WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!
>>155999318MacKinnon is the KWABOTY
First for Finland
Flames
>>156000000>>155999999Soon
>>155999421I’m ready
>>155999403WITH FINNS YOU WIN :D
>>155999382>#81 Gritsyuk re-signs 3x$3.25m
I’m unsure how to rate the kitties
The Flames would bootyblast these teams
>>155999749maybe 2nd wildcard
>>155999382Grits are nasty. Give me fried chicken and waffles instead
>>155999823They’re making playoffs but I believe they’re no longer contenders. 2nd wildcard sounds too low
F L A M E SLAMES
He's coming home
the fortress was surged on
WAGMI
/hoc/ really runs this shit, btw
>>155999318Do you ever stop talking about this shit. No one gives a fuck that we lost on 3on3 flukely bullshit.
habs
>>156000004I’m in that image :)
>no one cared
>>156000000>>155999999My penguins (:
>>155999999even the kraken?
Milan lucic was hired as a scout by the buffalo sabres.
>>155999999nice get
>>156000138He gonna show them how to properly beat their wives?
>>155999999Checked
>>156000138Really?
Got a fucking connection error when trying to get the get ):
>>155999749stan lee favorites with goaltending ranked 18th apparently (rest of the roster is too strong)
>>155999668heh by solving this 180iq puzzle I broke this news before friedman and all the other insiders
>>156000281Is akira that good?
>>156000138This is why I don't understand why most NHL players are so fucking greedy. They have to squeeze every single penny they can out of every contract and have to play where they pay lesser taxes. Why? Doesn't matter who you are, if you're a former player you will always be employed by a hockey team where you get a full salary for doing literally anything.
>>156000281why are people goggling up this faggot's number shit? None of it is probably even accurate.
>>156000281this retard rates nurse btw
>>156000376Jacob fucking Markström certainly isn't bringing the average upalso here are the made up fancystats
>>156000281stats are for gay homo nerds
>>156000477I embrace analytics
>>156000477
>“We looked each other in the eye” | #CBJ coach Rick Bowness says he was blindsided by Zach Werenski’s decisiondisgusting behaviour but why should anyone expect differently considering the facts
>>156000470>Defense>1stIf this defense is the best in the league, the league is in an absolute state.
>>156000550What facts? I'm not going to r*ddit to try and decipher your gay post
>>156000723his nationality
>>156000470garnet hathaway another guy that would have been playing in the khl 5+ ago if the nhl didnt have 32 teams.
This is everything.
>>156000470Damn they are kinda stacked desu
I know this has been talked about into the ground so I will be brief.With Werenski leaving it felt awful at first (still feels pretty shitty) and while I am not happy with him leaving I understand why he wants to. It sucks but with his value maybe we can get some nice pieces and barely miss a step.With Marchenko I am heartbroken. His personality mixed with his on ice play had turned him into one of my favorite players. And he wants nothing to do with us. I genuinely feel grief over him leaving.Werenski is 'your favorite coworker got a new job' level of sad. Marchenko is 'breakup' level of sad.I know this is just my opinion and we have talked about this ad nauseum but I had to put it somewhere
>>156000470sens sweep them in 5
>>156000798Only 12?
isnt jacob markseive the guy that lost his job to dustin wolf?
>>156000670Three first pairing D plus selke level forwards like Barkov and Reinhart who finished 1-2 in voting a year ago(joke about Ekblad being carried by Forsling all you want but he did fine against the McMeme line in two cup finals)
>>156000877Yes then he got humiliated in the playoffs and lost a goalie fight.
>>156000798What did I tell you? they'd make this shit about race and include the 32 pick as they're main point of focus even though he will likely never play in the NHL.
I'm not trolling or starting a culture war or anything...but what is actually going on with Sidney Crosby? Has he ever been pictured with a woman? It's very strange.
>>156000757But Columbus is in the US.>>156000798Imagine being the black guy who's hired by NHL.com to write theses "Color of Hockey" articles 2-4 times per year, and get fucking paid for it.
>>156000934so is detroit
>>156000798lmao who drafted a samoan to play hockey? hahahahahahahaha
>>156000892I see one 1st pairing guy and three 2nd.
>>156000892seth jones is basically made of glass.
>>156000973Detroit is basically Canada now.
i wonder if shartstorm will be reinvigorated in florida
>>156001068the black people got turned to jeets?
I hate world cup shit bros
>>156001097Indians are our latinos they work hard and send the money back home.
>>156001097Same shit, different name.
