Built for BBC
This is such a terrible sport
kek what a shambles
>New Seaniggerpeepeepoo Land
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
VAR can't even save them
>>155826965Embrace meme magic
>>155826989AHHAHHAHAAH
>>155826758algeria and austria will rectify 1982 by playing out a 0-0 draw, letting them both advance with 4 points
>>155826970He’s somehow 300 IQ’d it by playing both of them at LW at the same time and letting Castagne handle the right flank, Rudi I kneel
>>155826968Ugly. Wouldn't even rape
Im sorry Kiwi bros
BYE NEW ZEALAND
>>155827019You'd rape a moldy doll if you got the chance
>>155826932>>155826954>>155826955wtf you're talking about
uh poopeeland bros?
Good Night, New Zealand. See you in 4 years.
AIEEEEEE SHARPREET SAVE US
>>155827024You will likely face belgium in the round of 16Please rape these faggots
>>155826904De winter
Score predictions? I'm going 4-0
>>155827019you couldnt even if you wanted to. shed beat the shit out of an average jeet 'man'
>>155827058AHAHAHHAAH
>>155827068Come on now, he's a shitter too
>What are you going to have for hydration break anon. A Michelob Ultra 0.0% or a Berry Blast PowerAid for maximum recovery.
>this kills the gooks
nice
>>1558270723-2 greatest comeback of all time
>>155827072Dont count out saaarpreet singh, sir.
>>155827058We will avenge you
JUST
>>1558270725-1
>>155826904Vermeeren, de Winter, Ngoy, and de Cat can be top 6 PL club players.
>>155827119>lost to turksAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
>>155827119You couldn't avenge your way out of a paper burger king bag
>>155827042pls no bully
reddit fucking worships KDB
>>155827078>He genuinely believes this
<— — — IRAN EGYPT HAS BEEN WILD
>>155826904Elie Mbavu
already turned into a slurper, we better at least get some murderball from the Kiwi's it's time to go full rugby mode
>>155827152Fuck reddit, fuck de bruyne, should have left the team with hazard
>>155827157Did they kiss
>>155827157who tops?
there's gonna be a red card in this game soon
>>155827157Putting on a bacha bazi show before the game in honor of pride night was wild but respect
>>155827154>he genuinely doesnt
NZ players getting sassy
kek the bossard hating malaysian stopped posting
I love all of you.
does new zealand have a big maori goon who's on the roster just to fuck people up
>>155827235Even me?
>>155827239its mooow dee chud
>>155827235gay
>>155827239no they're all fragile whites, a jeet and a chink
which game do i watch, this or the arabs
Reckon Australia can beat this Belgium side?
>>155827296Australia no, USA, legit chance
>>155827296honestly, yeah
>>155827296Many are saying this
>>155827235Gracias senor Mister New Vegas
>>155827296I don't think so mr. president
>>155827296no we win wc faggy
>>155825667I love spotty girls so much brosim planting kisses on every single mole
>>155827296Considering how much they struggled with the easiest group in world cup history, yeah probably
>>155827296No
actually a decent save
>>155827296Definitely doable, Belgium can play similar to Turkey and choke a bunch of chances and give one up on the counter. Almost did it vs Iran who are worse than Aus
>>155827262Yes, I love you>>155827278I love you>>155827317I love you too
>>155827157WOULD
>>155827380and me?
>>155827389Yes, I love you.
they need to get rid of this third place can advance shit
>>155827366Meme. We played without Doku, with Lukaku upfront becaise DeKat was injured, one man less, and with Meunier. Apparently we've figured out that Meunier is an actual debuff so, Australia is fine
Unfortunate miss
I'm going to start cheering for lelgium in 10 minutes time.
If iraq and belgium end up with the same w/l/d and the same gd, who gets top of the group?
n-never in d-doubt
Well since Belgium is beating the mighty New Zealand it only makes sense to bump them up in the rankings againIm thinking 5th at least
New Zealand is actually giving up..
