A man’s game edition.
doyers
>poodres mouthing off againmendokusai
>>156147371Nobody invented baseball at all. Cavemen did. They only used clubs and rocks.
>>156147371I'm gonna pound your bussy
Mariners swept that series btw.
dodgers
I went for a celebratory run after Croney hit that homer. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
it was 6-0 LOL
>>156147423abner doubleday
I invented Gay Baseball
Take it easy this thread, boy.
tuck em!
this is fine because it isn't a faggot thread>>156147371previous >>156130157
tuckerbros... are we officially back?
tuck 'em
tucker on 4 fucking hitshe truly be feeling like a man when he walks thru
>>156147488no, its the poodres
Can we finally fire AJ Preller before he trades whatever farm and salas for fucking Skubal. Please, end our misery Doyers. I just want to see tatis and Merrill with salas, I'm so fucking done with machudo and Bogey and all the fucking hooligans on our team.
go go go
now Teo needs to stop being a shitter and we're really rolling
Where’s Fermin?
imagine being a doyerpaco only following the team because their obese gardener dad cheered on another obese mexilard pitcher for a few years while their abuelita's house was bulldozed to make way for the latrine to root for overpayed japs and whitesKEKK
>>156147371berds
>>156147490this is psychotic
>>156147436T-T
>>156147562uh oh stinky!
sweep incoming
Do not reply to chikaner
that will do, rushie
>>156147577Based >we're gonna rape the cubes tomorrow
>>156147578spin ‘em!
>>156147532Just accept he is going to buy at the deadline and Salas will make his debut wearing a Tiger’s jersey.
i can't make fun of padres anymore. they're just sad fools like that one webm you guys post. end this series quick
skubal to the doyers
>>156147606That’s not Chikaner. Chikaner uses the same buzzwords like thirdie and then shits on the sport altogether. Plus divegrass is going onIt’s a selfhating poodrepaco
>>156147628we need more frameswe need more teamies
>>156147691those are the only teamies I've ever seen posted :(
>>156147684>>156147606i'll always reply to him. he makes gays and trannies mad for some reason
>>156147665
you gotta admit enchiladres is pretty funny though haha
I'm partial to poodles
strikeoutahni
>>156147759He’s Chinese
Ohtani doing jack shit
I’m more of an old fashioned poodres kind of guy. Enchiladres is good though I will admit.
Why is there a cunt announcing the game when the dodgers are home? Orel celebrating Independence Day already?
okay for real why cant othani hit this game is he betting on a no hitter again?
Who's ready for Scam Shitter or Kermit Coal giving up runs tomorrow?Daaaaaa Jankees lose streak continues. Go Twins! sweep them. make it 0-9 or else I'm gonna kneel your necks George Floyd style
>>156147797good doggos
good eye, tommy E. he used to be a quick out last season. he still tries ambushing the first pitch -- which i like -- but he's seems to have gotten a lot more patient so far
broooooooooooo what the fuck is wrong with this guy man
I thought pinks was overrated, but did enjoy Kettles donuts and Astros family style restaurant the last time I went to LA. Gus reminded me of Canadian steak burger back at home.
>>156147838>>156147830He's mindfucked by Rushing
>>156147836Jessica is light years better than Karros
>>156147852He looks like NLCS Edman. He was clearly hurt or something last year.
>>156147852Teo has the worst batting discipline of the lineup by far tho he was better before he went on the IL last time
"Just fuck my shit up" said the pitches today
Is vesia dominican, because he sure wears his pants like one
>>156147881Mogged by a white man? Was he a padres plant? Is this espionage?
I think it’s time we have a conversation about Ruben Nambla…
San Diego is beautiful, LA is shit!
>>156147957Preller is your problem and always has been
>padres could only tee off Roki>shut down by the bullpenIs Roki really easy to read or something? What is this
>[Lin] The Padres have allowed 65 runs over these last six games. It's the worst six-game span in franchise history, surpassing the 61 runs they allowed from May 28-June 2, 2016.Those cubbies put the work on them.
>>156147881lmao
>>156147973what else is new
>>156148013Wtf is this game?
>>156147889>I would rather be shot than starve to death. Neither should be allowed near a booth.
>>156148049Me being a woman
>>156148013why would they upload this??
>>156148054That’s from last year but it’s still hilarious
>puto chantsfucking classless
>>156148054First dodgers at padres game where a ball was called a strike by the ump. Tanner Scott was in his shit form back then
>>156148054june 9th 2025 series
>>156148113I think that giant zit on his ass fucked up his mechanics last season
If you don’t like EK as the colored man you belong on Reddit.
