vegass lost and slopdown was cancelled
kitties
rent free knights rule
My penguins (:
The state of /hoc/ is grim. Almost /mu/ tier level bad at this point. Be better yall.
>>155909136NJ Devils somehow sink lower with each passing week
>>155909172They won the nemec trade.
>>155909136Vegas still has won a cup more recently than your team
stella is stupid and i don't respect her
my sharkies did pretty damn good this draft
>>155909176Shipping the #2 overall pick outta town in exchange for picks that will all wind up higher than #25 overall sure was a huge steal for the devils lmao
>>155909220Nemec is a bust. Better trade him for two first round picks than lose him on waivers for nothing.
>>155909158We’re getting ready for free agency
>>155909136Not only did they lose. They failed to score a SINGLE GOAL in the final game. KWABS
>>155909179o rly?
>>155909350still true *
>>155909352I'll have to excuse your crying as it does come natural to your "kind"
>>155909350nobody cares lmaoi can't even find your retard state on a map
>>155909352>*holy fucking pathetic
>>155909158Too many wrestlefag retards itt
>>155909675you seem upset
>>155909763what would I have to be upset about?meanwhile, you seem like you're coping with loss rather poorlymaking up delusions to comfort yourselfsad!
>>155909762True
>>155909812>n-no you meltyKWAB *
>i-i-it's an asterisk cup b-because... because... it just IS, OKAY???do you guys think that Olliver ends up like his retarded (absent) father, or do you think he's embarrassed of him and purposefully tries to not be like him?
>>155909836Who is oliver
The real sad thing is that copey is still coping about his vegass nots
>>155909868the kwabster's estranged son
>>155909868an orphan
>>155909821>>155909836
Will you accept a collect call from the the cringe department?
just took a devious mackinnon had to get the plunger out. out of air freshener so it's stinking up the whole second level of the house
>>155910183>stors>eliteinto the trash it goes
>>155910183>implying any gm’s are goodIt’s just luck
>>155910438t. team is shit and run by a retard
>>155910183Grier has done nothing extraordinary so far. He has just been lucky always winning the lottery. Once they start drafting outside top 10 we will see if he is good or not.
>>155909136
>>155910183>julien breakwoodfour straight first round knockouts. made one of the worst trades in recent history for jeannot. best prospect to make the nhl in almost a decade of drafts is gage goncalves.
Huomenta
>>155911031huomenta to you too fren
>>155911259snek cracks me up every tiem
>>155911259I hope we have a great week
I’m not sure what to make of the kitties
>sips
>>155910183>hasb and >shorksAh yes two teams that are just exiting the rebuilding phase and are now entering the competing phase. We've never seen GMs flame out at that point before
Flames mentioned
Where are the trades Gary?
>>155913249The interns need his approval first
>>155909158But we discuss better music than /mu/
ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr im here to epic troll the canadians ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I just hate them so much ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>155913577you're making me feel uneasy pal
>>155913577*hugs you*
>>155913604>>155913618
>>155910183Our Toronto Maple Leafs are definitely bad
>>155913249Gary's back in the cryogenic chamber until pre-season
>>155913751I CAN'T CONTROL MY SHAKESHOW DID I GET HERE
big dick /cric/small cock /hoc/
there was a time when Paul kariya and teemu selanne went rogue and joined the avs for basically the league minimum
Good morning Canes Nation
>>155913808that was grim on a very powerful level
>>155910183>only sunbelt teams with tax relief are elitethank you gary
>>155913952cope the tax funds are going to parkinsons research #raceforthecure #weskateforblacklives
its offical we're a futbol nation now
>>155913649Let’s do our best today :)
>>155914055im going to listen to early 200s canadian pop punk
>>155914099Alexisonfire and sum 41?
>>155914109dont forget billy talent
>>155914109correct and correct prolly some billy talent
>>155914125>>155914126INSHALLAH
>>155914099fun fact when I went to court several years back the lead singer from Simple Plan was also there
>>155914109>Alexisonfire>pop punk
>>155914153this is getting a based from me
>>155914099https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZqCwEgOv1k
>>155914190treble charger is undeniable dimes
>im just a kid>singer is 23
simple plan was underrated they had the one hit but i bought the cd
>>155914217and my life IS A NIGHTMARE
>>155914125For me, it’s white flag
>>155914099>early 200s
>>155914339missed a 0
Larkin to Vegas
>>155914368our dear copey wins again
>>155914376Larkin and Kane to Vegas :)
>>155914099>>155914109Dedicated to all of /hoc/ https://youtu.be/vK6nGUYZCGI
>>155914368>>155914376son of karlbros.... we are about to be mcphee'd
>>155914405holy RULES
Early in the huomenta, risin' to the streetLight me up that cigarette, and I'll strap shoes on my feetGot to find the reason, reason things went wrongGot to find a reason why my money's all gone
>>155909812Wtf how is he levitating the cupIs this achievable natty?
