Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 1 (TTT)Barcelona - Barcelona19.6kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/startlistStart order:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/stage-1/live/startorderRoadbook:https://www.xoo-cycling.ch/download/roadbooks/roadbook_tour-de-france_2026.pdfLive stats:https://tds.livxp.com/whitelabel/tds/tracking-womenhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/stage-1/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / ARD1 / RTBF / VRT / DKTV2 / RTVE / Rai / NOS / EITB / RTP / RTV Slo / SRG-SSR16:45 CETPrevious thread:>>156150718
>Current and upcoming road races04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT04.07 - 07.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.105.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.111.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.118.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.119.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.126.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.128.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.129.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT 02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.102.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.103.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.113.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro16.08 La Polynormande 1.116.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/>Velodrama league code:51196855
Sibiu Cycling Tour (2.1)Stage 1aSibiu - Sibiu110.5kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/sibiu-cycling-tour/2026/startlistRoadbook:https://ciclism.sibiu.ro/pdf/Brosura%20TCS%202026.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/sibiu-cycling-tour/2026/stage-1a/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ulg9o99MYM9:45 CET
Sibiu Cycling Tour (2.1)Stage 1b (ITT)Sibiu - Sibiu3.2kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/sibiu-cycling-tour/2026/startlistRoadbook:https://ciclism.sibiu.ro/pdf/Brosura%20TCS%202026.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/sibiu-cycling-tour/2026/stage-1b/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SmBcc8f3cY17:00 CET
yes /tdf/ is back.
Cyclismo.
What is the forecast for anarchist protesters?
why does the /cyc/ thread keep disappearing you cunts
>>156212307Not enough posters during burger hours to offset the sudaca football posters.
>>156212355last thread died really early, I didn't pay attention heh
Who gets yellow today and who will be in position to fight for it tomorrow?
>>156212395This general is also mostly populated by fewer complete degens so we actually sleep at night instead of posting on 4chinz.
>>156212307Pretty sure the argue game was the most watched world cup game of all time. It'll only get worse from here.
>>156212427Seixas
>>156212427Pogacar and nobody
Cycling
I am excited about the cyclk g race today which should provide entertainment for the next 3 weeks. Sporting events are great for bringing everyone together and kicking out racism.
Might actually be able to witness the tdf in real life this year.
literally me getting out of bed this morning knowing the tdf is starting
SEXas will win
>Pogačar could theoretically take yellow and aim to keep it Paris for then challenge but that’s a tall order, the team is obviously strong – four riders here were in the top-10 in the Suisse TT stage – but can be out-muscled on a short, flat course, plus they’re likely to be a little short on technique. As an anecdote to illustrate, several teams booked the Catalunya motorsport circuit for practice, reserving exclusive 90 minute sessions. But RMC Radio said Lampre UAE showed up without a booking and tried to barter with TotalEnergies to use their slot but the French team said non.ADJUST
>>156212470Nah, just getting old. I'm still a degen but I can't stay up as late anymore as I used to.Also, I genuinely thought the first stage was on sunday for some reason. Now I'll have to explain my wife she'll have to go to the store alone
>>156211469
>>156213328If you want it, you can witness it every year. But you'll have weakmind excuses why you can't. Enough Belgians that follow the whole tdf with their campers.
>>156213286stfu nagger
>>156211588atleast 1kg of muscles in those arms he could do without
>>156213775he lost 4kg since LBL he says
>>156212277hopefully none, since all attention is on football
>just stay on my wheel okay
Johan on the ozempic
>>156213862if you are a pro rider whats stopping you from using Novo drugswould make your life SOOOO much easier
Le tovr……… cvclvng…….. jvly…….. feels like home
>>156213916Trust the process.
>>156213821me when i go on a cycling date with some random ho
The thread died AGAIN?HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Danes and Schizobrit ready to get broiled again?
Im enjoying some self baked sourdough bread with self grown tomatoes, cucumber, lettuce. A few eggs from my own chickens and a hand of berries from my own bushes. This is peak self fullfillment and Im bragging with pride
>>156215118pictures?
>no list of betting favorites Cyc is dead
>>156215118Already being absorbed by my body. Didn't expect anyone to interact with my brag
>>156215320bertaczek is on a hiking trip and foreign betting sites are blocked in Switzerland. maybe ask the bert who bet 1000 Euros on Jonas.
>>156213916Why are random ******'s suddenly into cycling and licking all the crusty shit out of poogacars rectum? Because she's passed around the african american athlete social circles? Need to put a stop to this immediately before they start having delusions of participation. Demographic shifts in the sport will kill it for good. The sport needs to remain a fringe cringe middle class white dude sport that everyone ignores.>>156214577As long as poogacar doesn't win by over 10 minutes and the cameras actually pan more for the race for the top 10 I will be content. She will be enjoying BBC in the hotel room every stage anyway. As with every GT I go in feeling a bit of optimism, I think he learnt his lesson last year when the French were booing him for being too greedy. With the inclusion of Paul he is going to get even more hate and we might see the mainstream start to understand he's the villain after all. Undoubtedly, it will be turned into some Vingegaard hate propaganda somehow, as it always is, but at this point anything can happen.
