mcgregor is simply not a draw
>>155978056mmm boy are you fat!
>>155978056Fuck Dana
>Heem got Heemed Paraguay>Then by MoroccoGrim
>>155978576KWAB
Wolf tickets you fucking marks
>>155978695What does that mean
October 26th
>>155978808Conor never had any intention to make the walk and Dana never even had a contract signed
/box/ mother fucking won... I cannot believe this!
>>155979053HEEEEEEEMMM
gane defeats usyk in any combat sport
I got one dude on my miind
Humble Highs.
heem will never die because we're dawlgs
>>155979040Walk for what
>>155979995Who and when win he fight again?
>>155980043he's fight sharabussy probably
they legitimately split the clouds to change the weather for ufc white house right in front of our eyes and it's just brushed off
>Conor is the same age Nick Diaz was when he fought Lawler>Spent the same amount of time offThis is going to be grim.
>>155980745It needed to be done
>>155980781wdym
/heem/sisters, we are so pathetic...
>>155980937
If your arm gets broken in an armbar is that a technical sub or a TKO? Isn't every technical submission like a TKO except you're in a hold? TKO just means you can't continue. I know what the difference is but to compound it you can also submit to strikes, you can submit verbally, you don't even have to tap. And you don't have to be in a hold to submit. You can submit by tapping the ground or just giving up and saying you quit. But how is that different from a TKO? Like losing by turning your back and walking off because you can't take anymore? Should all submissions fall under TKO because it's a broader banner?
*drops you with a power jab*
*drops you with a cock slap*
>>155980937as much as we love ari here, i think we should just admit that soccer fans are bigger goy piggies than us...
you faggots better not be watching soccerball right now
>>155981396what if a fighter breaks his opponent arm with a kimura right as the round ends, the ref doesn't stop the fight, but the doctor does in beween rounds. Do you get a TKO (doctor stoppage) by way of kimura.
Gooby's pencil shin will snap as soon as he throws the first leg kick
Cooking with Volk is so successful that he could possibly retire now and become a full time Youtuber. Many fighters don't have any post fighting career prospects so this is great news for him.
HE WANTED TO TRY HIS MEAT!
she took le kids justin
>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!SOON
Just him Gay Chee
Who was that?Oh it was just him gay chee
*stalks the prey*
Katie Price Forever
>>155982823
>>155982823that is indeed bad my nigga
gooby is gonna look like a fish out of water. there's no way he's still sharp.
>>155982938this >>155980781 is what put things into perspective for meI am expecting him to look bad
>>155982938Did you not see him stretching in the park?
>>155982938He is gonna hit max with a big shot and that's gonna be it
>>155983132Let's go paddy pimblet
>>155983087Conor doesn't hit hard. He could only heem little midgets that he had a reach advantage on who ran face first onto his punches.
>>155983174Ok
>>155980275Abus called him out and he can travel. Easy fight For Jizzy if he simply runs away until he gets tired. Not saying Abus is a drawlr but surely Izzy knows he can only fight Shara in Abu Schaubi and they will give Shara the win no matter what happens. Seems like PooFC is content keeping Shara a side show for the Arabs and aren't ever gonna give him a title shot even if he gets a win streak over a bunch of strikers
>>155983174Unfortunately not trve. Poorier said Conor hits hard and thats why he went to wrestling. And this was after he retired and he still hates Goob. Seems Max is pillowfisted as ever when we consider he beat a drunken one-foot-out-the-door Poorier and Garth was short notice, choking on his blood from a fluke accidental nose break (not intended to land on the head) and it was in a in-the-pocket windmill exchange (so not a true heem)Lets not forget max is also a paedo cuck who's "wife" gets fucked by fat hawaiians on the daily.
>>155983530Merab is so based
If fiziev the first example of the effects of entering the Gaethje Era?
>>155981396It’s technical submission. I mean it’s happened many times no need to speculate
>>155983674Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>155983548he isn't
Merab worked hard to achieve the American dream of wonking the fuck out and hanging out with pornstars
>>155983379ey it is what it is bratha
>>155983849Are you Max Holloway?
>>155983439Abus isn't main event worthy. Maybe they give him Ateba Gautier.
