>spends 80 minutes doing nothing>*taps*>OOOOOOOO MAGESTERIAL >HE TRULY IS ONE OF A KIND >WE ARE WITNESSING HISTORY IN THE MAKING >YOU WON'T SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN really makes you think...
>female commentator says he's irresistible What did she mean by this?
>>155999102>haaland scores>chicano manlet seethesmany such casesREMINDED
>>155999102Damn, why does it upset you so much that a footballer scores a goal?Is it a race thing? Are you black?
>>155999102This guy is a british by the way
>>155999177Women love him all over twitter and tiktok for some reason, I thought he was ugly but I guess not
>>156000505he has a sort of animal charm in him
>>156000505bro... he is a giantwomen love giants
>>155999102yeah he is nothing special
>>156000505He looks like an ape
>>155999102>The tall Gary LinekerKek
he pressed all game retard OP
>>156000505Women love ugly bastards.
>>155999177he looks like a monster ntr boss
>>155999102Its almost like good positioning is a central part of the game.
>>156000505Ogremaxxed
>>155999102Get fucked burgerhomo. 60 goals in 53 games for super buu.
>>156000505he has long hair and is tall, that's it
OP is mad as hell for some reason
>>155999102he doesn't play like a world class player at all, his games are almost certainly fixed and his inability to act and general Scandinavian honesty give it away unlike Missi who's a great actor
>>155999102lol
>>155999102why is he so highly regarded when og inzaghi was mocked for the very same thing?
>>156000505lmao if you're not tall
>>156000505Women are way more attracted to status and accomplishment than most other things. Some studies propose women are barely attracted to male features at all
That's unfair he defended a few corners.
>>156003461Wtf did Inzaghi ever do, he's was just a name with talent all around him. Fraud
>>156000505Woman loves BBC and he looks like an white nigger.
>>156003461
>>156003461.
>>156000762I knew a girl who went to see the Planet of the Apes movie and thought Caesar the Chimpanzee was hot.It is over.
>>1560005056'5 men live life on tutorial difficulty.
>>156000505only brown manlets say he's ugly, to cope
if you look at Haaland you don't see the gameif you look at Berg, you see a thousand games
>>156000505Did nobody tell you that females are (fucking) retarded?
TOTAL SWEDISH DEATH
>>156000929Immobile scored 36 goals in one season in serie A, it's easy to score goals when the whole team just feeds you balls to tap in
>>155999177>fags discovering guys with authentic attitude are more hotter to girls than your average macho figure
>>156003527Incel copium
>>155999102first soccer game?
>>155999177women want to be dragged back to some neatherthaals cave and raped
>>156000505Check out what kind of "literature" women read, then you'll understand why they like him
>>155999102He's become very good this year, a much more complete footballer.Today he was back to being a tap-in merchant. Who knows why.
>>156010438He's shy at first so he's taking the comfy way and doing basic tap-ins, like a warm-up. Later he'll do his flying kicks and stuff, still comically bad outfield however.