>>155914477Based
Is Stenberg a fraud? He's listed as 6' and Lin is 5'11".
>>155914572nigga on the left looks like my insurance agent
Indian Guy: The rest of the NHLImmovable Object: my rod wongs once everything is all yzerplanned and ironed out
>>155914628True
>>155914658quinn hughes???? more like cringe jew
>>155914628sir, you cant park there
>>155914572>San Jose Manlets
I don't think we should post long videos of Indians getting seriously injured in the hockey thread
>>155914810he's fine, just a bruised shoulder
>>155914810hilariously injured* sorry typo
>>155914572he's 6 ft just like macklin...standing face to face their lips would be at the exact same height
wtf Vegas fans are like THIS?????????
>>155914864we dont kink shame in /hoc/
>>155914876true /hoc/ is a stepmom small penis humiliation forum
>>155914864Honestly? Respect
>>155914864That’s pretty normal compared to McDavid
>>155914864boomer qua boomer
>>155914864When I think people may be able to see what's on my phone I behave like a paranoid dissident in an autocratic regime
already one of the worst offseasons ever>bro the capitals traded for Alex Tuch AND Jordan Kyrou!>Bro the rangers got Dorofeyev!Alright who's feeding them the puck on those teams?
>>155915211>CrapsChychrun and Tuch himself>ragsWho cares
the import draft is tomorrow morning
>>155914876>>155915037>tfw you're in your 50s, just got divorced, kids are heading off to college/don't talk to you, and all you have to look forward too is cunny and hockeypoor guy got publicly shamed
>a fucking deer
>>155914864Looks like this guy just figured out how to zoom in on a touch screen that day and it changed his life
>>155915409one time I figured out I can turn on my phones flashlight but just shaking my phone so I get it
>BREAKING: #Preds acquire Nils Hoglander from #Canucks for a 2029 3rd round pickgeez his value has fallen off that badly?
>>155915513Yes hes had one good season
>>155915513guy has been in the league for 6 seasonshe is a 4th liner at best
>>155915458me but finding out I had a flashlight and didn't have to use my homescreen
i think this is a szuber move by the canadiens haha
just switched my cell phone plan I get 100! text's per month now
Calgary is under flood watch hopefully the saddledome doesnt flood again
>>155915604>Maksymilian
>Canes didnt have to fight their boogeymen Panthers or >ragsPathetic.
jesus...
Literally who can stop the sharks 5-6 seasons from now?
>>155915782>a team that lost to the >laffs in the first round the previous year>the winner of the Pennsylvania pillow fight>a team that clinched a series win by recording 9 shots on goal>Sharter Fart running out of meme magic at the perfect timeYeah not the most difficult route for the Randies that's for sure
NHL free agency is dead thanks to the salary cap and expansion of 32 teams
>>155915955dont worry fellow goy, we got 84 games this season!
>>155915950Good answer
I AINT NO GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH YOU BETTER THINK ABOUT IT GARYI AINT NO GODDAMN SON OF A BITCHYOU BETTER THINK ABOUT GARY BABY
>>155914339i didnt know the snes were that old!
apparently gallagher has been traded to the cantpucks
>>155916122good, the team needed a scrappy manlet to replace garland
>>155916122He admirably served Montreal for nearly 15 years and this is how they repay him? Sending him directly to hell?
