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Mariner Moose Edition

Previous: >>156015912

>Did you know?
>They were the first MLB team to open their regular season in Japan, playing the Oakland Athletics in Tokyo in 2000.
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Dodgers!
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let's go let's go
i gotta drive back with rick monday now
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Mariners have ONE (1) starter with an OPS over .750. Major league average OPS is .718
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Mariners
>a NAYLORIAN walk
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>another bot thread
grim
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Tiggies
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Cade Cavalli is alpha as fuck
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stros
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>>156020777
I am not a bot.
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>>156020777
Beats yankspammer threads.
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>>156020683
>8-0
It’s over for my buccos
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rally killer bogey
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>have opposing viewpoint on plebbit
>13% updoot and mod removal

I was told they have better baseball discussion
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>only the 4th mets shutout this year
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fuck nick kurtz
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>yanks lose 5 in a row to shitty opponents
Wow and here I thought /we/ sucked
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>>156020919
Ravioli ravioli...
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doggiedoos kek!
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dodgers
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mclean dealt
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is it true that Peru has posted some questionable things in /sp/?
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>is wild work
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cal fucking sucks!
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God damn it CAL RALEIGH FUCKIN SUCKS
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>>156020691
So sad! Rooting vicariously through another team’s player
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Wrobleshit is such a luck merchant
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>>156020850
Then why the fuck, of all the happenings that are going on in the league, would you choose the mariner moose to be the OP?
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>>156020898
why get into that kinda discussion in the first place. just use reddit for news updates on your particular interests. don't discuss anything sociopolitical. they are raving leftists. it's a gigantic echo chamber
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PCA!
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This Meredith chick on TBS should do more games
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Braves can still steal this game from the Cards.
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GO CUBS GO
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>campy 2-2 with a walk and a homer in his rehab start
we're almost back, chadres
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You know for a fucking fact that if a white Boston pitcher yelled SIT DOWN BOY at a Venezuelan hitter, the media has a field day for the next month and a half
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SIT DOWN B*Y!
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When will faggots stop taking their shirts off at games? This trend is retarded.
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what more does pca have to do to win mvp?
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>>156021104
Oh yeah?
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Contreras has less melanin than most white people, why is he considered black? I’m tired of racists assuming that just because he’s an ugly abomination with a short, explosive, and violent temper that he has to be black or something.
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>>156020726
i would fuck up my back for the rest of my life if i tried this
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>>156021257
not collapse in the 2nd half like he did last year kek!
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>>156021257
He just checked these dubs if anybody caught it
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>>156021257
at least 5 more fights with fans before the playoffs
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>>156021237
Yeah the media is retarded.
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>>156021257
Leave for the AL? Wait for Ohtani to retire?
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>>156021300
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Get ready, the Red Sox are about to score 8 runs and win the game.
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Red Sox get good for one week and act like they’re good enough to start clearing benches SIT DOWN BOY LOL
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>>156021246
They aren’t 4channers, so trends don’t get stale in 3 days in their eyes
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berds win
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A blessing in disguise for the Padres. They'll sell like they should.
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fugg gg birds
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>>156021257
Travel back in time to the 70s when voters cared more about how much a player contributed to his team's overall success rather than just being the best
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>>156021542
they need to relocate
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>>156021536
are you guys still trotting Stanek out there? he was dreadful for us last season
t. Mets fan
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>>156021300
waow!!
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The Chicago White Sox are officially in first place going into July and they are missing not only their best player but also their Ace.
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>>156021587

