/cric/ + /rug/ generalThis weekend:>NZ v France>Japan v Italy>Australia v Ireland>Fiji v Wales>South Africa v England>Argentina v Scotland>West Indies v Sri Lanka (2nd test)
Phwoar, now this is a thread
>nz vs franceare the french any good at cricket?
>>156098629they invented the french cut
funny how God allowed 15 days of test cricket to take place in england just days ago but rained off slop20
don't mind bit of /rug/ me as an /alf/ main and occasional /criccy/ enjoyer
>this thread is how I learned the all blacks are playing this weekendkinda crazy how much I just don't give a shit about rugby these days, I'm a terrible kiwi
YFI?
>>156098825depends if youre a seething jeet on an american flag or not
They all are Not posting in this travesty, why do the same autists keep trying to make “crug” a thing, they’ve been on about it for years?
>>156099052ease up turbo, its a good opportunity for a crug while theres no cricket on
lol he tried to make his own thread
I hope they move the captaincy on from Wilson, the Wallabies attack seemed to be centered around him last year. A goofy no.8 that thinks he's a flyhalf. It's so fucking impotent and embarrassing. I feel like the Kiwis are laughing at us. Or more than usual.
>"Canada Day"you would think I am making a joke but it actually exists and is in fact "celebrated" today
>>156099021Nah, just curious about the union is all.
>>156099211well you should watch. the all blacks v france will be the best game and starts in 47 hours (we'd be halfway through if it was on today)
>>156098629No that's why they had to invent French cricket
>>156099184Presumably like 'Australia Day', also celebrating the day of Federation?
>>156099325Only ones that actually sound worth watching >ABs v France >Japan v Italy>Poomas v Scatland England are going to get btfo by the Boks and the same with the Wallabies by Ireland.
Found shitjeet lads>>156099220
>>156098579based fucking /crug/
>>156098817it makes me sad too but it just doesn't have the same draw :(hopefully I'll get more excited once the tests start
>>156099485Wales getting btfo by the Flying Fijians will be funny to see toosacky can't stop taking Ls
>>156099450I don't care to find out
crisp thread lads potentially a good way to keep a certain flag away as well
Recommended tab gave me an indoor criggy stream happening in Tassiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLGiqRnZRk0
Stokes is going to heroically come out of retirement for the next ashesScreencap this
it actually wouldn't surprise me, he's that self involved
Wouldn't be the first time he pretended to retire from cricket
jarrod kimber if you write one more article that I consider in my sole and absolute discretion to be unforgivablly reddit I will abduct you and subject you to guantanamo bay style physical and psychological torture for a minimum period of 10 days this is a threat.
give us one of his reddit takes lad
>>156101163he said nz were a cricketing nation
>>156101500it's truethey wereRIP in peace
sure hope this thread will still be up when I wake tomorrow
>>156101163https://www.cricinfo.com/author/jarrod-kimber-329open any article you haven't done jarrod reddit kimber any favours by making me find that link my blood is boiling
>>156102174>one article in the last 3 years
he has a substack now
cricket AND rugby?slurp slurp ..hahalaters fags
for now rather
>gets a third ball duck trying to memehit in the biggest game in new zealand cricket history after begging the big strong indians to support him #foreverfaster>destroys english cricket entirely what's next for mccullum?
>>156102565I will give him credit that his final test was kino
can't remember it TbhI do remember him setting a literal ring field to try to stop voges during mitchell johnson's last test though lmao
>>156103197fastest test hundred in his final testwhat stokes was trying to dohttps://youtu.be/weCm_iO8Dps
>>156103293kekkKkkk and Stokes wanted to copy THat lmoareckon he is going to have a comeback and then try to score a century and then immediately retireall to satisfy his gigantic ego
cricket and rugby have nothing in common
Indians suck at both, that’s one thing.
>shitjeet got so BTFO with that thread he’s back on the zachy persona
I hope McCullum and Blob are shit-canned but I doubt it. I wonder if they’ll delay the decisions on the Test side and on Baz and Brook until after the white ball series. Again the issue is ‘who?’ and of course the usual England response is “the best batsman”, not that Harry is that good but is “rated” highest.
Didn't realise these Internationals were on ITV, fuggin get in, was wondering why coverage on Sandown was bumped onto itv4
the i is for international bruv
crug is refreshing nglcric these days is mainly>britfatcel yappin with bouldybthe pinnacle of criccy conversations innit
yfo also applies to /crug/ btw, fat twat
>he’s here
found him lads>>156106720
>>156102479mind your tongue guy!
