Everyone is here!Congratulations to every team that advanced to the knockout phase of the FIFA World Cup 2026.
>>155875079It's been a crazy few weeks. Good luck to everybody
>>155875079Go back
>>155875079All of our HEROES are in this image.
>>155875122Dinoguay...
>>155875079...and a special thanks to you, the VAR!
FINAL is argentina-france and we will win 2-0 with 2 rigged penalties. screenscap this
>>155875079Love the image, plenty of great details.
>>155875079Did you make an Iran version just in case like they do with the superb owl t-shirts?
>>155875079the lads, as it were
>>155875079Raw anal sex with Barco and Julián
>>155875079MAKE SPACE FOR THE KAISER PLEBS
If Argentina is in the final it's rigged. Nobody wants to see that shit (apart from reddit).
>>155875079knock up phase with my sister
>>155875079Holy kino THE WAR STARTSBut for now let's celebrate
>>155875195Yes....
Region Teams Eliminated Elimination RateN. & C. America 6 teams 3 eliminated (50%)South America 6 teams 1 eliminated (16%)Africa 9 teams 1 eliminated (11%)Europe 16 teams 3 eliminated (19%)Oceania 1 team 1 eliminated (100%)Asia 9 teams 7 eliminated (78%)
Rooting for Japan against Brasil.
By Allah (pbuh) we shall crush the infidel mullatoes
All you have to do is get rid of the iberian tiki-taka brothers. That's your mission. Is it so hard to achieve?
>>155875079Checking in
>not even the knockout phase>soccer already exposed as rigged trash
>>155875079based and thanks for the high effort, brother
>>155875192May I save that image?
>>155875079kino image but dogshit reality
>>155875260I wonder why
>>155875260or france
>>155875079I'm not happyplease end this nightmare
>>155875079>Argentina being a slutkek
>>155875334only if you goon to it
>>155875079ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
>>155875079>no shitaly serving drinks
In honor of 9/10 african and 5/6 south american teams making it
>>155875292As always, the good timeline eludes me.
>>155875260>seething
oh yeahwe chimping tonight
https://www.youtube.com/live/3dlSGGCKrOk?si=ZrtqTQYoAj-MnZzm&t=3686
>>155875079My predictions for the first round of knockouts>Germany over Paraguay>Sweden over France>Canada over South Africa>Morocco over Netherlands>Portugal over Croatia>Spain over Austria>US over Bosnia and Herzegovina>Senegal over Belgium (Belgium is shit. They only won a match against a fucking OFC team)>Japan over Brazil>Ivory Coast over Norway>Mexico over Ecuador>DR Congo over England (England really struggles against African teams)>Argentina gets a freebie>Egypt over Australia>Switzerland over Algeria>Colombia over Ghana
We are gonna semen slurp our way until the final. I have spoken
>>155875394Kek OP please deliver that would be funny as fuck.
>>155875079>pepes>not poland ballsGrim
>>155875079Canadian bros, we're finally here. After decades of failure, we're here..... and we're so fucked.
>>155875438Chimkin...
>>155875079we cute
>>155875364I will, thank you.
>>155875122...and Cucknada, I guess
>>155875439kek
>>155875292sublimely exquisite and magnificent
>>155875348>>155875350We all know it but nobody says it
>>155875547You're team will crash and burn because of Mbappe. He fucked Paris, he fucked Madrid, you're next.
based Dr. Congo>The doctor is in.
RATE THE 48 TEAM GROUP STAGE
>>155875122...and netherlands i guess
>>155875716Fuck You/10Never do this shit again. I'd take 64 or 32 over this ever again. There were so many games where teams just gave up and went for the fucking draw because you removed the stakes of the tournament.
>>155875294What's the second Asian country that made it? Also, isn't Australia in Oceania, just like New Zealand?
