Mariner Moose EditionPrevious: >>156015912>Did you know?>They were the first MLB team to open their regular season in Japan, playing the Oakland Athletics in Tokyo in 2000.
Dodgers!
let's go let's goi gotta drive back with rick monday now
Mariners have ONE (1) starter with an OPS over .750. Major league average OPS is .718
Mariners>a NAYLORIAN walk
>another bot thread grim
Tiggies
Cade Cavalli is alpha as fuck
stros
>>156020777I am not a bot.
>>156020777Beats yankspammer threads.
>>156020683>8-0It’s over for my buccos
rally killer bogey
>have opposing viewpoint on plebbit>13% updoot and mod removalI was told they have better baseball discussion
>only the 4th mets shutout this year
fuck nick kurtz
>yanks lose 5 in a row to shitty opponents Wow and here I thought /we/ sucked
>>156020919Ravioli ravioli...
doggiedoos kek!
dodgers
mclean dealt
is it true that Peru has posted some questionable things in /sp/?
>is wild work
cal fucking sucks!
God damn it CAL RALEIGH FUCKIN SUCKS
>>156020691So sad! Rooting vicariously through another team’s player
Wrobleshit is such a luck merchant
>>156020850Then why the fuck, of all the happenings that are going on in the league, would you choose the mariner moose to be the OP?
>>156020898why get into that kinda discussion in the first place. just use reddit for news updates on your particular interests. don't discuss anything sociopolitical. they are raving leftists. it's a gigantic echo chamber
PCA!
This Meredith chick on TBS should do more games
Braves can still steal this game from the Cards.
GO CUBS GO
>campy 2-2 with a walk and a homer in his rehab startwe're almost back, chadres
You know for a fucking fact that if a white Boston pitcher yelled SIT DOWN BOY at a Venezuelan hitter, the media has a field day for the next month and a half
SIT DOWN B*Y!
When will faggots stop taking their shirts off at games? This trend is retarded.
what more does pca have to do to win mvp?
>>156021104Oh yeah?
Contreras has less melanin than most white people, why is he considered black? I’m tired of racists assuming that just because he’s an ugly abomination with a short, explosive, and violent temper that he has to be black or something.
>>156020726i would fuck up my back for the rest of my life if i tried this
>>156021257not collapse in the 2nd half like he did last year kek!
>>156021257He just checked these dubs if anybody caught it
>>156021257at least 5 more fights with fans before the playoffs
>>156021237Yeah the media is retarded.
>>156021257Leave for the AL? Wait for Ohtani to retire?
>>156021300
Get ready, the Red Sox are about to score 8 runs and win the game.
Red Sox get good for one week and act like they’re good enough to start clearing benches SIT DOWN BOY LOL
>>156021246They aren’t 4channers, so trends don’t get stale in 3 days in their eyes
berds win
A blessing in disguise for the Padres. They'll sell like they should.
fugg gg birds
>>156021257Travel back in time to the 70s when voters cared more about how much a player contributed to his team's overall success rather than just being the best
>>156021542they need to relocate
>>156021536are you guys still trotting Stanek out there? he was dreadful for us last seasont. Mets fan
>>156021300waow!!
The Chicago White Sox are officially in first place going into July and they are missing not only their best player but also their Ace.
>>156021587>soon
>>156021646Oxnard Padres
BrewGODS
please fuck my ass
>>156021633Checked!
>>156021542They didn’t sell in 2023, they won’t sell this year. Who are they gonna sell anyway? None of their position players have any value. T only one I can think of is Morejon but it wouldn’t make sense to trade him.
>the portland madres
Well, we had a good run. Now it's time to go back to being the worst team in the league. I hope Contreras keeps getting ejected. If we are going to have a shit season I at least want it to be entertaining.
cubbies getting too cocky, they're barely over .500 vs teams over .500, somebody oughta come to town to put them in their place
You may only post in this bread if YOU are going to your teams stadium this week
gg Red Sox. Should've just sat down tho. See you tomorrow
daaa red sox lose!
