Flames won the draft
My penguins can draft the other ruck twin tomorrow (:
12727PHIBUF-SJS-PHIMaksim SokolovskiiDKAZ6′ 7″240OHLLONDONThey got big freakin' guy
Detroiet Dead Wongs starting goalie next season.
> It’s probably a decent pick.Won’t be in Pgh for 3 years at least.Will likely get the brother.No team will draft the “other” one when it’s known they want to play together.That’s how twins are.There’s a strong connection.
>>155825247Funny you think Stevie is going to actually play his goalie prospects in the NHL
Cossa is the next Vasilevskiy!YzerGOD can't stop winning
>>155825247How did it finish for pissconsin? I forget.
i cant stop YzerPlanning all over bros aaaaaahhhhhhhh
>>155825415Laila edwards probably won the natty like five times if that counts
>>155825411They traded up for Cossa btw
>>155825514It doesn't.
this thread needs some stella
you guys aren't gonna be laughing this much in April when my wongs make it back in the ploffs beCOSSA my balls in ur mouth lol
he's doing the RACIST HAND SIGN !!! GARY, DO SOMETHING!
>>155824981i hope they do because of the potential twin telepathy kino but one of these teams above them could spoil it just to spite dubas
Don't worry guys, Augustine is projected to be the better goalie!Just ignore how he played only 2 (1.5) AHL games and was lit the fuck up both times, just look at the STATS AND ANALYTICS HURRRRRR DURRRRRR GUH MMMMM STEVIE YOUR COCK TASTES SO GOOD MMMMMMMMMMMM WE ARE PLANNING FOR THE FUTURE THE YZERPLAN TAKES TIME AND I AM BEING PATIENT WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A GOALIE THE TEAM SPENT 5 YEARS TRAINING MUH STEVIE DIDN'T SEE WHAT HE WANTED IN HIM AND MEMBER WHEN HE WON THOSE CUPS 70 FUCKING YEARS AGO HE'S A LEGEEEEEEEEEEND
>>155825768I feel like the one taken in the first round was a reach
@5794its time to relax and smoke a Hoobie
>>155825794Most sane and straight detroit fan
>>155825796true, maybe dubas made an agreement with all the gms in the group chat that he'd pick ruck in the first round instead of the best player he could have in that spot so that everybody below him could hypothetically get a better player, but only if they'd also let him take the other ruck
Draft day as an OIler fan these last few years sure is boring
> The plan moving forward: Dubas is going to continue to look for a significant trade, and if that doesn't work, a series of smaller trades. He said he's not impressed with the July 1 market and won't be spending much money on it.> Dubas essentially said that he wanted to make a big move but simply didn't have the assets that other teams had. He didn't expect top 10 picks to be used as trade bait the way they were.
went to reddit just to see how they reacted holy fuck why are they all so gay>dude your team drated so good. gonna be a beast team soon. GG bros, you guys deserve itthis is so gay. i want every team besides mine to be shit and never win a game. why do they do this gay fake niceities
He looks happy the flames drafted him!
>>155826005coming in peace
>>155826043just came in peace earlier lol
No, a dog could not have played hockey under Jacques Lemaire's system during the dead puck era. The premise is impossible because the intricate teamwork, communication, and cognitive skills required to execute Lemaire's system are far beyond a dog's natural abilities.
Reminder that we only have one (1) more exciting day (July 1st) before it's just plain jane boring offseason
How do I contextualize the hockey draft some these niggas look 13 years old
>>155826005why ya going to reddit buddy
i dont understand the world cup shit bros. no one ever talks about it here especially in america then it comes around and everyone suddenly knows every player in every country in the world. do non americans just watch every league of soccer all year round? how can you possibly keep up with every team in the world's players to that degree? Fucking maxed out thread for egypt and some arabic country like are there really that many americans who apparently know every egyptain fucking player or whatever
Are you happy with your teams' pick/decisions?
>>155826005It's funny looking at Detroit's when 4 months ago they were dogpiling Yzerman like nobody's business but the second Larkin requested a trade they did a 180 back to him like it was his first day as GM.The reactions to the Cossa trade are insane.
Pro hockey trivia: name the player who completely got away with the only in-game, on-ice homicide in history. Hint: Canadians gave him a standing ovation in his game back after intentionally killing an opposing player. He recently was signed by a new team because we live in hell.