Poopdres need to lose just for the lols
Don’t forget to monitor your fiber intake, Padres fans. It makes it easier.
>>156148070pics?
classic dads tonight
>>156148203he sucks and so do you
>>156148090It was a live umpirecam
>>156148285daddies are dealing
>>156148285Gah! Get that shit off the screen.BLEH!
I used to hate San Francisco, then I hated Houston, now I just loathe San Diego. Fuck the Giants, fuck the Astros and FUCK the Padres. Oh and fuck the Yankees too.
>>156148203Fuck EK. He blocked Paul Konerko.
>>156148295you should be able to switch any game to live ump cam and audio feed
>former rockies pitcheris that a good thing?
>>156148346Why would you hate the Padres? They have won nothing.
>>156148103kek did they really?
>random regular season game gonna have 5,000+ commentswtf? is it all bandwagoners
>>156148380Yes. He managed to escape.
>>156148459dodgers used to be a white (and black) people team but now it's just mexicans.
>>156148459Reddit dodger and padres fans, talk about horrors beyond what can be humanly imagined.
i just wanna say that's the past two dodger seasons have been magical
>>156148459>>156148578Go back
>>156148578
r/dodgers has better baseball discussion
>>156148459Reddit has better baseball discussion
Just need to bring in Mason Miller to keep this one close, the 'ole bloop and a blast
>>156148689pfma
>>156148689if you're a cuck!
>>156148499Never saw many blacks, but going to a game pre turn of the century was quite a different experience.
>>156148713It really doesn't.
I'd rather fuck a cubs girl than read the socially stunted down syndrome comments on the baseball reddits
>>156148616after looking questionable during the regular season. all the seasons we looked like this year we fell short.
>>156148739EW ARE YOU SURE
>>156148733It really does
>>156148660I have been on 4chan longer than you nigger.
>>156148794why do you faggots come here and act like you're slumming it for cred
>>156148825Woah take it easy boy. No need to get upset.
>>156148739hi
Jessica Mendoza has better baseball discussion (than Eric Karros)
>>156148418Good, they deserve to lose
>>156148868grim but true
>>156148868she unironically is one of the best color commentators. very high baseball IQ.
>>156148868>>156148886that bitch is flat out the worst
>>156148868I fucked her
>>156148727why did blacks stop caring about baseball?
our cRushing
>Teo laying off shit pitchesstop the pressesrushie :)
>>156148460kek
>>156148914She ain’t gon fuck you bruh lmaooooo
RUSH>>156148941trayvon case
Joel Davis’ wife hates when Jessica is in the booth.
>>156148960if you stop to actually listen to what she's saying instead of seething about a female in the booth you'd gain a lot of insights into the nuances of the game within the game
>>156149010no she doesn't
>>156148923Ironic :^)
>>156149028okay
What udder dogshit is this game
don't reply to astromiguel
When will this misery end?
>>156148765100+ win seasons never end in a title for the dodgers
I'm gay
>>156149004he has no idea who i am but i hate it too!>>156149044yes, good
FUCK YOU EGGMAN
>>156149068I’m so happy :)
>>156149067I know. it's always in the back of my mind.
I want landon knack back
IT WAS 6 - 0
>poodres will be <.500 by tomorrow nightgrim
>henriquez
pic related is how I view arguments between padres and dodgers fans
>>156149101he's been shit this season in AAA. if we see him again things are going very badly.
>>156149137More like this
>>156149127I honestly don't care, just deep clean the house and finally tell our GM to fuck off or have him have his own scouting department so he can diddle and groom kids he's so good at while a real GM handles business and trades.
>>156149133*Gervase
>>156149168You used to love preller...
Erm...
>>156149168you can't move those shit contracts. you're going to have to eat them. new owners are retards for overspending for the team. nouveau riche midwits who don't know what they've gotten into.
>>156149010She is a retarded softball player anon. Eric karros is an even bigger retard but that doesn’t change the fact she is worthless.
good catch andy p
>>156149227you've never played baseball. you've probably never even owned a glove.
>>156149260i have and i agree with him
Preller sold the entire farm and future and for what? A wildcard exit against the cubs? How is he still employed? I don’t blame Mike Shildt for resigning. The padres need to burn it all down and build it back up brick by brick. It’s the only way
>>156149220We just gotta hope and pray, we got Syucan Joe, old fuck Manny Machado, bogey, fucking Yu Darvish who can't even pull Japanese to this team, Merrill who took batting practice from Arraez, NLDS Cronenshit and Tatis baby mama drama Jr who doesn't even have 30-40 HR by now. This team is extremely fucked. They gotta pay off everyone to fuck off.