>>156215320from czechbertSpinter>Philipsen 2.25>Merlier 3.5>Pedersen 5.5>Birmay 6>Kooij 8>Pogacar 13>Godon 41>Poel 51>Kanker 67...>Lie 81>Vingegaard 151>Bittner 151
>>156215868KOM>Pogacar 2.37>Carapaz 5>Martinez 5>Vingegaard 9>Paret 17>Storer 26>Skjelmose 29>Seixas 34>Healy 34>Jegat 34>Pidcvck 41>Arensman 41>Evenepoel 41>Ayuso Pesquera 41
>>1562158925+ wins>Pogacar 1.4>Merlier 11>Vingegaard 26>Evenepoel 51>Kooij 51>Phipipsen 51>Seixas 81
>>156215892Stage 1>INEOS 1.8>UAE 3.75>Red Bull 8.5>Visma 9>Lidl 10>Jayco 26...>Decathlon 201
>>156215910
>>156215910GC>Pogacar 1.22>Vingegaard 4.33>Seixas 15 (collapsed from 9)>Toro 19>Lipowitz 26>Evenepoel 26>Ayuso Pesquera 34>Holland 67>Pidcvck 126>Skjelmose 151>Carapaz 201>Tiberi 201>Arensman 201>Uijtdebroeks 251>Martinez 301>Jorgenson 301>Yatesi 301>West 301...>Vauquelin 501>Kuss 601>Eetvelt 1001>Otruba 4501
I don't really post because I can't watch races live, so I just don't post so you all won't yell at me for being a tourist but maybe I should to save this silly little thread
>Pogačarthis guy is doping, right?
legalized drafting has been the death knell of cycling, and it's been obvious that it's next to doping in terms of unsportsmanshiplike conduct. I'd say it exceeds doping in its nefariousness, even, because it is done openly and is even encouraged by the cycling establishment. I remember the bad old days watching Lance being pulled around by his postal worker team over the roads of france, which made me too want to jump on my bike and suck wheels on the highway myself. I don't think it's healthy, or honest, when the supposed "strongest" guy doesnt have to pedal much at all anymore. Sure we suck it all up in the name of “drama” and rationalizing away the blatant insanity of it all by calling it a “complex sport” with lots of “tactics” and “nuances” when we try to show it to a non cycling friend who obviously finds it ridiculous, but i think cycling has to take a good look in the mirror (as we all should, really) and ask ourselves - do we really want to watch a sport that we can’t just turn on the match in the middle, ask “who’s winning?”, get an answer that isn’t a 50000 word essay on eastern european history, the human condition, and the weather report all in one, and be satisfied with it? Doesn’t anyone just simply PEDAL anymore? Isn’t that the root of it all?
>>156215961>>Ayuso Pesquera 34Did they not get the memo?
>>156216114You better bump this thread you cunt because muricans are kind of useless.
If I see anyone riding or collaborating with a UAE rider this TdF I'm sending my albanian goons to steal their team bus. No excuses now. Year after year it happens with the same result. Sagan's downfall started when people refused to work with him in any situation, so he just went solo. Let PooAE do all the GC work every day, spray riders into the break every stage, all the workload on PooAE and never work with poogacar. Do that and the armor might begin to crack and at the very least, make things interesting. Or he'll just keep winning in the same fashion but at least they've been spited.
>>156216293
the tourists have arrived
>>156215910>1.4
>Affini is not fully recovered from the crash yet. "I have a deep wound close to my iliac crest, so it was necessary to get stitches both inside and outside. That was the biggest problem after the crash because I could barely lift my legs the first two days," he explains. "And then I still had bruises and was covered in scrapes here and there. But yes, I recovered fast enough to be here."I want his recovery juice.
>>156216761yea Visma aint winning today
>>156216693
>>156216892even if they had prime >wout and affini, ineos merda would be hard to beat
>>156216923I'm actually thinking today is for Lidl.
Tanuj Pogasaar
>>156216923ineos merda aint winning either
he looks so ready
>>156211495>Bart Buijk DNSso that's why I didn't find him
>>156213916who?
>>156217287Don't see any veins. Already 1-0 to Jonas.
>>156216693I WILL bait the /cyc/ postersI WILL post about doping every single dayI WILL support the French riders onlyI WILL NOT watch a single second of cycling after July 26I WILL come back next summer
>>156217454based
>>156217454well good for you now you actually have a french riders thats worth supporting and not just complete frauds
>>156217454Tres bien.
>>156217454Get yourself some sloppo for good measure
So on which stage does Remco lose 20 minutes?
>>156217683Stage 6.
>>156217683yes
SAINBAYAR has been humbled.
>>156216331Based and wholly correct.
>>156217683None, Remco lost 4 kg while keeping his power, he'll be good
TIL there exists a barber's cape with Visma branding.
Jonas is 57kgIt's over for the Slovenian menace
>>156217877which arm did the chop off?
>>156218018
>>156218048Jonas is the sauce
Tourist here. Can LipoGOAT win it this year?
>>156218271no
>>156218271No, I hope this wheelsucker miserably fails
I believe in Ayuso
>>156218305he is winning tomorrow
>>156218305He speaks very good English. That's surely worth a few wats.
>>156218305>I feel like a retard.
>>156218336he also speaks very good spanish
>>156218305>>156216322
looks like Skjelmose will leave Lidl
FUCKING SRAMUCKINGSRAMMy fucking chain broke and I lost out on a certain win because of it. Thanks SRAM.
>>156218658Moleman tried to warn us
>>156218658Shit happens Bert.
>>156218783lipobros.....
>>156218658Remco-esque excuses. Was there also a non-existing pothole ?
>>156218793What are the odds of Remco and Lipo getting into a public fight this Tour? Its essentially a jew against a muslim if you think about it.
>>156219021Lipo is way too soft for a fight, he would just stand there in silence. And remco seeths at everything so nobody takes him serious.So it's basically impossible for them to get into a fight. All that's gonna happen is that Remco is gonna drop at some point and DNS so he doesnt have to work for Lipo (once the TT passed)
About 1 hour remaining broberts
>>156211474
De Lie DNFed the team recon.
>>156219062Post more
>>156218553just means he is well rested, didn't overtrain
>>156219319cringe
>>156219319oi, does captain america have a loicence for his handgun?
>>156219319I assume Del Toro is trying to make the bull horns on head gesture, but somehow forgot or did not know how to do it.