Our Sennies mentioned :)
if i had a nickel every time the Canucks got future considerations for a hot headed former winger from a canadian team, i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
>>155915955Thank you Gary
>>155916214it's his hometown
>let in one SamoanAH YESSIR A BIG DOG OF THE BLOODLINE MOVING UP IN THE NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUEWHAT A HUGE WEEK FOR SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT
Shannon is a girls name so is McKenzie
>>155916290
>>155916290I knew a guy back in hs named McKenzie
>>155916472there was a guy who pitched for San Francisco named Madison and his wife's name was Madison
>>155916290McKenzie is a man’s name
>>155916505Buddygonna need a source on that
Scott McKenzie sang If You’re Going to San Francisco, crazy how things come full circle like that
pretty big week, i foresee terms being discussed as well as developments happening alongside negotiations, and possibly even some intangibles being discussed
Bob McKenzie once drank a whole vat of beer to save himself from drowning
>>155915950But I wouldn't ask for chese
habs just gave away the heart and soul of the their team for free
>>155916733gally was on of usheart wrenching
>>155916428>call a boy a girl>cause the weakening of the federation, allowing filthy z*ons to invade againStraight out of the history books
i tire of the bald fraud
our habs are getting marchenko thanks ted
>>155915975I honestly wonder if these wack-ass questions or puck-throwing contests or what the fuck ever even have the desired effect when everyone realizes they aren't just lolsorandum things the coaches are doing for shits and giggles but specifically because they're looking for intangibles
For me it's stacking golf balls and throwing pucks into trashcans
>>155916851
Hoglander to the predators! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Gary is out of control today.
>trading Gallagher with retention for future considerationsGrim.
ITS BEEN SEVEN HOURSAND FIFTEEN DAYSSINCE YOU TAKE YOUR GARE AWAY
>>155917902RIP Chris Cornell.
>>155917984his version is the best without question
Chase Kidd, right wing, Predator
I think Gary is a bitch-ass nigga
What round in the NHL Draft would a Yautja be selected?
>rapeytime to leave
BREAKING NEWS Gallagher Traded to Canucks
how often does a team trade for a UFA's rights only for them to not sign
>>155915955NHL free agency is dead because GMs don't let guys walk to free agency anymore. If the NHL brought back compensation picks then more guys would hit free agency
>>155919262it's never happened, not even once
Preds are going to be contenders next season
>>155909155darnell's penguins :))
>>155920439ahem gary we already paid our negro tax with georges laroque and trevor daley
>with gorgeous georges laroque and clever trevor daley =3
>>155920724The Pittshood Pengizzles
>rapey is inand with that i am out
imagine supporting a rapist and rapist defender when the canes literally have alexander nikishin
>>155920330Stamkos is way too washed
Say what you will about Gary...
..... Bud always wins and you got raped
>>155922644He's a sharp dresser, and he smells like freshly baked cookies
>>155921891you've been out for a decade, anon.
>>155923055the rape was in 22 retard (easter, it was chilly)
>>155923157some say it was the chilliest on record
bitter truth: OilGods run the league
>>155923212That kid is going to grow up with some serious "second place is ok, too" problems.
it was a bitterly cold easter in 22
If only Japan pursued hockey
gudas panther
Gavin McKenna career ending injury by Radko Gudas
>>155925093>>155925093https://www.alhockey.com/Yeah, if only they, like, had their own league
>>155926075aren't you the guy that got raped
>Matias Maccelli will not be receiving a qualifying offer from the Leafs today, making him an unrestricted free agent, per sources.cut from the laffs for nothin
why hasn't kotkaniemi been bought out yet?
>>155926075for me it's kobe and grits
>>155926325team Finland(Miami) will take him
for me, it was the Nippon Paper Cranes
>>155926474he's the best 3rd line center on the market
>>155925093PuraOre-bros, the anime plan didn't work...
>>155925093>>155926075I went to Japan recently and I felt everyone’s eyes staring like I was an outsider I wouldn’t go back
>>155927142I want to go there
>>155926474Gambling that the cap/expansion will get rid of him
>>155926743This league used to have Russian and Chinese teams and more Korean teams And I miss the old A league; I guess that's what I'm saying
>>155927142were you shitting on the street
>>155927487expansion isn't going to happen before his contract is up. this is the last opportunity to do it for 1/3. Even at 8 years dead cap, it's only a ~$850k hit.
>>155926940If only there could be a hot blooded sports shonen
Chinese, Japanese, Dirty Knees, Look at these
>>155927586No
>>155928034Look at Deez
>>155928109>DO NOT LOOK AT ME SAAR I AM NOT DOING THE STREET SHITTING SAAR
foo kin low
>>155919262>>155919483mats sundin to my habs, we gave up grabovsky (another gainey masterclass)
>>155928109OHHH SAAAAR THIS IS CANADA SAAAAR I MUST SHIT STREEEET
>>155928458Shut the fuck up retard. You don't get anything with your retard GMs.