>>156149045>>156149063>>156149168if I were you I would move Mason Miller
>>156149270good for you
Can someone explain what happened? I had a late night meeting and it was 0-6 when I left kek.
>>156149288very good i know
the fathers don’t want it to end!
CAN THE DODGERS JUST END THIS SHIT GAME
Women's major league baseball starts Aug.1, I look forward to those gennies
>>156149304ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES
>>156149295you're not some enigmatic figure here. the actual real ones know.
Where do you think the Diaz trumpet player is now. She probably thought she had a sweet gig
>>156149326like just let the dude pitch dave you’re up 6
>>156149333Know this bussy
>>156149333i am
>it was 12-6
>>156149349that's the thing>>156149357okay, summerfag
padres are coming back
>it was 6-0
Cumback begins?
gg poodrepacos see you tomorrow
POODRES KEK!
>>156149370KEK
Doyers won that gamegg pods cya tomorrow
Gg dadsI can’t even laugh anymore
sure is summer
>>156149260Jessica posts on /sp/?
Summerfag here
>>156149421>>156149408
good game, padsAMAZING game
As a neutral observer the rest of the NL west being .500 bait sucks. I used to love watching the late games but with the Padres sliding downward, the Dbacks being the Dbacks and the Giants in the fucking gutter its really hurt the late night comfy games.
>>156149439these games are very comfy for doyers but less exciting
>>156149421She’s a girl!
>>156149466Yeah its nice for them, but this dodger team is boring as hell. Last year was really fun cause you never know when the bullpen would make a game a good time.
>Meeting up with old co-worker friends all night>Check Dodgers score in the 2nd inning>Down 6-0 with Chokey Sasaki>Oh well, we'll get them tomorrow>Check score after dinner>Tie game in the 4th>Just got home>6-1 finishAbout to catch up in the other thread and highlights, but wtf happened
>yamamoto starts tomorrowTop kek that explains the insane run support tonight
>>156149519>>156149466>coming back from being down 6-0>boring>less excitinglmao come on now, sonnnn
>>156149570doyers started raking and the bp stepped up basically
No delicate way to say this: we should all probably be rooting for the Padres to lose right now. This is a mid-to-bad team currently playing like a truly dogshit team, and the only way Preller will definitively sell is if they continue to fall down the standings.There have been some moments this year but we’re not watching a contender. Oh well, retool for 2027 (presuming there’s even a season)
>>156149570DODGER BASEBALLENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES
>>156149624making the 'offs is better even if you get btfo. there's always a glimmer of hope in the postseason.
***ALL-DAY TEAM***Top performers of the games played July 2nd, 2026.Left Field: Mickey Moniak 3/5, 2 rbi, 3 runsCenter Field: Cedric Mullins 2/4, 2 rbi, 1 hr Right Field: Jake McCarthy 2/4, 4 rbi, 3 runsThird Base: Nick Gonzalez 3/5, 2 rbi, 1 hrShortstop: Brayan Rocchio 1/4, 3 rbi, 1 hr, walkoffSecond Base: Josh Smith 2/2, 2 rbi, 1 hrFirst Base: T.J. Rumfield 2/4, 1 rbi, 2 runsCatcher: Dalton Rushing 4/4, 4 rbi, 3 runsDesigned Hitter: Dominic Smith 1/4, 3 rbi, 1 runStarting Pitcher: Bryce Miller 7.0 ip, 0 er, 8 k
>>156149652source?
>>156149689baseball gods
tommy E is such a pal. he stole 3rd so andy P could get another RBI, but the retard jap threw a wild pitch
poodrespacos kek
Everything is fucked on this team...
>>156149736hey
>>156149624cmon you dont need to go to plebbit to find pathetic poodres fans, they're right here
>>156149682I like this post. sending good mojo your way to help you from burning out making it(them) longer.
>>156149682>***ALL-DAY TEAM***
>>156149780Thanks, I am hoping to raise some interest for quality discussion.
>dodgers radio wrap up playing smack that as background musiclel
>>156149220in fairness their real former owner died who probably would've kept spending until SD made the WS but ownership was transfered to his brothers who were dodgers fans who just wanted to cash out ASAPso the future of the team is up to what the new new owners want to do after the CBA but poodres fans shouldn't get their hopes up
>>156149682wheres ohtani?
Do poodre fans think that they can just trade away those bad contracts?
