Main Card starting soon.
I just need to make 2k€ with tonight's bets and I'll be happy somewhat
>>155840640do not redeem khabib
>>155840640Goobinderjeet
Shart bullets
>>155840640Based INDIACHADS RISE UP
>>155840641Lost $300 at the casino last night literally half my paycheck gone down the drain
what is this shit
>>155840595How far can Mexico go in the world cup lads?
>>155840670>halfwhat
>>155840640brics brothers cant stop winning
Honestly this is a banger of a main card I'm about to go get some space invader IPAs
>>155840675Manuel Torres will smash Fiziev. ¡Viva Mexico Puto jaja!
>>155840696nigger it's 9 in the morning
!mediascoresbot Gaethje vs Fiziev I
that was the worst voice over i have ever heard in anything so bad i fucked up the captcha twice
>>155840696DESU this one of the better UFC fight nights in a while. Solid main card.
>>155840696>IPAs
kek bisping sent on errands by rebecca
all the streams are down, great
>>155840714The N word dude!? Seriously!?
>>155840751wow. just wow. day ruined. can't believe we're still being racist in the big 2026
i got a free beer the other day from Wolt
>>155840751I got the pass my brotha
>fight night
I'll be honest, I have not seen a single fighter I wouldn't be able to take on and I have no formal martial arts training
Been a while since the last Charly card feelen despondent
>>155840640Of course he doesFree money
>face the pain playing in the arenabased
>>155840799mate you're french
>>155840748buff
>>155840817or.....am I?
>>155840675Yeah I’m thinking you should turn on your monitor, partner.
Pretty badass feeling knowing our commander in Chief is watching these heems and shit posting with us rn
>>155840817yeah just like future lightweight champion benoit saint penis
>>155840714depends the beer, a michelada goes well in the morning with mexican food.
Abus? Acar.
>>155840656It's deeper than that.
>>155840846I didn't know Bibi was an MMA fan
>>155840846fat orange fucking cheeto
The UFC needs to remove all this bullshit cinematic crap, just show ads then fights then ads fucking cunts THIS SHIT SUCKS ASS
OK Abus. We are down 2 already. WE need a finish this round. Give me 5 minutes of hell! You gotta pull this shit outta fiyah!
Jackass without Bam is like blow without hookers
The Jackass crew seem like people who would bully me, and make my already crap life even worse, even though I would never do anything to harm them. Indeed, instead of building me up, they knock me down, until one day I kill myself, though they never hear about it and it never crosses their mind.LET'S GO ABUS THOUGHThis next fight should be good.
>>155840846donnie is probably getting his dipey changed right now
>>155840884i need to try this combo at least once in my shit life
>>155840870>>155840875Brown hands typed these comments
Not nearly enough posts calling him Abussy in this thread
>>155840876this especially the ads more ads please
>>155840898As a Brit, I would be HONOURED to help Trump off the toilet, pop his teeth in, and top up his spray tan. THEY ARE BETTER THAN US.
What are we snacking on my niggas
>>155840893You are just the saddest cunt going.
>>155840799If your a big guy like me you can fuck up manlets easy even if they trane ufc. 145 and below you can beat them if your a big guy. Size matters which is why weight classes exist. But for decent size guys with UFC trane no can stop them bro they will heem you fur sure B.
abusaddy
>>155840930Some bullshit pepper potato chips
>>155840904
LET'S GO OLEKKEIDJENNSIEEEEEEE MAKE POLAND PROUD
>>155840933>trane ufc
Michal is about to turn in a Daukausian performance, I feel it
abus will gas out as always
>>155840846It's on one of the situation room screens for sure
>>155840933your english is bad my nigga
>>155840952uhhh he's brazilian nowhe abandoned poland to be a fighting nerd
I was too scared to put money on Abus.... so, I hope he loses and proves me right for not putting money on him.
>>155840946Post em, never seen Swedish chips
>>155840933145 lbs pre or post cut? Some goofies like Max weight around 190 lbs even though they fight at fw.
since when is Abus german?
