crisp bake
wake up spackys
FUCK PIES
We should take a leaf out of soccer’s book and decide drawn games with Lou’s Handball
We should take a leaf out of soccer's book and fuck each other up the arse
Remind me which general had a google docs folder with hundreds of pics of pro players cocks?That’s right it was /gayfl/
played well v brisbane, shame about everyone elsebig game chadnow
>>156008997>babababab bong pedo wogball posting>old mate nrl player accidentally doing gay porn >thailand Jeffrey wogball, nrl and bong posters btfo
>>156003184Is this a real game?
>>156009502>germanyi see no error in the headline
Is this thread on autosage?
>>156008997says the nation that worships messi and ronaldo kek, two gay manlet faggots
who up assistanceing dey package?
>finally get to a week with no byes>clashes on Friday night and Saturday afternoon>no 1pm game on Sunday, two matches clashHow are the people running this shit so fucking incompetent?
>>156012034they're loading up on primetime slots with interstate matches to compete with nrl. pathetic.
>>156012034yeah i noticed that toohonestly just go back to playing every game at 1pm local time
brisbane must have good internal culture when you think about it, because starcevich is a serb and zorko is a croat and they never had issues, and starc was willing to stay at brisbane but left only for salary cap reasons.
afaik the only real issue was what to make of the muslims/bosnians/turkic diaspora
Good morning alf
>>156012034The fixture is made with AI
>>156015257They should have a retarded chimp do it instead.
>>156015500woah cool it with the antichimpetic behaviour
>>156009395Yes!
>>156014733The starcevichs are Croatian, retard
>>156015742I was advocating the use of retarded chimps.
>>156014990turns out i'm an ignorant idiot. disregard this post
>>156015879play on
>>156015808Name?
>>156016216albert einstein
>OUT OF BOUNDS>ON THE FULL
>>156016216https://www.retrogames.cc/nes-games/aussie-rules-footy-australia.html
>>156016216Aussie Rules Footy (NES)
>>156016449>>156016464Thanks, thanks.
>>156016583please play our sport
>>156016583*thumb's-up's you in a respectful masculine way*
>>156016626How do I learn?>>156016640The page is good, do you guys know more pages like it.
gma
>>156016759Morning matey
MLB commentators just used the wrap their arms around him meme on broadcast
If you were born in Australia, you’re an Australian. You have a right to live here. Unless of course you’re Australian. In which case you’re living on stolen land
>>156017204thats not even illogical though
>>156003184OW DOV BOUNZ ON DUH FOOL! xD xD
>>156017130lmao at this faggot kid
>>156017130Kid = JannyFruit = AFL threads
i got b& for making a thread with this image lol
>>156015861no need to be rude champthey are croats, zorko is also slovenian not a croat. still, all those balkan spackers hate each other so point stands
in a meeting but hungry
cunting spacky
>>156009079that's not chad warner
>>156017130>essendonlistmanagement.mp4
>>156019452thisspudnow kicked less goals than chad warner did despite him sitting i50 all game kek, genuinely insane how swasnsook is all over this ugly wog pederast mercenary and isn't rightfully gloating about warner, who has been loyal to the swans in spite of all their massive granny losses and disappointments.
footballs starting
>>156018484SO true
i have elite ball knowledge
i have elite balls knowledge
*be's a glorified vfl player in your path*
>>156021070F U C K I N GT H I SHIS
forget to turn your vpn off mickscum?
>>156021070i wouldn't mind him if he didn't flop like a fish, he's poothetic
Going shops, you lads want anything?
>>156023570box of vegemite and cheese shapes and a gatorade thanks
>>156023570Can you swing through the drive-thru, mate?
>>156023570an end to this suffering thanks mate x
Imagine getting perp-walked gripping a West Coast jumper after you’ve just murdered a 17 year old Thai prozzie
had a date tell me i should be working two jobs last night
>>156024112Corr, grab us some of that too.
>>156024159Couldn't be me. I just have sex with the (legal age) Thai prostitutes, I wouldn't ever kill one. Just no need.
>>156024423What was your response?
>>156024602I turned 360° and walked away
>>156024872Based.
