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>>155879673
>nonce image
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HEAVE HO UNNA
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threepeat
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>>155879286
this picture was from yesterday and the eagles played yesterday
he probably thought he was so close to getting on the plane and watching his iggs play on home soil
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>>155879695
I feel like freo is going to heem you
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>NNNNOOOO YOU CANT ARREST ME IM A CFMEU MEMBER NOOOO
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NOT happy with the bake on this
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So do you guys think the federal government will make a thing of trying to bring Simon Carman back to Australia? Don't they usually love trying to bring foreign criminals back here to "face the australian justice system"? A bit like how they're bringing the isis brides back.
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>>155879673
very gay photo selection but i know it was intentionally meant to be this gay
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>>155879631
Pattaya low season prices and jeet tax inflation for Australian prozzies

did she try blackmail him and got got for it? dumb iggsboomer
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>argument over money
yeah right, dude looks like a freak bet he tried some fucked up shit, she told him to fuck off then he killed her
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>>155879736
probably asked for her younger sister
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>>155879727
my sweet summer child
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>>155879736
>NNOOO THE CFMEU SAID I GET EXCLUSIVE DISCOUNTS NOOOOO
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Business idea: Make it necessary to prove valid reason for travel like proving valid reason for wanting a gun
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>>155879736
According to his story he paid her then she said she was on her period. He asked for money back and she grabbed a knife. He then killed her in self defence.

I can see this happening in theory.
But the whole cutting her up and stuffing her in a suitcase to dump like rubbish really is a bad look.
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why don't foreign nationals that kill our children get the death penalty?
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>>155879727
Saving a pedo from rotting in a third world jail isn't really a popular political move
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the sunday spergout is so real
reckon its a neet upset that all the wagechads won't be babysitting him during the day tomorrow
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>>155879736
>murdering your prostitute over $21.73 AUD
That's like the price of a double quarter pounder meal. The retard should've just paid it. Now he's stolen her like and ruined his own.
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https://www.vic.gov.au/commonwealth-games-2026
Got reminded this was supposed to happen kek
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Piesperg, how does it feel knowing your club could've drafted Murphy Reid in 2024?

The problem is your club got way too greedy and thought they were primed for contending in the short term. Ended up throwing away their 2024 pick for... lachie schultz...

schultz will be turning 30 next year, and Collingwood have no chance of success in the near future. They'd at least be able to sell hope a lot better if they had Reid lining up alongside Daicos.
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footy's on btw
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>>155879695
freo are /weakmind/
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>>155879761
He already lied heaps. Hes just flinging shit and seeing what sticks. Cunts getting executed for sure
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>Bacon and eggs analogy
>The chicken is involved, right? She's involved, she's giving us something. Giving us... something with the eggs. We need the eggs for bacon and eggs. But the pig's committed. Like, the pig - the pig is -committed-. It's giving a piece of itself.
>Don't be the chicken. Be the pig.

Hadn't heard that one before. Essendon's defence was likened to the chicken.
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>>155879761
Does he even have any defensive wounds to support this story? Where was she hiding this knife? And how did defending himself turn into her murder then stuffing her into a suitcase? She's 4' nothing. One punch would've knocked her down and you could just leave.
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>>155879761
Probably tried to hire a lawyer for $21 too if that's his best story
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>>155879765
It might not be popular, but they still do it.
Again, just look at the Isis brides. Absolutely nobody wants them back besides a few low-IQ lebos, but the government still works tirelessly to bring them back by any means necessary so "they can face the australian justice system".
Don't forget the Bali Nine. My entire school all had to write letters to the indonesian president pleading for him to spare them from execution.
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>>155879765
govt will do it, they protect their own
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>the /afl/ paedophiles
>the /nrl/ homosexuals
>the /cric/ incel virgins
>the A-League Catholic wog wife havers
A beautiful life for the beautiful game.
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>>155879849
Wish I had a wog wife
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how is mickpedo handling the thailand murder news?
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sounds good wheres the a-league genny might check it out
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>>155879875
unironically ITT playing devils advocate on behalf of the pedo white tradie murderer
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>>155879765
>Saving a pedo from rotting in a third world jail
More like the death penalty.
The australian government has an extremely strong stigma against the death penalty, and always desperately tries to save australian citizens from it.
Mark my words, politicians will start loudly kvetching if he's sentenced to death.
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>coach orders the recruiters specifically to not draft Murphy Reid
>only club to avoid meeting with Logan Morris at all before draft due to not rating him
>spends $1.7 million a season on Tom De Koning, $900k each on Sam Flanders and Jack Silvagni
>Has to pay $2 million to best player just so they won't leave
>Has Mattaes Phillipou on a $1 million per season contract to play in the VFL
>academies are to blame for them being shit
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>>155879901
Are there examples of them doing it for pedos and not just for drug criminals?
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>>155879901
I dont think they will in this political climate desu
Pauline looms
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>>155879901
>politicians will start loudly kvetching if he's sentenced to death.
he's not a brown muzzie tho
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Love watching Fred peak early, gonna make their straight sets exist hilarious
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>>155879872
Same
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delicious brown gf 2026
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>>155879926
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>6.11
>1.7
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ai gf 2027
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>>155879940
What’s funny mate?
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>>155879761
>>155879804
>But the whole cutting her up and stuffing her in a suitcase to dump like rubbish really is a bad look.
>And how did defending himself turn into her murder then stuffing her into a suitcase?
If you kill her in self defence, do you as a foreigner call the cops and hope for the best? Try to hide the body and get out of the country?
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Have you blokes enjoyed the football this weekend?
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>>155879969
I simply wouldn't murder a minor I had solicited for sex
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>>155879961
nothing.
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>>155879926
they’re not adelaide