>>155928212You’re obsessed with Indians get help it’s sick brother
>>155928598lmao risto needed someone to help him stand up to stank
>>155928964childish post
>>155928964you're gay
>>155929117Childish teams in cantada
I'm sorry but can someone explain to me what the fuck the Chicago Blackhawks are doing? Why the 4th pick trade? Why Byram? Who are these literally who's drafted at 34 and 35? What exactly is their endgame?
>>155928964maturish post
>shitposting for style and not for points
>>155928983>he capitalizes "Indians" lol I wonder who respects them more
>>155929265Turns out when they don't have gary propping them up and giving them players that will help boost jersey sales, they are a fucking retarded franchise.
>>155929265How has Bedard not begged for a trade out yet?
>>155929436Retard syndrome. See Connor McDavid for a reference.
*keeps the play going and avoids offsides*
>>155929436Bedard’s therapist recommended that he stay
>>155929525>Rainbow tape>Pink shoes>Has a wifeThis fucking poser
>>155929436cause he plays in the States and probably always will, and some sunbelt team will come after him someday soon, maybe the Ducks or the Kings
>>155929378Just like my Islanders
>>155929557Erm why are the oilers inviting women?
>Stays with the team that is obviously fucking up and will continue to be a bottom 5
>>155929557what are they developing?
>>155929657johnny is there for connor to get his release. chloe and caitlin are for the rest of the team.
>>155929606cope he's got great speed
>>155929265It's about to get even more retarded when they bring back Debrincat
>>155929657woke mike babcock storyline
>>155929376I don’t talk about them nonstop
>>155929657Edmonton is posing for a PWHL team and has to play the field
>>155929876>*slams stick on the ground* OVER HERE.. OVER HERE *slams stick on the ground* WHAT THE FUCK
>>155930120You mean just like you were?
>>155929722It all makes sense
>>155915955I don't know bud there's 100+ signings every year on july 1st alone
>>155929722>>155930313>the "Jay Cutler" of ice hockey
>>155930108IT'S NOT COCK ANYMORE, IT'S GINA>Mike Babgina?DON'T MIND IF I DO
>Re Andre Burakovsky trade/Senators: The talk out of Chicago is that the Hawks were prepared to buy out the final year of his deal; Instead, the Hawks were able to ship him off to the Senatorsand you say chicago is bad
>Tkachuk bros and now Gudas is backPanthers are really trying to build the most hated team in the league
>>155931366Their record says they are not me.
>>155915955Meanwhile there’s an over abundance of vtubers but you don’t care about the over saturation of that do you?
>mike baboobies
>>155931441Based
welcome to gary's league
>>155934366please, sir, i want off gary's wild ride
>>155929657>babcock>bowmanThey believe that healthy male sexual expression can only be achieved one way
gavin mckenna confirmed for black
>>155934572He’s native
FINALLY DONT KNOW WHY WE MADE THIS BUM CAPTAIN IN THE FIRST PLACE
>>155934572Gavin McNigga finna bust a cap in this honky ass league
kwab
>>155922516true, he barely had *checks notes* 42 goals last year
Next draft is supposed to be the best draft in history haha suck it leafs enjoy your first overall bust
>>155935465They say that every year
>>155935588>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO A HAND SIGNALWhat the fuck is wrong with reddit?
>>155935628Who is they?
>>155936098Gary
>gallager to the Canuckslol
ottershit never recovered from this jej
>>155920439Shut the fuck up (:
>>155936164Who can fight the black magic of flames fans?
>>155936164this curse also affected the flamesmessing with forces they cant control
>>155936264Post your address I feel like heeming you
>>155936643Nah
>>155936643612 wharf avenue
>>155935588My hand is stuck in the red zone.
>>155936698is thatis that a HECKIN CARTOON REFERENCE
>>155936698>>155936759
WHOA EPIC
>>155936835
Now flames are drafting people who hate the hustle and bustle of big cities.
IM PICKLE PEPE
>>155937078
>>155936959there is literally nothing wrong with working as hard as you do on the ice as you do on the Farms, lad
>>155937215there's a lot wrong with being raped though
>>155936959in the big cities, they make you kiss your teammates
>>155937331true just look at trb
>>155937498the guy i was replying to was him!