>>155983947>Abus isn't main event worthyneither is pissy
i'm the humblest guy itt
>>155984024What about the other thread?
bruh we got bjork posting here
>>155978056Do a tug Ireland vs DagestanKhabib vs McGregorIt’ll be a quick cash grab for Dana
Gane gave this doo CTE
Gane revved Poatan
>>155984165thats not how it works
CTECiryl Tai Ethyn
>>155984165who cares If he's going back to be an alcoholic anyways
>>155978056They say /heem/ is washed...but /box/ is a crusty sock under the bed!
why are all women whores. god fucking damn this hell.
>>155984441Sorry b I couldn't resist
It gon bix nood mupfuggah
Eye poke bullshit sport, I solved gay ass MMA, just jab your fingers into the other guy's eyes as hard as you possibly can and no ref will ever call it. Foul the living shit out of that guy.
FREE CLOZAPIG
>>155984563That only works if you have momentum. If you're some prelims bum you're getting a point taken.
>>155984563
What happened to those mentally ill homosexuals who kept talking about pigs having gay sex with each other or whatever? Man, you guys really suck ass as a general for allowing that for so long lol
>>155984612MMA?
>>155984612They're watching soccer (brown)!
>What happened to those mentally ill homosexuals who kept talking about pigs having gay sex with each other or whatever? Man, you guys really suck ass as a general for allowing that for so long lolThis lil oinkin pigga is having a hankering for a Spaddy BBC spitshine!
>>155984612It's over. What could possibly be funnier than Poatan showing up to the fight looking like a literal bloated fat pig with a huge BBL ass and then getting KTFO and sensually caressed by Gane. Nothing will ever top that.
what's the deal with the canadian and his pig fucking obsession
This is a doo who was completely lost in the sauce. Hubris out the wazoo, blinded by his bbl
The Reality of Justin Gaethje
Iliabros... We were embarrassed in front of our wife......
Dustin's pissing me off with his "woe is me I have le no identity without fighting" bullshit. Be a father you fucking pussy. That's your purpose.
>>155983908No (I have a huge 6.5 inch penis)
Alex went a long way never making big statements and just saying "Chama" into the mic. His loss to Gane was bad but the real problem is his post fight statements. If he had just posted a picture of him with his family captioned chama he'd have regained all that lost aura, as the zoomies say.
>>155985091He's too busy eating bbq with glover and shagging nina drama
>>155984910we'll come back from this stronger
>>155985110Abject suffering.
y'all gotta start showing more respect to the fighters. they put their lives on the line to entertain us.
>>155985188Just creampied Jon Jones
Dana White pocket pussy
>>155984823Schizophrenia I fear
>>155985188okay name ten fighters you've thanked
>>155985444Justin Gaethje counts for ten
>>155985188faggots will say this and then still get upset at comments by mma fighters they dislike
Justin Gaethje counts to ten (unsuccessful)
the mac is blacked (by jerome)
>>155979995That's one zesty buck
>sticks fingers in your mouth
>>155983174>Conor doesn't hit hard.You're a fucking retard. Conor absolutely hit hard. I don't know if still does, but historically, he had welterweight tier power at featherweight.
>>155985468They don't call him the counter puncher for nothin
>>155984555He already has a neck tattoo, you didn't have to use Photoshop or AI to make him black.
There's a reason they call him Dustin "The Deepthroat" Poirier, that's all I'll say
It's gonna be good my nigga
11 days
>>155985765He TKO'd some 5'6 manlets and weight drained Dustbin. Woahhh. Conor himself will tell you he was never a power puncher. He was always a sniper that simply landed accurate shots on smaller guys. Compare to Ilia who was taking 155 fights on short notice and slumping niggas out cold.
can we follow them now?
Current Gane is the GOAT.
Dustin Poirier is a fuckin G man
blessed
Stand up comedians are 10x more brave than MMA fighters
>>155986514and brendan schaub is the bravest of them all
I'm a sit down comedian
bring back the "new" gloves
bring back mike goldberg
>>155986740
everyone was calling him goythje and then 24 hours later they were his biggest fans. low T/low IQ fanbase.
