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I miss the sirs from the 2022 cup. Shame all the mods these days are poos
come on the england
>>155847777
Should win at least 5-0.
he shouldnt play Kane at all, the other two CFs are rusty give them a half each
>>155847777Holy quads
>>155847791
>>155847840Deny Kane a chance at stat padding? He’d never allow it.
>>155847777Lucky quads of truth
>>155847550why do you always make a new comfy thread when there's already a pre-existing one?https://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/155847035/
>>155847840perfidious albion arent guaranteed 1st
Getting ready to laugh at englel
Marcus Rashford not looking very patriotic there.
Reminder in England it's easier for the 300 year old national anthem to change its pronouns than it is for a living human being
>>155847901yours is a shit format, confusing image
>>155847961that's his only facial expression
>>155847976not mineyou sound like a salty redditor
>Juan Lara>from China
>>155847550>not a single white man on the English team besides harry kaneIs there even a white man left in britain?
It's not coming home.
>>155847901Yours is fucking shit, that's why. Retard.
>>155847777https://youtu.be/wOv2W1wmHxo
2 comfy threads For FUCKS SAKE
>>155847883Have a cheeky 20 on a hat trickSlabber jaws will be right up for this
>ITS COMING HOMEis this home Uganda or Ethiopia?
Hope none of you entered the ITV contest. Don’t want my chances reduced.
>>155847901>posting full link to threadfuck off new fag
Why does a canal get its own country?
That water hitting the camera is quite relaxing.
>>155848200Colombia failed to hold onto it.
CAM ON NGUBU
>minutes silence for the 4 beautiful IDF souls brutally butchered by those animal terrorists Based Infantino
This better be less awful than spain vs pooruguay
>Every team in the World Cup has scored a goal except PanamaCMON PANAMA DO YOUR JOB
>>155848200I don't know but I bet the CIA is responsible
>raining>dogshit giants/jest stadiumengland can't catch a break
Interesting trivia: The reason why in the coming home some they sing "Felines on my shirt" is because if you look closely at the England shirt there are some felines
>>155848349it's advantage ingerland, this is their natural habitat
Is Tuchel 300iq or a Mong?
>>155848392we call that combination "autistic"
>>155847568>the legendary star of david formation
Quansah is a fucking spaz
>>155848349Yes, we are famously not used to rain.
>>155848391I know it's rainy in ingerlandmore curious if this will cause any additional grass issuesthis is the only venue that's gotten complaints I believe
why do bong fans sing such cringey songs the whole match
>>155848345The CIA's predecessors were responsible as it was actually founded 44 years after the independence of Panama
>>155848482It’s called culture, something you lost when Philip had his armada smashed against the Tilbury rocks.
Why are Ingerland playing in red and black?
Wait I thought England were the white kit lol they look shit again
Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler,If you think we're on the run?We are the boys who will stop your little game.We are the boys who will make you think again.'Cause who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler,If you think old England's done?Mr. Brown goes off to town on the eight twenty-one,But he comes home each evening and he's ready with his gun.So who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler,If you think old England's done?
>>155848482It's called soul, hombre
>ref actually doing something about timewasting faggotrybased wtf?
>>155848566looks like a can*dian uniform lol
For those who know better what is englands urgency for this game? they're already through anyways right how badly do they want to top the group?
>>155848557Leah Williamson bitched about white shorts and periods and now we all have to suffer.
>>155848519>With the backing of the United States, Panama seceded from Colombia in 1903, allowing the construction of the Panama Canal to be completed by the United States Army Corps of Engineers between 1904 and 1914.lol some things are just so obvious really
>>155848612>what is englands urgency for this game?Nobody wants to lose to literally who farmer nations
>>155848612Easier side of the draw for the group winner.
>>155847976>>155848182>sad little faggot gets his self worth from making a threadgrim
>>155848579
>>155848482never heard of lyrics?>flagoh
Send saka home on the titanic
>>155848612>or those who know better what is englands urgency for this game?Kane needs goals because he is a stat padding fraud
sooooo Landon Donovan is gay right
>trashford doing more in 5 minutes than Gordon has done in 180
>>155848619Um dont they have pads and tampons an that
>>155848619??? It's about bleeding holes?
>>155848619mad that
nigga name Kwanzaa???
Fun fact: English and words derived from it (England, Englishman etc) are the only instances in the entire English language where the letters ENG makes the "ing" sound
>>155848554>>155848591>>155848697too easy lol
>come on england score some bloody goals
>>155848673Is there a lot of farming in Panama?
You now remember this masteerpiece of a kick off during England-Panama at the World Cup in 2018
>>155848612We saw how well playing your B team after you've advanced goes first hand>ricardo pepi>shat turner
Fuck off, I'm not supporting this shite.
>3 games in a row of red vs white kitsi'm immune to propaganda, and i don't like it.
>>155848822looks like the true detective bitch
>>155848842Mad how pathetic England are
it's going awayit's going away it's goingfootball's going away
>>155848822I normally hate plastic fans but her mega-tits get her a free pass
>>155848822flouride stare
>>155848815Pressed me harder than Panama are pressing England.