>>156109383smart fat ngl
>>156109383lmao he regrets it so badly and seethes through every postimagine buying something to use it for 3/365 days. peak brainlet southern softy
just finished Bouldering might give Getting Killed a cheeky spin
India. Not even once.
reddit: the holiday destinationthis is why the narcissistic neek went with his bf
>women
Absolutely fuming lads forgot i promised by niece i'd watch her perform in some play saturday i'll catch all blacks and japanmiss aussie ireland and big chunk of wales though ffs
glammycha eta on the next crisco?
What are the bouldering gyms like in Calcutta or New Delhi?
reckon v10 in Yorkshire is a v1 in Calcutta /delhi
https://youtu.be/fZYzuIGDYGsx
>>156111617https://youtu.be/NcHcaBXLbsYtryan out a different ambience for are crug x
/cric/ disco tomorrow/crug/ disco saturday
so this is endeavor climbing gym Calcutta they seem to have invented their own weird looking moonboard going by pics
the zachy joke about the bard hotel is legit 10/10 humourmicksperg take notes you unfunny neek
>bnoz found /crug/
/crug/ wont last the night
Bloke who bowled me out on Saturday had just come back from playing for Cambridge's first XI apparentlyBack in the 1s this weekend, where the bowling will hopefully be a little less formidableNot that I'll see any of it, as I'll most likely be batting at 8 and in the team as a specialist fieldsman
>>156112347What was the joke?
/crug/ will last all weekendI know ireland will ruin it all by making a /rug/ though, but i SHALNT be posting in it
Shame the other cric didn’t stay up all the shitskins went to it and are now in here. They are like fucking flies.
not a fan of the thread bard just made on footy (you know the one)
how did West Indies with this bowling losing so badly in bongland in 2024?shocking
>>156115393https://o-neek-palace.ahmedabadhotels.net/en/where you stayed in India lmao
>>156119123o i c
blog on, neek twat
>britjeet gets BTFO >disappears >zachy reappears
>test cricket*disappears*>zachy b*reappears*
>>156120742kek so trueclockwork even
>>156098579https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_RgZKzF8bUgahaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>yank sissieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1-iXltablA
me¿https://youtu.be/U3Akw_oUpEA
>>156113568I will make sure it survives today. if it dies it will be at brit hands
>17k a year>subhuman povvo engshitter bnob lives off 17k a yearStill can't wrap my head around that
>>156123243
Something actually /cric/ related: new guy joined one of the on court sessions i attend - he stopped playing cricket as he became addicted to this sport instead - but he used to train with Hindu /strongmind/ and slayer of the dirty rotten cheating rapist convicts Litton DasSmall world
>>156123601amazeballs¡
time to go outside and do some DIY sebshitthread will smell nice again once you're out
or u could just stop with the arsewankment fella
>>156123638Sitara x said Litty D treated him.like a younger brother helped.him out a lot
*being drinks coffee*
>poojeets arrivegrimwell /crug/ was a good idea for a few hourscan let the wc devour it now
>>156123791 vasudhaiva kutumbakam innit¿ x>>156123792gm fella x
>>156123792This is my cricket related coffee
>>156123887Morning
>>156099696Sorry man, I'm taking a casual interest in cricket atm as well.
When are you going to do a train for Thorpey bnob mate you horrendous fat sack of shit?
Retard
imagine being a poo and trying to use train deaths as an insult
Imagine chucking yourself in front of a train getting your guts splattered across the tracks and leaving your two daughters fatherless because you hated your engshitter team mates that mich. Actually don't blame.him.probably better than drinking yourself to death like Robin Smith
Looking forward to the world cup being here next yearDoesn't have much to do with trains
>>156122960update: FUXK ICF finna go with CMU*my Alma mater
>>156123888looks like a classic nespresso
‘cretela u in moite¿>>156131270
>>156116867we need a jamboy to bait the flies while we post tbqdesuwy
apparently all the ancient india shit was done by pakistanis not indians. damning stuff for jamboy
>>156132887Vittoria akshully
wish i had a emma raducanu gf to treat me like a younger stepbrother and help me out a lot
met this lad on the streets of leicester in 2020. claimed to be a "stongmind ugandan" but not sure
>>156135159oh nonono
>>156135159It's a proud and ancient tradition I hear
>>156134728yep very much a paki-dominated area really
>>156135908zachy wrote of this
Damn Portugal survived