they will make the granny then get BTFO by bane or hawks
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>>155880001
p-please not again
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>>155879991
Smartarse dickhead, if you want to act like a big man and then pussy out when you need to confront those actions, then you’re a fucking waste
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>>155879673
thought curtis stone would've had a bigger cock... before the pump anyways. I couldn't fit a thumb in it, much less my knob.
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>>155880001
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>>155879983
What if you'd paid her but she wouldn't put out and refused to return your money and pulled a knife?
What if you'd gone to Thailand to blow off steam because your BITCH ex-wife never put out and just took your house in the divorce and the Thai prostitute was giving you PTSD flashbacks?

Everyone has their limits.
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>>155879975
probably the least interesting round of the year so far
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Any of you going to watch the four corners report about the AFL tomorrow?
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>>155880018
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>>155879969
I don't buy his story in the first place but I literally knew someone who killed a guy in Bangkok in self defence and nothing happened to him. Granted it was a mugger on a busy street, there were witnesses everywhere, and he didn't leave the scene or try and hide the death but still, you're better off just trying to come clean in that scenario. Much more likely to get leniency. Using your own property to hide the murder just suggests guilt and some degree of pre-meditation.
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>>155879975
yeah mate. austria vs algeria turned out to be game of the weekend
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freo's two premiership runs happening during threepeat eras would be hilarious
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garn walking the dog
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>>155880027
>noooo i got scammed for cheap underage sex
>i must kill rather than writing off my loses and finding another slut to fuck for $20
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>yeah guys brisbane are done this season
>put a line through them they're finished

every single year
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>>155879969
did he even cut her up? i think she was legitimately small enough to fit in that luggage case
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>>155880037
I could fucking flatten you very easily mate. Watch your back, I’m not in the mood right now, but when I am, I’ll fucking take your head clean off and leave nothing for your family to grieve over.
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>>155880027
None of those things would happen to me because I am not a hylic.
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>>155880054
i think fred's flag window has started this year, so they'll have a chance for the next 4-5 years to come
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>>155879918
Explain to me why they brought the isis brides back this year.
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>>155880068
shall be repeating this when they lose this thursday
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>>155880054
can't imagine west coast's number 1 ticket holder (overseas, incarcerated but totally a nice guy really) would be very chuffed about missing that.
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>>155879921
neither was schapelle corby
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>20 points to nearly 3qt

KWAB
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>eat more fibre
>poo sticks to rim and bowl and have to wipe it off
cant wim
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why couldnt fremantle do this in lasts years elim final?
oh thats right they are mentally weak as fuck
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>2.8
>3qtr time
What in the slurper is going on
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>>155880095
and if they win?
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>>155879975
From what I saw, the Spain tiki-taka match was alright and comfy. England were underwhelming but it was a win. I don't think either will win the World Cup though.
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>>155880059
>Found a nice lady of the night, paid her and brought her back
>She got scared when she saw the BWC and tried to back out
>Only the ugly prostitutes left out on the street now
>Refused to give back the money
Best believe most people would try to get either their money back or their money's worth.
>She pulls a knife
Welp.

>>155880073
Believe it was stuffed. If she was cut up it probably would've been mentioned.
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>>155880119
I eat a fair bit of fibre daily and can't say I've experienced this.
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>>155880123
Clearly it's because they hate Fyfe
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Why do you guys defend pedo murderers so much?
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>>155880131
you should become a defence lawyer mate
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>>155880119
it's a now wim situation
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I was in year 5 in 2005.
In the last school term, all of us had to write letters to Arnold Schwarzenegger (governor of california at the time) pleading for clemency for Stanley "Tookie" Williams, a nigger who murdered 4 people in cold blood during a string of armed robberies.
Fucker wasn't even an aussie, just a dime a dozen murderous nog.

