A Star Is Born edition>Men's Professional Tennis>No girls allowed>>Calendar: Wimpleton Rd 1>>Scores>flashscore.com/tennis>>Streams>https://freestreams-live1b.pk/tennis-live-stream50/>jokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.html>https://vkvideo.ru/@popovodutennisa/lives>https://www.vipbox.sc/tennis-live>https://tennisonline.me/atp-tour-online-stream>Previous>>155875892
Can Adolfo go all the way?
phwoar good OP that
Ah yes the Chinese players that will all be top 10 in 2 seasons...
that formatting lmaoooo
>>155915720No, he won't get past Moscow
I'm just going to go rest my eyes for a bit, I'll be right back
>>155915730think he's drinking again
>>155915759No I was just really excited about zheng. Feel free to make a new one.
>>155915759Let him drink, it's always funny when he passes out in his own piss
>>155915693pretty shitty bake>alsoNO WOMEN ITT!!!!
Yeah, Kekfag really deserves his designated name from the tennis community
>sinner struggling in 5 against a guy who has 1 ace and 5 DFsfucking abysmal please retire
>>155915659that’s just Federer
Switching off, will be back to see Kokkinakis last Wimbledon match tomorrow
>>155915775Nah, let it ride. We've got tough opposition tonight in the football anyway
Jodar will face Carreno Busta for the 2nd slam in a row
Sinner is just 5 set farming
I think Kekman needs to win this game to stay in the match
Shit commentary saying Jannik is "inexplicably bad" when you literally see blood pouring from his shoes.
>>155915895hes trying to prove to himself he can win 5 set tennis and long matches in general.good on him to practice and limit test in these early rounds.
Quinncel hive ww@?
oh god i forgot about the browns in uniforms "guarding" the stairs on center court.peak cringe
>>155915933But maybe he shouldn't do that with a bleeding foot
>>155915931Nadal had no foot, Federer no back or knee, djokovic mentally ill, no excuses.
>>155915931That's bolognese, he's Italian
>>155915946Quink taking out the Darderi trash, god shit
Sinnerman keking into R2
Kekman might be the worst tennis player I've ever seen compete in a major tournament.
>>155915986Giovanni Zinneri
>>155916016
Was that a ‘lose R1 or win it all’ thing for sinner?
Crazy how good Sinner is. Had none of his ability with him today and still came through
>Yah so, I wanted to say the jacket Nike gave me is so ugly. are they mocking me with these all these holes? its tough.
>>155916031Tsitsipas is a tennis player
absolutely bonkers witnessing the world #1 beat #47
>framemogged
>>155916054He served really well at least. The one redeeming thing he had on that 3rd.
>>155916054not sure what youre talking aboutdat wasnt impressive
>>155916080BBW
>Aces: 31-1 Kek
>>155916080>my girlfriend and me
>>155915928he fucking lost it, and now he's gone
>plays nuno borges next roundRigged draw
>>155916080Are the steps always that wide?
>>155916054The guy he was playing was like a random barber they got off the street who turned up for a paycheck. Probably got a ticket for Ibiza already
unc needs to retire yesterday
>>155916107Sinner aced 31 times?Yeah I'm thinking he is a fraud
>3 hours and 32 minutesAll Kekman had to do is take a 20 minute toilet break and Sinner would have collapsed
Despite not being a giga-doper like Nadal/Djokovic/Alcaraz, going 1-2 in RG/Wimby from where he was would've been the biggest disaster in tennis history. He's also becoming quite a choker in slams specifically, just terrible in big moments since RG25, except for of course Wimby 25, which in general is a massive outlier in his career so far.
>>155916202yeah im not reading all that
I'm also seeing 30C in London for almost the rest of the tournament, we're going to see Sinner hyperventilating and collapsing again in like R4, aren't we? Whatever his problem is with the heat, it's going to destroy his career achievements.
>>155916168
Look at Struff
Waltonators, we're in a bit of a pickle here...
>>1559162833 biggest dopers in tennis history 1, 3&4, also megadoper Murray just behind. Makes sense.
>>155916284hes about to lose, no
I encourage you to look up what Osaka wore onto the court if you want a good laugh. At least this time it wasn't the names of violent felons.
