>Deutschland 1-1 Paraguay>Gillette Stadium (Boston (Foxborough))
erster für AfD
Hurensohnschaft
>wolteshart
>germany will lose after pens because neuer can't fucking stop a shotthis is paraguay's plan all along
musiala absolute non factor since coming on
Klar Handelfmeter
>>155948439Loser
maybe if undav would be still on...
TAH
TAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
TAHDAH
apologise to brown people
TAHTAHTAHTAHTAHTAHTAHTAHTAHTAHTAHTAHTAHTAHTAHTAHTAHTAHTAHTAHTAHTAHTAHTAHTAHTAHTAHTAHTAH
TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH
carried by ex-Leverkuseners
Bah
>>155948775More like winner in every Bundesland du Lappen.
I would still never rate Tah
>>155948991Tah is honorary Aryan thougheverbeit?
We're so back
>>155949081as always
made by alonso
haufen scheisse die mannschaft
OH NO NO NO THE RETARDED ANTONEGER DID AN OOPSIE
>>155949129He gets some points for being our only decent defender at the WC
>>155949081HSV ausbildung
Das ist jetzt wieder VAR oder was? Das Handspiel nicht?
ANTON DU DUMMER HURENSOHN
>>155949350volkommen handelsüblich
OH NO NO NO NO
kekno goal
Rigged once again
after reviewgermany player cover their goalred card
OMEGAGIGALUL HAHAHAHAHA NO WAY DID HE CANCEL THAT GOAL
>its ok when arsenal does it
this is where all the whining from Nager bites us in the ass
laughable to rule that as foulnot that we deserved to score but still
Marokkaner die Deutschland hassen, wer hätte das gedacht.
Honestly it might be better to quit now and not risk a 7-1 against France.
>>155950326our recent record against France is very good tho
Sharten inzer trousers.
>>155950326Deine Flagge ist verkehrt du Spasti. Geh Fritten essen.
>>155950442>frenlies
>>155950442This we do better against teams that actually play football
>black guy scores>biodeutscher ruins ituuuuh chudbros??????
>>155950622>Born in Uzbekistan
>>155950591France will park it too
>>155950622Was ist das hier. Der Antifaclowns lästern über Fußballspiele Thread?
>>155950682So?
>>155950764holy brainworms
>>155950622>biodeutscher>born in russia
Whatever you do DO NOT let Goretzka take a penMf plays against us
FINALLY he took that fucking RETARD off
kimmich you bitchgive the corners to chadmiri
Ihr seid langweilige und unglückliche Frauen, ihr sind Würmer für Israel, ihr ekelt mich an.Ein Deutscher in Malaga
paraguay with simply better chancesour goal and our disallowed goal were both random as fuck
>>155951246most goals are random af, xG fag
>am ende glänzt das ergebnisja cool kannst noch so often sagen das ist aber seid über 10 jahren nicht so
>musiala spielt
Dieser drecks nafri Schiri gehört an die Wand gestellt
>>155951283no, they really arentmost teams need a couple of chances to score, meaning you need to create a fair amount to even get the opportunity to scorewe dont do shit, hoof the ball into the box and hope something happens
GET KIMMICH OF THE STANDARDS PLEASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEE
>Kimmichkek
Kimmich du dummer Ficker selten so kack Standards gesehen. War jetzt so ca. das 30ste mal.
>>155951466>>155951466>no, they really arentthey are, do some stats 101 yt course
sehr stark musiala
>>>>>>>>JamalLMFAO WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHA
>neighbour is now autistically screeching every single ref decisionhonestly, if >we go through, I'll watch the next match not at home with this retard living next to me and exploding without any reason at all
I can't stand the Schaft anymore. Will Nager admit he nominated the wrong players and retire after this?
>>155951573I guess it's a coincidence that the teams with the most chances created tend to score the most
Pavlovic super Beweis dafür dass jeder mittelmäßige Bundesliga Spieler einfach bei den Bayern mitschwimmen kann
>>155951930>Will Nager admit he nominated the wrong players
would be very funny to go out on pensdestroy any leftover illusions that we're any good at football
>>155950442Not really... 4 losses and a draw in the last 5 official matches. Last victory was at WC 2014.
>goyretzka
>Wirtz is runter>Der Mann für direkte FreistößeLMAO
this shit will cause more heart attacks than the heat last week
NOIA SAVE US>>155952374good>>155952319KWAB (deleted)
>>155952494kimmchi dummy run fault
>penaltys against fucking ParaguayHope they'll lose we don't have a chance against any other team anyway
kimmich denkt er ist beckenbauer 2.0 aber spielt wie christian ziege
>having to rely on a giga washed Neueres ist vorbei
neuer century of humiliation starts now
How many bloopers for Neuer?
I just don't have enough Galgenhumor for this
so peinlichbin raus
Neuer is not gonna save a single one, gonna have to bet on paraguay not hitting the goal
I don't think I can continue to be a footy "fan" at this point anymore. shit's so fucked.
should have called up Shartubolu for pens
Neuer kann sich unsterblich machen
Why are the bots trying so hard today? Is this shit politically important?
You just KNOW that Neuer will bottle this
>>155953065what bots?