Dusseldorf is the ugliest German city. You may as well be living in an English city it is so ugly.Hey, Dusseldorf: YOU SUCK
>>155840792Im mexican, we say nigga all the time. The mayates usually dont care, its only white people they get mad at. Ironically Mexican are the ones that invented the N word lol. They would say Negro to black people and whites misunderstood it so they would say nigger.
a classic germany vs poland battle
>>155840989He has always been representing Germany in the UFC
>>155840984All fighters weigh more than 145 post cut except for flyweights
>>155841000Didn't ask
>>155840989abus is the best germany have to offer, dont be rude
my bet is that this will not go the distance soooo........it better not
>>155840739I avoided Ipa's due to the numale thing but after trying I can say that they're very good. Gonna have a few maybe next week.
umm this fight sucks
>>155840595>unc fighting championship
>>155840981Not doxxing myself but it's these hunks of love. Chips are the same the world over big dawg
>>155840984Max Holloway is almost 6 feet tall and cuts a shit ton of weight. Hes an exception and a size bully. He could heem a big person for sure.
>>155841000>mayatesthe what?
HEEEEEM TAPPY
heem tappy
ABUSED
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEPY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY
HEEM TAPPIE
Abitch Mogagaybottom
>>155841036we did it my past self, we fucking did it
>>155841036
picks intact
>fight """""""""night""""""""""
abussy just heemed my picks
>>155841000>Im mexican*spits*
ABUSABUSABUS
goddammit abus
early stoppage
beasta beastabus
LETS FUCKING GO
Can't take anyone who loses to Bobby Shittaker seriously.
>>155841093Thank you, 5 more winning bets to go and I'll be golden
screw this im watching gay porn
Why does canada consistently have the worst posts on here
>>155841096why did you pick against abus
>>155841113Certainly
Thad ulbow wuz sig B
Bunghole Lickaker
>>155841066The mayates
Chechens are White
>>155841124candians are consistently the worstalso indians
>>155841096Who are you to doubt Abus?
>>155841142Abus is a Dagestani though. Dulatov is the Chechen German
For me it's always been bam margera Trevor and Johnny are Jew rats for cutting him out
>>155841124show me one bad canadian post
Germany, your man got it done!
KEK Referee heemed Abus after the tap and bounced his head off the canvas >>155836373WHAT NOW LITTLE FAGGOT! RETARD WRRONG BITCH
>>155841116Happy for you b
bam is a bitch who can dish it out but cant take it
a booze mega made of
ABITCHABITCHABITCHABITCHABITCH
Krauts look like THAT
>>155841150Is Dulatov even signed still? Been like two years since he last fought.
>>155841124i've been busy
If you look closely Michal has only beat absolute bums, seriously look at his record, whats his best win? Chidi Njokuani??
Just how good is Sean StrickGOD ??
sean strickland tko'd this guy btw
>>155841193He's booked to fight Wellington Turman in July
>>155841193hes still signed, he booked him in the upcoming big ank - khalil card
I'm loyal to bam
>>155841173is this how pious muslims behave? standing like some prostitute on the side of the road?germany has done a number on this guy
based callout
what late night snacks are you guys eating for this fight NIGHT???
>the state of polish MMAto koniecz tej mąki chleba nie będzie...
Izzy is turboflushed now, so Abus will probably win that
>>155841225MMA is haram, no Muslim fighter can be pious.
>>155841228Its 9 am retard!!! Im drinking coffee and smoking pot
>>155841240How is it haram?
>>155841124Im pretty sure its just one guy doing it
>>155841228It isn't late night you idiot. I would kick the crap out of you if you were here right now. Massacre. BLOODLUST.
a toast
>>155841228have cheesecake in my garage fridge but the lock is stuck. Gonna have to stick to chips I guess
>>155841237Izzy? Isn't that the guy that slapped strickland on the ass, beats off to cartoons and bangs his dog?
>>155841225The Dulatov brothers are apparently heavily involved in the German hip hop scene too. Something about Germany must corrupt brazzas
So it's settled we here at heem are /teambam/
>>155841200shades of loog rogawld
>>155841235It is still a powerhouse in Europe, and will probably get even better given the talent that we've seen in the past 10 years in the UFC who will now be engaged in training future Poles
>>155841096abus saved my life you heretic
>baku azerbeijanWhy is Dana so addicted to giving UFC's to the most evil countries?
>>155841124Indian or Chinese, call it.
>>155841253Hitting people in the face is haram according to Islamic law. Pure grappling is fine and actually encouraged though since Momo was a wrestler
Ikram/Bruno should be another banger.Both are KO artists with dodgy chins.Guaratneed stopapge
>>155841281money money money
>>155841253The act of fighting itself is haram, no striking of the face.And then there's all the other stuff, gambling ads, booze sponsorships, ring girls etc.
