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It's O time
I needa 'ait
Mariners are on.
>>155857213Cubs girls can do EVERYTHING
I can't believe I'm enjoying sports
it's up!
Dom pingpong double kek.
my berds are playing unfortunately
>>155857306Oh and his hamstring is fucked again.
>>155857211I drew the stinky Dane but it took 1000 hours in MS paint and wasn’t ready in time for nu
>>155857390kek he can't even open his windows kek
Sacramento Poodres edition
>>155857390Nice
>>155857390kek wonderful
>>155857390>can't afford air conditioning but can shitpost on a japanese message board about activites 5000 miles away
How come Hunter Goodman is a way better hitter in away games?
>>155857390kek
>>155857390based artisan
>>155857537DINGER!
>>155857537Same reason Gatherer Badman can only hit at home
>>155857563>hard r
>Soto, not to be outdone by Lindor, also hits an rbi triple Let them fight.
my jays use to have decent pitching and shit batting but now we have shit pitching AND shit batting
>>155857390The Dane silence on this is deafening
I've always wondered why Japanese players were so effeminate.
>>155857776Not a good recipe for a winning ballclub I’m afraid
Get on the wagon, or get run over.
>BackhusWhich 2hu is that and why is she pitching for the Phillies?
>>155857826Volumes.
You can do it Geno!
>>155857835too much søy in their diet for 1000s of years
Where can I get a skirt like this, mestsisters?
GENO FUCKING SUAREZ BABY
I'm a man! A Reds man!
>>155857944
>>155857835has ohtani ever cried?
I’m a bro! A central bro!!
>>155858678hi
Weaver is dealing
Did you guys/girls see Geno's go-ahead homer with 2 outs in the top of the NINTH!?
>>155858734*gulp*
>>155858821What am I looking at
>>155858893Weaver.
Is this the beginning of the mets turnaround?
>>155858987No. They need to have a traditional christian family values night to break the pride night curse.
>>155858734Hi, I'm a Reds man
>>155858987seymour_skinner_saying_yes.gif
>>155858987Senga is pitching tomorrow. So... no.
>>155859187
>>155858987mayhaps, how long has it been since lindor soto and bichette were in the lineup?
SEIYA SAYS SEE YA!!!F%&+ YOU!!1
>>155858028He's trying his best.
>>155859254Stearns!! The house is on fire!!
>>155859462>four ear piercings says a lot
>>155859462this game is in the books
nice popup DARSH
>>155859557When did he become one of the best hitters in baseball though?
Goodman has 2 homeruns and it's only the 3rd inning
>>155859686When the phillies started cheating again.
Why can’t Baty just be good at hitting
>>155859748DINGER!!!
M'sbros it feels like /we/ are gonna tie and surpass the team record for most games in a row failing to score at least 4 runs.
Put it in the books! gg philthies.
phillies seem pretty good
The Mets are now .500 in the Andy Green era. Don’t say you weren’t warned.
>>155858987simply a scheduled loss by the phils
everyone really is watching soccer
>>155860548I think the WC is in the dead zone where the games don't mean much until the knock out round. Sure there's a couple that do, but most seeds are locked already
>>155860548poonaldo and messi play today plus england earlier ive got the guards on too but muted
>>155860945>aussietoo bad we can't mute you
>>155860945turn that other shit off and focus on your baseball team, ya cunt
>>155860994you could simply filter aus flags but that would be cowardly>>155861133you worry about your team alright fella, ill worry about mine
Watching soccer is bad for you
>>155861193I never worry about my team
>>155857272it's over poodrepaco bros...
>>155861242Now this is a post I can drink to.
At least Doyer pregame is on now
>>155861288Drinking is bad for you
>>155860548I'm thinking about it.
>>155861364Baited this post.
>>155861390Baiting is bad for you
>>155861315Yes and everyone is finally showing up for the bbq party!Btw has anyone seen my wife 2hu?