>>156021709Colt got a hit.
Pete "I'll Suck Your Dick and Eat Your Shit" Crow-Armstrong
good thing the Doyers are playingthere wasn't anything else on TV right now
>>156021727games are comfier at home
>>156021720I will rape the Cubbies
>>156021763savior of seattle
kek colt sucks at stealing
Gonna need my paycheck in about 3 hours Cohen
>>156021693mlb told me padres should send every good player to the yankees and jasson dominguez and a 26 year old high A player would be an overpay for doing such
>>156021727going to a doyer game is 5-10x as expensive compared to pre-covid
>>156021776I thought Ecuador would be good but it turns out germany was just shit
Jizz Jizzum lolCum Shitter o KEK!!
>>156021600yes he's either lights out or gives up multiple home runs
>>156021727woah moneybags over here!
holy fuck, karrosjust shut the fuck up
>>156021727they're on the road this week
Mariners are 0-2 with RISP in the second inning.
>>156021710 Duran should’ve ended his life when he had the chance
>>156021727erm
freddie :)
How do they keep letting freddie freeman keep hitting doubles?
>>156021164I look like this dress like this and say this!
>>1560218222020s inflation really hitting Bobby Bonilla's free $1million checks hard
>>156022044Cmon bro don't say that. You know how hard it was for him to even speak about. That's a disgusting thing to say.
>>156022150i fucking hate this gay earth
>>156021300Kind of crazy, I wasn't even watching this thread when I made the above PCA meme.
MEXICO SCORES!
might be time to end the andoodoojar experience
>>156022225u sound like a miserable bitch u have issues
>>156022350Oh my science
imagine being poor oof madone
>>156022550What ever you say fruit cup
>>156022459https://memepediadankmemes.fandom.com/wiki/Fuck_This_Gay_Earthyou sound like you're twelve
>>156022518I HECKING LOVE SCIENCE BROS
EGGMAN
tommy tanks
TOMMY TANKS
>>156022636What ever you say . Ion care what chu say
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
TOMMY :D
>Woo is one scoreless inning from tying King Felix and Moyer for most consecutive innings at tmobile without a run
Fuck Cavalli the Washington MAGAs
>>156022858>bragging about shutting out the Troutless angels
>>156022350Angels are the only ones left with that awful scorebug I wonder when they'll change it.
>>156021133Why would he choose the Mariner Moose to be the OP picrel on the Mariners general? Anon listen to yourself
MEXICO SCORED AGAIN!
These panda express commercials make me wanna fuck an Asian milf so bad brehs...
>tracy going to a 5 ERA guy in a tie gameYeah fuck baseball
>>156021727I live over 1000 miles away from /my/ teams stadium
>>156023002I imagine they'll probably change it next year. The Angels TV network was a super last minute thing in the final weeks before opening day so they just kept all the bally/fanduel graphics
>>156020824why does he look shorter than altuve?
doyerpacos are eating good tonight
>10 pitch AB>fan on a slider that would have hit your back foot Just heem this team Mariners suck
>>156022984They're always Troutless!
>>156022395Do you have a clean one without the text for future dubs?
>>156023159lol retard
some paco sperging out on the Dodger's hot mic, need to replace whoever the audio guy is
>naylor first pitch groundout
>>156023379He'll be back in time for the ASG. He fucking leads all AL Outfielders in votes
>>156021006>>156023124who wore it better?
humiliation ritual
Mexico
>you can hear cheering in minute maid park when Mexico scorespoostonpacos kek
>>156023553That Mets spammer doesn't even like good idols, he posts shitty ones on purpose for a reaction
>>156022984That’s like Vlad Sr against /us/. He put up Ted Williams numbers against Seattle
>>156023626>xe just deadnamed the IceBox
singletani
>>156023240We appreciate our short kings down here
WOO TIES THE RECORD30 CONSECUTIVE SCORELESS INNINGS AT HOME>>156023663I intentionally walk that fucker in MVP 2005.