Poor Darderi, at least post Wimbledon clay vulture season is upon him
Guys, Draper pulled out of wimbledon
>>155916283Federershit
>>155916283>frauderer
>>155916497>>155916507Imagine if he cared about long matches
>>155916490Draper the Faper, injuried his wanking arm again
I don’t want to watch Fokina but it seems like the best match
>>155916497mr win in 3 and 4 man
>>155916551Walton Prizmic is heating up
>>155916551thats what im watching too
>>155916551No, thanks. I will watch Nippon against the monkeys and then nice public viewing with some friends and beers. Life is comfy
>>155916283teamsters....
>>155916621who asked?
>>155916283But how do we measure greatness?
What mainstream streaming services get Wimbledon? I'm not talking 3rd world shit like Tubi, which are just thin wrappers around live cable tv networks.
>>155916717Hulu, espn the app or live or something
>>155916717ESPN, otherwise just use bong vpn and use iplayer for free
>>155916663Your mother
>>155916760But I don’t have a TV license :(
>LandaloserNever want to see anybody rate this fraud again in the esteemed premises of this general. Getting whooped by a military journeyman.
>>155916828Turn your VPN off
Struff is doing a Struff
Oh shit Struffi. What are you doing?
Did they close the roof again or gave him a massage that he was able to win?
>plays on grass>isn't using cleatsnone of these players are taking this tournament seriously
>>155916855ok, i wont do it again, apologies, hes a disgrace
More like Adam Wantin' to get the next Qantas non-stop flight home
>>155916964another reason why Rod Laver is the GOAT
>open match>Hantuchova on the mic>switch match
think i'm tapping out of the tenny for the day
>>155917124please stop posting messages like this. it removes the hype and makes people feel like they should watch less tennis.no one wants messages from the people saying they are out of town; they only want messages from the ones saying they are down to party tonight whenever wherever
>>155916276That's fine, not sure why you feel the need to proudly advertise your stupidity though.
>>155916755ESPN doesn't, peacock doesn't, prime doesn't, Hulu doesn't....So far it seems like "you either pay over $100/yr on top of every other sports streaming service so that you can get the Tennis Channel, or: you cannot watch Wimbledon, the biggest tennis event of the year".Actively destroying your own viewership numbers is a fucking CHOICE
Sinner fraudulent
>>155917290But tennis channel doesn't even have Wimbledon
>>155917290 Hulus got every match but Ive got the cable package for like 120 a month
>>155917414
>>155917400>fraudulent statehood
>>155917466Yeah, I'm talking about streaming services, not 3rd world wrappers around cable TV broadcasts like it's 1993It seems like the answer really is "Wimbledon is not streamed anywhere but Cable TV" (because apparently tennis channel doesn't even get it?? Lmaooo)Anyone have a link to a pirated stream?
>>155917578$29.99 for just ESPN unlimited which has them
>>155917290I thought espn moved it to espn unlimited? For a higher price as well I believe.
>>155916283Fed at his peak wasn't playing marathons, and he also doesn't bounce the ball for a minute before every serve. Take my cope, and do it with it as you please.
>>155917124Not posting a picture as rules are rules. But the Welsh princess Mimi Xu is playing.
>>155918153Timewasting is unbecoming.
Struff through
Good. Losing to Baez on Grass would have been embarrassing
>>155918644wtf lmao kek nice
>Jay-Em Cerundolo.>Defeat Binner one slam.>Get eliminated R1 by the biggest jobber in the business the next.Such is life.
When does Nick play?
>>155918056>>155917764Yeah we only have the 3 most common ESPN variant subscriptions, not the other 9 they have. Anything that's just a wrapper around a cable TV service isn't really a "Streaming Service" it's just a price gouge over cable TV packages
>>155917578>Anyone have a link to a pirated stream?Also looking for this because I'm not a BONG and thus the tournament isn't streamed in my country
>>155919496>still too retarded to vpn + iplayer
Read the fucking OP or tunnel into the BBC.There are several methods that don't require a full VPN
Are people really watching the HUEs vs Anime Rand over this?
Shitshitshit... Fokina slipped and broke. He's playing with something torn.