>>156147532Maybe the padres shouldn't hire shitty no-name managers with none experience. Preller is actually really good at roster management, and when the Dads have a good manager who actually coaches his players to not be idiots (Melvin when he actually cared his first year, Shildt), they are a lock for the playoffs. But when you have shitty managers (Tingler, Stammen) you get what you see: wasted talent and bad losing streaks with awful and undisciplined play.I guess that's on Preller at this point which is a shame because he's a terrific scout of players and is great with everything but picking and keeping good managers, which he is bad at.
Dodgers win on One Piece night.
>>156149682I think this post is STUPID and you are DUMB for making it you IDIOT
>>156149429NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK HAD A BUNCH OF HITSCHINESE FOOD MAKES ME SICK AND I THINK IT'S FLY WHEN SUMMERFAGS STOP BY FOR THE SUMMERFOR THE SUMMER......https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20
>>156149879theyre mostly idiots who want to prospect hug>>156149885>terrific player scouthe has no rotation, his bullpen came cratering down and the best player on his team is a call up from AAAkek some genius
>>156149893The power of god and anime on our side
it's fucked up that aphex twin wrote come to daddy as a sendup of nineties metal. he could've made some legit good shit
LEAVE TUCKER ALONEHE DOESN'T WANNA INTERVIEW
>>156149281I'm really surprised the Poodres didn't grab a Japanese bat this offseason. Okamoto and Murakami are both raking and the latter missed an entire month. Meanwhile their pitching acquisitions and their platoon besides Ty France are rock bottom. SD used to be the 3rd team in Japan but soon it'll be Sox for sure. Even Matsui after G1 of the last Dodger series didn't bother talking to the Japanese press since he knows they don't care about him lmao.
gn
>>156149973He went 4-4 today
>>156149885at its peak the SD farm was considered the best ever assembled by multiple outlets that track that sort of thing. Preller is an exceptional scout. He is the exact opposite at "roster management". He's rotated through 4 or 5 different head coaches and created a roster bloated with expensive, unmovable contracts. He's traded away the best future player assets from the farm to temporarily plug roster holes for a team that's already in decline. This should have been the golden age for the franchise and Preller has singlehandedly assembled a team that's going to be treading water for the foreseeable future as its best-case scenario.
>>156149281Better to pay them to leave then to let them ride it out in San Diego. A young team has hope, and it feels like the hope is all but gone from the Friar faithful. Trade deadline isn't for another month so there's time to shop and decide what's best.
>>156150044That was the result of years of letting the farm grow. In less than 5 years preller has gutted that farm with only a single World Series ring (2022) to show for it.
>>156149973that's his role as the shiny expensive new toy. he's earning his keep.
GOLDEN SLUMBERS FILL YOUR EYESSMILES AWAKE YOU WHEN YOU RISE sleep pretty darling do not cryand I will sing a lullaby
7 games for throwing around a racist term is just not acceptable or enough. 7 starts minimum or 32 consecutive games.
>>156150081win now mindset is a helluva drug
Naylor is a real life crazy person bro is detached from reality
>>156149595Tonight was fun but im mostly talking about overall for the season. Been a lot of sleepy blowouts against teams that are overmatched. You compare this year to the previous few and its not even close even if the Dodgers still won in the end. Its just hard to get excited for a Dodgers vs Giants or any other NL West game right now cause of how meh they are.
>>156150069no sensible person is going to pay them, rich people are by definition stingywhy are poodresfans so delusionalact like you're not gonna miss baseball after 2027 and won't go back to habitually watching and bitching about your team in 2028 no matter what
>https://x.com/i/status/2072918987281969648>Dodgers graped Vasquez so bad that he fainted from that ass fucking Plus Xrays from being beaned by mookie linedriveHOLY SHIT, this team is beyond saving. Beyond redemption cursed.
winning 12-7 is fun and all, but are we ready to talk about Rochimpo Sasakape?
>>156150206Nothing new to talk about really. He either heems or gets heemed and nowhere in between.
>>156150182Can't relate, I love watching the best team and the best player to ever grace the sport. Every blowout is just a reminder of the power gap to me.
>>156150206RoKING is him when it matters, he's like the Japanese Treinen.
>>156150134What’s funny is that every time Preller would trade a haul of prospects Padre fans would always talk about how few prospects actually become stars, justifying the trade. This is true but prospects are more likely to become solid players with cost controlled contracts, allowing you to put together a more sound roster without dumpster diving or overpaying for washed veterans. The current version of the padres is the result of year after year of trading away players that could have been put around the stars they already had.
>>156150219Well as i said at first im just a neutral fan who enjoys the late window baseball. I wish i could enjoy the AL West as much as the NL but the AL west is pretty much the Astros and a bunch of choking shitters (Outside the one year the Rangers managed to not fuck it all up.). So its much more fun when you have good teams with flaws to create good games rather then stuff like this year.