Dire and grim status?
>>155848842It's trying to tempt a low-block shitter team into chasing the ball and creating space you dummkopf.
>>155848822Love her so much
I’m in bed already watching on me laptop fan onkitty sleepingquite comfy
>>155848925all foids are plastic fans so it doesn't count
>>155848822i'm trying to put 3 gallons of cum down the throat of the bitch behind her.
>>155848935literally me right now after it had 40 °C today
>>155848810Engine Engulf Engraved
>>155848822crazy eyes
>>155848935is he watching?
>>155848997In your accent maybe.
>>1558490051000 cock stare
The Rashford conundrum baffles me. Why is he so reluctant to keep that high salary in exchange for playing time at Barca. His 40m buy isn't a lot for Barcelona. If he took even a 20% paycut Barcelona could have signed him on a perm
>>155848997Smartest jock
>>155848957who is she?
>>155849005>>155848939when brown people see blue eyes
le cut inside and shoot straight at the keeper man
CAM ON ENGLAND>>155848868aye thats her
it's too hot>>155849005based noticeravoid at all costs
I didn't know the next euro will be held in bonglandI guess it will be leaving home this time
>>155849103it's visiting
>>155849103neither did i wtf
Are the fans chanting USA?
>>155848842That was vs Croatia in the semifinal.
>>155849083why she got braces, she's 40
Why is it still 0-0?
>155848951?
>Anderson drilling a hospital pass at lightspeed into Bellingham's feetbased
asked a girl out in a dream but she turned me down lads
>>155849058Bro never saw Percy Jackson an the lightning thief *skull skull *
>these corners
Anderson looks more comfortable without Rice yapping next to him
Where's Rice?
>>155849162you're hallucinating
>>155849058Alexandra Daddarioshe was in true detective with her admittedly very nice tits out
>>155849206Better that than having a good date followed by amazing sex then waking up depressed with sticky pants mate
>>155849151Yeah x we all love you x
What’s the sad excuse now when Panama isn’t even parking the bus? The rain?
England are shite, lads
>>155849274>be rice>also be declanliterally a rice paddy
I unironically cannot tell Panama and England apart. Who the fuck decided on those colors.
>>155849292thank you very much
>>155849292>When you haven't taken the bins out yet
>>155849292she did have nice tits but michelle monaghan was super beautiful in that show
>>155849274Haaland ate that mf i seen it....
>>155849206Cheated on my girlfriend in a dream
>>155849304See >>155849328
twice married twice divorced here ama
>>155849328many such decades
>>155849328You’ll be telling your grandkids about that Croatia game at least
These black shorts are ugly. Just play completely in red
>>155849292>>155849354>>155849372Sports?
>>155849304pundits will find one for them
>>155849292most Anglo England supporter
>>155849372did you learn the lesson
>>155849372what is your problem
>>155849354Lili Timmons giga mogged both
>>155849372Why did you go for a second time?
>just play Bellingham a little deeper to cover for Rice>he gets fouled every time he's on the ball
>>155849400they're blueyou're colourblind
Panama have never scored a point, yet they're outplaying England
>>155849404Gaaay
Anderssen - 120kAndretti - 1.2mAndrés - 12mAnderson - 120m
I CAN'T SHOOT
>>155847963whats your national anthem like?
england sucks
>>155849400>Lavorpellno thanks Juergen
>almost
>>155849461It’s all part of the plan.
Good one lad, great use of the ball
The fuck was the point of that pickford?
>>155849400no
typical england trying to walk it in
>>155849372How much lego can you put up your bum?
>>155849467You now remember patetico de madrid paid 100M for felix lamo
>>155849372Third time lucky LMAO
>>155849457I see neither black nor blue in the English flag
drenched lads need a bit more water
Well needed hydration break in the rain on an overcast daybravo fifa
bong on FOX called a black player paceyI thought it was a meme
This is England's b-team, right? There's no way these guys are contenders
Why do English hate drinking water so much?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
C'MON PANAMAPARK SUM FUCKIN BUSES
>>155849465Ironically, your coombrain is turning you into a faggot
>>155849570Chelsea paid 60 for him when he was already completely exposed as shite then paid 40 for him again 2 years later kek
>>155849372Hopefully your assets are in a cold wallet crypto
Agua por favor....
>>155849467Anderzinho - 255m (transferring to Al-Sadd)
>>155849624
>>155849619one of the favourites apparently
>>155849577i don't see pink or turqoise in the german flag either
Reminder Panama have played 5 previous World Cup games and lost 5 England beat Panama 6-1 at World Cup 2018
>>155849372why did you break the sacrament?
Panama leaving the cup without scoring a single goal would be hilarious.
Tuchel loves these hydration breaks doesn't he
do americans die if they don't watch 7 hours worth of commercials every day and don't force everyone else to watch them too?
>>155849721they represent the LGBTQ+ flag
>>155847963never happened but even if it did that's a good thing
if harry kane doesn't score 2 goals, i stand to lose five pounds sterling
Getting ready, lads
Why are England so shit today?