>>155920616Can you blame them for watching it over Fraudix?
>>155920720Weren't you just shitting on him?
>>155917197filter me bitch I'll never stop posting about not watching tennis
>>155921376So? I love me some drama anyway.in any case, false alarm, he's fine. Or as shit as ever.
>>155920616imagine not watching wimbledon round 1 blockbusters
Just wanted to say I won't watch the wheelchair draw.
>>155919202DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK!
I won't (you) bad posts anymore
>>155921735For me it's Nakashima - Pinnington Jones. The greatest match of all times
Fonsecabros?
Half of the w*men matches aren't even finished and we are down to 5. I doubt Novak vs Wu will fill theevening
Foki grass titles in 26: 1 (possibly 2)Sinner grass titles in 26: 0
HE fokked it up
>>155921985ive reported you to the police for this insensitive post. i hope prison changes you for the better.
Fritz will face Dusan Lajovic (153).
>Kekman Kecmanosphere
Draper is such a coward. He wasted a spot that could've gone to Kyrgios
this "joker" fella isnt half bad
>>155926408haha i understand the joke here
>not a single British player will make it into R2
>>155925315fritz win wimbledoni have faith
>>155920616It's THE world cup champ
>>155926825dont jinx it
>>155920616omg you meant the football match.I was spending so much time trying to make sense which players would net these nicknames kek
haven't looked at the draw but I would bet my house on Djokovic getting this Mejia bozo in the 2nd round
Test2
>>155919790Shoot me your VPN credentials, because I'm not buying one
>>155928067actually Tsitsipas, could be interesting.
>>155928528>straight sets beatdown from old man>interestingindeed
DJOKOROLL
All our nation's hopes lie on the great Jack Pinnington Jones.
Free streaming link? I don't live in bongland and I don't pay for a VPN.
>bad bunny in djokovic's boxgrim
>>op links
>>155929940go buy ESPN
>>155929940>>155928516You're fucking retarded
Why did they put all the Asian players last?
Suspect a bump may be needed
>>155931740Brazil losing would have been even worse
>>155932448SKKRRRRRRTTT SKKRRRTTTT
I don't know that particular musician
This any good? Looks like 2 clayrats awkwardly stumbling around on the grass
>>155929940Links in op
>>155930304>Free streaming link >Go buy....You retarded, mate?
>>155932448nice breasts
>>155933551no, but you clearly are
>>155933753jews. i hate them
>>155933504I saw those but I was hoping for one that works
Me to Fonseca
>>155933959Russian one works. If you don't mind listening to Russian.
>>155934112me every time djokovic won a match from 2011 to 2023
>>155934112this is odd
>>155933959Cheeky bastard they do work it must be your connection
When will we get the 3D virtual sports tracking for tennis so we can get a courtside view, or be inside the head of the players? It's live in soccer for the World Cup, BBC have it
Um... chokobros..
This dude was quiet for the first two sets then shows up and refuses to shut up for longer than a second with his mic turned up to 300%, just like the Alexey motherfucker on the other vk page. Fuck sake man no one's here to hear these guys yap, the women who do this are so much better like the Towa person especially
Really hoping they won't suspend these outdoor matches
>>155935327
YiKING Wu
djokovic STILL cannot win a slam without dropping a set baka
>>155935700voluminous. now doing it against real opponents? that's what makes rafa the goat.
dont forget to close your roofs guys
>>155935822How many times did my goat do it?4 I think?
Pinnington Jones bros, we lost our break up advantage...
Real question. Will Djovak finish the year in the top 10. Can he beat the record of 18 years in the top 10 that he shares with both Nadal and Federer?
>>155934805>Lying on the internetWhat a faggy thing to do. We all just wanna watch tennis, man
>Yeah so I want my roof to weigh 50 tons, and have super slow moving motors so I can open and close them in no faster than 5 minutes when theres a slight drizzle or too many sunrays.>Yes, 50 tons at least. It needs to be heavy. I dont care. i want it massive
>>155936042he got a slam final under his belt, so all he needs is to vulture a quarter or two and maybe win a 250 in kazhakstan and hes in top 10
>>155936042Depends on his performance here. He's pretty fucked if he can’t defend his Wimbledon points
>>155935911indeed, got close in other 3 slams.Lost a set to Federer in RG2007 and another to Schartzmann in RG2018, and one to DJoko in US 2010
this is all bad bunny's fault why does novak ask these people to sit in his box
OMG WHO CARES!
