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Mariners
Dodgers take the first game against the A'ss!Better luck tomorrow.
>>155972519always lurking about
my last leg is angels under 4 runs lmk if i should ride or not
dodgers
>>155972493WAOW!!!!!
>>155972616Kirby is dealing.
>>155972519I think I know this restaurant! It’s dennys and it’s a local place we got here in socal.
>>155972616my third leg is under your mom's labia
lmao poodrespacos i thought you were supposed to have the 'reaper'
BIG FLY
big fly ohtani-sama
BIG FLY OHTANI SAN
>8 inning kirby
go go go
GOATANI
>complete game kirby
>>155972519based sausage girl. always right!
>>155972519THANK YOU SAUSAGE GIRL
>>155972717Did Edwin Diaz come off the IL?
>>155972708Flyovers will never know the glory of the Grand Slam.
>>155972519she shouldnt dance around while eating. might choke on her mouthful
>>155972860>>155972745You didn't knock on wood.
>>155972519I fucked her.
>>155972920I think they pump air into that shit. I was always famished less than 2 hours later.
>>155972920Dennys fucking sucks, literally any actual diner is better than Dennys
For me, it's Elmer's
>>155973071I like Dennys better than IHOP. there's a little bit more variety imo.
>>155973071Flyover seethe
>>155973163this is a perkin's general
>>155973163For me it's Norms
>>155973321>>155973325all the decent local diners died around here years agp :(
>>155973321its a cracker barrel general
>>155973245I’m literally a double coastie
LET HIM PITCH THE 9TH DAN HE'S ONLY AT 100 PITCHES
>>155973475Are you sunnysideupspie?
>It IS George Kirby's perfect game
>>155973590Where’s over easyspie?
they don't have denny's in flyovers?
I've been going to this mexican diner lately and their hash browns smothered with pico de gallo are so fucking good
>>155973539>only having 2 coasts
is golden corral good?
>>155973674good heavens…. GOOD HEAVENS!!!
>>155973656softboiledspie sends his regards
>>155973707nothing but fat, salt. and sugar. hard pass.
Let George throw a complete game!
good shit, Lauer.
Overmedium is the only answer
>>155973590>>155973640we need egg avocado toastspie
Based quality start merchant Eric (W)auer
>>155973707Have you seen the people that eat there? The food is gelatinous and sugary. Poor fucks thibk that they are eating prime rib when it’s actually cooked human meat. Steak so tough it almost ripped a hole in my throat.
>>155974035wondering what his future is now. he's been very valuable for us.
>>155974006Are you frivolousspendingspie?
>>155974103Are you Dustin Mayspie?
The Marlins had the best June in baseball and Otto Lopez should be the starting shortstop in the All-Star Game
>tfw you pitch 8 and get run support
>>155974261>Otto Lopez>Anthony BenderFuture Yankees
wait, they didn't drive to sacramento from san diego, right? that shit's far
>>155974247lol
>>155974461>BenderNo refunds
>>155974561that's like an 8hr drive if you're zoomin, or a 1 hour flight
>>155974103is that called the golden-corral-hometown-buffet body? the girl
ザミルウォーキーヘブライ人ら
THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
the los angeles redditors
GG Memeiners
hurt 'em
>>155974807Cashman likes his sweeper
>>155975386Are they back in first place?
singletani
freddie :)
choppertani
>Chap Mattman
>>155976154No, the Rags won today.
Abby is off tonight….
>>155977678Her replacement has an unfortunate face.
Doggies control of the division is only getting stronger.
I heard Ohtani and Rushing had a fight. Did they ever make up?
When did they start calling inside the park home runs little league home runs?
>>155978334when they are caused by atrocious defense
mahle is a bum
>>155978334the latter has an error in the scoringtriple+error
>>155978042shut the fuck up faggot
>>155978042>Dodgers 54-30>poodres 43-40it's not even a competition lmao
is Kuroda-Grauer half bean or black?
