dogs vs swansiggs vs crows
ummmmm why are the 50m arcs in pride flag colours?
quality
Thirst
>>156153063x
>>156153053Really crisp picture. Well done.
>>156153053Lucky, I refreshed before hitting post. Would've been 3 new threads in the catalog
>>156153066>I like it, and this ai makes being a l33thax0r so easy anyone can do it ay?Mate I did a reverse image search, takes 5 seconds
>>156153053graphicscunt, that you? I really dig this.
>>156153053
>>156153062Pride game. It's with the dogs this year because Sydney poofs can't handle someone testifying, "I never said that."
GOOD EVENING SIRSVESTERN BULLDOG VERY GOOD TEAM YES?VE LIKE TO WATCH SIR BONTEMPELLI MARCUS YES VERY GOOD KICKBAILEY VILLIAM VERY GOOD PLAYER YES?SAMMY DARCY VHEN HE PLAY?
>>156153053Love this mate, your mother and I are really proud of you, I hope you know that
POOFNEY POOFSKEK
>>1561530974chanx has the image search plug in, so i did too. it brings up the address of the shop. but you didnt ask about the fish and chips just about living in "the inner city", which brunswick west isn't so I assumed it was supposed to be some kind of doxxing flex, of which it wasn't.the fish and chips are reallyh good for the record.
Brunswick West is inner city m8 get a grip
blu on bell st in 15 minutes champ
>>156153145inner west suburbs, get a melways
>>156152661uhh.... jeff farmer... uhh... wirrapanda.... uhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhh
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>156153132You said the Brunswick West place is your "local", so I'm assuming you live in the "local" area.You could be traveling from Melton to this place for all I know
>west brunswick
Where the fuck was the welcome to pride?
stadiums with shitty camera viewing should NOT be allowed anymorescg, tassie, get em out
>>156153156Farmer beat up a car at the casino but his wife is hot as fuck
Can we use the other thread? That photo of Curnow is ridiculous.
>>156153185sorry swanspoof, you were too slow
>>156153183>Farmer beat up a carjosh or matt?
brunswick west is inner norf not inner westkeep it down spergs im watchin footy
more like bumsdick
>>156153185>can we use the gay thread instead of the retard threadnofag
Why is /afl/ so incredibly homophobic?
it's west brunswick
>>156153053this should be animated. i'm still laughing at it.
inb4 both of tonight's games are boring one sided slop
>>156153215it's a self-hating demographic
>>156153215i'm attractive, always have been. started hit on by gays from 12 onwards, girls started showing interest around 13, 14 but it bwas a male (an older guy, mid 20's at least) who first actually was forward. nand I was 12, mate. so yeah, i'm pretty homophobic.
dogs don't have any pride gear on
i never get any attention from women but an obviously gay man gave me a good look last week still not sure how to feel about that
happy pride game lads
>>156153053WHy is are iggs being portrayed like THat¿???
i used to get hit on by gays heaps when i was a twinky 20something. they don't give me the time of day anymore
all swans are white
>>156153160HEAVE HOO
Lmao anyone see that security guard sitting on a chair like a 11 year old spastic
We're the CrowsThe Adelaide Crows
>>156153121really really good read.
>worstern bullshits
>goal ump using gay flagsDid the AFL tick this off?
>>156153388enough about the eagles, they might win tonight
>>156153408tex will probably kick 10 on them again kek
The SCG is based
fucken LOL BT u funny cunt
https://youtu.be/e0UOew2Fc-cIGGSGGS
>>156153453Wedge tails fuck up murican Eagles. If you're bald go to turkey
Did someone say iggs?
lol at these dog faggotsany closer and he'd have to kick it backwards
how goods charlie?
Boys, I’m just sad tonight, missing her
Dogs are disgraceful pretender cunts.
>>156153480x
it's crowver
>>1561531324chanx has stopped working for me. Its pretty shit.
CurnGOD
alright churnow I'll give you that one
>>156153480Bald Eagles are larger than Wedge Tails, mate.
