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this card? its gone be bad my nigguh
THANK YOU DANA
>>155836299>Gamethread #1>implying there will be more than 1
WOOP WOOPThis should be a fun card.LET'S GO
anyone got a stream pleasemine is cutting out
>No WMMA
>>155836373well yeah this is such a big event it'll probably get stickied
its in 5 hours you dingus
>>155836373
>psp-tv THIS DOMAIN HAS BEEN SEIZEDWhat the fuuuck
UFC 6 any good?
>>155836457nvm i got one
>>155836373Euros always bitch about UFC fight times. Here’s your chance to show you’re real fans and fill up the thread
>>155836457https://fmhy.net/video#live-sports
>>155836457>Sure *pisses*
is baku a nice place for vacation?how are the women?
Azeris are Shia Persians larping as Turks who are one of Israel's greatest allies
>>155836513its a muslim bunghole
>>155836523imagine filling your brain with this shite
>>155836486thx>>155836509*drinks it up* *slurp* *slurp*
SAY MY NAME
>they brough Bruce to Bakuwtf
still haven't got the gela and the fucking sidepiece is spamming me this is pissing me the frick off
>>155836554Oil money pays well
Rafael Fiziev vs. Manuel TorresShara Magomedov vs. Michel PereiraNazim Sadykhov vs. Matheus CamiloAsu Almabayev vs. Charles JohnsonIkram Aliskerov vs. Brunno FerreiraAbus Magomedov vs. Michal Oleksiejczuk
>>155836554he's a drunk fruit
>swarthoid mudpedo card
the card was supposed to start in 5 hours no?
>>155836482the striking actually looks cooler than I thought it would. the flow state shit is cringe.
Le skip away and do nothing man
Oh my fucking god this fighting style should be banned
>>155836583Manuel TorresMichel PereiraNazim Sadykhov Asu AlmabayevIkram Aliskerov Michal Oleksiejczuk
>>155836513>how are the women?You can smell them from where you are.
>>155836482Yeah it's good. Feels like the sequel to PooFC 3. Grappling is essentially unchanged from 5 but striking is way deeper/personalized. Better animations instead of the same ufc 3 animations they've been using.I still like Undisputed 3's grappling more but having fun getting better and figuring how to heem different cheesers.Some shit is really gay like everything turning black and white while you glow like some anime shit during flow state. Can't turn it off either.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE'S RUNNING A WAY
>What the fuck!?Based international language
peach of a start to the card eh lads
10-9 Abdullayev for not running away for the entire fight
>>155836583Manuel TorresShara MagomedovNazim SadykhovAsu AlmabayevIkram AliskerovAbus Magomedov
>>155836583Rafael Fiziev Shara Magomedov Nazim Sadykhov Asu Almabayev Ikram Aliskerov Michal Oleksiejczuk
>>155836669great analysis mate, really important work keep it up
PAY. FIGHTERS. ... LESS!!!
>>155836583TorresMagomedovSadykhovAlmabayevAliskerovOleksiejczuk
has there been one punch landed this entire fight
both "fighters" would have been yellow carded by now in the superior org
>>155836727Nascimento is the guiltier culprit. Unfortunately he's actually winning this round.
>>155836583Fiziev by sub Shara bullet by decision Camilo by heem Almabayev by decision Aliskerov by heem Abus by sub
>>155836727Borjas and Raposo both won last week doing this same run away bullshit. Pulayev will beat Ruziboev later doing the same thing
Based after-the-bell shot.
ref he won't let me hit him :'(
19-19>>155836785Kek
Wahoo yippie fighters need to be stoned with their head sticking out of the sand
>ALLAHU ACKBARLet's see it then!
truly sickening when fighters pretend like there's nothing they can do on either side to stop the point fighting
>after the bell shotbased. fuck these pussy refs, get your moneys worth out of them
lmao that takedown attempt
>>155836813Daner made them do it
I stopped pounding off to Jessica Andrade nudes to watch this
HEEEEEEEEEM STOPPYGood to see the runner lose.
kek
what the fuck was that stoppage lmao
The worst stoppage ever?
the poofc level is so fucking low
He was gonna lose by dec anyways
bad stoppage
Hues, brazzas, and refs ruined the sport.
well, best case scenario we never see that ref again
what a semen slurper sport
Based ref stopping t hat shit and making sure the hue can't possibly get a decision victoryWe need more like him
Wow Dana fixed another fight to avoid pissing off his Dagestani mafia handlers, imagine that
Did they just spam this card with no name brazzas from the mountains?