Faggot padresfags are super ass devastated right now. You should probably go back to wherever you were before the bandwagon nobody will be mad at you
>>156150206I think Dave Roberts's patience is wearing thin, he sounded pissed about Sasaki in the postgame presser
>>156150206
>>156150276I wish he could be delt to a team thats out of the playoffs just so he could work on getting better without worrying about overall wins and losses. He always feels under so much pressure and you can tell when he just lets games get out of control.
>>156150274I'm just waiting for Chargers season to start so I can finally see injury ending season for Herbie with how the front offices don't even protect him with centers. Poor Herbie. Everyone at LA hates Herbie for some reason.
>>156150303>He always feels under so much pressureThing is, Dodgers are one of the few teams who'll give him this long of a leash because they have the best win record in MLB and a very wide division lead. They can afford to lose the games Sasaki starts, and Yamamoto and Ohtani are there if he needs encouragement in his native lingo, and guys like Miggy Ro and Kike are bros who try to cheer him up. None of it is working though and he looks like a fucking basket case
>>156150257yeah, it helps the Dodgers out, which suits me fine, but it's still kind of depressing to watch.
remember how the poodres death spiral started when 2poo got cocky and threw a bbq?
>>156150362Skubal can take his spot in the rotation for the postseason run. Roki is a luxury we can stash on the end of the bench until he sorts himself out.
Why is Wells broken?
>>156150206not 100% sure, but they might have said he was a mets fan on the radio. if true, YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Don't worry guys, Breweranon said they're finally gonna beat the Dodgers in the postseason this year!
>>156150480Brewers and Phillies both have the pitching to knock us out in a best of five. We'll likely be favored but there are no guarantees.
>>156150521>8 man rotation
>>156150480Would rather give Miller to Brewers but idk, Broors are notorious playoff chokers ngl will Broors actually get it done or choke just like green bay packers.
>>156150206Shoulda kept him as a reliever and developed him further down that route. He showed promise in the playoffs. He's just not getting it done as a starter.>But those two great games he had recentlyDoesn't count when he can only show up against the Angels.
>>156150560skubal is going down to milwaukee already
>>156150105U_U — zzzzzzz
>>156150531Padres fans are crying kek
You see that post game presser? Even Dave Roberts know the Sasaki experiment is over
>>156150751poodrespacos have no rights
>>156150799he stinks right now but it's far from over
>>156150799Send him to the Pacos. They literally lost their starter today. >>156150202
>>156150857someone must have done that for game 5 of the 2024 WS also I imagine
>>156150819He said he’ll still be a starter because there’s no alternative. His patience has run thin
>>156150939>His patience has run thinthat's classic projection. the Dodgers will be patient with him for as long as it takes because they can afford to be and his potential is still incredibly high.
>>156150531I used to bang a girl that had the jolly roger tattoo on her leg
why are guardiangirls like this?why do they have to grandstand on the internet?
They're gonna give Sasaki all season to get it together and if he doesn't, he'll be repurposed or gone.
Dodgers' front office will likely stick with Sasaki and keep using him because they still want that Japanese money—plus, they’re currently sitting in first place with a 13-game lead.
kek!
>schizophrenic is dealingkek
>>156151542somebody fuck this guys ass
>>156151542>Pride night cursesThat's not a bit, that's the Mets' reality until they have Traditional Christian family values night to atone for their sins
they aren't bits. they're important posts to create a cohesive board culture.
>>156150521The problem is the Brewers and Phillies always choke in the playoffs. They've had the team to beat the Dodgers on paper for several playoff runs but always shit their pants come October. Look at what happened last year, that Dodgers team was looking for reasons to lose all season but nobody could stop shooting themselves in the foot and let the Dodgers win it. Unironically the only team that can probably beat the Dodgers this year is the Braves. Several guys on that team have a history of actually coming through in the playoffs and have the general talent to match LA.
>>156151928the reality is that anyone who makes the playoffs can make a run. Having more playoff experience can't ever be a bad thing. Overall health and how rested players feel are probably the biggest factors in who has the best chance to win imo. Remember that the Nationals were considered chokers before they finally went on to win the WS. They even beat the Dodgers who had been beating them some of those years on the way to doing it.
Why are they dodging anyway
>>156152171entertainment purposes
>>156151928>Brewers and Phillies always choke in the playoffsYou havin a laff? The Dodgers reputation wasn't much better before Ohtani came over.