Topuria.Ferguson.Penn.Tuivasa.
Justin can only win in Micky mouse settings Ilia beats his ass down at the garden
Bratha put him Ankalaev
I'm sorry it had to be you Max
You're blessed to be fighting me! Get outside and look at the mewn ye?
>>155986932That's how the sport has always been
do they call him bones because he bones dudes?
I piss excellence
>>155978340Whadiyasay?
Topuria gifted gooby the blueprint
Conor in his prime couldn't heem prepubescent Max. Topturo hapsmacked him dead.
>Conor fight week >Heem dead
>>155988340RETARD ALERTRETARD ALERT
>>155988340heem ain't the same without findaddy
it's not just /heem/every board is dying a slow gay death
Tactical factual insertion drop:Poirier staged his crashout for publicity
>>155988340Gooby is fighting the week after this.
>>155988556It's called "next week" you uneducated buffoon
Y'all fall for more work than polish plumbers
>>155988608Y'all fall? That fucking rhymes man
>mfw anything but goob getting flatlined is gonna result in him fighting Garth for the belt.
>>155988632look at him. begging for attention from some roastie foid. god he's pathetic.
>>155988675Web shooter
>>155988734bro goals AF
>>155988675Conor is never going to drop to 155
What's up? Buncha hoes.
dricBEAST doesn't lose to blacks
pissreal dograpesanya is on a 4 fight losing streak
>>155988675Imagine if goobert somehow miraculously works up to Islam and beats him.I know it's impossible but just imagine the cazzy melties.
still my boy,.got 7 fights left on his contract he knows "UFC fans" don't want to see a technical chess match of leg kicks and distance measuring high kicks so he's re-inveting himself to be a strike only heemer, ended up getting joe pyfer to panic wrestle like a baitch
>i am forgottenRememember when Khamzat was saying he would fight anybody including Brock LesnarNow nobody cares about him anymore, all he wants is a rematchIs his career over?
>>155989000They're gonna make him fight Costa so he might as well be dead.
>>155988855All part of the character arc. Izzy's about to level up.
costa heeming ratlip followed by heeming pooatan for the interim is the logical conclusion to mma
We still buck.
>>155989000GSP had to go on a generational run to rehabilitate his image after the Serra loss. If Kumquat can do likewise he'll be fine.
gonna be hilarious when ilia thinks he can go get his 145 belt back and gets violently gaped by jean silva
People forget Bryce is on a generational run at 135lbs
>>155983788retard
bryce vs figgy and paulo vs kumshot will be my white house main events
Harry Hardwick is no longer wired shut. Expect fireworks.
>>155989255Saint-Pierre defended his title like 9 times in six years and a half Cumsplat has fought five times on the last four years or so.
>>155989474We don't sign our posts here.
C H I L L S
Looks like the gane posting worked
>>155988675And that's a good thing!
Is Sushi exclusive to japs and white chicks like Judo?
>>155989890Who's this white chick Judo you speak of?
>>155989890No, kron gracie has a roll named after him, "the kron roll" and he is cool as fuck
>>155989994let me guess: avocado, mango, albacore
>>155989994I wanna try his meat
Clearly if Conor somehow beats Max the next fight is Gaethje. Do you think UFC would see more interest in giving him a title fight against Islam or did they already account for what would make more money before even signing him on? I don't believe UFC is fake but a soft fix because of booking, etc.
Not one of you will post proof of you betting real money on Conor
>california roll topped with scallopslamer than my guess desu
>>155988675>Whittaker making his light heavyweight ht debut in the prelimsWhat went wrong? It wasn't so long ago he was main eventing was headlining with Izzy.
conor cannot make 155 you dicklipped fuckhead kill yourself dumbass
>>155990153gayna hates him
>>155978056Who is?Ufc is boring afThere are no super fights anymoreIlia got exposedKhamzoot got manhandledPereira knocked outBesides paddy and tom becoming champs there is nothing else to see
Wow, did Poatan get dropped by a jab?
>>155988675Is that bobby knuckles?
My algorithm ain't right
for some reason retards think conor is heckin yuge because he did a cycle in 2022. currently he looks pretty much the same size as when he fought dustin.