Both these dudes gonna get cut soon anyways
What's your favourite submission?
so every wonk fight on this card is rigged. bet the house on the wonks NOW.
Two retards fighting
If you are going to run most of the fight like a little bitch, we gonna treat you like a little bitch when you take a punch.
gela acquired and sidepiece on mute what have i missed
>>155836926Buggy Choke
Why does bisping look like he wanted to kill that brazza?
LET'S GO ALMAKHANHe's my spicy pick of the night.MATSUMOTO SUCKS
there needs to be measures put in place to immediately overturn dogshit stoppages and decisions like that and restart fights
This the dude who lost to umar and topuria’s brother?
VAI TOMAR NO CU AMERICA....................../´¯/)....................,/¯../.................../..../............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...').........\.................'...../..........''...\.......... _.·´............\..............(..............\.............\...AQUI É EUROPA PORRA
>>155836950Picking a guy who was competitive with Umar and Aleksandre to win isn't exactly spicy
>>155836950Bekshit lost to clitias brother
>>155836963no one asked
aleksandre is the better looking of the two if im being quite honest
lmao this ad
>>155836990heem yourself
People who are actually winning don't need to say it>speak softly and carry a big stick
>>155836990who is the owner of the rectum
>our friends will respect us and our enemies will fear uslmao a child speaking to children
>>155837013Hershlag
>>155837009mate that made verhoeven the director look subtle
>>155836972He's an underdog hence it IS a spicy pick
>>155837013Natalie Portman but I think its AI. I dont belive she actually spread her cheeks in the movie
>>155837025no it isn't they use stunt doubles for helwanettes while degrading are frauleins
Wonder if it's embarrassing as a fighter to be relegated to one of these "let's get these shit ass fighters out of the way" cards.
>>155837023Cope, its freedom fries now
i hope this monkey gets murdered
>>155837068which one
This the octagon 88 thread?
>>155837063Free to who? Jews?
Finns can't fight.
sexy hijabs sat next to me on the bus what do
it's over
>>155837073bisping
>>155837087Most UFC champions have been Finnish
>>155837102Herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scQQsggCPIg
matsumoto sounds like a japanese car brand
10-9 Alakhan
>>155836926it's a sub i invented called a standing sneed choke, keep an eye out for it
>>155837126shouldn't you be sleeping wtf
Beautiful view at the racetrack venue
decent midge scrap
Matsumoto won the story that round
another jackass movie heavens wept
How did the japanese men rizz up brazillian baddies and make these mutts like machida
McDaddy is back
>>155837153are you on cocaine. Respectfully
>>155837153you dont run on 4-6 hours of sleep?
>>155837063are those niggas gay?
>>155837193*tightens belt*lemme show you my kata
>>155836926POATAN UP HER ASPINHOLE
>>155836583FizievMagomedovSadykhovAlmabayecAliskerovMagomedov
>>155837193jutsu sex techniques, can conquer any bunda
>>155837230you say that and then copy my picks verbatim
>>155837243bjj wont save you from a teep
No idea who is winning this round. Maybe Matsumoto despite the damage to his eye.
Ganbare Matsumoto-kun
>>155837271it is the monkey but the monkey will get gifted and the monkey will do the post fight interview
Good day to be a combat sports fan, really good day.
>>155837253you're from /box/
19-19
Jean won r2 by just eating and throwing based
These fights any good?
nice scrap
>>155837284mma has boxing in it
mangled
>>155837292bit of a banger going on right now
Bekzat the ultimate r1 fluker
>>155837284
>>155837292Octagon just had an RNC finish. Let me know when ufc is main card thx
Jean won round 2 on volume, depends how much that big cut is valued on damage based scoring though
>>155837313I've seen this guy's johnson
baddest man in a sauna
>>155837332We call them mengs around here
Bekshit needed a break
a third mitchell brother?!
>>155837313Goobys been acting weird in his interviews. Cazzies been saying hes sober now lol but its so obvious hes still on some shit. Is he still snorting coco or is it something else?