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De Bruyne legit cant score
kevin kinda depressed but redeemedgooooll
it was already over so it can't get more over
>>155827475>
Kiwis this is embarrassing>>155827454Depends on good boy points, whoever has the fewest cards
>>155827454comes down to Instagram followers, so Belgium
the brown man marches on
KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB KDB
I DON'T THINK NEW ZEALAND ARE GOING TO WIN THIS ONE ANON
finito
>>155827475Okay nvm, I should callout players more often
>So much PayneSo much Payne>So much PayneSo much Payne>So much PayneSo much Payne>So much PayneSo much Payne>So much PayneSo much Payne
Heh, my boy New Zealingz just needs more time...
Can I sleep now? It seems like Belgium is the winner.
>>155827510I remember a warmup friendly I think it was the Tunisia but maybe Croatia one and the spee thread called like 3-4 players shit and every single one proceeded to score or assist kek
My condolences kiwis.
Okay so now, we hold a three goal lead and the other match remains a draw. Lets go.
NZ has the strangest play style. They just leave their defense out to dry, it's fucking weird
>>155827504MOE MOE KYUN
IVE BECOOOME SO NUUUUMB
We can beat Egypt, this is good
Who belgium face now?
all niggas...
gonna go get a beer from the frige, you guys want anything?
>>155827041it was actually a really good strike nvm
>>1558270724-0 getting closer!
>>155827516Watching this again man the kiwi goalkeeper is not doing so great. I know he was moving right but that should've still been within reach
>>155827534De Kat is fucking trash. So is Tielmans. And Doku desu.
>>155827560Senegal or some shit
NZ dood. Wat nou
>>155827565a slice of jarlsberg thanks
>>155827565what's in the frige?
>>155827580Hmmm
Wow this sport is so bad
>>155827565Chuck us a VB
>>155827565no thanks, I've already brushed my teeth
Is New Zealand Tim Payne related to the Australian Tim Payne?
>>155827560Third of A/I/J as long as we remain first, Autralia otherwise
>new zealand>the colony of stray godsDeserved loss and eliminationWorthless nation
I'm sorry i doubted, KDB
>>155827583Now you move to Asia too and leave fuckin' Vanuatu behind.
>>155827565I'm good bro I've been drinking too much.
>>155827611Hhmmmm
GLUP GLUP GLUP GLUP GLUP
How did they not get 9 points from this group?
>>155827612>stray godsstray dogs* lol, i'm drunk
>Onana Its fucking over
Just woke up. How come Belgium is good now?
>>155827587cold stuff
>Sale Maker>Not playing for Israel
lmao what a faggot squad I hope half the players kill themselves
>>155827565A gun
>>155827612>from the colony of the first successful human/monkey hybrid breeding programjajaja indeed
>>155827659Cant have the #1 ranked team in the world get grouped
>>155827565where's my cheese? game has restarted
>>155827659Belgians are just doing OK, it's the Kiwis completely shitting the bed
>>155827659Lucaca hasn't played
>>155827683At least we produce food and good for the entire world. Without us, many "first world" nations would starveAustralia nation is literally parasites.
>>155827595So true. Belgium should become rugby chads. MFP could be a decent wing. Mechele some sort of forward. Trossard a decent scrum half if he bulked up
This Belgium team gives me strong Netherlands 2014 vibes
2G is looking like Egypt.
>9 world cup matches without a win
>>155827565Your dinner thanks
>>155827612>>155827644"colony of stray gods" sounds epicshould be turned into a novel
Giving OFC a guarenteed slot is a good thing because it forces New Zealand (the only team that will ever qualify from OFC) to play outside their bubble every now and then and maybe after a few decades of getting raped at world cups they'll become sort of ok
I now hate all of you.