Struggling against some chink plumber
>>155936420
>>155936477Some rate Wu
>>155936342Almagroat, I kneel, gonna have to look that one up
>>155933923Yeah, but Novak is and will always be a servant of Jehova
>>155936553yeah @angloids how about some Wu puns?
>>155936553Real ones know. But he's not a weed worm.
>>155936420No one complained when Fred was doing this cringe shit
if this Wu dude had any return game, he might actually win. this way i give the djokogoat the odds
>>155936746I did. Especially the gold one
Is it worse to lose to Wu or Tsitsipas?
>Humbert-Bergs againI'm also seeing a Kokkinakis-Bublik, a Munar-Cerundolo for the memes, a Blockx-Zverev, a Lehecka-Popyrin and a Wawrinka-Berretinni.Pretty cool
>>155936746Federer's clothes actually fit, djokovic looks like an awkward private school kid.
Winnerball
>>155936685Y Wu When Where What Which
>>155936922>>155936746putting a nike logo on anything supposedly "prestigious" is just wrong
something iffy about this chinese lad's racquet. looks like a cartoon.
>>155937607At least it isn't corn
Was Roddick the first servebot-cum-grinder? Obviously, Djokovic popularized it, and now it's the default play style. Feels like before Roddick, servebots were not hanging out on the baseline.
Wu playing like peak TVR
used to live in a flat where a mr wu owned the space in the loft. he didn't own any of the flat, or the ceiling, or even the entrance to the loft. but he owned the space in the loft. the air in it really. landlady had to pay mr wu about £200 a year for it. never quite understood how it came about.
What happened Britbros? This was an abysmal showing.
>>155937825Sampras
Representing
>>155936420Cringe>>155936746>>155936922Based
im turning this low tier slop off the second the germany game starts
How do you get a job as the ethnic who stands in military getup in the corner
>sinner struggling>novak strugglingZ about to win back to back slams
you love a smiley chinese fella
luckily the chinese guy choked
>>155938030Bongs will activate the jammer to confuse his blood sugar level sensor if he makes it past the QF
Every player has the same type of haircut
>>155938030who?
>>155938285Z
Zomestic Violence
>>155938321I DONT KNOW WHO THAT IS TELL ME NOW
>>155938451big z
Why this nigga Lahyani always be shouting
>>155938321>>155938451>>155938513ZiZou Beergs?
I hate that not getting the love he deserves so clearly bothers Djokovic. Lad, you've got 24 slams, who cares
probably zverev
>>155936420Japan humiliation ritual today?
>>155938671fredditors are annoying as fuck, so i dont really blame him
>>155938762I don't think nippnongs claim O-kaka. Not even Americans wants her
>>155938671He's inviting people like bad bunny and tom brady into his box to prove he's a cool dude and that way the people will like him. Pretty clever desu.
Killer bees...
>>155938831>chant wuuyeah those heckin fredditors it's just unfair
WU WU THAT'S THE SOUND OF ROUND 3
>>15593902830% of all spectators at slams are chinese tourists bro plus anyone is going to root for novak's r1 opponent mostly as a joke since we all expect that dude to get fucking rolled, also the china man has a funny name so it is funny to yell wuuuuu because it sounds like you are booing him. i guess you finally found a working stream you fucking retard
>A hero is not the one who beats, but the one who endures injustice and forgivesApparently this is the translation of the embroidery on the oversized blazer novax was wearing. Is it less cringe in serbian?
>time clockas opposed to what kind of clock?
>>155939237yes
>>155939385thank GOD
gayest kwabooty
>>155939237Dude was banned from the AO and USO in 2022 for absolutely nothing
>>155939474KWAB
Novak fans deserve the rope
>>155939474EU SÓ QUERIA UMA LOIRA
>>155939474>>155939585
I'd honestly rather get beat by a literal Wu, than Shithispants
>>155939512he was perpetuating a genocide of the unvaxxed
>>155939512He would have been completely fine if he didn't post "I GOTS EXEMPTION HURRR" on social media. His bad or lack of PR counseling is what fucked him
>>155939653that damn smile
WUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>15593947435yobldbsx
>>155939762so fucking evil.I dropped him right there,a nd never looked back.To react like that, not only against a fellow pro, but against of the most beloved ones, by both atp and wta fanbases, unforgivable.