>>155861429
Cardinals you can trade for this August: Lars Nootbaar, Dustin May, Jojo Romero
>>155861242now this is a post I can mainline speedballs to
>>155861446I fucked her
>>155861612Speedballs are bad for you
>>155861515You'll just have to trust me
>>155861688>her
>>155861688No you didn’t, bud. Thats fake news. Shut up or I’ll revoke your invite.
>>155861791He did. I did too...
I was there too and I fuckec her
>>155861791I also cummed in the potato salad lol
>>155861819>>155861850>>155861846Sure you did, bud.
>>155861870>t. sloppy fourths
This potato salad is pretty good
I fucked every anon here
>>155861982Thank you! I made it myself! The pool is in the backyard but the game starts in 2 minutes!>>155862040Ok that’s it, bud! Out!
>>155862097You're kicking your own wife out!?
Nicoooo
>>155862130I told you stop insulting and impersonating my wife, bud! Now out!
HAPP SAYS F&$% EM ALL!!!
>>155862207sewers will cheat one way or another to make up those runs
>>155862185We need a divorce...
ktani
let's go let's go
All the doyerpacos and poodrepacos are watching divegrassRonaldo is playing
>>155862177i sucked her pussy while saying really lovey dovey things to her
who the FUCK is Kyle Hart and how could he strike out Ohtani???????
YAMS ON THE HILLYAMS ON THE HILL
>>155862333soccer gay as fuck, sonnn
holy moly we won 1
>>155862424DAMN RIGHT LET'S DO IT, LOSERBOY
>>155862333I'm here
Yamamoto has bad skin
Attastart Peterson!!!
>>155862361what da fuck?
>>155862608>0 BBexplain.
starting to think the 2hu’s marriage is a bit dysfunctional :(
>>155862757He was lookin solid
Kyle Hart needed less pitches to get through the first, winning the long game
>>155862863I love him with all my life!
who names their kid Mookie? is it a black thing?
that funky muncy
>>155862932>0K Yea when he’s on he’s a ground ball machine. But when he isn’t he walks the tying and go ahead run then gives up a homer.
>>155862757Does he walk a lot of guys??
>>155863114short for milk and cookies
>>155862863We're not married any more
we need infielder tatis back
NINO CACA KEK
>>155863114his name is Marcus. Mookie Blaylock was his mom's favorite bb player, and it became his nickname
EGGMAN
Dave Roberts spiked the Padres' hydration station
TOMMY E TOMMY E
eggman :)
>poodres fielding
https://x.com/i/status/2071028747629982078
Tyle Cucker
well well well
peepeepoopoocacadoodoopoodres
>>155863371how can you not be romantic about bussy
Eggman is back baby
Brewers blowpen blows
Breggy Bear Fly
>>155863133Sorry he had 2K I misread >>155863140Yea he had control issues. Lots of deep counts and walks. But he had potential. He threw a CSGO last year against the Nats.
>choosing to watch the Bananas vs. Party Animals game rather than the World CupGive it to me straight. What does this say about me.
>>155863608based sigma manchild
>>155863487based rays
What a some of your baseball pet peeves? For me, it's teams not working the count early in games.
>>155863674not bunting the runner over immediately in extra slurpings
CRASH THE FUCK OUT, RUSHLET 'EM HAVE ITALL OF 'EM
Damn good AB by retard rushing
gj rushie
FUCK YEAH RUSHMOTHER FUCK YEAHGOOD EYE
who is this rushing faggot? what happen to will smiff?
>>155863608BasedPA4lyfe
>RISPgerskek!
>>155863663I'll take it
I REALLY don't like Cubs girls
>>155863927Wat da??
Guys, World Cup is on
I feel like HSK would give us more production at the plate than Freeland
>>155863966Anyone important playing?
>>155863927I'm a Cubs... boy!
>>155863927y r u ghey?
>>155863959You know why...
Hey /mlb/, reminding you that the Mets won that game.
>>155863969Fuck no. He sucks and the only thing going for him is MUH SPEED
THREE DINGERS FOR HUNTER GOODMAN THIS GAME
>>155864041I hate Cubs boys AND girls
>>155864115Yeah we know because of the sudden assless bugposting
>>155863927BASED-dodgerfan
>>155864241I'm a Dodgers fan and I think the Cubs are winning the World Series
Somewhere in the soft rolling hills, in the back country of a small American town where life just moves slowly, is a parcel of subsidized real estate being held in escrow for the local energy consortium named Alex Ballplayer.