>>155827735Agree, quarters are def doable
>>155827739Riggi Riggitini Riggatoni Riggazzo Riggeroa
>>155827683I wouldnt say successful, it gave us Brazilians
The most belgian way to get out of this is for Egypt Iran to remain a draw but concede one or enough to no longer be three up. Watch it happen
>>155827771Rude, i just got here
>>155827771Even me?
im tired belgianbros who else stayed up
DELETE THAT VIDEO STADIUM ANON
>>155827813nope put my alarm
>>155827813I did but only because my room is melting, otherwise I would have went to bed
>>155827793>>155827802JK, I love you all but I’m also a master trickster he he he
>>155827763Won't be enough. They need to go to AFC
>>155827724the only thing you produce is gore vids from the favela monkey
Belgians aren't even trying hard now lol, they're full cruise control
KEVIN DEBRUYNE!?
>>155827871Not so sure about that, we need another one as a security insurance, Rest is out of our hands
>>155827839turn on your ac?
>>155827858The diabolical mind of the mehicano
>>155827884The most belgian kids in the world
>>155827884kevin de chinky
LAKAKA
>>155827763>>155827864Christ imagine the quality of the team we'd get from that one OFC slot. New Zealand went 3-0 against the runner up!
Big L
>>155827864But then OFC might as well not have a slot again because zero teams from there outside of NZ will ever be competitive
>Lacaca onNZL 4-3 BEL incoming
>>155827908far better than all of the niggers and arabs which is like 99% of belgiums immigrants
>>155827949It's happening
lmao typical
>>155827791heh
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The slip is on, thanks Lukaku
>JUSTThe comeback starts now
SUB HIM BACK OFF
>>155827970lmao, there's one
>>155827949It begins….
>>155827949lol
OH NO NO NOTHE CHOKE IS IN
can they sub him again?
>>155827975See, and to make absolutly sure we dont score another one we're bringing lukaku on top
how come the hapa can score but the saar can't
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
LOL
LUBUBUENTER
backup striker
>Lukaka subbed on>Belgium concedeCoincidence bros...?
Time for our fat nigger to stand in the way.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What are you fucking doing waffles that was terrible
just is actually good, like chris woodthey are literally are only two good players
>>155827996>>155827988>>155827949>>155827919Apologise.
SAY HIS NAME
more like romelu labubu
APOLOGIZE
>JUSTFUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>Lukaku enter>Lukaku scoreLike clockwork
bruh
>>155828035ah shit
LUKAKUUUUU
This sport is for africans and poors man
BIIIIGGGG LUKAKU BOOM
>>155828046No u
LABUBU SCORESHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Apologize
APOLOGISE
BELGIUM XISTERS?!
someone post cunny
Let's goooooo kiwis!!!!
oh no, no, nothis isn't how my memes go
A P O L O G I Z EPOLOGIZE
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>>155828064I TAKE IT BACKI TAKE IT BACKI TAKE IT BACKIM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY
Whenever Lukaku scores, a belgian dies
LAKAKA HEARD YOU WERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT HIM
R U M A O
>>155821879Lakuku is my less favorite black for btfoed USA back in 2014
MANY THINGS ARE HAPPENING ANON!
My nigga
>NEW PEEPEEPOOPOOLAND
Lukakuuuuuuu
>>155827724You produce nothing of value you favela monkey.
Lukaku's only 4 away from Sunil Chetri now lads
>>155828089The hell is that from
The match became a lot more fun with Lukaku
Noooooo now we have to face Belgium
based lukaku making argentina's bracket easier
>if we beat Bosnia, Belgium is our likely opponentHow FUCKED are we?
>>155828122most likely from your country.
>>155828120Surely he is going to redeem it soon, right?
>>155828109Ynr that time when Lukaku was a wonderkid in FM and prophesied to become the greatest striker of his generation
>>155828130We'll be fine. Would be surprised if the goal difference is less than 2.