Do not underestimate this country's cuckoldry when it comes to protesting the death penalty.
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>>155880131
>yeah love i bet you have never had a big white tradie dick line mine before
more likely she laughed at his little chode and he chimped out
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Petracca ice cold today. Been invisible.
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miss that big spastic joe daniher tbqh
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>>155880126
will just pretend I never said anything and youll look like a retard bringing it up
get rekt cunt
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>>155880162
TOP ZOZZLE
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>>155880162
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poort: soul
crows: soulless franchise
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>>155880162
Nah, look at his face type. He's packing something like a can of hairspray downstairs. Extremely girthy.
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so banes will be fucking freo in the arse at gf
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>>155880162
Guarantee the average thai prostitute has seen it all and nothing surprises her anymore with dicks.
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>>155880197
bit gay mate to be thinking and talking like that
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/afl/: No you see, the pedo murderer was well endowed because he was a white tradie!!
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betcha he voted labor.
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ive been nearly stabbed twice by asian women here in australia after sex
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you'd have to be a retard to think a PROSTITUTE gives a flying fuck about how big your dick is

lay off the porn you spastic
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>>155880206
Mate, she was 17. A sweet innocent girl who was lured away from her home by a child predator and murdered.
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you spend an awful lot of time thinking about other men's dicks. especially tradesmen's dicks. I meet some horny cougar types on the day to day but none of them can hold a candle to how much you hatefroth over our cocks. mindboggling.
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>The Department of Foreign Affairs has confirmed it was aware of the arrest and was providing assistance to the man.

>“The Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade is providing consular assistance to an Australian detained in Thailand,” a DFAT spokesperson said.

>“Owing to our privacy obligations we are unable to provide further comment.”

It begins.
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>>155880228
ive been fully stabbed by prostitutes and i paid for it iykwim haha
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>>155880223
his facial physiognomy screams one nation voter>>1
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>>155879804
>Where was she hiding this knife?
Never read up on what the Vietnamese women did during the war?
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>>155880168
bit like your parents raising you aye.
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Need a webm of Dimma's reaction after that Mac Andrew turnover.
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>>155880244
he's an australian citizen, they're dutybound to provide aid, considering he's only accused at this point
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>>155880235
can't believe I'm making an argument for this cunt but he picked her up in the early hours at some bar strip, doubt she was a fountain of innocence
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>>155880232
They do actually. If you're too big they refuse/make you pay extra because they be sore and need a break afterwards.
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>>155880254
KEK
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>>155880272
>If you're too big
I'll never know this feel.
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>le nothing good happens after 12am
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>>155880272
i wouldn't know because i'm not some degenerate who fucks prozzies

and my penis is 2 inches
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>>155880294
It sound like you don't fuck anyone.
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>>155880288
you can become a prostitute I believe in you.
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no fog out yet
doesn't feel like itll fog tonight anyway
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>>155880254
I joined in after you replied to the first bloke so dont really have any skin in this just wanted to shitpost
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>Dude I know prostitutes better than you I am le heckin BASED aussie banter haha BEERS AND PROZZIES
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Damn pretty cruel world if 46 year old white Australian men are killing literal underage sex workers in some SEA shithole over like $20.
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fucking prozzies is objectively more shameful than being a virgin
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>the tradie cant control his emotions and gets himself into situations he later regrets
many such cases
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>155880294
>i wouldn't know because i'm not some degenerate who fucks prozzies
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>>155880340
truthie
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>how it started:
>>155880341

>how it ended:
>>155880197
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>>155880341
tradies are not mentally developed enough to feel regret
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sad the amount of shilling wogbot does of his gay sport kek
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>>155880340
Why?
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>So I told him his BWC was too big and I'd need to recover afterwards, so it'd be an extra $200
>He complained at the start but he looked so proud when he paid me
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>>155880335
same world where you can be the GOAT driver, fastest man in the world and become a vegetable in a skiing accident
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>>155880363
think about it for a while, i'm sure you can figure it out
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this is the ultimate battle of minnow pretenders who should be booking holidays for mid september
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>>155880368
kek

fleeced em
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>>155880381
Dockers have so much pressure on them due to past failures if they make it to a grand final it will be a miracle.
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odds that dimma gets sacked next season?

or jumps ship first
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>>155880375
Whether you think so or not it's a subjective opinion and I'd like to hear your perspective on it.
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>Advertising at the Perth stadium
>Book your AFL travel today for the 2026 AFL Grand Final
Are Fred getting a bit too cocky?
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this game is such a slurper no one's even posting about it

