Let’s kick their ass back to Nile river
So(y)cceroos aren't winning shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLLL1KxpYMA
>>156098131This will be a fun match and I'm excited for it
>>156098131you guys cant lose to them right egypt is terrible
>>156098205it's like our 4th/5th sport in straya, our team isn't very good
>>156098131I'm rooting for egypt. ausfalians are just too annoying. hopefully egypt kicks your ass again like they kicked your ass during the suez war in the 1950s
reminder https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Wazzir
Our media keeps hyping this years team but when I watched us we could barely pass the ball. Also we can't attack for shit and the left wing may as well not exist.
>>156098131Do it for him Australia. Tear them a new canal
>>156098266Talking about back home by Belgium keke
>Australia are still in the world cupWhat the fuck lolYeah go for it mate
>he has to wake up at 4am to watch his team of mongs get BTFO Comfy 9pm kickoff for us
>>156098268Is that the ad where the blokes go wazzaaa to each other on the phone? I remember that battle good times.
>>156098656Kick these kangaroos out for for the love or Amor RA
>>156098266how many times have you been btfo like a kwab by an aussieposter this wc?be honest
>>156098586We want our rematch with Argentina.
>>1560987180, saar!
>>156098586we are going to beat Argentina and then throw our match against you <3
>>156098732ive personally laid down at least 6 beatings on you
>>156098694I'm just confused why we have to play them again. we already beat them in the group stageWtf is FIFA doing
>>156098266Brown poster detected
>>156098777England's best athletes against Australia's biggest poofters. It's a fair match.
For Egypt, this is the greatest day of their lives.For us, it is Tuesday.
Australia play in the AFC but Egypt is objectively more relatable me so I'll support them.It will mean more if they win too whereas Australia don't care.
>>156098793Kek, pretty good.
>>156098840our most famous song is about your country wtf man
>>156098840I can't believe you would betray your fellow Asian
>>156098792you have not, thirdoid saar!
>>156098820It's Friday, are you already getting disoriented? we haven't started yet
Based.Fuck islam, muslims need to be expunged
>>156098794you don't need to announce the fact you are brown to the entire board. it's not a normal thing to do here
I hate how these ass-wipes talk about us but i can't help myself not to support them against any team that is not MENA. Australia is perfectly within they're reach if they don't choke.
>>156098922What do they say about you?
>>156098936That their flag looks like a tomato
>>156098945Over the line.
I had Coptic neighbours, they weren’t that nice to live next to.
>>156098681some egyptian prossi gave some lads the clap so the lads smashed up a bunch of brothels in egypt. Resounding Aus victory
>>156098936For some reason, their public scene and media seem to have something against western nafris in general and morocco in particular so in any feud they'll not only side with the other camp but inflate the situation to bigger proportions and make sure to add oil on the flames.Less so than Algeria of course, but if only they could keep my country out of their mouth, that would be awesome.
>>156098945Damn, It does lol
>>156098945Does the red in both your flags represent blood?
>>156098960ok but that towel thing was weird
>>156098959Australians and foreign sex workers - tale as old as time
I wouldn’t mind losing against Egypt if it meant they beat Argentina but I feel like were the only ones capable of doing that until the final unironically
Salah can beat the entire aus team on his own we are that shit
>>156098131Not a fan of Egyptians but I will always root against the other Anglo countries because they're all inferior in every way possible
At the end of the day its just entertainment and I just want all the non-Americans involved to enjoy themselves
>>156099013Souttar is too big
>>156098131
>>156098178Shut up you sandnigger
>>156099013Dude just park the bus with your lineup of giants again like you did against Turkey. What's that manlet gonna do about? They rely on quick transitions to score.
Come on Striker Eureka, you can do it
>>156098993The towel thing was indeed weird and shameful.However, in the tier list of shameful things done in AFCONs, it sits at like the 2000th position. Between the corruption cases, paid referees, murders, attacks on team buses and so on.I'll tell you why our players were instructed by officials to do that btw, and it makes it that much more shameful.African Nations still believe in magic and evidently, some of our officials still do too. In Senegal in general and the Senegalese football scene in particular, the use of magical jujus and gri gris in football matches is widespread and their football federation had just made a public declaration in the same year stating that they'd crack down on their rampant use in stadiums.There's also an AFCON quarter final between Nigeria and Senegal where a Senegalese official stormed the pitch and snatched a Juju from the Senegalese goalkeeper which started a brawl.Our retards were taking those towels for the same stupid reason and made a joke out of us.
>>156098960>public scene and mediaNobody talks about you except when you win a game and they congratulate you, the Afcon scandal made headlines and people were understandably perplexed but that's about itYou know there are far more of your people and Algerians engaging with us because you're exposed to our meme pages and that's just a fact (we don't understand you anyway)
>>156099089Typo, it was a NIgeria official who stormed the pitch
>>156098852Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again and several AC/DC and INXS songs are more famous than that one thoughever
Salah is done, you just need to not give Marmoush any space otherwise he will score a worldie
>>156098131We austrians will have to park the bus again to win
>>156098266I like 4chan australians but reddit australians are literally the worst. They actually have american derangement syndrome.
>>156099202Salah has been great in this new role as a playmaker, Marmoush has been pretty shit. in any case it's based Zico they have to worry about
>>156099231Trvke
>>156099231It's true, same with brits.
>>156099231reddit australians are all people who have been bullied out of regular australian society
>>156098959Hope they listened to that The Chats song as they were doing it
>>156098131>ass
>>156099277this. if reddit actually represented reality, trump wouldn't be president right now
If Poppovich sets us up like a retard and he doesn’t go for it or play his best players I am going to FREAK
>>156099298i hope we use the pyramid formation
>>156099258I thought it was so funny how in the last game Marmoush got subbed off and his replacement scored immediately
>>156098945>>156098922A FUCKING TOMATO HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>>156099290FOP (FUCK OFF POM)
I'd rather Australia win this, but I'm not sure they have enough quality to pull it off. Trying to stay compact won't be enough, they'll have to carry a goal threat
>>156098974>>156099330
>>156099231Brother you need to spend some time in /AFL/ and /nrl/ Australians are literally mind broken by us worse than Canadians. It's hilarious how much they seethe when they see our flag. Meanwhile their top guy got killed by a fucking fish!!
Can't wait to sleep through this and then check the scores in the morning
>>156099389:(
>>156099392it's just the one flag autist
>>156099231when, how and why do you even interact with Australians from reddit?
>>156099392I mean some of you are clearly retarded
>>156099412on grindr
>>156099389...jk of course plant frend. cute tomato btw :)
>>156099231Why didn't you just say redditor? Irrespective of where they're from, they're the worst.
>>156099392Nah, I'll say it. Your country is the cause of so much of the enshittification of our country and our sports that you deserve to fucking hear it. You're like the boomers who couldn't see the forest for the trees when they were ruining the world.
>>156098945ahaha it does!
Reminder convicts lost in their national sport to Kermit's Arsehole aka Bangladesh so they're coping by pretending to care about football
>>156099749We lost to them at footy?
>beat the pharaohs>get cursedwe didn't think this one through bros
>>156099749Only uncs and jeets still care about cric
Reminder merkins lost in their national sport to Iran
>>156098266suez war was britain and france and egypt lost instantly wtf are you talking about, do you even know what the suez war is
>>156099953I think he's referring to the Suez crisis when Britain teamed up with France and Israel and an epic heckin marvel avengers plot and got BTFO, while you weren't directly involved you and the kiwis did vote against resolution 997 so you can consider yourselves honorarily BTFO