>>155937528i'll take any opportunity to point out his rapedness
>Gallagher traded for future considerationsWas he really worth nothing after all this time??
I wonder if there will be any hockey conversation in the hockey thread today; let's all watch and see
>>155937697not sure never heard of him
>>155937697realistically, what did he even do there aside from be there for a long time
>>155937697>>155937729>>155937786>The 34-year-old forward has one season remaining on a six-year, $39 million contract (average annual value of $6.5 million) he signed with Montreal on Oct. 14, 2020, and can become an unrestricted free agent after next season.
>>155937697maybe one day you'll learn what the salary cap is kid
>>155937811hey trb
I can't see the puck
>>155937811>deleteduhh mods?
>>155937697Yes
we all get traded for nothing in the end...
>>155937715aren't you the guy that got raped and spams dancing skeletons and cartoon network gifs
I can't see Gary adopting transparent pucks; it doesn't seem reasonable
>>155938334aren't you the guy that got raped and spams dancing skeletons and cartoon network gifs
>>155937335But Marchand belongs to Bergeron
>gudas to panthersthey are going to beat the fuck out of everybody
>>155937786i thought he was a leader alongside being there for a long timesad, but it's how it goes i suppose
>>155938409And yet you know who he is who are you?
>>155938696sup samir hows the seething going
>>155938744how is stalking people and calling everyone you don’t like Samir?
Kngood knmorning knights knation
>>155938787whats it like being pakistani and retarded
>>155938875When is the proof that I am from Pakistan and named Samir?
>>155938944his feelings told him so and he suffers from cognitive bias
>When is the proof
>>155939165its really that easy to bait you retards
>The Edmonton Oilers have invited Chloe Primerano, Cailtin Kraemer, and Abbey Murphy to their 2026 NHL Development Camp.>Primerano and Kraemer are projected to be top draft picks in the 2028 PWHL Draft, while Murphy was selected #2 by the Seattle Torrent this year.what is babcock planning bro's ?
>>155939232I just wanted wn excuse to post that Lexi
>>155939286obviously not sex because the soilers are all faggots
>>155939570saar
>>155939286Morale boosting, McDavid needs a girlie to talk about boys with.
>>155939758worked
>>155939286>The Edmonton Oilers have invited Chloe Primerano, Cailtin Kraemer, and Abbey Murphy to their 2026 NHL Development Camp.skating camp, probably
>>155940000Checked
>>155939932brown
More like "What is the Oilers' obsession with Minnesota lady ice hockey "
>>155940000>>155940000>>155940000>>155940000>>155940000>>155940000
>>155940000But will they have a separate locker room?
>>155940073aren't you the guy that got raped and spams dancing skeletons and cartoon network gifs
I’ve been saying forever most players in the league would be better served simply learning how to skate better I’m glad to see the digits confirm
>>155940215nah, that's me
>>155940439then why hasn't barzal won anything
The Penguins have acquired forward David Gustafsson from the Winnipeg Jets in exchange for defenseman Jack St. Ivany.
now that the dust has settled why did gary stop growing the game™ in japan and italy?
thoughts on this for hoc headquarters?
>>155940751Business idea: bruins vs rangers game in Milan
>>155940662They're definitely going for Nurse
We did say trades, but my fuck, gary. GIVE US GOOD TRADES we can talk and shitpost about.
>>155940781But there’s no yard for hockey
>>155940781>waterfront residentialthat's an understatement
>>155940781>$450,000>est: 2500/monthThat's 15 years.
>>155940781Looks comfy
>>155940214Edmonton's 4th best dressing room (WHL teams don't use the NHL rooms) is better than some team's home dressing room
>>155914572Lin was wearing Robert Downey Jr's shoes there or something. There's a more recent photo.
>>155940781>HOA
>>155941439>WHL teams don't use the NHL roomsWhy, they too good to shit and piss where a man does?
>>155941500Poseidon is really particular about the color of the siding in his community.
>>155941752Connor doesn't like his futa shrine to be disturbed
>the city of Berlin
The #Flames have provided qualifying offers to three players: • Simon Nemec (D)• Brennan Othmann (F)• William Stromgren (F)
>>155942660>• Simon Nemec (D)imagine if he declines it and goes to arbritation
>>155942873Didn’t he want like 9.5 million? I wouldn’t be surprised if he rejects it.
