ITT: We propose ways to make soccer more entertaining. I'll start.>remove offsides rule>make the WC a massive 128 team bracket with no group stage>If the game is 0-0 after overtime, both teams lose
>>156007892Another suggestion>Allow players to get into fistfights. Whoever loses gets a red card.
I unironically like Americans playing football, they don't take it too seriously and treat it like a game rather than a religion. MLS is kino, and even if it isn't as high quality as the Premier League or La Liga it's very fun to watch.
Can we use our hands?
I feel disappointed in the USA today.The United States Supreme Court has upheld laws that prohibit trans female athletes from competing on women's teams.This has made me lose any respect I may have had for the USA.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dml7OoF4gUU&pp=ygUNYXRsZXRhcyB0cmFucw%3D%3Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxSqYj7x1U4&pp=ygUNYXRsZXRhcyB0cmFucw%3D%3Dhttps://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/30/us-supreme-court-upholds-laws-trans-women-sportshttps://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/06/30/us/supreme-court-trans-athletes
>>156007892MULTIBALLULTIBALL
songs from the 90s in hydration breaks
>>156007892Goalkeeper is allowed the use of a 60 millimeter smoothbore muzzle loading M2 mortar to provide his team with high angle of indirect fire support.
deciding a game with penalty shootouts is fucking stupid, keep going into overtime until someone scores.instead of just adding time to the end, stop the clock when the ball isn't in play.anytime someone dives they are removed for the rest of the half
>>156009214https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz4l9_bzfZM&pp=ygULYmx1ciBzb25nIDI%3D
>>156008864Goalkeepers can, and you can take throw-ins
>>156007892>remove offsides ruleWhy? The rule exists so the game isn't just strikers and defenders sitting in one place.
>>156007892Get rid of hydration breaks. Have drinks breaks instead but only if it is >35c and have a drinks cart brought out by remote control to the centre pitch circle with the drinks
>>156007892Change all the rules to replicate what hockey does.
>>156009342UUUOOOOH OOOOHLIIIVING OOON PRAAYER
no scoring within 15m
>>156009209This
Allow more contact. A lot of Americans if not most have turned their backs on the NBA because of how soft and gay modern players and rules are, soccer has potential but it must establish itself as a sport for men and not faggot naggers
5 subs per game? Nah fuck that shit. unlimited substitutions, you can even sub out the goalie or “goalkeeper” (gay) for an extra attacker
>>156007892state competitions. each state in the union scrounges up its best players and puts them into a tournament every year. would be better than MLS
>>156010220goalies are already allowed to play forward per the rules, usually the coach prevents it. every generation or so there's a sweeper keeper who will run forward on good attacks and participate in the attack. some even score goals themselves.
>>156010397Florida,Texas and California would dominate every year. We have enough of that in our football
>>156007892One suggestion: no USA
>>156010825I forgot to mention having promotion and relegation. a top league with the best 8 states, a middle league with the mid 16, and a bottom league with the remainder. cups for each league, so you don't even have to bother with the top tiers if you don't want to watch.
>>156010825Why is New York so shit at sports?
>>156009220There will be some financial and "humanitarian" objections while realizing you cannot rob other nations oil that way
>>156010825the last time any of the Florida/Texas/Cali teams won the super bowl was the Rams in 2021. last Florida win was the Buccs in 2020, last Texas win was the Cowboys in 1995. the Patriots were the team of the 00s and 10s, and the Chiefs have been the most dominant so far of the 20s.
>>156011241Kids from New York City are ihnernetly soft despite their tough facade. People from upstate are pretty chill and you’ll see some offensive linemen or baseball players come out of there.
>>156011746I’m talking about more at a high school to college level, literally the best athletes come from those states. If there was a hypothetical tournament with players representing their home state it be obvious who the big three would be
>>156011746and furthermore, those weren't part of any streak. prior to the Rams in 2021, the last Californian team to win was the 49ers in 95, and prior to the Buccs the last time Florida won was also the Buccs in 2002. a 26 year gap and an 18 year gap for those states. it is rare for any team/region in the US to go on a streak like what happens in Europe.
>>156011936NCAA soccer records say otherwise. St Louis, Indiana, and Virginia are the most successful. UCLA has less than half the victories of Virginia. you need the records of the top three Cali universities combined to touch the St Louis record. no Floridian or Texan programme has even won once.
Goals from a keeper count double
>>156009260>instead of just adding time to the end, stop the clock when the ball isn't in play.This is the only thing I reall don't understand about this game
>>156007892Get rid of relegation. I dont want to see some shitter from Iowa in the big leagues. I want to see New York, LA, Dallas, Miami
>>156007892- 10-vs-10 instead of 11- No time limit- First team to score 3 goals wins
>>156014898i like these
>>156008664it's also much more affordable than our other sports and the stadiums are pretty new and nice, although small. I go to Red Bulls games sometimes, it's comfy.
in the 2nd period of OT, get rid of the goalie. teams can leave a regular player in there if they want to try to get stops or just try to outscore the other team with empty net
>>156007892A white card.Like a white feather.You get it if you dive.Doesn’t do anything, just humiliates you in front of millions of people.