>AfD will raise when Germany gets eliminated
dont let Musiala and Kimmich shoot
>>155953202>AfD will raiseLernen du Englisch bitte
>>155953165Maybe it's just the HSV tranny.
>>155952707>>155952768>>155952846kek
>HAVERRTZ
>Cuckvertz
Hierfür bin ich wach geblieben...
meme run-up = never scores
>Sklavertz
Aaah a hahahahahahahahaha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pavertz
sauber neuer
this guy has been such a bitch and a wastehis fanbois are almost as annoying as Özil's wich says a lotenjoyed your two goals against Costa Rica when we were already out??
Best thing is we're getting rid of Nager.. Aren't we??
Meme run ups need to die
>>155953961I wish but I somehow doubt it will happen
>>155953961der kopf MUSS rollenabsolute katastrophe der typ
Paraguys will go 5/5
Musiala in!
holy shit their keeper is like 10 times better than Neuer
>>155953961>contract extended right before wcheh good one
Neuer so Scheisse dieser hurensohn
lmao genuine humiliation for neuer
You are so trash Neuer
Manuel Neuer? More like Manuel Rentner!
WOLTEBITCH
>WOLTEMADE
Neuer is moving like a Bahnschranke
>WOLTEBITCHO
Wasn OpferWolteneger
>>>>>>>>>>>>WOLTEBITCH
Tja das wars dann wohl war nett mit euch
Oh no no no germbros??
>>155953537lol
That was the most pathetic run-up ever Woltemade
The absolute state of the Muttschaft lmao. How come der Kurde didn't save you?!
Good night fuckers
>Nuller
Amiri scores!
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Neuer redemption arc???
APOLOGISE
NEUER IHR HURENSÖHNe
>>155954742However
You guys owe Manu an apology.
NEUER SAVESWE HAVE A TOTAL RETARD WAR
i just stayed to see someone punch the ref
NEUER!!!!!!!!!!!!
DU SCHEISS BAYERN SCHWEIN
hahahaah das war doch mit absicht
diversity is ouruh
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>TAH
Nager was right all along
holy shit lmao
>>>>>>>>>>>TAH
L M A O
Warum sheißt Tah?
>nagelsmann
>against fucking PARAGUYVielfalt ist unsere Stärke jungs.
Tah du dummer Neger
erbärmlichbis auf undav ALLE raus aus der mannschaft und aus dem staff
Es ist über
Schöne 4 Spiele, hat Spaß gemacht mit euch keks wir sehen uns dann in 4 Jahren wieder. Dann hoffentlich ohne den Nager.
Mal abgesehen vom.Huso Schiri und VAR hat die Leistung einfach nicht gereicht. Wie soll ein Land das sich als oberste Staatsdoktrin selbst hasst auch was reißen.
>Nagelsmann won't get fired>Neuer will still be in goal in 2030
FUCK YOU KRAUTS YOU LOST TO THE NIGGERS OF SOUTH AMERICA
So und jz ALLE diee verschossen haben Raus, danke
That was so embarrassing for Germany, goodness gracious
Woltemade war der erbärmlichste von allenDer gehört gefeuert für alle Zeiten
>>155956175Was hat der Undav denn heute so gemacht? War der überhaupt dabei oder hat der im Hotel gechillt?
Mit dem Angriff von Sané wird das alles wieder in Ordnung kommen.
>>155956175dies
some pretty terrible penalties but really the problem was getting to that point anywayat least I'll get to be a cynical asshole to my brother in law this weekend, when we saw each other last week he was poking at me being so negative about the team
reminder that this is an english speaking board.please do not break the rules of 4chan. :)
>warum schießt tah?
so who do we blame for this defeat?
Just stopping by to laugh at BrementardHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>155956577not really his fault that his teammates couldn't get the ball to him desu
would have won with schlotterbeck
>>155956865Let them grieve.Sorry krautbros. We lost two goods one today.
>>155956998entire team sucks which usually means the manager
Nager got what he deserved. Nominating shit players /bundes/ was right again. Fucking meme team
>>155956946I can only assume nobody else had the balls to step up.
>>155956865not since Hiro boughtone of his first /sp/ posts was here
>>155956998Nagelsmann will be the fall guy. They just showed him sulking on the bench. He's gone.
>>155956998nager and sahne
>>155957016Did you even see his pen? Absolute JOKE of a runup
>7-1 täuschte so einige?????anyone who isnt a retard should have wondered why we even conceded against a country the size of like, leverkusen
>>155957001huh? I'm laughing with youfuck this pathetic teamfuck the Nagerfuck 'restka, Neuer, Sané and the entire Bayern BandeI drink the beer and shall now root for based France
>Nager will somehow spin not going out in groups but in r32 as a positive and keep the jobJust kill me already I know it will happen
Uh bros? I was watching Neuer in the World Cup 12 years ago….
>>155957277>Sane wird es allen zeigen!heh..just wait....
>>155956998Bayern and Arsenal for their injury prone players
>>155957500that guy solo'd us in 2014I guess he overstayed his welcome
Just a reminder the US beat Praguay 4-1 and we consider soccer a curiosity for losers that can't play any other sports. How fucking embarassing.