>>155875414now do the odd ones in for AFCaca
>>155875754Nope its in afc
>>155875754Australia plays in AsiaKeep in Mind "Asia" also includes all those arab countries like Jordan and Saudi Arabia
>>155875789>Spain vs ArgentinaYou know what? I'm fine with this
>>155875789Who wins the last two games? The teams on top over the ones on the bottom?
>>155875799What you think middle east is a continent retard? Is asia
>>155875789>Spain in the finalThey tied to fucking Cape Verde. I'd ease those expectations. Don't even get me started on Belgium. Actual fraudsters
>>155875754Australia migrated to AFC to get comfier matches and so far it's worked because their tech improved a lot.The three "Asian" teams that went through were JP and AUS>>155875294>URGAY eliminated
>>155875845yes. spain wins, argie is second, and france is third
>>155875852FINALLY someone gets it. They're all Asians, SPECIALLY TURKEY
>>155875864it's about matchups>they will crush autism>belgium is frauds>portugal are chokersthen it's just france and the ngubus
>>155875789>Brazil vs Argentina and then the canceled finalissimaKino
>>155875905>>155875852Mmmm but a Turk told me they are European?
>>155875394>>155875453Spendid suggestion, for I find myself rather parched. I should welcome a drink.>>155875292May you summon the young Italian waiter who so graciously served drinks earlier?
>>155875852But the urals and the bosphorus are valid separators for Eurasia right?Continents are arbitratry and my objectively correct opinion is that asia = slant eyes
>>155875934They can also tell you they're white, but their nipples are as brown as latinas.t. married with one
>>155875079Might I bother you sir for that muscular Netherlands specimen?
what we all want to see
>>155875439>>Sweden over FranceIt would be nice if it happens.
>>155875982>the board will be unusable for weeks
>>155875754Australia qualifies through Asia since 2006
>>155875864Anon, back in 2010 when they won the cup their first match was against Switzerland and they lost 0-1.>>155875878I basically agree with you, I'm not completely sure about France beating Germany although I think it's the most likely case.>>155875969How did you end up married to a Turk? Does she live there with you?
>>155875260cope
>>155875424F
What are the chances of France getting knocked out ? Honestly they are the champions unless they shit the bed against Germany or the Netherlands
>>155875982>all favorites winning r32i garuantee you there will be a major upset
All the stars are here!
>>155876040Different squad, different talent levels.
Gentlemen, I look forward to each and every one of our games.
>>155876074that is basically where they can KWAB or else in the final against Argentina where they get riggitini.
>>155875789>eurobowl and latinobowl in quarters-semisThis would be pretty kino
>>155875079cheers!
"MY niggers are better than YOUR niggers"goyim are not people dawg
>>155876074Very likely, the only way for our path to be harder is if it was england instead of the netherlands in M73/75>meanwhile argentina doesn't face a real opponent until the quarters
>>155876123They had a really good performance two years ago in the Eurocup though.
I just took a powerful shit and toilet water splashed my balls!
>>155875736AI
did Italy not get past the group stage?
>>155876390They didn't even qualify for the cup lmao, didn't you know?
>>155875789>england losing to mexicoBAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>155875439>Spain over AustriaYou should focus on your own domestic matters
>>155876040Met her 4 years ago on discord and we live together in Spain, we're here visiting my family. She wanted to escape Turkey and I had just acquired temporary residency on Spain, so I suggested she come with me and then things happened
>>155876289how was it?
>>155875789>lelgium>getting past senegal>and then getting past the usliterally the least deserving team to make it into the knockouts.
>>155875294>Oceania 1 team 1 eliminated (100%)KWAB
>>155875079...where are our little brothers?
>>155876519Invigorating!