>>155849657That's actually crazy
Tuchel is going to beat the shit out of them at half time if things don’t improve
>>155849656Thank you for your input, texas.
>>155849698Iv'e had Irn Bru before but I forgot what it tastes like
>>155849811>today
So England are one of the favorites?
>getting battered by a fucking canalKEK England can't play outdoors
>>155849811They’re all ardent Starmerites.
>>155849811>Now For almost 50 years now and it's your fault
>>155849746yesmy work computer doesn't have an adblocker and it's all wholesome video ads for drugs
>>155849746yeswe are all posting from beyond the grave
Did Lee Dixon just call Pickford, rashford?
>>155849746Welcome to Costco, I love you
This gotta be the worst back 4 in my lifetime
I hate saka so much
>>155849913both black, easy mistake to make tbf
>>155849913Cut him some slack, he didn’t know there was such a thing as a groundsman five minutes ago.
>>155849746wouldn't know, wouldn't dare watch so few adverts in a day
How many have england scored by now?
Sucka is finished isnt he?
>>155849746Yep I am on life support as I only met 5 hours today NGMI bye /sp/
>run all the way into the box>do nothing with itrepeat until a fluke happens
> CAM ON NGUBU SCORE SUM FAKKIN GOALS
Our defence is an omni shambles. Embarrassing.
>>155849913wanted to call Pickford the N word but just went for the easy cop out
>>155849969t. Harry Maguire’s mum.
and then you remember this is the english A-squadgrimola
It's not coming home is it, this lot get into the quarter finals they'll have done well.
Never forget when Harry Kane got heightmogged by Pat Patriot
these shots and chances suckeven the US vs Turkey generated better chances even if the balls somehow were magneted away from the net
Really like those Rashford crosses
this thread is not comfy
Southgate football
>>155849746it's why nfl is so much more profitable than football
>>155848714he sounds like he hates life
wonder what Terry thinks of this 11
Reminder that Cabo Verde drew 0-0 with fucking Spain. Not sure why there’s freaking out over group stage games
>>155850134Any more riots planned next month northern bro
>>155850134have a screenshot
imagine being john terry's wife
weird how footballers wives all look the same
Morgan Rogers invisible so far
>>155850165What about it?
>>155850024Tricking the knockout teams into thinking we're shit. 4d chess you wouldnt get it
>>155850165painfulshould have just kept him
>>155848714I doubt it. He is just autistic is my guess.
>Anderson>Bellingham>Rogersusecase?
>>155850107The meta against us is just arteta ball and hope to get a goal on the counter or just go to penalties, which we can't do much about and just ends up making a boring match.
>>155850177Tired of working his day jobhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fphIQ0_z54w
>englel into 2ndlol
>>155850229>2013 was 20 years ago Brutal. Everyone was so excited for EPL back then
>>155850286Get lingoat in
>>155850296Huh? So you only scored two or three so far?
BONG
>>155850229lol id forgot about that thread
Honestly the US team, for all its flaws has put on a more impressive showing this WC than England. And I'm not just saying that because I'm American. Seriously what are you guys doing? England is cool and I want to see you guys win too
Did you know that Mexican jumping beans jump because there’s actually moth larvae inside and holding or throwing the bean stresses it out causing the bean to react. It’s incredibly cruel.Please do not buy Mexican jumping beans.
>>155850239Imagine being Wayne Bridge and complaining to the press about John Terry fucking your fiancée then turning around and shagging Frankie Sandford while she’s still dating Dougie from McFly. Must have been incredible.
>>155850411Plans within plans Hans you wouldnt get it
RO32 exit to Cristiano as it stands lads
Might switch to the Croatia game
>>155850440nah
>>155849993kek
these panamians putting together some nice 1-touch passing moves desu
>>155850445Do what I want
>>155850440Even our one loss was an exciting game with tons of chancesWhat the fuck is this, it's like England's players are passing it to the opposing keeper instead of shooting it.
get Watkins on. 4-4-fuckin 2
Theres no way we win this world cup, i think we leave in ro32. Our ngubus are complete shit. We would get raped by even portugal, france or argentina would end us as a footballing nation.
not a hat trick if there's any (P)s involved desu
>>155850604>Theres no way we win this world cupNo shit. Come on buddy
It's not coming home LOLPic unrelated, Sweden is training in little Venezuela
I think players who try for a penalty instead of a goal should be executed
>>155850480Only one?!
>>155850440>the penetrators of Paraguay>the assblasters of Australia
England boom bust cycle is rapidly accelerating
is kane still cursed lads, how strong are panama witch doctors
lmao that match momentum chart
martinez is like if luna was good
>>155850560>t. has never watched divegrass beforeEngland just isn't that good, truth be toldthey are the poster children for caring more about their club careers than playing with the national team
If >we don’t win this game I’m gonna lose my SHIT
never forget how special kane's 2018 golden boot campaign was
what is the coming home status?