usually you get at least 10-20% on-topic posts
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>>155880399
and if they do they will shit the bed
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>>155880404
Should be gone this season if they don't even play in the wildcard game
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this freo list is objectively better than their 13-15 period
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>>155880404
Way too much left on his contract to pay him out. They'd need to pay him over $2 million for nothing if they want to sack him next year.
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>>155880418
the purple maggots think they're the next collingwood because they're top of the table but they are complete minnows and have some of the lowest membership numbers in the league kek
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>>155880414
thailand should do tourism ads there
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>>155880418
It's been fucking awful. First half was just Suns struggling to move the ball out of their defence with Freo struggling to put it through the goals. I've barely even looked up at the screen second half.
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>>155880435
Was the 6 month payout clause in effect when he was signed up? Suns definitely get AFL compo.
Either way, the AFL orchestrated him moving there so sacking him would be admitting they fucked up so it won't happen.
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>how was your weekend?
>it was BASED. mum said I could get ubereats because I said I'd mow the lawn, but i WONT. THATS immigrant work. and the noise is too loud. but I got HJ's AND maccas. and I didnt tip either! ha! he'll never forget that back in india hahahahahaha I'm so based. and me and my friends totally estroyed THIS TRADIE GUY, HE'S SO GAY I SWEAR sorry I got excited. but yeah, so ngay, bet he casmnt stop thinking about me. and i just shut.his.shit.down. got this webm ysee? a webm? its like a movie, but no sound. you would'nt get it. but its like my RKO. I'm so based.
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>2 goals for an entire game

where does this rank on fraudulent performances in recent memory?
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>>155880435
During the Pies game yesterday the commentary brought up how this time last year they were a few games clear at the top and everyone was saying they were a lock for the flag. Whatever happened there.
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oh no no tradie meltie
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>>155880473
probably the worst since sydney on thursday
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my weekend was based because i went to adelaide to watch my pooties win, and i had a lot of beers before during and after
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>>155880341
whats the qrd of this? seen it a few times but cant work out whats going on
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>>155880498
My goat Curnow blew it :(
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did not predict the sunday prozzie spergout evolving into a tradie spergout
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>>155880510
expect the unexpected
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do prozziecunts realise how repulsive they are? or are they just delusional?
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>Melbourne became a finals team as soon as Petracca left
>Gold Coast went to shit as soon as he joined
Was Brand Petracca™ the cancer all along?
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>>155880508
recently revealed footage of the thailand kille a week before he departed for thailand
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>>155880529
The latter, watch that one retard say "you always pay for it"
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uh oh

antivoss sperg is gonna have a tizzy he just kicked another
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>>155880552
Not me, I had him kicking 2 in my mutli
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>>155880529
Prostitutes are high social value currently due to how grim the dating scene is.

You can either pay a prostitute a few hundred and get guaranteed results, or pay a few hundred for a Tinder dinner date (one of her 10 this week) and maybe, maybe get results.
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>>155880529
no different to dating. you always pay for it
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how do we reckon iggsboomer is fairing seeing fred flying while his side is languishing in the poo
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>2.11
How can they slurp so hard?
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>>155880508
>most likely a minor traffic incident where the tradie thought he was wronged
>tradie has the mental capacity of a toddler so lashes out violently
>about to teach the faggy moped rider a lesson
>oh shit he is fit and has a helmet on!
>eeeeeeeeek!
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Called it.
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People who have been watching, has this been Fred good or Suns shit?
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>antivosssperg
genuinely sad how you spackers are so desperate to invent new personalities like how soccerpoof invented "jaidyn" so he could cope with no-one caring about wogball
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>>155880543
>>155880561
>>155880570
kek

read em like a book
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>>155880561
>This level of cognitive dissonance
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>>155880582
yes
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>>155880573
I'm an igger and don't really mind if they win the flag, they're a likeable group.
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>>155880510
someone's been feeling negelcted. he piped up yesterday over something and the new dosage is obviously working like a pork farmer in Jerusalem so i've been throwing him a bone to see how cranky he can get.
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fremantle could win their prelim by 100 points and you just know whoever they play on the mcg will smack them by 10 goals
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>>155880593
>Cute girl picture
What is this serial killer's name?
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>>155880462
He's protected from that. Most of his payments are from the ambassadorial payments so the AFL is paying him, it's not protected under that 12 month cap in the termination clause. I don't know exactly how much they'd be on the hook for but it'd be a lot and likely not worth it.
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>>155880573
Probably devastated he is going to be executed before freo bottle the gf and Reid leads the iggs to a fourpeat
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>>155880530
cold toast had a pissweak fixture but since they finished higher they were forced into giving them a harder fixture. it's what it comes down to, cold toast simply do not have a good enough list. like shitney or shit kilda their players statpad against bottom tier teams but cannot beat teams higher than them. the snus are not a serious threat
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>>155880623
their only hope is sydney making it to the last saturday as well
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>>155880573
kek
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>>155880529
I asked questionsperg almost that exact question. the general consensus is that they are blissfully unaware but essentially wouldn't give a shit either.
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>>155880573
fred feel sorry for >us now, not a lot of hatred lately
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>>155880634
fucking kek
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Why are celebrities allowed to hire prostitutes, get caught and still not be judged even if they were cheating on their partner but the average joe is supposed to be a pariah if he pays some whore for sex?
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>>155880665
truly society volumes
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>>155880665
most people are le heckin sex positive these days mate
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Anyone that acts like sex is some sacred act you can't buy is a simp putting pussy on a pedestal.
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>>155880530
Last year was unironically his worst year as a player, terrible accuracy. He is currently performing a bit above that level but not by much
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>>155880665
They do it for the convenience, you do it out of desperation. They're also not spending a third of their weekly wage.