>>155864329KEK LMAOs
>>155864032Ryback
>>155864133probably a case of the grass being greener. I'm feeling nostalgic for all the production from the bottom of the lineup early in the season.
>>155864359What's so funny...
i also hate the idea of cubgers ;)
>>155863250That didn't answer the question, it just switched Mookies.
>>155864329Everyone in LA thinks this, it’s the talk of Tinseltown!
>>155863250are we sure he's not actually Mookie's papa? you know how them hoes be
METS BLEW OUT THE PHILTHIES
Doyers and Kwabs linking up because most of their fans are trannies.
>>155864041You should apologize. Us Cubs girls don't like Cubs boys.....
>>155864466Mookie Blaylock's mother named him Mookie. Happy now?
>steve kerrno one wants his faggot ass here
>>155864426Ward and Freeland are better
popoutani
>>155864426With Teo and Will out the bottom of the lineup is now the middle of the lineup. And the bottom of the lineup is minor leaguers.
>>155863969>>155864133before he was sent down, kim had slightly better numbers. the dodgers would rather have freeland power once in awhile rather than the slaps kim was getting. i thought he was playing well
>pagesStop trying, unc
kek doggiedoos, pages got punched in the dick
lol philthies
>>155864619Ward is being exposed by high fastballs>>155864633Teo has hit a homer 3 games in a row in OKC. can't wait for them both to come back.>>155864747more contact and less pop seems more useful to me right now. probably better to have him play every day in AAA though.
Got caught stealing! Too bad Vasquez coming down with the bad case of Ass lately.
I'm ready for another day of my beloved Angels disappointing the shit out of me
>>155864475I'M SAYING THIS
Can’t get a double play when you get thrown out trying to steal. Pages playing 5D checkers.
>>155864814pages is a retard when he's running the bases
dookie shitts kek!
RAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDYYYYY
>more womanly hatred towards dodgersKEK tampons. get some.
>>155865106good baserunner but he sucks at stealing bases
I don't understand this Vrbo commercial. If my kid acts like that, I'm beating the shit out of them
Hopefully this series deludes preller into thinking the poodres can compete so he can trade salad and whoever else is still left for some rentals.
>>155857211My pirates ):
Freddie :)
andoodoohead...
>>155865692trade us Skenes, bro
>>155864558So it is a black thing.
CONFORTO
>>155865966Yeah. There was a black student in my school named mookie
>>155865838No );
can someone explain to a noob what just happened in that Dodgers double outwhy did they throw it back and forth?
>>155863927no...NO!!!
Muncy is so fat lmao
>>155866140YES
>>155866228He's obviously not fat. He's very muscular. He looks kind of big to me. His face is a bit chubby but his body frame is very athletic so it rounds out. I'm not trying to sound gay. That's just how I objectively view it.
>>155866139When Freddie tagged the base, it meant the batter was out and also that the play at second was no longer a force out, so he had to be tagged to be out.
>>155864558>Mookie BlaylockHis real name is Daron Oshay Blaylock
>>155866140I HATE you
>>155865966I'll take silly sounding southern nicknames over the deep African larp shit that is more common now. The newer gen think to retain their African roots, they need to be named m'bazaquiqua jafar al-raman
more like rushing to get back to the dugout kek!
>>155866305that's what I said
>>155866140waitress I ordered the IPA
>mookie blaylocki have a misprinted card of him somewhere. they messed up on some of the stats on the back of the card. probably not worth much
>>155866291so he could have ran back to first and be safe?
>>155866519yeah
Cub trannies finally win one against the Brewers. This is basically their world series.
>>155866410I've been rooting for him to shine to get some of the recent stink off him, but jogging to 1st doesnt really help.
>>155866615When’s the last time the Brewers won the World Series?
I gave up on the Cubs. I'm a man! A Reds man!