>>155826203yes because now the nucks have a cool and rare father/son duo
>>155826203yeah
got a VERY good feeling about the future, lads
>>155826200The American flags posting about soccer are all SoCal Mexicans and occasionally some fag from the pacific northwest.
>>155826253was it the gay guy who was trying to troll the hockey thread
coaches should shower with the players
>>155826200Imagine not knowing M'penus and El Fartquiñho
oh God he's still going on about that dude. its been like 4 years
>>155826253petgrave? that was in bongland when he got the ovation
>>155826261I really hope Verhoeff is competent enough to at least hold a spot in the lineup, whichever pairing he's on.
>>155826261Lin + Wang = the great wall of china
>>155826384for me, its Dang-Lin Wang
This faggot needs to keep my nuckies name out his mouth
>>155826435>Shit talks Canadain teams once>Now he can't stop seething about UT
>no goalies drafted in the first roundgoaliebros... it's over
>>155826384For me, its Long/Wang
>>155826435You know as well as he does that the Canucks legacy is indeed failure
>>155826536Never waste picks on goalies. There's always a goalie available for trade if you have a real hockey player to give up
Canucks and Flames are the teams of the future
>>155826435shannon already made this video but better
>>155826556thought that nigga had a booger for a second, lol
>>155826598true. gone are the days of somebody like luongo going in the top 4 like he did in 1997
>>155826435I have deep empathy for nuckies because some of my teams in other sports are similar to their ineptitude.
I'm in discussions with the flames organization
>>155826609agreed but they need to solve the pettersson question
>>155826704conroy on taking carels over a centre like bjorck: “if you have a guy play 20 to 25 minutes, a left -shot defenceman that can play in every situation, and you know the character that could become a captain one day of the calgary flames, i don't think you can pass that up. I know we want forwards, and forwards are maybe more of a sexy pick sometimes in the draft, especially high in the draft. But i think when you look back, where carels is going to be over his career, we're going to be very excited to have him. He's going to play a long time, and he's going to be a very good player.”
>Canucks and Flames are the teams of the futureDelusional headcanon
>>155826745sometimes the future is bad
the future is teal
>>155826737conroy more like conmoron
business idea: 33 Thoughts, its like 32 Thoughts but you get one more thought to have
>>155824840Hockey is expensive as fuck, this one had a father that stayed. Wholesome winter sport dad, kid's lucky.
The future is actually redNo, I won't elaborate on which team I'm talking about
>>155826795More like con-nor McDavid (sucks!!!!)
bieber needs to lay off the meth
Who gives a fuck about post draft ratings lol. Remember when zadina was a top draft steal? Sorry guys you just don’t know puck.
>>155826853I'm giving my CBJ an A+ if you were wondering
>>155826853*Filip "I'm gonna fill their nets with pucks" Zadina actually
>>155826853generational fumble by detroit here
Congrats on drafting all these elite zoomers mister Black GMhave you considered there's a salary cup and they all need new contracts at the same time
Sharkies win the draft
gotta stop with the racism bros
Omg sharks just heckin won the draft they won the draft lottery through pure skill then drafted the defenceman that everyother team refused to pick so he dropped!!!! Yaassss!!!
why is the CHL so poor and NCAA so rich?
>>155826936everybody will take a paycut so they can keep showering with celebrini after games and praccys
>>155826982ya seethe?
>>155827008i stand not only corrected but also erected
>>155827021No this is some Mickey Mouse logic where we’re all supposed to pretend someone is a good gm for lucking into success
sharks have like the most cap space and money to spend, btw
>>155826295No need to introduce yourself with a description>>155826378Yes. I stand corrected, Mr. Leaf. Fucking Brits.
>>155826963tell that to messiereveryday he gets closer to lynching subban during a live broadcast on the panel
>>155827000some of those schools with D1 programs are pretty pricey lad
>>155826936he has like a trillion dollars in cap space and only a few players in need of very high pay. they're not all going to be making 10+ until that becomes the norm for decent players.
>>155827095ok but they'd have no incentive to dump it into their hockey programs.
>>155827094It's quality television seeing those two together. One might say it's a metaphor for life in the West today. Never forget Vonn was banging him. Double yuck.