>>155880687
Ironic.
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fraudwick being exposed to the high heavens here
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>>155880642
>cold toast simply do not have a good enough list
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>>155880687
yet you're the one transferring money to a woman

who's the simp here?
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>>155880716
>who's the simp here?
The guy acting like pussy is something sacred and not just another commodity you can buy.
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sickie looms
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>14 scoring shots
Gold Coast accuracy cost them the win desu. Could've won with better kicking.
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hows this affecting JUH's mennulelf issues?
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>>155880745
bet you pay for only fan feet pics and fart jars too
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test football
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>pussy is a commodity amirite guys haha im so le heckin based and redpill!
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>>155880665
Regular women would try to baby trap them/sell the story to scandal websites. Prostitutes are literally a safety measure.
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>>155880759
I've never given a cent to a woman over the internet.
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>>155880745
this kek
sure maybe i could spend a couple of hours at a bar and pick up some horny slut
but then you have to deal with the after effects, telling her to leave, future messaging etc
or just walk into the brotho pay $150 and walk out 30mins later stress free
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>>155880780
Based Jane McGrath hater.
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>>155880780
I really dont think you can be so positive there.
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>the söyjak poster is also a simp
lol literally every post he puts the image with is the opposite of his reddit/bigfooty tier opinions
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>>155880791
>telling her to leave, future messaging etc
Whoa!
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>I am a walking deterrent, a repugnant sloth that no one loves so I made an ethos that makes me the based one
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>I am a walking deterrent, a repugnant sloth that no one loves so I made an ethos that makes me the based one
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Shut the fuck up you child. You were probably born in like 2006
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>>155880561
>tinder
>dinner date
lol
lmao even
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The idea of not having sexual experiences and "staying pure" is a bit weird when you think about it.
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>I've never given a cent to a woman over the internet.
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>guys i could totally have sex without paying for it if i wanted to haha
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>>155880841
>finding a girl on tinder that fucks without any form of pre social foreplay
i mean its basically a prozzie at that point anyway
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>>155880846
Yea only terminally online right wing virgins care about virginity
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>>155880860
Yes, I used to but over time I stopped bothering. It's genuinely not worth the effort.
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>>155880851
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>not getting into double figures in any quarter

embarrassing tbdesu
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>yeah i could pay $200 for sex here but its actually more economical to fly to thailand
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ive got more STDs from girls ive met on tinder than i ever did from brothels
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And what of love?
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>>155880896
Almost definitely. I don't know how much the average prostitute is charging in Australia nowadays but it'd be a lot more than the 40 bucks that dead prostitute was demanding.
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Yea nobody is getting close to stopping fredmantle.
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Freddo have made the dire mistake of peaking too early.
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>>155880896
>>155880921
It's the new dental treatment.
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>>155880913
Whores in a brothel are working in a regulated industry and need to know if they're carrying something so get checked for STIs regularly. A tinder slut does not.
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the whole time he been talking about prossies he been talking about male escorts btw
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>>155880944
yes, that was the point i was making.
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>>155880943
Just as Americans are forced across the border for reasonably priced medication Aussies are forced to Thailand for reasonably priced pussy.
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I like the prostitutes because they tell me my dick is too big and charge me more :^)
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>>155880953
bit gay
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brothos would be dangerous for me as i fall in love very easily if a female shows me attention
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>>155880707
nice seething animefaggot reply but cold toast's list is mediocre. even a good coach couldn't get much more out of this shit list, let alone a washed hardwick.
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>>155880944
Is this also the case with underage thai prossies?
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My prostitute fell in love with me, you guys don't understand.
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>>155880969
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Who would you guys want to see win the World Cup?
For me, it’s England, Spain, Argentina, and Mexico (in that order)
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>>155880989
Which team is the whitest?
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>>155880989
go tell someone who cares wogbot
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The Chad free ASMR GFE vs the Virgin Paid Prostitute
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>>155880989
USA, England, Argentina, Netherlands (in that order)
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>>155880978
Wouldn't know but you would assume like any illegal product the quality control is unregulated.
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>>155880995
Argentina
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>>155880989
>>155881002
samefagging is a new low for you soccerpoof
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>>155881006
Where's the webm? That was the only highlight of that entire dogshit match.
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>>155881018
they're less than a minute apart sir
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>>155880989
Australia I reckon
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>>155880997
back from your ban jaidyn? or brave enough to show yourself again after that utter humiliation you had earlier?
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>>155881045
cazzie
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>Heh, this prostitute is just a commodity to me, Chad
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>>155881045
>Have to go through Argentina to make the semis
Not happening.
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>>155881057
you are projecting so hard
this is literally what fucking a girl off tinder looks like
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Stop using memes incorrectly.
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why do prozziecunts act like banging a random sloot is equivalent to climbing mt everest or something