I said Guaranteed stoppage, but perhaps I should have said GUARANSNEED STOPPAGE (SNEED)
>>155841287>since Momo was a wrestlerI heard he got outgrappled by africans?
>>155841287>>155841303Interesting. Where in the Quran does it say this? If you remember.
I resemble a prime matt Serra
I haven't watched a SINGLE world cup match, because I am not a FLAMING FAGGOT, though I WILL watch TSUnaldo at some point if he gets into the final rounds, since I am a TSUchad myself,TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Khabib is genuinely going to Islamic hell for making such a haram sport popular in the Muslim worldhttps://youtu.be/Y78KbpAAr8A?is=45_7DvQqU4Lf5Nqk
>>155841275I literally heard tbe exact same thing over 10 in 2015 years ago when we were first hyped up as the MMA country.https://youtu.be/GB2nuxrsj1A
>>155841228I’m fasting until 3 pm. Then it’s just tacos and beers with the boys
they showed Phil Hawes getting straight up murdered twice lol
>>155841334Good thing there's a general you can go be a cock sucking faggot in elsewhere
>>155841320He preferred wrestling with Aisha.
That draftkings commercial is so fucking annoying
>>155841342But it is true.Olekseijeck is done, but you have another couple of heemers who are at the ranked level in the heavier divisions.In another 10 years you will still have Poles in the rankings at UFC. That is pretty much proof that you are doing well.
>>155841339nigga who cares, save your own soul first you sausage
Ikram is either going to look amazing and powerful or a chinless cucklet. No inbetweensies
>>155841329It's from the Hadith, not the Quran. But authentic Hadith are the most authoritative thing in Islam after the Quran itself
>>155841374mate you're chinese
>>155841334disgraceful post
>>155841357You are literally talking to a (vaunted) 4chan Pass owner, so show a little respect, peasant. You don't want me to put in a bad word at HQ, do you?Clean my shoes whilst I'm out.Bye.
Skyrizi always has the hottest chicks in their commercials
WHAT is the FUCKING POINT of streaming if you still have to watch ads
>>155841361he sounds like he's doing a chael impression
Had wild sex all night very comfy time for heems as I relax like the king of the seven thrones
>not instantly muting the advertsngmi
>>155841384and we're takin ova da world y boi
think I saw some balding on the crown of aliskerov
>>155841361That's on purpose, the point of commercials is to make you remember a product and we often remember things we find annoying
>>155841419Name of the fucking guy you screwball fucked in the ass like the flaming homo you are?
>>155841403Meanwhile I'm watching on Polsat and there are no ads XD. Americans exist to watch ads.
>>155841419What was the dog's name?
>>155841423Awful brazza genetics, their hair is usually bulletproof
fucking hell there are loads of em on this card wtf
>>155841339Harambibsisters… the Prophet himself (pbuh) forbade us from striking someone else’s face… we are going to Hell for shure…
Baku must be some middle east Russian bullshit. No i will not google it
>>155841419put some lotion on your bussy and let it rest
>>155841379Nice. Thank you. Finna own some Muslim fight fans on the internet with this information.
>Imagine paying paramount to watch adscouldn't be me
i could leglock every single """person""" in this thread
Imagine what she would have done to that little blk boi boxer who lost all his money, Boyd Snubfeather or whatever his name was.
>>155841275Hardcore UFC fight hombre hereEuros have decent potential but desu I think most of the future talent will come fromFrance, they have a strong judo and kickboxing community. So they will transition best. People underestimate how good Judo people are at takedown defense and they already know submission. They also have savate too which is still practiced. Nordics suck desu you wont see much mma talent there. Poland will continue its steady supply of fighters. For some reason poles are really good at it. Germans dont care for mma. Italians suck even more.British talent is okay but they are too focused on Boxing so they only get mma cans mainly.
why did I think a card full of russians would be worth watching
>>155841460Imagine farting a shit *prrrrrrrrrt*
Control your weapons!
>they both the same height Watch the fight. Its your job
>>155841488Thanks. France is full of blkbois though so .... I'm not as interested, desu. (no racist)
right in the nads
he didnt even hit him in the dick
>>155841501just like fluff out a poop? *flooop*
aliskerov got that epo build
Ok but is it haraam to scam your fellow Muslims by selling them digital tokens on the blockchain of your own deceased father?
>>155841457They're Turkic and they alligned with Israel against Christian Armenia, they invaded them stole they're land and displaced thousands like 2 years ago and it went ubder the radar because gaza and ukraine were getting all the attention.