>that big montage of tested positive jr. before the inning started only for him to do that
>>155866290>I'm not trying to sound gay.
I'm digging this ped less warning track power version of el nino caca
[VV]Cubs [W]in!!!Gg brewers see ya tomorrow
>rushing to get sent back to OKC
ngh…
that fat fucky muncy
>muttchimpokek
>>155866290
>>155866720>Hahvahd
>>155866720You guys are too insecure. There's nothing gay about admitting that another guy has a good physique. Doesn't mean you want to fuck them. Just means you're not delusional.
>>155866545thanks that makes sense
That's a franchise tying record of 13 consecutive games scoring no more than 3 runs.
MANNY'S CHIMPING OUT OVER THE CALL AGAIN
>>155866926I am undeserving of your reply. I answered on behalf of the explainer even though I couldn't be fucked to explain the tule to you.
>>155866654Way to not get the joke, retard.
>>155866880so true
Come on mariners
2 A U S S I E S USSIES
>>155866946/we/ are never winning another baseball game
>>155867040It's over buddy.
0-3tani
HOLY SHEETS
>yamameatball
kek doggiedoos
GAVIN SHEETS
Reds men > Cubs girls
And that’s it. Once the bullpen takes over, it’s over
UH OH YAMAMOTO
So cool how the Angels had the opportunity to pick up Jonah Heim and just fucking didn't
What I wouldn't give for a small ball run right now. Just move freddie over to 3rd and sac fly him home.
PRRRRRRRT
kek poodres
son of hall of famer billy wagner btw
OH BABY
Yeah it's over for the Padres.
>>155867726how about a fielding error instead?
eggman
>>155867908A TRIPLE
This wouldn't have happened if Tatis was at 2nd base today
Uh ok stinky
>>155867935TOMMY E
I’m a Pirates Pansexual and I love cubs girls and reds men :)
Cmon cucker
4th multi hit game in 8 starts this year is kind of insane from tommy tanks
A FRIENDLY REMINDER:>edman was tied in HRs with ohtani, raleigh, and judge last season before injury
>>155868031that's why he's called PEDman
eggman has done nothing but hit since he came back
>>155868060nah coach he's good little player
TUCKIE BLAST
>>155868028he belongs back on my cardinals
TUCKED
TUCK EM!
TUCK "EM
no one cares doyerpaco
TUCK 'EM!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT NO FUCKING WAY
doggies cheating, they hacked the pitchcom
PRRRRRRT moment
I BE FEELIN LIKE MAN WHEN I EALK THROUGH
NOW THIS IS DODGER BASEBALL
>>155868173KEK SEETHE ELLIOT RODGER MAKER
POODRES
Do Doyer fans actually root for Mexico over USA in soccer? Thought it was just a meme
we need to bring in Mason Miller to staunch the bleeding
>>155868192Don't narc me out you little rat
BIG DALTON GOES YARDFREE NUGGETS TOMORROW
HAHAHAHAHAAA
CRUSHING
>winning a glorified bullpen game in June is like winning the world series for doggiedooskek
cRUSHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>155868252Both the Dodger and Padre fans from what I’ve seen scrolling their subreddits
>>155868252them mexicans do. they can do whatever they want
Lol no way
KNEEL AND APOLOGIZE TO RUSHING RIGHT NOW YOU JAP COCK GOBBLERS
Yeah, Manfred saw the Padres gape the doggies yesterday and made the call
CRUSHED!
>>155868252Not me but my city promotes watch parties for the Mexican team but not for the USA
brb hacking the Padres pitchcom
FUCK EM, RUSHSTART A FIGHT NOWYOU'RE RIGHT AND EVERYONE IS WRONG
freelie freebags
>>155868356Are you el fruitspie?
>vasquezif he dies he dies
>>155868417Maybe
>>155868442:)
>>155868356Is your city Los Angeles by any chance?