>>155957520What is he thinking?
mein beileid jungsösterreich wird euch im geiste mittragen(wir werden gegen spanien verlieren kek)
>>155937310so...WHEN?
still can't believe my neger Muselmann scored his pen. was absolutely certain that he was going to miss
I was rooting for you, chokers.
Not to be extreme but I only wish the worst upon Nagelshit
Erm this must be a mistake,our Buntschaft has already won the final against Curacao, I saw it in ZDF...
If the DFB takes this as a learning experience and purges the entire staff I'd take it as a win desu
>>155957921Like after the 3 other big tournaments? They'll never learn
>>155957921dfb wont take shit
>>155957921Same but it won't happen
AUSLÄNDER RAUS
as a dutchy in germ, tomorrow might be the best day of the year(if we don't choke)
>>155957918match was on ard tho
wo ist estherdie soll den rattenmann mal so richtig grillen
>>155958128wolte too, hes a wigger
https://www.tiktok.com/@aliceschwaerzer/video/7656012433974119713
AFD über 30% next week
Please post about the post-match interviewhow will nagelsmann justify his faith in sane?
>>155958083>>155958096Nobody can be this resistant to learning. Three fucking wakeup calls what more do you need?
AFD knackt nächsten Sonntag die 30%
I want to fucking punch Woltegarbage What kind of fucking pathetic man takes a pen like that
Bundesliga should stop exporting their player to EPL
>>155958328it was so obvious the keeper was diving that way too lmao
>>155958300Sane will surely work out next match
>>155957921>quasi-state-employed Millionaires leaving their Selbstbedienungsladensure lmfao
>>155958328nigga looks like he's in the 90sdog shit pen too 2bh
>wir haben uns blenden lassen???????????????????????who is this "we"am I this out of touch? we played like shit this entire tournamentWE LITERALLY JUST LOST, NOT DRAWN, >>>>LOST<<<<< TO ECUADOR
>>155958501Yeah but the 7:1 and Sane's great defensive play tho?
>gegen die Inselaffen mit der Bevölkerung von Rumpfbuckelshausen 7 Tore reinknallen und sich dran aufgeilen>um von Paraguay gefickt zu werden Wird die Arroganz jemals aufhören?
Why do we always give such long lasting contracts to coaches anyway?>yeah ok here we'll sign you til 2040!>oh you're shit and we lost... can we fire you? yeah ok we'll pay you for the remaining years without you having to work...every time, why?
>>155957921Seriously they could send a 2. Bundesliga Mannschaft and get further than the last THREE world cupsIt's fucking ridiculousAnd don't come me with Klopp or something, he'd just play the same Bayern shitters. We need Pavel Dotchev or something
>>155958635>why?You know why
Can someone here help me? I'm trying to learn German, but I need someone to tell me what schadenfreude means.
würde jetzt sofort hitler wählen wenn ich könnte
>>155958618>>gegen die Inselaffen mit der Bevölkerung von Rumpfbuckelshausen 7 Tore reinknallen und sich dran aufgeilenI dont think anyone did that but these zdf guys keep saying that this result made everyone blind to the problems so maybe I'm just a genius and everyone is retarded
>>155958603Even the 7:1 was shaky at times. There's just not enough coherence in this team
Nager schon gesackt?
It's ok, results don't matter, we played super super well and it was such a joy to watch a diverse worldopen team in these hard times of hate and mistrustt./bundes/präsident Schleimgeier
Hallo! Ich kann nicht fussball schpielen!Ich will gehen zu Kino!
>>155958737>Seriously they could send a 2. Bundesliga MannschaftAb sofort stellt Dynamo Dresden die Nationalmannschaft.
>Streich becomes the next Shaft coachYour response?
Schade DeutschlandAlles ist vorbei!
Früher war der ganze Sturm halt bei Bayern, jetzt spielen wir mit Hurensöhnen von Galatasaray, Stuttgart und Frankfurz.
>>155958951kek
>>155959047guy has shown to do great with shit players and get international success with those who have never experienced such a thingI support it
>>155958755i was there gandalfi was there 2 years ago
>THEY SHOULD HAVE DROPPED SANE AT THE FIRST CAMP
On one hand I'd want to sleep but I want to stay up just to hate-listen to Nagershitcunt I hope he quits live on TV
>>155958958>EEEEH, EENFOCH FLONGN ALDER, DIE SIN DOCH NUR E MEDER GROS, DIE BONONENFRESSER>*wins 6-0*
Is the Vetternwirtschaft over now??
You now remember Carsten Jancker.
Verdient raus Hat sich seit spätestens März angebahnt Nagelsmann muss gehen & die Hälfte der Mannschaft auch
>>155948439Basiert.
Could the music be any louder?
der deutsche fußball ist ein witz. der dfb ist peinlich. nagelsmann kann eier lecken. sane, "pavlo", havertz, woltemade, tah und goretzka sind so scheiße und spielen so peinlich. das ist unfassbar. bringt klopp. alle diese spieler sollten sich schämen
drinking beer and listening to Townes Van Zandt and lmaoing at the man shaft
>>155959440no, it will never dieOnly Kroos can save DFB
>>155960083Woltebitch ruined the summer of 80 million germans
>>155960083Waiting around to die are we
will schlafen aber bin so mett das ich net kann lel
Show yourself Nailman you pathetic rat, don't hide
Can you Germs please give up on football and go back to making cum and piss bukkake kino, this is the only competent thing that you produce nowadays, thanks.