>>155978801the latter
stanks
looked like he got the hand before he got to the bag
>>155978801>Last name is Jap/German>Complexion is Bean/BlackWhat a country
>>155978907kek
>>155978957every developed nation has the same sort of thing
>>155979016I'll bite my tongue on that one
>>155978907lol swept by the Red Sox
Dodgers are the best team and have the best record in baseball
>>155979192Doesn't matter if they're soulless
we need to upgrade the Dreyer spot
>Jazz fractured tibia (60-day IL)KWAB
Doyers won that gamegg A's cya tomorrow
>>155979192another comeback win for my scrappy doggie doos
>>155979289he's a douche but that sucks
first to 55gg gAys, see you tomorrow
>>155979192Sausage girl was right.
good game, A's
Edwin Diaz and Blake Snell are Doyers btw, allegedly.
yountanihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvWUdx517Cchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsGZ-u6MP-Y
I wasn’t watching baseball tonight. Did Mason Miller get his shit kicked in?
>jizz ded
DAMN IT KIRSTEN YOU SHOULD HAVE LAUGHED AT MUNCY'S MATRIX JOKE ABOUT THE TWO MUNCYS
>>155979515I thought she'd be gone by now, but she seems to like working for the Dodgers.
>>155979502He's a bust, he should be traded.
>>155979461suck his dick some more
only baseball i played was catching for my uncle during practices for his company league. so what makes a ballpark "hitter friendly" like they keep saying?
Soon
>>155979611the hitters get free food and a discount on beer
Late but Marlins
POV: you’re on vacation at 14 and while everyone else is sleeping your best friend’s mariner fan mom invited you out to the hotel hot tub to give you your first sip of alcohol
I enjoyed watching Max Muncy play baseball tonight
>>155979900Yea I fucked her
>>155979717>19-6 in JuneI thought it was always warm in Miami, why are they hot now?
>>155979900one time 40 minutes before classes started my teacher brought me to her car (which smelled like cigarettes) and had me set in the passenger side seat while she looked for something. after she found it, she asked me, "so what do you want to do now?" and stared at me awkwardly. I still don't know what she meant by that.
gn
Cannot wait for the World Slop to end bros
If we give you Miller to Yankees, can you stop fucking us over with Umps challenges and reduce juiced balls later in the future. I'm not having high hopes with JP sears again cubster tomorrow.
>>155980160>Miller to the YankeesDo you want Chikaner to be even more annoying?
>>155980160Can Tatis go back to short?
GGs Sac Town
>>155980389Eh I see why not, we have too much overbloated contracts. This team is so fucked
Yankeeschizo vs 2hu in the ESLcup
>>155980389Oh please take him, I can't wait to see that zesty faggot get the Stanton treatment
Devil rays own the AL
>braves look demonic >rangers taking the ALIt’s 2023 babes
I need an updated winky chart
>>155980545
>>155980642please consult the column to the right
>>155980618gaylanta went on a mission for pride month
>>155980721weirdo victory lapping over this
>Eric Lauer on the dodgers has yet to lose a gameWhat a lucky shitter
>/nfl/ not showing up in cataloguemlbhoc remains broship even during europoor world cup slams.
>>155980914They’re the worst offseason genny because it’s just the kiwi and the mahomes statmutt arguing
>>155980636RARE!!
>>155973163Denny's is open at 3 AM and my grandfather lived to 90 on the Grand Slam. ICOPE fans can get fucked.
Flyovers have never seen a Greek diner in their entire lives
It’s a lot more than that honey bun.
Whataburger never closes
>>155981505this but top is KFC and bottom is canes
>>155981505
Save /mlb/ from stinky soccer spammers 2026
only making fun of the mest can save us
>>155981771As a Japanese person who has already been raped by Brazil,I swear to God I won't talk about soccer on /mlb/.Fuck off, soccer-loving fags.
>>155981983sorry champ but the aussies, leafs and yanks are still in the tournament
>>155982002OMG, Bazzana—even *you're* into soccer?What a letdown.
kek
>>155982352why is he pimping HRs at a minor league stadium, what happened to kawaii Ohtani-sama senpai
>>155981926the mest has fallen
>>155973163I have Dennys rewards point, I cannot live without Dennys coffee. Only way to numb the pain of how shitty Chadres are playing.