>>156153527brave browser?
>>156153519so no different from any other night got it. maybe it was your narcissism that drove your non-existent gf away ?
Stop watching the non iggs game
Curnow foaming at the mouth when he gets the chance to play against a shit team with spud defenders in the home and away
ummmm, anyone got a tarp? we've got the gun.
>>156153543Yeah brave it stopped working this afternoon. It was fine yesterday.
Why can't i watch the iggs?
Changed my mind, do not watch the iggs game
>>156153557Turned over now. Dogs are shit and their crap defence just gonna get beaten up with Curnow kicking 8+.
2 absolute fizzers from 4 of the most overrated teams ive ever seen
If a player is on his knees then it shouldn't be a high tackle and they should be responsible for any injury they might okay. Gotta stamp out midgeting.
Is there any rule against giving another player a wedgie?
>>156153598Collingwood will serve up an elite game tomorrow don't worry
COME ON STARCHEVICH DO SOMETHING YA SPUD
>>156153482
>>156153604Holding
Duggan is so fucking shit for Pete's sake
>>156153611He's a shut down defender. What are you expecting him to do?
fog status?
>Curnow multiple goalsNo bigger sign that the Dogs are pretenders. kwab.
I don't like this woman singing about glorious dog poo.
>>156153628shut down fogarty?
>>156153628idk maybe shut someone down
>>156153628Be involved in a head bump and be medically retired desu.
Fucking hell, both these slopfests are going to be over by half time.
STUPID USELESS FUCKIN IGGERS
>>156153650Mini has to move him onto him to do that.
>>156153667shout this at full volume if you're at the game
have to write a speech for sister's wedding. what level of blue/lewd/incriminating should it be? I know it's her day etc but its gotta be not like I got ai to write it. not vanilla boilerplate but not a powerpoint of her being a whore that time on holidays. where's the entertaning medium? any advice?
>>156153643Its a terrible ad
>friday night blow outsThese teams are getting torn apart more than my arsehole on a day ending in "y".
>Two games on at the same time>They're both one sided stompsAmazing.
>>156153681People don't like stuff too lewd about women, just joke about her secretly being a slob or whatever.
Corrr me back is sore
friday night poofyfriday night poofy
>>156153702its what Im thinking, what I might think is ok might not get a pass. so err on the side of caution?
>>156153681The lewd jokes are for the best man to make about the groom. You'll piss people off, especially her and her husband, if you talk about her being a slut.
>>156153719Throw caution to the wind. Give them a slideshow of her nudes.
>>156153681Talk about that time on holidays you ate her out.
>>156153719Depends on the audience but probably your best bet yeah
>39 - 3>24 - 1
>>156153681use embarrassing brother/sister shit especially when you were kids is fine, anything beyond "picking her up drunk one night" she'll be shitty at you
>>156153721thats what I thought. was spitballing stories with dad and my older brother and none of us could agree on a level of acceptability so think i'll just play it safe and say she's a slob, which will get a couple of laughs but not me in the shithouse.
>>156153764Excuse me, my iggs just started their comeback
>>156153764
After having gone to maybe like 15-20 weddings sincerity is a desperately lacking commodity nowadays. Celebrants are the fucking worst too, has anyone been to a wedding done by Mark Larkham the weatherman? It's like he was auditioning for SNL though there's been worse. Biggest day of a man and woman's life and there's some hack doing a routine.
Iggs got a goal.
Poonow
DOGSPERG ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY?ARE YOU OKAY DOGSPERG?
Darcy Faggoty can only beat up on shit teams
Got to move Bazzo off the Fog. He's getting rag-dolled and gaped.
>iggs goal before flogs
>iggs goaled before the dogs despite the dogs having a 40 minute headstart
>>156153798Young is even worse, we have no one with ginbey and Edwards out.