>>155837313this is you in /box/>>155829713
>>155837358He might have gotten onto shit like ayahuasca and experienced ego death
>>155837345/heem/ is a pick-your-own-dingus-synonym general
>>155837332does the weight device gooby hung on his dinosaur actually work for strengthening it? Asking for a friend.
Should be a draw
sippin on a bacardi watchin some sweaty boys having a scrap
>>155837365it's true! it's true!
>>155836583Torres. Shara Pírate. Sadykhov. Almabayev. Aliskerov. Magomedov.
>>155837358pills, ego, whores. none of that changes the outcome that is already decided though, as holloway will be put out early. sorry hawaiian nationalists
>>155837358You're a retarded blind mutt
>>155837365i deny all allegations and vehemently
>>155837395mitsubishi is going to win obviously
29-28 AlmakhanAnything else is a blatant robbery Sorry but takedowns which result in 1 second top ctrnookl and no damage mean NOTHINGBRAZIL LOSESALMAKHAN DOMINATES
holy story loss
29-28 the hue
I give that to Jean but barely r2 and r3
>refusing the Holloway point downFake one confirmed
>>155837358you won't get it but a person like conor doesn't feel shame or guilt and this is how he processes the emotions he feels after sending his penis to ms banks after raping ms hand and out helwani-ing artem among his other sinsgonezo
Lol Jean won
decisions on the prelims should be outlawed, and I ain’t talkin Dan
>>155837420poor little paki boi...
>>155837420
Time for SWEDISH POWER
>>155837408Goobys still on something B, watch the old interviews. Hes so different now, legit worried he may be high on fight night.
Lol seething brazzas in crowd. Heart won over the judges
>>155836950PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>155837477this doo is a bum
wait baku is beautiful. i need to go to azerbaijian right now
hahahahahaahhaahahahah
>not seeking the finish for 280 seconds >point at center of the cage during the final 20 seconds >give it your “all” >allow fight to go to decision >embrace fellow combatant after lazy sparring session
>>155837479You're the dumbest nigger on the planet if you believe any of this
>>155837477I wish it was still The Shot Caller
Dude's pretty dark for a Swede... Must be Fennoswedish.
americans cant pronounce gren
>29-28 Almakhan>Anything else is a blatant robberySorry but takedowns which result in 1 second top ctrnookl and no damage mean NOTHING>BRAZIL LOSES>ALMAKHAN DOMINATES
azerbaijan is most powerful countrey in whole world
Not quite a robbery but Almakhan won that fight tbqh famalam
never seen a swede that tan before...
That guy doesnt look swedish
>>155837523>666k
>>155837477handsome fella
>>155837452I saw Gooby in person once in LA for a press conference. He was so charismatic and had the whole audience eating out of his hand. Its a shame whats become of him. The irish are the most disappointed of all us. Dont do drugs B, a bit of drinking is fine in not a pussy but once your on pills, coke, weed, etc its a different story. Thanks for reading my ted talk.
>>155837520Yes we can Gren
He's a great guy, hope he wins.
>>155837539Probably part Danish
What happened to the real Swedes like Khamzat Chimaev and Sadibou Sy?
>>155837518cheeky cunt
>>155837539>>155837537>Gane is totally French tho
>>155836583TorresPereiraSadykhovJohnsonFerreiraMichal
>>155837537>he doesn't know the swedish denzel
>>155837561I went to a BKFC fight maybe 3 years ago that Conor showed up at. He was so obviously drunk and coked up. Wildly shadow boxing ringside and shouting at the fighters
>>155837576Stubbsy looks like a genuine greed demon
>>155837580Judging by the French National Football Team, Gane is quite light skinned for a Frenchman
Ukrainian soldier about to heem another can
>>155837561puritan gibberish vis an vis weed, and that charisma is an integral part of the pathology i hope you understand it someday b it will possibly save your life
>>155837580Ganes pretty light for a frenchman
>>155837605>looks likethe only good thing about him is his wife sounds deaf when she speaks finnish it's funny
bruce is going senile
Buff hasn't been himself as of late...
>>155837671been getting names and results wrong for about 2 years now but daner loves his pillowtap so we are stuck with him
Time to take Bruce out back and put him down like old yeller...
>>155837597You should read the irish whatsapp rumors about Conor their crazy. Its a small country and everyone kind knows each other so the story's about him getting into trouble are ridiculous.