>>155827724>>155827783suck my fucking mongrel dick you worthless 4th placed faggots
>>155828148better use the goybeam
>>155828122Indian medical school instructional video
>>155828122Indian cooking show
>>155828148Huh, far from fucked. You're at home. we're super shaky. Also a revenge for you guys, like you can easily see the US win
>>155828148Trump vs Brussels (EU)
>>155828149Sure but what's the source
>>155828148We will expose those frauds for all the world to see
JUST fuck my shit up
I'm Australian, not new zealandan
>>155828148Its unironically better that you face belgium rather than senegal in ro16
>>155828184I got no clue, i downloaded this years ago from /pol/ or something like that.try to reverse image search it on yandex
>tfw Doku and Lukaku are Belgium's best players by a milewhitebros...
>>155828165You'll get knocked out, btw enjoy your sub mexico gdp.
>>155828209can't see the difference sory
four more minutes, four more goals, cam on kiwis
>>155828223Courtois is our best player
>>155828148Last USA-Belgium match I remember was GOATed
>>155828214We beat Senegal 4-2 with out b team like a month ago though
sorry for being racist brazil. One of my good surf mates is a hue my indian racism stands thoughever
>>155828165Show us your skin colour macaco
>>155828247LOL
fuck...
What this pair of matches really drives home, as Egypt and Belgium swap places with every goal, is the kino of goal difference as the tiebreaker, and a reminder of how utterly gay and stupid it was to switch to H2H and destroy any tension in lots of final matchdays
>>155828223damn, whitebros....we're still white.....man that sucks so much.....
Is Lukaku actually good now?
if not for lukaku, belgium would be in the argentina bracket btw
concerning hobbits starts playing in the background
just imagine Lukakus big fat dick diving into a pink belgian pussy bros...
Damnit NZ well nice try
fucking kiwis
He's too good
>Iran scoredKek?
>>155828298If Egypt scores they're cooked
whitebros....the white guy scored....and i'm still white....
We can still win this?
Nah this sport is so fucking bad
Shamefur dispray kiwis
Gools on both strims
the goalie isn't even trying
LUKAKU GOAL AND ASSIST
>>155828343>black man assisted youAPOLOGISE TIMMY
Are Egypt out?
>>155828338What le fug lol
>Egypt thirdTOP FUCKING KEK
>>155827135BANG ON BRAH
HAHA IRAN MIGHT BE SECONDARGENTINA ON THE PATH WITH IRAN/AUSTRALIA
If we Annex NZ we might have a top 8 team
>Tim Payne
>>155828365deserved 2bhmaybe these losers will actually get some good players now
>>155828487Offside so 1-1
>offsideROBBED
>>155828497I think we beat Argentina last world cup so I'm not worried
>>155828588Ah shit
You guys are missing some crazy shit in the Iran-Egypt game
>>155828226>>155828264ok nigger lover, keep living at our expenses
hope they never invite us to a world cup again
>>155828829stfu white trash
>>155828533since we're just letting everyone in this country anyway why can't we get some migrants from football nationswe got a singh playing for us ffs
>>155828799Exposed lol
>>155828829I know it hurts bro but I think you guys can improve
>>155828829its okay kiwi i hug you
Just switch over the NRL new zealand bros, Warriors are gonna heem the dolphins
>>155828872hope they never invite you again either, when was the last time your team actually did anything? waste of a spot.
now i can finally sleep
>>155829037Up da wahs
>>155828829lol you guys basically have a free pass from now on
>>155821879Get this to a 1000 posts
>>155829124No.
it's dead jim
>>155829173Why
>>155829124bury us, get rid of this thread from the archive too
>>155829240Don’t be so sad bro
BYE BYE NZ (NICE FLAG)
>>155829240It's fine you can batter Fiji again in a few months
>>155822523I was rooting for you guys, but now I'm glad you fucked up.
KDB is so washed
>>155828089>>155828122if you put your ear up to an anus, you can hear India