3peat soon. luck will go the dodgers' way
i can't wait for the ohtani-rushing no hitter
>>156152331The anime fanfics from that would be insane
this was the game that convinced me that Niebla is punting this season as a coach because he's mad he didn't get the manager job. the signs were there, but today was what set it in. The positives though is that Croney seems to be actually back to his old self after being dead for 2 years
>>156152171back in the day crossing the street in brooklyn meant risking life and limb to crazed trolley car drivers going 15 mph down the street
>>156152750was like crossing a busy highway it was
>bussy highway
good morning I'm hungover because I had two drinks
>>156152258it only took an infinite money glitch and japanese babe ruth
>>156154375you take what you can get
Neurotypical is dealing
Breakups are hard but the Braves and I are going our separate ways. I need a bullpen that can actually protect a lead late in the game without giving me a heart attack. Consider me a lifelong Cardinals fan as of last night.
shut up faggot, you don't know ball
Is Aries the funniest stand up comedian ever?https://youtube.com/shorts/dvtXN88eSa8?is=Jp-W_TcNiGxyLfrP
>>156155838>bullpen that can actually protect a lead late in the game without giving me a heart attack>Consider me a lifelong Cardinals fanwho's gonna tell him
>>156147371>A man’s gameplaying with a dog toy isnt what a man should be proud of
>>156155949Jojo Romero mogs darling.
>>156151542
gm
Mets get gaped today.
>>156155949Your living in May. Soriano has a low 3 ERA, Fernandez is finally healthy and back in the mix and Gastelum has been dealing in Memphis. The depth is actually there now.
>>156155929ROTF
We need P. Ness
We need Tess Tickle
Show us Tess Tickle
>>156156505I like Soriano. Fernandez has amazing meltdown potential and has the yips when he plays his position. As for Gastelum, they don't want to add any more good players to the 40 man because of the lockout
>>156156474I really hope he develops a changeup or slider for the postseason so he can be unhittable, that would be the best case scenario. The curveball is fine but it can get away from you easily and tends to be a much less competitive pitch. He should tinker with that sweeper he’s thrown before.
>>156156474cum shitter lmaoooo
>>156156703Which players sneek a lil chub rub w/ da boys?
>>156156694I think the CBA doesnt expire until december so they can still add him to the 40 man if they need to.
>>156157169Not my sockie wockies
>>156156748I’m hearing Cum n Jizz of the stanks
Now’s the time where the Twins let a slumped Yankees team give them belt
>>156157467https://voca.ro/1lCYWwPYvvoB
be avised - got a potential mommy contact here, over.
Slade Cecconi's ERA:>Mar-April6.25>May4.31>June1.88And they said cold weather was good for pitchers...
>>156157644no one ever said that. most of these arms loosen up more the warmer it gets.
>>156157698>no one ever said thatmaybe in commiefornia. ball doesn't travel in the ohio winter
>>156157793are you talking about hitters or pitchers because you're conflating them both and coming up with a convoluted conclusion
cards/cubs tonight
>>156157898what's bad for hitters is good for pitchers, don't you think?
I reckon I could go for a poundin
Guardians have so many Catchers, they got one trying to play left field and nobody knows whether Bo Naylor is even in the country
>>156157926the ball travels farther in heat but pitcher arms also loosen up at the same time
>>156157970go braves!
>>156157530she says she used to get really offended in her (something) phase... what did she say before phase?
>>156158025Her hoeing phase
gm mariners nation>>156155949>>156155838kek... KEK!!!
birds
>>156147371Damn look at all those receding hairlines
>>156158427men used to have testosterone
>>156150462>Why is Wells broken?For fifteen years now, the Brian Cashman farm system teaches one thing and one thing only: Swing as hard as you can on a 47.5 degree angle regardless of the situation.
schizos used to be funny now they just won’t stop talking nonesense
kek @ Kwan telling Ingle the outs.kid is having a rough time
Do you swing off a tee for training, anon?
>>156158631Cooper Ingle should be sent down to the minors.
brb gonna go take a schlittler
>>156158674well he just came from there. Angel Martinez should be back from injury soon.
I'm a man! A Reds man!
brb gonna take trazodone to quell my schizophrenia
Howdy...
>>156158690This is just nonsense!
>>156158668She can cleanup (my kitchen) anytime
>>156158668yeah if youre gonna post ai you can at least make them naked
>>156158918Are we trading for Lindor back?
>>156158965fuck no, we love Brayan Rocchio.
Braves are the braves. Don't worry too much about them slumping.
>>156159036What? You don’t want clubhouse AIDS?