>>156153775the celebrant they've booked is actually entertaining, he also dj's the thing (her best friends wedding was a month ago, same florist, dj, all that shit. like a rehearsal) so that should be alright. dads stocking the open bar with good stuff for us too.
>>156153805This is the kind of pathetic shit worst cock fans are holding onto lmao
Fogerty looks like ned flanders.
>>156153681I'd be livid if my sister was getting married
>>156153823nah i'm a banecunt but dogs are frauds and you sound like dogsperg or a fredsperg
>>156153825gay flanders
>>156153772Good move, mate. If you have an anecdote that's playfully embarrassing for her with her coming off as ditzy or demanding you'll get a laugh from everyone and she'll enjoy it. Just can't humiliate her or allude to her being a slut.
take your normalfag shit to reddit you fuckin faggot
>>156153825>stupid sexy fogarty>>156153837dursma or ashcroft?
I'm terrified my mate is gonna ask me to best man at his wedding and ask me to do a speech.
>>156153837because you're a chud?
We know what fish & chip shop he frequents, it's only a matter of time before the other pieces fall into place.
Lobb always has a hairstyle to support the current cause but on gay night his hair is normalReally makes you think
Was best man at my mate's wedding. Spent the whole day shitting myself about the speech, got a few laughs, then finally got in to the bags.
>>156153848how about no and fuck off
>>156153871I just couldn't imagine my imouto with some fuckin' guy.. it makes me sick even thinking about it
YOU CAN SEE CLEARY NOW HIS HAIR HAS GONE
>>156153908heh
i hate weddings
NOW SOMEONE'S TESTICLESARE IN MY WAY
two SHIT gamesfour SHIT teamshad a fuckin gutful of this SHIT sport run by FUCKING morons
Bontlow? not this year mate.Next year, we'll talk about it Marcus.
>swansook's fighting dogsperg
My whole life not one funny story, id be fucked if asked to come up with a funny story
weddings are just a party, they get all the lovey dovey bullshit out the way then it turns into a party that goes on and oni dont like parties
When you guys sing money for nothing, do you sing the little faggot part?
>>156153933based me at wet at wellington
>>156153963do you mean the Sting falsetto?
I'll never have to worry about being best man at a wedding
i've never been to a party
>>156153990No haha, the actual line
>>156153998how about the drunkest most embarrassing loser?because I have tips.
>>156153963Yep. Song is incomplete without it. Shocked me last time I heard it on the radio and I expected them to skip it but it was the full version. Even though it was late still don't expect them to ever play the 8 minute version.
>>156154023im dead i was being srs i forgot about that line
>>156153963of course
>>156153963>the little faggot he's a millionaire
i dont sing and i dont dance
>two dogshit one sided games on fri night at the same timeepic
>>156154099What do you do?
>>156154127Fire up the minecraft server
>>156154137nothing
more of a factorio server general
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
sexy goal umpy in the crows game
Beginning to think my iggs aren't very good at this football caper
dawson giving harley sneed a bath kek
>>156153847this one annecdote came straight to mind, which me and older bro thought was funny, mum did -that- face and dad reckons too much, >trivia night raising money for worthy cause>400+ peoiple>kinda hangman, with buzzers and kooky noises [like on browny's quiz]hahaha all fun you can guess what she said instead of the right letter, not as bad as the southpark episode but it was a mic drop moment.
>>156154198fuck me dead
>>156154214Kek, might be bit too risque if nan and pop are there
Curnow is just elite. If he can keep this form for finals swannies have a real shot
dawson again KEK
>>156154214not sure what it can be if C and G are already used
1 step forward, 2 steps back.
>>156154099Only thing about you is the way you walk?
>>156154280B
>>156154291touche
Tomorrow morning. Football History.
>>156154214Last night I was watching a porn scene with a British chick who commenting about the "dick up [her] bum". Was hot desu.