30 consecutive scoreless for Woo at home!
wooooooooo
>>156023847>>156023830it's easy when you know what pitch is called
Junior is unstoppable
>>156022893It’s MIGA now libtard
>>156023652everyone likes anna
How can Woo be so good at home and so shit on the road tho
STROS WIN
>>156023391For the community, though I'm not feeling as good about this game after the Padres just homered again.
>>156024074too little too late
>>156024060marine layer
>>156023988
*FIREWORKS**TRAIN HORN*ASTROS WIN ANOTHER
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT CAL SUCKS
>>156024012oi vey +1000 trumpshekels have been deposited into your goylymarket account!!
>>156024060>>156024141Woo is good on the west coast.
>>156024165Bro he never hits the ball hard anymore. Weak pop ups and grounders 60% of at bats and strikes out 35%
>>156024038Post Jihyo, she's the only good one.
The Cubbie Bears can't finish the deal
>>156024321how have some teams played 10% more games than others?
What the fuck I thought Colt was good at defense.
>>156024381East coasties and flyovers don’t believe in roofs
Wrobo looking fine through 4
Fat fuck Naylor fell over
>>156024393This team is sandbagging until Dan gets fired. Everything about the Mariners right now is awful vibes
>>156023988you lost and will continue to lose, troony
Woo tied the record now it's time for meatballs.
>>156024592sounds to me like big dumper not only sucks batting but calling games
>>156024457He’s awkward as fuck at 1B. Always falling and running into the other team
Trumpcucks… kek!!
>>156024632Woo is missing his pitches
>>156024632He’s good behind the plate but one of the worst hitters in the league this year
Hard to draw conclusions from small sample sizes and cherry picked multivariate statistics. I'll wait for a month with the fewest hits in a month or something like that. A 6 game losing streak sucks. They were 12-8 before that so there is something there. Enough to stay afloat.
>>156024705this but unironically
>>156020683
>>156024517sometime in the last 10 games there was a long shot in the dugout and everybody just looked like they wanted to fuckin fight each other just looking around pissed and not at the game they were losing
EAT SHIT NETO WOO SETS THE RECORD 31 CONSECUTIVE SCORELESS AT HOME
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>156024900They're mad at their retarded manager for his godawful bullpen and pinch hit decisions.
>>156024906How bad was King Felix for his record to be broken by some random chinese shitter with a 7 ERA.
>>156024998*Jamie Moyer
156024998(You)
is Cade Cavalli /ourguy/?
>>156025062moyer seems like an early life entry
I’m glad the M’s are having success all memes aside.
>>156024517>>156024900It all started when Cal wouldn’t shake Randy’s hand at the WBC
KEK
Miggy ro!
*siiiiip*ahhhhwho’s winning round two of the Muncy Cup? You may reply before the cuppa is empty just this once.
>>156025093we don't claim that tiny white penis chud
>>156025204The Nats are the most liberal team in baseball.
>>156025204>reddit post>immediately mention small penis envywhew lad
>>156025093>SIT DOWN NIGGER>*proceeds to throw 13 strikeouts*
>>156025204>-1 points Not if I can help it
>>156025204I hate reddit so much
>>156025204holy fuck, there's no way these people exist in real life, right?
>>156025204Can you imagine the mental state of the person who wrote this lol This person absolutely hates their life and will die by suicide
>>156025204This is the guy agitating for a salary cap btw.
More like the A'ss
How the FUCK are there so many ED commercials? I refuse to believe this is cost effective. There aren’t that many dudes who can’t get it up
>>156025486t. tiny little dick having boy
Soriano is good again. Quick let's trade him. I'll take at least 2 top 100 prospects for him.
>>156025394just like jarren duran shouldve a few years ago
>>156025486Yanks/Dodgers is a money maker for a lot of reasons
>>156025585/we/ want a commission
Someone finally stood up to that venezuelan roiding meathead.