>>155841433>>155841438>>155841458XD
brunno fighting with a shit in his pants
>>155840930some expensive ass jerky i got at the gas station
>>155841536The only people stupid enough to actually buy Papakha were Pakistanis, so Khabib was actually based for that
another team khabib guy, how do you fucking stop these guys?
>>155841549My favorite is old trapper
I've said it befre and I will say it again:The groin cups need to have a buzzer in which sounds an alarm when it is struck. This will act as proof of a groin shot. The alarm could be some recognisable sound that everyone would recognise. "Mama Mia!" for example, or a clown horn.
>>155841573*calls robert whittaker*
>>155841567Let’s go for that!
>>155841536Khabib and other Degistrannies are that meme about the muslim guy who comits every islamic sin other than eating pork, but for them its also not drinking.
>>155841594man shut up you fucking N____R!
I see Paramount Plus advertising some gay goyslop called The Agency, full of lame actors like Fassbender and that queer from The Wire. Sorry, Paramount, but I think I'd rather watch CITIZEN VIGILANTE for the fifth time instead of your goyslop.
>>155841594The cup should give a ding everything they kick your ding dong haha. ok then I will see myself out.
>>155841573>Deploy the Adriano Martins protocol
>>155841626>assbender
Stupid looking take down
This is basically Khamzat vs Gilbert Burn
>>155841594i would simply wear a steel thai cup so it hurts their foot and i can use it for leverage
why dont they just fight naked desu
>>155841622>also not drinking Khabib drinks Kvass though
>>155841626Meh honestly that actor in it just runs me the wrong way I remember one time he posted something about his dog biting him then some chick he used to to weird fetish shit with said he would agitate him until he bit him and that's all I needed to hear to confirm my assumptions that this dude is a fucking faggot
>>155841677Based>>155841625Cringe
>>155841626damn UK paramount ads are prob much cooler than ours, i keep getting monster ads
>shitkram gets tagged>immediately sniffs crotch
What if instead of fighting, they joined forces?
>>155841685its non alcocholic
well at least they don't play die for israel ads
So yeah I simply can't even watch a movie where the main character is some little fag who makes his dog bite him then posts it on social media
>>155841731
>>155841731Kvass is slightly alcoholic. Any sort of alcohol is haram to consume, even if you can't realistically get drunk from it
>anotehr new Spiderman film..... Just kill me.
>>155841752How does that affect you in any way, b? Just don’t watch it and go on with your life.
calf slicers are garbage they never work same with most leg locks. You need to be wearing those stupid thick jujitsu gi for grip. Friendly reminder most Jujitsu doesnt work just learn the basic real shit which was stolen from judo. That works, the other shit is gay brasilian memes from the gracies
Colby was simply too pure for this satanic organization
How the fuck did this guy knock out RoboCop.
Yeah aliskerov will never be a real contender
>>155841769TRVKEI just get a bit sad sometimes when our mainstream culture is dogshite nonsense.
when did toby learn to spell
>>155841339>even if you're fighting in self defense you must avoid striking the faceholy retarded
>>155841780we knew that already
So if you watched that citizen vigilant hold this L marks
>>155841799I had hope…
This is gay porn.
>>155841419yeah? how long did it take for the guy to cum?
>>155841813aka you're retarded
>Dad walks in
gayer than gay sex which is more violent
>>155841787Mainstream culture has been shit for decades, b. But to there is so much culture the ancestors left that you can’t simply get bored, there’s always something new to look out to.
the most who lineup of all time
ikram's bitch ass has annihilated all my bets
DANA DONT LET THE DAGIS IN THE UFC
>>155841780He got heemed by Reddit Rob kek. Tell tale sign if I’ve ever seen one.
I’d take Ikram in the Khamzat rematch
This is what you get when two third worlders fight I already told you guys only American badasses are fun to watch
>>155841787erm nigger you just posted a slop wars picture
>>155841871This. The uppercut was lucky
>>155841869>he got heemed by one of the best MWs of all timeA lot of people would, doesn't mean he can't get better.
>>155841846based and true, you'll get more entertainment out of reading and rereading gargantua and pantagruel than whatever netflix slop or triple A game is coming out now
>>155841846I dont realy watch anything new. The only modern thing I watch is UFC, really. I don't watch any TV series. I try to watch a film every week. Last film I watched was Whales of August, from the 80s. Modern stuff is just pure trash, with a few exceptions like that Eggers guy. Even Nolan sucks.