Why are iggs wearing their abo guernsey?
pathetic gay cunt bumped his own faggot thread
>>156154335Link it up senpai, I was asking for British slag porn the other day
>>156154280you're right, Im drawing it up from memory it must've been formatted differedntly. this is why I have you lot as a sounding board. there was buzzers and reveals, I remember the pause when she entered in G nd it flashed up. (she didnt say the word, it was on a screen}
An /sp/ term for a boring or terrible game?
:)
this piss eating peagles
>>156154384Slurper
sainters
>>156154384soccer
>sainters
Got banned for the most innocous bonnie blue post and I've been posting shit about jeets and jews all week
>>156154451What triggers the jannies isn't an exact science.
All of Australia’s problems stem from giving women any authority
>>156154451the janny's one of the fathers?congratulations janny-daddy!
>>156154459but we have to trust it regardless.
*braaaap*
>>156154459neither is developing vaccines
>>156154451Good, fuckin' degenerate
>>156154522you're literally wrong in every aspect why do you keep pushing this gimmick
>>156154451>Got banned for the most innocous bonnie blue postWell deserved
>>156154548every aspect? thats a lot of aspects. surely i'm wring in a few aspects. why are you so aggressive? eat a fucken snickers.
Both teams are sponsored by hungry jacks. Conflict of interest?
Phwoar good read this>On the Shortness of LifeCheck out this page on how spending time with people is a waste of your own time. Men in the early AD centuries knew exactly what we put up with now
>>156154451bonnie blue on a blue board? maybe im colourblind but where else would you post it? facebook. try facebook. the bluey fan group would be a good start.
Already yawning, not gonna be able to make it to 4am without a recharge nap.
>>156154590not for simmo.>>156154608meth is more effective.
Both games are officially BACK on
do you guys like nickelback?
Uh oh shakey swans
>4.10
how long until that spastic swan defender tries to kill naughton again
>>156154137...............i drive
>>156154184post her arsei need a new goal hump waifu
bontempelly
Good Aussie music like the Veronicas.
>>156154740spastics work on their own timetable, like the muslim calendar or centrelink pay day scheduling. maybe tonight, who knows? pride round magic works in amazing ways.
the chatango trannies are seething about us again
idk what that is
>>156154198>>156154214can i have her number just need to factcheck this anecdote is all iykwim haha
>all sportzx afl channels down>vipleague seized by fbiwhere can watch?
>>156154881.tv and .io are still up
>>156154881https://buffsports.io/watch-afl
>>156154881IPTV mate
>>156154881channel 7?
>>156154001>i need you to send these emu fuckers packing
>>156154876*fartcheck
>>156154876she's too old for you and not asian, destitute or inflatable. you'd lose interest quick.
queer queer the red in my whitehonor the gays by douching my shitelift that faggot banner highwank out the precum from the guys
Is Dr Reality Check banned?
Not watching the soccer? You’d have to be some kind of misanthropic drongo to not watch the socceroos out of presumably pure spite and insecurity, there’s no other explanation
>>156154608*heems you*
>>156155070if only you knew how bad things really are...
>>156155089i wouldn't impersonate the mayor of sleepytown if i were you...
harley reid fucking sucks
>>156155047prove it
>pride gamekek does afl really?
>>156155147just the swans
>>156155087is it on at 4am or something? thats a fucken good reason.
>>156155147>gayfl
>starcevic signed a SIX year dealwtfhe's going to be done in 1-2 kek
>>156155147>>156155181your koconut kava krash klassik finished, kuzzy?
>>156155087i'm already sleep deprived enough
>>156155202its a drubbing
>>156155194fleecing
HE DID SOMETHING!!!!
>>156155070Anon, I sincerely hope your homophobia and hatred for others doesn't prevent you from finding the same happiness of those in that photo
How are the eagle doing?
>>156155249the eagles are rising
>>156155249i don't want to talk about it
is elijah hewitt getting delisted
>>156155282Premiership incoming for this big dog
winning a premiership requires you to win against teams with an actual good defence champ
Who are you @ing?