>soon
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>>156021646
Oxnard Padres
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BrewGODS
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please fuck my ass
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>>156021633
Checked!
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>>156021542
They didn’t sell in 2023, they won’t sell this year. Who are they gonna sell anyway? None of their position players have any value. T only one I can think of is Morejon but it wouldn’t make sense to trade him.
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>the portland madres
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Well, we had a good run. Now it's time to go back to being the worst team in the league. I hope Contreras keeps getting ejected. If we are going to have a shit season I at least want it to be entertaining.
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cubbies getting too cocky, they're barely over .500 vs teams over .500, somebody oughta come to town to put them in their place
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You may only post in this bread if YOU are going to your teams stadium this week
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gg Red Sox. Should've just sat down tho. See you tomorrow
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daaa red sox lose!
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>>156021709
Colt got a hit.
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Pete "I'll Suck Your Dick and Eat Your Shit" Crow-Armstrong
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good thing the Doyers are playing
there wasn't anything else on TV right now
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>>156021727
games are comfier at home
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>>156021720
I will rape the Cubbies
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>>156021763
savior of seattle
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kek colt sucks at stealing
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Gonna need my paycheck in about 3 hours Cohen
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>>156021693
mlb told me padres should send every good player to the yankees and jasson dominguez and a 26 year old high A player would be an overpay for doing such
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>>156021727

going to a doyer game is 5-10x as expensive compared to pre-covid
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>>156021776
I thought Ecuador would be good but it turns out germany was just shit
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Jizz Jizzum lol
Cum Shitter o KEK!!
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>>156021600
yes he's either lights out or gives up multiple home runs
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>>156021727
woah moneybags over here!
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holy fuck, karros
just shut the fuck up
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>>156021727
they're on the road this week
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Mariners are 0-2 with RISP in the second inning.
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>>156021710
Duran should’ve ended his life when he had the chance
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>>156021727
erm
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freddie :)
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How do they keep letting freddie freeman keep hitting doubles?
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>>156021164
I look like this dress like this and say this!
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>>156021822
2020s inflation really hitting Bobby Bonilla's free $1million checks hard
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>>156022044
Cmon bro don't say that. You know how hard it was for him to even speak about. That's a disgusting thing to say.
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>>156022150
i fucking hate this gay earth
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>>156021300
Kind of crazy, I wasn't even watching this thread when I made the above PCA meme.
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MEXICO SCORES!
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might be time to end the andoodoojar experience
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>>156022225
u sound like a miserable bitch u have issues
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>>156022350
Oh my science
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imagine being poor oof madone
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>>156022550
What ever you say fruit cup
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>>156022459
https://memepediadankmemes.fandom.com/wiki/Fuck_This_Gay_Earth
you sound like you're twelve
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>>156022518
I HECKING LOVE SCIENCE BROS
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EGGMAN
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tommy tanks
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TOMMY TANKS
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>>156022636
What ever you say . Ion care what chu say
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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
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TOMMY :D
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>Woo is one scoreless inning from tying King Felix and Moyer for most consecutive innings at tmobile without a run
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Fuck Cavalli the Washington MAGAs
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>>156022858
>bragging about shutting out the Troutless angels
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>>156022350
Angels are the only ones left with that awful scorebug I wonder when they'll change it.
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>>156021133
Why would he choose the Mariner Moose to be the OP picrel on the Mariners general? Anon listen to yourself
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MEXICO SCORED AGAIN!
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These panda express commercials make me wanna fuck an Asian milf so bad brehs...
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>tracy going to a 5 ERA guy in a tie game
Yeah fuck baseball
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>>156021727
I live over 1000 miles away from /my/ teams stadium
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>>156023002
I imagine they'll probably change it next year. The Angels TV network was a super last minute thing in the final weeks before opening day so they just kept all the bally/fanduel graphics
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>>156020824
why does he look shorter than altuve?
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doyerpacos are eating good tonight
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>10 pitch AB
>fan on a slider that would have hit your back foot
Just heem this team
Mariners suck
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>>156022984
They're always Troutless!
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>>156022395
Do you have a clean one without the text for future dubs?
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>>156023159
lol retard
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some paco sperging out on the Dodger's hot mic, need to replace whoever the audio guy is
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>naylor first pitch groundout
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>>156023379
He'll be back in time for the ASG. He fucking leads all AL Outfielders in votes
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>>156021006
>>156023124
who wore it better?
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humiliation ritual
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Mexico
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>you can hear cheering in minute maid park when Mexico scores
poostonpacos kek
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>>156023553
That Mets spammer doesn't even like good idols, he posts shitty ones on purpose for a reaction
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>>156022984
That’s like Vlad Sr against /us/. He put up Ted Williams numbers against Seattle
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>>156023626
>xe just deadnamed the IceBox
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singletani
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>>156023240
We appreciate our short kings down here
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WOO TIES THE RECORD
30 CONSECUTIVE SCORELESS INNINGS AT HOME
>>156023663
I intentionally walk that fucker in MVP 2005.
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30 consecutive scoreless for Woo at home!
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wooooooooo
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>>156023847
>>156023830
it's easy when you know what pitch is called
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Junior is unstoppable
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>>156022893
It’s MIGA now libtard
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>>156023652
everyone likes anna
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How can Woo be so good at home and so shit on the road tho
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STROS WIN
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>>156023391
For the community, though I'm not feeling as good about this game after the Padres just homered again.
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>>156024074
too little too late
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>>156024060
marine layer
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>>156023988
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*FIREWORKS*
*TRAIN HORN*
ASTROS WIN ANOTHER
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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT CAL SUCKS
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>>156024012
oi vey +1000 trumpshekels have been deposited into your goylymarket account!!
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>>156024060
>>156024141
Woo is good on the west coast.
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>>156024165
Bro he never hits the ball hard anymore. Weak pop ups and grounders 60% of at bats and strikes out 35%
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>>156024038
Post Jihyo, she's the only good one.
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The Cubbie Bears can't finish the deal
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>>156024321
how have some teams played 10% more games than others?
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What the fuck I thought Colt was good at defense.
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>>156024381
East coasties and flyovers don’t believe in roofs
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Wrobo looking fine through 4
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Fat fuck Naylor fell over
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>>156024393
This team is sandbagging until Dan gets fired. Everything about the Mariners right now is awful vibes
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>>156023988