>>155990105I'm betting 2000 on conor
>>155989994G in Gi?
>>155988340It's not 2016 anymore and this guy is beyond washed
Gaethje that fought Ilia would embarrass prime Khabib
>>155990657He wouldn't
nigga said and tom like anyone gives a fuck about tomala beyond anyone heeming ganetty
>>155990657for sure the guy that spent the whole fight on the back foot would beat the guy who specializes in chain wrestling against the cage.
>>155990761yeah he would use the same plan for Khabib. Sure bud
>>155990798why the fuck do you think he beat ilia if not his gameplan? you think he hit his physical prime at 37?
I run /heem/
btw im trans in case anyone was wondering
>>155990959US Supreme Court just heemed trans athletes
>>155990959Well that would certainly explain Schaubkat's inactivity
Listen, Khabib is done
Khabib? Done
heard khabib retired because he got aids
>>155990959Keep your head up Shavkat
Kebab? 15 minutes one quarter (only swedes will get that one)
Kahbit? Yeah o
>>155991347>>155991413>>155991466>>155991514All me (I'm gay and suck dick 50x every day)
>>155984563He's already been talking about retiring before all this, for his mazza. He's already a late stage brazza. There's no run left only a few big fights
cancel herb dean
Van - BasedYan - Mid-basedVolkanovski - CringeGaethje - EvilMakhachev - Ultra CringeStrickland - GigabasedUlberg - CringeGane - EvilAspinall - Cringekino
>>155992024Gaethje isn't evil
>>155992024Strickland is cringe
All evil pales in the face of the House McGregor
>>155992061>he doesn't know
>>155987917Reggie Van Gleisson the third.. Mmmmmboy are you fat!
Whadda ya hear whadda ya say?
A Presidency of Progress
who revved xer
Mcgregor invented shoulder strikes
>enters thread
Frick you Khabib
If I was a fighter and the referee tried to warn me, I’d give him the middle finger
>>155992097
>>155993214zero drip
>go up to heavyweight to test your chin>get knocked out by a jab
>>155993447Turn on your monitor
guys I think Gane gave Pooptan way too much CTE
>>155978056New MMA Joey video droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaQkXUAiFpA
>>155993696Not much compared to KWABturo
>>155993765apturo is ded
i’ve seen enough. heavyweight jamawl KOs alex standing
>>155992097Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like /heem/ approval. They can't be based, cringe, heemers, or classified with a certain sexual orientation. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
*heems you*
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGY1J9XTXuwpaddy has nothing for bsd
>>155979995But he did heem Alex after this so it evens out.
>>155988375what have i missed
i, for one, can't fucking wait for ddp to fucking kill poosman
>>155994851ain’t killed a motherfucker yet
The only time I saw a clip of MMA joey, I was on a bad comedown and he was shaking with tears talking about khamzat being the goat. Made me want to kill myself
reminder next week conor is getting RAPED
>>155995025why do you call your aspinhole conor
ummmmm where's guru????
guru was just at the trilateral commission with myself nina drama fightfairy sefo and other important figures in the digital mma space we have some big plans for you beastly peachesbig plans
What I do to every hear.
i am pretty sure big cloz is banned b
>>155995113He disrespected Gane. He suffered the consequences. Let's leave it at that.
Mom says it's my turn to be Parker Porter
benoit versus justin will be fun
>>155995693this ain't spiderman kid this is the fight business it's what we do here who has the next question
is finland a good guy trying to be bad?ora bad guy trying to be good?
Max Holloway said he was scared to wear a wrestling singlet in high school
jon jones is a gay guy trying to be straight
my balls are trying your forehead
why does it feel so good, so good to be bad? doing what i want boy, why does it make you so mad?
CLOZZY LOVES THE BLACKSLOVES THE BLACKSCLOZZY LOVES THE BLAAAAAAACKSNIGNIGNIGNIGNIGNIGNIGNIGNIGGERRRRRRRRRRR
first for FAT
have some self control you come across like a yapping terrier and it can't have been that dire
>>155996284mathmatickle post bruder
what are the odds that josh hokit browses /heem/?