RETIRE BRUCE YOU OLD FAGGOT
My money's on the guy with the blue and yellow flag haha
time to donate a knockout to ukraine
Donchenkos getting pieced up
>>155837688Where do I find that? Post it fren
>>155837615Were past that B, its not the Gooby who used to read his Bruce Lee Philosophy books anymore. Now its just a coke head surrounded by yes men.
yep its over
Swedebros our countryman is getting scuzzed up....
Yeah this fights over
Wow Swedes cant fight
I don't think Either of these guys could become a World Champion. Ranked maybe.
Donchenko is gassed. Threw everything at him expecting an early heem
>>155837597A man of culture.
berggren is only half-black so he has no heem power
>>155837806A Swede beat the breaks off Ilia, maybe you forgot?
Bkfc is for drunk poriers
block one leg kick for gods sake
i did my best one day you'll get it or then not
Donchenko is like Jiri without plot armour
almost heemed
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM STOPPY
Dude got knocked out by the most telegraphed headkick ever
broccoli bros....
HEEEEM UKRAINI
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem
herb stoppy
the white man marches on
told you this doo was a bum
kevin lee bros..
>Bergrenn has never been knocked o-HEEEEEEEEEEEEM
This is why russians cant win. Even fedor is ukrainian
Donchenko must be part Swedish, only explanation for it.
blacks are SHIT at fighting
Early stoppage
>>155837913Ukrainians are Russians without the mandatory military sexual abuse making them mentally weak
>>155837881>>155837924glad im skipping these fights and checking here for live feedback to confirm my decision to shit and shave
Andreas Gustafsson wouldn't have gone out like that
>macron and zelenskyy are friendswhy do they do this
Why is there a turkish translator there? Wtf
face so fat you look asian in the cage
>>155837965poofstafsson's heart heemed itself
>>155837970Dana prob just found some brown guy and said fuck it. Its all the same anyways
who isn't friends with zelenskyy?
>>155837970The Azeri language is Turkic
Heem this turkroach LARPing as volk
the gelatelli was a good shoutout
>>155837990Didn't realize the event was in azerbaijan, I just thought they had some turk there to translate for no reason
>>155838026>Didn't realize the event was in azerbaijanIt's not, it's here in Stockholm.
>>155836583FizievPereiraSadykhovAlmabayevAliskerovOleksiejczuk
Another fucking dancer.I hope he loses despite having money on him.
these gay niggas fortnite dancing or some shit
>>155838057
Baku seems forced. It insists upon itself.
no blacks will win on this card
>>155836583Torres Shara Sadhykov InnerG Ferreira Abus
>>155838026You just outed yourself as a Turkish immigrant. Now get out!
why do you want a ptsd ridden opiate addict fitting solar panels
>>155838096I used to smash a turkish hussy
>>155838089I love women's feet so muchthey don't taste as good as they look though which is a shame
>>155838101
>>155838179dicey dicey!
Reyes[[ head is so static. What an idiot. Why was this goof a favourite?
I want to this this idiot dancer lose like that moron Lima last week. Total Latin American death.
>>155837515Xhe calls for Sexy Muzdaddy backshots in xer prolapsed boiminge I'm afraid...
>>155838179Was bored so I was reading about schaub the other day. Didn't know that hes from a rich family. His dad owned some tech companies and he helped his son with his business too. Kinda explains why hes such a douche bag. He was raised with a silver spoon.
this is not gelatofuckin punk dude
heem tappy
Latin Americans are such garbage.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMM TAPPPPPPYYYYYYYYY
>>155838265Scared bitch
who tf is this guy i thought he was shit
hem quitty
>>155838266keeps it light b talmbout low pressure in vai ronement
>tapping to a mounted arm triangleBitchmade
>>155838306colombians suck at fighting but most latinos are good at fighting especially Mexicans and Brazilians. Kevin Vallejos is also an interesting prospect to keep a look out for. Legit champion material.
>>155838325Turn on your monitor.
>>155838374Argentinians and Peruvians are solid
Chris Duncan submission? Lucky
couldn't help but nootice that the showrunner of lioness is also the guy who made yellowstone and two other paramount productions
>>155837902commentators were also propping up Reyes before the fightbasically just bet your house on the opposite on what they say
what are we thinking about this here odysseus movie?