Power levels as of end of group stage1- France2- Argentina3- Mexico4- Netherlands5- Brazil6- Spain7- Switzerland8- England9- Morocco10- Colombia11- Germany12- USA13- Ivory Coast14- Norway15- Croatia16- Portugal17- Japan18- Belgium19- Egypt20- Canada21- DR Congo22- Sweden23- Austria24- Australia24- Ecuador24- Ghana27- Bosnia28- South Africa29- Algeria30- Paraguay31- Senegal32- Cape VerdeEliminated shits33- Iran34- South Korea35- Turkey36- Scotland37- Uruguay38- Saudi Arabia39- Czech Republic40- New Zealand41- Qatar42- Curaçao43- Panama44- Jordan45- Haiti46- Uzbekistan47- Tunisia48- Iraq
>>155876669Czech Republic, Uruguay, Qatar and Scotland for KWABs of the group stage.
See you soon bitches
>>155876722>No Turkey
>>155876738Them too, did fuck all to a depleted Paraguay even with the butthurt ref and played vs. our B team like it was a WC final.
>>155875629We won't lose to Sweden.
Ban Arabs from football forever
>>155875780
>>155875414Who's that supposed to be in the far right of the bottom image?
What did he mean by this? Why is this stupid nafri pepelaughing?
>>155876836oops wrong postsurinamei know they're not conmebol just thought it'd be funny to drive the dagger in a bit more
>>155875079Finally the REAL tournament can begin with the real chads
Are we really only getting 1 game tomorrow? the fuck?
Fraction of teams from each confederation advancing to Ro32:UEFA (Europe): 13/16CONMEBOL (South America):5/6CONCACAF (North/Central America): 3/6AFC (Asia): 2/9CAF (Africa): 9/10OFC (Oceania): 0/1
>>155875716Is he Jeff Bezos' long lost brother?
>>155875567>>155875981catbox moe/mk846u.zipnigger jannies
>>155875294>>155876876Damn, I was not expecting that African ratio. Pretty good bright spot of this expansion. Less asia, more africa seems like a potential future change
>>155876876>CONMEBOL (South America):5/6Fucking hell Uruguay you had ONE job. That said, Africa ended surprisingly strong.
>>155876876Oceania bros...
>>155876869The group stage just finished.
>>155876876>>155876918shame Moroccan lawyers made AFCON look like a joke 3 months after AFCON endedOtherwise CAF stock would be sky high right now
>>155876876Some people are underestimating CAF, that 90% qualification is really good and HOlY FUCK AFC got slaughtered.
>>155876914:(
>>155876970Not only AFC got slaughtered but out of the 2 that advanced, one is not an actual asian country, remember Australia is playing for AFC not Oceania.
>>155875294>AFC 2/9
>>155876876Honestly, props to Africa. They may not be finals contenders, but they have great work ethic and passion. Definitely should give them more slots over Asia.
>>155875716A lot of fucking effort just to eliminate one third of the teams.
AFC is such a shitshow its kinda hilarious that only 2 made it in>5 (five) rounds of qualifying>Last rounds held on '"""""neutral""""" ground (Qatar and Saudis got to play at home)And after all that all the middle eastern countries go home anywayThe only one I feel bad for is Iraq, playing the most qualfying games of any country just to get put in the toughest group possible and mauled immediately
>>155877004no worries try this.
>>155877159Cheers pal
>>155877015That’s what happens when you let the muzzies buy slots
>>155876390Nah Bosnia beat them
Japan, it looks like we're the only Asians left.
Is vegemite a good addition to sushi?
>>155875294AFCbros....
>Balkan StronkBosna and Croatia are the only Slavic countries in the tournament.
>>155875292damn...
>>155875079Comfy
>>155875716Waste of time
>>155875079We're here!!
>>155877413Let's work together to maintain the next Asian slot.
>>155876809Give them their own confederation. UEFA can spare a slot.
>>155875079my FUARKING heroesa toast! may the best team win
>>155875079
>>155875079Bro, please at least put those panties over his face like in the photo on the right.