Im so tits all the time
>>156024602laughed at her but internally wondered if she is rightI own a property but finding it hard to "get ahead"
Last night my son and I sang "Can you feel the love tonight" and cleansed about 5% of Akihabara.
Think i need a new pnone. Suggestions
>>156024997>You should have to work two jobs to own one property and actually liveThat's the system that's the issue.
>>156025024stand in front of a train
>>156019975Warner was best for Sydney. Curnow heeney and wicks prob next. t.ball knowledger
I used to to when i put coins on tracks for fun
>>156025493I bet Warners very knowledgeable about balls iykwim
cant even escape jeets on alf
>>156025568>using a satanic app to determine whether something is generated by a satanic app
>>156024537same me
Poster filter is going off again
>>156025568>the indian is using chatgpt Imagine my shock!!!!!
>>156025707Why is that mate? I'd assume you're a bit too old to be censoring messages that trigger you.
Post filter just went off again, what's going on in /afl/ today? More low quality than usual
>>156025756Been to any maid cafes or checked out the red light district?
>>156025819I've been purifying them yes.
>>156025794micky is playing with xir vpn like xe plays with xir neopussy to keep it from healing over
big game tomorrow
>>156025936I mean, I understand what you're saying but do you think it's possible for you not to write like a complete plebocrat?
>>156025986Looking forward to it desu.
you bring a suitcase for any girls you might meet reality cuck?
>>156026268They don't make them big enough for your mum.
This bloke would beat the shit out of all of you
got a great post lined up for when all the wagefrens get home
Genuinelly had an absolute gutful.
>>156027109nah bluds too young and too much of a novice, but maybe one day.
reckon it's cartcunt, the one in thailand
>>156027109I'd legit be worried I'd kill her with one punch.
>>156027785lmao i thought it was some 12 year old boy, just realised who it is.
mickhead must die
>>156026143Bane are back to playing good footy and Geelong have Smith and Stewart coming back so it should be a cracker.
>>156027109such performative "training"
>Hird officially confirmed as part of the Essendon coaching selection processyikes.
>>156027109DONT MESS WITH ELIOT PAGE CHUDS
>>156028442shes unironically good for a beginner. footworks good, throws reasonably straight, keeps her weight central.Just needs to work on her jab, linking the kinetic chain properly, keeping her chin tucked, head movement, tension and snapping her punches instead of pawing them.Probably better than 99 percent of alf posters desu
>>156027109>shorter than the ropeskek
>>156028649its not elliott page retard
>>156028781ok
>they're actually considering Hird for the bummers jobRabble of a club. See my sides fly up, up.
>>156028781
>>156028861The club has learned not to appease the AFL. AQB is so fucking back.
why do you pretend to be rc mickheadwhat do you really get out of it?
Don't ever reply to me again Japality Chink you fucking fraud
>>156029019Genuinely who the fuck are you talking to?
not impressed mickhead
>>156029048>LE LE LE.....LE FUG YOU JABBALADEE JINGK Dx Dx
hird shouldn't be coach, simple as that. he was complicit in the drug cheating which shows he does not have the integrity to be a head coach. plus he hasn't seriously coached in years
>>156029236>Tell me your IQ is between 100 and 110 without telling me your IQ.
>>156023570legal high scoring grand final cheers mate
don't reply to me ever again mickhead you fucking deadshit, no-one is impressed you have a vpn and are pretending to be your arch enemy
>>156029276>above averageyeah
>>156029236still think its hilarious he was on the same peds. As coach. kek
>>156024537>17>legalpick both
>>156029276>>156029350cunt off micknonce
>>156029323"Literally" everyone was on them mate.
>>156029388>>156029395hey micky
>>156029218"Global Rule 6The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments. Please refrain from posting the following: Irrelevant catchphrases or copypasta Example: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?..." Indecipherable text Example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?" Irrelevant ASCII macros Ironic shitposting Example: "upboads for le funy maymay trollololololoxdxdxdxd~~!" Gibberish text Example: "l;kjdsfioasoiupwajnasdfa""
>>156025819i've been colonising them yes
>>156029416>OH MIGGEE YUH SO FINE YUH SO FINE YUH BLOW MUH MIND HEY MIGGEE xD xD
>>156029461genuine question, why don't you use RC's original tripcode?