With a loss to Toronto Monday night, the Mets have tied their record for fastest to 50 losses in a season over the last 30 years.The Mets are 35-50.
my chadres are allowed to lose a Canning start, he'll be off the roster when we trade for Joe Ryan
>>155982752entertainment purposes
>>155982752they just need one hot streak and 10000 more bug images posted in the genny and they can turn it around I just know it
ohtani allows us to dream
please cream me...
>Padres fans scam hundreds of dollars off of Dodger fans to let them buy their ticket off of them>DOOD WE TOOK OVER YOUR STADIUM BRUH NOBODY DOIN IT LIKE US BRUH FACE IT BRUH DODGER STADIUM SOUTH>seethe when Padres fans use that as a point against LAeven a day later, doyer fans are seething about this. I get LA's air is all fucked right now after Boyle Heights caught on fire, but the air pollutants from that don't destroy your brains.
>>155983149I want to believe this isn't AI so badly
>>155983027Yeah-ah-haan
>>155983149props for trying to stay in the fight but we pwn
>>155983102no...
Dodgers are already 11 games ahead of the Padres; the NL West title is already clinched.
>>155983440You say this, but the Dodgers did choke a 10 game lead last year, they did climb back, but it still did happen
no one cares doyerkenji. im a sailor meximutt married to one of your women. I hate being brown. don’t provoke me into a white peope point contest
>>155983450Oh, now that you mention it, I remember—but it should probably be fine.
No seriously. I may be half brown but I am Aryan.Post moar 2hus
>>155983539
>>155983557O Algo
>>155982752lolmets
>>155983102
the chicago baby bears
>>155959542https://www.youtube.com/watch/ioeHXWZ7Zkg
>>155985496>>155985898seiya and soto kek
>>155985496
Dude the Rays thoughTampa motherfucking Bay Rays!
>>155986525will come crashing back down to earth
>>155986620t. Increasingly nervous stankees fag
florida is rays country
>>155986865Marlins are on fire though
Go Woke, Go Broke - Baseball EditionJune 12, 2025mest winmest are 45-24June 13, 2025gay pride night at shitifieldmest loseIn 2025, Mest went 38 and 55 since gay pride night, finishing with an 83 and 79 record.Mest are 73 and 105 since gay pride night June 13, 2025 though June 29, 2026It's the Curse of the Pink Pony, and the Mest are now the Pink Pony Ball Club.
Let me bring to the table that we need to retire the "Marliners" moniker as the Marlins have clearly distinguished themselves from the Mariners now.
MONKEHNEVAHCRAMP
gm mariners nation
>>155987712Neither does a silverback.
>2026 Mest>spend $388 million on payroll>lose>fire the manager>lose>pay Soto $51 million>plays lazy anyway>loseThe owner needs to do something to show his tolerance level. The Mest keep finding new ways to play terrible baseball. The owner needs to fire the team president/gm to send a message that the effort level of the organization as a whole is unacceptable. The longer the owner waits and allows crap like Soto's lazy bullshit tonight to go unpunished, the worse things are going to get. It's time for the owner to step up and be heard.
>>155987987the owner was probably fully on board with letting pete walk and dumping nimmo's contract.
>>155988060>>155987987But why was he on board with trading away good players for elderly bums?
>>155987830its actually easier to peel a banana from the bottom. thats what monkeys do.
>>155988127who knows? maybe they felt the core had run its course. they had almost gone to a world series then they added soto, and the pitching wasn't good. so you would think they would just try to get some pitchers, but maybe they felt they already tried that with verlander and scherzer.it would make more sense if they didn't end up with a $388m payroll anyway.
>>155988190It's just odd how they overpay for free agents but those free agents are all on social security because they are 65 years old.
why is josh naylor suddenly hated?
>>155988399leafphobia
>>155988399nobody likes him
Today.
Jomboy gets to rape Bozo today on Talkin Yanks.
>>155988399He really did a number on those flyovers.
stankees are mid collapse and all they can do is rehash what’s wrong with the mest lol
>>155988808>>155988884t. non sex-havers
>>155988399You mean Josh "Knife Wielding Psycho" Naylor? Why would anybody hate him???
>>155988884basically my wife's doppelganger
No one likes you /mlb/
>>155989027Shove it up your ass
>>155988884>>155988911I meant food kill yourselves.
>>155988399he's a lazy brown fat fuck
>>155989242Yeah well he's a fat fuck that can steal bases so take it easy.