>>155942873I don't think he has arbitration rights since he's coming off his 3 year ELC. He'll either have to wait until camp or sign an offer sheet to force Calgary's hand
>>155943228correct. no one is going to offer sheet him.
>>155942660When did the rags trade othmann>>155943029>>155943228They are qualifying to keep his tights past july first. They are undoubtedly working on an actual big extension.
>>155943365They traded him at the trade deadline for Jacob Battaglia
>>155943365lewd
>>155943365>They are undoubtedly working on an actual big extension.are they? has he done anything yet to warrant a big extension?
>>155943506More than his qualifying off of 1 year at buttfuck thousands of dollars.
>>155943506NJD gave him 4 x 6.500 in my current playthrough of NHL26.
>>155943643>>155943506Nemec isn’t just a young defenseman—he’s a bet on upside. It’s not just about what he is today, it’s about what he could become. Development isn’t linear, he’s still younger than people realize, and the tools are there. Boom or bust, but the ceiling is undeniable.
>>155943667conroy should stop gambling and seek help
>>155943667Thanks ChatGPT
>>155943506>>155943662Sounds about right
>>155943667Yeah, but where did he play his squirts and midgets hockey at, pierre?
>>155943823It’s not just gambling, it’s calculated risk. It’s not just about what a player is today, it’s about projecting what they can become. Every team has to bet on upside, and the best moves usually come from identifying value before everyone else does.
Overdrive ripping the rags kwab
red wings haven’t made playoffs in over 11 years
>>155944952KWAB
>>155944952it's because of the salary cap. gary took away their ability to flex muscle to accommodate shitty sunbelt teams
>>155944952>>155944952Since the last time the Rags won the cup, the Wongs have won 4
>>155945188>yeah, butkwab
>>155944146this "calculated risk" is a gamblehe hasnt hedged his bet, its all in
>>155944952yejibros is this true
>>155942660Nemec and othmann two absolute metroslop players but it worked for the carolina hurricanes
>>155944850thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud?
Gary
>>155946262Thank you Gary
>>155946262>>155945848
>>155910183lmao >>155913952at least someone else is smart enough to notice this
>>155946262What's he working on? What does he have in store for us?
don't know if I'll survive the heatwave bros RIP you guys can have all of my (you)s and flames/Islanders memes
>>15594785632 degrees and mowed the lawn in my bathing suit and jumped straight in the pool when I was finished I love summer.
>>155947681Gary is enjoying the offseason, lad >Thank You, Gary, and enjoy your well-earned vacation
>>155947856Buy an ac you fag
>>155947996This is one of his busiest times though. Personally approving all of those contracts that will be signed on Wednesday is a big commitment.
>>155947856I'm helping someone move :(
>>155948078Well, doesn't he have an autopen for that sorta thing? He can't sit down and sign every one of those contracts, can he?
>>155948375He's gotta take his time and see if anyone is pulling a fast one. This takes time.
>>155948189stay strong bro! remember to stay hydrated
>>155948544That's what Gary's Secretary and her gang of interns are for- that and the legal team >doesn't take as much time with that many people checking
I'm starting to think none of the insiders know anything...
>Browsing all the divegrass thread>All these Europeans think our sports, and other sports made by Americans, suckThe fuck is their problem with hockey?
>my crappies actually got this guypottery
>>155951299They're ignorant; look how they reacted to Ranch Dressing and pulled pork. Although both are awesome in their own way, I suppose
>>155951299they're intimidated by new world masculinity
>no era penal
>>155951299They think air conditioning is fake
>>155951299Dunno. But dont talk about our sport.
>>155953291Well, they're mortuary are filling up with people who badly needed to hydrate and could have used AC>maybe even a little AC/DC https://youtu.be/e4Ao-iNPPUc?list=RDe4Ao-iNPPUc
>>155953891>they're
>>155952880I'm in that image :)
>>155954135yes they are
They are, and they do, and they shall always call them that here, amen
Divegrass spam incoming
Bump
>>155955315>still no confirmed European team going to the Ro16Nice, best World Cup ever
>>155946262please intervene gary-sama
>>155955315I think the canadians are slowly leaving
>>155956568Nice posting the dumbest player 2nd to McDavid
Brace yourself hoc bros
>>155956580They're a soccer country now; they should start calling it football just to be more obnoxious >more obnoxious than usual
>>155951299I've been in the trenches, posting puck
>>155957057I think we’re good /sp/ is slow now
>>155957077
>>155957057For what your cousins?