>it's so much le heckin EFFORT
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>you are projecting so hard
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>>155881055
>>155881058
he asked who I want to see win, not who I expect to win
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>>155881022
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>>155881074
Touche.
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>>155881062
speak for yourself mate
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>>155881074
yeah and thats a cazzie answer. wanting to see england win is the correct answer
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>>155881078
heh
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>>155881026
this is what he does

>>155881047
>admitting to also being reportsperg
new low for you champ kek
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>>155881078
saved
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You guys orrite?
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bane are now second favourites for the flag
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>>155881093
no. you disappeared (cowered?) for three days, what should have i presumed?
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Don't rile him up too much guys, we've lost enough sex workers to impotent violence for one week
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>>155881118
What if he sperged out because she was hiding a tiny little willy?
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the spergouts branch off into tangents that surprise me sometimes
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cartcunt is an absolute cunt of a bloke
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>>155881070
No one's acting like it's climbing mt everest but it just boils down to what you value more, your time or your money. It's just not worth it if you can get the same or better with zero effort.
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>>155880166
same
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>>155881117
not sure who you think i am but i have a life unlike you, who sits in a general about a sport you hate trying to convert people to watching wogball all day schizophrenically trying to call everyone "jaidyn" for some bizarre reason. why do you do it mate? you have a hundred other threads to post in, you know.
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>>155881116
The market had shifted by half time on Thursday night.
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>how prostitutesperg thinks he looks

>how he really looks:
>>155881057
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>>155881117
Take your meds, idiot.
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Add prostitutes to the list.
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Might head up to melbourne next week and catch a footy game while i'm there. Do they still have a no singles policy?
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>>155881148
you were seething all day every day this week about the world game. don’t tell me that you have a life, i’d be surprised if you had a job
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>>155881070
Banging a prostitute is like climbing Mt Everest. All it takes is money.
Getting a gf is like climbing K2. It requires skill and effort.
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>>155881172
Yes but you can pay for an "escort".
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crazy how they rigged the world cup so iran would be eliminated
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uou guys are watching the JT & Buddy show yeah?
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>>155881178
done him in here
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>>155881181
Cheaper than buying a burger and coke at the MCG desu.
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i actually genuinely want to understand what this seething idiot gets out of sitting in /afl/ all day posting about wogball and crying over anyone telling him to fuck off. it just makes no sense. it's pretty clear that a bunch of spergs in an /afl/ general while the world cup is on either don't care about soccer at all, or they are posting in soccer threads but are coming here to talk about afl footy, because every other thread in the catalog is dedicated to soccer at the moment so they could get a better conversation in there.
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>>155881188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxd23UVID7k
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>>155881194
Why is everything so expensive here? I needta book a bali trip and get on the cheap ciggies and bintangs holy fuck
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>>155881215
Youtube banned his account so he can't comment on it there anymore.
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>>155881188
Literally all modern sports are rigged
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>>155881176
i literally wasn't thinking about the wogcup at all today champ. i don't care. but you seem pretty upset about that. want to explain why?
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imagine if pussy only cost $20 here
id probs go more often
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>>155881215
the MAJORITY of /afl/ is watching and enjoying the football world cup mate
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Odds prozziesperg is also the guy who makes up fantasies about not answerting his mums phonecalls?
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>>155881243
LMAO IT ALL FITS
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>>155881241
back in the day you could get that, go see the pictures, have an ice cream and still have spare change
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I’d like RC to post here more. I appreciated his presence this morning and I’d like to see more of him into the future
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>>155881243
>>155881257
Two completely different posters btw.
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>>155881264
Corrrr. Big breast chad wins again.
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No one gives a fuck about you.
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>>155881242
yes we know the majority of /afl/ are cazzies and are in the wogcup threads, i've been in here during the offseason. as i said, anyone in this thread would therefore be specifically coming here to discuss afl and not soccer. so seething at anyone telling you to piss off and talk about soccer elsewhere is therefore a bizarre cope.
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Do you guys like maps and flags?
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>>155881276
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WRONG FAGGOT
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>>155881283
we happily discuss football in here but you just start seething so loud that it gets drowned out by the REEEEEEEEs
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Can my Collingwood frauds make the finals?
Is it all rigged so collingwood and Carlton slip into the top 10 somehow?
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>>155881215
the arguning, the prompting of outrage, the claims that "______was confirmed/exposed/obvious to everyone that _______ happened/didn't happen" is equsl parts old 4chan shitposting equal parts creating a lore which he can use to bolster whatever stance he wantas to take/false flag later. a smarter, saner, more aware man would be formidable if those passions and motivations could be channeled but its just emotion and the sense of mission. and thats why the anger and singlebloodymindeddness is useless to subvert for mine own wants. pity. pet spastic would be useful.
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why is blud spamming pics of him and his prozzie?
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>>155881267
you two would be great on Australia's First Dates.
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>3dpg
Take the doll pill.
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>>155881299
multiple people also tell you to fuck off when you talk about wogball. again, no-one who is enough of a sperg to be here wants to talk about wogball. they would be in wogball threads if they did.
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>>155881241
It can be had for couple of ciggies if your standards are low enough
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>>155881323
theres about 5 "wogbot"s, of which I am just one. you're massively outnumbered - you just shit your pants the loudest
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shut up about prozzies you worthless coomer spastic faggot deadshits
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>>155881352
No you don't understand, it's transactional! I am the king of the commodities, the wolf of wall street!
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>>155881358
Middle aged nurses are rubbing their bean to that left arm.
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>>155881348
and there's probably as many faggots who call you wogbot or soccerpoof and tell you to fuck off. stop assuming everyone you don't like is one person. and again, you haven't answered the core question i've been asking - why come to alf to talk about wogball when the entire board has dedicated wogball threads?
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Even if she was a prostitute, I could fix her
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>>155881352
>>155881360
>samefagging this hard
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being this passionate about how other people fuck is just weird tbqh
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>>155881376
at least wait a little bit past the minute so it isn't so obvious
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You pay prostitutes for vapid, meaningless sex.