>>156028842This is a blue board, m8.
>>156029489it's an interesting discussion questionsperg
im thinking micknoncemickheadoo ee oo
>>156029489its been comped
>>156029439>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community.
>>156029489do you remember your passwords from 10 years ago?
>>156029489>>156029516>60 seconds apart
>>156029558>Never changed themYes?
>>156029540>fr*gposter doesn't think high quality posts are importantWow that's shocking
>>156029489Genuine question, why did you refer to me in the third person?
>>156029489he's not me retard but i'm pretty sure he has to keep making new trips because his old ones keep getting banned, and at least 2 of them were cracked or accidentally leaked (#fuckngoose)
>>156029659based esl or actual retard
>>156029558No. Can't even remember what my email addresses were back then
>>156029687Because you're not the original RC, if you were the original RC you'd use his tripcode>>156029735>his old ones keep getting bannedIf true then good job by the mods
it's not rc, it's micknoncehe does this once a year and think it makes him a comedic genius
>>156029775Why is that a good job mate? There is fucking child pornography all over this website, and the mods are coming after ME because I upset a few posters' feelings.
I like your posts rcdo think you make too many statements though instead of participating in conversations, come across as a bit of a narcissist
>>1560298961. AFL has and enforces their performance enhancing drug testing policy2. He'd be puffed after 5 minutes.
>>156029840>>156029851cunt off and die in a hole mickhead
Im a new frog so I don’t even know who rc is
>>156029945hes a tripfag that everyone loves to hatethe one you are seeing here is legit even tho the schizos are saying otherwise
>>156029956Everyone hates on tripfriends. It's the classic plebocratic mindset of most Australians.
Crazy how this community is STILL getting carried by RC, piesperg, and myself in 2026
>>156029956it is certainly not the actual rc, it's just mickhead pretending to be his arch enemy. the real rc left years ago
>>156030023dont be daft
>>156030033literally how is it the original rc? we know mickhead has a vpn since he also pretends to be the indian in here.
>>156030061ask him yourself not meif you can't tell, you are a plebocrat
>carriedThis is the worst state /afl/ has ever been in
>>156030061Anyone who isn't a complete and utter plebocrat, would be able to deduce that it's me after a few of my posts.
Ignore everyoneismickspergspergs posts, please.
>>156030166If you're truly the original RC, use his original tripcode
yeah champ it's definitely rc and not mickhead acting considering all he does is larp and he clearly is enough of a sad spastic to pretend to be rc
>>156030234shut up idiot
>>156030166you havent posted a single truth nuke since you "got back"
>falling for the baitJust like every other time, ignore him.
>>156030245fuck off you dumb cunt, you know nothing about anything
>>156030350shut up idiot
>>156030350>>156030372shut up and kiss already you two
>>156030152You just have to accept that football (known colloquially as soccer) has taken over.
Name one poster who isnt sad spastic bogan in this generalexcept me, im so tits all the time
im a swannies girl :)
- Brisbane has increased it's offer to Zac Bailey from 6 years, to 7 years- Hawthorn has also increased it's offer financially to Mitch Lewis, still at 4 years- St Kilda has registered preliminary interest in Ollie Lord (PA)- Carlton have renewed their interest in Buku Khamis (WB), meeting with him during the Bulldogs bye- Essendon is keen on Cats midfielder Jack Bowes
I'm a great big disgusting fat cunt. Everywhere I go, every man and his dog stares at me.
>>156030545Anyone else feel like Bailey is going to end up staying at the Lions?
>>156030562no chance
>>156030544>>156030556sameposter
>>156030570That's what I figured with the money on the table from the Crows but every single time one of the media talking heads has spoken on him they always mention how he's desperate to stay at the Lions. Now we hear Neale will be sitting down with Saints and Pies this weekend and the Lions up their offer. Might have conceded Neale is gone so a few extra bucks have been put aside to keep Bailey.
>>156028842so fucking grimpeople need to die
>>156028842is her trainer also ftm?
Yeah, look, gonna to stick something up my arse
>>156030682*his
>>156030562>>156030657Bailey and Neale are both going to the crows
>>156030545>Essendon is keen on Cats midfielder Jack BowesWhere is all this coming from?