2017 was the last year this dog shit race was worth watching
there is still time to ruin your team with last min adjoostments
>>156219402it's moose horns now
>>156219416Pidkek is indeed a good choice for that
>>156219440Isaac Del Alce.
>>156219473can't adjoost him in if I already have him
jonas is even more of a skeleton this year.
berts i might panicki can't find my remote for my TV
>>156219523back when smartphones had IR, you could just download an app to act as a remote
>>156219547I did this once when I was too lazy to replace the batteries
>>156218783Eye colour chart vindicated
>>156216293long course tr*athlon welcomes you with open arms
>>156219564we're truly going backward in terms of neat things like that on phones
>>156219574Imagine having poo eyes though that would be devastating. Can't come back from that. Surprising in britain how many brits have poo eyes.
Bon dia. Es la gran partida
uno-x tourists (you) spotted
>>156219523i found it
ynr alain phlippe
>>156211588veins>>156217287no veinsive seen enough
>>156219783ala riding out of his mind in the yellow jersey. now that he was a proper runner.
>pogiwinslol
who chutes first?
>>156219991Was Voeckler-esque.
>>156220069come to think of it, Chutes in TTTs can be especially devastating taking whole teams out*in theory*
>>156220268it happened before...
>>156212470Its usually so lonely during nites here. Even worse as the burgers have fallen off completely.
>>156219319>RO
>>156220301video?
>>156220268I miss movistar having retarded tactics.
>>156220335
Paul SEIXAS will win the Le Tour de France [spoiler]in the future[/spoiler]
>>156220385kek thanks
>>156220414have another
>>156220308As one of the pioneer burgers I wish I posted like I used to but I hardly spend any time online these days, which is of course a net positive, but I really miss cyc and staying more in touch with sport in general. And of course I miss the endchan splinter group
>>156219710not fat or retarded enough
>using legs
>>156219574Interesting. I'm destined to change history but I haven't even changed my bed sheets in 4 weeks
>>156220442Rosenbert, is that you?
>>156220442heh, cool. would something like a Garmin Varia work on your sled or is it aero enough as is?
how soon till this starts? I'm guessing since it's the first stage they're starting later in the day?
>>15622051415 minutes.
>broadcast begins>internet starts crapping out
>>156220514In 15 mins
>>156220514first starter at 17:05 CET
Yonas without a beard, its over pogi-sisters.
>>156220442love it
>>156220531>>156220538>>156220547cool, it's late enough for me to actually watch the whole race today, even though I wake up early usually by the time I can watch something the stage is almost over on most grand tours
>>156220547we're on CEST
...
>>156220547Campy should drop on the climbs and crash the UAE train
>>156220619Hannah Walker, Jonas' most loyal supporter
>>156220619> Women
cycling?
What's everyone snackin'?
>>156220670yes, gotta shame anglos for wearing white socks on the beach
>AJOUUSSOH dream of the podiumD E L U S I O N A L
>>156220442
>>156220679>Nutri-score E You will be dead before the race is over
>>156220679berries
Haven't watched cycling since last Tour de France?Is it still Pogacarwinslol?And memeing '>Vingegaard is going to win this time' before he inevitably blows up?
>>156220488yeah>>156220500its probably a good idea to have since these bikes are so low to the ground, anything that makes me more visible is good
>>156220679
TdF tourist here: Is Seixas the real deal, or just the next overhyped French talent? Also: Who - except Lipowitz - actually believes that Bora has two captains? And finally: Where's Pinot?
>>156220750>Haven't watched cycling since last Tour de France?I know tourists exists but this is too much
can't find a working stream
>>156220795check the fucking OP
>>156220750Jonas won the Giro this year and didn't crash. Tadej won Suise but with a smaller margin than would be expected given the weak competition he faced.
>>156220789Didn't mean to end it with a question mark.Typed out the question on that line but deleted it and missed the question mark. My bad.
>>156220679Some matzah i made today, alongside some tea
>>156220781real dealeveryone knows Bora has two captainsPinot is retired
>>156220781>Who - except Lipowitz - actually believesMeme-man remco is completely buck broken in his head. He will work for Lipo before week two.
>>156220756Happy to see you againHope you're doing better, given the circumstance
>>156217408NBA player
>>156220781Nobody but EVENEPOEL thinks Red-Bull has two captains
>>156220795Pay for the content, or Fads cant afford to pay
How many stages does Pidcock win is the real question
>>156220756>since these bikes are so low to the groundSounds very aero
Why is the stage starting so late? I came home thinking I could just quickly watch the highlights but the first team hasn't even gone yet
>>156220917As many as Anime de Lie is gonna finish
>>156220909Fads needs another Ferrari catalog.
>>156220442>>156220756those arm bikes look fucking aeroare they fast?
>>156220938To fuck with Remco
>>156220781>Is Seixas the real deal, or just the next overhyped French talenthe's real deal. but also overhyped.>>156220861>He will work for Lipo before week twoit's hard to imagine Remco working on anyone
>>156220442Never stop dear Rosenbert.
>>156220679i bought icecream earlier for the TTTbut i ate it two hours ago
c'est parti. velogame's closed.
here we go
Caja Rural runners already lachee after 30 seconds
Idk I’m sure they have a reason for it but starting your big bike race with these team trials seems extremely lame
>>156220938>Why is the stage starting so lateSpainbecause Spain
Caja dropping people after 20 seconds.
>>156220982>it's hard to imagine Remco working on anyoneWhat do you mean, he often work for his opponents.
>>156221022Literally zero point in their addition this year. Don't care if they're starting in spain, movistar are starting.