>>155875079I'm surprised no big team got eliminated in groups, unless you count turkey and uruguaygroups were also more lenient this time, with 32 teams allowed to advance
>>155875321>being offside is rigged
>>155875789argentina not getting past brazilspain not getting past france
>>155881387Groups are way too weak because of 16 added teams
>>155875079If you don’t support us to perform a miracle and beat France, you are a shitty shitty person
>>155881528Why would I root for you against my team ?
Reffiechads wya
>>155881577You know why
>>155875079Predictions from weeks ago.
>>155875079i saw the image and i knew which flag you would have. that is how iconic you are on this board
>>155876876>a gorrillion games just to eliminate 1/3 of the teams
>>155875079The austrian one is the best
>>155875079Big fan of dr congo and ghanas black magic
>>155876481Mexico have vibes
>>155875079Paraguay and Colombia should be hugging.
>>155876565>americans about to discover that group stage doesn't mean shitFirst world cup ?
>>155876811I really like your drawings even if I don't understand them
>>155876863And American is there too!
>>155875079based
>>155875079Damn nice.
>>155875079Very lazy to just use a real picture of Mbappe instead of using a Pepe like for the other teams
>>155876117>Dr Congo over England>Cape Verde over Argie>Australia / Egypt over Argie kek>Bosnia over US>Canada over Holland>Sweden over FrancePick one.
I got tickets to Ro16 in Atlanta. What are the chance it’s going to be Argentina vs Austraila?
>>155883307
>>155883599our team kinda sucks desu but we might be able to beat egypt
>>155875079luv ghanaluv senegalsimple as
>>155883779You better. I want to party with you faggots.
>>155875079Ireland is bumming me :(
>>155875079tick tock Senegal
>>155884492loosening yoy up for the bumming you'll get later tonight
W-where are turkanons?
>>155876669How tf is england so high?
>>155876565I agree Senegal is gonna be tough, but we would absolutely mollywhop you.
If Argentina doesn't make it to the semis, they should be banned from the next cup for shamefur dispray.
>>155881412Nigga it's a toeIf the rule is stupid and makes the game lame then it must go
https://nitter.net/chidajunsei3163/status/2071084392634786035
>>155875716Not a fan, honestly. Too many games ended up being one-sided roflstomps and the whole thing where some runner-ups can advance lowers the stakes immensely.
>>155885428I have AIDS
>>155875260They have the easiest run as well, it's insane how lucky they are lmao
>ynr Urgay got relegated to CONCACAF
Greeting friends. Sorry for Lucas Trejo's loss. Devastating.
>>155875864>>155876565Belgium winning over Senegal and then beating you obnoxious fuckers would be absolutely fucking hilarious and we all deserve to witness itYou obese fucks are all going to have simultaneous heart failures from clogged arteries and seethe
no Iran?
>>155875754They got moved to Asia after this happened
>>155886173Grim
>>155875079Everyone annoyed at the rigged draw today but nobody cared when Australian and Paraguay did it to Turkey and were a LOT more obvious about it too.
>>155885892This picture is easy for me to understand, which is helpful.
>>155885503>Croatia - superiority proved on the pitch>Germany, USA, Ivory Coast, Norway - all lost a game>Morocco, Columbia, Portugal, Japan - didn't convincingly win against a top 15 official FIFA-ranked team like Croatia>Belgium - lol. The nobblers of New Zealand. The annihilators of the All-Whites. The killers of kiwisDon't need to go any further, m8, do we?
>>155886411Because nobody cares about Turkey.
>>155886411Turkey was already eliminated because the tiebreaker was changed to head-to-head. Even if they got 3 points, you and Paraguay beat them so they would never even get 3rd place in any scenario.
>>155886468You get times in JST too.
>>155887108That is exactly right.
>>155875079beautiful stuff mate ,what software did you use ?
>>155886885more of a mashed potato and stuffing guy eh? hehehe I jest
>>155875789>Belgium beating the USNah, but pretty kino otherwise.
LET'S GO MOROCCO!
>>155875079Congrats to these guys.