32 SCORELESS INNINGS AT HOME
>>156025641You can just have Soler he doesn't really do anything anyways
Go Cubs Go!
>>156025702I will take that darkie you're fond of in April, Adell I believe his name is.
rack em up
Contreas is genuinely the most embarrassing human being to wear a Red Sox jersey in my lifetime. It seems like the benches clear like twice a week with him and that pussy is never actually out there doing anything about it. Just shut the fuck up and stop crowding the plate and if you can’t handle getting grazed. And before anyone says anything about him waiting for all his teammates to separate him and then throwing his helmet after he knows he can’t make the connection, don’t.
I have a tiny penis and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that.
>>156025786Go Yanks!
JUUUUULIOOOOOO
>>156025786LFGM
[VV]gg chaddies see ya tomorro[w]
is there a luckier fraud in baseball than Wrobleshit?
Can the Doyers be stopped?
I swear to God, Naylor has more hits out of the strikezone than in it this year.
>>156025884Feesh got they number
>>156025884nobody cares
>>156025882kek! seethe, bitch!
>>156025204>Why don't you go sit down, *boy*
RANDY!M's LEAD!
mookie slap!
BIG DICK RANDY
Randy!
>mariners score a run without a homer HOLY FUCK
>>156025204kek it’s true timmy’s seethe at my bbc i fucked their wives i fucked like 3 canadian milfs who were drunk on a cruise ship
>>156025937You'll care when they keep beating your team because they have a blank check for any player they want
tuck the fuck rally killer
>>156025204>huh you wont provoke a chimp out from people who have a propensity to chimp out?>checkmate atheist
say something nice about faggot dave
based eggman
walk that dumper... after the challenge
based cal winning a challenge
The Colorado Suckies
>>156026155The lack of self awareness is truly something lol.
weird that Mookie is kind of slow. everything else about him stands out.
Silseth... more like... Slutsuck!
>>156026211
COLE YOUNG M's get another run
Padubbies won the battle, but Cubgers won the war. Not looking good for Padubbies, they gotta sell!
holy shit /we/ have 4 singles in one inning
WILD PITCH3-0 M's
cRushie :)
cRushing joins the party
>Guardians rookie Cooper Ingle threw the ball into the crowd with only two outs in the inning, allowing the go-ahead run to score
>>156026389>m.jpg
>>156026433Oh you know it smell crazy in there
>risp 0 out /we/ strike out 90% of the time in that scenario
>>156026482Oh yeah...
now Robles will strike out to effectively end the inning. Fuck
>>156026433based
>>156026546>fouls off ball 4>waves at ball 5
>>156026546:(
who the fuck is Westin Wilson?!
WHOMEVER WESTON WILSON IS SCORED 2 MORE RUNS
>>156026546imagine not having faith in W Wilson
kek wrobleshit exposed
Wesley Willis mentioned https://youtu.be/KwYGI8OjXvo?is=ZW1L0-SQBpsYmEd7
Silseth can never just get a clean inning man
it's over
>>156026711I knew RF #31 would come through
Wrobohomo needs to not give up another run to keep the quality start merchant meme alive
I can't believe Wesley Crusherson just hit a 2 RBI single for my Mariners.
Woo is at 90 pitches and just sat for 30 minutes. Do NOT bring him back out Dan
I dunno guys I think wrobo might be legit
Why did the Twins blow up their 2019 core? They won 101 games.
I just dropped a kuroda growler
>>156026892You overestimate my Angels' abilities
I’ve seen the end of season script and it’s a doozy, you chuds won’t even know what hit you.
kek
Dan you mother fucker take Woo out NOW before he gives up a homer
>jo adell robs all mariners homers>play smallballAnaels have no answer to this.
>end of June>6 games over .500>competing for the last Wild Card spotCHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!
>>156027106Dan isn't allowed to make retarded bullpen decisions today.
>>156027106nah let him get that ERA back below 4
freddie is too old to be this good
the Twins are #1 in runs if anyone cares.