>>155992546You're crowding me
the nignog word makes cwozzy sad :(
>>155996401I think you'd be surprised
>>155996401>>155996511are josh was also at the commission with myself guru sefo and the skirtsbig things
there’s something schaubian about hokit
>>155996511upper decker DIP you goof
>>155996778dicey dicey
>>155996806Are there more americans speculating about what Ilia might hide in his upper lip than I had originally expected?
A schaubian dilemma
>>155991560Nice try but you aint foolin anybody
JRE MMA Show #180 with Daniel Rodriguez
/box/ won
Schaub in the Till
>>155983530>>155983548love this little feller
It's goon bait my nigga
backflipping into my official OCTAGON captain's bed and breaking my nose by accident
>>155997898please stop posting nsfw stuff here
>>155997898Hard Candy was one of my favorite kinos. How can I rewatch it knowing qt Ellen Page became a disgusting tranny freak?
>>155997898>>155997541elliot page vs joe roganpride rules
>>155998229this but the movie where she's pregnant and schillinger is her dad saw it one time don't remember much but wanted to heem her at the time
imagine vern as your dad/father in law would be so based
>>155997898joshua tran ufc debut imminent
>>155998647Sad post
>>155998837care to extrapolate
>>155999171Sure *bangs you in the fucking ass*
>>155999266your going to have to buy me an drink first sailor
my mom's getting dementia pretty bad and her promos are taking on a steiner-esque quality lately
I'm going to download your data
>>155999814t. fatass with a -158.33 % chance of winning at Sackerfice
Fuck /heem/
Jewstin Goonthje
>>156000677Ok this is fire
>>156000486no meme arrow so that's you
fagnor just pulled out
>>156000923Ohhhhh
>>156000939Pulled out of dee? Yeah
Pulled out of me? Yeah
>>156000923I'm walking around at 180 and my chances of winning at Sackerfice do be kinda low. Is TNA still a thing?
saturday night we are going to find out
the truth is coming to light
>>156001487Cheating is literally part of the sport
>>156001325it is but it exists in some phantom zone Im not even sure what station its on or if its on a station at all
>>156001521some say the best part>kicks you in the balls>pretends to be sorry immediately
WWE is for losers
>>156001569who is this vixen
Only way Justin could have beat Topuria was by cheating
what ilia gotta do is put even harder rocks in his gloves
Ilia gotta put even harder cocks in his ass
>>155978056JONNN JONNNNESSSSBOILETTSS GETT REDDYY FORR SUCCCCCCINNNNNNNNN
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
strickland vs eblen would be some real horseshit
if you think the concrete in gache's glvoes was bad wait until you find out about the concreteIN HIS HEAD
Strickland vs MVP would be piss
beer daddy pump quickcrete into toddler gache's head and create a superhumen.
>The Phantom"Ooo, woow"
>>155988675Gooby isn't making 155 again, he's fighting Islam next.
sighsean is tweeting about trans ppl again
What is the dream fight you'd pay to watch? Active fighters only
>>156002533Based
>>155996057The youngest brother of any black family is bisexual at an absolute minimum.
>>155989102Zesty
>>156002578grant dawson vs jared gordon
>>156002665he should stop hanging around with that gypsy
>>156002665Ilia got beat down so bad he's been reduced to eating at Burger King in Miami GRIM
Are you a good guy trying to be bad, or a bad guy trying to be good?
I'm a hap that's trying to be ace
The day Conor loses is the day Michael Chandler finally gets to nut in his wife (it'll never happen)
Your cope for when gooby flatlines max "Not blessed" holloway in r1?
he called me a broken faggot freak with a beer in his hand
>>155997898atomweight motherfucker
>>156003610wont be coping I'll be celebrating playing a rousing game of Tumble Bums with the euro posters
gangtalking? what's the news on that?
Dudes level of delusion is unsettling. His first response to the Ruffy loss was that he is kinda undefeated because he still lives and now he is flexing his weight and Idk what any of this means. Dude kinda terrifying
>Your cope for when gooby fla-*ACK*
I presume every ganeposter is in a chastity cage.