you lost and will continue to lose, troony
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Woo tied the record now it's time for meatballs.
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>>156024592
sounds to me like big dumper not only sucks batting but calling games
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>>156024457
He’s awkward as fuck at 1B. Always falling and running into the other team
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Trumpcucks… kek!!
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>>156024632
Woo is missing his pitches
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>>156024632
He’s good behind the plate but one of the worst hitters in the league this year
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Hard to draw conclusions from small sample sizes and cherry picked multivariate statistics. I'll wait for a month with the fewest hits in a month or something like that. A 6 game losing streak sucks. They were 12-8 before that so there is something there. Enough to stay afloat.
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>>156024705
this but unironically
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>>156020683
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>>156024517
sometime in the last 10 games there was a long shot in the dugout and everybody just looked like they wanted to fuckin fight each other just looking around pissed and not at the game they were losing
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EAT SHIT NETO WOO SETS THE RECORD 31 CONSECUTIVE SCORELESS AT HOME
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>156024900
They're mad at their retarded manager for his godawful bullpen and pinch hit decisions.
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>>156024906
How bad was King Felix for his record to be broken by some random chinese shitter with a 7 ERA.
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>>156024998
*Jamie Moyer
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156024998
(You)
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is Cade Cavalli /ourguy/?
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>>156025062
moyer seems like an early life entry
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I’m glad the M’s are having success all memes aside.
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>>156024517
>>156024900
It all started when Cal wouldn’t shake Randy’s hand at the WBC
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KEK
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Miggy ro!
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*siiiiip*
ahhhh
who’s winning round two of the Muncy Cup? You may reply before the cuppa is empty just this once.
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>>156025093
we don't claim that tiny white penis chud
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>>156025204
The Nats are the most liberal team in baseball.
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>>156025204
>reddit post
>immediately mention small penis envy
whew lad
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>>156025093
>SIT DOWN NIGGER
>*proceeds to throw 13 strikeouts*
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>>156025204
>-1 points
Not if I can help it
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>>156025204
I hate reddit so much
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>>156025204