>I tell you what, if he gets picked off there, he better not go back in the dugoutkek, love these old bastards
cardkees own the cubgers
>>156159159the braves and yankees were right next to the dodgers just a week ago
>>156159303>yankeeswut
>>156159325The well is running dry in that department, we may need to contact the Cubs for Matt Shaw in the near future.
>>156158668Would blow (a fat load)iykwim
>>156159385> iykwimucsamcrn?
>>156159482IS...IS THAT A FRIDGE SHAPED 50 YEAR OLD WOMAN...!!!!????? AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA
>>156159482i look like this and post here
Rays win AL pitcher and player of the month
>there you go, bring your own portable fan>oh, I thought she was shavingKEK, no wonder manfred wants him out
>>156159526post your 50 year old wife and let's compare
>>156159567
>>156159468>ucsamcrnyniwgybasys
Arias you're a lazy fuck
>>156159537Drew Rasmussen? heh... more like Drew SHITmussen!
>>156159159The Egg of Mediocrity.... is cracked?
>>156159546keeeeek
laughable baserunning from both teams this game. at least the Sox can make routine defense plays
>>156159759it's over (easy)
>>156159201Now if only Neto could stop striking out all the fucking time and stop making errors all the fucking time.
>>156159482>Yes I’m in shape. Rectangle’s a shape!
>>156159581She has a bit of a stomach on her but it looks really good
>>156159945god i miss my ex
strike this bussy
>>156160100was he hot?
>>156160138he could suck a MEAN cock. (right now)
>>156159036HOLY FUCKING SHIT ROCCHIOOOOOOOOOOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAwc568rLIg
>>156159159broken league
>>156160345dane how many games do you usually watch?
>>156159468>ucsamcrn?U could suck a mean cock right now?>>156159713>yniwgybasysYes nigger I will gargle your balls and stroke your shaft
>>156147371Cavalli the goat. Contreras is a bitch. That is all
brehs...
>>156160409idk
>The pitch...>SWUNG ON>HIT HIGH>HIT DEEP TO RIGHT>DOWN THE LIIINEEE...>...>...>FAIR BALL>HOMERUN>WALKOFF WINNER
So why is saying "boy", a normal part of most southerners lexicon, to a Venezuelan racist?
>>156160752post dingershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UdsVO7HaJg
>>156160778how about some Big Christmashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHvZFUaptSs
>>156160778BIG.FUCKING.CHRISTMAS.https://youtu.be/ZHvZFUaptSs
>>156160876>>156160862
>>156160862>>156160876xmasmind
>>156160926>he's hitting .121 in AAA Baltimore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F9p5WSZtjA
>>156158965Omar Vizquel, who has 2,877 career hits, 11 gold gloves, was a 3x all-star, has turned more double plays than any middle infielder in MLB history, and stole over 400 bases to boot……… is not in the hall of fame.
So they replaced the softball game with 3v3 even though it's stilled going suck as it's mandatory to include women? Then the put the Home Run Derby on Netflix only because they're a bunch of money hungry tribesman? Yeah, MLB can FUCK OFF. I hope the HRD gets terrible viewer numbers.
>>156161017He played on so many teams that people assume he wasn't good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQFCjLQnMqk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDkzMYXTrA0
>>156161055based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIjHo4xwyr4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hSNO_PhSnI
>>156161054Surely most people picture him as part of that loaded late 90s Indians team.Then again maybe not, maybe that’s why Lofton’s getting screwed too.
>>156161202stankees kek
>>156161228> Lofton’s getting screwedhe absolutely is. don't understand that one at all
>>156160752Rochio mogs lindor
remember when scouts said his arm slot would hold him back? now his commanding his fastball perfectly and looking like a frontline starter.
>>156160999take me back
>>156161409bro what i wouldn't fucking give
>>156161384They also projected Schlittler to the bullpen, these guys are just hits where normally everyone is a bust.
>>156161226>not the Phil Rizzuto callhttps://youtu.be/hI9jGRPZNSE
just a reminder that Kyle Tucker went 4-4 with 3 RBIs yesterday while ohtranny went 1-5 with 0
>>156161433no disrespect to Maris, but what the hell are these dimensions
did you know the blue jays shoot porn at their stadium?
>>156161448How many innings has Kyle Tucker pitches this year? That's what I thought.
>>156161675Austin Hedges has pitched 2
>>156161422>>156161409Reds need a racist old woman owner. That's the secret sauce to them being a WS contender again. Marge Schott haters can fuck off.
>>156161716based and maybe true
>>156161716'no.'
I need an afillin'
>>156161747Hating Marge Schott is anti-Reds and anti-Cincinnati. Same with hating Pete Rose.