OHHHHH SWEDEN TAGGED HIM
>>156003930this is a harmful stereotype
>>156003930and tell me what’s wrong exactly with sublimating sexual desire?
I'm a 2022 mma fan and only started watching because I joined a gym. Didn't expect mcgregor to be so colorful and charismatic. Yeah he's not that much smarter than the avg ufc guy bu tthe eloquence is astounding-- ufc guys are boring dullards with no wit. THey just repeat the same shit
>>156003786what the fuck he needs to be in a padded room and his children incinerated
>>156004390>2022 mma fan
I hope Gane travels to Brazil and finishes Alex' sorry ass with hammerfists to the back of his head while he squeals chama chama harb deen yu coward
>stalks the gay
>>156004390he's no Tito
there's only one tito, and only one tito's cantina
I EATYI SLEEPYI TRAINY
>>155990153>>155990182If it all goes wrong, not many will see it and he can go back to 185 for one more retirement fight. Probably headline an Australia fight night against Cow Braow.
>>156003786He's got one dude on his miiiiind
https://youtu.be/ukg_y1mryRo
>>155990155You're retarded. He's smaller than he's ever been. Arman would mog him at fight weight compared to what Conor is even right now. Max is going to look bigger all around.Can't believe everyone still clings to that one photoshopped Canor pic from years ago, where he's a brick house freak. Even when the guy streamed himself shopping it. Every outlet still uses that pic to say he's gonna be huge when he's about as big as he was against Diaz.
I think Conor is going pound him with his superior striking and cock
>>156006788i think maxs small efficient clitty will win the day. sattaday nite we fine out
Conor's objectively got a better meng than Max, I mean that's just straight facts
Take notes UFC
>>156007213it’s not fair to compare conors full staff erection (with a pump from lifting weights) to maxs shriveled weight cut stage fright flaccidity
Conor's penis is big while Max, well Max has a very small penis.Food for thought,
having an big penis is an impediment in fighting
>>156007438Never thought of it that way. Bet conor starches Max on account of having a more impressive dong than him
>>156007619makes it harder to cut weight
We'd never know what Max was packing if not for Justin Gaethje, just remember that
>>156008018Speak for yourself
>>156008018was this maxs hidden motivation for unleashing his hitherto unseen heeming power on justin
>Fighters the sport would be better off if they retired?>WhittakerHe's taking up space at 205 and he doesnt fight often enough even if he did well. But genuinely brings much needed life to the desk jobs during post-shows and the weigh-in show. Would also be good on commentary one day if Bisping (hopefully) dies.>Alex PereiraHe simply can't hang at heavyweight. Spivak would probably heem him ngl, as hard as that is to admit. If Ulberg wasnt there (who would flatline Alex), he might have been able to pull a Volk and get back on top.>Fighters that you think should retire but shouldnt actually retire>Jamahal HillWhen he gets heemed it's pretty kino and him getting heemed by heavyweights sounds pretty entertaining. Plus if he were to fluke win, I would get a cortisol spike just from the thought of the reddit seethe he would generate.>Michael Chandler Would still like to see him laid out stiff and lifeless from a brutal heem.
ganezilla
when good things happen to good people: the life of ciryl gane
I am young black and rich
>>156009172hap?
>>156007357Sorry, McDaddy is just huge unlike the Hawaiian Clit.
i lost all respect for pereira when he tried to use the dangerous hard area at the back of his head to injure gane's elbow
Pondering whether a hapsplosion or acesplosion is more dangerous
>>156009501chandler hasn’t won a fight since he bought ace so the answer seems apparent
>>156003786He always posts about getting fat after fights. It's gross to look at but not sure about DELUSIONAL™
>>156009717He puts the HGH back in HGH riddled freak
dana does it again! this is going to be epic!
>>156001487The paddy one should have been an immediate DQ loss
>my long term goals? >im glad you ask>id like to see michael chandlers sons incarcerated
>>156007310Baumgartner moggs her happily I smile
Chandler keeping the trans-atlantic alive singlehandedly.
>>156009717>he’s just like le me fat deformed slob faggot cuck just like him
it's entirely possible garth has a small meng too
anyone else see that cringey video conor just posted on x?