>>155838374They just suck. They are soft. And no technique. They have IQ of 60 or so, too.Reyes has no business being in the UFC. He looked absolutely awful out there. No head movement. Awful striking. They spend training time learning dances instead of putting themselves through difficulty. Very weak people.
>I'm the first Mexican to enter the top 15 at Lightweight Based Torres denying Chicanos Tony Ferguson and Nate Diaz their Mexican status
Diego Sanchez did it first
>>155838509northerners and southerners don't get along famously
>totanon got zeemed
manuel torres is essentially steve garcia
This guy fraud checked gautier
>>155838540
>>155838540.org works
>>155838561This
>this ad again
>>155838633>its that easy
holy shit that Department of War ad kinda slaps, I would enlist and go die for Israel happily nglAmericans can make war appealing I'll give you that
>>155838682Y r u watching the ads.. That shit gets muted and minimized immediately
>"lets pull up the tale of the tape"Doesn't pull it up
>>155838703Keep it a secret
>>155838540please do the same for /heem/ please destroy this pit of hell look it's a full ufc fight uploaded here
that doo looks russian as shit
>>155838755who *DOES THAT* to cowboy cerrone?!
>Dad walks in
>>155838746what is happening?
>>155838725It’s pretty wild how our entire country/economy relies on perpetual war
what the fuck was that from ruski
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEPY
Heem sleepy
>>155838539Mexico has regional rivalries but overall they get along. South of mexico eats more tacos than burritos which the north of mexico invented and they have more native influence. North Mexico is basically cowboy (vaquero) culture, its where it was started. They wear cowboy hats and boots, music is different too. Its basically country music(which also originated from mexico) White people in south basically copied everything from mexicans living there. BBQ is mexican originally as well lol. People dont realize how much of american culture is copied from mexican. Well doesn't matter anymore theirs like 40 million mexicans in U.S so its all good they paid them back lol.
heem sleepy
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM CHOKEY
TAP SLEEPY
Just how crap is Gautier?
>>155838472>"he's never been choked before"I TOLD YOU
HEEM SLEEPY
heepy
russians getting beat up by chechens, uzbeks, kazkahs, chechens, dagis, ukranians, all their turkic minoritiesbeing russian is a humiliation ritual
heem deadget that nigga some milk
Eem eepy
pulaeyev could've defended it easilyvery suspect
how long has it been since we've seen a full submission where someone passed out? jon jones v lyoto machida?
He ded
BEASTyaev fights next…
Dinners on me :)
>>155838911they feed him sleepy fighters
I should probably sleep should I open the stream tho?
>>155838942add some somalis and you have malmø
ruzzian L
>>155838974About seven seconds from now *puts you in a rear nelson*
>>155838991$159 in US gimmick or $159 in your gimmick money?
>>155836583Rafael FizievMichel PereiraNazim SadykhovAsu AlmabayevIkram AliskerovMichal Oleksiejczuk
JDM with two losses in a row is a mythical fighterthe title run begins nowscreenshot this
>>155838083>nursulton "black" ruziboev
>>155839038Dx
It seems like most of fighters from these former Soviet Union countries can speak Russian most of them were probably toddlers or werent born during the fall. Kinda kink
OHHH Bisping lost mic control
>>155836583>Rafael Fiziev>Shara Bullet>Nazim Sadykhov>Charles Johnson>Ikram Aliskerov>Abus Magomedov
>>155839105It's a useful lingua franca to keep around and teach your kids even if you aren't a colony anymore. Same reason everywhere in Africa still speaks French/English
>>155839105you still speak english
>>155839197do you speak danish?
you all speaking English right now
Sindarov is gonna heem pookesh btw
goddammit why does every stream doesnt work
>>155839105>>155839187they all use VK and use cyrillic alphabet, however many are switching to localized latin script and have begun banning Russian and deporting Russian, look at Kazakhstan, they deported 500k Russians in the past 10 years. spoken Russian will die in these countries by 2035
Lmao Welch knows his fighter is getting destroyed
>>155839040Kangaroo dollarsRolling it forward
england initially spoke french though
This Julius Walker is the real deal. Prepare for an upset.
