How do you stop him?
>>155999070White defenders
>>155999070He leads with his head so a fully cocked elbow ought to be enough
Brazil will stop this ogre
>>155999906nuh uh they don't have the Hulk anymore
>>155999858that neanderthal ass head would probably fracture a normal person's elbow
you don't
You can't
>>155999070Simply don't ball watch
>>155999070Imagine this guy tackling Neymar
>>155999070we cant, we literally cant
I'll throw my wife onto his cock, that oughta stop the ogre.
>>156000050I’m not a normal person and you don’t want to connect with the top of his head because that’s stupid. Feel your own head a bit, whatever’s soft that’s where you want to get him, knock him out
>>155999070force feed him american food
>>155999070give him mälk
>scared shitless of the kinder buenoWe don't : )
>>155999070Alfred the Great
>>155999070monkey vs ogrecan't wait for the memes
>>155999070El troll del Fjord
>>155999070theres only one way
>>155999070Neymar will take him out with a body check tackle
>>155999070Tell him Systembolaget at Svinesund having alcoholic brunost.
>>156000504From what I've seen from his videos, he seems to be enjoying our American goyslop
>>155999070The best minds are still trying to solve that question
>>156000457his skull is that of a neanderthal, using your own as guide is meaningless
>>156000763and it's goku black
You simply never go over the bridge he lives under
>>156000457>I’m not a normal person
>>155999070get him from under the bridge
>>156001262Norway imported 6 million tonnes of food to avoid goyslop poisoning
>>156000457>I’m not a normal personLook out guys we got a badass over here
Big Dan Burn absolutely pocketed him.
Gabriel will pocket him like usual
>>155999070You drible him and make him hit the post/bar with his face.
i think the current meta in EPL is to ignore him and let him do his thing until he is bored/scored enough
Play like a man and go straight for his knee old Libertadores style
How come nobody applies hack-a-shaq tactics against this simian?
>>156002140Look at how that gook piggie squeals at the sight of a white man
>>156000612Jante's law sissy
>>156002140>Prease no, criff booth
>>156003225kek that's exactly how it was - Haaland thought he was the big swinging dick but BDB just threw him against the wall.
>>156002140he's a big guy
>>156002140there is no way their listed weights and heights are accurate
>>155999070Just be a respectable team and he won't even show up and play
>>155999070Gabriel does pretty well against him.
>>156002140Didn't know usyk played soccer :0
>>155999070distract albino monke with albino banan
>>155999070Is football the sport with the widest variety of freak star players? feels like every great player has a completely different physique and style.
>>156005790he does look like a British Usyk kek
>>155999070take advantage of your long lower legs
>>156006388honestly, he's compared to a neanderthal but he's probably more of a cro-magnon
>>155999070He's gonna job so hard to France it's not even going to be funny.
>>156002008kekbased knowledgeable about history
>>155999070Teenage Mutant ninja turtle is gonna stop him like they did on group stage
>>155999070this albino ape will cry next sunday
>>155999070https://youtu.be/UKmd2jFSXO8?t=94The last thing vinicius hears when he starts sprinting towards him at 60 kph
>>156005532think Haaland is half on the ground there but Burn is huge, I've seen him around a couple of times.
>>155999070This is what Trønder hunter gatherers looked like in 7000 BC.
>>156002008KekTo be fair, that is how it ended the last time we decided to RO
>>156002140Yeah I can see thatPocketed him so well he got crushed in an aerial duel and conceded a goal