>>156009717But it's some weird "I might be 5 feet tall but I walkaround heavy" kinda cope instead of something self ironic.
Twisted Gane vs Galaxy Aspinall next
BJ "BJ" Pen
Min "Cursed" Smalloway
Maxine Smalloway
>>156010782in greek times he would have been regarded as a wise thinker
skullfucking tom aspinalls galactic throat and facializing him, respectfully
Frankie Edgar
one. more. sleep.
>>156010339nah greek classics have dictated that retards have big mengs.
throats don't have skulls nigga
>>156011002Your meng must be gargantuan (that's an own)
look out for a kid named damian penis
>>156011002>implying max isn't retarded
>>156011100thank you. bix nood btw>t. Ace
It's not the size of the meng in the fight, it's the size of the meng in the dog.
>>156011002If that were true than how the hell does Conor have such a huge dong?
I've got a dog inside of me
>>156011404izzy has a peach on em
islam is getting heemed
>>156011446lifting weights.
>>156011575By Ian M.G? Yeah I could see it
>>156011274You need help
>>156011749yeah. in your dreams.
Max Hollow always wins against people with bigger penises; conversely, he loses to people with smaller penises than himself.
Izzy is essentially white woman stuck in the body of a big black nigga
>>156011905What the hell then why'd you post that Islam is getting heemed?
ian GODry? ian GODry will lose (the battle (but win the war))
>>156011994garry will step aside and let conor have the islam fight.
Pounding stray dogs in the ass with Volk
>>156010112Germany's own? Yeah we don't sexualize her
>>156012187Then why'd you include a picture of Ian Machado Garry?
>>156012387alright jokes aside volk doesn’t do that kind of stuff
>>156012430he plays an instrumental role in the downfall of islam. more will be revealed soon.
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>>156012601Alright I'll wait
>>156012651well for one volk's a really cool dude. I met him once.
>you what? you’re gonna tittyfuck me and shoot ropes on my tongue? alright get the fuck outta my office hey who let this kid in hereSOON
>>156010267Turn it on
>>156013028ohhh unbelievable
>>156013028Just how good is Peeson Abunchof Guysry
>>156013028Uros medic is about to find out
man what would your mother think if she saw some of the things you're typing
>>156013028Drod is essentially a tattooed Islam. Brazzabros ought to be worried.
>>156013150she’d say some shit like “this is as real as it gets”
>>156013028Ok, you convinced me, Ian will beat Islam
>>156013253oh shit never thought about it like that the tattoos are a buff too as they make him appear more scary and menacing
I wasn't sure but after seeing that clip of Ian headkicking the shit outta that guy I think Islam is in real trouble
Hey chud, Max Holloway got a perfectly normal sized penis.
ian mercado garry hasn’t been the same guy since he got that repulsive lesion removed from his lip
>>156010850It is what it is
>>156013456Yeah...or not. It's not like we have video evidence or anything
Tawlmbout about Messi, Mgappe and Niedermayer from premeer league?
>>156013456Some would say he's handsomely above average. Bordering on enormous. Not me though
I think Islam will have to fight to win against IMG
Max's wife loves his small penis chud.
>>156013821We don't know that
>>156013809Instituto Mexicano de Gastronomía?
Bro, Gane would destroy Islam
The penis is not small! That's what normal penises look like! You ignorant fools.
>>155988880imagine this being your daydreamabsolute chud
>>156013994actually gane recognizes sufism as the quintessential esoteric core of the primoridal tradition underlying all authentic religions
>>156013937No that would be impossible for him
>>156014072Churned that chud.
>>155988880impossible? it was the first thing that came to my mind when Conor flatlined Holloway
Hey we can dream all we want but the reality is that Islam will have to fight to win against Ian Machado Garry
Islam needs to either win more rounds or finish Ian Garry before time runs out to win this fight.
>>156014325and all garry has to do is fight to not lose
Be respectful. His name is Bitchslam Makavshit
>>155988675We, oldfag stans of the ufc are so frigging back.McGregor 2026, mcgregor 2027 and guess fucking what, mcgregor 2028 baby!
>>156014204Perhaps.