>Losing the tour on day 1 since your teammate are a bunch of shitters
>>156220859>>156220861>>156220908Wait, Remco is shit? I thought he was losing weight to be better in the high mountains, so that he can finally be a serious contender in grand tours? I was kinda expecting him to be stronger than Lipo this year. Would actually be pretty funny if he shits the bed, the seethe will be glorious. I fully expect him to go rogue (going Roguelic, if you like) the first opportunity in the mountains when he should be helping Lipo.
>>156221019Team time trials are kino discussion closed.
>>156221041they had their wildcard based on then CT rating
>>156221019What do you mean. Its much better than a random sprint stage. GC competition starts the very first day now.
>Memco drops entire team on first pull>Gets caught by Lipo on final climb>DNS stage 2
>>156221072seeing as you are a tourist then here is Remco's season this year and look at how well he did on the mountain stages and you will see why no one believes in him https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/remco-evenepoel
>>156220918>>156220966seemingly very aero, from what ive been told the fastest riders go 40 km/h with around 200 watts.the nice bikes are expensive as fuck though, a carbon bike will set you back about $25k. i'm hoping to buy one next year
>>156221072He's not shit-shit. He has just been self sabotaging too much the last couple of years.
Why not just do an ITT?
>>156221149Thats so cool. I bet your shoulders are going to get super buff.
>>156221072Nobody knows and you are as good as your last tour and he DNF last year so that meme sticks. The "team" says he has great numbers but any team would say those things pre race.
>>156221149very cool
>Tour de FRANCE>It's not in France???
>>156221149mow much does it weigh?
>>156221149Are they UCI compliant?
>>156221178That can absolutely be the case. Though pic related did seated XC skiing and rowing more than ciclismo.
>>156221149it has two front breaks? I see one rim and disk rotor on a wheel. how does it work?
>>156221149Add pedals to it 200 watts from arms plus 200 watts from legs you could go 80kph!
>>156221214Barcelona is honorary French
>>156221214
>>156221264>plus 200 watts from legsPastabert, I..
>>156221149How hard is it to do 200 watts with your arms though?
>AAAH I CAN'T HOLD
at this point picnic could win an entire grand tour and still be way behind the second worst WT team on points.counting EVERYTHING jonas scored 2340 points with his giro win
>>156221240Paralympics have races with them
what is Picnic doingfucking frauds
Pæknæk dispand now
>>156221325imagine Strade with theseif your wheels break you can slide down the gravel like its a sled
>picnic postnlfirst team in history to OTL in a TTT
Picnic should be relegated to CLUB for being pure shit
>>156221291Recumbent bikes are a thing not everyone is paralyzed
Getting beaten by Caja Blast in a TTT.Shoud be an instant relegation from the WT
The past few months Remco has aligned his trainer with the Kaaba. He will reveal himself in his incandescent brilliance over the next few weeks. Inshallah.أَشْهَدُ أَلا إِلَه إِلَّا اللَّه، وَأَشْهَدُ أَنْ مُحَمَّدًا رَسُولُ اللَّه
>>156221291You need legs to ride the bike anon posted. If don't have feet to put in the stirrups your stumps will end up dragging on the ground.
>>156221438>anon
>>156221373I see people using them from time to time. always got flags for visibility. last year I encountered one dude with big-ass Irish flag and baggage cart on a small road in Altay krai. if he was really Irish, he was a very long way from home
>>156221223I think around 10 kg, but it's not really listed anywhere>>156221240It is but only for the H1 to H4 para categories, and you have to be classified for those. Class depends on level of injury.>>156221252The rim brake can be locked so the bike doesnt move while you transfer into the bike>>156221316hard
>>156220982>it's hard to imagine Remco working on anyoneHe already worked for Lipo in Catalunya, and I also remember him working for a teammate on a few occasions during his time at QS.Though I'll think he'll be either really good or really bad. In the first case, he obviously won't have to work for Lipo, and in the second case, he wouldn't be any help anyway and probably abandon.>>156221072His performances on long climbs this year have been quite bad. He claims to have improved by losing 4 kilos since, but he also hasn't raced for 3 months, so we don't know for sure.
>>156221482Perhaps he was from Cote d'Ivoire
BIG WATTS
>>156221521he was a bit too white for that, but I'm not judging
>>156221498huh, that makes sense. can you still use that rim brake while moving?
>>156221521it was clearly a really washed Italian flag
>>156221498so happy to see you ride again
>>156221396*Kahba
>>156221482Always wanted one with the egg body around it those hit 50kph with little effort. if we didnt have oil and cars everyone would be in those. Too bad the world is not build for them.
>>156221563You can, its also a bit of an emergency thing if the main one fails
>>156221609
Loving this new TTT style
gotta admit this is a nice course for a TTT
>>156221609If they weren't so freaking expensive I would definitely buy a recumbent with fairing.
>>156221609these are very funky
>51km/h average for a TTTthats very slow
>0.007 offdont trigger my autism
Could you have a rider on a normal bike and have them do 0 turns and then just blast it up the last climb?
Pidcvck on the move
>>156221709you could but that "climb" is simply too shallow, it will be faster to always to do it on your TT bike
>>156221709will he hold on a normal bike tho?
Picnic slower than Caja Rural, lmao
jajajajajajaja the state of Shitnic
shamefur dispuray. relegate these bums already
>>156221677kek based
Picnic more like Kwabic
>>156221823There are like 8 protour teams with more WT points than picnic
>shit NL
>>156221836Is it even remotely possible for them to get enough point to avoid relegation at this point? Literally eight (8) pro teams ahead of them.
>>156221467Look at how dangerous it is if you don't have both legs.
>>156221902Fuck I forgot we are in a new three year cycle. I'm not going to survive 2.5 seasons more of those shitters.
>>156221933love the OC. My post was about you calling him anon instead of bert tho
HeShe is in this race btw
Chute
IMAGINE De Lie OTL on stage 1
While its bland I do like this Q35 outfit
>>156222016What is with the De Lie hate?