Kimmich ist 33. Das wird seine letzte WM gewesen sein. Neuers sowieso. Wir haben gute Baller, die noch jünger sind, aber ansonsten überhaupt keine smarten Führungsfiguren, finde ich. Also wenn ich das mit der Mannschaft 2014 vergleiche und davor…man hatte das Gefühl, dass da Leute sind, die irgendwie was im Griff haben. Das spüre ich nicht mehr. Die wirken, außer halt diese klassisch deutschen Spieler wie Kimmich und Neuer alle wie kleine Jungs, die zwar kicken, aber nichts in die Hand nehmen können. Und deshalb bricht dann so schnell auch alles in sich zusammen.
The era of Kultkloppo is upon usWhat are we in for?
>>155960725More Dortmund than Bayern players I guess
>>155960519HE IS HERE
>>155960519still no interview?? pathetic
>>155948333Deutsche bros ??
THE FACE OF A LOSER GENERATION
>es koppelt
>>155960254Woltechad is based af tho wtf are you on about ?
Nagers hates nouya so much he brought him back from retirement for a proper embarrassment against the mighty Paraguay
>muh ecken>muh ref
>>155960892where was this mentality on the field?
He's such an upset little baby who cannot handle criticism
>>155960827Are there even BVB players beside Nmecha and Beier?
>it's a team sport>die frage muss sich jeder einzelspieler stellen>ich mach die EM 28
I would not be nearly as mad if the commentary wasnt pretending this is in any way surprisingI am once again thinking of multiple ZDF "experts" predicting 3-0 before the matchabsolutely baffling, makes you wonder if they watched the same tournament. but it's also precisely why we're shit. there's a widespread denial of the problems, and a mix of ignorance and arrogance that lead to this belief that it's all gonna work out because we're germany. yeah sure we suck now but it's gonna be fine the next tournament, because we're germany, the big football nation.
He's so fucking punchable it's unreal
aber jetzt im ernst: was muss getan werden?
>>155961284ban ever Bayern, Dortmund, Leverkusen, Red Bull, whatever player and coachstart ourself a new culture
>>155960941Woltebitch let the country down once again
>die qualität ist daich kann die scheisse nicht mehr hörensie ist NICHT da
You know he needs to go
>>155961468that's the real, horrible truthwhere is our world class striker? our world class midfield leader? our world class goalkeeper? they dont exist
>>155961542what is Paraguays?
Get rid of our shitty defense Get rid of washed people like Goretzka and Kimmich and Sane Fire Wolteshit into the sun
>wie ich meinen mitternachtssnack esse obwohl wir gegen einen komplett unterlegenen Gegner rausgefolgen sind
>>155961622they dont need it, they played against a crappy team that crashed out of the last three tournaments
mein FC Schalke 1904 e.V. aus Gelsenkirchen hätte heute beide mannschaften in die steinzeit zurück gebombt
>>155961688unterlegen? paraguay hatte mehr and bessere chancendas einzige, wo wir überlegen waren, ist im ball sinnlos durchs mittelfeld kicken
Hej, rekommenderar ni Bundesliga?
>>155961759The best league la'
>>155961749I thought you win games by passing the ball 300 times in the midfield
this should be the new man shaft core from now on
>>155961953kill yourself now
>>155961825Vilken klubb stödjer du?
>>155961953>Plemperle
>>155961953i think it's time for Selke
>>155962038>SchalkeThat's my club regardless of division.
>>155962052Lemperchad would have shot us weiter today
Nagelsmann und die alten rausKloppo und alle anderen rein
TAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>155962137oof i forgot about Karl >>155961953
>>155961284AfD 51%
>>155962073Any good sites available that you know about or should I invest in cable?
stimmung im zdf sportstudio als hätte der führer sich grade vor versammelter mannschaft in den kopf geschossen
>>155962279Footybites I guess
I just woke upSchicht in 60 min
>>155962320youre just keep going to copy paste twitter posts from now??
>>155962449You're amazing
>>155962506I am glad that I was helpful. I am rooting for you tomorrow Swedebro, we need to humble the big guys.
Kanker hollanders hate watch begins
>>155956998why not blame the jews?
>>155962320kääk you aight jt
just deleted my kicker teamI'm done with football for gooddon't think I will be back in August either
The signs were there
>>155962946>jthttps://x.com/i/status/2071740284912759104
>>155961953i agree *tries to hide laughter*
Last generation of Germ footballers with any aura were born when Germany wed still divided
>>155961087
>>155963514you're lucky Tuchel made some cutswe had the same cast of idiots for a decade plus
>>155963648absolutely disgusting
the worst thing is nothing is going to change, we'll see the same old loser faces
How do you say Humiliation ritual in germ
>Julian Nagelsmann (under contract until 2028) says he won't resign: "I'm available. If the DFB want me to stay until 2028, I will. If they don't, then I'll go">I'm not someone who runs away. I'm available if that's what the DFB wants. If they don't want me, they need to tell me. I want to continue. In football, you don't have complete control. If the DFB wants me to, I'd be happy to prepare for the Euros and the Nations League. If they don't want me to, they need to say itI think he should get another chance desu
>>155960822you have been formally invited to...