>>155841877toby is also a woody allen fan curiously enough
>crowd leaving in droves after the 2nd main card fightwtf
>>155841846you mean millenia there's evidence of it in egypt too
Our boy the zuck would have beat the fuck out of that little faggot Elon
i really miss jon jones
heeminder diogenes shat in the amphitheater to protest at normies watching shit
InnerG time
>>155841419pitching or catching?
>>155840595Fuck Dana
DA LOU
Da lou!
absolute KINO hairstyle
>>155841933Meh. Decent enough read on the fight I guess
Honestly you're right I am a modern day renaissance man, a scholar and prince who's heem posts will be in books one day
my hairstyle
nigga wtf
LMAO
Im thinking we get a charles johnson heem
>Give me the Pennywise
homeless hair is heemcore
Hitachi lookin ass nigga
>>155841979>>155841983>>155841987the norwood reaper fears no one but this man...
>McGregor promo acting like it's still 2014Topkek
that was pretty underwhelming a promo for gooby
Channeling my inner g as we speak.
churkas lost 1 fight today
>>155841983It's ogre>>155842034Aljogodchadmengbrehs, WE ARE NOW.
>USA USA USA>next is sandnaggers adebin
>Got something to say? Say it!>Unless it's about Dirty Diaper Donald's J Daddies!
Goobys aura is gonesad to see
and wtf was that daner ad for
>>155841950He really had a way with words. Wish I could do the same.
Dana White taking part in the neo fascism symbolism. It's absolutely disgusting.
UFC has dogshit promotion
Another prospect falls victim to da lou
Noon and I'm drunk yeah I'm thinking I'm having wild sex tonight
pou in da lou
we reppin the lou niggas
>>155842039He was losing that fight. Kav tired himself out trying to wrestle for no reason.
>>155842077What's your mother's name?
>>155842077pull that thong out your bussy playa
>>155842064i like to think we do our bit albeit before a smaller audience
>>155842056He drank himself into a blathering retard.
>>155841787>>155841846Its basically just the left liberal woke shit that get pushed on the global media which is heavily influenced by certain ethnic groups. They been gradually getting countered by the right political groups though so its balancing out here in states. In europe its too heavily liberal though so you end up with your hilarious migrant problem and censorship issues. Here in US they can get a migrant workforce from mexico so its not a big deal. They are next door and are catholic so they assimilate more easy into U.S. Free speech is also guaranteed here. For all the problems america has it sure as hell doing better than europe by miles. Europe is seriously at risk of falling apart. I dont think the EU will last and they will return to being separate like it was before.
>>155842082DON'T DO IT, OG!!!
>>155842110tl;dr
>>155842077B b b based
I fucking wish I had that cholo swag. I'm just a shy white man. I need to learn. I can improve. I can become a cholo.
I can't wait for this traditional headgear era to end
>>155842110take a casual look at the state of california during the gold rush and tell me where you see vladimir lenin or a pink haired woman
Didnt cj fight this guy like a year ago
saloons bordellos and pawn shops as far as the eye could see
>>155842110t. i get my news about Europe from FOX and miga twitter
>maybe not the hairTopkek
Dominic Cruz commentating would have made this a perfect card felder is such a company man fag
>heihachi mishima
no need for casinos as gambling is unsanctioned as apparently murder and shenanigans real holy roman empire you got there bubba
When is the ufc gonna replace cormier with bisping
>>155842203t. I think Europe is just fine let's put some more sanctions on Russia and on China too and bring in some more diversity
>>155842203you do not represent any meaningful opinion and your ideology is formed out of anti americanism rather than anti israeli
>>155842220Felder is great. I thought at first he'd be bland but his commentary is solid and he is rarely annoying. Listen more closely and he will grow on you.
>>155842232Bisping has to much pent up aggression when interviewing unlike DC who is jolly and chill
>>155842234you do all of those things
It is a heatewave in the UK. My bed feels like it is slowly turning to sludge and molding with my backside. I am become sloth.