>>155839217i do
>juice box
>>155839331Not really, after the Norman Conquest, only the nobility spoke French, but it's influence on regualr spoken English spread throughout the following centuries. English is still a Germanic language at it's core, just with a lot of romance influence
there has not been a single notable med fighter, meds are probably the weakest pipo on the planet after indians
admit it heem... you ALL look like julius walker
>>155839217Danish isn't a real language
Julius Walker, another relative of the Walker family?
As someone who took one french class in college (failed) french is the gayest sounding language of all time. Only women sound sexy speaking it
not a single ethnic anglo or celtic fighter besides ASSpinal and he's trash + scared of Jones. Why can't the British Isle pipo fight?
Ok I'm watching this bullshit
>>155839373kino picture
>>155839459You should try and listen to Portuguese
>>155839466Mason Jones and Chris Duncan exist thoughbeit
a third mitchell brother and now a third walker
I will simply claim the American fighters of Anglo-Celtic extraction. Sean Strickland is our guy
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEPY
HEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HOLYYYYYYYYY
LMAO
HEEEEEEEEEM
>>155839503Walter, Valter, Johnny, John, Walker Walker
early stoppage to appease inbreds?
>>155839293My friend you are eating good tonight enjoy it
Just cracked open a beer and it's only 10am yeah I'm thinking it's self heeming day
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARLY
>>155839565Certainly.
nicksickbros...
>>155839565Nah, that was a good stop.
KWAB
Early heem
HEEEEEMEMEEEEMEM
If that was Sean O'Malley he would have done a walk-off and got the fastest KO in history.
ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
Chechendaddies own little blk bois...
early stoppage
entering this thread to say heeeeem
that's what happens to you if you ever disrespect me
Yeah he was fucked
>>155836583Fiziev ShartputinSadykhovAlmabayevFerreiraAbus
Ok so why didn't Ilia simply do that?
10k made + 50k bonus made by that Turkish lad
the turkish man marches on
Put him Mingyang Zhang
meanwhile actual turkish fighters like ibo aslan are trash
>>155839630poor coaching
>>155839622you get an early stoppage and i win the heematch?
cant wait until this cockroach turk gets his face broken in lol
ref just shot the cam in octagon
>>155839654Brazzas are carrying the entire Ummah on their backs
>>155839339KWAB
*ahem*blacks are SHIT at fighting
>>155839630blk boys are so fragile...... they have weak blk boy sissy chins....
>>155839674greeks and turks are both scum middle eastern "people"
bisping is much better at this than the fat eyesore dc
>>155839459I dont get why white guys in america waste their time studying french. Hardly any speakers here, only one area in Canada speaks french. Learn Spanish its easier and its the second most spoken language in U.S.You also can use the spanish that you learn nearby in south of the border in various countries when you travel. You can also understand brazilians too because spanish is similar to portuguese. Learn spanish, its one of the most spoken languages in the world for a reason. Its easy to learn and can get you latina pussy.
the nicksick puzzle...
Finger gun shots are for alpha males
Poor little blkbois
>>155839704>>155839719walker has a white father
>>155839708>learning any language at all when you speak the lingua francabitch behaviour
Paul Craig would have found a way to fluke submit this guy
>>155839708Some of us live in the good part of the country that is closer to Quebec.
Flukes don't exist in MMA.
>>155839704you excited for ddp vs usman?
>fight night>during the dayyeah i dont think this semen slurping """"""sport""""" is for me
>>155839767canadians are the best
>>155839752I make this point whenever my Moroccan friend tries to flex that they can speak 4 languages on me. Let them know that they're speaking my language because it's the only language that actually matters
>>155839769Fluke Rockhold
>>155836583FizievSharaNazimJohnsonIkramMichael
Based Thailand documentaryBased Fiziev stealing Thai people's religious devotions.
>>155839754
>my Moroccan friendbuckfast boy shares toilets with wonks
>Fiziev steals fruit offerings from the Thai templesKek
>>155839741Based.
who here is /brit/?i miss going on int :/
>>155839798>McSeamus thinks he's speaking English.
Please enjoy my picture essay whilst we wait for the next fight.
Justin Gaethje but from New York? Call him Flushing Gaethje Belal Muhammad but hold the pork, damn what a dork
lmfao he got heemed before they even had the timer on screen
>>155839837You realize this path only ends in suicide right?