>>156161747>>156161803Pete and Marge did nothing wrong.
>>156161829100% truth. If people think most players today, MLB or MiLB, aren't gambling/predictive, they're unbelievably retarded.
>>156161675We'll find out tonight
>>156161986Gambling? No I meant the other thing.
I like the old clips of billy west doing his marge schott impression
>>156162309
>>156161228Vizquel, Lofton and Belle all belong in the hall, the baseball writer's association can suck one
>>156161716>>156161727absolutely true, the Reds have been a shit franchise since Marge was forced out because of "muh racism". Was she socially uncouth? sure but she always put the fans first and I thought she was fucking hilarious. The only people who thought she was truly racist were the same kind of useless fucks tossing that word around today
Please hold me down...
>>156161586Qrd?
>>156164111*pins you*
>>156161586Yea.Cause I fucked her.
>>156164242the greedy fucks built hotel rooms right into the stadium
>>156164599>there are people paying for porn in 2026
>>156164599I could swear i remember there being a porn shot with the blinds open during a game, it got posted during the ws last year
>>156164599there was acutally an incident right after the Skydome was put into use where a couple was fucking in full view of the stadium mid game
>>156164702that's a kek
>>156164599Right, I’ll do ya for that…
>>156164599>not having sex in the stands
>>156164702o kek
>>156164677>>156164702I'm pretty sure the windows all have a two way mirror glare now for this very reason
>>156164111Trips of truth!
>>156164750yeah in the spirit of bark in the park and tarps off there should also be a section dedicated to fucking
>>156161762
>>156164599>$0.00 FOR 7 DAYSWhat happens on day 8?
>>156165012fat-in-mirror gorilla jr is on pace for 8 count them 8 home runs this year
>>156165481the price doubles
>>156165511I think we can do a lot better than fat-in-mirror gorilla jr
How about Flabbymir Gutrerro Jr. or Fattymir Buttrerro Jr.?
>>156164677best seats in the house
>glad-im-here forever coon, yuh
>>156164702I remember that also
>>156165511He needs to get his eyes checked and start exercising and lifting or he'll be just like Pablo Sandoval
>>156165835>Reyes fanI bet he's a mid fuck
I need to be filled
>>156165918let's just say the threesome only had one woman.
Wake up babeYankees season is over (Rodon to the IL with elbow problems)
You’re all gonna shit your pants next season.
one hour til cardinals baseball
>it was the Yankees are gonna be a first round exitwe ain’t even making it bitch jokes on you
>>156165934kek
I need to be covered in meat
>>156164750>sex in the standsNow obligatory for me to post my "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" parodies:2026!https://voca.ro/1euHUAUB8VWr2022 (Original)https://voca.ro/14m9t3FfUryd2023 (Braves)https://voca.ro/16WMVbrYKB3U2024 (Dodgers)https://voca.ro/1oOUu995tdpE(Non-Gay)https://voca.ro/1Nq9EKvgl3u52025 (Yankees)https://voca.ro/1hLSLpWRKF8lEnjoy
>>156166259O I’m gonna give ya a poundin’
>>156166259>that post>that nameYeah... thinkin' BASED!
>>156166361>me pasting all of these urls into my browser and listening intently
>>156166373WHOA NELLY... THE BASED CUP RUNNETH OVER!!1!
>>156166459For me, it's the non-gay one
>>156166480Please baste my ass
where is bastespie
>>156166259>>156166373>>156165934>>156165012This is my favorite maymay on /mlb/!
Anyone else want all sports to allow PEDs? If these leagues want more fans & ratings, they'll get it when everyone is on gear. I want to see if a juiced up Judge can get the HR record. How fast a juiced up Misiorowski can throw. >but muh integrityThat went out the window when they partnered with Big Gambling, juiced the balls for specific players, allowed pitchers to use substances, etc.
>>156167644No one likes roided out freaks, also you'd have a bunch of failed high school / college guys turning into women or some shit when they're juiced to the gills but fail to get there.I'd rather they allow aluminum composite bats or the sticky-icky for pitching
yep. I'm thinking reddit has better charts
pitching speed limits are the future of baseball
>>156167836collar this rat!
>>156167813>No one likes roided out freaksSeeing as ratings were higher during the steroid era than it has been the past 8 years, pretty sure people did like them.
>>156167836this chart is objectively retarded and something a newbie analyst would make
>>156167871Aren't speeds inflated by 5-8MPH as they now clock it out of his hand instead of when it reaches the plate?
>>156167644>>156168045Please fuck my ass
>>156168487Migrate when ready
>>156167836yeah I'm thinking winky mogs...
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