>>155989149t. non-food eater
Stanton is one of the few players with heart when he’s healthy too
>>155988884More of a Japanese guy myself.
>>155989149If your phone is autocorrecting words to foid then I think the point stands
>>155989407I have autocorrect disabled.
>>155989482That's what you think
>>155988917i'm surprised garrett never tried to sue (or maybe he did and i'm not aware of it). he could have had at least a credible career as a short side platoon guy.
>>155989290I mean raise your hand if you haven’t carved up a friend or two during a prank gone wrong.
>>155989290he'll cut a mf
>>155989547The Mothman Prophecies predicted this
God just hearing about the owners wanting an NBA style free agency makes me wince every time I read NBA rumors now. I cannot fucking believe there are goycattle that want this. It's all to break the MLBPA at this point. They'll still penny pinch even if they win. Forget the salary cap bullshit that might just be inevitable by now, it's deliberately punishing teams that win and the Bob Nuttings of the world are pushing for that revenge so everyone can be cheap like he is.
Do we anticipate any coaching changes during the season or are we looking at an offseason rebuild that should have been kicked off years ago when Soto was let go?Genuinely curious because it seems that Steinbrenner is infinitely patient (or infinitely stubborn).
>>155989829The Yankees aren't subtracting at all. Why would they when they're the best positioned club in the AL right now?
this is incane...
https://www.wbsc.org/en/news/wbsc-announces-participating-teams-for-blind-baseball-international-cup-2026Oh look, a great opportunity for Yankee schizo to participate in.
to be a mest fan is to be jewish
How are the Mets doing?
>>155990271
>>155989829Why is it Boone when the better third of the roster is injured and the replacement level players aren’t performing? The numbers don’t support the swoon narrative. They are playing with injuries and slumping. This is a passing moment and nothing else.
>>155990417The only number that matters is wins
any recs for mlb youtubers or podcasts that might be palatable to a sports newb 4chan nerd? I think what brought me around was hearing bill burr and the opie and anthony crowd talk sports for the last few years
>>155988917Based Stone Garrett. Taken from us too soon. RIP in piece
>>155990570Michael Kay and WFAN. Ignore the retards who say otherwise.
>>155990512This.
>>155990598This.
>>155990570"Baseball's Not Dead" has some interesting and informative videos
>>155989829>yanks win 4/6 series in june>everyone still panicking are series wins overrated?
>>155990598>>155990848thanks bros
>>155990889I think Yankees fans are just entitled as fuck
Dalton Rushing did nothing wrong standing up to that stupid gook. Ohtani acts like he's the only person that matters on the team
>>155991044Ohtani is the GOAT
>>155991044>Ohtani acts like he's the only person that matters on the teamI mean...
My area used to have a baseball field but that was before my time. I wish there was a baseball league around here. I'd rather drink my own beers and cheer on the local kids than watch billionaires fucking around in mlb. I think I'd be a lot more invested
>>155991683watching kids play baseball is brutal
sorry to inform this Mets fans... but Gold Glover Juan Soto has left baseball for refereeing in the VAR room at the Ivory Coast-Norway game today
>>155991683Why do you want to watch little kids?
>>155991889He’s on a flight to Boston!
>>155991683MiLB sounds more your speed, little league is brutal to watch if you don't have a kid participating
Shoukd I take the Tigers moneyline?
Fuck it $900 on Yankees ML
>>155991748>>155991905>>155992159I guess I'm thinking more like high school to college age, or hell even a beer league of local 40 year old mill workers would be fun if there were town rivalries. I'm jealous of the american sports culture you see in movies where the whole town turns up for the big football game or whatever.
>>155991683my childhood baseball field is being changed to a cricket pitch lol
>>155993348Grim
>>155992417Good goy!
>>155992417>not posting the slipDo you get tired of LARPing 24/7
>>155993890broke
Manager Baboone.
>>155994167what's it like being retarded? Is it blissful ignorance or do you feel weighed down by your own inadequacies?
Doyers 3 peat plz
>Dodgers are trying to bolster their depth at the trade deadline, trading prospects for prospectslol Friedman knows that the League is gonna come down hard on them and is preparing to sell off the team. At least he's planning for the future.