>draft worse players because the cap exists
>>155827138i've always maintained that they need to star in a buddy cop comedy
Sharks lost to the senators in the trade
didn't know that queefer sherwood had such a nifty contract
>>155827094To be fair I dont think that's based on race but rather dangerous levels of zest hes being exposed to
I find all of this repugnant
my team sucks lol
>>155827346lol same
step 1: predict ducks will do something stupidstep 2: ducks do something stupid
>>155827211Our Sennies are a trade win machine
Why don’t the leafs just sign Andersson, marchment, and Jenner and win the fuckin cup already
>>155827346chew with your mouth closed you harlot!
>>155827388nic roy would have been the glue but they blew it
Why haven’t Vegas signed andersson yet je was so good for them
>>155826035Lmao he is looking forward to freeezing his ass off all season
all these celebrities announcing the picks makes the draft seem like a real dog and pony showthank you gary
>>155827393please be nice
I heard the Codester is gonna be announcing some draft picks tomorrow
>>155827461i'm sorry but my dad gave me the belt when i was 5 for chewing with my mouth open and now i have an irrational hatred for those who do
The water alliance won the draft
>>155826435Peter Nedvid was mentioned.
>>155827457thurman thomas gaped my asshole in tecmo super bowl
>>155827457Which celebretiree did Gary get this year?
>>155827585Goo goo dollars
>>155827585bieber and some black girl and the girl from how i met your gary
>>155827585https://www.nhl.com/news/topic/short-shifts/celebrities-make-picks-2026-nhl-draftthey had some chick from the avengers announce the canucks pick
>>155826435He forgot about Demitra
>>155827639he died in a plane crash
“OMG I can’t believe they didn’t take [dude] at 24! What a mistake!”*[dude] proceeds to not be taken with any of the following 8 picks and is still available at 33.I wonder if these folks ever sit down and reflect.
>>155827668planes are gay
>>155827668Is that when an entire KHL team died?
>>155827757yeah
>>155827668kelly mccrimmon brother was on the same plane
>>155827416idk but the >rags giving doro 11 milly is insane kek
What about that islanders player that went missing in the mountains and was never seen again. still creeps me out to this day.
bill barilko disappeared that summer
>>155827790>trade 4th overall >best class of defensemen since '08>chance of being best class of all time>obvious you would have had 1st choice at dmen>high HIGH probability for a franchise or even HOF dman____>all you get is 2 players in return>Byram who is decent franchise but low end elite if you even consider him elite >Greenway, aging tough guy o who only played more than 45 games once in the last 5 seasons>literally players you could get in pretty much any free agency or deadline market>your cup window with Bedard isn't even close to closing...>but you traded away 4th overall in a deep class that became 1st overall for defensemen Are the Blackhawks retarded?
>>155827495ya just gotta
>>155827416They're absolutely fucked in terms of cap space. >>155827905He's worth it given his age and production especially so on that team.
>>155827953He was scheduled to arrive in Dundee on August 12. When he did not show up, his family went to look for him. A car he had borrowed from a friend was discovered six weeks later in the parking lot of the Stubaital ski-region resort at the foot of the Stubai Glaciers in the Stubai Alps in Austria, where he had rented a snowboard. His last known contact was with an employee of the ski resort on August 9, who reported that he spoke with MacPherson, and last saw MacPherson departing alone to perhaps squeeze in some final snowboarding and hiking before nightfall.[3]In 2003, 14 years after MacPherson disappeared, an employee of the Stubai Glacier Resort discovered a glove sticking out of the ice of the melting Schaufelferner Glacier (one of the Stubai Glaciers' arms), in the middle of the ski run, where MacPherson's body had lain frozen.[4]>Fall into crevasse and get buried by a snowcat2spooky5me
I was flipping through the bodybuilding magazines at the store and saw an ad for Kraken Pride Month
>>155828164>He's worth it given his age and productionmopr
>>155828203you sure those weren't girly magazines?
>>155828164yeah i think dorofeyev is one where there's some risk but if he's the "worst contract in the league" in a couple years they're probably selling fox, zibanejad, shesterkin, and just tanking, so it's not that important really
>>155828203Kraken rebrand next season
>>155827416since when has a salary cap ever stopped those faggots?
>>155826905bruh, hughes had 485 pts as a d-man and teams passed on him?
STENBERG, VERHOEFF AND RYAN LINThe future is TEAL
>>155828062blackcucks cup window isn't even open. It still has the curtains down in front of it.