>>155965256this nigga always appears when we shit the bed
>>155964397at least we will be rid of obvious Adidas plants like Neuer, Goretzka, Kimmich, Musiala when Nike gets in
>voller wants to keep nagelsmann, but says it's not just his decision aloneWew
Nagelsman is doing a good job, he was just unlucky today, sometimes that happens. Football is closer to Poker than it is to Chess, you just can't rely on tactics so much, intuition is also important.
>>155966276Aki Watzke makes the decisions at the DFBHe's also a childhood friend of our chancellor
Why can't the Buntshaft show heart like Japan and Marokko?
>>155966851>show heart like marokkolol. lmao even.
>>155967090are you even watching the game? they fly into every tackle
>>155967402do you have shit in your eyes?
based Lehmannhttps://x.com/CBSSportsGolazo/status/2071749908684472373this retard lucked himself into becoming a coach while having never played a match past the age of 17
>>155967727mourinho never really played either
>>155967550no you
>>155967897he's the special one for a reason
I've been shitting on Nagelsmann for months because he NEVER used all those international breaks to actually build a proper core mannschafthe kept calling up completely different players, even complete shit ones, and played completely different formations every single fucking breakUP TO THE LAST FUCKING BREAK AT THE END OF MARCHFUCK THIS RETARD, RESIGN YOU FUCKING NWORD
BOBO ON
>>155967727>Benjamin Hübner never played professional footballnoch einer der sich seine komplette birne weggesoffne hat
>paraguaylmao good luck with that damage control
wo geht es hier nach paraguay?i want to report a rape
OH NO NO NO NO KWABMANY BTFO germs BTFO
>>155972049>>155972421>>155972497we're all cynical assholes here so nobody was surprised
>>155961953>brown >is actually brown
Shocking result for Germany, abhorrent. Paraguay are such a bad side and have put Germany out of the world cup in the first knockout round. Lets no forget a Turk and a Somali have murdered a dozen Germans this week. Mothers and children, fathers and grandfathers. Merkel is to blame. Germans are to blame for being passive and agreeable to it. Exiting the world cup is another another negative consequence of it judging by your team. Julian Nagelsmann has to resign. He became Bayern Munich manager in 2021, it will be 2027 soon. He did a shit job at Bayern and he's done a shit job for the national side. His promising edgelord career is quickly unravelling.
>>155965256>in football you don’t have complete controltrue, but you do have control of your lineup and subs, and both were severely fucked today
>>155948439>erster für AfDSie hatten schon wieder Recht, die von der AFD. Weidel, immer wieder Weide
>VERBRUGGEN
>shive me timber
seems like nobody can kick penalties
>3 HOLLAND LIONS
mazzaclass
>>155976265imagine hatinghe is so obviously good
>>155976631I know, just a world playI hope he stays in bundes for another season
https://x.com/i/status/2071736722757386685
funny isn't it?all the countries i supported crashed out>japan>germany>netherlandsugh, its all so tiresome
>>155978652https://datencenter.dfb.de/datencenter/mannschaft/deutschland/rekord-spielerKimmich will end up being 2nd or first. what a disgrace
Best case scenario has happened, germans dont go to work the next day feeling like pure humiliated shit, now they will laugh at the dutch for getting meme'd on in the penalty shootout and then their capital city being burned down
>>155978265please support ingerland
What are the reactions in Germany right now after the WC humiliation? Has there been riots on the streets?
>>155979493>with this heatlol lmao
>>155979493its 7am m8
>>155979493>riotsLolThat only happens if you sully a specific religion and it's not christiani
>>155979493in two weeks all the Bayern fans will have forgotten about it ande celebrate their next league trophy
>>155976265vgh... the germanic peoples, so graceful and refined
>>155979493Nothing much, there were little expectations to begin with.Although my Instagram is filled with Turkish Schadenfreude
>>155979493bro the game ended at like 3am
Can we talk about Elfmeterkiller Neuer for a second?He was fucking SHIT. Guessed LITERALLY every single but one penalty shot wrong.
>>155980225why bother talking about saving pens when the guy cant even save regular shotsit's always tricky with gks cuz there's almost no time when you can truly say "oh he HAD to save that one" and these games with Neuer were no exceptionhowever, good gks... do save some of them. most even. a good gk is about tipping the odds in your favour. neuer cant do that anymore, apparently.
>>155980088So what? Germans don't go to the pub drink and root for their team?