>>156222057its clean
>>156222059For me its fatphobia
>>156221990look at this dude. he's as oblivionmaxxed as ever
alot of spectators today in Barcelonavery based
why do spaniards love big phallic objects so much
>>156221933you probably wouldnt get classified for one of these with a below knee amputation. there are some that ride regular bikes using a prosthetic.even if you had to anyway you could just adjust the footrest to fit
>>156222130>inshallah i will cut them with my chin
>fdj teamwork
>>156222143lewd
i still think its faster staying in your TT bars than standing sprinting up the last hill
Gaudi looking down from above
very video game looking
Uno-X gonna do an insane time
do you rate him?
CHUTE
kwabcock
Zimmerbert
>>156222350yes but i dont know if its enough for a GT. His form was better last year. I think he will be on early Kanter duty and Teunissen seems really strong atm as last man
>pidcockkwab
Comically large ice dildoes
>>156222484Was waiting for this to show up in here. kek
lewd
>>156222511where is Puck when you need her
>>156222511500 CHF fine for tarnishing the image of the sport.
48 Tadej Pogačar46 Florian Lipowitz41 Isaac Del Toro30 Emiel Verstrynge24 Biniam Girmay24 Jonas Vingegaard21 Richard Carapaz18 Alex Baudin18 Paul Seixas16 Jasper Philipsen15 Tobias Halland Johannessen15 Baptiste Veistroffer14 Remco Evenepoel14 Mathieu Van Der Poel13 Mads Pedersen13 Thomas Pidcock12 Juan Ayuso12 Dorian Godon11 Tim Wellens10 Max Kanter10 Romain Grégoire9 Lenny Martinez9 Ben Healy8 Edoardo Affini8 Filippo Ganna8 Quinn Simmons8 Olav Kooij7 Brandon McNulty7 Tim Merlier7 Kévin Vauquelin7 Magnus Cort7 Valentin Paret-Peintre6 Sepp Kuss6 Kasper Asgreen5 Florian Vermeersch5 Adam Yates5 Louis Vervaeke5 Cian Uijtdebroeks4 Matteo Jorgenson4 Mauro Schmid4 Clément Braz Afonso4 Ilan Van Wilder4 Thymen Arensman3 Mathias Vacek3 Huub Artz3 Felix Großschartner3 Sergio Higuita3 Jonas Abrahamsen3 Maxim Van Gils3 Luke Plapp2 Davide Piganzoli2 Jan Tratnik2 Egan Bernal2 Anders Skaarseth2 Lars Craps2 Xabier Mikel Azparren2 Abel Balderstone2 Felix Engelhardt2 Mathis Le Berre2 Vlad Van Mechelen2 Harold Tejada2 Jordan Jegat2 Derek Gee-West2 Dylan Van Baarle
>>156222539but it fits the image of the sport perfectly
Daneberts is TV2 hopelessly delayed or what
Is the heatwave still going on over there?
1 Quentin Pacher1 Alex Aranburu1 Alex Molenaar1 Sean Quinn1 Clément Russo1 Hugo Page1 Raúl García Pierna1 José Félix Parra1 Phil Bauhaus1 Jonas Rickaert1 Milan Fretin1 Frank Van Den Broek1 Tobias Foss1 Jenno Berckmoes1 Pavel Bittner1 Robbe Dhondt1 Matteo Trentin1 Ion Izagirre1 Mattias Skjelmose1 Nils Politt1 Matthew Riccitello1 Krists Neilands1 Jakub Otruba1 Niklas Märkl1 Julian Alaphilippe1 Nelson Oliveira1 Nicolas Vinokurov1 Julius Van Den Berg1 Rick Pluimers1 Davide Ballerini1 Pascal Ackermann1 Tim Van Dijke1 Arvid De Kleijn1 Søren Wærenskjold1 Arnaud De Lie1 Lennert Van Eetvelt1 Guillaume Martin>8=2 Tadej Pogačar Florian Lipowitz Isaac Del Toro Emiel Verstrynge Biniam Girmay Richard Carapaz Alex Baudin Tobias Halland Johannessen>BORING hansbull>Patje`s Angels2 Florian Lipowitz Isaac Del Toro Emiel Verstrynge Jonas Vingegaard Alex Baudin Paul Seixas Tobias Halland Johannessen Max Kanter>GC Maxxxer>no pog competition
>>156222575Not the image UCI would like to project, through. This is why van der Poel was already fined for stripping in the hot seat of 5th stage of Suisse.
bro started punching his own bike
>julle
>>156222587looks fine
>>156222511cycling is never beating the allegations anytime soon if these clowns are left at their devices
>>156222603the boringest team
>>15622259430c is not a heatwave in Barcelona
>>156222570had to adjust my team hard because one certain youtuber that everyone copies made basically my team
Cian dropped, lmao
lel gian
>CIAn
>The next-next-next-next Merckx
Lmaoooo
Another movistar disasterclass, love to see it
did an easy 53k ready for koers
>>156222694Pogacar, Lipowitz, Del Toro, Girmay, Baudin, Carapaz and Verstrynge was definitely the template for this one, I had exactly those riders for a while too, but ended up adjusting a bit.
>>156222283Thats an old hospital, Sant Pau i Santa Creu, with separate buildings to avoid contagions
alright grugbrostime to SMASH
Belgians suffering today
Race barely started and it's already>Movistar O'clockBasado
>>156222143>>156222263My city looking good
Its mov-er
did he shit his pants?
what is wrong with CIAnthis is embarrasing
>>156222880Will we have a repeat of the Barcelona stage a few years ago that busted a rooftop weed farm?