>>155828220>He's worth it given his age and productionYes. He's entering prime statistical years and has the potential to be a 40 goal scorer. With the cap going up and NYR having the room they do it's a good contract. They're one of the few teams that manages their cap really well.
>>155828353>*finishes 3rd to last again*SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKS.
>>155828463kid isn't worth more than 9. i'm capping this post btw and will follow up with you in a few years
just happy everyone's having a good time out there playing their game
>>155828251>"worst contract in the league"There's no way that will happen. I could see it with Raddyish though (fucking guy has only played like 3 full seasons and is on the wrong side of 30). That's a desperate contract.
>>155828553in queue for ivalice raids rn
>>155828552>kid isn't worth more than 9Given the state of contracts in the league and the room the Rangers have to play around he is. I'd take him for 11 over Eichel for 13.5.
>>155828353we back up
>>155828761
>>155828553making two magic decks right now one is goblins and haste the other is white knights tokens and life
>>155828747>I'd take him for 11 over Eichel for 13.5.shant be baited further
>>155827401got dam
>>155827193Except Danny Glover is likable at least on screen
>>155828830Doro scores more than Eichel despite having 5 less minutes of ice time per game.
>>155828830He's also 5 years younger.
>>155828830he's right though retard
>>155828605Defensemen typically do not begin to peak until their 30s
>>155829134>copeGood thing you're locked in for 8 years on a 35+ contract so you'll be paying him no matter what! I'm sure that's a great move considering you have 3 seasons total to be basing it on! Lol.
>>155829237>you’re>you’ll>you
>>155829319finally a good post
>>155828989>>155829036He's also not a jew
robo wants 8 years at 20 million per year probably
>>155827631lmao doesnt Gary know that Marvel movies arent cool anymore
>>155828164>They're absolutely fucked in terms of cap space.LOLThey're fucked until they trade Adin Hill to some retarded GM for future considerations. Ever since Vegass came into the league the other GMs have done nothing but helped Vegass stay competitive by always coming to their rescue and letting Vegass shit in their mouths.
I do not know if any of these guys are good. I haven't watch any college/prospect hockey outside of small highlights. I am completely information dependent on hockey nerds on Youtube and social media. But I can make educated guess and historical analysis that franchises like the Flyers massively overreached on a big guy who stinks at hockey, Cancucks overreached on a player because of his relationship to the org, and the sharks keep nailing the drafts.
>>155829552I'm sure his Olympic gold gives him some leverage in contract talks oh wait
>>155829319>laffs>>155829571Good. Fuck Vegas.
>>155829596fuck off
>>155829571>trade Adin Hill to some retarded GM for future considerationsBetter yet, find one that will pay for the privilege.And I know just the guy.
my hawkies have two early 2nd round picks tomorrow to draft some busts :)
>>155829640Yes fuck Vegass, but re-read my post saar. A GM will come along and save them. Again.
What’s the point of a draft when disloyal fucks just quit your team while under contract.
these guys are already dreaming about doing celebrini with big things
>>155829699bulls moves were beyond elite and the White Sox are beyond elite
Will he flourish or will he bust?
>>155829790i bet that gary and bieber text eachother daily
>>155829552kraken might just do this
>>155829738>bulls moves were beyond eliteThey’re busts too.
and he'll score 163 goals after suvanto is dead, too
>>155829689>Yzerfraud trades Mason Appleton to Vegass for Hill>Vegass tells Appleton to shove the contract up his ass and the next day he has agreed to "mutually" terminate the contract
>>155829790I'm thinking Taylor Hall 2.0
>>155829874Lmao i bet that guy doesnt even get that goal total in his career
>>155829707>SOMEONE WILL SAVE THEMYou're retarded.
>>155829908You would be surprised
>>155829790Bust unless he scores at least 4 goals in game 1
>>155829897Roenick 2.0.
>>155829871100% success rate
gonna rest my eyes for a sec just nudge me if you need anything
>>155829931The best predictor of future behavior is past behavior.Every season the Golden Faggots are in cap trouble and every season another GM comes along and fix it for them.
>>155830000*nudge*i need you to go back home
>>155830014You're dumb.
>>155829957what if he scores 3 goals and gets 9 assists instead?
>>155830068Bust
mckenner is gonna feast with baldthewsnot scared yet m8s but maybe two years down