>>155939832You know that this edited by Ai, right?
>>155940027classic germany
>>155939832Agreed, it was beyond the pale.
>>155940027it is real i was watching this live with /atp/ last year
BBC tagline makes it sound like a Novax is playing a Crusader Kings campaign lmao
Maybe he should play more than just slams
that moon
>>155940322this is a good warm up though
>>155940414wh-why is it that colour
>>155940459IF he wins. Sure
Evil Japan be like: setting moon
THIS is your GOAT???
>>155940280Kek "Eurogod holds off mongol horde"
yeah bloody foot sinner is winning this
>Sinner getting surgery for prosthetic feet>Djokovic looking vulnerable>Zverev is still Zverev (at least on grass)>Fritz outside of Eastbourne>Shelton outside of Houston>FAA on outdoor courts>Draper out>Korda out>Bellucci out>Rune busy shilling shitty teaYep, I've seen enough. Just hand Foki the trophy already.
>>155940854he's finished
>>155940835Post-250 Fokina might rival post-slam Zverev
that was the match for wu
>>155939585This is the only AI anything that makes me laugh.
>>155940854todays the day we turn it all around wubros
>>155940854>KyriGodlmao
>>155940854Proud to say I've always been a Wu rater. But the injury breaks are rough.
>>155941096Haha Kyrgios was so washed up by then, you would have to be a total vulturing bum to claim a slam against him in that era
>>155940835can't ruse the rune
>>155940933I shiver at what a post-Apostolos Stef is now capable of.
>play not permitted in an hourLmao
>>155940835This but Cerundolo
>>155941338Think of the posh housewife's precious sleep
>>155941096I didn't see this match. But can guarantee he got broke early, and then was just walking around the court muttering 'too good mate' as the ball was hit 15 foot inside the sideline.
>>155941571kek
Should all slams be cancelled due to climate change?
German sisters?
>novak struggles all set>breaks at 4 allGood night
>>155941423>>155941736>consneeding to Paraguay Explain Hans
>Djokosmash
>>155942160We don't care about soccer. We care more about important stuff like funding Ukraine or funding any random eastern euro country that joins the EU.
>coping and sneeding and malding and yalding and flapping and snapping this much in round 1 for a match with a guy who's won 3 tour matches since 2023
>>155941423The match tickets for the semis are 18,000. My mate is a multi millionaire and was gonna take me but he won't pay those prices, especially when you can't guarantee the person you want to see will reach it.Puts me off the sport desu, it's like super cuck old people with insane wealth who just show up to "enjoy some good tennis". I'd be fuming if I paid that to see Nadal or something in the semis and he's knocked out. But these olds are just there for a show.
He's Chinese after all
>>155942480might be deja wu (haha) but i feel like i've seen this same post like 10 times
Why's he giving it the big one to a literal Wu. So cringe
>>155942625it's an established formathey deja wu is pretty good
Any good tennis tomorrow?
>>155942521Oned inside the courts in Wimbkedon go for the atmosphere not the tennis
Tomorrow's highlights (insert as many ironic punctuation marks around that word as you so choose):There aren't any.
Tick tock Djokobitch.
>>155943195He's worse than Wu lately.
>>155943195What random celebrities should he invite to his box now that there's room?
>>155943195Kek
>>155943195I believe he can win 6 games. I really do.
>>155942521are you retarded? its not just tennis but also no surprise theyre so expensive for semis at wimbledon
>>155943195he could win a set without apostolos tee bee aych
>>155943585Stefanos Tsitsipas def. [7] Novak Djokovic 6-0 (ret.)
Kwabvak is never ever getting his 25th
>>155943762This but for Sinner
>>155943300Thottmaxxing
>>155943300AI podcast Socrates
sinner was worse than djokovic today
>>155944967Max Basing was worse than both
Banger after banger on the showcourts tomorrow.