>>156014424All IMG has to do is to step into that octagon
Layla Anna-Lee Ada Machado Buckley Makhacheva Garry
Listen, Ian Garry is tall and Islam is short so you have to sort of judge a book by its cover here
Ian garry loss via premature Cumming on the cuck chair.
>>156014800It’s not about the size of the dog in the fight, but about the size of the fight in the dog.
Here is the thing Islam is kinda short for the division while Ian Machado Garry is kinda tall so you have to look at it from that perspective
>We, oldfag stans of the ufc are so frigging back.>[brown subhuman space]>McGregor 2026, mcgregor 2027 and guess fucking what, mcgregor 2028 baby!
>>156014889No it's not, there are no dogs in this fight
Islam vs Ian or Makhachev vs Machado?Which one sounds better?
>There is no official or documented data regarding the penis length of UFC fighters, as these personal anatomical measurements are never tracked, recorded, or released by the organization.For general context on male human anatomy, medical research and studies indicate that the average global erect penis size is approximately 5.1 to 5.5 inches (13 to 14 centimeters). MMA athletes are subjected to extensive medical and physiological testing before and after their bouts—including physicals and drug testing by agencies like the United States Anti-Doping Agency (USADA)—but these rigorous evaluations measure things like hormone levels, blood pressure, neurological health, and weight, rather than genital dimensions.Because fighters are divided strictly into regulated weight classes that rely on total body mass and lean muscle, height and reach are the primary physical measurements published in official fighter profiles. Information regarding the genitalia of professional fighters is treated strictly as a personal, private matter, and there is no verified public information about any athlete's private anatomy.
>peahead when Conor wins the LW belt again
>>156015144Must be a video glitch or something, isn't he supposed to have a penis there?
Let's drop the penis talkLet's discuss real shit
just so you know. it's not a good idea to piss me off.
>>156014608that’s all? i’m worried about the possibility of garrys victory being so foregone that he doesn’t even bother to step into the octagon in a tortoise and the hare type scenario
conor “the notoriously long penis” mcgregor
>>156015144
mcgregor is like 45.who cares time has passed him by, no one knows him now.
>>156015261Why not?
>>156015144bruh *slaps hand on forehead* damn bruh
they changed the weather to make ufc white house happen and you think they wouldn't slip something into ilia's wine?
>>156015386Max is like 60 in cognitive years
>>156015538What do you mean?
>>156015611He said they changed the weather you don't think they'd slip something into topuria's wine?
>>156015660What did he mean by that?
Spiritual survival?
THE MMA GURU@THATBOYMMAGURU.7mI have decided to retire young.Thanks for the cheese.Catch ya's later.
>>156015675Hey, question. What if Islam Makhachev got heemed by a bunch horchata selling mexican street vendors?
>>156015673dana cummed inside ilia's wine
Those whom the gods love die young. Rip Ilia Topuria. You will be missed.
>>156015873Yeah I'd consider that rigging
>>156015895Hey, question. What if Ilia was mexican and tanked that shit?
>>156015924doesn’t matter ilia still lost even with performance enhancing dana seed
>>156015833He’s now enjoying himself in KGB paradise along with Abdulmanap, Abu Bakr and Zabit. #restinpower
>>156015895Clobbered that idiot
>>156015971Wow that is beautiful
>>156015955Dana seed is probably not performance enhancing but I wouldnt know you'll have to ask Khamzat
Hey, mexico, another question. Where is Yair?
Hey, mexico, follow up question to that other question. Who is Yair?
>>156016071why don’t you ask him he’s from your country so you guys probably know each other
>>156016112Some things are better left unsaid, b.
>>156016184Dana White? No, he's from America so I don't really know him
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>>156016214you know that’s not what i meant
>>156016208Fair
It's gonna be sad my nigga
>>156016277>>156016277>>156016277>>156016277>>156016277Nuevo
>>156013421headkick heems are not an indicator of skill or power. Unfortunately, they aren't real heems. Islam's domination of Volk 4 rounds to 1 in the first fight was far more impressive than when he KOd him. Islam simply has near infinite ways of finishing the fight, not counting the limitless amount of ways he can dominate by decision.
>>156016264Alright then