Vasquez in the big 2026 is our Frontline starter. Okay sure. That's like a superstar nova vs a dying ant type situation. Shit like this is why you lose series to big brother lmao
COME ON, SHO, SHOW 'EM SOME MERCY
>Free Land
LETS GO DODGERSCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
angels new gm is in the booth
doggies getting too cocky and uppity over a series they pretended didn't matter yesterday
>>155868551You need Luis Castillo.
what team does Homelander root for?
>>155868652the series doesn't matter and neither do appletv games
>>155868652baet LA chants got the blood flowin'
>>155868652>watching crapple TV games>caring about crapple TV gameslol, lmao even
punting today so the dodgers offense is dead tomorrow, we call that real baseball IQ!
freddie :)
gj freddie :)
>>155868854King always saves his best for the dodgers anyway
>>155868854>Dodgers punt the first game>Padres punt the second gamePadres will take game 3 with Sheehan on the mound. Dogs need to come away with this one to salvage the series.
MOOKIE COOKIE!!!
Z E S T YESTY
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE
MONKEY BLASTS
TOTAL POODRE DEATH
Yams is due to blow one
I legit thought this game was in Unique Low kek
Get this fruity faggot Maraschino off my FUCKING team
PPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT
MONKEY BATTS, BABY
MUGI ARE YOU BACK?
KEK POODRES BTFO
>>155868992KEK he and trout used to lead everything
Poor Will Wagner :(
no one cares doyerpacos
>>155869190kek seethe elliot rodger maker
the nl west has fallen.
actually all those runs were unearned because will wagner made an error that cost them ending that inning
We should have got Dominguez instead of Vasquez from that soto trade baka.Being a San Diegan sports fan is so hard
>>155869277The selfhating Poodrepacos won’t like this
>Yamamoto gets run support>Immediately stops throwing strikesfug
Dodgers biggest single inning in SD since 1977
>>155869445It’s ok babe. It’s all in good fun. Btw we need more Bar S franks. This party is getting litty
>>155869277
>tommy edmanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCFSZ9b30HU
Veteran first baseman Carlos Santana and the Atlanta Braves are in agreement on a minor league contract, sources tell ESPN. Santana, 40, will head to Triple-A, where he provides insurance for Atlanta and can try to get back to the big leagues after being released by Arizona.>t. Peff
Jints up 5 on the Braves
Wayne and Gubie being much more critical of Perry than I expected
>9 run inning
>>155869655let it go unc
>it was 10-1!
>>155869594>plan to retain key players at the deadlineTHE ETERNAL HUMILIATION RITUAL KEEEEEEEK
>>155869766Barves are frauds.
Bogey fucking sucks dude, this dude definitely stole signs during his Boston tenure
The Dads are just saving Miller for tomorrow...
>>155869892Can’t wait to see him start
>>155869818Phil’s might catch them before the all star break
>Manny Machado is under contract for 7 (SEVEN) more years AFTER this season
You never know, Yams could always blow this as long as my Chadres have fight!
GAVIN SHEETS?
JO FUCKING ADELL
>>155870035GAVIN LUX
padres gotta challenge that wtf
>>155870030Shouldn’t you be watching divegrass. Every Latin American sticky is infested with dorofags
>>155870030it's baseball, anything can happen poodrebro
>>155870279what is a dorofag?
>>155870011What’s even funnier is that his salary essentially doubles during that time. 40 million a year. They backloaded his contract and went all in the last several years because they thought they’d have a ring to make it worth it.
>>155870430>>155870011LMAO
>>155869766how embarrassing...
>>155863969reddit tier faggot opinion. You probably think Rushing doesn't "vibe with the team"
freddie fermin's walk up songs sounds like freddie freeman's walk up song
>last name is hurt>is perfectly healthy and in no painB R A V ORAVOM A N F R E DANFED
>>155870347It’s that character they’re using to avafag
Don’t worry poodres. Kyle Hurt is about to give 8 runs this inning
okay but like imagine they really do catch up
>>155870572he technically did have more production and even had more walks and less strikeouts while slapping it at a higher rate. dodgers just seem like they prefer power. we love rushing
>>155870641Ok I’m imagining it. Now what?
dodgers are losing this game
>it was 10-2!
>>155870641No one would be surprised with this trash pitching
>>155870680no...NO!!!