>>155979493BILD already called for Ratman out and Kloppman in 5 minutes after the game
>>155980263you dont start a riot at 3am, no
>Julian Nagelsmann will auch nach dem frühen WM-Aus der deutschen Nationalmannschaft Bundestrainer bleiben. Der 38-Jährige erklärte noch im Stadion von Foxborough nach der Niederlage im Elfmeterschießen gegen Paraguay und dem damit verpassten Einzug ins Achtelfinale seine Bereitschaft, im Amt zu bleiben. „Ich möchte es weitermachen. Ich stehe bereit, wenn man das möchte. Und wenn man das nicht möchte, muss man das sagen
>>155980296Klopp hat in den letzten Wochen gezeigt dass er noch schlimmer wäreKomikerclown
>>155980394how
>>155979989>öffne instagram>überall Türken>"danke paraguay dass ich heute in ruhe schlafen kann"Köäk Hochmut kommt vor dem Fall. Passt gut zu Deutschland seit 2015
i think the wm song sucks but its a massive ohrwurm alright
>>155980225he was never good at penshis performance was once again pathetic
>>155980296Would make a good Bundeskanzler
>>155981605
>>155982240was ein Hurensohn
>Kurze Zeit, nachdem Sportchef Marcel Schäfer von RB Leipzig einem Wechsel von Yan Diomande in diesem Sommer eine Absage erteilt hat, äußerte der 19 Jahre alte Außenstürmer eine gänzlich gegenteilige Meinung. „Ich habe kein Instagram mehr, daher kann ich nichts sehen. Aber ich gehe natürlich davon aus, dass ich den Verein verlassen werde“,
isch vorbei
Sei schlau wähl blau
>>155982240>>155982375was soll er sonst sagen ihr duhmen Penner?
nun brauchen wir also eine neue sportart
>>155982780How about Elefantenpolo
opinions?>>155982952
> Völler über Nagelsmann: "Wahrscheinlich der Richtige" >"Er ist immer noch ein Top-Trainer", stellt Völler klar und unterstrich die Bedeutung dieser Aussage angesichts des Ausscheidens, denn: "Es ist immer einfach, so etwas zu sagen, wenn man permanent gewinnt." Nagelsmann, dessen Schachzüge bei diesem Turnier weitgehend nicht aufgegangen sind, sei "ein Kämpfer", der "sich nach so einer bitteren Niederlage sammeln wird und wieder angreifen will. Ich weiß, viele werden das nicht verstehen, wenn wir in so einer Form ausgeschieden sind." >Man werde sich nun in den kommenden Tagen mit allen Verantwortlichen sicher nochmal zusammensetzen, so Völler und fügt in Bezug auf Nagelsmann an: "Ich bin immer noch davon überzeugt, dass er wahrscheinlich der Richtige ist, um weitermachen", betonte der 66-Jährige - ließ aber eine kleine Hintertür offen: "Ich bin nicht der DFB alleine, ich habe das nicht alleine zu entscheiden."
>>155982964there are no white people in the americas
>Es ist schon auffällig, dass mit dem Ausscheiden von Sandro unser Bundestrainer nicht mehr wirklich funktioniert hat.
lol
>Nach dem Einzug Paraguays ins Achtelfinale der Weltmeisterschaft hat Präsident Santiago Peña einen nationalen Feiertag ausgerufen. Der Tag nach dem sensationellen Sieg über die deutsche Nationalmannschaft sei arbeitsfrei, teilte die Regierung per Dekret mit Based
>>155984697Äquator did the same
imagine celebrating a victory over a football minnow like Germany
>>155984697You're welcome
Uuuuhhmmm... Admin?
>>155982240Eier Status? Geleckt
I love these two niggas like you wouldn't believehttps://x.com/Complaxes/status/2071738333160448243
>get two former bayern coaches>Kimmich captain>Goretzka back after all the shit he did in Qatar>injured Musiala given the whole group stage to "find his rhythm">fucking Jonathan Tah>even put 40 yo Neuer in goalsglad we all agree that the DFB strategy of licking Bayern's nuts is what caused this
>>155986285oh and Urbig taken along just so the next gen learns how to be a german Nationalspieler
>>155986285has kimmich ever been more than a fucking cone on defence ?
thank god I am not a betting man, this shit would not have been on my bingo card
>>155986285Forgetting>Sane>no other RB>no other RW>undav benched
>>155986285only Hühnchen players that are allowed to be in the buntshaft from now on are Karl and Bischof, rest can fuck off
APOLOGIZE TO BRAZZO!!!
He is more of a Kopfballungeheuer than a stone cold penalty taker you know
>It’s been revealed that Tah, who had never taken a penalty before in his life, had to take the 6th penalty because nobody else had the guts to step up. I‘ll never hate on players for missing their pens, the real devils are veterans like Goretzka who refused to step up.kkkkkkkkkkk
>The DFB cancelled a press conference with Julian Nagelsmann that was planned today after the World Cup exit. Instead, the team will fly directly home on Tuesday and then go on vacation. There will later be a statement on the elimination instead of the press conference
BREAKING: Barcelona contacted Harry Kane’s camp on Sunday to understand if he would be open to leaving Bayern Munich this summer.Kane is happy in Germany and was ready to renew, but Barça’s interest has created doubts.He is now willing to listen if the club fully commits to the operation.— @sport
>>155987045>Kane is happy in Germany and was ready to renew, but Barça’s interest has created doubts.just fucking start sueing the spicsthey do this every fucking week
>>155986733>>155986779Not even trying to shit on Tah but shouldn't a pro occasionally practice penalties out of courtesy even if he isn't his teams top penalty taker?