>>155850698>The placators of Panama
Australia-tier performance from England here
based on this information, what EPL team should i follow when i start watching divegrass after this world cup
Whys there a panama player that looks like that little shit that played for everton and Brighton
>Harry KingYou can just tell by his reactions he is and you can see that none of his teammates like him
this game sucks, it's not coming home, I've never seen such a terrible vibe amongst english posters on spee in all my life
Wait a minute that…
>>155850771Brazilians made a pretty convincing argument that's more true of their NT
>>155850678what the fuck I thought this was AI
mata :)!!!!!!!!
>>155850785Status: humbled by thirdie ngubus from pop. 300,000 countries
>>155850776
>>155850799Coventry.
what would cause mass firings for england staff? ro16 exit?
>>155850775rip wife
looks like tyrone mings is just there for some reason
>>155850604your biggest mistake was bringing two haramball fc wingers
>>155850810>Harry KuntFucking autocorrect, lol
What would Dave Meltzer rate this first half?
>>155850857Brazil has been white hot in this tournament, none more so than (may God forgive me for acknowledging him) Vinicius
>>155850887The Glamour would NEVER belittle her own country.
>>155850799you'd be at home in arsenal with the rest
feels like every one of englands shots and even crosses are blocked or deflected
Half the ngubus refuse to even sing the anthem and then proceed to play at half their ability vs their club performanceI honestly think they will sabotage our wc
I hope ingurland win this one. I wanted to go watch the portugal game on this big screen in town but I hate crowds. However I also like the energy, what would you do bros
>>155850225i'm in surrey m8. not planning any riots desu although the bin collection is sometimes a bit noisy on a tuesday which fucks me right off if i'm wfh and trying to have a lie in so i'm not ruling it out.
Bongbros kane the mouth breathing mong is holding your team back
>>155850959>ViniciusBest big game player in the world, you'd be fool to expect anything else
ive slurped on too much semen, im out
>>155850953Depends how many Fulham players Panama has.
>>155850933just like for Villawhy are they even here, why is a guy who never plays for Man City here
english milf rose, golly
do england know they have to score
Dreary shite this, Clive. Dreary.
O’Reilly looks for a simple pass, it gets closed off, he dribbles past 2 players and instead of continuing or looking forward he tries to swivel 180 and make the same simple pass back as he first saw. Gets cut out easily by the guys he just went past. Embarrassing.
Why the fuck is rashford starting on this team? I thought he was washed
could do with someone like Foden
>>155850990Yeah I see that. Even if it's not malicious, they can't handle the international stage.
>>155850959I meant more that they care about club play more. Winning a WC would be a treat but 20 years ago the vibe was much different among their players. Maybe that's a general trend everywhere
>>155850996If you live in a tourist town go to the big screen and rescue an English rose after she gets battered at the end of this inevitable draw, easy shag
hope you're ready to apologise to this man a in couple of weeks time
Kek the mong is offside again
>>155851004yeah they need more big strong bvlls
Who's lelgland facing rn atm in the next round
>>155849856Like pic related but orange flavor I think.
>>155851123is he larping as gascoigne
norf phenotype spotted
Whole lotta slurping going on this match
>>155851196portugal
>>155851196I think winner of Portugal/Colombia group LMFAO
>free kicklol that was awful
>>155851094By far the best out there with guehi, quansah and Bellingham. Whites are unironically the problem in englel.
>>155851095Oi, do you have a loicense for more than 2 white on the field?
>>155851139Do you mean England or Brazil? Pretty well documented all the England players back then hated each other and only hung around with their club team mates when on England duty
>>155851202>Literal goyslop
>>155851124They play for the world in the premier league, mateI just think they cba and dont want to risk injury incase it hurts their club season
>>155850867They're remodeling which is stupid af, they should have done it either before or after the World Cuphttps://x.com/SkySports/status/2070806775293514170?s=20
>trashford>>155851238>>155851239Kek!
THREE HALVES ON THE DRAWCROATIA GAME JUST DREAMING
Any of you zoomies remember a bloke named Heskey?
>>155851266I get his point tbf, if you assume most players on big money are mercs then they won't care about something that doesn't get them money
That was an awful half
Time flies when you're having fun
>>155851202That's not helping I haven't had koolaid in 30 years
mad how people are still surprised by theses England displays
i wonder which genius at the FA decided that they'd replace soufgate with a manager who'd play the exact same way
Just realised I was 50 seconds behind the entire half because I had paused it to enter that contest.
I thought england were good now lads
yeah lads it's not coming home
>theses England displays
>>155851266Brazil, I don't know much about England during that time except Beckham
>>155851417Eddie Howe needs to be next England manager no matter what
>>155851354>HESSSKAAAAYYYYYYYY>IT'S FU(voice cracks)OIVE!!!!!!
>this game
hate myself and want to die
>>155851489Kieran McKenna’s made himself available just for this.
>>155851417Thought itd be funny
england are just resting their star players right?
England is playing fine why the fuck are you guys complaining.
Just sent a fax to tommy tactics. He will promptly sub in some englishmen.
>get coompletely shut down by ghanans >see france winning cups and playing good ngububall>fields a ngubu team>our ngubus grew up in england so have the curse
>>155851539He’s a good coach but not sure players would respect him enough
I want Panama to win, quite honestly. A team full of Africans managed by a German. In what meaningful way does this represent England. Fuck it.