>>155994459What is the MLB going to do with their favorite cash cow?
BRING BACK KIM
>>155994837Hyseong Kim to China
So the A's just play at some random park in Sacramento right now?
>>155995136Dodgers fans ladies and gentlemen
>>155995136based
>>155994589Actively incentivize (force) them to break up.
>>155995184>barely 11,000 seats
McLean shoves tonight
>>155995878Yeah, shoves penis
>>155995136yeahfuck 'em>nick kurtzmore like KYLE HURTS
https://x.com/AustinOravec/status/2071837583059845160?s=20>Two boomers seething We own Filthadelphia
>>155996008Gausman has been trash he last 2 starts
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8U_mExhj4w
The Rangers’ postseason odds have risen from 35% to 50% on Polymarket
>>155996117Texas can offer him the starting catcher role he deserves. Chris Young needs to swoop in and bring him to Arlington.
>>155996750Josh Naylor MINDFUCKED Austin Hedges.
Picture relays 1000 words. Even in victory they trash their field. People from Chicago are the most vile people in the midwest.
>>155998317and i FUCKED jenice naylor
>>155997293>memeiners
>>155998588That is not the racial makeup I was expecting.
Are there any countries besides Scotland, Germany, or Norway that had high profile ballgame takeovers? Until the last minutes of the match that just finished, I was wondering if every nation doing such a thing was cursing itself to get bounced early.
>>155999723i know, right? it's almost crazy
I got banned from reddit for 2 months and there's still like 3 weeks on it.
Aaron Boone is 13th all-time in winning percentage among MLB managers. He is Top 10 all-time among managers who have managed 1,000 games.Before the self-appointed experts arrive to troll me to hell, I would like to appeal to /mlb/ to shed at least a little doubt on the notion that Aaron Boone is as terrible as my fellow Yankee fans like to proclaim. *I'm not saying he is a good manager.* I would just like this actual fact in the title to be a factor when debating his level of success. Boone's name is in the company of Hall of Fame managers Earl Weaver, Walter Alston, and Bobby Cox.Of course, Weaver, Alston and Cox have all won titles. Aaron Boone has not. The Yankees have consistently preformed poorly in the playoffs during his tenure.Once again, *I am not saying Aaron Boone is a good manager*. I would like that to be clear. I just want fans to put aside your pitchforks and tribunals and zoom out to see the bigger picture. Over 8 full seasons (\*counting the COVID year), we have watched competitive baseball for all but the last few weeks of September 2023, when we were all but eliminated. That is one brief period in 9 years where the Yankees were actually out of competition. If one has such great care and affection for this team that losing as we have been recently makes you *this* frustrated, then you should be able to appreciate the team you love when the data shows something positive. Otherwise, you're just in it for the negativity.
>>156000972Boone is a good manager it's just that yankee fans are the biggest complainers of all fanbasesA lot of yankee fags consider every season where they don't win a ring a failure so from that point of view he's one of the worst yankee managers of all time
>>156000972I don't care. Fire Boone. >>156001383>A lot of yankee fags consider every season where they don't win a ring a failure so from that point of view he's one of the worst yankee managers of all timeThis, but unironically.
>replying to AI slopoof madone
>>156001876Look at me everyone! I used the generic negative buzzword!
>>156000972wait is he for or against boone?
>>155991634>goes 1 for 5 with a meaningless homerun in the 8th inning when the team is down 5 runs>gives up 4 runs in 6 innings>forces the team to use a 7 man rotation and hogs the DH spot every game, thus causing both pitchers and players to get injurednothing personal, kidTake it from an angels fag, watching him go was the best thing to happen to this franchise.
>>155997293is polymarket where Mormons get their wives?