>>155839708I'm learning both, Spanish is by far easier and honestly more useful , French is just a small hobby language and not really useful unless you go to canada alot
>>155836583FizSharaInnerGBrunoA Bus
>>155839769explain ilia "GOAT" topuria losing to homer simpson
>white americanbet the house on the opponent
>>155839879French is very useful if you want to be a mercenary in West Africa
>Fiziev was born in Korday, Kazakhstan, to an Azerbaijani father who was an undercover police officer and a Russian mother. When he was a child, Fiziev's family moved to Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan.[8]>Outside of fighting, Fiziev enjoys blacksmithing with an emphasis on cold steel arms.[9] Fiziev is a devout Shia Muslim and his walkout song is a Latmiya.[59]Slavic women are churka incubators, literally majority of Russian women will be churka baby making machines by 2030, You can't stop this
>>155839879Why would anyone subject themselves to canada?
Next PowerSlap should be good.
>>155839837Cute!
I actually watch and enjoy powerslap, ama
>>155839837pedooooo pedooooooo pedooooooooo
>>155839903Montréal titty bars.
>>155839837>perfect teethyes>perfect eyesdebatable
>>155839922Name of the guy you get fucked in the ass by?
>>155839837i hope your idolfu is a lesbian or else she has some dick deep in her pussy
>>155839903canadian minge is absolutely exquisite
In a hundred years, the only languages spoken on Earth will be various English Creoles, Arabic and Mandarin Chinese
>>155839899true
>>155839903people who like to fuck animals go up there for the brothels, don't ask how I know
>>155839837Dated a few asian chicks, their alot of fun but latinas are better overall. They are more passionate. In a perfect world why not both though lol but only for a short time. Dealing with two women at same time for too long is annoying. Idk how muslims marry 4 women, seems like a headache to me.
>fight """"""""night""""""""""yeah i think this """"""sport"""""" is a bit too fucking gay for me lads
>>155839896Quebec and Montreal are genuinely nice, plus their women are hot so thats a bonus.
>>155839948her mother was forcibly removed from HOW many countries?!
Why aren't we discussing Aaron Pico?
IT AIN'T ME
>it ain't me starts playing
>>155839903Lower drinking age.
>>155839954>>155839788
>>155839896you literally have sex with moroccan men catching not pitching
>>155839276nobody is deporting or banning anythingrussians are just leaving on their own because its way easier to go back to russia than to learn a language
what if it is you though? what do you do then?
>>155839951Man's gotta smash some mare minge once in a while mang
>>155839879Once you master spanish you will be able to understand a good amount of portuguese just listen carefully. The reading is easier. Italian as well you can understand a bit too but its more different
what song is it i can't hear shit
>>155839983I AIN'T NO SENATOR'S SON SON
>>155840009Unload my M60 on a village full of Charlies
>>155840004You're not replying to Jon Jones though?
why are they acting like fortunate son song is pro ZOG are they really this stupid
it aint meme
>>155839976ayy lmao
>>155840030Mandela effect. An anti-war song gets repurposed into a pro-war song because it's hype and upbeat. Same thing happened to Born in the USA
why do churkas train their children to fight at such a young age? why would a 3 year old need to learn to wrestle? wouldn't that fuck with their body development?
>>155840029see >>155839798buckfast boy likes to share personal space with roccans
guarantee you this wonk pops for wonkroids
>>155840029Jon Jones do be KINDA gay
>>155840069My Moroccan friend is actually a Hijabi with huge dick sucking lips
>>155839954>>155839788>canadian flagoh no.... please don't go.... we need you.....
>>155840063isn't fight club also written by a homosexual who didn't think basedman was based when does it end b
why did /nu/spee start seething about Jon Jones? everyone knows that he's the best fighter ever so why seethe?
>>155840065to protect their bamhole
five men have tried...
>>155840065>wouldn't that fuck with their body development?as opposed to what every other thing people do with their kids like giving them endless screen time
>>155840090haha i thought you were gonna say a hijabi with a huge dick!!
>>155840114We make fun of crippled raped black faggots here.
>>155840065They are going to grow up a mutant freak anyway, might as well make some money putting them into cage fighting
>>155839948Would
>>155840090the hijabis on the bus were so hot it hurt I could smell their perfume and hear them giggling in their melodic way you should have said so in the first place i apologize
>>155840114gurucels seethe over Jones because he's an ebil woman hurter
sexo con mujeres
>>155840143jon jones is an afrosaxon bvll.
they need to get younger ring girls.... do these hags do anything for anyone?