>>155987111hes gone, its over
>>155987124these people have been doing nothing but kicking balls since they were kids, practising pens shouldn't even be a thing
>>155986825finally nagelsmann has enough time with his fuckboy leroy
>Durch den Gegentreffer von Julio Enciso zum 0:1 kassierte der DFB-Keeper in seinem zehnten WM-Spiel in Folge mindestens ein Gegentor. Damit zog Neuer mit dem Mexikaner Antonio Carbajal gleich, der zwischen 1950 und 1962 ebenfalls in zehn aufeinanderfolgenden WM-Partien nicht ohne Gegentreffer blieb.>Immerhin endete gegen Paraguay eine andere Serie: Anders als in den drei Gruppenspielen gegen Curaçao, die Elfenbeinküste und Ecuador fiel das Gegentor diesmal nicht mit dem ersten Schuss des Gegners auf das deutsche Tor. Es war der zweite
>>155987124fun fact: was his first pen in the whole career. He will never try another one
>>15598737330 and never taken a pen. Fritz Walter Medallie in Gold und spielt für Bayern aber
>>155987361>Es war der zweite
I think we should focus on the positive memories that the boys created for us>>Und beim Thema Freizeit erzählt Woltemade: „Wir haben mal Verstecken gespielt. Wir waren zwölf Leute oder so. Wir haben vorher ‚Werwolf‘ gespielt (Kartenspiel, d. Red.) und haben dann gesagt: ‚Komm, gut, reicht jetzt.‘ Dann sind wir alle zurück ins Camp gefahren. Da haben wir angefangen und uns versteckt. Es haben immer zwei Mann gesucht, mit zwei Minuten Augen zu und sieben Minuten Zeit zum Suchen. Das Ganze dann Open Air.“>>Die Gesprächsrunde muss dabei herzhaft lachen. Auch die Fans feiern die Aktion in den YouTube-Kommentaren: „Ich dachte, ich hätte mich verhört? Ihr habt verstecken gespielt!“, heißt es da. Und: „Oh mein Gott, verstecken spielen, ich bin ehrlich irgendwie neidisch“.>>Und weiter erzählt Havertz: „Nick war einmal bei so Stühlen, die aufgereiht waren. Er stand dahinter, aber der Kopf hat oben rausgeschaut.“ Woltemade sagt, es sei „echt lustig“ gewesen. Und Havertz stimmt zu: „Wir sind halt Kinder. Wie früher, mit 14 oder so.“ Und Woltemade berichtet mit weit aufgerissenen Augen: „Ja, auf Klassenfahrt. Wenn du nicht schlafen gehen wolltest und es nur darum ging, wach zu bleiben ...“
>>155987361that just shows how stupid that stat is because that goal was not saveable
>>155987661it's saveable. anticipation is part of what makes a keeper good
>Nach drei sehr erfolgreichen Jahren verlässt Linksverteidiger Alejandro Grimaldo Bayer Leverkusen. Der 30 Jahre alte Spanier wechselt zu Atlético Madrid und wird damit erstmals in LaLiga spielen. Medienberichten zufolge umfasst die Ablöse inklusive Bonuszahlungen 25 Millionen Euro
>>155987877nahno gk in the world saves thatthe only way someone saves that is by being in the wrong place from the start
>Nager still not sacked I'm getting nervous lads
>>155960882Yes my germanic brother?
>>155987660>Wir haben vorher ‚Werwolf‘ gespieltDoubt they know how to play a game where the objective is to work together
seit bei bayern keine deutschen mehr im angriff spielen läufts nimmer
you now remember the insane pr campaign German media did for goretzkaonly for him to shake his head twice when Kimmich was yelling at the team for someone to step up and forcing Tah to take the pen instead
>>155979646germs aren't built for heat
>Warum Schiri Jayed krachend durchfiel - und der VAR gar nicht zur WM-Linie passteif you STILL need further prove shit's rigged
>Nach drei sehr erfolgreichen Jahren verlässt Linksverteidiger Alejandro Grimaldo Bayer Leverkusen. Der 30 Jahre alte Spanier wechselt zu Atlético Madrid und wird damit erstmals in LaLiga spielen. Medienberichten zufolge umfasst die Ablöse inklusive Bonuszahlungen 25 Millionen Euro.
the feet, that ruined our summer
ehh just hatewatch Austria and HollaHAHAHAHAHA
>>155982240land der versager und bürokraten
>>155986733bei den neulingen hab ich ja verständnis, aber goretzka MUSS vor tah schiessen
>>155989343See>>155987908
das einzige was mich wieder besänftigen würde wäre ritueller selbstmord einiger lowperformer
>>155989925Rip lad
>>155990085heh gottem
>>155990148our three lions
>>155990300>>155990317man if I was a coach i would band these weak as slow fucking runups, just run up like a man and belt it in a corner
>>155990317i really hope the Wolte"chad" shilling stops here
>„In den kommenden Tagen werden wir gemeinsam und in Ruhe die Gründe erörtern, weshalb die Mannschaft ihr vorhandenes Potenzial nicht hat abrufen können und ihren eigenen und den Erwartungen Fußball-Deutschlands nicht gerecht geworden ist. Wir können und wollen nach einem derartigen Tiefschlag mit Blick auf die anstehenden Aufgaben nicht einfach zur Tagesordnung übergehen“, so Neuendorf weiter.
Nagelsmann raus!