I pay high value dominatrix' to beat me up with their feet.

We are not the same.
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>>155881384
Their bodies, their choice.
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>>155881376
shut up you dumb faggot
i don't give a fuck about this retarded spergout
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let's all try to get along haha
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>>155881215
>i actually genuinely want to understand what this seething idiot gets out of sitting in /afl/ all day posting about wogball
The only one seething here is (you), imagine getting so incredibly mad that people are posting about soccer........during the world cup
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>anon makes one football post during the world cup
>jaidyn seethes and spergs out for hours on end and drags out the topic he demands no one talks about
funny, isn’t it?
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I think I might be a Nazi
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>>155881423
which one is jaidyn?
>>
certain arguments always have a suspicious double post in support
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>>155881392
dominatrices btw
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>>155881430
he's claiming theres a lot of jaidyns now (lol)
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>>155881432
yeah that's true
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how about that wogball, huh
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>>155881224
>>155881264
>>155881293
Its actually pretty sad that you are criticising people who are in a happy loving relationship
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>>155881407
>i don't give a fuck about my retarded spergout
probably should.
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so a spergout about nonce sex tourists forked out into two separate spergouts about tradies and paying for pussy
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>Its actually pretty sad that you are criticising people who are in a happy loving relationship
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>>155881449
yeah that's true
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>>155881465
All intertwined subjects really
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Your samefags are ridiculously obvious. Not even a little bit subtle.
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I am morally obligated to financially support sex workers.
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i hope i don't get soijakked
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>>155881447
REEEEEEEEE
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i am jaidyn
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>i hope i don't get soijakked
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/alf/s law = anything can become a meme if there is but one sperg to force it
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I am the ghost of jaidyn past
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I created a successful 'mick in /nrl/, might bring it over here because I think it could do numbers
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Why can't we be like /a/ which bans redditjak posters on sight?
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>Why can't we be like /a/ which bans redditjak posters on sight?
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>he got so upset about getting called stavros he had to thought of the most australian bogan name he could in retaliation
>all because someone in /afl/ didnt appreciate soccer posts
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>>155881514
why can't it work there then?
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>>155881524
kek. KEK
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>>155881418
i literally could not care less champ