holy fuck, there's no way these people exist in real life, right?
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>>156025204
Can you imagine the mental state of the person who wrote this lol
This person absolutely hates their life and will die by suicide
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>>156025204
This is the guy agitating for a salary cap btw.
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More like the A'ss
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How the FUCK are there so many ED commercials? I refuse to believe this is cost effective. There aren’t that many dudes who can’t get it up
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>>156025486
t. tiny little dick having boy
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Soriano is good again. Quick let's trade him. I'll take at least 2 top 100 prospects for him.
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>>156025394
just like jarren duran shouldve a few years ago
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>>156025486
Yanks/Dodgers is a money maker for a lot of reasons
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>>156025585
/we/ want a commission
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Someone finally stood up to that venezuelan roiding meathead.
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32 SCORELESS INNINGS AT HOME
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>>156025641
You can just have Soler he doesn't really do anything anyways
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Go Cubs Go!
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>>156025702
I will take that darkie you're fond of in April, Adell I believe his name is.
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rack em up
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Contreas is genuinely the most embarrassing human being to wear a Red Sox jersey in my lifetime. It seems like the benches clear like twice a week with him and that pussy is never actually out there doing anything about it. Just shut the fuck up and stop crowding the plate and if you can’t handle getting grazed. And before anyone says anything about him waiting for all his teammates to separate him and then throwing his helmet after he knows he can’t make the connection, don’t.
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I have a tiny penis and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that.
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>>156025786
Go Yanks!
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JUUUUULIOOOOOO
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>>156025786
LFGM
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[VV]
gg chaddies see ya tomorro[w]
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is there a luckier fraud in baseball than Wrobleshit?
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Can the Doyers be stopped?
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I swear to God, Naylor has more hits out of the strikezone than in it this year.
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>>156025884
Feesh got they number
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>>156025884
nobody cares
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>>156025882
kek! seethe, bitch!
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>>156025204
>Why don't you go sit down, *boy*
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RANDY!
M's LEAD!
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mookie slap!
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mookie slap!
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BIG DICK RANDY
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Randy!
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>mariners score a run without a homer
HOLY FUCK
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>>156025204
kek it’s true timmy’s seethe at my bbc i fucked their wives i fucked like 3 canadian milfs who were drunk on a cruise ship
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>>156025937
You'll care when they keep beating your team because they have a blank check for any player they want
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tuck the fuck rally killer
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>>156025204
>huh you wont provoke a chimp out from people who have a propensity to chimp out?
>checkmate atheist
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say something nice about faggot dave
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based eggman
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walk that dumper... after the challenge
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based cal winning a challenge
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The Colorado Suckies
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>>156026155
The lack of self awareness is truly something lol.
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weird that Mookie is kind of slow. everything else about him stands out.
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Silseth... more like... Slutsuck!
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>>156026211
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COLE YOUNG
M's get another run
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Padubbies won the battle, but Cubgers won the war. Not looking good for Padubbies, they gotta sell!
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holy shit /we/ have 4 singles in one inning
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WILD PITCH
3-0 M's
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cRushie :)
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cRushing joins the party
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>Guardians rookie Cooper Ingle threw the ball into the crowd with only two outs in the inning, allowing the go-ahead run to score
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>>156026389
>m.jpg
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>>156026433
Oh you know it smell crazy in there
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>risp 0 out
/we/ strike out 90% of the time in that scenario
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>>156026482
Oh yeah...
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now Robles will strike out to effectively end the inning. Fuck
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>>156026433
based
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>>156026546
>fouls off ball 4
>waves at ball 5
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>>156026546
:(
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who the fuck is Westin Wilson?!
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WHOMEVER WESTON WILSON IS SCORED 2 MORE RUNS
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>>156026546
imagine not having faith in W Wilson
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kek wrobleshit exposed
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Wesley Willis mentioned