>>155945376I don't even want to think about the things Serena is going to do to our poor incompetent Jointy
diss wu nibba no winston du unfortunately
are there any theories on sinner and why he looks like a hospice patient out there?
Did Gill Gross give any epic predictions for the Wimbledon championships?
>>155945537Wrong thread, fella
Powerful.
>>155946891I can't believe Lacoste had him wear this ill-fitting thing with shorts. Next to Beckham's good tailoring job too. Poor novak, he's been wronged again.
>>155947312There's no way you're American
>>155948135I'm actually jewish-mexican
>>155948238I said you're not American
made $11 on tennis bets today ama
>>155943195is he good again?
>>155946891who is the homeless guy next to novak
>>155952527I think he’s even worse
>>155952538Former soccer player apparently
Kwab
Progressing to the round of 16? We don't do that in GERMANY
Krautbros…
>>155956519keeeeek
>>155956519Neuer is more geriatric than Rod Laver
>>155956519Zverev shan’t be doing that either
>on page 7 after 4 minutesIt's over. Surely somebody will make a new thread in the morning.
Steiner will arrive with reinforcements.
>Jannik Sinner has lost more sets in his last two Grand Slam matches (4) than he has in his last 34 Masters matches (3)
>>155956845>>155956519Wake me up when your shitholes win anything in any relevant Teamsport kek
>>155958424without mentioning the sun or peds what's wrong with him?
>>155958424What a stat kek. Maybe we need to bring back bo5 finals for masters
>>155958526>The greatest team sport achievement in Serbia's history is the Men's National Water Polo Team winning three consecutive Olympic gold medals (2016, 2020, and 2024). apologize to them
>>155958844>Men's National Water Polo Team
>>155958424bro needs one of those inhalers Norwegian skiers use
>>155958844I watch many Olympic sports but men's water polo isn't one of them
>>155958526seething
>>155959050Hey, no women in this thread allowed. PLEASE for your sake tell me she has a penis.
what happen /tennis/?
>>155959616Did - did we win?
>>155959489then who let you in?
>>155959726Dude, we've gone down like 3 times already.
>>155958625His team is retarded and lets him overplay. I assume going forward he'll be skipping more events. Sinner cares too much about every trophy and every match. He doesn't take his foot off the gas pedal for lesser tournos. He needs a "taking it easy but still winning" gear that Novak developed (before he became too old and stopped playing outside of slams) because being all business every time hitting every ball with 120% power is too much even if you're winning 61 62 against somebody who's already thinking about what to order for dinner. Also he's allergic to heat and the sun but you didn't want to hear that. He also needs to learn how to sneak in wins when he's not dominating the set.
>>155959823Yeah but this is the first night of Wimbledon. The first day of a slam. And they go down and we're puffing along without breaking a sweat. They will never recover. This definitely proves they are not interested in tennis and only discuss young girls.
>>155959823The score is 3-2
Of course the night will still be tricky so I nominate the next poster to set hourly alarms to wake up and bump the thread.
>>155960140We could also temporarily turn the thread into /wp/ - Water Polo to discuss the best Water Polo matches of the past Olympics. This would attract other posters who would keep the thread alive.
>>155960313KEK
is there anything gayer than turning your general into something else to prevent the thread getting killed? other than sincaraz
>>155959944>ScoreThis must be a /tennis/ thing. I don't think any one is keeping track in /atp/. No one else here cared about the schizo German's challenge.
>>155959931he's overplayed but that shouldn't be a problem right now. He has one mode, so if that's off he's either overhitting like he did today or when he's out of energy he's late to the ball. I think he's going to get worked out more quickly this time and he'll lose to some random, or djokovic if they both go that far.
>>155960558mochizuki is doing it
this is bublik's time to shine
returning to the flashscore list of games tomorrow hoping something good will have appeared like a drunk guy keeping returning to the fridge at 3am
>>155960485Does this actually happen?
>>155960703interesting theory
Gǔten nachten
>>155960558It shouldn't be a problem right now but he probably took some time to recover from RG because it's been months of playing and playing without any real stop. The Borges match is telling. If he cruises then he's making it to the semis at least.