>>155842234>bring in some more diversitythe return regulation was passed which cheers of "send them home" in the EU parliament
>>155842259Yeah we are European
sanko should be bumped up>>155842248felder is good>>155842258mikey is better than the human blimp
>>155842248Nah felder sucks and is annoying
>>155842258Cormier is a shit commentator albeit
Great scrambles by Alamabaayev. JOhsnsonson has shown wrestling capability in the past. Asu is handling him. IMpressive, very nice.
da lou is an enigma he’s a really good anti wrestler but at the same time he’s not
>>155842238>a burger is gonna tell me how to be anti israel
>>155842220>Dominic CruzWorst commentator in the company, kys
>>155842275"m8"... you don't even know your left from your right. Respectfully
I hate every commentator and every fighter and the owners of the company and the ring girls are ugly and the analysis sucks
>>155842086youre chinese and your boy got kod
you have charles johnsons hair and you lose a foot in height but you get the waifu of your dreams do you do it
>>155842321I hate the fights and the sport, too.
>>155842304Cazzie moment Dominic has a great soothing voice for commentating
schopenhauermaxxing
>>155842327i got that gay alien headshape going on so I cant afford to go bald
>>155842327
>>155842348he should do their voice overs but not live commentary
>>155842131youre pakistanoid
HEEEEEEEM NUTTY
>>155842357= My head is very egg-shaped. Bad times if I go bald.
>>155842304nobody says this
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
heem nutty
>>155842376Bobby Hill be like xD
>>155842238anti-imperialism leads to anti-americanism and anti-zionism because america is the great satan and israel is a tool of imperialism
>>155842358Cute!
>>155842348Sounds like a catty faggot>>155842380I say this
That was a legal shot and Asu should be handed a stoppage victory
Dom is great. He keeps Bisping in check somewhat by being about 200 IQ points smarter than him.
bros hairstyle is kino
was almabayev always this good? even lone’er didnt look this good when he was winning
>>155842321He’ll yea!
>>155842422Johnson is very inconsistent and is likely on the way down now people know his game
>>155842422he's never been this effective on the feet
>>155842394T. Smells like cigarettes and alcohol
>>155842350>schopenhauermaxxing
>>155842321I just hate aris
>>155842203Objectively speaking Europe is in a downward spiral.>low birth rates that will collapse economy, look at germany especially.>have to desperately take migrants to try to fix population crash. They get them from 4th world places that are anti western culturally and religiously. Heavy issues assimilating to point it leads to constant crime, protest and other unrest.>EU system doesnt give equal representation so bunch of countries get pushed around, look at ireland for example. >US is gradually pulling out and divesting resources from there. Look at how they are leaving them behind in Ai tech race for example. Europe will fall behind US and China in terms of prosperity. Its simple economics. UK may fair better off it breaks off completely and lean heavily into its partnership with america. As usual we save your asses.
The cut baby era is over merab laid the foundation
Even Mokaev didn’t mog Da Lou this badly
>>155842465any day now...
the mingedem be spamming my phone
>>155842465Europe is fucked and there's no solution except ashes
>>155842462hey, alright
name of this position?
>are you winning son
>>155842520two gay thirdies
Too many crotchsniffing fags on this card
>>155842520the sneed special
>>155842110>left liberalliberalism is a right wing ideology and what americans call "right wing" is just liberalism with a bigger focus on strongmen and hard-power and less willing to give the working class a breadcrumb or two to get them to shut up.You are absolutely correct about Europe falling apart though. Great news for Africa.
>>155842520The Lou squeeze
>>155842529Then defend a take down lmao
>>155842520The Twizzler
>>155842465You are just as screwed.Your average classroom is a brown mess, totally incapable of competing with China. Your country is segregating intellectually, so the elite classrooms will still produce capable students who will compete with China for some time to come. But you will have an ever increasing blob of low IQ, unproductive idiots to drag along, and they will all vote for egalitarian, anti-elitist parties who will wreck your elite institutions.
Never seen that.
>>155842538they just mean liberal who likes gays same as people do here the hoi polloi use words they don't bother to look up
Felder just doesn't have the IQ to be a commentator
heem stretchy
>>155842520The Zesty Zest
ouch
BASED
The fuck type of submission
insane ngl
Heeeeeeeeeem tappyyyyyy
HEEM STRETCHY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM STRETCHY
>>155842529Every other fighter's name ends with a V. You knew what you were getting into.
what you dont stretch?
>>155842575lower iq than bisping and rogan? is it possible?
>>155842584Imagine your lads seeing you like this.
AHEM>>155838083blacks CANNOT fight
NEW BOY ALERT Claiming him now dude has that dawlg in em
Fantastic performance from Asu.VERY nice.
>>155842584......don't let /box/ see this
damn, what an embarrassing way to lose
>>155842604Based and blkboipilled
>>155842584Da Lou had to tap his own ass…
charles johnson the guy who beats the top 5 but loses to the rest
Man, that was something
>im a "professional" fighter>oww something I could have gotten out of by stretching
Why didn't Charles just shit himself and get a no contest?