>>155881423
what's funny is how you refuse to answer the simple question put to you: why does it upset you that someone doesn't give a shit about soccer in a general dedicated to a completely different sport?
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>when the prozzie says "ahhh its so big" like i paid her too but she's a bad actor
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>>155881558
No one sees it.
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>>155881561
fucking LMAO
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this guy fucks for free everyone!
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noah anderson has to be the most overrated player in the league, at least nick daicos is occasionally damaging with ball in hand and does some impressive stuff every now and then. i barely even know what anderson looks like and never notice him on the field.
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>has to reply to his own posts in support because no one else will
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>when the english prozzie says "shoot that baby batter in my slot, lov"
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>>155881560
it doesn’t upset me at all. if you’re going to sperg out you’re going to get mocked regardless of what you say. that’s just the way it is
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the soijack posters funny he doesnt do it all the time just occasional sprees
pretty based desu
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samefagging tonight is crazy. can't you sperg out about something instead, at least its a genuine conversation
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>>155881612
which one are you talking about?
>wogbot v jaidyn
>paying for sex
>soijak poster
>>
HEIL HITLER
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>>155881560
wogball, tradies, nurses, seethe/outrage political party that day; somehow /afl/ is the glue, the nucleus, the 11 secret herbs and & spices that binds the whole macrosystem togetnher whilst simultaneously pulling it apart like horses in the collesium.
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>the soijack posters funny he doesnt do it all the time just occasional sprees
>pretty based desu
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crazy how if we just followed the OT commandments to kill prostitutes, pimps, rapists, adulterers, murderers and witches society would be way better.
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>>155881642
kek
>>
rc you in mate?
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I am a PROUD Nazi, the Germans were right about everything and we should have been on their side
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>>155881644
>crazy how if
asyonishing you're not the father of many children whilst being in a loving comitted relationship like all of your massive circle of friends all of whom look to you for guidance, humour and in turn give you unwavering support, respect and love and consideration.
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the fraudulent and plastic gold coast football club
reminder people tipped them to make the granny this year KEK
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>>155881674
so true
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>>155881604
you and i have very different definitions of spergout then. i don't even think you inventing this personality of jaidyn to seethe at is a spergout, and certainly not a couple of posts calling someone a wog and telling them to fuck off to a wogball thread. just kind of funny to throw ethnic shit around.
why do you even want to discuss wogball in here though? the entire catalogue is nothing but world cup shit, surely you would find a more receptive audience there.
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>>155881604
kek done em
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God lopunny is one fuckable slut, even hotter than lapras
>>
nazi goreng
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wait this guy is the one who always posts the crossdressing nazis on every other board? damn
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>>155881704
For me it’s diancie
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>>155881451
mac andrew
>>
>>155881711
Josh’s power level is unmatched
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>>155881691
there’s also an entire board dedicated to politics yet there’s political shit here every day. why don’t you seethe about that, which is even more off topic than australia playing a slightly different form of football?
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people do seethe over that
we are free to tell wogs to fuck off
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>>155881679
>implying i'm not
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wheres the webms
>>
weird how that boomer aussie murderer in thailand is all over the news with enough footage to turn it into a tv movie but i've heard almost nothing about the african in england who raped a 2 year old girl to death.
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australian “friendship” culture is toxic as fuck
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kwab
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>>155881769
Wow, I have truely become, redpilled
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>>155881796
lot of blokes here feel like they need to supply redpill booster shots to us constantly
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>>155881734
this place is like a bar where anything gets discussed but the main reason people are here is for afl, unless you're mickhead then i don't even know why he's here. you can discuss wogball in here but don't get upset if someone pushes back and calls you a dumb wog. same sort of banter happens anywhere.
>>
damian "dimma" hardwick is a fraud
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>>155881786
this niggas eyes so close together lmao
so simian
>>
tick tock wagies don't forget that OT for the prozzies
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wait, nick daicos has a brother who plays?
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>>155881818
yeah im fine with the pushback and expect it to some extent. but as a i said, if someone’s going to sperg out in response they’ll likely cop it. doesn’t matter what they say, sperging out never ends well
>>
#StandByHitler
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>>155881847
This but unironically
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>>155881819
no dusty no dimma simple as
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>>155881847
>>155881858
the incestuous cross dressing vegetarian bisexual with a meth addiction?
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>>155881861
so true. no dusty and tiggs don't win '19 or '20, but possibly still would have won '17
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>>155881862
don't forget he did a lot of bad things as well
>>
the euroid reaction to air conditioning is crazy
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>>155881845
i would hardly say it's a spergout and it's certifiably more than one person.
anyway you do you i guess. i don't get the appeal of wogball at all, just find it dull as fuck to watch and the culture around it to be quite insufferable especially in australia, where a lot of fans have a persecution complex. i also just hate the diving bullshit and acting hurt for penalties. also the worship of ronaldo and messi is so gay lol, it's literally as cringe as evafags debating rei or asuka
>>
>>155881964
ac is a meme, literally never needed under ordinary circumstances, it’s a product of americans addicted and feeling entitled to endless luxury and coddling
>>
miss when we had footy related spergouts
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>>155882001
well of course it's not needed, but neither is spouting rubbish on 4chan and yet here you are
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ac is based as fuck
hate seppos
hate euros
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>>155881979
you’re entitled to your opinion and i won’t push back on it. i will agree that the australian soccer persecution complex can be cringy (though it’s not entirely unjustified), and a lot of the discourse around the sport on this site is thirdie shitpost spam which even i don’t like
>>
>80-29
Utterly fucking grim. Gold Cunts are the biggest frauds going around.
>>
Suns played so bad u cunt wouldn't even post about it..
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>>155882072
no one cares about the snus, not even the gold coast itself
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>>155882001
>literally never needed
nigger where i live it's fucking HOT
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>>155879673
erotic
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>>155880197
Proper NORF
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hoping to hit the ground running at work tomorrow
usually start the week very slow
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>>155881215
its not that deep bro
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>>155882006
banepoof and swasnsook do that most days
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>>155882001
top quality bait
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>>155882082
and dry, just open a window.
ac’s bring humidity and make everything worse
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Hope the kangas can win a couple more games and make the top 10, pretty hard run home though
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>>155882107
The fuck are you talking about you victorian poofter
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>>155882107
ac takes the humidity out of the air you dumb fuck
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>>155882121
I really do like norf, I hope they do well for the rest of the season and into the future
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>>155882122
Not him but we have AC in Chadtoria, m7.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999



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