God we are fucking shit
>>155851489Howe is much closer to being sacked than being promoted
What's up with all of these "you need to help the robots that are taking your job," commercials?
>>155851052protect her smile
Did I just see an advert for man nappies
That sucked ballsMight watch a drunk german woman's karaoke instead
>>155851644At least someone gets it
>>155851580They need to win to avoid Portugal/Colombia and they’ve had 0 (ZERO) good chances and forced no good saves all half
>>155851639Call in some of those dingy ngubus
>>155851570they just needed their tea
>>155851489i have watched this type of football all season under Howe
>>155851668Thats a grimace
whilst it is possible for it to stay a draw, really possible. England scoring 2 or 3 (or even 1 for the win) is still likely. And that will mask how shit they are. They were shit against Ghana and not that good against Croatia. A pretty poor group as well. A good team would be rolling all these teams with no problems.
>>155851666what
>>155851666whats up indeed, satan
>>155851580Panama have looked better than us when they have got the ball. We just endlessly choke. Theres 50m£ players out there getting tackled successfully by banana farmers.
ISTILLBELIEVE
I want England (Africa) to lose. I need England (Africa) to lose.
>>155851646International jobs are a demotion not a promotion. Top managers only take them if they want a more relaxed job with less daily effort. Generally it’s a 2nd tier manager pool compared to clubs, which is perfect for Eddie Howe
>>155851679They sell more adult nappies than baby nappies in Japan, world's getting older
>>155851760What team?
if you honestly cant see that england will win this you don't know football tbf
there's nothing really on the bench. Tuchel's squad is terrible
and now for the halftime segment where our experts cope
>>155850996Just go man
Hi
>>155851869This. We're surrounded by frauds.
theyre using the exact same "oh well we're playing bad because we're against a small bad team" excuseas if playing against a proper team will suddenly make england play better
>>155851880Pretty sure theyre saying they are shit
>>155851784Bus parking + pressing works great against England. It's their kryptonite.
>>155851869And even if we win, we still got completely exposed as frauds in the first half. Portugal with a fucking pensioner as striker would have scored 2 in that half.Its over and i wont hear any more of it
itv1 pundit said England is geared to defeat big teams. that's why they struggle against underdogs.
>>155851855Any good team would beat all in the group including England. Clearly England are the better team in the group and yet are terrible. So England could be a good team but the proof is they are not.
>>155851948Exact same as what?
>>155851997KEK
>>155851948It will though with tuchel's tactics. We played two teams who didnt care about scoring
>>155851997Based and true.
history repeats itself
>>155852018same as they talked about during the ghana game >>155851997
>>155852005What good team? Which teams are you talking about?
>>155851997Yeah this is our cope until we get knocked out by a big team
>>155851997lol
i hope england loses this game and their next game
>>155851997>big teamsyou mean obese teams so they can't run and the goalie can't dive so even England pens have a chance to go in?
>>155851997just like my Germany :)
>>155851997Fucking hell thats an interesting idea>we dont suck, our players just play better against better teams
>Rob Lowe being an absolute cuck on an advertSellout.
>>155852115same
>>155852018>>155852082Tommy why aren't you posting under a US flag right now
hire guardiola. this is a shitshow
>>155851771>>155851776IDK some sort of Canadian commercial where a robot is delivering food and some white guy decided to knock it over. Then a black guy gets it back on its feet to go its merry way. The robot reaches its destination which is a hospital and bringing food to some sort of nurse taking care of a patient. I tried to find it on youtube but I can't be arse to keep looking.
>>155851948It clearly worked against the best of our three opponents, Dougal, you braindead clown
>>155851536Even if you own a wideEven if you rack, I may sayI could never wantabribeI've been therefor matter, well saidIn the someday,with my soundIn the someday, with my soundIn the someday, with my soundIn the someday
>>155852082France, Brazil, Argentina, Germany (yes even Germany) and I would add Spain, Portugal, Belgium Norway. Even the US could be in there, we will have to see how well they can do against the more fancied teams.
>>155852211>food delivery "'"""people""""" will eventually be replaced by robotswowit'sfuckingnothing.webmyeah I know, muh slippery slope
>>155852211>some white guy decided to knock it over. Then a black guy gets it back on its feetno way
>>155851997It’s true tbf, they’re playing a CB at RB because Trent isn’t there, they’ve got pacy one-dimensional wingers (Gordon, Rashford, Saka) instead of Foden/Palmer who can drift, they have Spence as LB alternative instead of Hall or Shaw who’d naturally join attack easier. All of that makes it hard vs Ghana and Panama, but all helps vs big teams. Whether it makes them good enough or not remains to be seen but I think Tuchel saw the 48 team group stage and decided it didn’t matter how England do vs minnows, he wants players and a system for dealing with the big guys.
Sake lads
A dangerous team like panama?
>>155852331IDK, IIRC most of the videos of people vandalizing shit happens to be black. Maybe its different in Canada and blacks are the pillars of community while whites are the parasites.