I call him pigroach
Man the early-mid 2010s seems like a bleak time for the MLB. Giants fluke dynasty. Mike trout was the face of the league. Just brutal
>>156001834Firing Boone does not fix the problem with the Yankees. Firing Boone guarantees only one thing -- He will be replaced by Boone 2.0. Why? Because the problem with the Yankees is Brian Cashman. Cashman hired Boone. Cashman gave Boone his extension. Cashman hired Boone based on Boone's enthusiasm to be a contributing member of the analytics dept. Cashman assembled this roster. Cashman has been Yankees gm for 28 seasons and he has never built a core. No, the goal is not to finish over .500 or to get to the postseason. The primary job for the gm is to win championships within a five to six year window. Cashman was gifted a championship core when he was promoted to gm in February of 1998. In 2001, he had to start to replace that great 90's roster. Since then, the Yankees have won one world series in the last 25 seasons. Since that 2009 championship, it's been sixteen season. In those sixteen seasons, the Yankees have won only five division titles in spite of spending more money on payroll than any other general manager in that time. Cashman is an abject failure. Until he goes, nothing changes.
>>156002458>fluke>dynastyThose two things are exclusive. There is no such thing as a fluke dynasty. A fluke single-game victory? Sure. A fluke base hit? Sure. A fluke great catch? Sure. A dynasty implies years of greatness and championship success. There is no way for that to happen by chance. Dynasties are rare and earned. Give credit where it is due, anon.
>>156002936you can win the lottery 3 times
The A's just can't stop getting kwab'dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55tkqmPvi0U
>>156003038where's chizz em dizz em
Okay but seriously these Yankees new yorkers are getting really entitled for a team that's always so much better and in a better situation than other teams.
kyle schwarber goes yard today cap this post
>>156002542Fire Cashman too. >>156003221He died.
Who's ready for Cam Schlittler's perfect game?
>>156003245Get on our 27 ring level beta flyover
Who’s ready to fuck Cram Shitlers perfect ass?
>oh no we're losing games because we're missing some of our best players like Judge obviously>fire everyone!At least wait until they come back from injury you entitled fucks
>mfw it was "Who's ready for Cam Schlittler's perfect game?"stankeedoo 'em!
>>156004033Add Jazz to that injured list too now.
>>156002193>watching him go was the best thing to happen to this franchise.Um how many rings does he have and how many do your angels have?
>>156004033I’ve been watching explosive diarrhea for weeks in the Bronx
>>156000583I got my IP banned because I called one of the moderator trannies a faggot.
>>156004292good we’re not in high school anymore.
The Rangers are a train that doesn’t stop rolling.
>>156004396Neither is my girlfriend.
>>156004212classic bandwagoner
>>156004524they unironically won pride month
>>156004524>Goes on a 7 game losing streak
>>156004033>>156004148All this coping and seething over the Yankees winning their 28th ring in the end
Are you allowed to climb the walls to catch a ball? Like a place that has a score board, can you scale that wall legally?
>>156005179Stolen right from baboone’s lair
roastie foid cunt bitch!!
lindor's a huge fag, but all soto had to do was compliment him once on one of his gay outfits and the mets would have had a winning record lmao
>>156002193They haven't even made the postseason once since Ohtani left—and naturally, they're dead last by a wide margin again this year.It is a truly pitiful and wretched state of affairs; I feel for them from the bottom of my heart.
Will Soto perform better on defense today?
>>156006226He's 37 years old anon.
Who's ready for Cam Schlittler's perfect game on TBS?
>>156005179>volpe hitting fifthkek
>>156006177he didn't contribute you raging weeb, most of the downturn of the angels is due to letting pitchers walk and trout turning 40
>>156004148I can't find that police bodycam compilation image, so this will have to do
>>156006637why did the entire seinfeld cast go from being huge mets fans in the first season to being yankee fags by season 3?
Didn't he just have a perfect game?
>>156006666
>>156007038Simple physics
>>156007073Perfect game? How about I shove my cock in your perfect ass?
>>156007038That's literally every New Yorker anon
>>156007188It was a different time
>>156007189Oh no, not that again.
>>156007285>>156007038Post Georges.On a side note, my wife is out of town and god DAMN do I wish she was here to gargle my ballsack. Just need some release
>>156007655
>>156007773
mets/jays soon
>>156007852That's about all the baseball ones I have, have this as a freebie
>>156006690I sincerely wish the Anaels the best of luck in the future (at the very least, reaching the postseason)—though I have no idea if that will be in a few decades or when kek
Why does Chad Tracy keep benching Yoshida?