Whys the ref at the goalposts wearing a hat at nighttime?
staging bitch
Blakey sweared
Bro thought he was playing for the socceroos haha
murderball coming Naughton gonna make you skip cunt
he waiting to get fucked or something>?
crisp swasn keeping the cats in top 6
blakey is a fucking faggot
CURNGODHARLIE
Another one for Curnow
our iggs REFUSE to throw in the towel
i think this sements dulldogs as a bottom 4 team
*does a big yawn* ...oh, you blokes are still watching the games?
makin biscuits
>>156155537based cat
>>156155525>sementsguess you type semen more often than cement.
doing stuff
Got a dick to suck lined up tomorrow morning
my swans demoshing the 8th place team
>>156155553Oh yeah?
ill line up my dick for your suckhole iykwim haha
Sement slurper
Crows fan here. At Optus for the first time. Pretty good stadium but the urinals need partitions.
SUCKING YOUFUCKING MEDICK SUCKING TIMEEEEE
>>156155570the murder-swans
>>156155628Is that a problem? As we say in Brisbane - men who piss together kiss together
>>156155628try the tap water. tap water in WA is amazing.t. ex-south australian
Time is becoming a factor for the dogs
Should haved watched anime instead
Do you think anyone's informed Bulldogs management of the Pride round penalty? some of the bulldogs lads wont be walking straight after this game.
swans :)
>Curnow leading the colemanCorr, Sydney won the trade hard.
geez reid ducks
QUEER CHEER THE RED AND THE SHITE
biz idea: rename it "Pride in Prejudice round", after the game both teams get together and go poofter bashing.
>>156155761murphy? never
kek what a poof
fuck that will lewis cunt is unlikeable, worst flopper in the league and that's being on the same team as weightman
>>156155748shes a swannies girl :)
HERE COME THE IGGS. CROWS ARE SHOOK.
>>156155800its almost pathological your fixation on charlie curnow. youre a bit gay for him, arent you?
these umpires are so fucking stupid, three blatant ducks and all have been paidliterally just go shoulder first in a tackle and bobble your head a bit and you get a free kickdisgrace what's happened to this game
>>156155800>Professional athlete>Getting mogged by the reporterEmbarrassing.
Please lord when I wake up let the socceroo begone
>if youre homophobic, youre probably secretly gay
>>156155847>the reporterholy cazzie
>>156155874the caster?
We got a game on our hands
>>156155861if it walks liek a duck and posts hundreds of times about a man he hates, then yeah, you're a gay duck in denial.
getting on the glass barbie to watch the football at 4am
tk has been legitimately good
>>156155890>>156155890are you telling me you dont know who that is interviewing charlie?
Time may become a factor soon
im homophobic and secretly gay iykwim haha
>>156155913He's been good all year.
>>156155923blud I could probably name like 6 current afl players, I dont follow players
>>156155957that is three time premiership player cameron "moons" mooney (1999 for north, 2007 and 2009 for geelong)
Have you blokes enjoyed the three (finished in the first quarter) matches so far this round?
Time becoming a factory here
>>156155927crisp every poofingwood customer
*switches to the fat side of the ground*
>>156155978thanks?
>>156155957>followim not asking if you have his insta feed, fucken zoomies swear to fucken christ.
I hate Liam dumggan so much it's unreal
>>156155978really care, unc
>>156156016i watch the actual game, not the players
>>156156051they players are a part of the game, dickhead
Can’t stop eating bananas
>>156156008the point being, "the professional athlete" being shorter or appearing shorter than "the reporter" is a really ill-informed and very cazzie thing to say. you look and sound like quite a dewy-eyed fresh cunt and I look forward to attending your bar mitzvah.
>>156156078inb4 racist dickheads try to be funny (they're not)
>>156156078crisp adam goodes
>>156156078based Peter Siddle
>Snicko for the postVARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>156156078
>>156156075players are just cogs in the team. you need to watch the game from a higher level
this is croatia all over again
Crows yet to hit 100, this one isn't over just yet.