The Sinman will win
>>155962494more like binman
>>155962584I just get the feeling he'll be fine
>>155959935There were posts in the thread discussing tennis until close of play and beyond, we're just not lame enough to try to counter 25,000 /int/ fags shitposting about the world cup and flooding the board, especially when most of us euros are either watching the footy ourselves because the tennis finished for the day hours ago, or asleep as I will be shortly.It's not a holy mission mate, it's a chinese cartoon board
Oh boy
Anyone else still around?
>>155966704no
>>155967491I hope he wins it all
felix doesn't win things
>>155968694I know :(
>>155966704
>>155969007I remember him
Now, this is a match for the ages
Here we go again
>page 8 in 5 minutes Goddamn
And again
>>155973368grim
Another beautiful day for tennis
>>155979345This is how it starts
>>155979345Guten Morgen
>>155979584That's an easy skip
>>155979584Majchrzak-Tabilo is a match we're used to having in the 4th round
>>155979584i'd rather watch serena and i know some atp bros silently agree
>>155979584I for one am excited to see what british talent H. Wendelken has in store for us.>>155979740And a Good morning to you
How many Brits left in the tournament?
wow todays scheduled matches are really weak. maybe zverev - blockx and berettini - wawrinka but otherwise.... rough
>>155980573>He plans on skipping Kokkinakis - Bublik.Grim. Very grim. The general's full of tourists now.
>>155980549fritz still inhonorary brithe gatn win whole fing if sinner poolapsds
>>155980822Can Kokk even finish a full match?
>>155981243Kokk is used to going long and hard
>>155981286no dude goes limp after the first set usually. I dont think he can even finish.
>>155981651he finishes kyrgios every night
>>155981651Common problem that comes with age but medical science can help with that
>flight at 11:45 land at 19:45 to a connecting 2 hour flight an hour laterwe'll at least the games I'll miss today won't be worth it anyways.
Kwaberlands
>>155982420Indeed
>>155982420Pretty cocky considering Engelland is looking a bit shaky as well
So this side of the draw is the losers bracket right?
>>155983308Final is like 2.5 million
This needs fixing
>>155983393Im so glad Germany has Slam winner Alexander Zverev to save it from national shame like Britain and France is facing
>In the top [redacted] of the fantasy game after one (1) dayOn top of the world while it lasts, thank you Hubbie
>>155983736>Fils good to DarWIN Blanch
>>155983794Ranked much higher than that g->Has Fritz and Tiafart yet to playACK
Today's picks:>Mannakino vs local French wildca- wait wrong slam>Mikeshack vs Tabasco>De Manure vs Burritochungus>Zizougo>Kokk vs Boobs>X vs Z>Cologne vs Arthritis>Menshit vs British nobody>Shitz vs the other Serb>Peeny vs Dumbitrov>Leheckin' Czechian vs Poopy>Frank vs Scatmane>Stanimal vs Berretta
Mannarino defending quite a bit this week. Dropped about 15 spots
Can Wendelken win Wimbledon?
>>155984753>THE Roy Rogers??
>>155984753He's probably up there with Fraudix, Foki and Nakashima as a serious title contender
>>155984719Motivated Mannakino is unstoppable. You think he can bother Demon next round?
>>155984895Doubt it but they'll probably be on court 1 so we'll enjoy it.
>>155984895Didn't go so well for him in Denboss a couple weeks ago and now it's Bo5Demon's a choking mental midget shitter though so anything could happen
>>155985043Good summary kek
>Zverev on #1 court vs #36 wunderkind
>>155985267I think they moved Zverev to CC because it was supposed to be Fritz vs Draper but they had to reschedule.
>>155985333Good intel
ebin
Sheltonians let's blow this bozo out and go home
>>155985510Why would he go home if he wins the first round?
>>155985039Someone is going to come away from this match very rich
>Demon broken alreadykek
>>155985554This is a Christian server, the appropriate name is "D Minor"
>>155984032why is he wearing srjdan’s blazer to school today
>>155980260True. This side of the draw is embarrassing.
How is one supposed to follow 13 matches at the same time?
>SheltonFinland stop hiding, you goof.