>>155851948heard a talksport phone in after croatia where a lad phoned in saying how by playing a good team we'd had it easy and the big tests would come from playing against shit teams cos they're harder to beat than good teams and it sounded mental but on reflection he may have had a point.
<— — — — — rate my waifu
what does this creature do?
>>155852211I saw a different one, anon. Kept waiting for a fob Somali to attack it with a machete.
>>155851536>>155852219https://youtu.be/sXhvCtqmhBs?is=m2o1ua7bAA3XLPwA
Shearer is in full cope mode
when is the Kane penalty?
STICK ON TONEY AND GO TWO UP FRONT DICKHEAD
>>155847550I just checked if it stands like this England can meet US in quarterfinals in Miami. The only thing would have made it better was if they met on Philly near July 4th during r16 but that’s not possible
THREE HATS ON THE SHIRTBLUE CANAL STILL GLEAMING30 YEARS OF EXTREME BIODIVERSITYIT'S COMING
alright lets get it over with
>>155852554TBQH I want Iran to meet the US and beat them, would be hilarious.
>>155852443he's the lead header
>Kane now playing left back
Bellingham having a shocker
>5-0 or nothing>well they do have to get that first goal, very important.
a man, a plan, a canal, panama
>>155852501What he's saying is completely true you fucking idiotWhat else do people expect from these bus parking defensive minnow teams who don't give a shit about playing? Everybody predicted this
>>155852595it would be funnier if the US beat Iran
>>155852595Iran not possible until 3rd place match or finals and that’s a tall ask
>>155852501Hes not coping, hes blackpilling
>street footballer thugsWTFcommentator losing it
Rashford is such a liability
typical rashford
>>155852427REEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE*frantically makes rectangular VAR motion with hands*
Thomas Christiansen is the best coach in CONCACAF. If only he coached a real country.
England will score at minute 62
>>155852670good teams would not be struggling against this garbage, and England are garbage in not being able to break down part timers. More like the Suez crisis all over again.
Get Rashy off this is unbearable
COME ON ENGERLUND, SCOR SOME FACKIN GOALSSS
>>155852501That’s not a cope. He’s right
>I have a chance to score>Better backheel it
kane lmao
>>155852636>we should score a goalincredible stuff, hope he's getting paid for his insight
>>155852310Did you see brazil against scotlel
Goddamn how fucking shit is Bongland
i thought that shaman guy removed the curse from kane, why isn't he scoring?
>>155852670see france vs norway for how a good team plays vs a bad teamhat trick in 20 minutes
KWAB
Lmao what the fuck was that?
>gayne
FUCKS SAKE
>>155852636up to this point they've been knocking more politely than a Mormon missionary
>>155852788Spain drew 0-0 against Cape Verde you know nothing about ball
>>155852796>we have seen this before no that is cope, because simply saying "we have seen this before" is like saying it's the norm. When timmyy tooshill was supposed to be changing it all.
>>155852856lots of arsenal fans have the same powers
Dont like Konsa. The reason? Well...
Since cards reset after this stage, why don't they just start murderball?
CAMM on lads score one for the boys
>>155847550folarin balogun wouldve scored that
I love how the pundits just make excuses by saying>"Yeah, but better teams will let us play so we'll win against them"So arrogant
CAN HE FINISH ITno
>>155852670>Everybody predicted England would get outplayed by part timersTrue but only because they're fucking shit
When Saka's not in America, is he called Fotbal?
>>155852922yeah, seen it before and it ended 0-0 and they didnt learn anything from it
Get Rashford off. This guy stinks.
>>155852958This, unironically.
well done Tuchel on picking 4 braindead wingers
CAM ON PANAMASCORE SOME FUCKING GOALS
>>155852984>gets put out by the first good team
>>155852921yes and it was garbage, good teams roll shitters for fun. When you see this in club football in cup competitions again there is no excuse. These are being paid millions and they are playing against part timers.
He’s called him Rashford again.
I'm going to bed, this game is a boring embarrassment.
again just runs it straight off the pitch fucks sake
I am worried for the roses bro...
>>155853026>I'm gay and know nothing about footballTrue
>have same demographics as French team>theirs are actually good at football
Judt think people actually took time off work, flew to america, had their arse violated by TSA, just to sit in a shitty stadium and drink semen
they need to bend it like beckham
>>155853113you will miss England scoring
>>155853032Which country calls the sport monkey cunt? He should visit
>>155853092he paused there and finally realisedpolite of the other commentator to not correct him
Who would we play if came first and who would we play if we came second?
>>155853086You know nothing about football.
quansahs entire defending approach seems to be dragging opponents down and running them over
'arry "I Can't Score" Kane
>>155852958England's brave Folarin Balogun?
I CAN'T SCORE
>>155853171Not likely mate, at least I'm quarter German so I will claim your national team.