>Fred are going to go the H&A season only losing 1 game. But wont even make the grand final.
>>156030852Player agents leaking it to the media.
>>156030562If I'm a player like Bailey, I sign a 1 year deal at the Lions just in case they can 4peat, then get that Tassie sign on bonus
>>156030411Given the dire state of footy would it be so bad if soccer took over?
>>156030657bailey is good as gone enjoy the cash spent on allen
>>156030878Big risk when you can do an ACL that year and all the big offers suddenly come off the table. It'll be long term with either the Lions or Crows.
Have a bit of a soft spot for Bowes and wanted him to do well given all the shit about his trade and other clubs wanting him just for the pick (#7) that came with him.The last few times he's played though he's done lazy checkside kicks from 30m out and shanked them instead of kicking a simple drop punt. For a guy who is on the edge of selection surely you'd put a bit more effort in...
it's over at the lions
>>156030878Brisbane counter with: 7 years or nothing.
>>156030893>bailey is good as goneDon't think it's a foregone conclusion.>enjoy the cash spent on allenConsidering Amartey is apparently getting offers as high as $1.2 million a year Lions may have got a bargain with Allen's contract.
>Now that I've spent my prime years in queensland winning flags and brownlow medals, I'm finally ready to settle down on a rich team's injury list :)Craig McRae seriously believes spending top dollar on this outcome is what his team needs
>>156030999Amartey actually plays. Even now with a season ending injury he'll have played more games than Allen come end of the season.
>>156031018Has Dan Hannebery written all over it for whoever gets him.
>>156031018it has to go through the club board too
>>156031032>Amartey actually plays.So I guess that means he's worth $1.2 million a season, huh?
cant talk about brisbanes list in this general anymore because this retarded one eyed bane fuckwit has an argument for everything the arrogant dumb cunt
>>156031065Stop being wrong about everything.
shit kilda has genuinely fucked the league, these sorts of numbers weren't been thrown around even last year except for the most insane offers, then they sign nas for 2.2 mil a year, total dud koning for 1.7mil, and philledwithpoo for a million and now every current contract has doubled in price. cannot believe this scum piece of shit joke of a team will be the death of the afl when they shouldn't even have been let into the league
>>156031062>Tall>Marks the ball plentyWe can fix his kicking :^)
>>156031087Good luck with that.
>>156031087port can't make wogiades do it, can't teach an old spud new tricks
>>156031099>>156031118If his natural leg is muscle memory fucked, make him start from scratch and kick with his opposite leg.
>>156031136with mitch at poot it's more like he is weakminded. he had an easy shot at goal to seal the game vs hawks and blew it like the pea-hearted wog he is. broke my heart, i was there to watch it and knew he wouldn't kick it even though i dared to dream.
>>156031161it wasn’t like he was 20 out directly in front
DOCTOR FAUCIIIIIIIIBRING US VACCINES
>>156031161He should play (real) football; we all should, as a country.
>>156031185the issue is jack whitlock would have kicked it
>>156031191beep boop wallah
I'm not aflsperg, but I think the soccer world cup sucks, as a world event I think it sucks and I'm not interestedI like the olympics, I watched the ice hockey gold medal match between usa and canada and that was a hell of a lot better than any world cup soccer match
>Lions coach Chris Fagan this week conceded players moving cubs is a “fact of life” and said he simply wants to Bailey and Neale give their all while they’re still in Lions colours in seemingly the biggest hint yet that they’re facing the exit door.
My son and I just sang APT. and cleansed another 4% of Akihabara.
>>156031269Sing some karaoke's for us RC
>>156031257Bane 3-Peat is a lockIt will take minnows years to catch up to our AFL trophy tally even if we bottom out straight after.
>>156031289it's mickhead with a proxy and trip champ
bane is still top 4 without neale and bailey
>>156031304yes but only when mccluggage is firing. they can live without bailey when mccluggage is in shit form but not neale
>>156031304I think they slightly drop off for a year or so if they lose both in one season. Marshall also likely gone but don't really see a place for him if everyone is fit. The list has a lot of good youth so won't be impacted long term but can't lose two of your prime movers and not be impacted at all.
>>156031289https://voca.ro/1Sr5yzeX5dO4