Sheltonsisters I don't think we're making the finals...
finally the cock meets the boob
Based Svadja only peaking in slams again
>>155986009I’m at my dads place and cba phoneposting much. Otto stopped working with de Witt some months ago and is coached by Kontinen now, I think.
Waltonian performance by Shelton, one must say. Speaking of Walton, how do we supporters regroup from here?
Wtf Sheltphone was THE guy on the big four bracket poster this can't be happening!!
Not a single British seagull will reach the second round it seems. Maybe the Choinski does the needful
>>155986069>Speaking of Walton, how do we supporters regroup from here?He'll recover, trust the plan, he's an Asian hardcourt specialist and isn't used to playing in Europe
>>155986160True, as an aussie he has probably never experienced brutal heat like in France or England before. Waltonators, we will be back.
Genuinely going life and death with Burruchaga on grass. How do you say "grim" in Australian?
>>155986240"Cunt's fucked mate"
>>155986161NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why is tennis so rife with avian metaphors anyway
Ferrymen... not feeling so watertight....
>Giving Gregor a WC to kill him againDevious
Itsy Bitsy Svajda looking strong
Kokk and Boob startingDe Young taking Rinkydink into deep waters
I don't think Wendelken will win Wimbledon after all
>>155986576Can you tell me when Wendelken can win Wimbledon?Good tongue twister
>>155986506Okay that's pretty good I'll pay that
>Wendy>Wendelkek
How does Booblick always win these pre wimbledon tournaments but never win a match at wimbledon?
Rinky NOOO
Name a good British tennis player
>>155986742Is he that much better than Thanasi on skill?
Zverev is Russian.
>>155986790Andy is Scottish, innit
>>155986805So am I. Anyway, you asked about British players.
>>155986830True. Name a good English tennis player
>>155986843Sir Penniston
Japan’s shamefur Nakashima
benny shelly should be forced to wear sleeves
>>155986843Why? The less the better afaicZverev's still Russian.
Has Zverev cut his hair yet?
>>155986790I just saw a promo for the Zverev match, the eyes are back on him, after Germany is out of the World Cup now>Du hast es geschafft, Sascha die Leute reden wieder von dir>Nachdem sie dachten du wärst weg, auf und davon und krepierthttps://youtu.be/Dm63XYu6m3MThat shit goes hard
>we love you shelton we do etcdo >you?
>>155986870True. Name a good Russian tennis player
>>155986878He's my husbando
>>155986875Does this work like EBAM?German if he wins, Russian if he loses?
>>155986878He's only famous for fucking Rodman's daughter. They don't love the ugly boy, they love who he's with
>>155986776No but he's made out of glass
>>155986934Of course, just like with our football players that aren't white
>>155986929cute!>>155986961thats sad
>>155986875Rap is so cringe, and almost never goes hard. Terrestrial female music.
California’s own beloved Nakashima
What a scoreline
>>155987090Went from deep waters to the wading pool
>>155987090Must have taken him an hour to realise it wasn't green clay.
>de Jong didn't choke
jesperbroers!
>>155987127Going into a wading pool is good terminology for wiping the floor with somebody so hard there's no sign of ever going into deep waters. Added to my tennis dictionairy.
Fritz is currently going into the wading pool with Lajovic. Eastbourne-esque
Fritz is walking around on his hands in six inches of water under a giant plastic waterfall feature
>>155987354Not cultured enough to get this one
>British commentator using baseball analogy in shelton matchYankified Britain
>>155987414he's playing in the kids pool at AqualandThe wording of the post never really came together satisfactorily
>>155987453Why do you think he’s a >resd fan?
>>155987500Rush in
Arnaldi should feel bad for trying to rig the RG final, he will never have an opportunity like it again and now he's going out in the first round like a bum, deserved
>>155987471Kek I get it now, but yes, the wording was a bit confusing
146 bomb from shelty
Thanasibros we got too Kokki
>>155987606>>155987606>>155987606new
absolute state of british tennis
>>155987615Jesus christ at least fix the shitty OP
>>155987500He's a Russian, he's a Bayern München fan as well just because they have red jerseysBetter dead than Red
>>155987634cry about it
>>155987716I just did?