>>155990677my neger Woltechad is based af
>>155990851gg Nager, no re
>>155990851>corpse in goal >defense not even MacGyver could functionally fit together >überfordert centre midfielders >offensive philosophy relies on hoping that one of the quadruple Sanes upfront can pull something out of his ass Lots of potential there
Dig him up. This teams needs a Feuerwehrmann.
>>155991298even without Karl and Schlotti, the squad is still good enough to beat any team on a good day
>>155990922apologize to me bremi
>Jürgen Klopp stünde bereit. Nach Sky Sport Infos würde er den Bundestrainer-Job übernehmen, wenn der DFB auf ihn zukommtCan Kult-Kloppo save us?
just have to start a war again so we get banned for a decadeuse the time to regroup and Wunder von Bern 2.0we aren't getting out of the EU without one anyway
>>155991494holy shit its actually happening
is klopp actually finally gonna change from 4-2-3-1? otherwise I don't want him
>>155992839he always played 433
>all these bad players have to leave!!> so what's your solution then?>well I would bring a from Fortuna Köln, b from Mannheim, c from Bremen, x from Köln's 2nd team and y from 60> and that would win us anything?>w-well I watch them every week, they're good according to me
it'd get us further than the current squadmaybe with an outside chance of a win even
>>155993721kek, found one in the wild
Ey Malla bombe on tiktok
>>155994649Nagerbros our response???
>>155989542sie sollten uns doch so viel glück bringen
>>155948553>
>solves a decade of structural incompetence
>>155996405until we have a striker that scores every game we need two
Erlingz is killing his hairline with that tight zopf
i would 100% prefer to go out with junge wilde truppe instead of these boomer shitters
>>155996576That ship has sailed. Fix the defense first
>>155996576such a shame the Mülldienst verletzung was so hartnäckig
>>155997346When did you start rating him?
diese fresse versaut mir den ganzen sommer und man darf jetzt 4 jahre warten bis zur nächsten wmund man darf sich dafür nicht an ihm rächen, dafür, dass der hurensohn 100% absichtlich so scheiße aufgestellt hatweil er einfach ein beschissener selbstverliebter giftzwerg istwünschte wir würden das wie südkorea machenund auch noch öffentlich verprügelnwas ne hackfresse
>>155997471always did desu, the trolling just came from the fact that jt always had him in his kicker team
Den Elfmeter zu verkacken ist natürlich schlimm aber Tah hat mehr Eier als die ganzen anderen Luschen zusammen.
>leaving haaland completely free in the box
>>155998306Tah ist basiert egal wie scheise er gespielt hat
>>155998306Kannst auch Goretzka sagen
>>155998306Tah is the last guy I'm gonna blame for those pensGoretzka > Woltemade > Havertz >>> Brown > Thiaw >>>> Neuer > Tahanyway, technically we lost because of pens but in reality we lost because of Nagelsmann and the gurkentruppeSane didn't even sing btw
>>155998813Goretzka>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>31 Jahre alt, an seinem Zenit, frische Beine, und lehnt ab nachdem er direkt gefragz worden ist. Peinlich. Und Tah nach 120 Minuten muss die Scheise ausbaden
>>155998813>Sane didn't even sing btwthe footage is still online you know. häng dich weg du opfer
>>155998813>Sane didn't even sing btwI saw that too
>>155999144hallo, scheiß türke
>>155997219take out one midfielderdon't hog up so much posession, defend deeper, use the space for counters
>>155999638an die front, du blinder russe
>>155999638Not him but you can sing without moving your mouth too much, chudcuck. A lot of people do it.
>>155999838yeah it shows you have no passionyou want me to post a webm of the paraguayans singing? you already know what it looks like
>>155999950>muh passionend yourself rn
>>155999838>chudcuck
>>156000205passion is pretty useful you know
>>156000255Ronnie am sieden
remember when they said the tournament starts yesterday?
>>156000205we lostyou fucking sörentard
>>156000487remember when they said it's fine to not play well as long as we winand then we didnt win either
>>155999950>webm of the paraguayans singing?
why isnt anyone angrywhy is nobody from the coaching staff or the players apparently giving a shit that we crashed out againI would really like to believe we wont just do business as usual the next 2 years but everyone seems to be okay with doing exactly that
>>156000526>we lost because one single player didn't sing which is why he has no passionbra, go end your mother first, then your siblings if there are any, then yourself
>>156000682that's just how it went since 2018
>>156000705>braTÜRKEN RAUSSOFORT
>>156000755RUSSEN RAUSAN DIE FRONTSOFORT
>>156000789>erm, du bist ein russe, weil erm, du magst keine neger in der nationalmannschaftalter schwede, bist du durchsind alle türken? moment, ja sind siegenau so bescheuert wie die russen
>>156000853>erm, du bist ein türke, weil erm, braalter russe, bist du durchsind alle russen? moment, ja sind siegenau so bescheuert wie die ossis
sören dreht komplett durch weil leute sane nicht mögen
>>156000682well someone is really mad at Deniz
>a turk named sören>leute
ive never met a sören but the greenest guy in my school was called justus, son of chemists working for bayer
>>156000980de Deniz
make a new
>>156001270noits oversommerpause bis august
>>156001369wrong >>156001734>>156001734>>156001734
>>156000980unnormal was er für ein hurensohn einfach ist