Here it comes...
>>155870572you don't know anything about baseball
there's no way
They need to get rid of Squirts
dodgers spend so much fucking money how is their bullpen dogshit every year kek
>>155870837load management
but i bet what eats kim the most was when he got sent back down and freeland called up and got over half a million views on youtube
>>155870837you should know the drill by now. they put their best players on IL until the playoffs start and until then rely on their triple A players to win the division
>>155870641Yeah right loser. If the Padres win this game, I'll fuck a ladyboy. Screencap
>>155870940you were going to anyway
my GOAT
can machado do it?
>>155871039no
with vesia just don't swing. he's incapable of landing pitches in the strike zone.
>muttchimpokekaroooooo
should've challenged anyway
>>155870940>im going to fuck myself*
Not sure why Muncy didn’t just go to first, machado was already in the dugout by the time he got the ball
My boy Taylor, pls come back. The Space Cowboys keep gaping us
>barfs
what does ohtani actually DO?
jints WINgg barvs
>>155871205Hit singles apparently
>>155871171sorry, we need more Chihuahuas to help us, we'll give you Bowen back when Croney is back though
>>155871124shorter throw and sense of timing probably
>>155871205meaningless singles and 6IP 1ER quality starts
BASES LOADED NO OUTS @ PETCO
>>155871205he got some hits today, but he mostly distracts the other team for his other players>oh no it's ohtani>wait, we got him out! we feelin good>pages betts freeman tucker muncy edman stings hits together right after
>>155871466Nobility Tigre incoming
>>155871449this is an rbi baseball general
NOBLETIGER watch for the Dodgers
good game, padres. win or lose, i gotta head out
that funky muncy :)
>>155871537he leads in the team in basically every stat (including pitching)
willy wagner is heading on the first plane to El Paso
gj tommy e
Don’t worry poodres, post TJ Muskgrope and contract year Pivetta (nursing an elbow injury) are on the way to help!
>>155871818Can I hab Gavin Sheets dad?
tuck 'em!
>>155871537The perfect answer—this is exactly it.
>>155871592based, but I'm not posting that cover every time there's an rbi
>>155871942you'll get Fermin or Duran back when Campy is home
No one gives a shit doyerpacos
Everyone gives a shit dodgerchads
kek petco is super quiet
anyone else noticed that vladdy jr is very fat?
elliot rodger maker malding
>>155871237I’m a pan pirates fan!!
>>155872515he's husky
>>155872511so quiet the field mic is picking up the drunk poodrepacos screaming "Holy Sheets!"
Stop body shaming, chuds!
>>155872515he's big boned
so john mozeliak is gonna ruin the angels now?
I’m not racist but seeing Vlad Jr move is like seeing a big bag of mud and just flapping it around.It’s disgusting
i must be loyle to my capo
Padres playing 4d chess by allowing the Doyers to exhaust all the hits for this series
>>155872656Can they even be ruined further?
>>155872733"Wuch yoo say duh me?!"
>>155872746Bada boom!
>>155872746rushing said this to ohtani after the game the other night
Why tf does Ohtani never statpad vs position players ffs
>>155872954Much dishonorable
>running up the scoredoyers are such a scummy team lmao
>it was 1-1
dodgers might have this one
REEEEEE STOP STEALING OUR SHTICK!
>>155873174shtick dis bussy
>>155873133kek
I need nu tho
>>155872954even with an 11-run lead you found a reason to complain
miggy ro pitching
>>155873307but not before 495 at a minimum, 500 preferably
MIGGY RO ON THE HILLMIGGY RO ON THE HILL
based 43 mph heater from miggy ro
Double Position Player Game! DOUBLE POSITION PLAYER GAME!
>>155873356I need it
gg poossee you tomorrow
>5 pitch inningbased miggy
>>155873374
gg poodrepacos see you tomorrow
>Tatis can’t hit a softballKwab
ggs dads, tmrw is a rubber match with everyone rested and ready to go.
Doyers won that gamegg pods cya tomorrow
/nu/>>155873549>>155873549>>155873549/nu/