>>156222880its more than 10 years since i visited i imagine the amount of africans has increased tenfold since
>>156222887and somehow picnic is still much worse
Alpecing 4th best time at T1
>>156222901Heh I forgot about that>>156222914Probably, its fucking over
eh, better than felating ice dildos
new cooling stratsits like teams finally opened a medical book to understand that you need to cool down where the blood flows through
So which days are worth watching this year? Give me the slurp filter
>O'Coomer
Look at them go
>>156223095
>>156223095every single dayare you a tourist pleb fag or something?
This is a /cyc/ gimmick field day, all the riders you seem to dislike/laugh at are flopping so far.
i ALMOST picked ocondom
Oconnor dropped?
>>156223095tomorrow is a solid skip
>>156223141does this mean that Pogi is gonna flop?
>>156223143i picked pidcuck
>>156223069>you need to cool down where the blood flows throughso pretty much everywhere?
>>156223116No but my time is too valuable to watch sprint stages
>voigt
Why do some go separate? Did they fall??
>>156223158Huh?? Tomorrow should be good racing, circuit with a 9% climb on it will mean some fun
>>156223182the main arteries
>>156223114So 3 4 6 look like the first yellow fights
>>156223176no but Jonas will
>SoudalWhy are they so useless?
>>156223236
>>156223203New TTT rules, you get your own time, so its basically just a big lead out
>>156223218I read rusberts profile post left to right >>156223114
>>156223141well that means /cyc/ is generally right
>>156223218It's a meme climb for pretenders cause it's not near enough to the finish. Top riders won't attack it
nice fountains. reminds me of Petergof
>>156223237not going for gc and wont be in the fight for yellow in the first few stages anyway
These guys need all that cooling shit for 85F, seriously? That's not that hot
>>156223286circuits are always brutal
oh shit fraudthews is still alive?
>>156223350Built for the expo 1929
>>156223286Doesnt need to be GC for it to be good tho. MVDP, Matthews, Simmons, Mads, Ion, lots of guys could compete for it and make it exciting
>>156223373recovered after double arm fracture
>>156223286The final climb is literally right at the finish, of course there will be attacks.
>>156222511Keak
>Uijtdebroeks crampedPicnic should buy him out. What a KWAB
This is like Ineos’ first and only chance this year
Based Grug.
GRUG!
Vauquelin seems to be getting some extra rest
>montjuic means mountain of the jews
Let's see what the young SEXas can do
>hotseat is a cheap gamers chair from Mediamarkt again
>>156223544oh no no no puncture
not enough for Grug to take yellow
CREVASSON DU VANQULIN
allez sexyass
GRUG CHUG
Ineos mishap. This is all going as expected, worryingly so.
>cest fini
why does one of my picks that isn't in everyone's team have to have a puncture, he was supposed to get an easy yellow jersey... this shit always happens
there goes Bernal and Kevinso Ineos GC dreams are gone on day one
ineos blew up their captain again
Cycling is becoming very predictable, literally nothing surprising so far. It feels scripted.
>>156223683They blew up his tire.
looking good
Is there any reason why Remco shouldn't just go solo from the start?
huh foss?
>>156223709none
POC made another dumb looking helmet
>>156223712he's been in great climbing form
>>156223712Suprised Arensman isn't there. Guess he has noe GC ambitions after all.
>>156223712post it
It's smart really. Why slave away early in the race when the win isn't up for grabs. Maybe you get a bunch of time through break aways. Cian is smart. Ineos is retarded but maybe this time they're smart.
>>156223647is he a stomachlet? can't blame eating cow shit for everything
>>156223553Thats one theory, could also be mount jupiter
ineos pas normal
>>156223712Not anymore.
>>156223746
Top Gannahe might take yellow, grande
grande
Jesus Christ Ganna
GJ Pipo lets hope its enough
>>156223777will never not be funny
>>156223757Imagine DE LIE - Big Marlen kid
You just know that the dopeur will launch an 9 w/kg 2 km sprint for the last climb
Wow great time
poogacar beats that time by 43 seconds
did Vauquelin still beat some teams' best time
what we eating tonight for dinner berts?
Memco will make him cry again
>Voklen
Imagine Ganna's watts
MADSMADSMADSMADSMADSMADSMADSMADSMADSMADSMADSMADSMADSMADS
If ayuso cracks then this sport is 100% scripted
FOSS confirming that they were supposed to ride for Bernal and Vauquelin, but had to change tactics when they both dropped so early.
REMGOD TIME
>>156223852Unironically have a 400 gram ribeye steak ready for when Vingegod takes yellow
>slaving for lipo alreadyowari da
>>156224048so what are you then actually eating for dinner
>>156223852Barbecued Pork chops, potato salad and red wine.
>>156224048I hate to say it but 57kg fishboys gonna kwab today
whew Lidl is RAPID
>>156223852ketchup on unsalted crackers and lidl zero sugar cola
>>156224160grim
lmao Seixas team mates are frauds
Time for disappointment to start.
Do they unironically only run one team at once or have I been unlucky to only see Decathlon the past ten minutes
its time
freepaul
>>156224212The regi is extremely bad no sense of what’s going are there even checkpoints?
>evenepoop
>>156224212There are 5 on the road at the same time
OH NO NO NO INEOS
How many riders need cross the line to stop the time? Just the first one?
can Lidl keep this upsurely not
>0.04s faster than Grug
>>156224297Now that skelly is out, probably not.
skjell bye tour
OH NO NO NO SKJELMOSEBROS
Tejada chuted
total dane death
>KWABull
Ganna knows it's not enough
stop it with the fly overs of the city and show us the race
did fish have any fat to cut? how the fuck did he get to 57kg? if he's losing water then it's owari
Based Taiwan Pogi fans
Just a race ending crash for the dopeur, please cycling gods
if Jonas takes yellow a co-worker owes me beersif Jorgenson takes yellow i owe him beers
>>156224480why do you want jonas to crash, danebro?