>>155842584>exposes the blk boi bamhoe
>>155842465does these fantasies help you cope with your shithole zog country?
>>155842617not so fast!
>>155842602I think even he is suffering from imposter syndrome and is very timid and scared to speak
>>155842538You focus to much on the power aspect. Left and Right is more about economic policy differences plus cultural differences.Left= heavy focus on self freedoms to point its overbearing towards others and looser economy right= more focus on group unity but in exchange for some self freedoms and tighter economy.It usually ends up with a center balance though because you have to appeal to both sides to maintain power and get voted in. Right now it's unbalanced because of heavy left media pressure and the rights attempt to counter it. Thats how you end up with trump lol that leans to aggressively to the right. When he should be more center and balanced like previous good leaders.
>>155842584classic kazakhstani foot on balls submission
that sub wouldn't work on Arman
>sulyeiv stretchthey're just making shit up
>>155842646I imagine a lot of fighters take diuretics before a fight to ensure they don't shit themselves on live TV
might be the gayest submission of all time
>>155842682a finland versus finland main event
Him vs Kyoji would be fireworks
>>155842680A TRVE strongmind has no concern for shitting himself in front of the world. Indeed, he will do so boastfully.
Bisping is very handsome albeit
>>155842696Shartabuttdin loses I'm afraid
Reminder the biggest what if in MMA history has one of these submissions on his record, Zabit Magomedsharipov.
wonder how many times Almabayev was gaped growing up
who?
>>155842584Never thought we would see this again
Bisping is smart with how he turns his back and walks away while announcing the winner to ensure that the thirdy goblins stop yapping on the mic
another bad promo >>155842728
>>155842756him and DC while joe doesnt give a fuck and lets them yap
i missed out on the goob era because i was a tonycel
Combath
>>155842756He's a company man drone who does what he's told through his ear piece dude has zero soul and aura Bas Ruten would be perfect for the job
>>155842770Prime Tony would have honestly butchered Conor though
>>155842769dc is the worst
>>155842756>thirdy goblins We're all people at the end of the day, man...
we gon fine out bruda
bas would be best but he's too old now sadly
It really feels like we’re living in the end of times.
>>155842646shitting himself would mean he loses by TKO
>>155842791Why? Because he's black? Fuck YOU RACIST PIG!
Da besd iz blesd hehe we gon fyn out sadday nyt
MAX IS ME CHOILD
>>155842810Not if he's willing to continue fighting
>>155842806talmbout the heatwave melting western europe super el niño the helwanis impending nuclear heemocaust or just general aging b?
>>155842829nope, ref would have to call it
>>155842796Man that actually gross as fuck to look at.Like looking at a female to male tranny.
Gooby needs to shave that shit. The slicked back thin hair is such a bad look
Bestboxerintheufcbaybee
>>155842563both left and right protect elite groups. So it will be fine overall. They of course will tell you otherwise and tax the rich blah blah. The reality is the elite have always had it easier with taxes, laws, rules regardless of which party. Left and right both kiss their ass. Its fine if they dont double dip too much but since 00's they been getting a tad bit too greedy. So it has been getting unbalanced. The middle class is getting squeezed too much. They will have to address that but aside from that US is in decent shape. Also US has centuries of dealing with heavy immigration so they can handle it. Europe on other hand is chimping out with migrants. To be fair though their migrants are low quality and anti western culturally.Us is lucky to have mexico next door. Their work force has built this country immensely and continues to steady out the birth rates. Also mexicans are culturally similar enough to americans since they are a western based culture.
Max finna heem McCrapper
They're gonna rig it for ConnorTo much money on the line
Seeing that pitter patter shitter get heemed stiff is probably my number one all time favorite UFC moment
>>155842805i’m sure he could still give gane a run for his money
Conor talks like Usmeng now. He does that cringey campfire story voice. Unc fell off.
>non-legends need not applySuch a lame tagline for Conor's comeback
>>155842806i'm sure they felt like that during the cold war and black plague dawg
>>155842851If the UFC actually rigged fights, Conor would have never lost twice in embarrassing fashion to Dustin
McGregor has ZERO aura left
Sadykhov looks softs but I hope he wins.
If topuria didnt marry a whore and get divorced he would've won
>>155842806Very true man. End times can only happen when YOU are alive. YOU are very important. This is HISTORY YOU are living in! It must be the case because YOU are alive right now.