>>155840165I fucked her 50x
>>155840165Carly is my favourite.
>>155840177whats his name, b?
>>155840171jon jones is a gay nigger
>>155840188Hairy Brent
>>155840190i love watching slavs get beat up for some reason
The thickness of Hasanov's hair is ludicrous
>>155840163what else are you supposed to do if your bitch is out of line?
>>155840190fantastic placement ngl
>>155840215Get a better bitch.
>>155840212LUDA
>>155840212looks painted on almost
>>155840228and how do you shake a bitch? hit her with a 1-2 and give her the shoe.
BORRRRRING
why do russians and russian adjacent pipo add -ov to their name?
>fight NIGHTyeah fuck this penis pumping """""""""""""""""""""sport"""""""""""""""""""
>that cutrip
>another mountain muslim wrestle fuckerwhy does Dana like to tank his own product like this?
>>155840278Basado this time slot is peach
No homo Farman looks pretty good
wonkies love sniffing balls
>>155840278pawltry to think that canada and finland begin and end the day at the same time brothers in arms
>>155836583Manuel TorresShara MagomedovNazim SadykhovCharles JohnsonBrunno FerreiraMichal Oleksiejczuk
and just like that, any attention brought to the sport from the white hose card is gone
behead all smudge brazzas
>>155840239jones was a fucking menace. scary dude
>>155840277Could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure it's the equivalent of -son at the end of a western name.
Gayyyyyyyyu
>>155840324what is wrong with you
Hasanov....... The most entertaining guy smoocher in the world...... The most gung ho man cuddler this side of the danube....
Hasanov panic wrestling
lol
shades of ratlipwonks of a feather
Heem gassy
>wrestle fucks>gas himselfwhat was his master plan
this shit sucks
this is like watching the dominant kitten beat up his brother
UFC's greatest bong fighter just called a muslim a "bull"
>cuddle>gas out>stand up>get rocked>shoot and go back to cuddlingFuck these mountain dwellers
Gasanov needs to ride out R3 to a 29-28 victory
Any other giga chads like me day drinking
>>155840414no shit retard
nice paintjob
i've seen enough stop the fight and cut both of these bums
This doo finna have a heart attack like Dada 5000
>knee him to the bodyfucking RETARDED corner that's just feeding him the leg
cut em both
>>155840402have you seen his woife?im sure it's not the first time
Nolan is a heartlet
Wrestlefaggots need to be permaheemed from existence
Jon Jones type take down
I knew he reminded me of someone
nolan is too much of a bum to take advantage
behold: the deep walders
New fighter nickname: Citizen Vigilante
Hasanov becomes less impressive as this fight continues. He's in trouble with a better striker.
Brehmengs we're at 565 posts
>dad walks in It's high level MMA I swear!
>welterweight merab dvalishvilinigga
If I was a total fucking cock sucker I'd look at this and think "Hmm this is high level chess, so fascinating to watch for 15 minutes"
absolute state of wonks
Joe Rogan will call anyone who dislikes this a casual
>welterweight merab
I got Nolan, 30-26
>>155840536>"It's okay, son, i had that phase, too."
This was a chess match yall dont understand the brilliance
unlike you guys im a real hardcore mma fan so hasanov just became my new favorite fighter
Thank God it's only 5pm here, that fight would have put me to sleep at a normal time card
shades of Kasparov
>>155840390win by points three rounds to nothing, duh.
Vettori exposes this dude
robbery
>most takedowns ever in a WW fight>does absolutely nothing with any of them>against a shitter
You may hate him, but he LOVES you, and me and us.And he is cumming.
>>155840603vettori is middleweight, no? did he shrink down?
Migrate to next thread>>155840595
I'm just going to say it:Azeris are good-looking people.
>>155840620No
>Tungtungsahur struggled with this bum
>>155840630>sees an athlete Chad from [insert subspecies here]>wow, they are good-looking.
moustasche does not fit felder
Germany..
KEEEEEEEEEEEKKK THE REFEREE HEEMED ABUS AFTER THE TAPSomeone get the webm
>the state of polish MMA to koniec...z tej mąki chleba nie będzie...
>>155841109Please share