>>156224480ok. crash for yonas soon
>>156224516why the fuck would jorgenson take yellow
>no MadsFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>156224555my co-worker is retarded
Vacek doped up to the gills.
Vacek dropping the hammerhe is gonna win a stage this year for sure
UAE formation is terrible
>>156224689As always. They clearly never train it seriously and just try to brute force TTTs all the time.
Achuso looks under pressure
>>156224236how does he do it?
Ayuso good time, /cyc/ meme curse has been broken.
Lidl SHIT
best TTT from Lidl ever surelyimpressive
Yates and Pollitt already dood?that very early
>go on daddy live>look at chat>2 people talking about world cup >2 people talking about tour de france >50 people talking about hot dog eating contest
uae +3 it's over pogisters
>>156222248yep
Uae Just going full kwab
Just let Remco go solo
LIPO GETTING BACKSTABBED
It's over
Flori can't follow :/
Betrayals kino
Lipo betrayed
kneel
please Jonas take yellow so i win a bottle crate of beer
betrayal
UAE's best domestique for this kind of effort isn't even here
what are the rules for this TTT?did they change them recently? i never remember one guy going off the front, used to be 2 guys times were deleted but they'd stay together over the line
Remco KWAB
Dont get your hopes up bros. The satan will gap 2 minutes alone on the last climb
eh
Didn't pay off you retards
>>156225063It varies from race to race. Usually the tougher the stage, the fewer riders you need over the line.
Visma actually insane todayimagine if Affini did not chute
>remkekbwahahahaha
>>156225129don't give the poor guy wrong info>>156225063this is an ASO TTT, so each rider gets his individual time and the team's best rider counts for the team's time
even if Pogi lost 40 seconds today it would mean nothing
>>156225063>did they change them recently?Yeah, though not all that recently.
People have been calling Visma the favourite for this stage since the day it was announced. Idk what happened in the past month to justify them losing that status.
>>156225193thats fucking lameseems like that would eliminate any chances of a wildcard on the very first stage
>>156225194Only in retarded posts by Mou to be expected
Jonas not gonna make it Ganna takes yellow
Piganzoli stronger than Jorgensol, amazing
>>156224048APOLOGIZE
Fuck danebert is going to be feasting on steak
rapid
VINGEGOD
last yellow jersey Jonas ever gonna wear
Does this mean we will have a competitive TdF?
pogwinslol
INEOS MERDANEOSMERDA
I was skeptical but this format is good, long live TTT
>>156225388>implying dopacar won't put 5 minutes into him
its early with only Del Toro and Pogi with 3km left
>>156225396Veins will be glowing for sure
Jonas in yellow for a whole week nice
uae didn't do the arm cooler thing and not even warming up in the shade. could be cooked
poogacar down to 1 minion at 2.5km? SHAMBLES.
PUT SOME FUKING TIMES ON THE SCREEN ASO
lame
Pog wont make it
i hope del taco pulls a froome
The new TTT format is based as all hell
Pogi wont care for yellow herehe would rather have Del Toro get a good time
>>156225535euros can't have technology
>+11 secondsWe might have a race this year.
>third
I WON SOME FAKING BEER FUCK YEAIM GONNA GLOAT SO FUCKING HARD ON MONDAY
Pogi fastest on climb. Polkadots tomorrow
KEEEEEEEEEEEK KWAB
Have fun defending it for a week dumbos
it's over pogi cooked
KWABOTY
Is he, dare I say it, finished?
>>156225703how faster
>>156225703This. People dont even see Pogi was fucking rapid up that final climb
Rare, extra garlic.
>>156225767nah. probably a preferable outcome for UAE, since they don't have to do pacing at the first week
Fishboy will wear yellow for a few days, but his dreams will be crushed hard
Pog is better than Jonas but Visma is a better team than UAE
>>156225775not much
JONAS IN YELLOW FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2023WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK (for a week or so untill Pogi drops the watts NUKE)
has pogi ever won a ttt?
FUCK UAE
Orla's skirt is so short today
>>156225887kinda hard to win a TTT when its the team that wins
>>156225884>for a weekyou mean till tomorrow
Good thing that Pogi diddnt taint his legacy by winning on the mountain of jews
>>156225993nahJonas wil WHEELSUCK Pogi, Pogi wins the stage but bonis wont be enough
>>156225999uuuuhhh bert please pay attention to the sporthttps://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-catalunya/2024/stage-7
timed it, pog was 6 secs quicker on the final hillquite a bit for such a short one
Velasco only made the time cut by 30 seconds
top 10
>>156226172oofff
>>156226193Seixas is so gone after this season
>>156226193GC
>>156226261im just soaking it inthe last ever i will see Jonas in yellow
>>156226139So Vinge had better pacing, nice
>>156226139and smiling and joking straight after. Its over
>Team time trial>But you get individual times
come give it to me Axelgodshoot the hopium straight into my veins
>39. BALDERSTONE Abel +1:52>40. UIJTDEBROEKS Cian +1:53AHAHAHAHA
>>156226367yea its pretty fucking gaya ULTRA RARE L from ASO who usually farms W's
Cyclists now:
>>156226310i think UAE will be overjoyed by that damage control considering Visma has the better TT line up
>>156226446Hindsight is 10/10. Almst no one was mentioning Visma to beat UAE
Jonas yellowPogi polkaBernal greenAyusos white
Pogi is laughing. GOD MODE unlocked
In that sense, it was not an ideal start for Pogacar, but it is certainly not a disaster. It is first and foremost a collective performance, and Visma had a stronger team for the flat part. What is interesting is what happened on the climbs. Here we can at least note that Pogacar did not crush Vingegaard, but we need to see the times on the hill before we can try to make some small interpretations - and we have to be careful with that in a discipline that is much more about the team than the riders. It is also difficult to know who has led the most on the flat, and therefore the conclusions are limited.