>>155842831Everything feels as a thread in the weave of finality, b. As if things had never been this wrong. It’s all inverted nowadays.
>>155842897Sadykhov is good, I made good money when I knew he was gonna beat that fraud Bonfim
Charliechads, who is this McKenzie girl? And where the f*ck is Charflie?
>>155842897They are feeding him a can to entertain the turks. This card has been mostly that. basically layups for brazzas and mongols
>>155842806It's because capitalism is imploding at the same time the climate crisis starts to hit.
>>155842902She can permaheem me with the braps out of that thing
>>155842902Such is life STILL AND FOREVER MY BOY
>>155842889Maybe they did rig it and Goober just had the injury by accident
>>155842871You think she got KIMed like a lot of Mexican women this World Cup?
>>155842902Thing is it was always going to happen because Dana set it up that way.
Gawd dang. Gaethje really just dies like a sack of rocks in that max ko
>>155842938That still wouldn't explain Dustin TKOing him in the second fight
for me, it's ray longo
I want Gaethje vs the winner of Max/Conor. Fook armen yeah?
>>155842956There ain't no grave can hold my body downThere ain't no grave can hold my body downWhen I hear that trumpet soundI'm gonna rise right out of the ground There ain't no grave can hold my body down
>>155842973Personally I want the paddy rematch.
This is the ray longo minute brought to you by DRAFT KINGS. Ray would you rather suck off your dad or bang your mom? Ha HAH
Lightweight Max kod gaethje.. imagine what he will do to gooby and ilia in the rematches
>>155842942Topuria just had the wrong gameplan and also paid for his past mistakes.Since the Volk fight everyone comes at Ilia with the same strat: Hit the jab and stop head movement with head kicks to make the jab more effective, if he tries to close the distance then circle.Thing is that Volk and Max aint heemers so Ilia just shrugged the whole thing off and kept going anyway. Problem is that doing this vs a power guy like Gaethje just gets you killed. Second problem is that Ilia clearly had a gameplan built around defending leg kicks, which Gaethje barely threw in the whole fight, so the months training for that were a waste of life.
>>155842973>t. Dana
This guy name is Nazi
>>155842973Arman has no personality outside of being a married man flirting with Nina drama and eating comically large portions of food. Also chimping out
>>155843006Gaethje hasn't really focused on leg kicks in a while, prepping for it heavily is stupid on the part of Ilia's team
Arman can go fuck off and stream with nina drama or some shit we need fighters
VERY problematic fighter
HEEEEEEEEEM
Heem etc etc
HEEEM FLUKEYY
HEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
bum ref
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMTOTAL WONK DEATH
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM Early
WONKS BTFO
BLACK POWERTURK DOWNHAIL BRASIL
absolute bullshit
ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>Hue beat a mountain MuslimWhat a spectacle
EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Azerbaijan SHOCKED
>>155842960he was supposed to win the 2nd and then lose the 3rd but they had the accident
Cheated on my gf last night
my picks...
>Jumps into range defenseless with his chin in the airwhat was his plan?
Good stoppage. All that gay movement just to get heemed by one punch kek
Sadykhov is SOFTYou can see it in his face.
>>155843091nope
>Shells up in a ball>Complains to to the ref after the stop
>>155843108>>155843108>>155843108>>155843108>>155843108
>heemed by some heemlet from fucking acrebrazzas can't fight.
HE GOT PUNCHED QUICK STOP THE FIGHT
perfect stoppage btw can't shell up like a bitch like that
>>155843097No one cares except for your gf >>155843105Anti-fan opinion, disregarded.
Shades of Poatan vs Ank 2
>>155843098a particular pain, 'padre
heeemLast man standing, got methods wrong though
canadians are so fucking stupid
>>155843135hes heemed then dumbass wtf
>>155843120he curled up into a ball, in a fight that translates to "AIEEEE STOP IT PLEASE I'M SHORRY I'M SHORRY IT HURTS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK OKAY?!?!?"
noo the thread must le be buried for the main event! during fifa no less!!
choo choo !
>>155843192I cant wait for the world cup to be over b
1 semi-heem and 3 blocked ground and pound shouldn't be enough for a stop desu
lol fucking based
pls God, let Michel Pereira win this.
wew
>>155843303why did you steal my pic of my fav coalburner?
This begs the question: Just how good is Bo Nickal?
fiziev's existence debunked the eye test