>>156000993Forsling is a top 10 D in the league and Seth Jones plays 25 minutes a night and runs an elite PP1.
>>156000798No, Gary. You'll never convince a large portion of color people to care about hockey.
same bud different 1
>>156001139Good morning saar!
>>156001197What the hell do you know about me?
>>156001249BASTAERD BLOODY BITCH BENCHOD DO THE NEEDFUL
>>156000933Crosby is saving himself for marriage
>>155999318
>>156000933yes, he has a gf if you type in "sidney crosby girlfriend" you will get pictures
>Panthers are seriously expecting to win with the tandem of Markstrom-Schmid
sirs?
Who's gonna be the Devils starter now?
>>156001437He needs to marry and reproduce otherwise his baby batter will expire >:(
Besides Brodeur the Devils really had rough goaltending throughout their history
>>156001441lol
>>156001331Real mature brother
>>156001441Maybe Zito was tard wrangled by Sunny until this offseason
Hallo how are you I am under da water please help me
>>156000933He's just insane and doesn't give a fuck about anything except hockey. I know people who got an autograph from him while he was rollerskating in circles around Sewickley in the middle of summer because he couldn't think of anything better to be doing.
>>156001776 xD
>>156001850I know it upsets you that everyone is mocking how grown you are, Samir, but please get a thicker skin, you softpussy faggot.
>>156001959I was just laughing at the post
>>156001776Mitch Marner after the fortress got surged on
>>156001832He’s just like me fr fr
Why is florida the only team doing anything? Ate the other gms stoopid?
>>156002077carolina and anaheim made a big trade
>>156002122>its realHoly Based
In The Simpsons (Season 37, Episode 14), Marge Simpson roasted the Calgary Flames. When told someone became a minority owner of the team, Marge bluntly replied, "They haven't been good for years." This unexpected jab quickly went viral among hockey fans and local Calgary news outlets.
>>156001959I know it upsets you that no one is laughing.
a fucking sven!
>>156002409our leafs never shoulda traded him...
>>156002409Maybe they should have hired him before the draft
>>156002409Good. The nhl needs more euros as staff
>>156002125>big
canes trading nikishin to the rags for a roster player and picks?
Cam Robinson was in Buffalo for the draft and shared that a GM of a team told him "I'm screwed. There's no free agents anymore, and no one will waive their trade clause for us." Could be a lot of teams.
>>156002502Rempe isnt a roster player
>>156002508
> Not a surprise, but Mats Zuccarello is officially going to market Wednesday. The 38-year-old UFA is coming off back-to-back, 58-point seasons with the Wild while making $4.125 million.
>>15600252230 GP Rempe
>>156002880 mild come crumbling down. Gm of the year my ass.
>>156003170They always give the gm of the year and coach of the year to frauds.
It's called GM of the year not GM of the next year
>>156003236Yes because getting humiliated by the avs who got swept by a shit golden ass team is an accomplishment.
>>156003236But the wild sucked this year too
>>156003276The only awards that get handed out during the post season are the Wales, Campbell, Stanley, and KWABOTY
bud wontrb lost and is 47
>>156003422>they dont announce the hart, calder, cell key, etc during the playoffsretard
>>156003483Voting is done by the end of the season dumbfuck
Why do I bother arguing with absolute cretins
>>156003608Take a look in the mirror you might start to figure it out
>>156003515you said awarded not voted on, try learning english before you jump the border next time, jorge.
>>156003687i'd rather have frankie posting here than trb. and it's not even close
>>156003795It's no surprise that canadians love retards
>>156001437holy shit shes hotour boy banging a hottie guys >Kathy Leutner, the longtime partner of Sidney Crosby, was born on December 13, 1987. As of today, June 30, 2026, she is 38 years old. She will turn 39 later this year in December.SHES 40! THE BEST HOCKEY PLAYER IN THE WORLD HAS TO BANG ALLIGATOR PUSSY! ITS OVER FOR CANADA
>>156003895I love you too man
>>156003899Atleast you don't love winning the Stanley Cup
hey you guys wanna hear a funny joke?
Nick Kypreos says Brobovsky is headed to Toronto tomorrow.
>>156004111checkedalso, No
>>156003899kwab got that bitch
>>156004307ok :(
>>156004141Business or pleasure ?
are they dating now? :3
>>156004111yeah
>>156004141I hope Bob takes Toronto to the cleaners. His asking price in Florida was insane.
>>156004692Who
>>156005168Ivan Demidov & Jakub Dobes>>156004692engaged? =3