It ain't coming home this year lads
I CAN'T PASS
Kek our positioning our tempo. Everything is wank
a german has told me we'll score at 62 mins
MR BEAN DO SOMETHING
Rashford and Saka are useless. A complete inability to take players on, rubbish crosses have become our only option.
do the captchas get easier? this is cancer
Why do our players shoot the ball at the goalkeeper, dont they know they need to put the ball away from his hands
blud what is rashford doing *skull emoji*
>>155853270Tbh desu
the Jets stink might have rubbed off on England
Please take Rashford off immediately. He is so bad.
rousing play from england
>>155853190wow the cope flows through to the "fans". Multimillionaires, the best training facilities, even the weather conditions said to provide a platform to play good football and what is there, trash.
Just had a word with me wife, lads>wipes away the Stella from my chinYep, she's piped down now
When they have a shot on goal, why don't they aim it at the unguarded parts, instead of straight at the GK's hands?
Trent time...oh wait
GET WATKINS ON
TIME OUTAN ENGLISH BLOKE'S PUSSY IS RAVAGEDBLOODY ELL
Problem is the lads aren't hydrated enough
>>155853395Weird that they di that innit
>>155853187https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/world-cup/schedule#KnockoutStage
>>155853318they're saying you're not allowed to phonepost
>>155853187coming second means vs portgual atmcoming first would mean vs one of the 3rd place teams
>>155853318>In low elo captchas
>>155853395reverse psychology literally 5D chess
>Konsa coming offGood riddance, he's been diabolical this game
>>155853395didn't think that far ahead
Why is Tuchel dressed like a junkie?
Good thing we didn't leave every cunt at home to make sure Bellingham didn't feel like his place was threatened.
>>155853121Coping extremely hard now
>all three of England's right back options are now injured
BELLINGZ
IT'S COMING HOME
why is Jordan Rashford trying to get a guy sent off
Gooooooool
Bellingham WHO ELSE
>>155853477Quansah. Konsa is the shit CB.
bloody panamaniacs I tell you
fuckin finally
FACKIN GOL
Quansah yellow & injured
It's coming home
blimey
>>155853151Stay poor
>>155852783What happens next
>>155853494Hes been on nazi meth tablets since the ghana game
>>155853365>>155853517That's right. You shut the fuck up, both of you, and sit down.
Lads call the mass suicide off. Its coming home
NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU
utter woke nonsense
oh and it was Bellendham too and there he is doing that gayass celebrationday ruined
The plane has changed its destination. Its Coming Home
>>155852783>>155852783>>155852783
the goals will come flowing now. my belgies finally scored 1 and then they scored 4 more
>>155853636Hahahaha grand standing over a set pieceIt's come home!
>>155853698>you're being outplayed by Panama!Sit down
Is there any chance England plays the US? That would be some fun bantz.
Its coming homeApologiseBest team in table confirmed
>ngubu mercdoesnt count. score is still 0-0.
>>155853754On the 4th of july would be kino
>>155852783Hello Mr Tuchel how are you feeling today?
Well done england well doneHOWEVERcan I get 2-1 for my prediction league?
>decide to give this whole 'soccer' thing a try>turn game on at 59:xx..>dual injury cause someone stepped on someone else's foot. >both players rolling around in agony>England team is all brown?what the fuck is this shit?
here's your mascot
>>155853754yo... is she free?
this thread is never comfy
>>155853786Not a ngubu. Half white. Ngubu is full African
>>155853786erm actually his dad is white
>>155853786>white dadIt counts
>>155852783
>>155853856i blame the engl*sh
>>155852783lmao I actually predicted it
>>155853636how about no, I literally said England would likely win the game. The yare still garbage, they are playing part timers. This should not even be a problem, Panama are ranked 40th in the world, this is like a PL team beating non league, not even manure v grimsby
does Panama really have Pablo Escobar playing for them?YO DAWGLEMME GET A BUMP
>>155853820Dad I told you to stop posting on 4chan
>>155853916So what are you complaining about then you stupid cunt
>>155852783Quasimodo predicted this
SIR HARALD
KANEget fucked Lineker
How do you say it's over in Panamanian?
>>155853899good job, Klaus.
>>155853754If England wins the group then only if both teams make the final.If England are runners up in their group, then they might play in quarter-finals
Say the line england
>>155853809get in!
>>155853806
KanedIt's coming home after all
England are so weakmind it's crazy. Once it doesn't matter anymore, suddenly its easy to score.
KANE KANE KANE
>>155854046It's coming home
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
>>155854014si se puede
Drei Löwen auf dem Hemd!
GIVE ME PANAMA OR I RETIRE
that was a good ass header i can't lie
>>155854046it's cammin home you cunts
>>155853295>>155852783wtf
Just like to say i drank beer in Croatia vs EnglandDidnt drink in the ghana gameDrank in 2nd half of this game
>>155853856Blame the sticky for being so shit
Bellingham been England’s best player this tourney I reckon
>>155854183I have that remote.
>>155854183What are you going to do with your new found power?
>>155852783The prophet of /sp/
>>155853971>complainingexcept I am not complaining. England were already through anyway, you were the one trying to make out England were having trouble because somehow the shitter team of Panama were somehow just too good with their defence. Panama are a terrible team.