More Europoors die from overheating than American die from bullets
>>155957084Welcome home, SvenAre you staying up for the Dutch and Morocco?
Honestly shootouts are not that bad after watching whatever the fuck that was lmao.
>>155957550KWAB
>>155951299It's a shame the NHL isn't more popular in europe
>Canucks trading away Höglander>not giving a qualifing offer to any RFAs>trading for a broken GallagherWhat are their plan?
>>155939286zamn....pwhl players jump this high?
>>155951299They don’t watch it
how long until florida gets called out for tampering
I’m going to take a shower don’t let the thread get archived
>>155953291how have they survived this long?
>>155957642I want them back in the playoffsAnd Gary should put draws back in the regular seasonAnd they should make the IIHF do the same thing, so pro league and international play are consistent >cause it's stupid to do otherwise is why
>>155957609I've been thinking about it but I don't think I have the strength
>>155957529Germany lost to Paraguay in the elimination rounds.
>>155957817It's a canadian team meaning it's just a throw away team, who cares?
>>155958048KWAB
>>155957550JEN
>>155958003Well, who could blame you?
>>155958048Take that Jochen Hecht. Marcel Goc
>>155958048I did not fucking ask. I do no fucking care. Shut the fuck up soccer fan.
it's up!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q27A99EnWk
>>155958048not even draisaitl could save them
>>155957057I practice that before deadlifting
>>155958377he's a canadian patriot tho?
>Canadians come pouring into /hoc/ posting soccerWho saw this coming
The only thing I hate more than povertyball fans are people pretending to be povertyball fans
>>155958003sleep tight sven <3
porthole martone is going to be captain one day
>France - Sweden will play Paraguay>>155958003You sure you're off to bed, Sven? Morocco could frogsplash the Ro16 >you would be missing history in the making
>>155951299i've been watching a bit of it and my conclusion is that soccer is just hockey except slower, gayer, and nobody can shoottraining camp starts tomorrow
>>155958516Always the bridesmaid, never the bride
Hockey is by far the best sport.
>>155958569I fucking hate your country for being fake hockey fans too
>>155958780Clearly
>>155958780_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>155958801you're so stupid man
>>155958780good post
>>155958657>>155958742I'm hitting the hay
>>155958967>tfw you will never be a bu/bc/northeastern frat bro
>>155958927Nighty-night, pookums
>>155958779funny
>>155958927stay cool
>>155959099I bet he's popular in the locker room
>>155958899Atleast I win cups.
>>155959099So is brady any good? I always found Matthew was at most a decent player on a great team. He also fits the scrapy nature of said team, but I dont think he was make or break. Ive legitimately never watched a sens game.
>>155957944Gary would never attack them
Thread is moving so quickly nobody will pick up that I'm gay
>>155959370Don't ask; just wait and be surprised by the result
>>155959493based steve dangle fan!
>>155959370Why the hell would you watch a canadian hockey team play? lol
>that faggot over there thinks /hoc/ can'/t see him, and he may be right; most of these clowns can't ever see the puck
>>155959536much like what you did on 04/17/2022
>>155959721I can since I eat carrots
>Darnell Nurse remains set on the Philadelphia Flyers, Pittsburgh Penguins, or Boston Bruins
>>155959798Does that help?
>>155959805he deserves less
>>155959580damn i didnt know dangle was like that
>>155959758shockingly good post
>>155959889of course
I'm drafting a spicy post for the next thread
>>155960064does it reference the events that unfolded on 04/17/2022?
>>155960136Nah it's a surprise :3
Do any of you guys know when submissions for new gimmicks are due?
Submissions dont even start until july 1st bro
>>155960359Thanks. Then I have plenty of time to perfect it
>>155960404All summer my man
>>155960549Long offseason lots of time to become gay
>>155960549All of /hoc/ is going to admire my gimmick in the fall
Great new gimmick lined up for the next thread
all my gimmicks get stolen and ripped off and performed poorly
>>155960656>slaps your ass who wants to hit the sauna at the /hoc/ barbecue?
>>155960763being a gay retard isn't a gimmick
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