>>156007099Couple of useless faggots shaking hands lmao
>vladdy scratched with back tightnessMets will still lose :(
>>156007987turn off your vpn and we'll talk
>>156007038Jerry was always a Mest fan. Newman as well presumably. Kramer was always a Yankees fan, he talks about going to Yankees fantasy camp and bitches about Steinbrenner. I don't think George ever explicitly mentions his team before the Yankees hired him, but he talks about how he always wanted to sit behind the Yankees dugout in one episode. Elaine is an O's fan.
>>156009168
Who's ready for Cam Schlittler's perfect game on TBS
>>156008305because he's not a good hitter anymore?
I needa fillin'
>>156009888Sorry, forgot name
>removed from the Paternity List>transferred to something called the Family Medical Emergency ListThat's.... there's no way this isn't as tragic as I think it is, right?
StankeesKek!
Parker Messick has pitched 17 1st innings, with an ERA of 0.00.
>>156010131Baby might’ve been premature
Imagine for a second that the pirates somehow sweep the phillies
>>156010131It's actually bullshit, he just wants to stay home and play videogames.
why do people think weaver is coming back to play with the yankees? yankees don’t need a guy like weaver. he’s not lights out enough, he doesn’t get enough k’s, his inconsistency is why he’s good, a guy who changes his arm slot because he has no skill, he’s farming the fact that you only see him once, once he hits 100+ IP he’s going to blow up. not worth the contract, not worth the blow up.
Who's ready for Cam Schlittler's perfect game on TBS?!
>>156010085For me it's Boston Cream
do the cubs actually have the power and the speed to be the best in the national league?
Sweden is getting bodied by France
>>156010643Bavarian mogs
>>156010683No.
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Also, Sieg Heil!
>>156010683The funny thing is that song was written to be sarcastic because they were so bad
It's O time
>>156010683honestly yeah pca speed + seiya power = >we finally have the tools. literally jumped to #7 in the rankings too. the depth is lowkey goated.
>>156010994Durbin’s bitch?
>>156010683No
pfma
>>156011608>being in last placeEnjoy Cam's perfect game tonight. Member he ended your fluke season
>>156010683Yes, cub-em!
>>156011490WTF, not for like 7 minutes.
>>156011952I'm sorry. I always come early with Alysa
>>156011998>*giggles*>why is it so small?
>>156011497who are your top 20 favorite teams?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD6-6gDLG1w
The Marlins are tied for a WC spot and are only 5.5 out of 1st place on June 30th
Who's ready for Cam Schlittler's perfect game
>>1560122021. cubs 2. rangers 3. mariners 4. orioles 5. guardians 6. yankees 7. red sox 8. braves 9. pirates 10. phillies 11. a's 12. royals 13. jays 14. cards 15. giants 16. brewers 17. twins 18. dbacks 19. tigers 20. white sox
>>156012348>Grunt Baseballmy nigha
>>156012667>no dodgersGAY
>>156012667>no yanksBASED
>>155998588this is ai right?
>>156013099>6
>>156013099check again sweaty
>>155998588LMAO DISGUSTING PEOPLE
>>156013155>>156013163That was obviously a typo.
Andrew Chicken Tendie
>>156011490O-lysa.... you cursed the team....
last day of pride month ;_;
>>156013292I'm watching on courtTV
I'm ready for Chikaner. He's the best.
why? does he have to suck dick to pay off his latest gambling losses?
the orioles are getting gaped by the white sox top kek
>>156013447Hey fuck you. Fuck you, nigger. Fuck ya, buddy. Fuckin piece of shit. Fuckin shit
>>156013447He can do whatever ge wants!
>>156013447He's throwing a fit and will only pitch with Smith behind the dish. Blames Dalton for blowing his Cy Young chances.
>>156013646they're FRIENDS
>>156013447Ohtani want's nothing to do with that Little League ass ballpark blowing up his ERA
doyers play in the world cup tonight
only pussy faggot fans dislike rushing
>>156013447pigroach is scared
>>156013931now do it with Judge and the Yankees
>>156013740>like zero mexican dodger players
50 pitches in 5 innings for Messickyes, it's yesterday's game
I don't get TBS I only get PeachtreeTV
>>156014096I'll do it after this game if I remember
>>156013409Vinnie Politan rules
José looking leaner
Cant wait for the Jays offence to explode now that block hole is out of the lineup
>>156014200do it now!