Group won. Let young Mainoo have 5 minutes
>>155854058That's what I look like when I cum
GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLL
Looking at Segenal or Dr Congo in the next round now
>>155852213ABEs just left the thread crying lol
>>155854183was the beer lukewarm? genuinely how do you get that much froth
>>155854183that bitch is giving straight head.
>>155854294I hope it's Dr. Congo, I've got too much respect for those Senegalese ballers
The cracks have been emphatically and effectively papered over.
>>155854306foid pour
>>155854362its panama
>ezeno more goals for us
>>155854353I'm fond of Dr Congo purely for their silly country name and this fan
>>155854362There were no cracks
>>155854438golly
OHHHH OHHHHHHHHHWERE LIVING ON A PRAYERRRR
>>155854438WOW WOAH WOWI AM WATCHING THAT GANE TONIGHT
>>155854442>needed refball to avoid losing to Ghana
rip scotbrosgreat fans I hope Steve Clarke gets booted miserable bastard
>>155854438i thought they were supposed to be starving
>>155854438I refuse to believe she is actually fromt he congo. A woman like that would get raped there 24/7
Anderson spent most of this game putting out fires caused by our shitty players
>>155854438Dr congo is much better than Zaire
>>155854577They needed something in that Morocco game. That totally killed them.
>>155854589that's what he's best at luckily, he does it in the league, too
Where did all the foreign flags go?
please give me 2-1 i need this
Martinez looks like neal maupay
>>155854544We don't talk about that
>>155854588She comes to my house, and it's no different. America is harvesting this WC.
This ends 3-0 but people will still moan about it
>>155854544No refball whatsoever in that game.
>>155854672
Morgan Rogers stinkerMarcus Rashford stinker
We're so good
>>155854853cool it with the racism
>>155854853HOOKED
>>155854806huhu Junicorn huhu
Croatia 3rd place lol
>trashford
>>155855052E NGLANDA FRICANSS LAVSY ANK CANAL
>>155855034
They're going to score another one aren't they?
>>155855150Sex
I am convinced that America's A team would smash England's.
Here comes Hendo and Squirrel Nutkins
Better bring a 40year old jodan Henderson on
>>155855204if they sat on them or what
>>155855204The A-Team is a fictional TV show mate.
Americans are great because you can’t tell when they are joking
CROATIA HOLY SHIT
>>155855204>>155855284The assualters of Australia The purgers of paraguayThe tormentors of..ack
>>155855410They scored again
>>155855150I was in Norway a few days ago. That brown cheese you lot eat is so fucking good. I'm going to import some.
>>155855150
>>155855284>>155855296>>155855350I pitty the fool who think I ain't serious.
>>155855204What position does Mr T play?
>>155851145>>155851892Thanks frens, i'm actually going
HOW DID HE MISS THAT
>Trashford
Gashford
>>155855512yeah it's alright. best on freshly made bread>>155855516love she
>>155855550He would definitely play keeper. Maybe a cheeky center-back.
>>155855550He plays rolling sub with Hulk Hogan.
>>155855204in a hot dog eating contest
>>155855550bottom
>>155855350
CAM ON PANAMA SCORE JUST ONE GOAL PLEASE
>>155855204Really just chucked that one right over the plate huh fella?
>>155855204
UM
Madueke is offensively bad
aw man
Elite slowdown from Guehi on the break
>>155855853Did you bet on 2-1? Panama only team who hasn't scored yet apparently.
England still shit desu
Honestly I'm rooting for Argentina this world cup
>>155855994yeaik but it's england
>>155856023Man city fan?
>>155856023The patrician's choice
>>155855995Tbh
>>155856023the belgrano's that way mate ||V
>>155856023i've always bandwagoned the netherlands once england gets dumped out myself. not really sure why, just always liked them since i was a wee lad.
>>155856067Nah, only watch national football.>>155856069It's also fun that everyone seethes against them.
>>155856023For me, it's Germany, but this cup they look way worse than us
>>155856121Holland or Portugal for me. Or our island brothers in Japan
>>155856121for me it was italy and netherlands. good thing we're in it this time, as neither of them showed up
YOU ALL SHOULD BE ROOTING FOR DOCTOR CONGOwe going hard in that thread later.
>>155856171a true tourist choice
Never doubted. It's coming home lads
bellingham covered his hand again while talking to a guy. suspend this thug!
>>155856117Lad I'm glad we fought and won back the Falklands, I still like them.
>>155856023no team has won me over yetwill see
>>155856223On in 30mins... tempting
>>155856239What hwhite team should I support then?
>>155856264Yet they still seethe about it 40years later
>>155856223We all cheering for THE doctor
>>155856212think i just enjoyed those mad shirts they had
>>155856325Norgay
>>155856467Good shout desu, but I like the racist Argentine fans.
>>155856519kek
>>155856325Japan
Do we know Congo or Senegal? What decides it?
>>155856121That Bergkamp goal in 1998 was very intense I wouldn't have second guessed you for that.
>>155856222>neither of them showed upholland look quite good so far
>>155856606not my holland
>>155856632no idea what you're on about laddy sorry x
>>155856666i know
>>155856666checked
>>155856551They are yellower than my piss.