https://youtu.be/KwYGI8OjXvo?is=ZW1L0-SQBpsYmEd7
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Silseth can never just get a clean inning man
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it's over
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>>156026711
I knew RF #31 would come through
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Wrobohomo needs to not give up another run to keep the quality start merchant meme alive
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I can't believe Wesley Crusherson just hit a 2 RBI single for my Mariners.
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Woo is at 90 pitches and just sat for 30 minutes. Do NOT bring him back out Dan
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I dunno guys I think wrobo might be legit
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Why did the Twins blow up their 2019 core? They won 101 games.
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I just dropped a kuroda growler
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>>156026892
You overestimate my Angels' abilities
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I’ve seen the end of season script and it’s a doozy, you chuds won’t even know what hit you.
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kek
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Dan you mother fucker take Woo out NOW before he gives up a homer
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>jo adell robs all mariners homers
>play smallball
Anaels have no answer to this.
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>end of June
>6 games over .500
>competing for the last Wild Card spot
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!
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>>156027106
Dan isn't allowed to make retarded bullpen decisions today.
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>>156027106
nah let him get that ERA back below 4
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freddie is too old to be this good
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the Twins are #1 in runs if anyone cares.
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DAN YOU MOTHER FUCKER I FUCKING TOLD YOU
Pen gives up 2-3 this inning now
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mookie slap!
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>>156027281
that can't be true
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>pulling Woo with the double play still intact
DAN GODDAMNIT
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>>156027160
based 305chad

lakeland reporting in.
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>>156027308
He was at 106 pitches and gave up 2 hits anon you can’t leave him in
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Luis Arraez needed a double for the cycle, he flew out in the 8th inning.
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>tommy edman
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>>156027367
You were saying?
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>>156027281
Nice, very nice. Now let’s see the twins run differential…
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Imagine being such an inbred cousin-ogling single-celled hick like Cavalli that you don't understand that Contreras popped off after his home run yesterday because it was "the only thing I could do right now for Venezuela," followed by him bursting into tears on the bench while praying for the thousands of his compatriots who lost their homes and lives in a devastating natural disaster.

To be fair this makes the sweeping assumption that Cavalli has read the news in the last week, which requires the further outlandish assumption that he can read.
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The A'ss simply can't win in this stadium
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It truly blows my mind how little interest I have in this team right now.

I went to 32 games at Yankee stadium last season. 28 in 2024.

I have gone to 2 this year. I purchased YES network in April and cancelled in mid May because this team is unwatchable. I don't even follow along to the game on the MLB app anymore.
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>>156027392
He shouldn’t even have come out in the 7th. You don’t bring a starter back out north of 90 pitches after a long ass bottom half of the inning
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>>156027376
he's a killer-overlooked and deals crippling blows
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O'Hoppe giving O'Hope
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>>156027458
Sounds like outta da hall talk to me!
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>>156027455
Cum Shitter lol
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>>156027455
>Yankeesfags are fairweather and

Nothing new there
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>>156027427
tl;dr turd worlders are seething
sit down BOY
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Tying run at the plate, thanks Dan.
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I'm watching a shittier stream just to not watch the Mariners feed. Jesus christ fuck Seattle. Very uncomfy aura.
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anyone catch Karros saying a naughty word? Can someone complain and get him suspended so we get literally anyone else in the booth?
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>>156027516
surely he went into the hall as a mariner RIGHT?
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>>156027427
I say this
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FIRE DAN WILSON
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>>156027427
>the only thing I could do right now for Venezuela