>High contact rate merchant vs 5+ ERA nobobyIs this a trap game or are the dodgers too hot right now?
>>156014096it's bad>withRPG 5.17BA .243OPS .770>withoutRPG 4.28BA .225OPS .689
>>156014698thanks babe
>>156014376Call me crazy but I’ve been thinking that since the beginning of the season. He lost some weight
>>156014376>>156014796Think there was a preseason interview asking him about that and he said that he didn’t lose much weight, just turned more of it into muscle. So he could go “100/100” lol
its crazy how the front office tried building a base to base offense but our lineup still defaults to early power. the second seager and langford are out the whole system just crumbles.
you get a red card if you do this at the World Cup
>>156014907soccer was so gay way before the forced pride shit
speaking of forced pride shit, is this an acceptable male haircut?
NRFI for Tigs/Stanks or I lose $300
>>156015047hopefully goldschmidt fucks off til later
wait wtf
>>156015047you lost $300 as in you placed a $300 wager on that, or you don't make $300?
FUCK
>>156014885how do you bring yourself to care about goyball when you're like 30 seconds from being boiled alive on any given day
kek stankeedoos need jo adell
>>156014907They don't have gloves in soccer dummy!
SCAM SHITLER PERFECT GAME UPDATE:BACK 2 BACK JACKS
>it was "Who's ready for Cam Schlittler's perfect game?"
STANKEEDOOS KEKSHITLER KEK
>giving up back to back home runs to the fucking tigerssaid 2 weeks ago schlittler was slowing down, clown in this thread was just "we got the win, that's all that matters". this lineup isn't good enough to win without top level pitching
schlitter took the over
>scam shitter
yankees are banned from my slips dog shit team
>>156013447unironically trying to rig the system so a park like this won't fuck his numbers. watch him try and get out of pitching at Coors too next time it's time to face the Rocks
>a line shot that undresses Schlitler
>more homeruns than strikeoutsSTANKEEDOO 'EM!
WHITE SOX are currently winning a game on the ROAD!
Spencer Jones dropped that on purpose , fucking minor leaguer piece of shit.
Trey Gibson looks like such a mutt.
>scum shitter
well this game is over already
TORK BOMB4 RUN INNING
OHNONONONONO
lot of pasty white fat people in progressive field yesterday. maybe a correlation with it being bark at the park
S T A N K E E D O O ' E MSTANKEEDOO THEM!!!!
TORKBOMB
lmao
The Bronx diarrhea continues
>it's only the first inning
KEK the rangers really intentionally walked Gabriel Aries
>>156015596anon I don't know how to tell you this, but it's Cleveland
>Schittler is frontrunning Cy Young talks>has to face Skubal in a pitcher's duel>3 home runs in one inning
the defense cannot stop failing the starters
>>156015596No... no please...
>bullpen warming up>if jones just holds onto the ball the inning goes 1-2-3>he lets it flip out of his glove insteadIncredible job Schlittler
>>156015655we had to trade 3 key injuries for one win against Skubal. take the L and move on.
>>156015665he gave up 2 bombs without any input from the defense. and i don't care how much power he has, schlittler should not be giving up HR to a RHH .200 hitter like torkelson
ARE THE TIGERS DARE I SAY, BACK?
o kek O KEK
The bullpen is warming up in the second inning lmaoooo fuck the stankeedoos
yankees namefag continues to curse his team
>>156015736>o kek O KEKo kek?
Lol, lmao. My Os suck. Hahahaha
>>156015651could be worse
Holy shit white sox what are they on?
BIG DICK RICE
uh oh stinkees
>>156015812Wizardry
>it was hitlers perfect game
>>156015812Holiness
ben rice is back :)
>>156015731nah, bum ass bums have blown way too many gamesfucking *three* more wins over this hellhole season and /we/ might still be in it
>>156015770eventually some team was going to have to lose a series to the Sox on the roadenjoy the gaping
>>156015912>>156015912>>156015912New
can I get uhhh..... nu?
Who’s ready to fuck my stankee ass?!
>>156015883>1.96 ERAkek still below 2
>>156015764O KEK!