>26. Kevin Vauquelin +1:14
Vauquelin only 39 seconds behind Lipowitz despite the puncture and bike change.>>156226502What? The favorites were Visma and INEOS, UAE was always seen as worse than those two.
uae literally didn't practice for this kek and it showed
>>156224910why tho
>Johansen wins in SibiuDanebros FEASTING
>>156226502Lol what
>its still a long tourJONAS SAID THE THING
Jonas was actually taking turns on the flat while pog was dangling off the back, barely staying in the wheel of his teammates. And he was only a couple seconds faster on the climb? This is very bad news for UAE in my opinion, pogacar looked off in both Swiss races and he looked off today. Something is up. I am very high on jonas winning his 3rd tour
STOP THE COUNT!
>>156226863
The only important thing is how Pog went up that final climb after Vingo. Also considering how much help they had from their teammates.
climb times 1'07 | Tadej Pogacar 1'15 | Jonas Vingegaard 1'16 | Remco Evenepoel 1'17 for Paul Seixas
>>156226742>expecting UAE to do good at anything that requires tactics instead of just brute force
>>156226983sauce
>>156226935But ursky got BBC'd by the tarmac and he's all sad and that :((( So actually in cringegaard wins it won't count!
>>156226983Lmao, not even funny.Pogacar will show us 1 hour @ 7W/kg performance this year.I can feel it.
>>156226983That's a bigger gap than what I would have guessed
>>156226439
>>156226935Rewatch it. Pogo and Torro went Godmode for final 3 kilometers or so. Vingo burned through his whole team.
>>156226935pog had worse drafting because of uae clusterfuck and he led them out at the beginning. the only issue is if uae fucks up the cooling logistics. the team is amateur clusterfuck
>>156226983Finally the stat which actually matters.
>>156226983>>156226586consult the words of axelgod
Team TT is the first stage, Visma wins it, but UAE leads the Team Classification.
>>156226983Final kilometer of today’s TTT:Vingegaard: 1’32”Pogacar: 1’29”
you know what i noticedTrine and the kids are nowhere to be seen, Visma surely told her to fuck off and be silent this year
>>156227308So Pogo was already blazing on the second to last climb
>>156226983You made this up, UAE was like 15 seconds down at the start of the climb, pogacar maybe was 3 or 4 seconds faster, that's itm>>156227029
>>156227296Sounds like perfect energy management from visma, another W
Pogacar coping is out in full force today. Your boy is run is over, deal with it.
Checked the stage profiles first time.KWABNo real mountain finish until stage 15.It's up to Pogacar to make the race thrilling.
>>156227431we never saw how much they were down at the start of the final climb, only at time point 3
>Your boy is run is over??? Guess it's the corn syrup or something
>>156227517it’s for us pogiboys imma kms
>>156227029https://x.com/Watts2Win/status/2073456329738318134
>>156227591there is only one proper twitter watts autist, dont post these randoes
Jonas won every Tour in which he wore yellow
pogi is probably seething he got the polka jersey
if Pogi is smart he will wait untill the proper mountains and just cruise this one homebut he is not smart, he is currently fucking seething in his bus dont doubt it he HATES that jonas is in yellow
>>156227822he wants to surpass cav for stage wins, tomorrow is an easy win so he will take it
is it lipover already?
>>156227822He has to wear polka dots now instead of his lucky rainbow jersey, which he also didn’t get to wear today in the TTT
>>156227942nah Remco is gonna lose 15 minutes somewhere out of nowhere
>>156227942He's only 20 seconds behind the best place rider he can actually beat, so no, it's far from Lipover.
Only non goofy aero helmet out there b t w
>>156227968last year he won the yellow jersey in polka i think
>>156228039>using visors
>>156227699uae were about 18 seconds down at the start of the last climb.
I missed the stage but I'm not a TT fan either so it's not a big deal
ok berts, I don't see a point of a new thread right now since football will wipe it off, but I'll make one in the morning for the stage 2. see ya
>>156228901Good night Rusbert.
>>156226439>>156227096imo these helmets make TTs better and more fun to watch.
>>156228901C'est fini and Danephobic.
>>156226983This with fishboy getting never pulling whereas Pog constantly took turns, and Pog on his shit TT setup. Yeah, it's going to be 7+ stages and 8 mins, and possibly not to the anchovy.
now this is proper cyclingAyuso doubters need to apologize Axelgaard doubters need to apologize
>>156228901But it's /tdf/ you can't just let it die. I'll bump it
>>156229322there isn't even a night game today
>>156229427Then I don't see why he's not making a new thread.
>>156229427France v Paragay starts after boomer bedtime in the EU though.
>>156229482yeah exactly
>>156229505even boomer berts don't go to bed before midnight
>>156229623I do.Mainly since the sun rises at 4:05am here so I wake up way earlier than I should.
>>156229322You can't bump a thread past the limit. We're on page 9 and Remco's wife is making new laughing at Canada threads as we speak.
>>156229307I have seen enough, Pogi is not gonna come back
>>156228901thanks brother, gnight
Are we all going to bed now?
Page 10Good night berts
ok, fine. let's try it as an experiment. but I don't think it stays alive till tomorrownew thread >>156230064new thread >>156230064new thread >>156230064
last 800m todayJuan Ayuso 1'19Seixas 1'17Remco 1'16Vingo 1'15Filippo Ganna 1'12Poga 1'07For GC guys strength today (factoring pulling before last climb) 1. Pog 2. Remco 3. Seixas 4. Ayuso&fishboy
>>156229810>sunsets during summerishygddtNext sunset in 16 sleeps.