You're playing baseball your brain dead latinx, shut the fuck up and do your job
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Why is Ohtani so tall?
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>>156027716
figure out a way to convince the Rockies to hire him onto their coaching staff so he can be with his kid.
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>>156027710
Me on the right
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ZACH FUCKING NETO CARRYING THIS TEAM ON HIS BACK
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KEK
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Okay outta it but a ballgame
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>>156027921
>aromatic hypotheticals
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>>156027955
post what put him in the crosshairs and not this bullshit
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>>156027752
Sneks... why must you bite those that trust you?
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>memeiners ruining Woo’s perfect game
so it happened again…
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>>156027710
I’m telling you man mariners vibes are SHIT right now. The team wants Dan fired
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>>156027294
I told you faggots. Fire Dan
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Everyone wants to fire Dan, but he does what Jerry and Justin's laptop RTX graphics card says to do, and so will the next manager.
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how the fuck is Tucker the weak link in this lineup
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>>156028427
>they brought in a lefty
>computer says to pinch hit Refsnyder for Dom
ROB YOURE UP
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>>156028484
It's worse with the bullpen.
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Randy!
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Jesus fuck,Cal is lost.
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Msbros I’m not trying to be a doomerfag…that said holy fuck I hate watching Cal play anymore
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>>156028753
Pereda should be catcher #1 it's that bad.
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Cow Rowwy:(
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>9:12pm local time
>still twilight in seattle
wtf how long are the days up there this time of year
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Yeah that fits.
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>>156028864
California.
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>>156028831
Do flyovers seriously not know the joy of a 10pm sunset???
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>>156028831
gets dark around 10 or so usually

>>156028864
kek
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C O L T
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>>156028864
Can you even fucking fathom
>be from dangerous shithole with no opportunity
>escape to better country and make a life for yourself and your family
>still identify primarily as a shithole native and trash your host country while claiming meheeco is better
what is this mentality called
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Doyers won that game AND that series AND Dave Roberts has 1,000 wins
gg A's cya tomorrow
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1000 wins for Dave Roberts
10 wins for Wrobo
#1 record in the league
GGs A's, cya tomorrow for the finale
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>>156028937
Leech? Parasite? Blood sucking tick?
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ROBLES!
8-3 M's!!!
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that's a series win
gg A'ss, see you tomorrow
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LEAGUE RECORD
LEAGUE RECORD
LEAGUE RECORD
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He strike me ow
An I getta real mad
An he call me de boy
An den he fuh my ass :(
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>>156028831
>>156028892
Seattle is much farther north than 95% of American population. Latitude-wise Seattle is around 220 miles farther north than Minneapolis
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>>156029012
Farther north than Toronto by ~50 miles.
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On second thought maybe Arte Moreno SHOULD be publicly executed.
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>>156028937
>wanting to be american in 2026
no thanks, i'm mexican and always will be
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singletani is washed. can't even pitch anymore to make up for it. The GOAT season is off the books
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>doyers won
>mexico won
IT'S LIKE ANOTHER PERFECT DAY
I LOVE LA
WE LOVE IT
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>>156029099
BASED
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how does he do it?
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>hidden black guys beating up on white plumbers pre-inclusion
that's fine
>black guys beating up on white plumbers just after inclusion
that's fine
>greenies/cocaine/amphetamines/*insert uppers*
that's fine
>select players chosen by commissioner based on marketability getting extra juiced balls that can travel twice as far
that's fine
>teams playing in high school parks with 200 foot homerun walls because they tried to rob their home cities blind and were told to gtfo
that's fine
>roiding in a league where 80% of people are roiding
NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT WE WILL ERASE YOU FROM HISTORY (unless you're nice to the media)
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>>156029124
by having the best manager in baseball
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>>156029099
los angelitos are losing though :(
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I thought they were just pretending to be Mexican…
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>>156029076
Cool bud head on back
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Rucker? I thought he only pitched in high leverage situations.
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>>156029188
with Rucker, any lead can become a high leverage situation after just a few batters
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The Cardinals of St. Louis beat the brakes off of Atlanta today btw.
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skubal to the doyers
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>>156028937
idk anon idgi
if usa ever got so bad i had to leave
i would not move to some other country and still be a proud loud american
id assimilate as fast as possible
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>>156029227
Only the Anaels could make Dan look competent.
Rucker faces the minimum.
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>>156028892
honestly tho how much does it suck in winter? it must be dark on your commute home from mid nov to mid jan
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>>156029250
I'd rather the triumphant return of Goldie. No clue where the fuck he fits in but he's been my favorite position player for 15 years and the Yankees are sellers and he's their only good playeer
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>>156028892
Seattle is the weird one. Here in Socal it's dark at 8 pm.
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>>156029305
I also enjoy the 9am sunrise and 3pm sunset.
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>>156029138
Barry Bonds head swelled to twice its normal size, that's the difference
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Tick tock N.L., fully rebuilt Cardinals juggernaut is coming 2028.
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>>156029336
That’s how axial tilt works anon
Seattle is 900 miles north of you
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Wait til this doyerfag learns about Alaskan summers
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FLYAWAYONMYZEFER(jahn)
IFEELITMORETHANEVER(jahn)
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>doyerpaco cartographers
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>>156029381
some literal who that wasn't good enough to go pro until he was 30 hit 65 dingers with manfred's top shelf juiced balls just because he had a marketable last name
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>>156029138
I never understood why ruth and all those old fucks never got the plumber tax
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>>156029409
Disgusting. I'd never live that far North
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Wait so is the sun closer to Seattle? Why isn’t it hotter there?
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>>156029505
You wouldn’t fit in with all the white people anyway
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>>156028960
Dave Roberts has the talent to hide his weaknesses, and the front office is willing to spend billions upon billions to secure said talent. No wonder he’s at 1000 wins.
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>>156029505
Swarthy opinion tbqh
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>>156029481
fudge almost won MVP when he was 25 and then got injured a bunch
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Fat fuck Naylor fell down again
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kek naylor almost tumbled through that tag
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>mariners baserunning
jfc man
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>>156029515
>>156029527
The deep south is antebellum white majority.
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Dave Jewberts is an above average manager but it helps when the team has been absolutely stacked for 12 years straight
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>>156029564
aaaaahhhhhhhh black people brah
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>>156029519
Just another record to throw on the heap for this era of Dodger baseball
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>>156029587
Your mother is stacked
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>>156029587
Managers in baseball dont do anything. The doyers would have won without him
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THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
THE MARINERS WIN THE SERIES
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GG Mariners.
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Gg angelsbros see you Thursday
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This the Dave Roberts era of baseball. Deal with it, children.
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>>156029590
I love black people. They're delightful and black women are incredibly sexy.
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>>156029711
how do you do it year after year anon?
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>>156029742
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>>156029742
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>>156029711
I would give her a big mwah to cheer her up
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Dave Roberts era
You’re just living in it
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>>156029773
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>>156029826
I was in seattle last year while the pride event was going on and there was school bus full of children in the parade. that city is fucked up dude kek, it also smells like piss.
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>>156029888
>>156029826
/we/ should get the Gaza treatment tbqh
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>>156029805
>write 500,000 word essay explaining why the doyers are ruining baseball
>some guy completely negates all your arguments with an 240x240 jpeg of the mest logo
y-you have to show your work
>posts a png of the yankees logo
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>>156029756
It gets harder every season, but I won't let that old fuck Arte ruin my love for my childhood team or this beautiful game.
I'm 29, he's 79. Nature will take it's course eventually.
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>>156029987
Middle school in 2002 was hell.
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>>156029826
i was not expecting that
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>>156029826
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>>156030049
I wouldn't know. I was 5 in 2002, you old ass man
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>>156029826
why have fags become obsessed with Palestine? Don't they know that gender ideology is straight out of the Talmud and the unleashing lust as a method to destroy European civilization is jewish postwar activism (The Authoritarian Personality/Herbert Marcuse)? they are literally the ultimate goyim cattle.
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Is Devers still leading in doubles? Bro did not need Fenway, Fenway needed him.
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im 31 but I cringe to think theres 20 year olds posting here
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>>156030116
unc is chopped fr fr
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>>156030116
>mfw people born in 2008 can post on 4chan
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>>156030093
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>>156030116
>>156030174
Absolutely disgusting.
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>>156030116
i’m 23
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I thought there would only be teenage girls, but I was disappointed to find nothing but a bunch of shitty old geezers over thirty
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>>156030268
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>>156029801
She would say ew and push you away!
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>>156030305

you were lied to, anon-kun
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>>156029826
tranyners kek
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>>156030374
im Chris Hemsworth tho



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